#dsds

[tokiokaulitz483]

Tom Kaulitz in DSDS in 2013/2014

[daveytheartist]

dsds? you mean that program where dieter bohlen has the most rizz out of all judges?

he sure be dripping out the wazoo :))))

[a-timely-problem]

what I really love about talent shows, is that you have people who are really talented and then you have people where you're constantly wondering if they've killed someone before

[6ad6ro]

"dark souls derangement syndrome" is when you think dark souls difficulty is the baseline for what difficulty actually is. if you don't think dark souls is hard, congrats. you have dsds. applies to soulslikes in general. when you think blasphemous is the same difficulty as castlevania sotn. when you claim tunic isn't any harder than a zelda game. then you have become out of touch with gaming history and the baseline difficulty that most games have.

think of "hard games" as "level of spiciness". many people like spice. some like INTENSE spice. some pride themselves on handling the spiciest food in the world. but do most claim that the spicy food isn't actually spicy? no. the few that do, you know they're just boasting. "for me, it isn't spicy" still isn't claiming that it objectively isn't spicy. but with souls? that's what the fanbase claims. "it doesn't need a mild version!" (no difficulty settings). "i don't want just anybody to be able to eat this!". (anti -accessibility). "maybe this restaurant just isn't FOR you" (elitism).

how can you not see that you have become deranged by this game? nobody watches "hot ones" and isn't 100% aware that they're watching people go through some difficult shit. you are in complete denial. lost in the poison swamp. and speaking of poison swamps, if you think miyazaki's obsession with em is "just a silly quirk" instead of the deep sadism that it is? then you absolutely have dark souls derangement syndrome. ftr it's completely fine that you like the bullshit hard game. i'm jealous that your life is so easy that artificial stress in your life is fun to you. but don't pretend this shit is normal. don't say "git gud" like the people who are askin for help are the weird ones. because it's you that's actin weird. because you have dsds.

[calliettes-posts]

I really hope this season of DSDS is the last one, because its a total joke

[sportu]

He agitates against Tokio Hotel – "Then you can beat them up"

It’s been ten years since Bill and Tom Kaulitz sat next to Dieter Bohlen on the DSDS jury. You don’t have anything good to say about each other anymore. During the sound check before his concert in Cologne on Sunday, musician Dieter Bohlen pulled over the band Tokio Hotel and agitated against them. Selected fans with a VIP ticket were able to meet in the hall and on planks earlier. The…

[kafropinken]

dsds

[woman-for-women]

Sex is innate, immutable, and binary, gender is socially constructed, fluid, and has infinite categories. Gender is a belief system, but sex is not. If you don't believe sex is binary, you may have good intentions and think that what you believe is scientific or supporting trans people, but you are misinformed. Additionally, nothing about knowing why sex is binary prevents you from believing trans people are the gender they say they are, respecting chosen pronouns, etc.

If you believe sex is a social construct or defined by hormones/chromosomes/genitals, I'm assigning you homework. Yes, it's long. Everything above the cut explains what sex is, and everything below the cut talks about common misconceptions.

INTERSEX IS NOT LGBT. IT’S A MEDICAL CONDITION. DON’T INCLUDE US IN YOUR COMMUNITY UNLESS WE ARE LGBT.

I AM LGBT AND INTERSEX. I AM NOT LGBT”QI…” THERE IS NO I. I AM SIMPLY LGBT. DON’T INCLUDE MY MEDICAL CONDITION INTO YOUR IDENTITY. YOU CANNOT BE DIAGNOSED WITH GAY. YOU CAN BE DIAGNOSED WITH INTERSEXISM. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE. WE HAVE OUR OWN COMMUNITY. STOP BEING SO INCLUSIVE. YOU’RE GONNA END UP INCLUDING FURRIES IF YOU INCLUDE US.

[insidebw]

Na wer stellt sein Gesangstalent unter Beweis? 🎤

[daveytheartist]

the dsds judges can become a very good sport club but i think they could fare amazing in pokemon battles

[vamfaer]

I think Kip's probably been stealing since he was a little guy

[calliettes-posts]

Are other countries version of American Idol also really comicslly bad or is it only reserved for germany?

[bearloonz]

The moment the last s1 ep of deep space discounts dropped I wanted to draw these guys in their formal outfits so bad. May have gotten a little carried away but idc!!! I like them!!! Individual drawings of all of them under the cut :—]

[nyxalwitch]

go watch deep space discounts

[ghostcashewart]

sleep. work. sleep! work! sleep! work!

[daveytheartist]

everyone important announcement: if u come across this, that means i have finally made a bluesky (twitter but better and not made by elon musk) account

i will be posting stuff here as well so drop me a very important follow or else...