#ds: astronaut

[asteroidaffection]

tagged by @satanlikedmymoxie for this cute challenge! <3

the rules are you pick one track per letter of your URL and you tag that many people or as many as you want/can

[a] astronaut - uma

[s] strangers - ethel cain

[t] the death of peace of mind - bad omens

[e] everyone adores you (at least i do) - matt maltese

[r] reina - mora

[o] otaku hot girl - megan thee stallion

[i] i don’t smoke - mitski

[d] daylily - movements

[a] apple - charli xcx

[f] femininominon - chappell roan

[f] fight! - sophie hunter

[e] eat your young - hozier

[c] chihiro - billie eilish

[t] tread on me - matt maeson

[i] i can’t handle change - roar

[o] obsessed - olivia rodrigo

[n] not strong enough - boygenius

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[sciencetimewithalbertrex]

Time Travel: Is It Possible in the Past or Future?

Introduction

The idea of time travel has always fascinated scientists, philosophers, and even storytellers. But is it really possible to travel through time, either into the past or the future? Stephen Hawking, in his famous book The Universe in a Nutshell, explores this idea in depth using both physics and mathematics. In this research article, we will break down the concept of time travel in simple terms and explore the scientific theories, hypotheses, experiments, and fun facts surrounding this mind-boggling topic.

Time Travel in Physics

Time, as described in physics, is not just a straight line that we follow but is part of a "space-time" fabric. Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity revolutionized how we think about time and space. According to his General Theory of Relativity, time and space are interconnected, forming a four-dimensional fabric called "spacetime."

Time Dilation: One key aspect of time travel is "time dilation," which is a proven phenomenon. It means that time moves slower for objects moving at extremely high speeds (close to the speed of light). This has been observed in experiments involving particles in accelerators and in atomic clocks flown on airplanes. If you could travel close to the speed of light, time would pass slower for you than for someone on Earth. In theory, this means you could travel into the future.

Time Travel to the Future

Stephen Hawking and many other scientists believe that traveling to the future is theoretically possible. Based on Einstein's Theory of Relativity:

Special Relativity: As we approach the speed of light, time slows down for the traveler relative to someone who remains stationary. If astronauts travel in a spaceship at nearly the speed of light and return to Earth, they would find that more time has passed on Earth than for them. This is one way to "travel into the future."

Gravitational Time Dilation: In the presence of a strong gravitational field (like near a black hole), time also passes slower. This is another way that future time travel could occur.Mathematical Expression:Δt′=Δt1−v2c2\Delta t' = \Delta t \sqrt{1 - \frac{v^2}{c^2}}Δt′=Δt1−c2v2​​Where:

Δt′\Delta t'Δt′ is the time experienced by the traveler.

Δt\Delta tΔt is the time experienced by a stationary observer.

vvv is the velocity of the moving object.

ccc is the speed of light.

Time Travel to the Past

Traveling to the past, however, is much more complicated and controversial. According to the laws of physics as we currently understand them, there is no clear way to travel to the past without causing problems like "paradoxes."

The Grandfather Paradox: This paradox is one of the biggest problems with time travel to the past. It asks, "What happens if you travel back in time and prevent your grandfather from meeting your grandmother?" If you do that, you would never be born, but if you were never born, how could you go back in time to prevent their meeting?

Wormholes: In The Universe in a Nutshell, Hawking discusses the idea of "wormholes" as a possible method of time travel. A wormhole is like a tunnel that connects two distant points in spacetime. In theory, if one end of the wormhole moves differently through time than the other, it could create a passage between two different times. However, keeping a wormhole stable enough for time travel would require "exotic matter" (with negative energy), which we don’t yet fully understand.Mathematical Expression (Wormholes and Einstein-Rosen Bridge):ds2=−c2dt2+(dr21−2GMr)+r2(dθ2+sin⁡2θdϕ2)ds^2 = -c^2 dt^2 + \left( \frac{dr^2}{1-\frac{2GM}{r}} \right) + r^2 (d\theta^2 + \sin^2\theta d\phi^2)ds2=−c2dt2+(1−r2GM​dr2​)+r2(dθ2+sin2θdϕ2)This is the Schwarzschild metric that describes a non-rotating black hole or a wormhole.

Cosmic Strings: Another interesting idea for time travel is "cosmic strings." These are thin, high-energy tubes left over from the early universe. Two cosmic strings moving past each other at high speeds could bend spacetime enough to allow for time travel.

Hypotheses of Time Travel

Closed Timelike Curves (CTCs): This hypothesis suggests that under certain conditions, spacetime could bend in such a way that an object could return to its own past. These are called "closed timelike curves." The concept was explored in theoretical physics but has many limitations and is highly speculative.

Hawking's Chronology Protection Conjecture: Stephen Hawking proposed a hypothesis called the Chronology Protection Conjecture, which says that the laws of physics prevent time travel to the past. According to Hawking, if time travel to the past were possible, it would create paradoxes and instability in the universe. He believed that nature has a way of "protecting" the timeline from such disruptions.

Experiments and Evidence

While time travel to the past has not been observed, there are real experiments that suggest time travel to the future is possible in small ways:

Twin Paradox: In this thought experiment, one twin travels at high speed into space while the other stays on Earth. When the traveling twin returns, they are younger than their sibling due to time dilation. This is not just a theory; a similar effect has been observed in experiments with particles in particle accelerators.

Muon Experiments: Muons are particles that decay very quickly. When scientists send muons at close to the speed of light, they last longer than they would at rest, due to time dilation. This is a form of time travel into the future for these particles.

Fun Facts about Time Travel

Time Travel in Pop Culture: The concept of time travel is popular in movies like Back to the Future and Interstellar, where the characters explore the idea of moving through time. While these movies are entertaining, they are often based on real scientific ideas.

Faster-than-light Travel: If it were possible to travel faster than light, you could theoretically arrive at a destination before you left, which could be a form of time travel. However, according to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.

Conclusion

Time travel, especially to the future, is not just science fiction but is rooted in the laws of physics, thanks to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. However, traveling to the past remains a challenging and speculative concept, with paradoxes like the Grandfather Paradox making it difficult to imagine without breaking the laws of nature. While we don't yet have the technology or understanding to make time travel possible, the idea continues to fascinate scientists and the public alike. From wormholes to cosmic strings, the possibilities for time travel keep us curious and engaged in the mysteries of the universe.

References

Hawking, Stephen. The Universe in a Nutshell. Bantam Books, 2001.

Einstein, Albert. Relativity: The Special and General Theory. Crown Publishing, 1916.

Thorne, Kip S. Black Holes & Time Warps: Einstein's Outrageous Legacy. W.W. Norton & Company, 1994.

Carroll, Sean. Spacetime and Geometry: An Introduction to General Relativity. Addison-Wesley, 2003.

[void-botanist]

spin spin!!

Two spins for you, Ren! I'm not gonna post screenshots because I'm away from my normal computer but you got Bean & Kylis Shenanigans and DS Book 3.

I haven't really talked about either but I want to connect some of the dots for Shenanigans: Bean is a quasi-parent to Red from the Melichacha crew. When Red was six, Bean, who was training to be a teacher in the capital alongside Kylis, got his first placement as a middle school teacher in Red's town. In fact, partly because Red's mom was the placement coordinator for that area, Bean came to live with her and Red. Kylis, meanwhile, got placed somewhere else, possibly in the same city where they eventually became a drag queen's assistant. But you know they both got asked to use their teacher skills (such as the rare skill of being able to drive a car) for some real ridiculous stuff.

I had to actually go and look to see what DS book 3 was supposed to be because how the Delphonus Saga is divided up is still kind of uncertain. Here's the summary:

After months of training, the Melichacha crew is on break to go home and see their families for a month before the mission launches. This book follows all seven of them as they try to tie up loose ends and say goodbye.

I fucking love this whole book concept and I've written a tiny bit of it. The speed round version (made possible by the fact that the powerpoint intro exists) of what everyone gets up to is:

Quint faces up to the dad they're sure isn't proud of them

Vy was originally supposed to be the one non-astronaut member of the trifecta; that's changed but either way she has heart-to-hearts with her trans mom, probably about how things are going to shake out with her various partners after this mission

Red reflects a lot on home and how this might be eir last mission, in more than one way (ey're not like suicidal but this mission is scary)

Derik runs into his ex-boyfriend Mirilde in a coffee shop and gets back together with him

Wylie might still follow my old vision of making things right with his oldest sibling Snap - it depends on when Snap moved to Icepith I think

Binna has to reconcile the Silas situation and entertain some difficult feelings about her dad

Dez goes to Halli & Sam's wedding with Syndy as his plus one (originally Zalen and Silas's but I was like dude I dropped a canonical future wedding right here in TFA let's have the payoff)

🎡 Tell me to spin the wheel of wips and get a new fact! 🎡

[marcmarcmomarc]

Super Smash Bros. Fighter Presentation

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Fighters 2/2

MASTER HAND: Next up, DK’s little buddy, and at one point co-savior. “The Acrobat”, number 36, Diddy Kong!

Theme: Victory! Diddy Kong by GB6

(Diddy steps to center stage and claps his hands above his head, switching feet.)

DIDDY: Hee-hee!

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, “Donkey Kong Country” for Super Nintendo Entertainment System!

MASTER HAND: Next, the youngest of a set of twins, a kind but timid boy from the Nowhere Islands. After his mother died and his brother went missing, he took it upon himself to stop the evil Pigmask Army, pull the seven needles, and befriend the Dark Dragon. Please give a warm welcome to “The Boy From Nowhere”, number 37, Lucas!

Theme: Victory! Lucas by Groovy Monkey Music

(Lucas steps to center stage and puts his hands in their “PK Fire” motion.)

LUCAS: PK Fire!

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, the game not localized in North America- I mean, “Mother 3” for Nintendo Game Boy Advance!

MASTER HAND: Next, Sega’s mascot, and Mario’s former metafictional rival hailing from South Island, “The Blue Blur”, number 38, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Theme: Victory! Sonic by DIMON • CAMI

(Sonic skids to a hard stop at center stage.)

SONIC: Sonic’s the name, speed’s my game!

CRAZY HAND: While his first appearance was a stylized head in “Rad Mobile” for Arcade, the character himself would debut in “Sonic the Hedgehog” for Sega Genesis!

MASTER HAND: Next is the self-proclaimed king of Dream Land, a greedy and gluttonous penguin, but has helped Kirby save Dream Land many times against many powerful foes. He is “The Self-Made King”, number 39, King Dedede!

Theme: Victory! King Dedede by GB6

(King Dedede steps to center stage and smirks.)

KING DEDEDE: Heh-heh.

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, “Kirby’s Dream Land” for Nintendo Game Boy!

MASTER HAND: The space-traveler who was first stranded on a Distant Planet where he had to gather the pieces of his ship with help from the planet’s inhabitants is “The Veteran Astronaut”, number 40, Captain Olimar!

Theme: Victory! Olimar - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

(Olimar steps to center stage and bows at the audience.)

OLIMAR: (in his language) Greetings.

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, “Pikmin” for Nintendo GameCube!

MASTER HAND: Olimar didn’t come alone. By his side are the inhabitants of the planet he landed on, the Pikmin! Red, blue, yellow, purple, and white.

CRAZY HAND: All debuting from “Pikmin” and “Pikmin 2” for Nintendo GameCube!

MASTER HAND: Next is the Aura Pokémon and one of the more iconic members of the fourth generation. “The Hero of Aura”, number 41, Lucario!

Theme: Victory! Lucario by GB6

(Lucario steps to center stage, stands on one foot and holds one hand in mid-air, assuming a Fujian White Crane-like stance.)

LUCARIO: The Aura is with me.

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, “Pokémon Diamond and Pearl” for Nintendo DS!

MASTER HAND: Next is the metafictional savior of the Nintendo Entertainment System, and possibly video games in general, helped the Nintendo Entertainment System get off the ground during the tail end of The Great Video Game Crash of 1983. He is “The Last of his Kind”, number 42, R.O.B.!

Theme: Victory! R.O.B. - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

(R.O.B. rolls to center stage and moves his head around, flashing bright lights from his eyes while clapping.)

CRAZY HAND: While he initially debuted as a toy as his full name, the Robotic Operating Buddy, in 1985, his first in-game appearance is “Stack-Up” for Nintendo Entertainment System!

MASTER HAND: Next is the Hero of Hyrule taking a cartoony look and hailing from Outset Island, a small location on the Great Sea, and set out on a quest to rescue his sister Aryll from the clutches of the Helmaroc King. Welcome “The Wind-Waking Warrior”, number 43, Toon Link!

Theme: Victory! Toon Link by GB6

(Toon Link steps to center stage and swings the Master Sword.)

TOON LINK: Hyah!

CRAZY HAND: While the “Toon” design for Link technically appeared first in “The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords”, the character here unambiguously represents the character debuting in “The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker” for Nintendo GameCube!

MASTER HAND: Next, Fox’s rival and the leader of the bounty hunter force known as Star Wolf, “The Silver Space Wolf”, number 44, Wolf O’Donnell!

Theme: Victory! Wolf by GB6

(Wolf steps to center stage and scowls.)

WOLF: You’re good, but I’m better.

CRAZY HAND: First appearance, “Star Fox 64” for Nintendo 64!

[guacomelon]

Tagged by: @astronautical-v <3 thanks!

Currently Reading:

Bend in the Road by Sara Biren. for a school book report but this time I actually picked a good book.

Favorite color:

Yellow! More on the gold side, maybe desaturate it a bit

Last Song I Listened To:

You Must B Fun at Parties [Mario Party DS] (DSQUE) by Zackery Wilson. He released a new chiptune-esc album, and I'm very happy he brought back this one from Miles Morkri's B-SIDE album. yippee!

Last Movie I Watched:

In theaters, the Super Mario Movie. It was nice! Otherwise it'd be the last-half of After Earth.

Spicy/Sweet/Savory:

Savoryyyyy.. Most spicy things are delicious too but I CANNOT deal well with spice. Sweets is nice but only as a treat.

Currently Working On:

Character designing for my JSABs, freshining up on my art skills so I can enjoy drawing again, managing a JSB blog whilst planning a concept for a game tournament. My life too, why not.

Tagging:

erm uhm. @appri-dot and like any other mutual! I should get to know yall more

[molsons112000]

Using sesame oil after you shower and yes, using it and the external of your private areas even between your butt Cheeks and butt crack...

It protects those areas from environmental contamination and also helps prevent unnecessary exposure to radiation!!! As it says, it protects against ultra violent rays...

Sesame oil contains vitamin E, which can help protect skin cells from the damage caused by environmental factors, such as UV rays, pollution, and toxins. Sesame oil also contains several phenolic compounds, which give it its antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties.Jul 1, 2019

https://www.healthline.com › health

Sesame Oil for Skin: Benefits and How to Use It - Healthline

As you see here, sesame oil protects against radiation. That means putting it on the externals of your private area helps protect against radiation. And this would be good recommended if you're going in. For radiation treatment or x rays to protect those other areas to try to minimize exposure... It is good for people that work in the healthcare industry that might be exposed to radiation on a daily basis.... It's just an extra layer of precaution, but again, you can have things that are in your clothing.The mining of your clothing material that helps naturally protect against radiation...

Yes, sesame oil can help protect the skin against radiation by absorbing and reflecting some UV rays:

Antioxidants: Sesame oil contains antioxidants like sesamol, sesamolin, and sesamide that can help protect skin from UV damage.

UV resistance: Sesame oil can resist up to 30% of UV rays, which is more than other oils.

Skin protection: A 2018 study found that applying sesame oil topically can help create a protective layer on the skin.

However, sesame oil alone is not enough protection from the sun, and you should still use a sunscreen. You can also try these other sun protection methods:

Limit sun exposure, especially between 12 PM and 4 PM

Seek shade when possible

Wear protective clothing

Sesame oil also has other benefits for the skin, including: Anti-inflammatory properties, Antibacterial properties, and May help with acne-prone skin and acne scars.

Before using sesame oil on your skin, you should talk to your doctor or dermatologist to see if it's right for your skin type.

Assessment of the Sunscreen Properties of Sesame Oil Using ...

Sesame oil has been widely used for centuries. It is not only used as a kitchen ingredient, but it is also used to apply to the skin. Sesame oil contains natura...

MDPI

And this is clothing that astronauts would wear in the international space station, and pilots would wear and flight attendants as part of their uniform, and this means they also would wear caps... Yes, that hat you wear as a pilot. Well, as a flight attendant, you would wear a form of hat as well.It would go with your uniform... so this is important if you work on nuclear aircraft carriers are working nuclear facilities that you'clothing yes, the clothing you wear under your lab coat, which the lab codes should protect you from all forms of radiation, but the clothing itself that you wear your undergarments and outer garments and then the lab coat all protect you from radiation... So that means like navy personnel that work on these nuclear ships, they're undergarments plus there are outer garments plus Ds their Coats, and that if they wear, they have multiple layers of protection against radiation exposure plus putting sesame oil on to further protect But you can get a blended oil that does a broad based spectrum of radiation protection!!! Just like they say here, no fabric protects against all radiation, but that's not true. That's why we have composits so what do you do you layer in different strands of fabric? So you get a full protection, and you have in inner and outer layer, you can have it inner middle An outer layer three layers of lining in between is a layer, so all three layers can protect against radiation so with design right, it protects against all forms of radiation!!!!

While no fabric can completely block all forms of radiation naturally, fabrics like wool, polyester, denim (tightly woven cotton), silk, hemp, and bamboo offer good inherent protection against UV radiation due to their fiber structure and density, with darker colors providing even greater shielding; for protection against other types of radiation like X-rays, specialized fabrics containing lead or other heavy metals are typically required.

Key points about these fabrics:

High UV protection:

Wool: Naturally blocks a significant amount of UV rays, also breathable and comfortable.

Polyester: Offers excellent UV protection, especially when tightly woven.

Denim: Due to its dense weave, denim provides good UV protection.

Silk: Lightweight and naturally shields UV rays, but may require special care.

Hemp: Considered a good natural option for sun protection.

Bamboo: Soft, breathable, and offers good UV resistance.

Factors impacting protection:

Weave density: Tightly woven fabrics generally provide better protection than loose weaves.

Color: Darker colors tend to absorb more UV radiation than lighter colors.

Fabric treatment: Some fabrics can be treated with additional UV-blocking chemicals.

Important considerations:

For radiation protection beyond UV (like X-rays): Special clothing containing lead or other heavy metals is necessary.

Check UPF ratings: When choosing sun protective clothing, look for a high Ultraviolet Protection Factor (UPF) rating.

Consult a professional: If you require radiation protection for specific situations, consult with a medical professional or radiation safety expert to choose the appropriate clothing materials.

Sun Protective Clothing - The Skin Cancer Foundation

Construction: Densely woven cloth, like denim, canvas, wool or synthetic fibers, are more protective than sheer, thin or loosely woven cloth. ... Unbleached cot...

The Skin Cancer Foundation

And also this means swimsuits protecting those private areas from radiation exposure, and it can have a lining that's antibacterial as well on the interior and exterior and the middle lining, it's a lining that protects against all forms of radiation. So it has an exterior middle lining and interior lining. And the exterior interior antimicrobial, and the middle layer is a composite that protects against all forms of radiation, and the middle mining can be a composite of multiple linings...

REI

https://www.rei.com › ... › Clothing

How to Choose Sun-Protection (UPF) Clothing

Fiber type: Polyester does an excellent job at disrupting UV light, as does nylon. Wool and silk are moderately effective. Cotton, rayon, flax and

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So yes, you can protect all the people all the time from everything!!! It is possible they have the broadest spectrum of protection!!! That the probability of something negative occurring is point 000001!!!! And this is critical to protect them against aggregate exposures!!!!

Banyan Botanicals

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Sesame Oil Health Benefits and Uses

Oct 13, 2022 — Sesame oil has been used to support numerous health systems in the body, including the nervous system, bones and muscles

Now, here are the benefits of using sesame oil on the external of your vagina and of the penis. It is very beneficial for the vagina on penis. Besides protecting it from radiation, and it preserves moisture in the skin, and it does seal in moisture, and it also detoxifies!!!

sesame oil good for private parts?

Some have used sesame oil as a vaginal douche to help maintain healthy vaginal balance. Localized Massage to Reduce Vata.Oct 13, 2022

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Sesame Oil Health Benefits and Uses - Banyan Botanicals

Summary. Applying sesame oil on the penis increases blood circulation and problems like hidden penis can also be cured to some extent.Sep 25, 2024

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The Surprising Benefits of Using Sesame Oil on the Penis

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So when they rail against seed oils, it's how you use them. Some aren't meant for internal use. Some are meant for external use.Only or some are not meant for direct contact with humans, but can be used in fabrics!! Seed oil can help recondition fabrics!!!

Bushcraft USA Forums

https://bushcraftusa.com › threads

Oil Skin Cloth - A Tailors Perspective

Oct 17, 2021 — Oil skin cloth is very old and has been in use for generations. It works well because the base fabric, canvas has inherent water

What is the most popular seed oil?

The most important seed oils

Sunflower oil. Sunflower oil is extracted from the seeds of the sunflower, known scientifically as Helianthus Annuus. ...

Rapeseed oil. Rapeseed oil, also known as canola oil, is extracted from the seeds of the rapeseed plant. ...

Soybean oil. ...

Corn oil. ...

Peanut oil. ...

Linseed oil.

Castor oil.

https://mvo.nl › plantaardige-olien

The most important seed oils - MVO

Here's another use for the cotton plant. Researchers have turned to cottonseed oil to reduce environmental toxins!!!

NC State University

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Researchers Turn to Cottonseed Oil to Replace Toxic Chemicals ...

Jun 7, 2024 — Cottonseed oil has several advantages over soybean oil and other vegetable oils for developing finishing agents and wet

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[ghostsofbefore]

Nostalgia

Today I feel nostalgic, but it doesn't feel the same.

Sometimes, while scrolling through social media or talking with my kids I'll get an itch of it, of a feeling that I once was there too or had the same toys, been to the same places that certain things gave me the joy I see on their faces. But right now I don't feel the same. 

Nostalgia to me right now feels like a liminal and empty world clouded by a minty cold mist of a longing. 

It's flashbacks of road trips with my siblings sleeping next to me while my grandpas dad rock plays on repeat the entire way.

It's my old daycare in California, where I first jumped on a trampoline and watched "bear in the big blue house"

Or my first daycare in Idaho with Victor, a chocolate lab and I made playdough sculptures.

It's Bratz dolls and Boardwalks and the way I was definitely going to be a marine biologist if my astronaut career didn't work out.

It's my grandma's backyard and the wine bottle corks she collected.

I remember hiding my DS under my pillow and pretending to sleep when my mom walked by my room and I still remember my favorite Nintendog.

I remember feeling brave and proud of myself

I remember how the excitement of Christmas morning kept me up all night and how sleepless the next weeks were after getting my first GameCube.

I had friends, and played pretend.

I had no idea how bad the bad things were that happened to me.

I watched Barbie and thought I was a fairy princess.

I was close with my siblings.

I was excited to grow up and just knew my life would be spectacular. 

I don't know how all of these happy things can feel so painfully empty. I am so let down and drained and lifeless. Is this what memories feel like? I don't want them, truly honestly do not want anything to do with them anymore. I wish somebody could have prepared me for this, for grieving like this about a life I never could have and the innocence I lost. The TIME I lost. For the child I will never be again.

[sachyriel]

Back on my bullshit

Losing followers by the dozen cause no one knows what the fuck a Pierre Poillievre is, or what year Ford made the model Doug. Green Party leader Elizabeth May? Elizabeth May do what? Jack Layton? Isn't that a Nintendo DS game? Marc Garneau the chill astronaut and Julie Payette the not-so-chill astronaut. Saskatchewan party, that sounds like a euphemism for getting lost in the woods. Whaddya mean they put Nova Scotia to the North of New England? How original, it'd be like calling someplace Newfoundland. Get rocked buddy. British Columbia is a magical place with rainforests but no cocaine, figures the British hate fun.

[quwyou]

ep. 19

i love koro sensei casually lording over the fact that his very existence has changed the way the world works

itona the goat really admitting that as much as he would like to go to fucking space, he's not the most deserving.

bro they really broke into a fucking space shuttle huh

DUDE I COULD NEVER

I love koro sensei putting on his sincere voice omg the dub actor they got knocked his role out of the park

bro imagine being an astronaut on the iss and you get a routine delivery and there's a fucking stowaway onboard

ritsu being considered part of the class AUGH

hehehe fake bomb lmao

karma bringing a ds to space lmafo

THEN RITSU HAVING AND EMOTION AAAAAA

AND THEN THE TAKE THE FILTER OFF HER VOICE AAAAAHHHAHA MY HEART

BRO THE ACCURACY TO LAND THE FUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE IN A POOL

"hey i know we stole a space shuttle but i got some cool science we even?"

bro koro sensei almost got it if he actually put time into that he could have found a way to survive

fuckitwhynotASSASSINATIN CLASSROOM LIVEBLOG GO!!!!

everyone please skip this if u havent seen bc there spoilers!!!!!!!! its a good show fuck you go watch it!!!!!!!!

ep. 0 but ive seen it before so i spoil some later (like final episode later) stuff right off the bat

godd it been like a year since ive last seen this but i used to rewatch it every few months lol. started thinking about how the fact that koro-sensei has a beam attack feels like an ass pull bc it is but its still well-written despite that (similar to other thing his tentacles can do, he's had no reason to use it before, established reason for hiding abilities) and now i just wanna re-watch the show again bc its been too long tbh

[straykidsupdate]

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[cb97net]

© Dreamnight [1, 2] (preview)

[befuddled-calico-whump]

not my usual vein of posting, but everyone, meet Jam! She's a fun-loving, pun-loving mercenary who's constantly traversing the galaxy and getting into all kinds of trouble with her team

(more information under the cut)

Unfortunately, most of my Jam drawings are in a sketchbook I don't have with me, but I've been doodling her and creating little snippets of adventure for her and her friends for like, four years

Her design was based on my go-to gear for the Scribblenauts DS game (a fishing pole, wings, and an astronaut helmet [and explosives])

From there I came up with the concept of Space Angels

Which eventually led to Jam's current design :)

I've written small scripts and comics for these guys, and drafted out a plot for their adventures. One day I'll actually get to making it happen ;-;

Bracket E Round 1

Poll 8

Jam (@befuddled-calico-whump) vs. the Trouble Trio (@jaxwhacks)

271. Jam (@befuddled-calico-whump)

She/Her

Jam is a space angel turned mercenary. Fond of puns, theatrics, and kicking ass.      

Tall, athletic. Light tan, freckles, and blonde hair in a pixie cut.

272. Jupiter Helion & Minerva Moonboat & Atticus Warbler aka the Trouble Trio (@jaxwhacks)

he/it, they/it, and he/it again

THESE THREE!! they're the trouble trio!! the sun the moon and the stars!! they're magical, they're besties, they're amigos, they're all transgender and neurodivergent!! they're very funny!! they're the classic rgb (as in red green and blue) trio, the brains the brawns and the beauty <3 also they have time travel, possession, AND angst shenanigans!!!!!

jupiter's their sun-coded face-man who's bark is bigger than his bite, who talks a lot of trash but can't take any names; minerva's their moon-coded braincell who stops the others from eating dish soap, who neither talks trash nor takes names... mostly; and atticus is their stars-coded tough guy who's got a touch of a temper, who talks a lot of trash and takes a lot of names!

jupiter helion is a MAN-ticore- that is to say hes a humanesc man with manticore traits, most notably big golden bird wings and a scorpion's tail (and also sometimes blonde lion ears to match his hair). It wears a blue sweater w/ the sun and some clouds over a white collared shirt, and a pair of light blue ripped jeans. its got brown eyes and plenty of freckles.

minerva moonboat is the definition of cottagecore- that is to say they're a humanesc person who sprouts mushrooms and has big lunar moth wings and three webbed frog-fingers on a hand. theyve got silvery hair that sits over green (very sensitive) eyes, a purple t-shirt worn over a black turtleneck sweater (it matches their beanie, which it crocheted itself) and yellow crocs. OH and don't forget about the mushroom socks.

atticus warbler's design is the least solidified, but he's certainly a creachur too- keeping on theme, that is to say he's a humanesc kind of dude with spindly deer horns and a possum's tail & teeth and big bat wings. he's got relatively short brown hair with navy blue streaks, blue eyes, and he happens to be the only one with glasses. he wears a red & orange floral button up tucked into a relatively nice (if slightly torn up) pair of slacks, and a white sweater underneath them both. he wears little boots with little heels that hurt his feet but make nice click-clack sounds.

[lostbvttons]

Inktober #14 - Moon....

in celebration for the ties update on DST @lambyanxious‘ and I made... more characters... moon based characters LMFAO 

so say Hello to their character Weeble the little alien and my astronaut Klaus Wilhelm...

[thealtoduck]

Peter’s boyfriend with the powers of Invisible Woman…

Peter Parker x Male Reader

Warning: nudity, implied sex, unrealistic reader backstory

Summary: Generic superhero backstory + how you met Peter…

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So guess what happens when your the best space cadet in your class… You get rewarded with going in to space while they are resupplying a space station (think like a high tech spacestation with gravity and such) with food, new tech and tools. Your orders where to stick around the astronauts of the mission and observe what they did.

But the astronauts ended up giving you some simple tasks around the space station as they found you to be responsible enough to handle yourself. But that would end up being a mistake…

You were going to get a tool box from the storage but just as you picked it up the alarms went off and the speaker could be heard saying ”Everybody back to the command bridge, theres a cosmic storm heading for the space station at high speed and the sheilds on the command bridge are the only ones strong enough to keep us safe”.

”Shit” you swore as you were literally as far away from the command bridge as you could get on the station, so you took of running towards the command bridge.

As you were running through a hallway you looked outside through a window and saw some red energy thing swirling around the space station. The speaker could then be heard again saying ”There is a leak somewhere in the facility causing cosmic energy to leak into the station so we need to seal the doors to the command bridge as soon as possible”.

You rushed towards the command bridge to get in before they were locked but then you heard something behind you. You turned back and saw a wave of the red energy you had seen outside coming towards you at a high speed.

You felt as if your body was set on fire as the radiation from the storm consumed your body. Then everything turned black…

When you woke you were in a lightly lit room, you sat up and saw that you were in a hospital. You looked around and saw some different ”Get well soon” gifts like cards, ballons and flowers. There was a card by your bedside table signed by all the astronauts on the station.

Doctors took notice that you were awake and came in dressed in hazmat suits since you had been exposed to so much radiation and told you everything that happened and how it was a medical miracle that you had survived.

You had to stay qurantined while they made sure you were okay and that you were radiation free.

Finally they let you have visitors like your parents and what would also be a welcomed suprise Peter Parker and his icon, legend, queen Aunt May.

Peter was a good friend of yours but with you being so far away when you became a space cadet you hadn’t had time to talk so much.

May had brought some nice sunflowers with a get well soon card attached. Peter had also brought you something, his Nintendo DS and some of his and yours favorite games to play so that you could pass the time you had to stay there. You thanked them and before they left you said to Peter ”By the way i’ll be back in Queens for a while, maybe we could catch up”. ”Yeah, of course” he said happily.

Once you were back in Queens you and Peter went out to eat at your favorite pizza place where Peter’s Uncle and Aunt or your parents had taken you when you were younger.

You managed to get the same old table you used to have when you were younger. The two of you then ordered and started catching up, he told you about how things were going with his studies, hanging with Ned and Mj, midtown and the fact that Flash was still a dick. You told him about your own studies and about your ”adventure” in space.

”I’ve really missed this” you said a bit sentimentaly. ”Me too” Peter said. ”What happened to us, it’s like we never see each other anymore” you said a bit sad. Peter’s expression changed slightly, he looked worried and said ”I can’t see you”.

”I know we both get so busy with our studies and other-” you started but was cut off by Peter saying ”No Y/n i mean i can’t see you anymore”. Which shocked you. ”Are you ending our friendship because we don’t hang out enough?!” you asked almost panicking.

”No Y/n! Look at your hands” Peter said worriedly. ”Look at my- OH MY GOD!” you yelled as you raised your hands only to see your shirt sleeves and a flying bracelet. You stood up in panic and ran towards the mens bathroom.

You looked yourself in the mirror by the sinks only to see your clothes being the frame of your body but not your actual body. Peter had followed you inside and asked ”Are you alright? How long has this been happening?”.

”It never happened before! What do i do?” you continued to panic. After a solid 8 minutes of you panicking and Peter trying to calm you down while at the same time trying to figure out a way to help you, Peter finally had an idea and brought out his phone and called someone for help.

Around 25 minutes after he called someone he received a call back and when he hung up Peter said ”Okay, i called a someone i know and he should be able to help us, he sent a car that’s waiting outside”.

Peter and you left the resturant and got into a car driven by a man named Happy Hogan. ”Tony’s not at the compound at the moment but he said you could use his lab so you could figure out what’s happening with your friend” Happy explained.

”Peter? Where are we going? What compound?” you asked. ”Oh? You have a lot to explain” Happy commented at Peter and drove away from the resturant. Peter then began a lengthy explaination of him becoming Spider-Man, working with Tony Stark and a bunch of other stuff.

It was a lot to take in but by the time you got to the Avengers Compund you had somewhat accepted all the crazy stuff that were happening. Peter showed you into the compound and guided the way to Tony Stark’s lab.

The lab was full of diffrent kinds of inventions that Tony Stark had made, Peter led you to a big cylinder shaped metal box with a door that had a bunch of wires leading to a computer beside it. ”What’s that?” you asked Peter.

”It’s a kind of scanner that should help us figure out what happened to you, step inside” he explained and opened the door. You walked in to the the big scanner and Peter closed the door behind you. Peter walked over to the computer and started the scanning.

At first everything went fine until there was some kind of disturbance in the scanner. ”Umm there is something wrong” Peter commented. ”What?” you asked a bit worried. ”Something on you is disturbing the scan” Peter informed you and thought for a moment.

He then got an idea and hoped you’d be okay with it. ”Y/n, i don’t want this to sound creepy but i think for the full body scan to work you might have to take of your clothes” Peter suggested with a small bush on his face a bit scared at what your reaction would be.

”Uhmm… Okay” you said a bit awkwardly while also starting to blush and got undressed inside the scanner until you were fully nude. Peter started the scan again which worked this time, when the scan finished Peter told you could come out while you waited for the scanners results. But the only thing he could see come out was your balled up flying clothes covering what would probably your crotch area if you were visible.

”Can i get dressed now?” you asked a bit embarassed. ”Yeah” Peter said just as embarassed at the thought that you were standing a few meters from him fully naked. You dropped all you clothes but your underwear on a table beside you (which would turn out to be a mistake) cause just as you were about to put on your underwear you noticed you could see your limbs again.

So you let out a small squeak which made Peter turn around and see you fully naked. ”I can see you again” he said in an amazed voiced but then he realized what he was seeing so he turned back and said ”Sorry, i didn’t mean to” while you were in a panic to at least put your pants back on. Then there was a small sound from the computer indicating that there was a result from the scan.

Peter went over to the computer and started checking what the scan had found. After you had gotten your pants on you walked over still bare chested and watched over his shoulder. ”Wow” Peter said as he checked the results and then explained ”I think i’ve figured it out, the thing that you were exposed in space must have somehow altered your DNA to make you be able to turn invisible”.

”Oh my god, i have superpowers now, what am i going to do?!” you said and started stressing out again. ”Hey, don’t worry i’ll help you figure it, i’ll help you learn how to control it” Peter said while grabbing a hold of your arms and pulling you slightly closer to him.

The two of made eye contact and before you knew it your lips were pressed against each other, Peter’s arm slipped around your bare waist and you brought up your hand under his shirt, soon enough the two of you lay naked on a pile of clothes on the floor while you fucked in Tony Stark’s lab.

The following week you moved in to the Avengers compund so that you could get help from Peter and the remaining Avengers to control your powers in a safer enviroment.

You would come to discover that you had another power to make forcefields that you could basically do a bit of whatever with, you could blast people with them, make objects or people you covered with them invisible, etc…

Tony even made you a suit that could turn invisible along with you so you wouldn’t have to strip down everytime you wanted to go unnoticed.

You sometimes came on patrols with Peter which became kinda like date nights for the two of you, as you took down criminals.

Peter would also try and visit you whenever he could in the compound and the two of would hang out, watch movies and cuddle.

[seandwalsh]

Oh, so you're a Mario fan? Name every occupation and title he's ever held.

Gladly! Every occupation he’s had and the first time chronologically he was shown to have it, starting from his adulthood:

Soldier - Mario’s Bombs Away

Cement Factory Worker - Mario’s Cement Factory

Demolition Man - Wrecking Crew

Field Hockey Player - Donkey Kong Hockey

Construction Worker - Donkey Kong

Bottling Plant Worker - Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)

Carpenter - Donkey Kong

Hero - Donkey Kong

Plumber - Mario Bros.

Adventurer - Super Mario Bros.

Juggler - Super Mario Bros.

Formula One Racer - Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race

Rally Driver - Famicom Grand Prix II: 3D Hot Rally

Mechanic - Famicom Grand Prix II: 3D Hot Rally

Stage Show Performer - Donkey Kong (Gameboy)

“Doctor” (Not a qualified General Practitioner or Surgeon, but a licensed Pharmacist for dealing with the threat of alien viruses) - Dr. Mario

Chef - Chef (Modern)

Baker - Yoshi’s Cookie

Cookie Factory Owner - Mario’s Cement Factory (Modern)

Tennis Player - Mario’s Tennis

Kart Racer - Super Mario Kart

Painter - Mario Paint

Composer - Mario Paint

Conductor - Mario Paint

Toy Factory Owner - Mario vs. Donkey Kong

Theme Park Owner - Mario Party 2

Helmsman - Super Mario Land

Aviator - Super Mario Land

Astronaut - Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Amateur Golfer - Famicom Golf: Japan Course

Professional Golfer - NES Open Tournament Golf

Explorer - Mario’s Picross

Archeologist - Mario’s Picross

Cake Factory Owner - Mario Bros. (Game & Watch) (Modern)

Motocross Rider - Excitebike: Bun Bun Mario Battle

Franchisee - Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis

Tennis Referee - Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)

Court-Ordered Community Service Worker - Super Mario Sunshine

Striker - Super Mario Strikers

Baseball Player - Mario Superstar Baseball

Mahjong Player - Yakuman DS

Dancer - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

3x3 Basketball Player - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Volleyball Player - Mario Sports Mix

Dodgeball Player - Mario Sports Mix

Ice Hockey Player - Mario Sports Mix

Carnival Owner - Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move

Soccer Player - Mario Sports Superstars

Jockey - Mario Sports Superstars

Note: this list only includes canonical occupations that Mario has had, does not include minor occupations (ie. Those found in Mario Party Minigames or Mario Kart sponsors).

[eirikrjs]

how do you feel about the "biblically accurate" angel designs in SMT? (NOT THE IV ANGELS)

There are designs that would count as biblically-accurate in SMT?

I guess...uh....

Ophan (or the DS Cherub) is more of an ancient astronaut design than biblically-accurate and Zaphkiel is perhaps just a combination of Kaneko's whimsy and economy of sprite parts; it uses the same quad-wing base as Ophan and many others with a very simple eyeball "body" that I don't think has any basis anywhere, at least going by Gustav Davidson's Dictionary of Angels, which was likely used:

"Biblically-accurate angels" is a modern phenomenon (I would guess it's at the least "post-internet") and SMT2's 1994 release date likely predates it.