#drunk hunter

[childlikegoblinqueen]

Art from @lovemoroporo ! (Commission this artist ASAP!)

I have a few headcanons about Lilith and Hunter’s post Belos relationship.

One being that Lilith knows that Hunter prefers his alcoholic beverages with little cocktail umbrellas in them.

[hdra77]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! i speedran this while struggling not to fall asleep and explode from a headache!! got a little too silly last night

[turtledotjpeg]

(kurapika is drinking black coffee. it is 10pm)

[hopesangelsprite]

Dial Drunk

Pairing: drunk!Illumi x reader

Summary: Illumi has way too much to drink and turns into a subby baby bottom boy- /hj

Warnings: language, mvrd3r threats ofc, mentions of alcohol consumption

It wasn't normal to get calls from Illumi around this time of night. From your nightstand, your alarm clock alerted you that it was getting close to 3 am and the constant ringing from your phone was a proud indicator that something was wrong. As you rolled over to see your lover's name in bright white letters, you wondered what the actual fuck was going on.

"You've got 3 seconds to explain why you're calling me in the middle of the night and not on your side of our bed.", you grumbled out groggily earning an unfamiliar chuckle. You frowned and sat up straight as someone who was definitely not your fiance spoke. "Apologies, bunny!~ I'd no idea a sweet thing like you would be waiting on me.", came a smooth drawling voice that made your skin prickle.

You glared into the dark before replying, "Who the hell are you and where's my husband?". The man on the other side of line huffed dejectedly before there was rustling in the background. "Who's this.. oh it's (Y/N)!! Hello, loveee open the door, would ya?", came the familiar sound of your fiancé's voice. Still, there was something very wrong. He never called you that nickname when other people where around. "Illumi, where are you? Are you okay?", you questioned while pulling yourself from the warmth of your sheets.

As you pulled on a pair of shorts, Illumi started to answer but was cut off by annoyed sigh. More rustling filled the speakers and there was a knocking sound over the phone and outside your door. "This is becoming more annoying than amusing. Come and get your boytoy so I can get back to partying!", drawled the other voice from earlier. You rolled your eyes before making your way toward the door. You contemplated not opening it out of suspicion, but the sound of struggling quickly made your mind for you.

You swung the door open only to come face to face with your lover trying, and failing, to strangle a tall, pink-haired guy who seemed completely unfazed with the situation. The aforementioned male locked eyes with you and his expression shifted into one of mischief. "Well, hello there! You must be the Misses...", he trailed off to look you over with a smirk, "No wonder he likes to keep you to himself.". Before you could give the brightly dressed idiot in front of you a piece of your mind, Illumi hissed at him like a feral cat and attempted to gouge his eyes out.

He would've succeeded had you not chosen to intervene. You called out to the darker haired male causing him to turn and face you. Every bit of anger and malice he'd just been using to try and kill his friend left him as he took in your smaller frame. Within seconds you were swept up into his arms and bombarded with a barrage of kisses across the expanse of your face.

A yelp escaped you as Illumi tossed you into the air the way you would a child and hugged you tightly. "Missedyousomuchnevergonnaletyououtofmysighteveragain..", he spoke into your chest breathlessly. You pulled his face from between your boobs and looked him over. His usually pale skin was flushed a light shade of pink, and you could practically smell the alcohol poisoning on his breath. You looked back to the pink-haired guy in time to see him snap a picture of you both with a snicker. "What the hell did you do to him???", you inquired to which he shrugged with a wide, wicked grin. "We made a bet, he lost, we got fucked up, and now I'm going to get even more fucked up.", he answered before bowing extravagantly and beginning to shut your door.

Just as you were about to call out and ask for a better explanation, you were engulfed in a wave of bloodlust. Illumi turned his head to glare in the direction of the door, his hair standing on end and waving in a non-existent wind. "Hisoka... if you ever speak to my wife so casually again, I'll split you from your testes to your tonsils while you watch. Now, leave.", he spoke in an eerily calm tone. Hisoka, the guy you assumed was standing at your door, paled considerably before slamming the door shut and swiftly making an exit.

As soon as he was gone, the bloodlust that had been suffocating you evaporated into the air as if it had never existed. You inhaled deeply, coughing in the process and catching Illumi's attention. He too gasped at your breathless state and sat on the couch with you still in his arms. "I'm sorry!", he pouted with watering eyes, "Didn't mean to hurt you, sweet girl.". You stared at him with wide, deeply unsettled eyes as he held your face in his large hands ever so lovingly. "Illu, how much have you had to drink??", you asked to which he shrugged.

"Three or four...", he started, and you prematurely sighed in relief, "rooms. Yeah, four storage rooms worth!". He beamed at you with pride, and you wonder how the fuck he wasn't dead yet. "Honey... maybe you should lay down for the night, yeah?", you suggested to which he nodded and stood from the couch with you on his hip. You held on for dear life as he stumbled toward your shared room with you in tow and threw himself onto your bed.

You attempted to roll off of him, but he was quick to pull you back into his chest and squeeze. "Who said you could leave yet?", he purred with a sneaky giggle before rolling on top of you. You watched both curious and amused as his eyes clouded with lust and his hair pooled around you on either side. Slowly, Illumi leaned in to place a kiss in on your lips, completely missing them and latching onto your cheek instead. Hysterical giggles fluttered from your throat as Illumi sat up and pouted down at you like an annoyed child.

"I'm seducing you and you think it's funny?! I'll show you funny, girly!", he sneered playfully before attacking you with tickles. You screeched and thrashed around to his amusement, tears of laughter falling from your eyes as you begged for mercy. "What's that?? I'm sorry I can't tell what you're saying with you talking like that?~", Illumi teased as you wheezed underneath him.

"Let me go, please!", you giggled while wiggling around to free one of your arms. Illumi, being so focused on torturing you, didn't noticed you were freed until your hand met his side and began tickling him back. A wild yelp escaped him as he all but flew off you. "No.", he pouted with crossed arms. You cackled at the sight of your usually intimidating husband glowering at you like an angry toddler. "Can't handle a dose of your own medicine, pretty boy?", you teased to which he stuck out his tongue with indignation.

You smiled and adjusted your posture before opening your arms expectantly. Illumi had turned his head, set on ignoring you, but glanced at you from the corner of his eye at the gesture.

"Come on, you big baby!", you called while leaning against the headboard. He eyed you a while longer before huffing and crawling back to you. Unceremoniously, he dumped all of his weight on you with an audible 'oof'. Carefully, you ran your hands through his hair, taking the time to marvel at its darkness. You placed a kiss on his forehead as he buried his head further into your chest. It wasn't long before he began to doze off into your arms.

[harbingersecho]

she should've been problematic at the club

[murmurlilies]

doodled my friend @vasira96's MonHun OC Lailah in a party outfit after scrolling through my pinterest feed like a feral beast 😤

[champion-of-love]

happy birthday to ashlynn! may you always get the best shoes, may you continue to have courage and be kind, and may your boyfriend find a better haircut 🎉🥂

[magicandmundane]

I have this hilarious mental image of like 17-year-old Omega coming home drunk from a party on the beach, and Hunter’s asleep, but Wrecker and Crosshair are awake (Hunter tried to wait up for her, too, but he started doing that classic dad “I’m just resting my eyes” thing before the other two convinced him to go to bed lol). One look at their drunk kid, and Crosshair breaks out the vodka. He and Wrecker start doing shots so that when they inevitably wake Hunter up he’s just confused/amused rather than flipping his shit about Omega wandering home drunk in the middle of the night.

Lo and behold, he wakes up a little while later and is greeted by the sight of Omega rolling on the floor giggling about some shit like how pissed Hemlock had been when she got into his walls, Wrecker happily babbling on about fishing, and Crosshair crying about how much he loves his mom (“Crosshair, you don’t have a mom.” “Yes, I do. *sob* Where’s Echo?” “Oh my Force.”). Hunter just shakes his head and gets them all safely in bed after Crosshair gets sick.

[childlikegoblinqueen]

Idea that probably won’t happen.

Drunk! Hunter doing his own version of Bo Burnham’s “Inside” after what’s going to happen in the next few chapters…

Except that he’s in the Owl House and not his and Willow’s house…

[tragedy-for-sale]

Brother I Love

@zaana made a post in which Hunter is the lovey-dovey type of drunk and naturally I really had to write about it.

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Tech had his back turned to his older brother. He listened to Hunter's seemingly silent winces, his shaky, ragged breaths. Tech closed his eyes, he'd already stitched Hunter up, already applied bacta patches, already did everything he could to help his brother's pain, he couldn't do anything else. Tech glanced to look at Hunter, his eyes were closed, hand gingerly tracing his wound. "I'll be back." Tech promptly said, walking to where Wrecker and Echo were waiting.

"Well?" Echo had been with him when it happened, and he had failed to keep Hunter safe. "How's he fairing, Tech?"

"He's in pain." Tech walked over to the fridge, opening it up and staring into the cold void, "He's in pain because he has broken ribs and three stab wounds, and we're not in a position to get him to a bacta tank." Tech shook his head, grabbing the cold blaster and putting it into his holster. Tech thought about suffocating Hunter just a little bit so he'd pass out and rest, but of course his stubborn ass remained conscious the entire time.

"What can we do?" Wrecker asked, standing up and walking to the fridge, was Tech really hungry right now? Wrecker usually waited at least an hour after a sour mission to eat. Wrecker looked at the door, "We need to go get more supplies, there's a village not too far."

"I agree. Tech?" Echo asked, they could leave now, Crosshair would be out of the shower soon and would watch Hunter until then.

Tech didn't say anything, he narrowed his eyes at the two bottles. "Yes, yes," Tech waved his hand as he reached for a bottle, opening it and smelling it. He wouldn't need anything too strong; Hunter was already such a lightweight. "Echo, power down the Marauder." Tech ordered as he grabbed a bottle of whiskey and set it on the counter.

Echo gave Tech a look, especially after seeing the bottle in his brother's hand. Day drinking wasn't usually Tech's thing, but Echo could really use one too. "We taking shots before heading out?" Wrecker laughed as he pulled down glasses.

"No." Tech said, shoving all but one glass back. He felt the Marauder go quiet and he sighed. Tech opened the bottle and poured a glass. This was the only thing he could think of to hold his older brother over until they got back. Now, Hunter would be the most annoying person ever but it was the best choice. For some reason. He walked back over to Hunter, he'd laid back, his breathing was short and shallow. "Drink this." Tech held out the glass.

Hunter opened his eyes, he barely had enough time to process what was in the glass before Tech had forced him to down it. "Whiskey?" Hunter coughed, whincing and pressing his hand against his wound.

"Yes." Tech poured another and held it out.

"Uh, Tech, can't say alcohol is going to help him any." Echo raised an eyebrow watching as Tech poured him a third glass. "Like, at all Tech." Echo's voice strained. Wrecker looked around the Marauder, that's why Tech had Echo power down the Marauder

Tech helped Hunter lay back down. He grabbed his helmet, putting it on before looking back to Echo, "Hunter is still in pain, alcohol will at least dull some of that pain until we return with proper equipment." It was clear Tech wasn't going to take Echo's objections.

"With only three shots?" Echo had seen Fives down at least eight before a blaster shot wasn't so bad.

"Ha, yeah, his lightweight ass can't handle more than that." Wrecker laughed as the main door opened and he walked down the ramp. Though he'd joked, Wrecker felt a great deal of worry. If they had to leave before Hunter had sobered up, the electromagnetic frequencies of the Marauder would be enough to completely overwhelm Hunter. Wrecker didn't want Hunter to be in more pain. He looked back to Tech, he was worrying about the same exact thing.

Crosshair stepped out of the refresher to a silent ship, he noticed someone had cut the lights and he spent the entire time coming up with the perfect comeback, but no one was here. "Figures." He rolled his eyes.

"Cross-" A giddy voice whispered. Crosshair looked around, "Cross, psst-" Crosshair turned and walked over to Hunter, who was laying on the big mattress. Tech must've finished patching him up and they all left?

"Hey, Hunter," Crosshair mumbled as he scanned the area, an empty shot glass, "Where'd everyone go?" He asked. Hunter's eyes were closed, Crosshair reached out, poking his brother's face, his cheeks were hot and flushed.

"-Cross can I tell you something?" Hunter whispered, opening his eyes. Crosshair let out a sigh as he checked the dressing on Hunter's wounds. "Cross-"

"Yes, Hunter?" Crosshair rolled his eyes as he continued to do a quick check-up on his vitals.

"I love you," Hunter reached out, poking Crosshair's shoulder, "Love ya, Cross," He whispered, narrowing his eyes. Crosshair stifled a chuckle, "Like a lot too, I don't think I've told you this, but I love you more than I love my hair and my knives, and I really love my hair and my knives-"

"That..." Crosshair's voice trailed, looking over to his oldest brother, he still had that stupid content smile on his face. Seems like he got Tech's special treatment plan. "You should lie down." He gently pushed Hunter back. He went willingly of course; Crosshair pulled the blanket up nice and high the way Hunter liked it.

"Okay but first you have to promise me something."

"Okay..."

"Promise me you won't let Tech cut my hair with my knives," Hunter sat back up, eyes wide and waving his accusing finger, "I can see it in his eyes, he's just jealous cause my hair is really, really nice and his isn't-" He hung his head, his eyes became really heavy all of a sudden. Crosshair stared at him, making a face, did Hunter just fall asleep? Crosshair poked his brother's face again and jumped back when Hunter shot up.

"Pinky promise me, Crosshair."

"That's your middle finger, Hunter."

"Middle finger promise me, Cross"

This time Crosshair let out a laugh, no one was here except the two of them and he knew for a fact Hunter's ass was not going to remember any of this, "I middle finger promise, Hunter, now please lay down." Hunter nodded and leaned back, closing his eyes. Crosshair stood there for a moment, a lingering smile still on his face.

"I'd be bald and knifeless for you," was the last thing Hunter mumbled before falling asleep.

Crosshair rolled his eyes, pulling the blanket a little higher, "Love you too," He mumbled before leaving his brother to sleep. Crosshair was against the wall next to the big mattress playing on Tech's datapad when the door of the Marauder opened. Crosshair looked to Hunter, who had also woken up, Crosshair nodded to Hunter before he stood up. "Have fun," Crosshair patted Echo on the shoulder.

Hunter sat up and looked over, "Hi guys!" He waved, "You all look so grown up, I'm so proud of all of you." He held his arms out, gesturing them to come to him. Crosshair shoved his brothers toward Hunter. Wrecker laughed as he got on the mattress and let Hunter hug the three of them. "You guys went and got me medicine too?" Hunter felt weepy, "You guys didn't have to do that for me-"

Echo looked to Cross, understanding what he meant. "Hunter you're bleeding-"

"And you care that I'm bleeding," Hunter cried as he pulled them closer, "You guys are the best brothers ever-"

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[turtledotjpeg]

@hxhbigbang24 time!!

I drew for this fic which made me SAD and also made my HEART WARM!! I will not say too much to avoid spoiling future chapters, but I illustrated a few moments from this scene near the end of the story that I loved!

[meattiramisu]

Hell yeah

[hayweerc]

How I imagine the AU boys at the Tavern 🍻

[They drink responsibly]

🟣Espio- always drinks one or two. Level-headed and unbothered (wine/mead)

⚪Silver-doesnt like to drink (water/juice kinda guy)

🔵Sonic-loves having a good time. Lightweight. One gets him drunk. He sneaks more drinks to the table (beer/ale)

⚫Shadow- wants to relax. High tolerance. Can eventually get tipsy. (Ale/wine)

[rotten-pomegranate]

Hello!! I have a request either for headcanons or a little drabble, whatever you prefer!! But.. sloppy drunk sex with feitan?? :3c

Thank you so much for writing more for him ♡ The tag has been so lonely, hehe! ♡♡♡♡

Drunk sex with Feitan headcannons

Thank you anon ( ͡ӫ ³ ͡ӫ)つ🌹

I have no issues peacefully carrying his fandom 😌

Warnings: smut Maybe some spanking

And lastly the scenario I picked is the reader is in the troupe and they go out for drink and one thing leads to another

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After the clock hits midnight most of the troupe takes there leave over a half hour and eventually it’s just you and him

He try’s to make conversation, asking you questions from time to time but mostly listening to what you have to say

As he starts to get a little buzzed he gets more brave and asks dirtier questions, how many people have you been with, what do you like, etc

When he notices your getting all hot and bothered he’s gonna offer to bring you back to his apartment and is almost surprised when you agree right away

When your in the cab he’s dead silent because the stuff he’s gonna do is going through his head, will you wanna kiss or is that to much? Will you cum? What noises will come out of you? Luckily the alcohol still in his system is helping

He’s gonna open the door to the cab for you when it stops and practically drag you upstairs

He’s not slow or gentle when he throws you on the bed and crawls on top of you to start making out

He practically ripping your clothes of, your gonna have to borrow some of his when you wake up in the morning

It only takes a few strokes to get his partially hard dick rock solid

He’ll prep you but not nearly enough to take his size which is big for his hight

There’s a pleasant burn when he slides in, your wet enough it doesn’t hurt to bad though

He’s not slow when he thrusts, he’s hard and fast from start to finish, and he’ll flip you over half way through to give your ass a few spanks

When he come he grips your hips really hard and is relieved to feel your letting go to knowing it wasn’t just him that liked that

He’s not very good at after care but he will try, he’s gonna get a warm cloth to wash you off and that’s about it. He’ll get you a bottle of water if you ask

He gets in bed right after hoping he’s not to hung over in the morning to make you breakfast

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

[nerfpuncher]

Crosshair: I'm built so different I have Elder Gods comprehending me. Drip so spectacular it came to the planet on an asteroid. They call me Azathoth the way they're praying I don't wake up. Real menace shit.

Echo: what the f-

Hunter: He drank too much please just ignore him.

[crimeronan]

i think the titan princess au is making me Absurdly self indulgent but. what if amities magic somehow gets Severely Damaged during the belos fight. maybe he fucking stabs her heart who knows. but now the sisters are busy trying to figure out how to not die, hunter is Completely out of commision by any standards (abomination straight jacket + very drunk), and amity is magicless. fuck.

and luz sees this. maybe her and the titan are spending a bit working on the luz-titanification glyphs in the inbetween (it would make sense they arent ready yet this time around - considering there was no months along apocalypse to prepare) and shes like "aw man i wish i could show her glyphs :(" and the titans like "oh, you can tell her!" and luz is like "???" and the titan explains how to show people glyphs from the in between.

amity is fixing some fucked up light at the owl house. because shes an engineers daughter and Stressed so this is her go-to distraction. and in her head, she is praying from a sign for luz. or to get her magic working, at least. and then.. as the light flickers back on.. she sees a rune. that shes never seen before. (she got both her wishes)

OUGHHH. yes yes Yes.

i think luz would be Desperate to get a message to hunter and amity while she's in the inbetween. she's like please i HAVE to tell hunter i'm watching over him and i'll be home soon. i can't stand seeing him in pain. and i have to tell amity and lilith that they did the right thing and i'm gonna protect them..... they have to KNOW.....

luz showing amity the light glyph like "i'm here!!! tell them i'm here!!!!" and amity like heyyy guys.... have any of you ever used..... weird circle magic before....