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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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ALL THE TIME I WASTED ON YOU!!! ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH!!!
song of all time mayhaps
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(DRUNK ME LEARNED HOW TO USE THE DRAFTS BUTTON ENJOY THIS GEM FROM FRIDAY NIGHT)
Uh uh angsty kevjean erase me kid cudi angry kevjean take me out franz Ferdinand, endgame Jerejean I feel it coming The Weeknd pining kevjean thinkin bout you Frank Ocean jealous jean beautiful boy the last dinner party jean and the Trojans Disorder Joy Divison tetsuji moriyama eat your young hozier down bad Jeremy useless Omar Apollo jeanee washing machine heart mitski
#woah girl!!!#speak your truth!!#i mean i understand what im saying bc it's my brain but#uh#yeah have fun with this#aftg#the sunshine court#all for the game#tsc#kevjean#jerejean#jeanee#jean moreau#jeremy knox#kevin day#renee walker#this is twice now I've gone on tumblr drunk lets not make this a habit
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in case anyone was wondering, last night was the second time this week my roommate had friends over drinking past midnight
#i would not care if they did not keep me up. they literally woke me up last night being loud as hell outside my room#and she is having another party this weekend#which. whatever its the weekend its her birthday who cares.#but girl you know i wake up at 6am m-f for work#can you just keep that in mind.#like on tuesday i went to fill up my water bottle in the kitchen and there were two empty bottles of liquor on the living room table#and my roommate who had apparently passed out on the couch woke up to go 'ough noise'#you fell asleep drunk in a shared space on a monday night. this is not on me.#today i woke up and all of the lights in the shared space were on#and there have been champagne flutes on the table all week#i like a party but come on#jessie speaks
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IT IS TIME TO HAVE LEMON DROP MARTINIS AND WRITE.
#🐇 speaks#i’ve been waiting for this all day#it’s my time#my time to be drunk and insane… which is what every girl needs
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When you have DID your inner dialogue can catch you off guard so mine often does and also cracks me up and just now we got the amazing piece of dialogue 'im not sure about go home or go hard today - I think it might just be go home or go home actually' and that's why instead of all the fancy and romantic names people give to their systems I just call mine the comedy club
#sophie speaks#this might just be funny to me and only me again but it did make me laugh out loud#btw we arent like a licensed comedy club or something youd pay to see we are specifically the type full of amateurs who are all drunk#probably on like. cheap but extremely sweet cocktails because despite their posturing the only bitch out here willing to front is me#and i only like extremely sweet drinks. also mulled wine but like mulled wine is frankly peak like idk what to say man#what is life without mulled wine. certainly not as warm ill tell you that much#what was this even about again#im taking new drugs they're working but they are making me interesting in all the wrong ways#i am such a case study#but all hot girls are ❤️❤️❤️
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Born to be the drunk girl in the club complimenting your outfit
Forced to clock in
#mikky speaks#will never forget when i was blackout drunk in a bar but made an effort to compliment this girl before i went home (i am very shy)#i am very happy to have a new job i just want to be at the club >:O
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Does it piss anyone else off that barely anyone holds garmadon accountable for his actions and then they give people crap for being upset with him after he's hurt them
#thinking of lloyd in crystalised and wu in toe.#like.#how dare they be upset.#im sorry but 'youre no sensei and you never have been' is NOTHING compared to what garmadon did are you SERIOUS#youre like the teacher snapping at me.for telling a girl in high school not to spa#speak to me like im five lmao#jesus christ#'it wasnt his fault 🥺🥺🥺' doesn't matter#stuff still happened. people still got hurt.#and theyre ALLOWED to feel hurt goddammit#real 'you cant blame them they were drunk' vibes here ngl#its funny cause even garmadon acknowledges he did those things.and takes responsibility for them#which is. why he sacrificed.himself to sabe everyone#because he knew he couldnt make up for all the bad he had done but at least he could do this#jelp save everuone and right a wrong of the past in the process#but noooo nothing is his fault and wu is awful.for being upset that he stole his letter broke his trust and lied to misako#im really.#tired of this fandom sometimes#shout out to garmadon fans who actuqllu hold him accountable for what he did youre the only ones that dont drive me up a wall 👍
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someone PLEASE wife me
#leo speaks#my face#marg drunk & in desperate need of attention from pretty girls#queer#nblw#wlw#im 23 have a stable job can drive and don’t live with my parents btw
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me: omgggg what am i gonna do about all these drunk snaps i sent to this girl tonight oh noooo
one of my besties: you know you can unsend them right
me: i know, i’m keeping them sent for the chaos
#i know i’m gonna regret it in the morning BUT i’m very drunk rn so WHATEVERRRRR#that’s what this girl gets for going to sleep early!!!#belle speaks
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My dad is a big fan of Taylor's first 3 albums (especially Speak Now), but didn't keep up much after. Recently, he's been saying how he wants to catch up, so I've been getting everything I could find on CD (his preferred form of physcial media) that we didn't already own, for his birthday last Thursday
@taylornation @taylorswift
#taylor swift#beautiful eyes#taylor swift debut#fearless taylor’s version#speak now taylor’s version#red taylor’s version#1989 taylor's version#reputation#lover#folklore#evermore#midnights#the tortured poets department#boys like girls#love drunk#b.o.b#strange clouds#tim mcgraw#kenny chesney#big red machine#ed sheeran#the national#first two pages of frankenstein#hannah montana the movie#the hunger games#one chance#fifty shades darker#cats#where the crawdads sing#cd
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my father is an olympic gold medalist in the sport of emotionally tormenting women
#bolo speaks#I've had him blocked on everything for the past two years because I was one of the women he terrorizes even when I was still a girl#but I'm only able to do that because *other* women in my family are on the frontlines dealing with him. which I am keenly aware of.#anyway I got a message from my grandma asking if I was mad at her because he'd been saying that I hated her (untrue and bizarre to boot#like just factually a man I haven't been on speaking terms with since I was seventeen has no leg to stand on whatsoever wrt to what I have#going on emotionally or in my relationships. but he's nothing if not adept at digging into people's worst insecurities so I get why she'd#be bothered)#and he has a new girlfriend now who I haven't met but who he treats the way he treated my mother before they separated#going into drunk rages breaking her things degrading her etc. and *her* family encourages her to ignore it because he's got money#and I don't know. I don't know my dad's girlfriend I've never met her but I am intimately aware of just how horribly#he treats every woman in his life. anyway [NAME] if you're reading this GET OUT ‼️#and the worst part is that he is like. a genuine shameless misogynist like he'd go on these crazy rants about#how women are just vaginas and we're all stupid and hysterical anyway so it doesn't matter if me and mom are scared of him#because we're just dumb women. which has naturally torched his bridges with me and every other woman in our family right.#and his takeaway from that is that he's *right* and being put-upon by all these irrational harpies for no valid reason.#my dad voice: are women scared of me because I'm violent and unpredictable? no. it's those stupid bitches that are wrong.
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wait i forgot to say while at the party towareds the end i was trying to sober up right and i was earing a bunch a food and saying "im going normal mode" and everyone was like no one thats fucking sober says shit like that keep eating
#im fairly normal mode now relitively speaking i was like embarssingly drunk i could barely walk#but there was a very nice girl there who the whole time was like listen i will get you water and if you have to throw up thats OK#and i was like thank you drunkness guardian angel#very sweet i appriciated it
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She's got a boyfriend and I've got a rock band, or whatever if you even care
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me and what we want are going through a lovers spat rn because i desperately want to write more for it but i constantly feel like shit so its really getting in the way of our relationship. also if youve sent me any asks that i havent responded to i am geniunely so sorry about it i am in the trenches right now
#sophie speaks#the disability is disabling me and its PISSING ME OFF#just let me write bro its not that hard#aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#like im always thinking about it#drunk www!reader dancing to hot to go with the boys and every single one of them thinking about how bad they want to plow you as you-#jokingly flirt and wink and tease. and the entire time you have no idea theyre totally down 100% ready to go#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#if it gives fun dumb party vibes it is for www.#www is about the hot girl mascara running end of the night heels in hand look#hundredth thing i said www is about but like. something something the beauty of life and kindness and love and hope vs hate and loneliness#anything even close to that ballpark is what we want#gonna cry i geniunely want to write for it so bad i know im just complaining over and over but being chronically ill sucks so much#chronic pain sucks so much like whyyyyyyyyy cant i even go out to a cafe to buy takeaway in the car whyyyyyyyyy is the sun painful#its not supposed to be like that man :(#god i want another few months of my fibro going into remission pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee january february i loved you more than anything ever ahhh#nnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhh#ill. ill get there one day#so says most people#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#maybe ill just put in like the next hundred words or something#chugging along#so fucking slowly but yknow. literally have to spend basically all of the day inside my room because it hurts too much to be outside it#so. maybe i can give myself just a little slack. the tinniest bit
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No more "I love you's"
Changes are shifting outside the word.
#annie lennox#no more i love you's#a murder at the end of the world#grimes having a song in this episode....girl speak the f up what does it all mean#the parallels#I've connected the dots I fear#jk but am I?#is this what azelia went through at the musk household#sorry i actually really like this show so far#i'm drunk and my brain is very powerful sorry i guess
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