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chessb0r3d · 1 year ago

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i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

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snakes-of-the-undercity · 1 month ago

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Vi is gifted kid burnout but in the english major way

#she’s the best characterization I’ve seen of gifted kid burnout outside of super-genius characters #like. as a burnt out gifted kid by legal designation. she is me #trying to succeed at everything because that’s what you’re told to do or what you think needs to be done to be worth anything to anyone #being rigid to change because it’s not being done right but at the same time accepting change so long as people stay with you #and also how that ties in with being an eldest sibling #because ik folks love the whole ‘gifted kid jinx’ thing (not me but ya’ll do you) but ya’ll—#YA’LL DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY NEED FOR BURNT OUT ACADEMIC VI—#because Vi never got the chance to be a kid and learn and grow and find what she actually enjoyed in the world outside of the last drop crew #but look at her. the way she speaks and the way she tried to teach powder the lessons she earned the hard way in the gentlest way possible #in the way she so desperately clings on to people and memories #my girl would be a WRITER #my girl would be writing poetry drunk in her shitty basement apartment after hooking up with a girl #my girl would be writing novellas in prison and getting her degree #because you know she sees the world like a romantic. her world is art and emotion and devotion. to her family. to anything she cares about #i need more literary! student vi. i need more academic vi. i need more grudging debate-team captain vi #i need vi getting her own place and having an extensive book collection that she develops because of the loneliness #Her gkb is going from a leader & soldier to someone who could be useful regardless to someone who is useless & being okay w/ it ->#to being needed again and not knowing how to handle it but knowing she refuses to fuck it up this time #GIVE ME VI W/ MY GIFTED KID ARCCCCCC #this probs makes no sense and is like 4 tangents but I’ll expand on it later ‘cause im tired #coherency is for losers and the well-rested #vi arcane #arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers #arcane season two #vi

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madaqueue · 2 months ago

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have a long plane ride tn time to listen to the same song on repeat and daydream abt childe

#the song is ‘zombie girl’ by adrienne lenker btw #been humming it 24/7 lately #also i’m so scared of planes you guys #i haaaaate flying #so i either need to be asleep or like . wicked drunk lmao #tbd on which we will have tonight #but i must not be conscious #save me ajax save me #q speaks

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hope-ur-ok · 9 months ago

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ALL THE TIME I WASTED ON YOU!!! ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH!!!

song of all time mayhaps

#the turtle speaks #once again this is not ttpd or taylor it's love drunk #boys like girls

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kameyyy · 27 days ago

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PLEASE the guy that went straight in for a french kiss has a girlfriend now

#omg now she gets the worst kisses of her life on a daily basis #poor her wtf #like his kiss literally made me more gay than I was before #his kiss was so bad i asked myself if i even like men #he asked to kiss me and because I'm a people pleaser I said yes even tho I didn’t wanna #i thought its gonna start slow and innocent especially since he said he hasn't done that before other than drunk #now I know he meant french kisses #LIKE HE TRIED TO DEVOUR ME IDK #broke things off like a week later cuz things were moving to fast anyway #now I don't wanna date guys anymore for a while thats how bad his game was #girls hmu ❤️#the voices are speaking

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problemduetest4life · 9 months ago

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(DRUNK ME LEARNED HOW TO USE THE DRAFTS BUTTON ENJOY THIS GEM FROM FRIDAY NIGHT)

Uh uh angsty kevjean erase me kid cudi angry kevjean take me out franz Ferdinand, endgame Jerejean I feel it coming The Weeknd pining kevjean thinkin bout you Frank Ocean jealous jean beautiful boy the last dinner party jean and the Trojans Disorder Joy Divison tetsuji moriyama eat your young hozier down bad Jeremy useless Omar Apollo jeanee washing machine heart mitski

#woah girl!!!#speak your truth!!#i mean i understand what im saying bc it's my brain but #uh #yeah have fun with this #aftg #the sunshine court #all for the game #tsc #kevjean #jerejean #jeanee #jean moreau #jeremy knox #kevin day #renee walker #this is twice now I've gone on tumblr drunk lets not make this a habit

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jfkisonthemoon · 2 months ago

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in case anyone was wondering, last night was the second time this week my roommate had friends over drinking past midnight

#i would not care if they did not keep me up. they literally woke me up last night being loud as hell outside my room #and she is having another party this weekend #which. whatever its the weekend its her birthday who cares.#but girl you know i wake up at 6am m-f for work #can you just keep that in mind.#like on tuesday i went to fill up my water bottle in the kitchen and there were two empty bottles of liquor on the living room table #and my roommate who had apparently passed out on the couch woke up to go 'ough noise'#you fell asleep drunk in a shared space on a monday night. this is not on me.#today i woke up and all of the lights in the shared space were on #and there have been champagne flutes on the table all week #i like a party but come on #jessie speaks

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sophiethewitch1 · 5 months ago

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When you have DID your inner dialogue can catch you off guard so mine often does and also cracks me up and just now we got the amazing piece of dialogue 'im not sure about go home or go hard today - I think it might just be go home or go home actually' and that's why instead of all the fancy and romantic names people give to their systems I just call mine the comedy club

#sophie speaks #this might just be funny to me and only me again but it did make me laugh out loud #btw we arent like a licensed comedy club or something youd pay to see we are specifically the type full of amateurs who are all drunk #probably on like. cheap but extremely sweet cocktails because despite their posturing the only bitch out here willing to front is me #and i only like extremely sweet drinks. also mulled wine but like mulled wine is frankly peak like idk what to say man #what is life without mulled wine. certainly not as warm ill tell you that much #what was this even about again #im taking new drugs they're working but they are making me interesting in all the wrong ways #i am such a case study #but all hot girls are ❤️❤️❤️

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youngmassidehoe · 5 months ago

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Born to be the drunk girl in the club complimenting your outfit

Forced to clock in

#mikky speaks #will never forget when i was blackout drunk in a bar but made an effort to compliment this girl before i went home (i am very shy)#i am very happy to have a new job i just want to be at the club >:O

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senseiwu · 11 months ago

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Does it piss anyone else off that barely anyone holds garmadon accountable for his actions and then they give people crap for being upset with him after he's hurt them

#thinking of lloyd in crystalised and wu in toe.#like.#how dare they be upset.#im sorry but 'youre no sensei and you never have been' is NOTHING compared to what garmadon did are you SERIOUS #youre like the teacher snapping at me.for telling a girl in high school not to spa #speak to me like im five lmao #jesus christ #'it wasnt his fault 🥺🥺🥺' doesn't matter #stuff still happened. people still got hurt.#and theyre ALLOWED to feel hurt goddammit #real 'you cant blame them they were drunk' vibes here ngl #its funny cause even garmadon acknowledges he did those things.and takes responsibility for them #which is. why he sacrificed.himself to sabe everyone #because he knew he couldnt make up for all the bad he had done but at least he could do this #jelp save everuone and right a wrong of the past in the process #but noooo nothing is his fault and wu is awful.for being upset that he stole his letter broke his trust and lied to misako #im really.#tired of this fandom sometimes #shout out to garmadon fans who actuqllu hold him accountable for what he did youre the only ones that dont drive me up a wall 👍

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hauntingofthewoods · 1 year ago

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someone PLEASE wife me

#leo speaks #my face #marg drunk & in desperate need of attention from pretty girls #queer #nblw #wlw #im 23 have a stable job can drive and don’t live with my parents btw

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elliesbelle · 1 year ago

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me: omgggg what am i gonna do about all these drunk snaps i sent to this girl tonight oh noooo

one of my besties: you know you can unsend them right

me: i know, i’m keeping them sent for the chaos

#i know i’m gonna regret it in the morning BUT i’m very drunk rn so WHATEVERRRRR #that’s what this girl gets for going to sleep early!!!#belle speaks

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swiftiesam13 · 8 months ago

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My dad is a big fan of Taylor's first 3 albums (especially Speak Now), but didn't keep up much after. Recently, he's been saying how he wants to catch up, so I've been getting everything I could find on CD (his preferred form of physcial media) that we didn't already own, for his birthday last Thursday