#drunk burp

[beergutgainer]

Don’t mind me already drunk and topping up the tank URP now where’s my next beer?! 🤤🍻

[corporatebossdaddy]

Who wants a boss verbal beer chugging vid? Would be the perfect excuse to get huge, drunk and verbal...

[soft-twink]

Ale is good when you want to feel round ⭕️

He/They

[slatly]

Dragon borne

FUS

ROH

DAH

(Plot twist: it's just a fat drunk fox lol)

[vanillayoteart]

Santa's Helper(?)

Something for Loki from my weekly streams! I'm not sure how much he is helping by eating all the cookies and downing all the eggnog in the house.

[vvvoxal]

The 8 kink panel trap meme is finished!

Thank you to those of you who engaged with me on filling in the panels at the start of all this! <3

[carapuce35]

Finish 4th

[beergutgainer]

Urpppp

[dankeyes]

Just a little drunk and a little stuffed after a concert. Someone buy me burgers 🐷🔥

[kinkybabygirlsworld]

cw: drunkenness

chubby drunk girls.

young women with soft bellies on display between their mini skirts and crop tops... drunk, with gurgling occasionally burpy bellies not sucked in at all. they are way too drunk to care. a group of guys comes over, enamored with their luscious stomachs, and chats them up. they tease the chubby girls about their bellies as an excuse to touch them and the girls are into it, even giggling after the firm pressure on their stomachs makes them belch in the men's faces. the men rub their bellies and buy them whatever food and drinks the ladies want from the bar, getting more turned the more bloated the ladies get and the more their words slur, reassuring the girls that they can understand them just fine and to keep enjoying and imbibing themselves with a pat on the belly.

[emeto-queen]

May be a long shot and will delete later but I’m drunk and I want some attention if anyone’s got any to give 🥺🙈

[tightbelly]

Thoughts on forcing me to become a beer bellied pig boy? The idea of swelling my stoner belly has me greedy.

[uremetomommy]

It’s my birthhhdayyyyyy!!

(also i’m back)

[stillstuckin2000spunkrock]

Drunk!Jake Sully x Female!Omaticaya! Reader

Hey loves! I apologize for not posting in a while, I’ve got midterms this week so I’ve been distracted. This quick blurb just kind of came to me and I thought I’d write it down. For those of you that don’t know, I am comfortable with writing stuffing or burp fics because I’ve noticed people on Tumblr like those, so I will take other requests. This fic also is around the same story line as my previous Jake one where Y/n is Neytiri’s sister and is Jakes mate. However Neytiri and Jake didn’t have feelings for one another, so just Y/n and Jake. Now I know Jake is for sure a dom but I think when he’s uncomfortable or not feeling well, even he needs to feel babies sometimes. Especially when he’s hammered and can’t really think straight. I hope you guys enjoy! Leave some requests either in the comments or my messages for ideas you might want❤️

“Jake.. maybe you should’ve taken it easy on the alcohol..” You giggled softly, his arm slung across your shoulders as you struggled to support him. “I’m fine..” Jake slurred, attempting to ease his weight off of you, but stumbling over himself. “Easy there tiger-“ You teased, helping Jake regain his balance a bit. Jake responded by letting out a deep hiccup that sounded painful and acidic. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at your husband’s drunk stubborn ass though. The man could never accept help, his pride wouldn’t allow it, yet it was just one of the many things you learned to love about him. 

As you made it back to you and Jakes little den in the Hometree, you heard Jake hold in a thick closed mouth burp that sounded a little sick. “You okay..?” You asked, stopping to look Jake in the eyes. “Yeah.. Just not feeling too hot.” He muttered. “Well we’re literally two steps away from the bed, think you can make it?” You teased lightly. Jake nodded, and with one final heave he threw himself onto the bed resting on his back, letting out a groan of pleasure finally being able to relax his heavy and aching muscles. You chuckled at his sorry state, and crawled into bed beside him. “You drank a lot..” You said, tucking a stray lock of Jake’s hair behind his ear. Jake breathed out a soft moan and leaned into your touch, his eyes shut. “Such a baby.” You teased, poking his distended and bloated belly. You watched as Jake slightly winced in pain. “Does it hurt that bad..?” You asked softly, now gently rubbing your hand up and down his aching belly. Jake nodded, placing his hand on your own as you rubbed his tummy. “It feels tight..” He whimpered slightly. Clearly he wasn’t prepared for how strong Na’vi alcohol was, he’d be lucky if his hangover lasted 2 days at the least. And with Jakes competitive nature, there was of course drinking games he took part in, competing with the other Omaticaya men in taking shots, attempting to show his dominance and leadership in the clan. You couldn’t help but be slightly amused at his state. Normally when Jake was drunk he acted like more of a flirt and could be aggressive at times, however here he was laying down and moaning about his stomachache like a youngling. Oh don’t get it wrong, when he was simply just tipsy early on in the night he had pulled you in quite a few times, but as the night went on he started to lose his energy and outspoken attitude and gradually feel worse to the point all he wanted was just to be comforted by your touch. 

You applied some light pressure to Jakes belly, your fingers kneading at a pocket of trapped air. As if hitting the perfect pressure point, Jake let out a lazy and deep belch. Too bloated and drunk to even be embarrassed, he let out a big sigh  if content and comfort as you felt his belly sink underneath your palms, feeling less tight then before. “That feel good?” You cooed, patting his tummy lightly. You must admit that a part of you secretly enjoyed being able to baby Jake for once instead of vice versa. Jake nodded with half lidded eyes, starting to drift off into a booze coma, occasionally letting out a soft hiccup. Assuming Jake could finally get some rest now, you leaned over and planted a soft goodnight kiss on his lips, as you went to pull away, you felt his hand gently cup the back of your head, pulling you in for more. You felt the tang of his lips upon your own, allowing no room for air. Yet these weren’t harsh or forced, they were surprisingly gentle yet firm and almost a form of gratitude for all that you’ve done for him. As you pulled away for a breath of air you raised your eye brows at Jake “What was that all about?” You teased, putting your palm on his chest as if to hold him down. You could feel his heart beat and the rise and fall of his breathing. “I just needed you..” He stumbled, breathlessly. You could see the fire in his eyes slowly burn out as he was overcome with sleep. You watched as his eyes fluttered shut and his

breathing slowed, finally asleep. “Skxqwng..” You muttered, a slight smile on your face as you laid yourself down beside Jake. You laid there beside Jake, a cool breeze blowing through the hollow as your heart beat in the same tune as Jakes. Here you we’re happy and sleeping beside the one you adored most, living a life together.. What more could you possibly ask for.

[carapuce35]

Beer on top le son much alcohol so drunk and full

Belly hard a a drum feel so tight drunn full

[beergutgainer]

Tight shirt & 10 beers?! = the perfect combination 🍻🐷