#drives me actually batshit

[summerlycoris]

I did a bunch of cooking today but haven't done any writing because My Mind tm and its 1120pm so its a big fucking RIP for me.

[crispyjenkins]

unpopular (but correct) opinion: obi-wan never had a mullet. his hair in aotc is not a mullet. it never was and never will be a mullet.

[alchemistc]

Bonus: The weather is about to be perfect for not needing to pull my hair up and away from my face.

Minus: I can do half-up now but it's short-short and now I kinda want an undercut underneath.

[irenespring]

Time for one of my favorite TV traditions, "watch the new episodes of Selling Sunset and argue with the screen like the people can hear me."

[theotherrichardpapen]

AU where Josh manages to grab onto Nigel’s hand at the last moment that night on the train and both of them fall out. AU where Nigel has been dead the entire time but Alex Forbes doesn’t know that; where the trauma of watching his friend fall to his death combined with the realisation he was complicit in the death of another causes his mind to fracture.

He doesn’t remember making it back to his dorm room that night, only remembers waking up to the news that Josh and Nigel were was dead. All of Nigel’s things have been moved to another room, of course they have, because Nigel was gone, dead, all his fault, his fault trouble.

AU where Alex takes the train one night to the Colbie house because Nigel asks him to, because he feels this innate and intense need to try and better understand this boy he got killed; where he finds the card and the books and Nigel’s red bible, and begins to understand.

AU where the body of Susan turns up one morning, and the police question Alex about it, but there’s no way it was him, because he was late; he was late, and by the time he showed up at the cinema, she was waiting for him still, sweet Susan, with her kind eyes and kinder heart, she had waited for him and she didn’t even suspect anything until the very second before he struck gone.

AU where Alex finds the letter he wrote Nigel wrote, inviting him to his house that night, where Alex sees the Colbies arguing through the window; where he wrestles the gun from John and shoots him to kill him because he read the journals, knows that this man has been hurting Nigel his whole life and he wanted him dead protect Nigel.

AU where Nigel confronts Alex at the train yard that night, where he forces Alex to remember everything he did, everything Alex did; where he forces Alex to pull the trigger and kill off the version of Nigel he’s been carrying around in his mind, where Alex dies that night right along with him and Jack is born instead.

[griombrioch]

so I'm about to potentially invite.... a lot of people to come shit on me but it's been bothering me for like, weeks.

If you're gonna make art/fanfics of canonically disabled characters and *not* include their canon mobility aids where they would reasonably have them, it comes off so deeply fucking ablest. Disabilities do not need to be erased.

[bitegore]

also really my dad's stories TERRIBLY misprepared me for real life. he told me about getting up to bullshit in high school so when i got up to bullshit i was like ah yeah as everyone does. apparently my bullshit was unusual. i get up to normal shit now that i tell my dad about and he's like "ah that's nothing, when I was in college we did [significantly more wild shit]" and then i start hanging around with regular people and they're like "woah dude you do such cool shit!" like. What is the truth. Which is true

[wizardnuke]

my history prof is not great with tech and also just doesn't give a fuck so he sent a "this test has been moved to next week" notif directly before. inexplicably. grading the tests we didn't do so i know it will be fixed but right now every time i open canvas i've been going into cardiac arrest. 62% dave please

[gregmarriage]

succession is such a weird show in that, yeah it’s about multigenerational trauma and abuse and morally questionable business practices, but also there’s a whole plot about two weird businessmen and their gay kinda sorta affair and one of them betraying their wife for the other one and said other one doesn’t even KNOW yet. shit’s wild

[sunriseverse]

i’m watching this video and the youtuber is saying “i’m not really interested in bl because it’s hard to do well” and like, yes, true, but also you underestimate my willingness to watch dogshit things just for having HINTS of homosexuality. also please reconsider because zmyx is, like, Really Good.

[patolemus]

No because this is not a want, it is now a necessity

Imagine a universe where Paige lived, where she wasn’t bitten or survived the bite, and her and Derek are still together. The fire may or may not have happened. But like that Derek being pulled into a universe where sterek happened and just being obsessed with stiles and the relationship he could have with stiles.

Like the second he gets home he finds the stiles of his universe and

If the hales survived they like stiles better

[septemberpdf]

AUGHTHGHFF

[etz-ashashiyot]

Honestly the NYT dickriding Trump so hard and gleefully cheering on the cries for Biden to step down and not run tells you everything you need to know about how excited the media is about a second Trump presidency. He generated SO. MUCH. MONEY. for them on his first term because literally every other minute he was doing something batshit and/or stupid and people ate that shit up like the reality TV star he is. Meanwhile Biden's presidency required work to report on and was relatively quiet, because he actually did his job as a politician.

Anyway I can't fucking stand the media response to this race, it's driving me nuts.

[slashersl0t]

Yo is anyone that's into DnD and loves fantasy and all that jazz able to explain to this idiot(me) in the best possibly simplest way to exist how the hell this shit works

[fuckyeahisawthat]

Yeah absolutely. “You go too fast for me” only works if they both know, because 100% of the meaning of that scene is in the subtext and the emotional impact comes from the fact that they both know what they’re saying.

don’t get me wrong, i’m all for the ‘aziraphale knows crowley loves him and crowley knows aziraphale loves him’ meta posts but. haven’t we known that since “you go too fast for me, crowley”? isn’t that statement a clear indication that they both know what’s happening but it’s new and scary and very real. they’re at different speeds but they know it’s love

[cyborgrhodey]

Today on fuck you get the term "third world country" out of your mouth