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― Pairing: stepdad!lewis x kindergarten teacher!reader (she/her) ― Warning: mentions food and sickness (fever); single!mom reader; family issues; not been proofread yet; 3k words. ― Summary: When your kid found a new friend in his new school, you did not expect that would mean you would find yourself friends too. And sure enough, you weren't expecting to fall for his friend's uncle.

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A lot of things were unexpected that day.

First, the fact that Lewis was late to pick up his niece, but when he got there she wasn’t throwing a tantrum, quite the opposite. When she saw him she saw him, she came running through the school’s entrance with the biggest smile on her face when just earlier that week she made a fuss to go to class every morning – before and after getting there. 

The second was the smallest boy who was right behind her. His backpack swung from side to side, while Wendy ran up front turning every few seconds to giggle at him.

And just when Lewis thought those were the only two unexcepted things, you walked out of the door carrying a few books in your hands and a big bag on your shoulder, calling for Wendy and the smallest boy. 

“Uncle Lew!!!” His niece screamed before barreling into his legs and hugging him. He chuckled, bending down to kiss her mop of curls. “Have you met Leo?” 

“I don’t think so,” he shook his head just as the boy finally reached them. 

The kid’s version of a black Jordan and the styled curly hair made Lewis smile, that boy appeared to be around five but was already starring a fashion sense that a few older people hadn’t.

“Leo, you’ll give me a heart attack one of these days. You can’t go out running like this, honey,” your voice carried a serious but sweet tone simultaneously. 

Lewis’ eyes found you standing a few feet away, curly hair clipped away from your face by a few strands, a pencil skirt, and a cream blouse. The folder and books in your arms gave him a hint of what you were doing there, and his silent guess turned out to be true when Wendy turned with a toothless grin and introduced you: “This is Miss Yn, our new teacher!” She took a step to stand beside you looking up with a beaming face that reflected yours. “And this is Leonard, her son, my new classmate. They’re new here, can we introduce the city to them like we did with Jackie and Uncle Toto? Also, can we have playdates later? Can we go to the park? Can we–”

****

“Mamma, I don’t wanna eat,” Leo held his hands behind his back giving you his best puppy eyes and you chuckled. 

“How about you try a few bites and then go play with Dee, huh?” 

“Yeah, champ, you gotta make your body strong so you can run as fast as you can,”  Lewis tried, already cutting a sandwich in half for Wendy. “Have you ever tried vegan sandwiches?” He asked and Leo shook his head.

“I don’t like lettuce, mamma does though,” he shared, pointing his small finger at you.

“What do you mean you don’t like lettuce? Lettuce is exactly what makes us run even faster, it gives us tons of energy!” 

“It does?” the curly-haired boy asked, hands now on the side of his body and curious eyes watching the food in Lewis’ hands. 

“Yeah, I eat it all the time so I can drive my car in endless circles.”

You smiled watching the interaction. 

“How about you have a bite? You don’t have to eat it all, just a bite. But I bet you will want to finish it. This one has so many things that make us bigger and stronger.”

“Strong like you?” his big brown eyes now looking at Lewis’ biceps, and you chuckled at your kid's face when the driver curled his arms and flexed his muscles. 

“Yeah, strong just like me!” 

****

“They truly made a bond in a short time, huh?” You commented.

“Guess we’ll be seeing each other a lot more often,” Lewis bumped your shoulder with his and you smiled. You wouldn’t lie that the prospect of interacting with him more than you did the last week wasn’t a bad thing at all.

“I’m not opposed to that.” 

“Neither am I.” 

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[poppy-metal]

SEX WITH MAFIA JORDAN IN A SNAZZY BITCHED OUT LIMO i …. i!!! JORDAN IN A SUIT SMOKING ACIGAR WATCHING U RIDE YOU GRIPPING THEIR COCK IR STRAP, huffing and puffing ans the smoke, one hand around your throat the otehr fiddling with and bringing the cig to tehir mouth watching your fucked out, I.

gonna give their driver a free view because mafia!jordan loves showing you off, sinking your little wife cunt down on their big dick while they puff on their cigarette. just bouncing on it it, your dress a crumpled heap on the floor of the limo, while jordans fully clothed. just with their button and zip undone to free their cock for you to ride - they've got their unoccupied hand casually gripping one cheek of your ass. not guiding you, just feeling the bouncy flesh as you work that cunt up and down. and you inhale like a good girl when they exhale smoke into your face - breathing in the smoke, eyes rolling back as you get more and more feverish. "daddy, daddy, s'hot -"

"i know, baby. you're workin up a sweat bouncin on it for me - fuckin' beautiful doing what you're told." one hard slap to your ass to get you working again. "i want that cum soaking daddy's dick before we get home. keep it up - "

[jaegeraether]

Sunsets and footballers (Part 37)

Jordan Nobbs x Leah Williamson Mini (1)

Masterlist (other parts here)

((**Your second chapter of the night, a more detailed look into the Jordan and Leah interaction...**))

“She loves you, Dory. Just be patient and be honest with what you need, okay? I’m a phone call away.”

Jordan’s arms tightened around her friend and she nodded. She didn’t want her to go.

“Also, if she doesn’t sleep in your bed, she’s more than welcome to sleep in mine.”

Jordan couldn’t help but scoff and slap her arm as she pulled away. Of course she wouldn’t have sex with Leah tonight. She wasn’t even sure if she’d let her come back into their home tonight.

“What? You have needs.”

YFN gave her a reassuring smile and Jordan returned it before she jumped back into the driver’s seat. She watched the two outside hugging and the sight that YFN had also become important to Leah wasn’t missed by her. She saw YFN say something to Leah, and she knew immediately that it was good, reassuring advice. She was always that person. The one you felt safe opening up to and getting advice from. It was crazy to think they hadn’t met long ago; she felt like she’d known her forever.

They exchanged a few more pleasantries before Leah got back into the car. The silence was loud. Jordan was so nervous around Leah all the time, and she found it hard to think. Luckily for her, all she needed to do was to think about the hurt she’d caused, and it helped her to shut down those surface level feelings off. She was just driving home, as if Leah wasn’t even there.

She was almost home, a fully twenty minutes of silence, when Leah’s hand was carefully placed on Jordan’s thigh, near her knee. Jordan sucked in a breath. It wasn’t sexual or flirting, she knew that. It was just the reassurance she craved. For what? She had no clue. But she didn’t move her hand and after a while, she could see Leah relaxing at the knowledge of this.

Jordan pulled into the driveway near Leah’s black Mercedes and turned the car off. Still, silence. Jordan refused to speak. She knew it wasn’t very mature, but she didn’t care. Captain Leah broke first, of course.

“Can I come inside?” She asked gently, removing her hand.

Jordan thought about it as she stared over the dash. They were two very soft, emotional people. If Leah came inside, that would be a lot of emotion and she knew she wouldn’t be able to stop it. Jordan felt more vulnerable at night, and without YFN there to keep things civil, she was worried.

“Please?” Leah whispered. It was so soft, so vulnerable and…pleading…that Jordan turned to look at her. She didn't realise how close she’d been to tears and blinked those away.

Leah had her head back against the seat and she was looking at Jordan as if she’d been staring at her for the entire car ride. She probably had. Jordan had been too focussed on anything else. Right now she looked at Leah and she’d never seen that expression before. It was pain and longing and guilt. So much guilt.

“Okay.” Jordan said, not even realising she’d said it.

They walked up to the entrance, Jordan’s pace slow and Leah’s close behind her. She could feel her watching her every move. She took her key out and tried to get it into the keyhole, her hand shaking with built up emotion. Leah appeared over her shoulder, careful not to touch her beyond her larger hand which took Jordan’s hand softly and guided it to the keyhole.

“Thanks…” She said without thinking about it. They entered and Blu was bounding towards them then, aiming straight at Leah. She grinned and picked him up, pulling him into his favourite position against her chest with one arm. He licked her face. He missed her. Jordan couldn’t help but look at them cuddling and remember how cute they were together. Leah noticed her looking.

“I miss him a lot.”

“I think he misses you too.” She admitted and led the way to the couch. She let Leah sit first, placing Blu in his bed before she did, and then Jordan sat at the opposite end of the couch just like YFN had suggested. Being too close to Leah would blind her with her own emotions.

“I’m sorry.” Leah said, holding Jordan’s eyes. “I’m so, so sorry. There’s no apology I can give that will make up for this, I know that. But please hear me out…”

Jordan nodded, letting her continue.

“I messed up, Jord. I was weak and worse than that, a coward. I let my cowardice dictate our relationship and end it. The one thing I didn’t want to do was hurt you, and I let my ego, my pride, my weakness drive you away and try to justify it in my own head as the right thing to do when it wasn’t. It wasn’t right for you or for me. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I love you. I miss you. I want you. Whatever I have to do, I will. I want you, Jordan. There’s this…empty space in my world that only you can fill.”

“You left,” Jordan croaked, unsure how she’d even managed to say that. “You’ll leave me again.”

Leah must have seen some hope in that sentence because she moved closer to Jordan and gently took one of her hands in her own. “I won’t. I was weak, I’m not now. I’d never allow myself to try and win you back if I thought I had any chance of doing it again. I won’t, I promise. And I’ll spend the rest of my life making up for this if I have to.”

She was saying all the right things. Jordan felt herself moving closer to Leah and Leah noticed, her eyes darting to her lips and back to her eyes. That was enough for Jordan to lose her last shred of control and lean forward with intention. With an unbelieving expression, Leah met her in the middle and their lips connected. She was soft, and tasted like that cherry lipstick of hers, just like Jordan remembered. Leah always gave Jordan her bottom lip when they kissed for many reasons, but mainly: it was bigger, and she was usually a lot shorter.

Leah tilted her head into the kiss, her tongue finding Jordans. Jordan moaned into her mouth and moved forward, Leah encouraging her body to manoeuvre on top of her.

Leah. Leah. Leah. She’d never gotten the chance for closure with Leah, and so she couldn't help how desperate she was now to feel a piece of what she’d felt when they were together.

Jordan’s hands slid their way into Leah’s blonde hair and she tilted her head, pushing herself against her.

“Jordan,” Leah moaned and her hands wandered like she was memorising her.

Jordan knew she was crying, but she took it as overwhelming emotions. She needed Leah. Now.

She paused their mouths for a split second to look at Leah. Her eyes were dark and her lust was reflected there along with multiple other emotions. Leah must have seen Jordan’s intentions in her eyes.

“Are you sure?” She whispered.

Jordan nodded her forehead against Leah’s and the Captain paused for a few seconds before her emotions took control. Suddenly Jordan was on her back and Leah was on top, both helping to drag the clothes off of each other.

“Jordan,” Leah moaned again as Jordan sucked on her nipple while they were wriggling her pants down. “I love you. I miss you.” She spoke like a chant.

Their hands roamed, reintroducing themselves with their bodies and they allowed their mouths to wander also. Jordan’s legs wrapped about Leah’s waist as she rocked them to a rhythm, their tongues fighting each other and Jordan’s hands messing Leah’s hair and scraping down her back. Leah let herself wander, her mouth kissing and nipping down Jordan’s neck to each nipple, giving them equal attention before carrying on down her abdomen and back up to her mouth. Leah’s hand slid down between them and paused outside Jordan’s core.

“Are you sure?” She asked again, not noticing Jordan’s tears.

Jordan nodded against her and Leah’s fingers entered softly, knowing exactly what Jordan liked. She slid one finger inside her tantalisingly slow as her palm gave pressure and stimulation to her clit. Jordan moaned she rode her hand with her hips rolling into her again and again. They picked up a nice pace and it was terrifying to Jordan just how natural it all felt. Like no time had passed. Leah’s desperation to have her made Jordan’s first orgasm come quicker than usual, her back arching as she gave into Leah’s stimulation. Leah pressed a proud kiss to her jaw before moving down her body, leaving kisses and nips along the way until she was settled between Jordan’s legs. She knew she needed to ride this high before Jordan’s little body had decided it had had enough excitement for the night. She kissed the insides of her thighs, missing those like crazy until she found Jordan’s heat with her mouth. She didn’t do her long, dragged-out foreplay. They were too desperate for that. Instead, she went straight in, her tongue licking the length of Jordan, from hole to clit before settling on her clit for a while. Jordan whimpered, her body reacting. She looked down at the determined blonde between her legs and gripped that hair with two hands, encouraging Leah. Though she needed no encouragement, she was desperate to taste her, to feel her, to do anything to make Jordan happy. Leah shivered at Jordan’s second orgasm and happiness built inside her on top of that guilt and shame. She dragged herself back up Jordan’s body and this time they fucked each other at the same time. Leah was unsure at first but then accepted the love Jordan was giving her. By then end of Jordan’s third and Leah’s first, they were upright on the couch, Jordan riding Leah’s fingers desperately, her hands clinging onto Leah. Leah loved this. Every single second she felt herself getting happier and tension releasing. Jordan was here and allowing this. She could get Jordan back. The sounds of her breathy moans and whimpers dragged life into her.

“Leah,” Jordan gasped as she neared her edge again. Leah almost froze. Almost. Jordan moaned her name.

Jordan’s riding became erratic as she chased that fourth high, her body locking up and shuddering, her head falling to Leah’s shoulder and she shuddered and tensed. Eventually the tension calmed but the shuddering didn’t. It took longer than it should have for Leah to realise Jordan was crying.

“No, no no no, Jord,” she stressed as Jordan moved away from her, grabbing her clothes from the ground.

Leah tried to move towards her but Jordan couldn't deal with it.

“Get out.” She said as normally as she could while she was crying.

“Jord, please no. Tell me what’s wrong, I can fix it.” Leah begged. Jordan picked up her clothes and tossed them onto Leah’s lap while she continued to dress herself. Leah began to dress herself. It seemed the most appropriate thing. “Please don’t do this Jordan.”

Jordan was fully clothed then and tracking towards the front door. Leah was pulling her shirt over her head as she scrambled behind her.

“Please, Jordan!” She begged, landing on her knees in front of her.  She flinched visibly as her ACL knee hit the tiles, sharp pain shooting up her leg. “Please talk to me. Don’t do this.” And then softer, “Not after that.”

“I can’t,” Jordan cried. “I’m sorry Leah, I’m sorry but I can’t.”

Jordan wasn’t lying. She couldn’t. She was overwhelmed with feelings too difficult to understand. One minute she was nervous; the next she was in pure ecstasy with Leah, their bodies moving together as they used to just a little more desperate; the next she was terrified history would repeat itself. Her friends had only just helped her past her deepest pain.

Jordan reached the front door and opened it, her tears free flowing. She continued to wipe with the cuff of her jumper but couldn’t seem to keep up.

“Please go.” She begged.

Leah inhaled sharply, her own tears starting. She sobbed on her knees on the floor.

“But I love you.”

“Please.” She begged again. She needed to be far away from her so she wouldn’t be hurt again.

Leah stood, as strong as she could, and walked towards the door, exiting before turning back to Jordan.

“Please tell me why. Tell me anything. Just say anything.”

Jordan hadn’t met her eyes until then. Leah almost collapsed at the look of fear and hurt reflected in them. Leah still didn't understand. Had she hurt her during sex? Did she regret it? Was she with someone else and made a mistake?

“I can’t handle you leaving me again.”

Leah’s stomach hit the floor. Her mistake now visible as an insecurity so deeply rooted in Jordan.

Jordan had to look away before Leah’s fallen expression broke her. She closed the door and Leah turned, stumbling down the steps until she stopped and vomited into the garden.

[trentknd]

"What's their name again?" Kylian's question came with a raised brow, his hand adjusting the costly watch sitting on his left wrist. You were both in the backseat of a taxi heading to the venue, your beau in Jordan's and a tan cargo, unsuspecting of the event you were attending.

"Deftones." You had finally convinced your boyfriend to come with you to a concert and the moment you saw your favorite band playing in Paris, you couldn't have passed the occasion. Aware of his status and busy schedule, you knew you had to make the most out of all the hours you could spend with him during the week, and surprising him with a new experience seemed fitting.

"And remind me what kind of music do they play?" You cozy up next to him on the seat, linking your arm with his and dropping your head on his upper arm.

"Oh, just R&B. You'll love them I promise." You tilt your head with the most innocent smile you could muster up and squeeze his hand on your lap, leading him on. With the hand holding yours, his thumb sticks out to trace meaningless patterns on your skin.

"I trust your taste." If it wasn't for the absurdity of the situation, you could've melted at his words and the preciosity of his naivety. Despite everything, you knew telling him you were going to see a metal band would've sprung an immediate reluctance and you had to use a bit of ingenuity to make him get rid of his bias.

For now, the aux you had politely asked the driver to plug was playing a Brent Faiyaz song, Kylian's light foot-tapping to the rhythm almost as melodious as his voice. You spent the entire ride bickering over who got to pick the next song, ultimately letting him win the fight each time, scared that he'll hate the music later anyways.

"We've arrived." At the driver's announcement, Kylian whips out a beanie and some sunglasses he had stolen from you, his usual attire to hide away from the public. What made you smile at the whole ordeal each time was that he didn't know that those two accessories did not conceal his identity but made him all the more attractive to your eyes.

As soon as you step out of the taxi, a man you assume to be a tour manager greets you both and leads you to the back entrance of the relatively big concert venue. Kylian puts a hand on the small of your back to guide you through the lengthy alleyways and your cheeks redden, not at the gesture, but in anticipation of what was he was about to discover.

The manager's small talk abruptly ends as soon as he opens the door to a secretive area of the arena and lets you both in. You take a few seconds to take in the grandeur of the place, your eyes sparkling with pure exhilaration and joy. Kylian uncharacteristically ignores the man's request to take a picture with him and his ramble about the world cup final. He was too enthralled in the way your eyes were flicking from one spot to the other, taking in the energy that reverberated throughout the room and your beam making his heart swell at the sole look at it.

The young footballer was snapped out of his trance when you turned to look at him over your shoulder and mouthed to take the picture with the poor man, which he did in a hurry to get back to your date. "Excited?" He asked when he came back to you and finally removed his beanie and shades in the secluded area. He was still oblivious to who was about to perform in a few minutes, despite his attire so obviously clashing with hundreds of fans clad in black jeans and black eyeliners.

In that sense, you were glad you had taken him to a Deftones concert, almost certain that their audience was probably not one to freak out upon seeing him. You selfishly gloated at the fact that it'd humble him just the slightest. "Beyond." Your nod came with yet another squeeze of his hand and the brightest grin adorning your features.

As soon as the lights turned off, your heart dropped and Kylian laughed upon seeing you excitingly tapping your feet up and down on the floor like a child. When the band members started coming out, he started suspecting you had not brought him to an R&B concert but he'd have even attended a country music concert if it meant seeing you as happy as you were in that moment.

Once the band had started playing their first song, 'Change' which coincidentally was your favorite, you turned around in the confined space that was your private spot on the balcony to look at him. To your surprise and much to your despair, his eyes were fixated on your frame rather than the stage.

"Look at them, not me!" You scowl at him, to which he only slowly shook his head, a smile slowly creeping on his face.

"Why? It's a better view." His arms were crossed across your chest, his head laying on top of yours while he swayed you both lightly at the music. You rolled your eyes at his corny retort, content nonetheless that he seemed to appreciate the music.

"It's like you never had wings." Your mutter of the song's lyrics came in a slow breath before whipping your head back up to your date "Now, you feel so alive." In the same cadence as the main singer, you dramatically resume your theatrics and hold his cheek in your palm "I've watched you change."

"Media says it a lot but I wouldn't say I've changed that much." Kylian says matter-of-factly, earning a slap on his chest from you and a dirty look. His apology could not even be heard when the crowd started screaming the chorus and banging their heads in what looked like perfect unison. This was definitely not his crowd nor his typical Sunday night but oddly enough, he felt a deep sense of gratitude that you had put up a plan to bring him to your favorite band's concert. You were aware that he would have rented out an entire arena for them to only perform for you if you had told him the truth initially.

"And when he smashed his guitar, that was so cool, right?" Your face was painted with elation, your lips slightly parted and your eyes wild. Kylian mindlessly nodded, too absorbed by your frantic rant to be able to answer with a coherent thought. You were both now walking around Paris, experiencing a dreadful post-concert high and gushing back and forth about your favorite parts of the show.

Your lover's impression of the concert was only amplified by how happy just two hours of music had made you. His heart swelled more and more, each minute you both passed strutting down the streets of the city, now in a comfortable silence. His infliction had come to an end upon arriving on your apartment's doorstep in Montmartre, the sun just now rising and leaving a pink hue on your face in the process.

"I'm glad you chose me to come with you tonight. " His clamor of adoration for you would come in upcoming sunrises. The farewell words put on his lips to mutter already heavy with a meaning you both didn't know the full amplitude of just yet.

[dr-spencer-reids-queen]

Normal: Final Part

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~2.3k

Summary: Another lunch with your parents reveals something that’s been locked in your head, but your dad makes you confused and jumbles up the truth. It’s hard enough to focus on a case with a deranged man killing people on the road, you don’t need family drama on top of it.

Warnings: canon violence, canon language, canon talk of death, methods of kill

Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Criminal Minds. All credit goes to their respective owners. If there are any warnings that exceed the normal death/kills from the show, I will list them. If you’ve seen the show, then it’s the same level of angst unless otherwise stated

x

Back at the station, as soon as Jordan knew what she wanted to say, she put together a press conference so she could get the profile out to others. It's still early in the day, so you're confident that a lot of people will watch this. You head back to the station with Spencer's lunch in hand, and he greets you with a kiss when he sees you.

"Thank you," he smiles.

Jordan is on the TV talking with the press, and everyone in the station is watching her on the news.

"We ask the public to listen very carefully to the following description. Anyone who believes they recognize this individual should call our tip line immediately. We are looking for a white, middle-aged, married father. We believe his wife is blond, approximately forty years old, resembles the victims, and drives a luxury sedan. This individual drives a blue small-model SUV and most likely lives in this area. It is also very possible this individual recently suffered a personal trauma in his life. Again, a white, middle-aged, married father. We believe his wife is blond, approximately forty years old, resembles the victims, and drives a luxury sedan."

Jordan makes sure everyone knows exactly who you're looking for, and not long after the conference is aired, there are reports of another murder. The unsub watched the press conference, and he got pissed so he went and murdered someone to get that anger out.

This time, he went off script. This wasn't a calculated plan. This was out of anger. The unsub killed two young men with multiple shots each. Everyone is gathered to watch, but the local police are doing a good job of keeping them at bay.

The energy coming from the parked car is that of two young men, but there is another floating around everywhere. It's the unsub's. He's unhinged, and his condition is getting worse by the second. This man isn't suffering from multiple personalities or anything like that, but he is suffering from a mental illness.

"Joe Karem and Timothy Calvert. DOA with no wants and no warrants. They work in the area, and detectives are notifying their families," Thea says.

"He used a sawed-off shotgun," you state. "That, coupled with close range, shot it out of the driver's side window and driving a blue SUV. It's our guy, but he went way off script. He's suffering, and it's only a matter of time before he's driving down the road and shooting everyone until he's caught."

"Something triggered him and pissed him off."

"Yeah, the press conference. It aired at two, and this happened at 2:20. He was watching the news."

"A Single witness says the shooter was driving a small blue SUV. They didn't get a plate but noticed it was a middle-aged white guy wearing a tie. His suit jacket was hanging in the back."

"If he drives the speed limit, and taking account into red lights and mid-day traffic, I'd say he came from no more than ten miles away. If he was wearing a suit with a suit jacket in the back, he was coming from work. He works in the area."

"I'm gonna call Garcia," Derek says and walks away from the group.

"You think he's gonna kill again soon, don't you?" Thea asks.

"Yes, and he's done killing surrogates."

"Did you know?" Jordan storms over to Hotch angrily.

"Excuse us." Hotch grabs her arm gently and guides her away from everyone else, but you can still hear them. "This is not the time or the place. Are you gonna do this in front of the press?"

"He killed those people because of something I said!"

"No. When we talk to the public, it's always a possibility. That is part of the job. Tell me now if you can do it or not."

"Damn right, I can do this job."

Jordan is in over her head. She thinks she can handle it but she lets her inexperience get the better of her. She was never prepared for what all JJ had to deal with since JJ couldn't teach her everything in time.

"Good. You're about to give another press conference."

Since the press was already at the scene, it wasn't hard to gather everyone. Jordan, with some help from Hotch, had everything she needed to say to them. You're standing off to the side watching her and studying her behavior.

"We are prepared to release to the public additional information about the individual responsible for the freeway shooting. The individual is a white, forty-five to fifty-five-year-old male of average build. He works in this area. He wears a suit and tie to work, and left work very abruptly shortly after two immediately after watching our earlier statement about him. If anyone has any additional information, please call our anonymous tip line. Thank you." She turns to leave but pauses and turns to the camera again. "One last thing. This individual has committed horrible crimes and must be held to account, but he is a husband and a father. He's violent and troubled, but he must be capable of some degree of mercy and compassion. So, we appeal to him... Do not hurt any more people. Please turn yourself in."

This happened so recently that no one could forget if their coworkers suddenly left without an excuse. Someone called the tip line about their coworker, so you, Derek, and Spencer headed over to the place where the call originated to talk to the caller in person. Jack's a worker at a local office building, and his coworker fits the description Jordan gave perfectly.

"That's funny, when I heard the description in the first press conference, I thought of Norman. I just thought it couldn't be, you know? He's so quiet."

"What does Norman do?"

"He's in charge of the company's travel expenses. This is his desk."

Jack escorts you to Norman's desk, and all of his red angry energy is left behind.

"Does he have access to the company cars?"

"Yeah, the whole fleet."

"What about the first press conference made you think of Norman?" you ask.

"The woman mentioned something about him suffering a tragedy. His daughter died in a car accident. She was run over after she ran out into the street."

"How long ago was this?"

"Six months. I really should have done more to help him." A woman brings Jack a file on Norman. "This is Norman's personnel file."

You take it and file through it until you get to his personal information such as his address.

"Is this address current?"

"It should be."

"Why are there two files?"

"We cross-reference married couples. Norman's wife Vanessa works here, too."

"We need to speak with her."

"She's not here. She just got a promotion, so she took a couple of weeks off."

Your phone rings, and you pick up when you see Hotch calling. Derek is already texting Emily the address since she's with Hotch and Rossi.

"Y/N, we have a high-speed chase at 117th and Pacific. It sounds like our guy."

"Alright, we're closer to that, so we're on our way now."

"Prentiss got the address from Morgan, so we're headed to his house. If he's having a break, he could be on his way there to finish it. We're on our way. Be careful."

"Got it." You hang up. "We need to go." The three of you take off back to the car with you and Derek in the front and Spencer. Norman's anger swirls out of the building which only you can see. "Go straight and make a right at the light up ahead. I can see his energy."

Derek makes a sharp right, and you have to grab onto the handlebar that's attached to the ceiling. Derek is driving fast to catch up to the car chase, and none of you are wearing any seatbelts. With his crazy driving, it's hard for everyone to stay in their seats, causing Spencer to panic. Derek is making sharp turns and weaving in and out of traffic, and you shake your head.

"Spencer, baby, I love you to pieces but you need to calm down. The more you panic, the more I panic, and if we're both panicking, then Derek panics and he can't panic while driving."

"Sorry. Sorry," Spencer chuckles nervously.

"We're just going to put our seatbelts on." You're the only one who does so, and that takes flying out the window off your chest. "Take a left at the next light."

Derek does so, but not a lot of people are seeing a big police SUV barreling their way. You close your eyes tightly because if you don't see it, then it's not really there. Derek makes it through the light without any injury to anyone, and you open your eyes to peek at what's going on.

The police are chatting over the radio, and you can hear someone shooting at them. It sounds like a shotgun, and you can only imagine it's Norman shooting.

"Repeat, shots fired! On the chase now," an officer says.

"He's losing it. Reid, does it look like the chase could be headed to his house?"

Spencer has the map of the area in the backseat. You can tell Derek which direction Norman is going, but Spencer can tell him where he's heading to.

"Uh, yeah, I think so. It almost looks like he's starting to go in a wide circle toward that direction."

"All units, pursuit now headed over Memorial Bridge."

"We're almost there. Turn right at the next light. Memorial Bridge is around the next corner," Spencer says.

Derek approaches the intersection before the bridge, and all three of you see Norman racing in the opposite direction with three police cars behind him.

"Hold on!!" Derek slams on the brakes and does a quick U-turn to chase after everyone. "Are you okay?"

"I'll get back to you on that," you mutter.

"Reid, get on the radio and tell them we're in the chase," Derek says and steps on the gas pedal.

"This is the FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit," Spencer says over the radio. "We caught up to the chase and are now monitoring. We ask if you're able to stop the vehicle, you allow us to take the lead in contacting the driver. We believe him to be a severely deranged suspect."

"Copy."

Derek turns the corner and slams on the brakes when he sees the situation unfold. Norman swerves to the left and crashes into the concrete median. His car flips over and lands on the roof, shattering the windshield into pieces. Derek is the first out of the car and Spencer is the second. You take a moment to gather yourself before unbuckling your seat belt. You open the door and step out, and that's when the entire world slows down around you.

Derek yells at the officers not to shoot, but no noise is coming out of his mouth. Norman crawls out of the car in slow motion but you're not looking at him. You can see Norman's family in the car, but they're not moving to get out at all. All three of them (his wife and two kids) look at you before glitching out of existence.

They were never in the car with him even though he thought they were. They're dead and he may not even know it.

The entire world speeds up and returns back to normal, and you raise your gun at Norman like everyone else is doing.

"Norman! Don't move!"

"What are you doing? What are you doing? My family's inside!"

"Stop and listen to me! Listen to me! Nobody is in that car. Your family's gone, Norman."

"No, they're in there."

Norman's pain is great enough for you to feel it from where you're standing, and the tears start to well in your eyes.

"They're gone, Norman! Look inside. Look in the car. They were never there. It's over. They were never with you."

"No, but they were," he says heartbreakingly.

"Your family's gone, Norman."

Norman looks in the car and sees it's empty, and that's when he breaks down crying.

"Oh, god, what did I do? Oh, what did I do to my family? My family! I'm sorry. I'm sorry!"

Derek puts his gun away and manages to handcuff Norman, and you lower your gun just as the tears fall from your eyes.

"It's over, Norman. We're gonna get you some help."

You see this kind of thing all the time, but Jordan usually doesn't. She thought she could do this job, but after seeing Norman's family dead in their beds from where he shot them, she decided that this isn't the job for her. The entire ride back home was draining, but as soon as you stepped foot into the BAU, you felt relief.

"Hey, do you guys ever notice how the trip home always seems to go so much faster?" Emily asks.

"That's because the tailwinds are in our favor," Spencer answers.

You look up and see someone standing in the briefing room, and a wide smile breaks out on your face when you recognize her blonde hair.

"JJ's here."

You set your things down and rush over to the briefing room where she's standing by the table holding her son. You gasp happily when you see your Godson in her arms.

"What are you doing here?" Spencer smiles.

"Hello, handsome boy," you grin and gently grab his fist.

"Garcia said you guys were on your way back tonight. I thought you could use a surprise."

"I thought I gave you strict orders to get this place out of your head for a while," Hotch says.

"My bad. I couldn't help myself," Penelope says when she enters with a bottle of milk in her hands. "Here. I heated it up."

"JJ," Derek says and makes his way to the front. "May I?"

"Of course."

JJ hands her son over to Derek who supports his head. He's grinning from ear to ear, and you notice Hotch is even cracking a smile at this.

"Look at that. He smiles," you tease him.

"I just realized with all that we do and see in this room, it never smiles. I wanted at least one good memory to hold on to."

"This is the best memory you could have given us," you grin and hug her.

"There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were." - President Dwight Eisenhower

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The whole trip had been a disaster. John had not been able to enjoy a single second. Arabs were loud and pushy. Petra had been broken and dirty. At the Gulf of Aqaba he had had the worst sunburn of his life. And he had diarrhea all the time. He had let every waiter, every guide, every cab driver know that he didn't like it in Jordan at all. He was convinced that these barbarians did not understand English anyway. That's why he insulted everyone through and through. He had not allowed himself to be deprived of this pleasure. John was so rude and so pushy that his reputation had preceded him by a long way. First, hotels had gone to the trouble of trying to appease him with the best rooms and the best service. In the end, he got the treatment he deserved: The worst!

Even on the way to the airport had not withdrawn in the cab. The cab driver found it very difficult to stay calm. But he couldn't resist wishing John a nice day and a good flight in his best English. And then cursing him in Arabic. It was a good curse. And it worked fast.

John didn't even notice that he spoke only Arabic at the Amman airport. As soon as he entered the building, English had completely disappeared from his memory. John was much too busy to hand in his suitcase as quickly as possible, to get his boarding pass and to get through the security check. And actually, that worked out much better and smoother in Arabic than if he had had to struggle through in English. He even calmed down to some extent and finally enjoyed good American cuisine again at Mc Donald's in the terminal.

On the plane, he had the reserved window seat. That had worked out as well. Only his seat neighbor he had not been able to understand at first. So he had to ask. His neighbor was more than happy that the foreign-looking man spoke his language perfectly, and a conversation quickly developed about sports and politics. Both men liked soccer. And both men shared the opinion that the influence of the USA and Israel had to be limited. In Istanbul, both men said goodbye cordially.

Istanbul's new airport was huge. Fortunately, almost all signs were in Turkish, English and Arabic. Still, the passage through security was arduous. He looked a bit enviously at the passengers with passports from Europe and North America. With them, the check went faster. But a Jordanian passport and then also the army backpack as hand luggage did not make things easier. Fortunately, he got through the check quickly enough to get to a prayer room in time. He didn't want to miss the Friday noon prayer while traveling.

Hamza still had some time before his connecting flight to New York. He wanted to eat something in any case, as long as he could get some authentic Arabic cuisine. And take advantage of the fact that there were still standing toilets here at the airport. With the infidels you had to sit down, he had heard. The closer he got to the U.S., the greater his respect for traveling there. Strange food, strange toilets, and a language he didn't speak. He knew a few bits of English from school. But that probably wouldn't help him. He had heard, however, that the people there were supposed to be hospitable and tolerant.

Hamza had a respectful stature. And the wife beater, the kufiya and his tattoos certainly contributed to a badass appearance. But that didn't stop the American retiree behind him from loudly complaining that all Arabs, like the half-naked savage in front of him, were guaranteed terrorists. Thank Allah! Hamza did not understand a word of it.

Realized at the request of @hottfguys. May Allah protect you!

[hedgiwithapen]

AU where William Zarick still dies, but Joey and Denise live!

“Denise, wait,” Pat said before he could stop himself. He weighed the risk, and let it go. 

“No, I’m sorry. I really shouldn’t have said anything,” the widow moved to roll up the window. In the passenger seat, her cat miaowed.

“Is it about how your son really died?” Pat blurted

 She stared at him from the driver’s seat, the road forgotten. “What?”

“I was there. Technically. Kinda. Look, telling me whatever it was isn’t going to put me in any more danger than I’ve already got myself into, I think.”

“You know, then.” I wasn’t a question. “William always said it was in the root of this town. That’s why we moved here.”

“Why don’t you come inside?” Pat asked. “You can tell me…whatever it is you know.  I…don’t think I’ve got the best track record keeping people safe, but I’ll try.”

The car engine idled, and then Denise turned the key, shutting it off. Her steps were uneasy. Pat could feel the uncertainty of grief in her steps. he reached out an arm, an offer of support. She didn't take it. She sat heavily on the couch in the Pitstop, not caring about the grease stained rag draped over the back.

"I don't know much. William didn't want to tell me. He said it was better if I didn't worry. But I'm a politician's wife. Was. Widow. I-- it's what I've always done. Listened and worried. So I know, some.  Dr. King, he's in a coma, but he was in my house a few days ago.  William made him upset. And then Jordan..."

"Jordan?" Pat asked. He'd heard the name... but where?

"Jordan Mahkent. He runs the American Dream. He's part of this. I don't know how, but he is. Maybe he's in charge. The day Joey--that morning, he was waiting for William.   I don't know if it was a--a threat, or--but he knows. and I can't stay in this town with him here."

"Alright," Pat said, quiet. If Barb's boss was involved, that was it. No matter what Courtney said, the time for secrets was done.  They had to figure out a game plan that got everyone out of this alive. 

Everyone else, anyways. 

"Mrs...." he stopped. " Denise. Have you ever heard of the Injustice Society of America?" 

she blinked. "I've only lived in this small town for 7 years," she said. "I haven't had my head in the sand my whole life. but wh--" she stopped. " you don't think..."

"Dr. King is Brainwave. " Pat said, wondering if he was the one signing her death warrant and not the other way around. " and your husband... I'd have to say...."

"No. I.. know who he was. All his stage magic. None of it was stage tricks. I knew he'd... done things. I just thought it was over. That it was smaller."

"If it helps, he, uh, only tried to kill me once," Pat said. 

"I don't think it does."

"Right," Pat said, awkwardly. "look, we're... we're going to figure this out."

"we?" she asked. " the two of us? against...."

"well.my wife, once I tell her. And..." he pinched his lips in a sigh. "And the new JSA."

"They're... reforming?"

"You could say that." 

Denise nodded. "alright. I'll stay and help. but I want your word on something."

"Depends on what it is," Pat said, having been tricked three times too many by Mike in that way.

"When we find out who killed my family. I want to kill them." Any mousishness had melted away in that sentence. 

"If that's what it comes to," Pat said, hoping that it wouldn't, and thinking of the stain that have never come out of Sylvester's suit, not till the day Courtney had cut it to size.

-

Halfway across town, Beth Chapel looked around the basement room and beamed. "There we go. Litterbox, digbox, nest, toys, fresh water, pellets, and broccoli stems for a treat!" her eyes widened, and she dove for the floor, where the white rabbit she'd rescued from the bridge wreck was mauling one of the care books she'd checked out of the library. 

"Oh, no," she said, checking "The Complete Guide to Raising Healthy Rabbits" over. Toothmarks dented some of the title, and she winced at the uneven bumps under her fingers.  There had to be a chapter on how to keep the destruction to a minimum. Not that she worried her parents would notice or care that she'd adopted a bunny, but that she couldn't disappoint the town librarian like this. 

Carefully, she sat, waiting to see if the bunny might approach her. She knew better than to just pick it--him--up. 

He twitched his nose at her, then hopped to the food bowl, picked it up in his teeth, and sent it clattering.  Before she could scramble for the broom, she froze. 

The bunny wasn't kicking pellets everywhere for the sake out it, like she'd thought. One by one, he was carrying them into place.

J. a lopsided O. E. 

Beth held her breath as the rabbit made a wonky looking lowercase y and sat back on fluffy haunches.

"Oh my god." Beth whispered. "Joey? You're Joey's rabbit? He had real magic?"

He kicked his dish at her, the metal clattering across the floor with a hollow ringing sound.

[worldtouradvicetravel]

Jordan Travel Package 9 Days

Jordan Travel Package 9 Days

Embark on a comprehensive 9-day Jordan travel package that promises an immersive journey through one of the Middle East’s most captivating destinations. Your adventure begins in Amman, Jordan’s bustling capital, where you’ll explore the city’s rich tapestry of ancient and modern influences. Visit the Citadel and Roman Theater to gain insight into the city’s historical layers, and enjoy the vibrant atmosphere of local markets and eateries. This initial exploration sets the stage for a deeper dive into Jordan's diverse landscapes and cultural heritage.

Jordan travel package,From Amman, venture to the ancient city of Jerash, renowned for its remarkably well-preserved Roman ruins. Wander through the expansive colonnaded streets, grand arches, and the impressive amphitheater that once hosted gladiatorial contests. The journey continues with a drive to Petra, the fabled "Rose City." Spend a full day exploring this UNESCO World Heritage Site, marveling at the intricate carvings of the Treasury, Monastery, and the Royal Tombs. A guided tour ensures you capture the essence of Petra’s historical significance and architectural brilliance.

Next, immerse yourself in the dramatic landscapes of Wadi Rum, a stunning desert region often referred to as "Mars on Earth." Stay in a luxurious desert camp where you can experience traditional Bedouin hospitality amid the serene beauty of the desert. Enjoy thrilling jeep tours across the red sands, camel rides, and a magical evening under the star-studded sky. This leg of your journey offers a perfect blend of adventure and tranquility in one of Jordan’s most spectacular natural settings.

Jordan travel packages,Your trip then leads you to the Dead Sea, where relaxation and rejuvenation await. Float effortlessly in the world’s saltiest body of water and indulge in therapeutic mud treatments that are renowned for their skin benefits. The serene environment provides a perfect contrast to the desert adventures and a wonderful opportunity to unwind and reflect on your journey.

Conclude your Jordanian adventure with a visit to the coastal city of Aqaba, where you can enjoy the Red Sea’s crystal-clear waters. Spend your days relaxing on sandy beaches, or engage in water sports like snorkeling and diving to explore vibrant coral reefs and marine life. The package wraps up with leisure time in Aqaba, allowing you to soak in the beauty of the Red Sea and relax before heading back home. This 9-day itinerary offers a well-rounded experience of Jordan's historical marvels, natural wonders, and luxurious relaxation, ensuring a memorable and enriching travel experience.

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Itinerary

Day 1: Arrival Amman     Meet and Greet at Amman Queen Alia Airport. Here is easy to arrange your visa ( cost: 40 JPD / 57 USD) .After will walk to your  driver,  who is waiting for you in the arrival hall, holding a name sign. Transfer to Amman for overnight at 4*/5* hotel including bed and breakfast

Day 2: Amman city tour – Jerash – optional Amman waves ( Summer time)–Amman Today your English Speaking guide waits for your to start with you the tour. First together will  make a city tour in Amman. Start at 08.30 am with visiting the Citadel and the Roman Theater. For the afternoon you are free to do what you like. You could choose to explore more of Amman with your driver, or go to the Children’s Museum located at King Hussein National Park. Drive to Jerash, to tour one of the best preserved old Roman provincial city. After your tour of Jerash, back to Amman where you can decide to visit Amman waves (Optional) A really fun place for kids! Just let your driver know what you would like today, he is ready to transfer you to the places you like to visit inside of Amman. Overnight in 4* /5* hotel in Amman

Day 3: Amman—Madaba—Mt. Nebo—Karak – Dana From Amman you drive towards Madaba, to visit the St George Church with its famous mosaic map. Continue to Mount Nebo, from where Moses viewed the Promised Land. Drive to Karak to visit the immense Crusaders Castle. Another great chance for the children to let their fantasy go mad! For the afternoon you will be transferred to Dana Nature reserve with its amazing view. You could have a free time to spend with your family. Overnight at Dana Guest House, including dinner and breakfast

Day 4: Dana —Little Petra—Petra Check out of your hotel in Dana. Drive on to Little Petra, a great preview for Petra visit, when you will visit Petra. Little Petra is a more quiet site and great for kids to explore the area. Full day to explore one of the seven world wonders. After your visit to the Siq, Treasury, Street of Facades, Theatre and Colonnaded Street you still have time to see: the Monastery or the High Place of Sacrifice. It is a lot of climbing, but worth the views! Free time after visiting Petra, you could choice to visit Petra by Night (available: Monday, Wednesday and Thursday), Petra Kitchen, 1,5 / 2.5 hrs ride around Petra mountains Overnight stay in 4* / 5* hotel in Petra, including bed and breakfast

Day 5: Petra—Wadi Rum

This morning you drive from Petra towards the famous Wadi Rum desert. Feel like T.E. Lawrence in the breathtaking scenery of the Rum. When you arrive you have the option to ride a camel for one hour to Lawrence’s Spring. After you’ll make a half day jeep tour along the most famous sites in Wadi Rum including a fresh prepared lunch. During the jeep tour there is a chance of sand boarding on the sand dunes!

Overnight stay in the Authentic / luxurious Bedouin camp including dinner and breakfast

Day 6 & 7: Wadi Rum—Aqaba

After breakfast drive to Aqaba. You will have two full days to relax at the beach, enjoy the hotel swimming pools and entertainment for the children. Optional excursions such as a snorkeling day trip can be booked, contact us for more information.

2 Overnights in 4*/ 5* hotel in Aqaba, including bed and breakfast

Day 8: Aqaba—Dead Sea

After breakfast drive via the Biblical Wadi Araba Desert, to the Dead Sea, lowest point on the earth’s surface. Enjoy free day at the 4* Dead Sea Spa  resort at the Dead Sea. This hotel has a water play area for the kids where they can have much of fun. Float in the salty waters and try out the famous healing mud! Also for the adults there is enough to do at this hotel.

Overnight at the 4*/5 * Hotel at the Dead Sea, including bed and breakfast

Day 9: Dead Sea—Amman Airport

Transfer to Amman Airport for departure. 3 hours in advance of your scheduled flight (2 hours for the check in and less then 1 hour driving from the Dead Sea to Amman Airport).

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[winelimos]

Exploring Wine Country in Sonoma: An Elegant Wine Tour with Wine Country Limousines

Wine lovers will find Sonoma County, California, to be a fascinating location with a combination of world-class wineries, rich history, and magnificent surroundings. Sonoma is an ideal location for learning about wine making because of its unique terroir and small, family-run vineyards. Consider seeing Sonoma with Wine Country Limousines, a first-rate transportation provider that enhances your trip through this renowned wine area with a dash of luxury and ease, to enhance your wine tour experience.

Sonoma Wine Country's Beauty

The history of winemaking in Sonoma County began when Spanish missionaries planted the first vineyards at the beginning of the nineteenth century. With more than 425 wineries today, Sonoma offers a diverse range of wines and experiences. The Eighteen unique American Viticultural Areas (AVAs) in the area offer a wide variety of soil types and climates, resulting in an amazing selection of wine varietals. Sonoma's diverse terroir guarantees that every wine tour delivers something fresh and fascinating, from the warm, sun-drenched slopes of the Alexander Valley AVA to the chilly, misty beaches of the Sonoma Coast Appellation.

Wine Country Limousines: Why Select Them?

Wine Country Limousines has offered top-notch wine tours in Napa and Sonoma for over two decades. From beautiful limos to roomy party buses, their opulent cars guarantee that every group can travel in comfort and style. You may kick back and unwind, knowing that your wine tour will be entertaining and educational because your drivers are skilled professionals informed about the area. 

Creating the Ideal Schedule

You will be able to tailor your schedule to your tastes when you book your wine tour with Wine Country Limousines. Their team will help you in planning the ideal itinerary, whether your goal is to explore well-known wineries or unearth hidden treasures. Consider visiting these wineries as part of your Sonoma wine tour:

1. Winery located in Buena Vista

The oldest premium winery in California, Buena Vista Winery, is a historical site that provides a distinctive fusion of tradition and modernity. Buena Vista, which was established in the summer of 1857 welcomes guests to explore its historic wine cellars, take part in wine-blending activities, and partake in a range of wine tastings. It is an essential site due to its rich history and scenic environment. 

2. Mountain Wineries

Situated in the Dry Creek Valley, the virtual agent, Ridge Vineyards is well known for its superb Cabernet Sauvignons and Zinfandels. Wine lovers will have an unforgettable time visiting this winery because of its magnificent land and dedication to sustainable winemaking. Ridge Vineyards offers tours and tastings that provide an inside look into their painstaking winemaking procedure.

3. Jordan Winery and Valley

Jordan Vineyard & Winery, located in the Alexander Valley, is well-known for its Bordeaux-style wines, especially its Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon. The estate is a highlight of every Sonoma wine tour because of its French-inspired architecture, well-kept grounds, and gourmet food and wine pairings. There are tastings, scenic picnic areas, and guided excursions available to visitors.

4. Winery the films of Francis Ford Cop

The winery owned by film director Francis Ford Coppola near Geyserville provides a special fusion of wine, cuisine, and entertainment. In addition to a museum displaying Coppola's movie artifacts, the winery offers a full-service restaurant and a range of tasting options. With bocce courts and a swimming pool for visitors, it's an excellent place for families.

Improving the Wine Tour Knowledge

A variety of options are available from Wine Country Limousines to improve your wine tour experience. Their experienced drivers can enhance your stay by sharing information about the history of the area and the wineries. They may also suggest the ideal times to visit each winery to prevent crowds and guarantee a customized experience.

In addition to wine tours, Sonoma County has a plethora of activities outside of the vineyards. Take some time to explore the quaint towns of Healdsburg, Sonoma, and Glen Ellen in Sonoma. These towns are full of gourmet restaurants, boutique stores, and art galleries. Visit the Sonoma State Historic Park, meander about the historic Sonoma Plaza, or browse the lively farmers' markets for handcrafted items and fresh local produce.

Advice for an Exceptional Wine Tour

Make a strategy: Reservations are often required at vineyards, particularly for special tours and tastings. To guarantee you get the most out of your trip, make sure to plan your itinerary.

Take It Slowly: It can be tempting to visit as many wineries as you can when there are so many to choose from. Nonetheless, your tour will be more pleasurable if you take your time and enjoy the moment at each winery.

Drink lots of water and eat healthily: As wine might dry you, make sure you keep yourself nourished all day long by drinking lots of water. You will get more out of the experience and be able to taste more wine if you pair it with food.

Benefit from Extra Services: Wine Country Limousines provides services including cheese and wine pairings, snack baskets, and customized tours. Your wine tour can be enhanced and made even more memorable with these options.

Seize those Times: Remember to pack your smartphone or camera so you can record the breathtaking views and special moments from your wine tour. There are beautiful locations for pictures at several wineries.

In summary

A Sonoma, California, wine tour blends the refinement of fine wines with the natural beauty of the area to create an experience that will never be forgotten. You can tour well-known and boutique wineries, travel through Sonoma's varied AVAs, and have an opulent and stress-free ride with Wine Country Limousines. With Wine Country Limousines, you can enjoy the finest that Sonoma has to offer, whether you're celebrating a special occasion or just enjoying your passion for wine. Raise a glass and celebrate the wonderful wines, breathtaking scenery, and enduring memories that Sonoma's alluring wine country has to offer.

[rentareliablecar-blog]

Ultimate Guide to Renting a Car at Amman Airport

You must know that renting a car at Amman airport is a convenient and effective way to explore the rich cultural heritage and stunning landscapes of Jordan whether you are visiting for business or leisure having your own vehicle allows you the freedom to travel at your own pace. In this guide you can learn everything about how to get Best car rental in Amman Jordan.

Why should you Rent a Car at Amman Airport?

You need to know that renting a car gives you the flexibility to travel on your own schedule without relying on public transportation or taxis. You can enjoy the comfort of having your own space especially on the long drives to tractions like Petra or Wadi ram. You can reach remote areas and hidden gems that might not be easily accessible by public transport.

Steps to renting a car at the airport

•Most major car rental companies offer online booking. You can book in advance to secure better rates and ensure availability. Furthermore, you can use comparison websites to compare prices from different rental agencies.

•It is really important for you to consider the size of your group and the amount of luggage. Compact cars are perfect for city driving while larger vehicles are perfect for groups or long road trips. You need to look for features like air on this link GPS and even automatic transmission based on your preferences.

•You need a valid driver’s license. And international driving permit might be required if your license is not in English or Arabic. Most of the companies require you to be at least 21 years old with a minimum of one year of driving experience. Some agencies might have higher age requirements.

•The car rental encounters ours typically located in the arrival halls of the International Airport. The signs will direct you to the rental area. You just need to bring your driver’s license credit card and booking confirmation. It's really important for you to inspect the car thoroughly for any existing damage and ensure it's documented in the rental agreement.

So above all you need to know that renting a car here provides you the freedom to explore Jordan at your own pace from the bustling streets of Amman to the ancient ruins of Petra and the majestic desert landscapes of Wadi ram. So, this is me to know about renting a car.

For more details visit our website rentareliablecar.com

[arenabook]

The Ultimate Guide to Planning Your Car Rental and Hotel Stay

Planning your trip basically includes moving parts and two key elements include securing reliable transportation and comfortable accommodations. You must know that renting a car and booking a hotel truly go hand in hand and it offers you the flexibility and the convenience to explore your destination with ease. In this guide you can learn everything about car rental hotel in Amman.

Renting a car

•You need to start by researching rental service Jordan. You should look for well-established rental companies with positive reviews under youth selection of vehicles furthermore you need to compare prices rental terms and customer feedback to find the best option that aligns with your needs and budget 

•To secure the best rates and ensure availability is advisable to book your rental car and advice especially during the peak times. Several rental companies offer discounts for early reservations and online bookings.

•It is very important for you to consider your travel requirements and preferences when selecting a rental car, you need to determine the size of the vehicle based on the number of passengers and luggage. You have to choose between manual or automatic transmission based on your driver preferences

•All you need to do is carefully review the rental terms and conditions before you make a reservation for you just need to pay attention to the insurance coverage mileage limits and fuel policies all you need to do is ensure that you understand the terms before you sign any rental agreement. 

Booking a hotel

•You need to research the accommodation options in your destination city concerning factors like location and budget. You can use online booking platforms and review sites to compare the hotels and read feedback from other travelers full

•You can consider booking directly with the hotel instead of third-party booking websites. Hotels also offer special deals and benefits to you if you book directly like room upgrades or flexible cancellation policies.

•You just need to keep an eye out for special offers and promotions when booking your hotel. There are several hotels that offer you discounts for booking in advance staying multiple nights or signing up for loyalty programs. You can just take advantage of these deals to save money on our accommodations.

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Affordable Car Rentals: Your Guide to Budget-Friendly Wheels

Travelling can be expensive but one area where you can save a lot of money is on car rentals. Whether you are on a business trip or a family vacation finding Cheap car rental Amman can make a world of a difference in your travel budget. In this guide you can learn about the tips and tricks on securing the best deals for your rental cars

Why should you go for Car rental Amman Jordan airport?

With a rental car you can explore destinations at your own pace without being tied to public transportation.

When you have your own vehicle, you can have a lot of comfort especially when you're traveling with friends or family.

Some tourist spots are not easily or reachable by the public transport better rental car provides you with direct access to all these places.

Planning ahead

Prices are likely to be completely low when you book rental car well ahead of your trip. Last-minute bookings can be more expensive.

You can use online comparison tools to compare the prices from different rental companies.

If your travel dates are flexible, you can often find cheaper rates by just adjusting our pickup and drop off times

Choosing the right car

You should go for small economy car if you don't need a lot of space. These cars are generally cheaper to rent and more fuel efficient.

Additional features like GPS child seats and original drivers can add on to the cost. You need to consider whether you really need these extras.

Some rental companies require you to return the car with full tank of gas while others offer full to empty policies, so you need to choose the one that suits your trip best to avoid any extra charges

Hidden costs to watch out for

If you return the car late it can result in hefty fees. So, you have to ensure that you return it on time.

Some rentals also come with a mileage limit exceeding the limit can result in extra charges

If you don't return the car with an agreed amount of fuel you could face high fuel charges.

Above all you need to know that rental includes a bit of research and planning, but the savings can be major. By booking in advance and comparing prices you can ensure that you get the best possible deal. So, whether you are traveling for business or pleasure a budget friendly rental car can make your trip more enjoyable and least stressful.

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Ensuring Safety and Compliance: The Role of Agrochemical Additives 

Agrochemical Additives Market is projected to achieve a value of USD 1.86 Billion in 2023, with a linear behavior in the market growth it is forecasted to achieve a value of USD 2.64 Billion by 2033 with a CAGR of 4.5% during the forecast period 2024-2033. Research analysts use quantitative as well as qualitative analytical techniques to provide users, business owners, and industry professionals with accurate and actionable data.

The report includes an executive summary, global economic outlook, and overview sections which provide a consistent analysis of the Agrochemical Additives  market. Additionally, the report in the Market Overview section outlines PLC analysis and PESTLE analysis to provide a thorough analysis of the market. The overview section details Porter's five forces analysis which helps to reveal a possible scenario of the market by disclosing a competitive scenario with respect to the Agrochemical Additives  Market.

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 Key companies profiled in this research study are:

Aceto Corporation,

AkzoNobel N.V.

BASF SE

Bayer AG

BTC Europe GmbH

Clariant

Croda International

DowDuPont

DuSolo Fertilizers

Evonik Nutrition and Care GmbH

FMC Corporation

Harcros Chemicals

Heringer

Israel Chemicals Limited (ICL)

Jordan Abyad Fertilizers

and Chemicals Company

K+S KALI GmbH,

LEVACO Chemicals Lonza

Nufarm Ltd.,

Nutrichem Company Limited

Nutrient Ltd., OCI N.V.

PhosAgro, S.A OCP

Saudi Arabia Fertilizer Company (SAFCO)

Stepan Company

Syngenta AG, The Mosaic Company

UPL Limited

WinHarvest Pty Ltd

   Agrochemical Additives  Market Segmentation:

  Market, By Type

Adjuvants

Solvents

Emulsifiers

Surfactants

Anti-foaming agents

Wetting agents

Anti-caking agents

pH adjusters

Drift control agents

Others

  Market, By Application

Traditional Pesticides

Seed Treatment

Micronutrients and Fertilizers

Soil Health

Others

  Market, By Crop Type

Grains & Cereals

Fruits & Vegetables

Oilseeds & Pulses

Turf & Ornamentals

Others

 Market, By Form

Soil

Liquid

Agrochemical Additives Market Trends:

One significant trend powerful the market is precision agriculture. The demand for agrochemical additives that improve the precision and targeted delivery of pesticides and fertilizers has arisen as a result of the integration of new technology, such as digital agricultural tools and precision farming techniques. This movement is a reaction to the demands for reduced environmental impact, cost effectiveness, and optimal resource utilization.

In addition, the agrochemical additives sector is experiencing advancements in nanotechnology, as nano-sized additives are being investigated for their ability to boost agrochemical efficiency and bioavailability. More environmentally friendly farming methods can be facilitated by the regulated release, enhanced absorption, and decreased environmental impact that nanotechnology provides.

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In order to identify the areas that require immediate investment, this report provides an analytical portrayal of the agrochemical additives market together with current trends and future projections. Together with a thorough study of the market share for agrochemical additives, the report includes information on the major drivers, obstacles, and opportunities in the industry. To illustrate the growth scenario for the agrochemical additives market, a quantitative analysis of the current market is conducted. Porter's Five Forces Analysis shows how powerful suppliers and buyers are in the market.

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Premium Minibus Rental Services

When it comes to exploring the diverse landscapes and historical landmarks of Israel, having a comfortable and reliable mode of transportation is essential. That's where premium minibus rental services come in. These companies offer a fleet of well-maintained minibusses equipped with modern amenities to ensure a pleasant travel experience for passengers.

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Among the leading tour bus companies in Israel is TLV Transfers, specializing in Jerusalem bus rentals and transportation services. With their extensive fleet of minibusses and experienced drivers, TLV Transfers provides seamless transportation solutions for various occasions, including sightseeing tours, airport transfers, and group excursions.

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Michael Savage of New Canaan Discusses the Classic Ford Mustang Muscle Car

In the affluent town of New Canaan, Connecticut, resides Michael Savage, a dedicated car enthusiast with a particular passion for the classic Ford Mustang muscle car. Among the neatly lined streets and manicured lawns of this picturesque community, Michael's love for automotive excellence shines through as he discusses what makes the Mustang such an iconic symbol of American motoring.

For Michael, the allure of the Ford Mustang goes beyond its powerful performance and sleek design; it embodies a rich tapestry of history and innovation. "The Mustang is more than just a car; it's a symbol of American ingenuity and freedom," he remarks with a sense of reverence. "From its inception in 1964, it captured the hearts and imaginations of drivers across the country."

As we delve into the Mustang's storied past, Michael recounts its groundbreaking debut at the New York World's Fair, where it was unveiled to an eager audience and instantly became a sensation. "The Mustang's combination of affordability, style, and performance was unprecedented at the time," Michael explains. "It represented a new era in automotive design and set the standard for generations to come." Why Collect Vintage Michael Jordan Sneakers? Michael Savage

One of the defining features of the Mustang is its timeless design, characterized by its long hood, short deck proportions, and iconic pony emblem. "The Mustang's design is a perfect marriage of form and function," Michael observes. "Every curve and contour serves a purpose, from enhancing aerodynamics to exuding a sense of power and agility."

Underneath its stylish exterior, the Mustang boasts an impressive array of performance options, ranging from potent V8 engines to more economical inline-four configurations. "The Mustang offers something for every type of driver," Michael notes. "Whether you're seeking heart-pounding acceleration or fuel-efficient cruising, there's a Mustang model to suit your preferences."

As we take a closer look at Michael's own Mustang, a meticulously restored '65 Fastback, he shares some of the challenges and rewards of owning a classic car. "Restoring a Mustang requires patience, dedication, and a keen attention to detail," he advises. "But the sense of pride and satisfaction that comes from seeing the finished product is truly unmatched." The Ultimate Guide to Collecting Vintage Michael Savage

Beyond its performance and design, the Mustang holds a special place in popular culture, appearing in numerous films, TV shows, and songs over the years. "The Mustang has become a cultural icon, synonymous with freedom, adventure, and the open road," Michael reflects. "It's a symbol of the American dream – the idea that anything is possible if you have the courage to chase it."

In New Canaan, Michael Savage stands as a testament to the enduring legacy of the Ford Mustang. Through his unwavering passion for automotive excellence and his commitment to preserving classic cars, he continues to inspire a new generation of enthusiasts to appreciate the timeless beauty and exhilarating performance of this iconic muscle car. And as long as there are dreamers and drivers with a love for the extraordinary, the Mustang will forever remain a symbol of automotive greatness.

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With the actual "Frasier" reboot now come and gone, I feel compelled to re-post this "Totally Real Episode Guide" I wrote for Salon almost three years ago (March, 2021)....

[NOTE: This document is not to leave the Paramount+ virtual lot!!!!!!!]

Episode 12.1 ("Howdy Podner!"): Dr. Frasier Crane is back in Seattle after living for 14 years at a WH Smith in O'Hare Airport while trying to book a return flight from Chicago with a declined NBC corporate card. He is now in the third year of his daily living-room based podcast, "Freud Not." After ten minutes lambasting his listeners for never phoning in for advice, only a returned call from the Apple Store reveals to Frasier that, technically, he cannot have a podcast if he does not have a webops platform. Or if his laptop has an operating system less recent than Windows XP. His 2005 lifetime FCC ban from radio following an on-air incident with Robin Quivers (guest star Issa Rae) is briefly mentioned but not discussed.

Episode 12.2 ("You Might Feel a Little Prick"): Now up and running on Patreon, Frasier suddenly cuts off a podcast episode with a survivor of Stockholm Syndrome (Hope Hicks) when he gets an alert on his phone that there's an open slot available for the latest, most exclusive Covid vaccine, the Moderna Lisa. When the urgent care nurse (Billy Eichner) asks for an emergency family member contact, Frasier hastily scribbles "Lillith S." and a profile link from JDate.

Episode 12.3 ("Driver's Oedipus"): His thirty-second birthday approaching, Frasier's now grown, multi-issued son Frederick (Sean Hayes in a receding blond wig even though he is only heard on the phone) lets his dad know that he is motoring into town for an Oath Keepers 3K Fun Run and makes the old man promise to hook him up with courtside seats for a Sonics game, even though it's August and the NBA team left Seattle 13 years ago. Wounded, and still bitter over losing his medical license after a psychiatric journal published his meant-to-be satirical essay, "Transference in Inflatable Patients," Frasier feels compelled to tell Frederick, "Remember, you're an only child. Just like me…."

Episode 12.4 ("La-Z-Goy"): After finally selling his late father's pea-green recliner on eBay for $112.47 (local pick-up only), Frasier has second thoughts while waiting for the buyer (Riz Ahmed) to show up. He fondly reminisces about a trip to Howard Johnson's when his dad was an active duty cop and momentarily confused the Heimlich maneuver with a sleeper hold on a distressed diner (flashback with Artie Lange playing both parts). When the buyer (Daveed Diggs, after a scheduling conflict with Ahmed) finally arrives, he notices the side lever of the chair is inoperable. Frasier repays him the $112.47, plus $60 to cart the recliner away, plus two bottles of Febreze.  

Episode 12.5 ("All in the Fluidity"): Frasier's podcast is about to get its first revenue producing sponsor, the gender-neutral footwear company Matriarch. But Frasier blows the deal when he keeps insisting to the Matriarch marketing team (Alex Borstein, Dan Levy) that his pronoun should be who/whom. The sudden loss of a reliable income stream forces him to cancel his search for a new housekeeper, now down to six finalists (Busy Phillips, Amber Ruffin, Claire Foy, Justina Machado, Moses Ingram, William Zabka) who were to compete in a Wagner lip synch battle for the job.

Episode 12.6 ("Have a Tryst Kit"): His 90-day Tinder suspension suddenly lifted after only four days when the complainant (Amy Sedaris) blames the misunderstanding on a salt deficiency, Frasier renews his Quixotic search for companionship. Unfortunately, minutes into his triumphant return, he dislocates two fingers after swiping right too overzealously. When the urgent care nurse (Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan) asks for an emergency family contact, he writes down the number of the guy who carted off his dad's recliner. In the closing cliffhanger scene, Frasier is seen ringing an apartment buzzer with his free hand, a clutch of pansies and a bag of IV saline under his arm.

Episode 12.7 ("Star Bucks"): Frasier celebrates the ten-year anniversary of the closing of Café Nervosa by showing up with a thermos of Kona, a seat stick umbrella and a copy of "Alfred Adler: Sicko-phant" in front of the SmileDirect that now occupies the space. While the manager (Ken Jeong) calls the police, a well-dressed couple in their mid-forties (Vincent Kartheiser and Luke Kirby) approach. They recognize Frasier instantly and ask him to help get their daughter (a Fanning TBA) into Harvard. When the flattered celeb shrink asks what he can do, they hand him a bag with $250,000 in cash and make him open a Venmo account at gunpoint. Upon seeing the glint of the gun barrel, the assistant manager (Miles Brown) calls the police back and tells them not to bother.

Episode 12.8 ("Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time…"): Shot documentary style, Paramount+ execs and showrunners stop by Kelsey Grammer's trailer with a magnum of non-alcoholic champagne and news that they've been able to sign original cast member Dan Butler (Dan Butler) to reprise his role as Frasier's unapologetic, misogynistic co-worker Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe. The last 20 minutes is a montage of a Tesla pulling away and a mostly union crew breaking the set down to a looped medley of "There Used to be a Ballpark"/"Crazy"/"It's Raining Men" (BMI license fees pending).