#driver games

[m-rod-unofficial]

Calita Martínez || DRIV3R (2004)

[be-queer-do-arson]

We NEED to talk more about Neil's escape from Columbia because I don't think anyone's fully appreciating just how unhinged it really was. Neil really hiked six miles along the freeway in the South Carolina summer heat, face bruised from being knocked out cold dressed like a homeless person carrying a big ass duffle bag and started strolling up to truck drivers like, "Hello there! I'm just a regular sociology student interviewing long haul truck drivers to learn about their culture! Would you allow me to interview you while you drive to your next stop?" And then he did in fact interview a truck driver AND take full notes like he was really doing a presentation on it. That is FERAL

[acquired-stardust]

Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring Playstation 1998

[nowwheresmynut]

If Miles Edgeworth had absolutely no choice but to work as an Uber driver he would get a 5.0 rating and hate every second of it.

[imlittlebitdie]

So, let me get this straight.

Lando gets lucky on a safety car (not an insult it just happens) and wins over Max. Max responds by saying. “if anyone has to win besides me I’m glad it’s Lando”.

Then in Barcelona, *Lando* runs Max wide and onto the grass immediately the start by cutting across the full track. (Edit: I somehow forgot that there was a WALL on the other side of the grass Lando pushed Max onto in Barcelona unlike Austria where Lando actually could have avoided if he chose to).

The only reason they didn’t collide there is because Max moved in response (but this surely couldn’t have happened cause max doesn’t race respectfully!!!!) Then after the Barcelona GP Lando is pressed about it and he’s sarcastic and says “I feel like I left enough space but I didn’t have a tape measure”. And instead of getting mad, Max just laughs it off and says whatever it’s racing.

But suddenly, when it’s the other way around unless Max takes all responsibility their friendship is over?

Make it make sense how Max is the one seen as the immature one here.

[polarprude]

ollie bearman the most reserve driver to ever reserve driver

[kaiserouo]

Well someone has to give it its driver updates, Gabriel

[feli-artblog]

Nascar drivers!Andreil

[moonsnqil]

au where andrew is a ups driver (he likes driving and he's alone all day, it's a good fit imo) and he keeps having to deliver these giant fucking boxes to this one house on his route until finally he sees the guy and oh no he's hot but andrew is in the middle of carrying a box that's taller than he is and he's Over It so he gracelessy drops the box on neil's doorstep. neil (just returned from a run, sweaty, slightly out of breath) asks what andrew's grudge is with his order. andrew glares and tries to ignore neil's stupid blue eyes, he asks wtf could neil possibly be ordering on a monthly basis that requires a 5 foot something package. neil, 100% serious, says he's collecting famous exy rackets (he's got a lot of blood money and has a hobby yknow). its the dumbest thing andrew has ever heard and he says as much. idk something something, neil says a smartass remark, they keep this up with every delivery until allison (who was at neil's place just to spy on the delivery guy) tells them to stop flirting and get a room. they don't but they do go out (it's not a date bc andrew doesn't do "dates" (it's a date))

[rhaenyra]

call of duty: black ops cold war photo mode (1/?)

[tapeworrmart]

Have art block and been playing gta iv so. Niko.

[ace-ephalopod]

Guys I just had a very funny thought. Andrew minyard had to sit a drivers test. Like he had to sit in a car with the examiner and do all the right things and not stab anyone and respect road etiquette etc and that makes me giggle so much. Just generally Andrew vs bureaucracy for things he actually cares about and him having no choice but to play game ball in order to get what he wants and just being so inconvenienced by it

[sainzofthetimez]

Red Bull scratching their heads and deciding to give Max Verstappen, soon to be 4xWDC, a bed time

[femmehysteria]

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls

[or-did-i-dont-didnt-send-it]

Fun fact: McLaren have scored 1102 points from 2021 to the first half of 2024.

Fun fact: 152 of those are Danny Ric. 264 of those are Oscar Piastri. 686 of those are Lando Norris, that’s well over half.

Fun fact: Lando had a 130 point advantage across ‘21-‘22 and has a 140 point advantage across ‘23-‘24 thus far.

Thank you and goodnight.

[chaoticas-hell]

Neil: I think it really says something about my character that even when I'm bleeding out I'll still get annoyed by stupid drivers

Nicky, crying: can't you please just say something normal?