#drink consultants

[seltzher-bottel]

He’s so funny to me

[another-delta-lover]

you should hydrate NOW

SIR YES SIR!!

[josecariohca]

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[batz]

rlly didnt know ur mouth could get kidney stones but then i got to finally experience it yayyyy yayyy. yayyyy

[imagionary]

Car ride doodles; it was bumpy

[knitbelove-draws]

"Hey, I'm Dr. Teach."

I'm learning to use FireAlpaca and I'm still completely obsessed with @emi--rose's doctor AU as well as my own, which expressed itself as this sketch of Ed doing an ER consult using my new favorite sketchbook pencil brush.

It would be nice if my hand would stop cramping though. Maybe he can prescribe me some iron and fix this anemia thing or whatever.

[cosmermaid]

I still can't believe that Gamefreak named their Pokemon-England region the Irish word for disease.

[yyoon5]

falling in love with byul.org...

Seoul is a city full of irony, differentials, despair, appetite/craving, comparisons/competitions, anger, sadness, little joy, alcohol-all-night rituals, self-conceited inferiority complex.

- Cho Taesang, founder of Byul.org, via LVL3.

Also Young Sang Cho (a member in the software department) developed Popplet and I used the application in my school when it was released. So fucking cool to know that one of the guys developed it for the iPads we were using.

[onbearfeet]

Heeeeere you go. Jack's awake, so there's coffee and Spanish and the sentence "Didn’t your mother teach you it’s rude to Google people without their permission?"

Special thanks to @greatatuintheworldturtle for their help on swearing in Mexican Spanish.

Also, fun fact: my mother once heard me calling someone a "pendejo," and she absolutely would have washed my mouth out with soap if she hadn't been driving at the time. She DID demand to know where I'd learned the word, and the answer (big brother refereed soccer games for extra money and taught me the fun vocabulary for shits and giggles) did not please her.

[crippledanarchy]

Ptsd is so fucking annoying.

Why can't I just move on. this is not helping.

[gilliebee]

bergy wearing The Necklace as early as 2011???? I'm going to explode

[an-unraveling-unknown]

Friend!! :DDD

[medicus-felini]

[ Reck ]

❝ Ah, the full moon's finally here? Took long enough. It's a shame we only get it once a month. ❞

@beithirs (Reck) ☾☽

❝ Almost sure Kid would throw me overboard if that happened more than once a month. ❞

She sits at her desk, a glass of herbal liquor gets lifted to her lips sporadically. If the scenery wasn't her office, it could be mistaken for the mink sitting at a bar counter, sighing like a drunkard who lost his wife and kids to someone younger and more attractive, now facing a harsh divorce and most likely never being able to see his children grow up.

[beta-adjacent]

Brewing my tea for longer than the allotted time so I can absorb more of the healthy shit: >:D

It tastes like ass: >:(

[leguin]

have managed to get a cold on top of the lingering covid symptoms...pain and death and misery. on the upside after 4 months i am now being recognized by people as being good at my job, which is fun

[pacific-coast-hockey]

i listened to tristen robins' showbound episode while doing tasks today, losing my absolute mind that little man was fully prepared to go to an ivy on academic scholarship and study engineering...but he was too short to be scouted 💔 in the frat au he is the one guy in the frat who is not studying finance, business, or international relations. everyone else is headed to dc, new york, or chicago etc but tristen is headed to the west coast (bay area) for some good old-fashioned software engineering at a tech company. starts at google. gets bored at google. goes to twitter. gets bored at twitter (quits as soon as musk takes over.) goes to ea games. still bored but if he quits his third job in three years his resume is going to be a mess. goes to a university happy hour meet up thing in sf and meets aaron dell, who was not part of the frat and graduated several years before tristen started.

aaron dell is a civil engineer slowly losing the will to live as he works on the bart extension project. he got a green card for this project and he wants to die. he talks at great length to tristen about train tracks. he is so boring yet so enchanting, to tristen (and tristen only.) "i have to fuck that old man," tristen thinks. he is intellectually and sexually stimulated for the first time since he graduated university. decides in that moment to devote his life to psychosexually terrorizing aaron dell into bed and/or marriage. boring software jobs will be worth it if he has this old man to come home to. aaron dell is still talking about train tracks and doesn't notice how bright tristen's eyes are getting