#dreamz herd

[heartsoulrocknroll]

Back on Survivor. Just binged Panama, Cook Islands, and Fiji.

Panama was fun. Shane swearing on his son's life 25 times and threatening to kill people was wild. I was on Terry's side for a while, until he told Aras that his relationship with his mother wasn't as important as Terry's own relationship with his wife. Insane thing to say. I think Cirie played the best game, making some important moves like orchestrating the eliminations of Courtney and Shane. Aras got lucky with outcome of the fire-building tiebreaker between Cirie and Danielle. I don't think there's any way he would have beat Cirie in the final two.

I loved Cook Islands from start to finish. Loved watching the Aitu Four overcome a seemingly impossible numbers advantage, winning challenge after challenge. Yul played a fantastic, strategic game and so deserved that win. Probably the best game anyone had played up to that point in Survivor history. Love the way he used the hidden immunity idol to overcome the numbers advantage following the merge. The way he used Penner's vote to get the majority on his side, then voted Penner out to appease Adam. Good stuff. Ozzy was impressive with his fishing, climbing, and challenge domination, but for some reason, I just don't care about him that much. Also, why am I obsessed with Jonathan Penner? Please help me. There is something about his obvious intelligence, understanding of the game, eloquence, and ability to communicate with people vs. his disastrous strategic choices, flipping back and forth. Something about the way he was almost in tears when Cao-Boi knocked down the nest with the newborn baby bird. The way he stood his ground and kept a cool head when Candace, Parvati, and Adam were attacking him on a personal level over his gameplay. Also, his smartass comments to Jeff. "Oh please, Jeff." Lmaoooo. Someone tell me to shut up before I go insane. Speaking of Penner, Candice's (and Parvati's and Adam's, but mostly Candice's) reaction to him flipping on their tribe was truly psychotic. I mean, hello, welcome to the game.

Fiji was incredibly boring in the beginning, but it picked up a lot after the merge. Earl was playing hard from the start, controlling most of the game. He is another very deserving winner. The blindside of Edgardo, while Mookie and Alex were worried about passing the idol back and forth between each other, was a beautiful thing. Alex playing the idol and not getting a single vote cast against him. Beautiful. Good on Stacy for pushing that, even though I hate her guts. They can thank Dreamz for the intel on that one though. I still can't figure out if Dreamz had a carefully thought out strategy, or if he was just changing his mind from minute to minute. Regardless, the results were the same, and he played a fairly impressive game that got him to the final. I don't care that he promised Yau-Man immunity in exchange for the car. In fact, I was hoping he wouldn't follow through with the deal. Lol. I was very impressed by Yau-Man's survival game and his ability to win challenges as well.

[mikeholloway]

SURVIVOR: FIJI (February 8, 2007 - May 13, 2007) — I know my tribemates don’t know what it’s like to suffer. When I first got here, I was like, “Man, what are these people doing here?” I don’t think they know what it’s like to struggle. I think this is the most struggle some people had that’s here, which is not even really a struggle to me. This is easier than being homeless on the street. I have a weight of responsibility to last in this game because I do wanna help my family. I’m in a amazing spot in my life right now. I’m gonna help my family when I get back. (Dreamz Herd, S14E02)

[fentw]

SURVIVOR CAMBODJA - BRANTSTEELE EDITION

Link: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/31/r.php?c=MeSLKzbz

--------------------------------SPOILERS----------------------------------

Kim Spradlin Winner Finalist 5 Votes To Win

Natalie Anderson 2nd Place Finalist 4 Votes To Win

Rob Mariano 3rd Place Finalist 1 Vote To Win

Dreamz Herd 4th Place Juror 2-2 Vote 1-1 Revote Tiebreaker

Parvati Shallow 5th Place Juror 3-1-1* Vote

Sierra Dawn Thomas 6th Place Juror 3-3 Vote 2-2 Revote Rocks Drawn

Lex van den Berghe 7th Place Juror 4-2-1 Vote

Christina Cha 8th Place Juror 3-3-2 Vote 4-2 Revote

Reynold Toepfer 9th Place Juror 4-3-2 Vote

Rodney Lavoie 10th Place Juror 4-4-2 Vote 5-3 Revote

Jeremiah Wood 11th Place Juror 4-4*-3 Vote

Erik Reichenbach 12th Place Juror Medevaced

Shannon Elkins 13th Place Juror 6-5-2 Vote

Tony Vlachos 14th Place Pre-Juror 5-2 Vote

Carolyn Rivera 15th Place Pre-Juror 4-2 Vote

Erik Huffman 16th Place Pre-Juror 3-2 Vote

Jerri Manthey 17th Place Pre-Juror 5-1 Vote

Tasha Fox 18th Place Pre-Juror 5*-1 Vote

Amanda Kimmel 19th Place Pre-Juror 5-4 Vote

Trish Hegarty 20th Place Pre-Juror 4-3-3 Vote

[brookston]

Holidays 4.21

Holidays

Advisor Appreciation Day

A&M Day

Aggie Muster (Texas A&M)

AML World Awareness Day

Basava Jayanti (India)

Big Word Day

Birthday of Rome

Bulldogs are Beautiful Day

Civil Service Day (India)

Commemoration Day (Transdniestria)

Day of Secretaries (Belgium, Netherlands)

Day of the Educator (Mexico)

Feast of the Ramson (Wild Leek Festival; Richmond, West Virginia)

Garia Puja (Tripura, India)

Global Traction Day

Grounation Day

Heroic Defense of Veracruz (Mexico)

International Hemp Day

John Muir Day

Kang Pan-sok Day (North Korea)

Kartini Day (Indonesia)

Keep Off the Grass Day

Kindergarten Day (Germany)

Kwane-cha Day (Japan)

Local Self Government Day (Russia)

National Alex Day

National Cornstarch Day

National Day of Saadi (Iran)

National Dimple Day

National ICU Rehabilitation Day (UK)

National Javier Day

National Pet CBD Day

National Public Relations Day (India)

National Rendering Day

National Surprise Drug Test Day

National Tree Planting Day (Kenya)

National Vulva Awareness Day

National Yellow Bat Day

Queen’s Birthday (Falkland Islands)

Radunitsa (Ancestors Veneration Day; Belarus)

San Jacinto Day (Texas)

Sati Sadhani Divas (Assam, India)

Thank You for Libraries Day

Tiradentes’ Day (Brazil)

Tuna Rights Day

Vietnam Book Day (Gio to Hung Vuong Day; Vietnam)

World Creativity and Innovation Day

World Curlew Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

British National Tea Day

Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day

National Chickpea Day

National Tea Day (UK)

3rd Friday in April

Friendship Friday [3rd Friday]

Make a Quilt Day [3rd Friday]

National Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet Day [3rd Friday]

Schmeckfest begins (South Dakota) [3rd & 4th Fridays]

Independence Days

Baránok (Declared; 2018) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Abdecalas (Christian; Saint)

Anastasius the Younger of Antioch (Christian; Saint)

Anastasius Sinaita (Christian; Saint)

Anselm of Canterbury (Christian; Saint)

Beuno (a.k.a. Benno or Bueno Gasulysch; Christian; Saint)

Boring People Baiting Day (Pastafarian)

Conrad of Parzham (Christian; Saint)

Day of Pales (Pagan)

Eggnog Avoidance Day (Pastafarian)

Eid al-Fitr (End of Ramadan; Islam)

Eingan or Enean, King of Scots (Christian; Saint)

Feast of Wadjet (Ancient Egypt)

Festival of Sacred Groves

Francesco de Mura (Artology)

Grounation Day (Rastafarian)

Holy Infant of Good Health (Christian)

Jean Hélion (Artology)

Lodovico Carracci (Artology)

Mairubius of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Maurice (Muppetism)

Parlia (Festival for the Pales for Smaller Animals; God of the Herds; Ancient Rome) [also 7.7]

Plutarch (Positivist; Saint)

Ram Navami (Parts of India; Hindu)

Ridván, 1st Full Day (until May 2; Bahá'í)

Shemon Bar Sabbae (Christian; Saint)

Space Angel Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Wolbodo (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Umu Limnu (Evil Day; Babylonian Calendar; 19 of 60)

Uncyclopedia Bad to Be Born Today (because it’s Black April.)

Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [23 of 60]

Premieres

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

American Dreamz (Film; 2006)

The Basketball Diaries (Film; 1995)

Contrary Condor (Disney Cartoon; 1944)

Crows’ Feat (WB MM Cartoon; 1962)

Duck Hunt (Video Game; 1984)

Father Ted (UK TV Series; 1995)

Fiddling Around (Disney Cartoon; 1930)

Field of Dreams (Film; 1989)

Harry of Monmouth, by A.M. Maughan (Novel; 1956)

Keanu (Film; 2016)

The Lonesome Gods, by Louis L’Amour (Novel; 1983)

Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention, by Manning Marble (Historical Biography; 2011)

Misty, recorded by Johnny Mathis (Song; 1959)

Waking Up in Vegas, by Katy Perry (Song; 2009)

Walker, Texas Ranger (TV Series; 1993)

While You Were Sleeping (Film; 1995)

Wish, by The Cure (Album; 1992)

Today’s Name Days

Anselm, Konrad (Austria)

Anzelmo, Konrad (Croatia)

Alexandra (Czech Republic)

Florentius (Denmark)

Aimar, Aimer, Aimo, Aimur (Estonia)

Anselmi, Anssi (Finland)

Anselme (France)

Alexandra, Anselm (Germany)

Alexandra, Faistos, Ianos, January, Pege, Pigi, Zoe, Zoi (Greece)

Konrád (Hungary)

Anselmo, Corrado, Silvio (Italy)

Anastasija, Marģers, Margonis, Nilola (Latvia)

Amalija, Anzelmas, Milgedas, Skalvė (Lithuania)

Jannike, Jeanette (Norway)

Addar, Anzelm, Bartosz, Drogomił, Feliks, Irydion, Konrad, Konrada, Selma (Poland)

Ianuarie (Romania)

Ervín (Slovakia)

Anselmo (Spain)

Anneli, Annika (Sweden)

Phillipa (Ukraine)

Ansel, Ansell, Anselma, Selma, Zelma (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 111 of 2024; 254 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 16 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 6 of 28]

Chinese: Month 3 (Bing-Chen), Day 2 (Ji-You)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 30 Nisan 5783

Islamic: 30 Ramadan 1444

J Cal: 20 Aqua; Sixday [20 of 30]

Julian: 8 April 2023

Moon: 3%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 27 Archimedes (4th Month) [Plutarch]

Runic Half Month: Man (Human Being) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 33 of 90)

Zodiac: Taurus (Day 2 of 30)

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 4.21

Holidays

Advisor Appreciation Day

A&M Day

Aggie Muster (Texas A&M)

AML World Awareness Day

Basava Jayanti (India)

Big Word Day

Birthday of Rome

Bulldogs are Beautiful Day

Civil Service Day (India)

Commemoration Day (Transdniestria)

Day of Secretaries (Belgium, Netherlands)

Day of the Educator (Mexico)

Feast of the Ramson (Wild Leek Festival; Richmond, West Virginia)

Garia Puja (Tripura, India)

Global Traction Day

Grounation Day

Heroic Defense of Veracruz (Mexico)

International Hemp Day

John Muir Day

Kang Pan-sok Day (North Korea)

Kartini Day (Indonesia)

Keep Off the Grass Day

Kindergarten Day (Germany)

Kwane-cha Day (Japan)

Local Self Government Day (Russia)

National Alex Day

National Cornstarch Day

National Day of Saadi (Iran)

National Dimple Day

National ICU Rehabilitation Day (UK)

National Javier Day

National Pet CBD Day

National Public Relations Day (India)

National Rendering Day

National Surprise Drug Test Day

National Tree Planting Day (Kenya)

National Vulva Awareness Day

National Yellow Bat Day

Queen’s Birthday (Falkland Islands)

Radunitsa (Ancestors Veneration Day; Belarus)

San Jacinto Day (Texas)

Sati Sadhani Divas (Assam, India)

Thank You for Libraries Day

Tiradentes’ Day (Brazil)

Tuna Rights Day

Vietnam Book Day (Gio to Hung Vuong Day; Vietnam)

World Creativity and Innovation Day

World Curlew Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

British National Tea Day

Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day

National Chickpea Day

National Tea Day (UK)

3rd Friday in April

Friendship Friday [3rd Friday]

Make a Quilt Day [3rd Friday]

National Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet Day [3rd Friday]

Schmeckfest begins (South Dakota) [3rd & 4th Fridays]

Independence Days

Baránok (Declared; 2018) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Abdecalas (Christian; Saint)

Anastasius the Younger of Antioch (Christian; Saint)

Anastasius Sinaita (Christian; Saint)

Anselm of Canterbury (Christian; Saint)

Beuno (a.k.a. Benno or Bueno Gasulysch; Christian; Saint)

Boring People Baiting Day (Pastafarian)

Conrad of Parzham (Christian; Saint)

Day of Pales (Pagan)

Eggnog Avoidance Day (Pastafarian)

Eid al-Fitr (End of Ramadan; Islam)

Eingan or Enean, King of Scots (Christian; Saint)

Feast of Wadjet (Ancient Egypt)

Festival of Sacred Groves

Francesco de Mura (Artology)

Grounation Day (Rastafarian)

Holy Infant of Good Health (Christian)

Jean Hélion (Artology)

Lodovico Carracci (Artology)

Mairubius of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Maurice (Muppetism)

Parlia (Festival for the Pales for Smaller Animals; God of the Herds; Ancient Rome) [also 7.7]

Plutarch (Positivist; Saint)

Ram Navami (Parts of India; Hindu)

Ridván, 1st Full Day (until May 2; Bahá'í)

Shemon Bar Sabbae (Christian; Saint)

Space Angel Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Wolbodo (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Umu Limnu (Evil Day; Babylonian Calendar; 19 of 60)

Uncyclopedia Bad to Be Born Today (because it’s Black April.)

Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [23 of 60]

Premieres

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

American Dreamz (Film; 2006)

The Basketball Diaries (Film; 1995)

Contrary Condor (Disney Cartoon; 1944)

Crows’ Feat (WB MM Cartoon; 1962)

Duck Hunt (Video Game; 1984)

Father Ted (UK TV Series; 1995)

Fiddling Around (Disney Cartoon; 1930)

Field of Dreams (Film; 1989)

Harry of Monmouth, by A.M. Maughan (Novel; 1956)

Keanu (Film; 2016)

The Lonesome Gods, by Louis L’Amour (Novel; 1983)

Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention, by Manning Marble (Historical Biography; 2011)

Misty, recorded by Johnny Mathis (Song; 1959)

Waking Up in Vegas, by Katy Perry (Song; 2009)

Walker, Texas Ranger (TV Series; 1993)

While You Were Sleeping (Film; 1995)

Wish, by The Cure (Album; 1992)

Today’s Name Days

Anselm, Konrad (Austria)

Anzelmo, Konrad (Croatia)

Alexandra (Czech Republic)

Florentius (Denmark)

Aimar, Aimer, Aimo, Aimur (Estonia)

Anselmi, Anssi (Finland)

Anselme (France)

Alexandra, Anselm (Germany)

Alexandra, Faistos, Ianos, January, Pege, Pigi, Zoe, Zoi (Greece)

Konrád (Hungary)

Anselmo, Corrado, Silvio (Italy)

Anastasija, Marģers, Margonis, Nilola (Latvia)

Amalija, Anzelmas, Milgedas, Skalvė (Lithuania)

Jannike, Jeanette (Norway)

Addar, Anzelm, Bartosz, Drogomił, Feliks, Irydion, Konrad, Konrada, Selma (Poland)

Ianuarie (Romania)

Ervín (Slovakia)

Anselmo (Spain)

Anneli, Annika (Sweden)

Phillipa (Ukraine)

Ansel, Ansell, Anselma, Selma, Zelma (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 111 of 2024; 254 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 16 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 6 of 28]

Chinese: Month 3 (Bing-Chen), Day 2 (Ji-You)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 30 Nisan 5783

Islamic: 30 Ramadan 1444

J Cal: 20 Aqua; Sixday [20 of 30]

Julian: 8 April 2023

Moon: 3%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 27 Archimedes (4th Month) [Plutarch]

Runic Half Month: Man (Human Being) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 33 of 90)

Zodiac: Taurus (Day 2 of 30)

[survivorjunk]

What if they did a Villains vs Villains season??

[–]noah2461Cirie 7 points 1 day ago

Men

Rodney Lavoie (30)

Tony Vlachos (28/34)

Pete Yurkowski (25)

Marty Piombo (21)

Ken Hoang (17)

Jonny Fairplay (7/16)

Dreamz Herd (14)

Shane Powers (12)

Rob Cesternino (6/8)

Richard Hatch (1/8)

Women

Kass McQuillen (28/31)

Abi Maria Gomes (25/31)

Carolyn Rivera (30)

Sandra Diaz-Twine (7/20/34)

Corinne Kaplan (17/26)

Natalie Bolton (16)

Parvati Shallow (13/16/20)

Courtney Yates (15/20)

Katie Gallagher (10)

Twila Tanner (9)

This would be a shitshow.

[dailydianakko]

Undying Au-Fuck

help.

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (Da night before Diana and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Holbrooke chased Pool away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Diana had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. “WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to Lotte Gothic Night’fall 666 and Barbara. L’Ote Gothic Nightfall 666 was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Barbara was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Diana came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The girls joined in cause they were bi. “Those guys are so fucking hot.” Andrew was saying as suddenly a gothic old woman with a black beard and everything came. She was the same one who had chassed away Paul yesterday. She had normal tan skin but she was wearing white foundation and she had died her hare black. “……………….HOOLBROOKE?1!” we all gasped. “WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought she was just wearing that to scare Paul!” “Hello everyone.” she said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?” Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1. “BTW you can call me Miranda.” SHE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes. “What a fucking poser!” Duana shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see her crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet she’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Su’cY shouted. I was so fucking angry. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX All day we sat angerly finking about Helbrooke. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Diana was being all secretive. I asked what it was and she got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve lesbian gurlz r so hot). “No one fucking understands me!1” she shouted angrily as her green and blonde hare went in her big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. Shee was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) “Accuse me? What about me!” I growled. “Buy-but-but-” she grunted. “You fucking bastard!” I moaned. “No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” she shouted. But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Diana banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (VALK that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Suddenly Avery came. she had appearated. “You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da red team’s room?” Only it wasn’t just Avery. Someone else was with her too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Andrew or maybe Diana but it was HObrooke. “Hey I need to ask you a question.” she said, pulling out her black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?” “U no who MCR r!” I gasped. “No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” She said. “Anyway Diana has a surprise for u.” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since POOL had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Diana so we could do it again. “Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Picies! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Holbrooke had told us all 2 be careful around het and Nelson since she was a pedo. “No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.”s he growld angrily. “Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally. “Fuker.” She said, gong away. Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Pieces and Nelson were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Finnelan was watching!1 “Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Finnelan ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing the sheep of wuter) but both of them were fuking preps. “WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat) “Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Pisces shouted angrily. “Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed. “You dimwit!.” Nelson began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. “Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?” “It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my girlfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to holbeook. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Paul, looking extremely fucking hot. “WTF where’d Diana?” I asked him. “Oh she’s bein a fucking bastard. She told me she wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking her hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?” Then….. she showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. She said her rummate constanze had given it 2 her. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘AAKEW’ on it. ……….I gasped. We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band. I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Diana, cryin in a corner. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Later we all went in the skull. Diana was crying in da common room. “Duana are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice. “No I’m not u fuking bitch!”s he shouted angrily. She stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid she would commit suicide. “Its ok Akki.” said Vampire comfortly. “Ill make her feel better.” “U mean you’ll go fuck her wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Diana. Vampire came too. “Diana please come!” she began to cry. Tears of blood came down her pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive lesbun gurlz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out her blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Meenotar there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. “WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw a rat come. It went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. “IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Menotaur. “No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Vampire said under her breast in a disgusted way. “EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard the rat meow. “RAT is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. The Rat nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! She did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Mentouar was taking of da cloak!1 “WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Duana crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting her rists outside of da school. “Diana!” I cried. “R u okay?” “I guess though.” Diana weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Diana and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fafnir and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody Lotta Nighdfall 666, Vampire, Diabolo, Diana, Dracula and Barbara! I opened my crimson eyes. Barbara was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Diana was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. She looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Lotte Nightf’all 666 was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Avery) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Hannah and Wangari. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Hannahs and Wangaru’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. “OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?” “Akki something is really fucked up.” Duana said. “OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily. “It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Diana said in a sexy voice. “Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.” “I will I will.” she said. So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Lucbh room and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Chole from Purple Teeam was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Holbreooke. FAFNIE was there shouting at Hobroooke. Finnelam was there too. “THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!” “PAUL IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Fafrnir. “YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Finnelan. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR PAUL WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!” “Very well.” Holbrooke said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Paul and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Akko Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.” Diana, Hannah, Barbara, Darkness, S’ucky, Vampire and B’loody Lotte Nightfall 666 looked at each other………I gasped.

[myimmortaltotaldrama]

Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken fake fan n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 thx 2 rachel 4m da help!11 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX All day we sat angerly finking about chris. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Anyway, Duncan was being all secretive. I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). “No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) “Accuse me? What about me!” I growled. “Buy-but-but-” he grunted. “You fucking bastard!” I moaned. “No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted. But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Duncan banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (rachel that is soo our video!). Suddenly Owen came. He had appearated. “You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?” Only it wasn’t just Owen. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Alejandro or maybe Duncan but it was Chris. “Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?” “U no who MCR r!” I gasped. “No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Duncan has a surprise for u.”

[dateanenbywhosweird]

date an enhy hu askz plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX All day they sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. They were so fucking pissed off. Well, they had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so they could all go. Anyway, they went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive. They asked what it was and he got all mad them and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). “No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) they were wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. Their hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) “Accuse me? What about me!” they growled. “Buy-but-but-” he grunted. “You fucking bastard!” they moaned. “No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted. But it was to late. They knew what they herd. They ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. They whipped and whepped as their blody eyeliner streammed down their cheeks and made cool tears down their feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). THEY TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated. “You gave me a fucking shock!” they shouted angrily dropping their pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?” Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore. “Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?” “U no who MCR r!” they gasped. “No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”

[ohnohetaliasues]

My Immortal {Chapters 18+19}

(Kat) 

Okay, since I’ve been gone for so long, and since chapter 18 is super short, I’m going to do a two in one. Let’s resume this episode of “Mod Kat Tortures Herself.”

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

What happened to Hogwarts uniforms?

(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). 

Please no more.

Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away.

Congratulations, both of those were almost spelled correctly. So close, but so far.

 We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. 

‘Broom stuff.’

There was lace all over it.

That doesn’t sound very aerodynamic. 

 Draco had a black MCR boom.

How would you get a broomstick with a muggle band on it?

 We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

End my suffering.

Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. 

*Great hall.

If it were the Grate Hall, it would just be a hall full of these:

There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

I already said this once, I will say it again.

This is getting ludicrous. 

“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

Poor hare.

“……………….DUMBLEDORE?1!” we all gasped. “WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!”

Why would Voldemort be afraid of a goth person? 

It is canon that the one person he fears is Dumbledore though.

“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”

Why would Dumbledore ever paint the Great Hall?

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. 

Hey, now. That’s my house. 

Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1. “BTW you can call me Albert.”

His name is Albus. Not Albert.

 HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

Random caps lock is very random.

“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation.

*Transfiguration. 

 We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way 

NO. NOT HAEMOLACRIA AGAIN.

(geddit, way lik Gerard)

No. Not like Gerard Way. Like the word. Because ‘way’ is a word.

 but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s having a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted. I was so fucking angry.

Okay, onto Chapter 19.

All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.

You can’t exactly cut classes at Hogwarts. The teachers will find you.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). 

The picture made an empty space that if I try to delete it deletes the picture, so I’m just writing this here to fill it up.

“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) “Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.

“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.

I am very confused.

“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.

How do you moan something like that?

Never mind, don’t answer that. Forget I said anything. “No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Literally my face right now.

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.

Uh. You can’t Apparate on Hogwarts grounds.

“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”

There aren’t boys and girls common rooms.

Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.

He can go anywhere he wants. He’s the headmaster. 

“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”

Purse???

“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.

Well, it isn’t like they aren’t well-known.

“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”

Why did he send the headmaster to deliver that news? And why the heck is Hagrid there? Find out in the next episode of Mod Kat Tortures herself!

~Kat

[myimmortaldiaries]

Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise

All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off.

Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty.

“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz.

“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.

“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.

“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.

“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd.

I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door.

 I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois.

I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.

“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot.

“Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”

Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.

“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”

“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.

“ No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said.

“Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”  

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

my em mortal chapter 19

All day we sat angerly finking about Fronkelin. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da Frinch Reyalty concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut training. Geoge was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his graey wige went in his big blue eyes like John Andre in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black Mari Antonetete t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut waistcoat with chains all over it all over it a blak leather leggins, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Joanne of Arck in Gong Under.

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. George banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Louis XVII in the video for Girls and Bois. I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Madsoson came. He had appearated.

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da boy's room?"

Only it wasn't just Medicine. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b George Kingston or maybe George but it was Fronklin.

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his frily black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"

"U no who frinch royelty r!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Geogre has a surprise for u."

[jamie-newton]

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