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THESE ARE SO FUCKING ACCURATE I love this

As requested by @whut-da-brunch , here is the Cabin crew and their LPS pet equivalents!! I’ll be working through the other ones that have been asked, probably post the rest tomorrow :)

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they just discovered the cure for boredom

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TWDG + Textposts (579/?)

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please oh please give him more kibble !!! He’s STARVING !!

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TWDG + Textposts (649/?)

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⋮ Clementine in "Better to Sleep"

I decided to draw a "what if this ending wasn't discarded" scenario (TWDG season 2 episode 5.) An Ending Where Clementine Dies Out In The Blizzard Of Hypothermia Carrying AJ.

Inspired by @zifticofthenorth on tiktok!

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'm bored™

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Got betrayed last night and fed a tiktok last of a girl whining about how awful it is that cis women in fanfiction fetishize M/M content so much.

Like ma'am? Fandom was built brick by brick in the 1970s by bored 40 year old housewives at the earliest nerd conventions trading HANDWRITTEN Spock/Kirk porn in notebooks. You are where you do not belong. Shoo. Shoo.

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"Oh boy! I haven't converted an XNALARA model to MMD in 5 months!" I saids with joy.

I was then shot 57 times

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What are your most hated characters in twdg and why? I noticed that you like characters that are often hated in the fandom and i know you hate David, but are there any other characters you don't like?

Thanks for the great question! (Hope you like long winded answers, hehe)

Yep, it's true I like/empathize with a lot of the most hated characters like Gabe, Kate, Sarah, etc! Hell, I don't even hate Arvo!

But if there's a character that I abso-fucking-lutely agree deserves ALL the hate they get?

IT'S THIS STUPID CUNT RIGHT HERE

Holy shit, is Bonnie one delusional, self-righteous, woefully stupid bitch 😭

She basically admits she's a wishful thinker, helping men who promise her things only to get nothing good in return. We know she regrets getting others hurt, and she repeatedly apologized to Clementine about what happened the Ski Lodge. So we know Bonnie feels like a massive piece of shit, right? But what does she do to remedy this?

ABSOLUTELYYYY NOTHING!

Bonnie just refuses to admit to herself maaaaybe Carver is an irredeemable monster. Y'know, the guy that broke a man's finger and (determinant) shot two guys right in front of her. After breaking into their home. To kidnap refugees. But because she benefits from Carver, she just can't believe he isn't justified in his actions. 😱

For whatever reason, Bonnie doesn't decide to use her position on Carver's good side to help anyone until Kenny gets his face smashed in. Because kidnapping a group of people scared shitless wasn't enough, and neither was pushing Reggie off the roof I guess??

THIS DOESN'T EVEN DIVE INTO WHAT HAPPENED WITH LUKE!! I don't even have to explain that one.

Bonnie is a CONSISTENT enabler of abuse. She is well aware that her actions have caused pain and death, but consistently projects the blame onto others. She's too big of a coward to use her position of privilege to help others, and prefers to wallow in her own self pity and say "sorry" as if that makes anything better.

And this is just an accusation but I swear to god, if some kid ever confessed to her that a man she trusted did a "bad touch," she'd be one of those motherfuckers to gaslight the kid into thinking it never happened 😭 SHE GENUINELY GIVES ME THAT VIBE. "Oh nauuuurrr that couldn't happen because that guy is niiiice nauuur"

basically FUCK YOU BONNIE!!!!!

Thx for coming to my ted talk! :3

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random depop fits that i think they'd wear

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my controversial s2 opinion is that i think carver should fuck the shit out of kenny bareback raw no lube no condoms no spit no prep no nothing just two men who hate each other fucking hard everywhere all the time going at it until they both keel over and die

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sometimes i hear people bitch about gabe (twdg) and feel like i'm listening to someone who has never had a 14 year old brother. they kinda just act like that man.

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stg, being an enjoyer of jane twdg is like being forced into an expert-level course on the way misogyny manifests in video game spaces.

god forbid a woman be complex or difficult or provably mischaracterized (see tags) at the end of her arc to service the culmination of a man’s storyline.

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FUCK DAVID GARCIA!!!!

I tried to like David SO BADLY but he's actually just irredeemable. I cant reasonably defend a man who abandons his wife and kids for the army, abandons a 13 year old girl for trying to save a baby, STEALS said baby from her even though he refused to give him medicine, and THEN abandons the baby! Because he COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM!

David is a man that swears up and down that family is the most important thing to him but consistently fails to show up for them. He relies on natural selection and survival-of-the-fittest army bullshit too much to realize that sort of mentality just doesn't apply when you're considering family.

This doesn't even dive into the constant anger issues and manipulation he uses on everyone 😭 I don't think it's a stretch to say David is emotionally and verbally abusive, ESPECIALLY to Javi. And for whatever fucking reason everyone in this fandom hates Kate and Gabe for the dumbest shit. All Kate did was be horny and sad and Gabe is literally just some kid. So NO. THE VILLAIN IS DAVID! PLEASE REDIRECT YOUR HATRED TO DAVIDDD!!!

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Another day another chance to defend my sweet baby boy with MY LIFE. This is a child and my Javi is 100% dedicated to making sure he gets a good life in my ending. ❤️