#dream smp alex rider au

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

DSMP Alex Rider AU... Drabble? Snippet? I have no idea what this is supposed to be. *shrugs* Eh, whatever :D

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When the doorbell rings at two in the morning, it's never good news.

Tommy Innit Watson would have been woken by the first chime, if he hadn't already been up playing Minecraft. His eyes widened in mild surprise but for a moment he stayed completely still in front of his computer, Minecraft cows milling about peacefully in their field. He heard a bedroom door open and a creak of wood as somebody went downstairs. The bell rang a second time and he looked at the tiny digital clock on the corner of his screen. 2:03 a.m. There was muffled swearing as someone slid the security chain off the front door.

"This better be fucking impor- oh. Shit. Uhh, hello officers. How can I help you?"

"...Excuse the question sir, but er, are you wearing...?"

"...Oh. Oops. Really sorry officers, let me just... go grab some pants real quick."

The front door slammed shut and there were hurried footsteps making a mad dash up the stairs. Tommy snickered. His babysitter slash housekeeper slash blood-brother-he-would-kill-and-die-for, Charlie, had apparently forgotten that he sleeps exclusively in his underwear.

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(Obligatory @greenbeany I don't know what this is or why I did it, I just copypasted the first paragraph or so of Stormbreaker and messed around with the words a lil bit lol.)

(P. S. Also the time was changed from 3:02 a.m. to 2:03 a.m. as a slight nod to my younger self, because for some reason, younger me misremembered it as 2 in the morning. I thought it was 2 a.m. for years, until I finally started on a reread after getting properly into the AR fandom.)

[greenbeany]

Bean.

BEAN.

I had a crazy idea.

Dream SMP Alex Rider AU. (mainly SBI cuz SBI my beloved)

Phil is John Rider(except maybe not dead??)

Technoblade is Yassen

MissTrixtin is Ian except she's Wilbur(Jack) and Tommy(Alex)'s mom(also maybe not dead)

Wilbur and Tommy are Jack(Starbright. Not Manifold of course) and Alex respectively, but they're siblings(biological or adoptive, idc)

Dream is a younger, greener Blunt

Maybe George is Mrs. Jones??? Or Captain Puffy if we want to go down the Jones-is-nice route. (I personally support the Jones-is-nice opinion, but ik some ppl don't, which is valid)

If Captain Puffy is Jones then George could be Crawley I guess

Either Awesamdude or Foolish Gamers is Smithers

Tubbo and Ranboo both serve as Tom

Niki Nihachu as Ben because Niki deserves to kick butt and be one of the only trustworthy ppl

Idk who any of the rest should be but Purpled and Punz should definitely be Scorpia operatives (or Purpled could be Julius??? If Julius even exists in this AU????)

...As you can see, I have been having brainrot.

I AM HAVING BRAINROT WITH YOU I AM HAVING BRAINROT WITH YOU YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG HELLO???

Casting Techno as Yassen is GENIUS and is a sure fire way to make me sob. Him doing everything in his power to protect Tommy from Dream and MI6 and it just Does Not Work.

I'm also thinking of all of the book nine angst with Wilbur as Jack oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

I do love Phil, I do, but having him and Mumza both be dead is a really good set up for Wilbur having to take care of Tommy because of absent parents and MMMMMMMMMM ANGST I WANNA FUCKING WRITE THIS NOW MMM

Hear me out on this one, Jack Manifold as Wolf.

Bullies Tommy and Tommy bullies him back

He has the right accent and haircut for it (I'm so sorry he just does)

STILL has older brother vibes somehow

On the same squad as Niki and their dynamic is immaculate

Ok SOMEONE has to write or draw this because I am going feral and I have no new Alex Rider or Dream SMP content rn to get me through

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

LILLY THE ALEX RIDER DSMP AU. IT'S OVERTAKEN MY BRAIN. THE NEW SERIES. TALK TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

Oh hi Bean!!! :D

LOL I have not watched s3 yet but I saw you brainrotting, I'm assuming it was great!👍

Okay okay okay so!!! Brief recap bc I need to refresh my memory:

Tommy as Alex, Techno as Yassen, Uhhhhh Phil as John and Kristin as Ian I think???

Dream as "a younger, greener Blunt" to quote myself, uhhh I think Mrs. Jones was Puffy?????

Jack Niki Sapnap Eret as K-Unit/K-Squad! Code names Thunder, Arson, Animal Abuse, and Tax Fraud!!!😃 (I believe Tommy was Drug Abuse lol)

Quackity as Ash, Hannah and Punz as [Point Blanc] with Purpled & Enderboo as two of the clones, Ranboo Aimsey and Eryn as the [PB] kids, with Ranboo(in the role of Kyra) later transferring to Tommy and Tubbo's school. Kyranboo pog!

Tubbo was Tom!! As he should be!!!

Uhhh okay I think that's about as far as we got???

AR!Wilbur was Jack(the Starbright variety not the Manifold variety) but I think we might want to change that particular bit...😅 I suggest Charlie or Schlatt!! If it's Schlatt then Tubbo could also be Tommy's pseudo-brother?? Yknow since Schlatt is usually Tubbo's dad in these things. Charlie would be funnier though, considering Ash and Jack canonically went on a few dates in AR.

"Oh yeah Quackity from Las Nevadas, we f*cked a few times!" "Charlie-" "He made real nice noises when-" "CHARLIE STOP-"

Awesamdad would be nice too, but I think Sam was Smithers??? Or maybe it was Foolish, idk.

Uuuuhhhh Point Blanc!! Still needs a name!!! It's just Hannah and Punz (+Purpled) so... uh.

....Academy Bedwars????

idk what to call them OTL, I'm saving Skephalo/Eggpire for Scorpia, I can't call PB the Eggpire...

Uuuuhhhh anyway!! Bedrock Bros bc we love Bedrock Bros in this house!!! Phil got discovered/fought his prodigy/got betrayed a little later than John did in AR canon, so Techno met baby Tommy a few times. Tommy's blue sweater coming from Techno was what we agreed on I think!

Anyway even though Techno felt betrayed by Phil being a spy, I think his feelings are a little different than Yassen. With Yassen it was pretty complicated, with him already being committed to Scorpia/the morally grey(like, really really dark grey) side, still being grateful to John for saving his life, etc. Meanwhile Techno would betray the Eggpire for one corn chip- if said corn chip was Phil. He was just angry Phil never told him.

"You're a spy????" "Techno I can explain-*" "AND YOU WEREN'T GONNA TAKE ME WITH YOU???!?!!! I thought we were a team, smh! S M f*cking H!!!"

(*: he cannot)

Anyway after Phil "dies"(I don't think he's actually dead, I feel like a major deviation from AR canon is bound to happen sometime and I think Phil returning would be an important plot point), Techno just. Stays with the Eggpire. He doesn't know how to contact MI6 anyway, and he doesn't really see the point when Phil isn't gonna be there. Also, staying with the Eggpire means he can keep an eye out for Phil's remaining family, so that's what he does till one day he sees Tommy(Techno had been keeping track of him so he knows what Tommy looks like, but the kid looks exactly like Phil anyway) in a... rich kid boarding school?? And he's going by Tommy Outit(/ref)??? Bruh???

Tommy, of course does NOT recognize Techno and he's like Why is that guy looking at me like he recognizes me. Meanwhile Techno is bluescreening bc Hey. Hey Kristin? Why is your son doing spy work? Kristin???

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Okay Imma pass the baton onto you now, feel free to add on lol.

-Lilly xx

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

@greenbeany I thought the thread was getting a lil long haha

Maybe Ranboo as a [Point Blanc] student?? Like. [Point Blanc] could be just a school for rich kids not rich troublemakers. Ranboo's parents, after learning what almost happened, sends him(them??) to a normal comprehensive school in Britain and it just happens to be Tommy's school.

Homeroom teacher(Sam? Ponk? Grian cameo?): Class, we have a new student today. Ranboo, would you introduce yourself?

Ranboo: Uhh h-hi. My name is Ranboo Beloved-

Tommy, snapping his head up and bolting up, knocking his chair over: RANBOOB?!?!?!?!

Ranboo, who will now be known as Ranboob by the entire school until Tommy declares he is the only one allowed to call Ranboo that and threatens the other kids: TOMMY?!?!?!?!

Allium duo: *spiderman meme*

Tubbo: *silently snaps a photo*

So basically Ranboo was one of the kids at [Point Blanc] and he and Tommy were friends there. Tubbo of course knows about Tommy's "job", and Ranboo learned when Tommy was saving the kids there, so yeah they all become friends through the mutual secret.

Also consider:

Purpled 🤝 Enderwalkboo

Having Purple Eyes

Idk who Dr. Grief/Greif or Ms. Stellenbosch would be, maybe Hannahxxrose as the headmaster who cloned herself AND Punz the school dean? Instead of messing w the chromosomes.

BoomerNA as the head security guard

Eryn Cyberonix as one of the other [PB] kids

Aimsey too

Anyway

Jack Manifold aka Wolf(maybe his code name is Thunder?? Yknow cuz of the old username. OMG Niki as Arson): Oh God, I can't deal with kids...

Niki(ik Ben wasn't at Point Blanc in the books but let's say Niki is bc I like Niki): Thunder, we are literally only 3 years older than them.

(I'm thinking benchtrio and the rest at 16 and Niki and Jack at 19, idk how long SAS training takes but I don't think they could be 18. Also Aimsey is benchtrio's age just because)