#dragonball z abridged

[kenconffetti]

Lil doodles💗💗💗 (x)

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Hmmm. I KNEW this dialogue in Sparking Zero's encyclopedia sounded familiar...

Yet again, it seems like english dub giving a wink to the Abridged series.

[miss-musings]

The Dad Batch as DBZA Piccolo quotes

Hunter, seeing Omega for the first time in 1.01 "Aftermath": I'm gonna steal that kid.

*****

Wrecker, confronting Fennec Shand as she tries to abduct Omega in 1.04 "Cornered": Bitch, you look like Mulan.

Fennec: And you look like a pro wrestler.

Wrecker: I get that. Now hand over the kid.

Fennec: Oh, you want this kid?

Wrecker: I want her.

Fennec: You want this kid?

Wrecker: I want her.

Fennec: You want this kid?

Wrecker: I want her.

Fennec: You want, you want?

Wrecker: I WANT THAT KID!!

Fennec: *throws Omega at Wrecker*

Omega: Hi, Wrecker!

Wrecker: Merry Life Day!

Wrecker: *gets the shit beat out of him by Fennec*

Omega: Wrecker!

*****

Omega, as she's falling to her death in 1.09 "Bounty Lost": WRECKER, HELP!

Wrecker: *appears with the Bad Batch and lifts her out of the flight pod to safety*

Omega, genuinely surprised: Holy cow, that worked!

*****

Hunter, telling the Bad Batch to leave him on Daro in 1.14 "War-Mantle": You guys get on out of here. I'll take on these troopers myself.

Omega: But Hunter!

Hunter: No buts! Echo, you take care of Omega.

Echo: So keep doing what I've been doing then?

Hunter: Yeah-huh.

Echo: Yeah, I figured.

Echo, to the others: Let's go.

Wrecker: Oh, thank the Force!

Omega, as they’re leaving: Hunter, beat them within an inch of their lives! And hang them up by their entrails!!

Hunter, thinking: Wow, she sounds like she's had a hard time. Echo should REALLY have a talk with her.

*****

Omega, as she falls to her possible death in 2.09 "The Crossing": Crapbaskets!

Tech: *jumps after her, grabs her and helps her get to safety*

Omega: Tech, you saved me again!

Tech, realizing they're now trapped in another part of the cave: "Saved" is sort of subjective here.

*****

Makko yelling at Benni and the other kids who are essentially his slaves in 2.10 "Retrieval": Well, I'm sorry but ... I don't listen to BASTARDS.

Benni and the other kids: *shocked*

Tech: Omega?

Omega: Yeah?

Tech: You're a good kid.

Omega, confused: Oh... thanks?

*****

Hemlock: *taunts the Bad Batch about Tech's death in 2.16 "Plan 99"*

Omega: Tech!!

Hunter, holding her back from fighting Hemlock herself: Omega, no!

Omega: I'll kill him! I'll f*cking kill him!

Hunter: You can't! Hemlock is too strong for you.

Omega: Tech would let me go.

Hunter: No, he wouldn't. And he's smarter than me.

Omega: Oh... that's actually a good point.

*****

Crosshair putting himself in harm's way to protect Omega in 3.04 "A Different Approach": WHY CAN'T YOU SAVE YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!?!?!

*****

Echo reuniting with Omega in 3.05 “The Return”: Omega! Are you OK? Do you need some juice? Did you get into that school you wanted?

Omega: Doesn't look like it.

Echo, screaming so loud all of Pabu can hear him: NOOOOOOOO!!!

*****

Crosshair, as he and his brothers go to Tantiss in 3.12-14: Alright, better go save Omega.

Hunter, referring to the clone prisoners: What about the others?

Crosshair: What about the others?

*****

Hemlock, as he guards the captured Batch Bad members in 3.15 “The Cavalry Has Arrived”: I'm going to drag each one of them down here and murder them until you finally give me what I want.

Omega, from a distance: No, please!

Hemlock, to Omega: Shhh. It's OK. I'll save your dad for last.

Hemlock, to the Bad Batch: HEAR THAT HUNTER?!!!!

Hunter: I mean, if you're just going to say it.

Wrecker: I don't get it.

*****

Omega: *hugs Crosshair for the first time in 3.15*

Different versions of Crosshair: *reacting in his mind*

TCW Crosshair: Did our heart just skip a beat?

Imperial Crosshair: That is precious.

S3 Crosshair: Shut. The. F*ck. Up.

*****

NOTE: I decided to throw an extra Tech one in there in honor of our bestest boy, and an extra Crosshair one because I'm a CrossDad fan. Plus, Piccolo and Crosshair are very similar, so I feel like Piccolo's quotes really work best for him.

If you'd like to watch the DragonBall Z Abridged / TFS clips for yourselves, I've linked them here.

[gorillageek27]

Kong: godzilla, you're not a bad guy anymore

Godzilla: since when!? When on this pathetic planet did i become a qoute unqoute "good guy"

Suko: you were at rodan's barbeque last week

Godzilla: yeah, and i brought potato salad.

Kong: he is truely lost to us

[hordikanate]

Giant muffin button

[brokentrafficknight]

Taiyang: So hey, like, just gonna throw this out there. You're really cute!

Jaune: Well, y'know, my mom always said I was a cute kid.

Taiyang: Ooh a momma's boy, huh? I'll be your mommy~ *wink*

Jaune: *Internally screaming*

[xkuraitenshiart]

Muffin Time!

Does anyone else play this funny card game? My brother asked me to design some Team Four Star themed cards for the deck. 🤣

[shana-reviews-tmblr]

I.M.P arrives at the North Pole for an assassination mission, they were only told their target was a "Big Red Man"

Little did they know that said target was none other than, Santa Clause. Though they wouldn't have to look very far to find out, as they were greeted by none other than jolly old Saint Nic himself. but he was not feeling very holly or jolly as he approached I.M.P and most certainly wasn't in the mood for any of their shit.

"oh GOOD, you're right on time!"

"Welcome to my workshop!"

"Wait Workshop?"

"Like..."Santas'...Workshop?""

"Yes..."

"MY Workshop"

(Long, Excited Gasp)

"SANTA!!!"

"Mox, he's the one we were sent to kill"

"huh?...but he can't be, he's Santa! does that make us naughty or nice?"

"I'm the one with the lists here *I* decide good and evil!"

"And I got you at the top of my naughty list!"

"Or did you think I forgot that time you brought disillusionment to thousands of children"

"When you exposed that Mall Santa during one of your escapades with the emissaries of Heaven, BlitzO!"

"HA! That was classic"

"and YOU Moxxie Knowlastname!"

"Did you think I wouldn't notice the blood on your hands from participating in your father's CRIMINAL activities!"

"...S-Sins of the father?"

"Wait--What about me? I've got blood on my hands and other places"

"Believe it or not, You're actually on the nice list!"

"You've helped support your family"

"Have been very accepting of your Trans-sister, Sallie May"

"a loving and protective partner to your bi-sexual husband"

"as well as a patient and supportive best friend"

"Merry Sinsmas, Mildred"

"Thank You, Santa!"

"BUT FOR THE REST OF YOU!!!"

"The only present I have is--"

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

"GOT'EM! MERRY SINSMAS FOR BLITZ!"

"Blitz, Noooo!!"

"Blitz, YEES!!"

End.

[raincross]

And Venomania went on to have over a dozen kids

Karchess: LEVIA-BEHEMO, MAN! PULL OUT!

[celestial-alignment]

Happy National Muffin Day

[kenconffetti]

Nothing like a Bottle Episode™😋😋😋

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Getting to Spect3r for the first time be like...

[commenter2]

If TeamFourStar ever gets a second wind and makes more Buu saga shorts, they NEED to do one where while Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Videl are in Heaven, they run into Android 16.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

[gorillageek27]

Kong: im leaving. Shimo you're in charge

Shimo: Okay, but if the buyer comes by, I'm taking 10%.

Kong: trifling ass dragon

[lightningblade1994-blog]

{Sonic the Hedgehog} "Dr. Eggman confronts Lancelot" For © KatarinaTheCat

Lancelot: Well, Doctor... You've finally pulled it off. You've managed to dash my hopes entirely... With some help, I see. Klick:(Nervously) QUACK! Tails: Klick-- Seriously, not helping! Klick: I CAN TRY. Lancelot:(Curiously) I'm very curious, though... Where exactly are you from? Klick: We're from ou-- Tails: Klick, no! Klick:(Relieved) Oh, right. Thanks for stopping me, Kiddo. 'cause I can't shu-- SA-55: THEY"RE FROM THEIR REALM. Klick:(Horrified) SA-55! Why?!? SA-55: BECAUSE I'M THAT EVIL. Lancelot: Oh, good! I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some Milk & Eggs along for the ride, and BLOW IT THE F*** UP! *Cools down a bit* Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed... I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID >:( Dr. Eggman: Oh, Lancey, Quit being such a woman. I've already lost my chance of conquering the world too, and you don't see me griping about it. Lancelot: Yes, Ivo. But you see, the difference between us is I'll live long enough to regret it...