#dragon shroud

[mytheoristavenue]

MHA Hiryu Rin x Reader - Just Like Jade

Summary: Rin's scales have begun to shed, but luckily you have found a use for them.

Warnings: pure fluff, short, rushed/not proofread, gn!reader

Rin groaned, dragging his nails down his forearm as he collected his things into his bag at the chime of the final bell. Occasionally, when the weather began to change, his scales had the tendency to shed, drying out his skin and making it terribly itchy. Unfortunately, now was one of those times, and even worse, he ran out of the lotion that normally fixed the issue.

"Hey, Rin!" You chirped, coming up behind him, giggling when he jumped, startled.

"Don't sneak up on me like that," He sighed, only annoyed at his quickened heart rate. "Did you need something?"

"Are you by chance shedding your scales?" You asked, leaning in curiously, embarrassing him. He looked away from you shamefully, throwing his bag over his shoulder.

"I am," He responded defensively. "Why?"

You smiled sweetly at him, unzipping your bag and digging through it, pulling out a bottle with a pump. "I noticed you've been itching lately and usually you carry a bottle of lotion with you, so I assumed you were out." Rin couldn't help but blush at your observation skills, never having thought you'd put so much stock into him. His cheeks warned all the more when you handed him the bottle and he realized it was the exact brand he perfered.

"I-I, uh-" He stuttered, his breath caught in his throat. "I-I don't know what to say, this is for me?"

"Of course! I don't use this kind, but I was already at the store so I figured I'd pick you up some!" You are holding it in his rough hands. "Also, there was something else that told me you were shedding." You admitted sheepishly.

He wasn't sure how he hadn't noticed your left hand closed behind your back. "Oh yeah?" He asked, his smile dropping nervously. Cautiously, you bring your hand in front of you, opening it to reveal a pile of shiny green scales in your palm.

"I-I've been collecting them when they fall," You confessed shyly, looking away. "And I'm just now realizing how creepy that is..."

"Could... I have them back, please?" He asked with a faint blush on his cheeks, admittedly a bit unnerved by the thought of you following him around and collecting what was essentially his dead skin. Before you could answer, he was already reaching into your palm, pinching one of the scales between his fingers.

"W-Wait!" You paled, watching his face contort with confusion as the rest of the pile lifted with the first scale, all connected with a black string and little gold beads in between. "I-I was gonna tell you..." You swore nervously as he studied the creation with an unreadable expression.

"What is this?" He asked skeptically, rolling his wrist to make the object spin.

"A-A bracelet?" You said timidly, shrinking away from him and taking your hand away, twiddling your thumbs. "I-I started collecting them when I noticed you were shedding and I intended to give them back because I know you keep them in your gauntlets to shoot them in battle," You explained, rambling into oblivion. "B-But they were just so pretty and smooth and I realized they kinda look like jade so that got me thinking- you know those videos where they make jade jewelry with a water jet?"

"I-" Rin tried to interject, a small smile tugging at his lips at your nervous ramblings.

"Well, that got me wondering if I could make jewelry out of your scales and so I decided I'd just keep a few just to experiment with and it worked and-" You finally stopped to take a breath, peering up at him like a kicked puppy. "I'm sorry, I know I should have asked your permission, oh, promise me you aren't mad!"

"I'm not mad," He finally said softly, smiling to himself as he continued to study the piece. "I'll admit, I was a bit unnerved to find you've been keeping my scales but, it's kind of sweet..."

Your cheeks began to glow as your eyes took on a hopeful glimmer. "You really think so?"

"Mhm," He nodded, laying the bracelet flat in his palm. "This must've took a great deal of effort."

Your cheeks burned at his praise and yopu dismissed it humbly. "It was nothing really..." You waved him off, despite knowing you'd spent many hours frustrated at the process. "W-Well, actually, it was kinda hard to drill the holes, your scales are super tough!"

"Thank you," Rin laughed, knowing it wasn't intended to be a compliment. "I eat a lot of keratin-rich foods to keep them tough and shiny..." He admitted sheepishly. "I try to take good care of them."

"I can tell," You beam, blushing a bit. "I made that for you, by the way, you can keep it..." You said, bringing the conversation back to topic.

"R-Really?" He asked, stiffening slightly in surprise, reptilian eyes shining as they darted between you and the gift in his hand. "But don't you want it? If you thought they were that pretty, you should keep it for yourself."

Smiling sweetly, you slowly roll up the sleeve of your blazer, revealing a nearly identical bracelet, albeit a bit less refined. "I kept the prototype..." You admit with a nervous laugh. "I hope that's okay, I thought we could match..."

"Y-You wanted to match... with me?" Rin swallowed a lump of nerves, the rose dusting his cheeks turning a deeper shade of pink. He'd never been the type to feel close to others and often felt left out with traditions such as wearing friendship bracelets, so the gesture made his stomach flip.

"Y-You don't have to wear it," You suddenly suggested, reaching for it, taking his hesitance as a sign he wasn't interested in the idea. "I-If you don't like it, I could give it to one of the girls or-"

"N-No!" He yelped, yanking it away and holding it out of your reach childishly. "I-I'll wear it..." He promised bashfully, bringing his hand back between the pair of you before slipping it onto his wrist. He could hardly bring himself to look you in the face, seeing your big glossy eyes and excited girn out of the corner of his vision. "On one condition..."

"Anything!" You instantly agreed.

"Don't make this stuff for anyone else, okay?" He muttered, a bit embarrassed. "I like matching with you and I don't want anyone other than you wearing my scales." He explained shyly, brows furrowed. "Knowing it's you wearing them is special to me..."

"Why is that?" You asked knowingly, inching closer, face leaning in close to his.

"Because...you're special to me..." He finally confessed, rolling his head and shoulders back to put space between the two of you, only to have you chase him, planting a kiss on his cheek.

"Deal!"

[pidgeyato]

I reject Rin's apparently canon hero name. Idc what Ultra Analysis says. That translation sucks ass anyway. He will always be Dragon Shroud in my heart. In my soul. If I ever write a fic, he will be known as Dragon Shroud, ok. No other name exists. Everyone else is wrong but me.

[cheekinpermission]

My favorite thing about the housewardens

[timethehobo]

A tiny romantic.

[doctor-aceus-art]

'Be quiet, please. He is in need of some rest, my friends.'

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Okay, but what if, after graduation, all the students band together and create a gigantic contract that states that, after their deaths, their respective UMs are to be given to Malleus, so he'll never be alone?

The contract's paper received protection from Vil's Fairest One of All, so it's basically indestructible (it can only be broken after Malleus himself dies).

Future Malleus tries to use everyone's magic at least once per day.

It's a Deal, Off With Your Head, Bind the Heart and Split Card are very useful for his daily activities as a ruler, he uses Oasis Maker to water his garden and help in times of drought, I See You is mostly used to keep prized possessions in check and Sleep Kiss has saved plenty of people.

The more destructive abilities like King's Roar are mostly used in times of peril (or when he wants to be petty and dramatic), and the same goes for Bet the Limit. Shock the Heart, Laugh With Me and Snake Whisper are very useful for intel gathering or pranks.

He uses Unleash the Beast whenever he visits a colder climate or just wants to change forms without turning into a dragon (he becomes a black wolf with green eyes, very fluffy). Doodle Suit is often used to make food taste terrible (he misses Lillia, even his atrocious cooking), while Fairest One of All protects all gargoyles frim erosion.

Far Cry Cradle is used to reminisce fond memories, and he likes to use Meet Me in a Dream to visit Ortho, who is still alive. He LOVES dashing around with Living Bolt.

He can't exactly use Gate to The Underworld, since it's hereditary and troublesome, so Idia gave him an indestructible tablet with a custom gargoyle game and a "Idia Mode" (the tablet makes annoying remarks, like "GG Folks" or "This RNG really is awful").

BONUS:

Malleus: As your King, I hereby declare that the Senate is to be immediately disbanded.

Senate: WHAT

Idia Tablet: LMAO. Sucks to suck!

[kurocyou]

your god is dead, little cleric

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[jessica2193]

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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 258

Halfas are like selkies. Or more like they’re similar to many animal spouses of myths and legends, trapped in (mostly) human forms should they lose their cloak. 

That at least, Vlad warned Danny about within the first time of realizing what the other was. It’s a line neither will cross- not even the timeline where Dan came into being. An unspoken acknowledgement of not crossing such a boundary no matter what happened. 

Even after his parents’ deaths. After Jazz’s near-death and coma. 

It’s not exactly something Danny thinks of, really, especially not that he’s now survived highschool and practically moved across the country. Not to mention the fact he has Ellie and Jordan to care for. But it definitely comes to mind the moment Dan- only five at the moment- screams for him. And he’s not going to let anything happen to his kids

[kiame-sama]

Similar question to the one with Drider!Rook on kissing but with the other Monster Boys

How would they handle me giving them a kiss on the cheek (Or even their mouth) only to take something from them in victory?

But it’s mainly to prove a point that I don’t need physical strength to win, but my cunning and intelligence (Like I take their Dorm Staff or whatever’s in their hand in triumph because I proved my point)

Honestly, Malleus, Vil, Leona and Azul would be the most impressed but would probably scold me if I did that with others (But their eyes are dilated)

Warnings; Several different Yanderes, yandere behavior, suggestive themes, kissing, thievery, if you kiss any of the monster-men you need to be ready to handle the consequences, mainly Dormleaders (Minus Kalim, because all you have to do is point somewhere and you can easily steal from him. You don't even have to steal, he would willingly give you anything you wanted the moment you showed interest. You'd have a harder time stealing candy from a baby), less thievery and more escaping in Vil's ficlet, use of gamer-tags in place of names for Idia's ficlet,

~~~~~~~~

"Hey, Riddle!"

The Unicorn glanced over his shoulder when he heard your happy greeting, smiling in response to seeing you walking over to him with a slight bounce in your step. Though he would never admit it, the way his heart seized whenever he saw you was both a painful yet wonderful experience. How he longed for you to return his affections and take your rightful place as his King of Hearts.

"Good morning, (Y/N). Have you been well?"

"Of course, but there was something I wanted to talk with you about."

"Oh? What would that be?"

"Come over here, so we can talk without shouting."

The red-maned Unicorn was bemused, yet complied with your request all the same. He would always do as you asked of him, even if it meant moving the very ocean by hand. You smiled in a way that was almost mischievous and Riddle vaguely wondered what it was you were playing at. When he approached, you looked up at him with a content smile that he returned in kind.

"What did you want to talk about?"

"I had some questions for you about Unicorns, actually. Unicorns are a myth where I'm from, so I wanted to see if you could clear up some of the misconceptions I might have surrounding Unicorns."

"I would be happy to teach you about Unicorns, (Y/N)! You can have the utmost faith in me to provide accurate information to your questions. What did you want to know?"

"Are you able to lay down without being injured? The closest we had to Unicorns was regular horses, and they rarely would lie down unless extremely comfortable, young, or ill."

"Of course I can! Here, allow me to demonstrate for you."

He moved his weight back to his haunches, allowing them to meet the ground as he curled one leg after the other beneath him. Once his equine half was settled on the ground, he was about to roll to one side to fully lay down when your soft hand cupped his cheek. Riddle was confused as to your interruption but his confusion quickly turned to shock when your lips locked with his.

An almost whinnying squeal left him, but he was eager to return to affection in kind. Even as he felt the crown of his dorm-uniform being lifted from his head, he pursued the kiss eagerly and chased your lips as you tried to pull back. You were only able to escape the Unicorn's desperate kisses by stepping back, as he was unable to get up as easily as he was able to lie down.

There was a clear red decorating the cheeks of the lovely Unicorn even as you grinned triumphantly and placed the golden crown atop your own head. Little did you realize how much this would actually impact the Unicorn you tricked. A certain darkness seemed to take over the bright blue eyes of the monster man as he gained an almost drunken smile.

"Prefect..." he breathed, "absolutely perfect. My wonderful King of Hearts... of course I'll marry you!"

"Wait, what-?"

The Unicorn stood now, almost invigorated as he easily caught your shoulders in his hands, pulling you back into another deep kiss. When he finally broke it, he was affectionately rubbing the side of his horn against your head with soft nickering noises.

"Didn't you know? Kissing and exchanging an article of clothing is akin to a proposal for Unicorns like me. You'll make a wonderful King, (Y/n). My marvelous King of Hearts."

~•§•~

The Nemean Lion was laying in the vast gardens of the greenhouse, resting beneath the large leaves of a fern commonly found in his homelands of Sunset Savana. He was somewhere between sleep and awareness when a certain scent on the air caught his interest. Without bothering to open his eyes, his ears angled around before pinpointing the location where the scent originated. Leona almost smiled.

It was clear to him that you were trying to be quiet and sneak up on the Lion that continued to lazily lounge as you drew close. The only true indication that he was awake and not sleeping was the almost imperceptible flick of his tail. He was almost eager for what you intended to do after your approach as he continued to flick his tail excitedly.

The moment you were within reach, the Lion proceeded to grab you and pull you into his arms. You had been under the impression that he was asleep, so when he grabbed you, you couldn't help but cry out in surprise and fear. Of course, Leona couldn't help but laugh at your response as he rolled to his side, laying next to you and propping himself up on one arm.

"You'll have to try harder than that if you want to sneak up on me, Mousey."

"I wasn't trying to sneak up on you."

"No? Then why were you trying to be as quiet as possible?"

"Because, I was going to do something else."

"Like?"

Your sudden kiss to his forehead made a loud purr erupt from the chest of the Lion. It was almost too easy to get Leona to let his guard down as your fingers began carding through his mane, scratching near his golden ears. That also gave you the opening you were looking for as you easily slid the dorm emblem off of the arm of the Lion.

However, when you tried to pull away to abscond with your winnings, the weight of Lion was too much to be able to wiggle away from him and from under his grasp.

"Nice try, Mousey. Now, you're going to lay there and be a good little pillow as payment for interrupting my nap."

"But you weren't even sleeping-!"

He was quick to place himself on top of your soft figure, grabbing both of your hands- making you drop the emblem- and putting them back in his hair. There was little else you could do but pet the Lion who began to doze while snuggling your much more fragile form. If you wish to play with Lions, you must be ready to face the consequences of your actions.

~•§•~

"Ne, Azul! The Human is here and says they want ta talk to ya!"

The Cecaelia glanced up from the contract he was working on as Floyd lazily called into the office Azul often occupied. Though he often didn't allow visitors on any schedule but his own, he would make an exception for the beautiful Human he adored.

"Send them in."

"Kay~!"

At least Floyd seemed to be in an affable mood for once, smiling and lazily walking off with the door left somewhat ajar. Azul would scold the Eel later for the blatant forgetful behavior, as it was rather important to close the door to Azul's office due to the many contracts stored within the room. Still, it was something he could bring up later.

Floyd returned to open the door fully, letting the Human into the room with a happy grin in their direction. He seemed to want to linger but instead closed the door and went back to whatever it was he did when he was not tormenting others. Perhaps he was just moving on to torment someone else or even his twin bother.

"(Y/n), welcome to my humble office. What can I help you with today?"

"Well, I was told that you were the one to go to if I ever needed anything others were unable to retrieve."

"You're... you're here for a deal? I would happily make any deal with you, dear (Y/n)! Name your desires and I will deliver as promised!"

He was thrilled to know you were seeking his assistance. He was the best bet most had, after all. Most would have to pay a rather steep price to be able to afford the aid of the Cecaelia on any given day, but he had already resolved to aid you for a much more generous and kind-hearted price than his usual rate.

What he wasn't expecting was for you to sit down on the edge of his desk with an almost coy grin, gazing affectionately into the eyes of the Octopus who now seemed nervous under your scrutiny. He would never admit it- excepting to Floyd and Jade who had already become wise to his affections- but Azul was madly in love with the soft Human of Night Raven College. The Octopus had been in love with the idea of Humans ever since he was a larvae, hardly hatched and struggling in the currents of the ocean.

The many depraved things he had written in his adoration of Humans would hopefully remain unviewed by the Human that now sat perched atop his desk. Of course, it did nothing for the suddenly dry mouth Azul now experienced as he tried to keep himself as composed as possible. Were he in his aquatic form, no doubt his tentacles would be all over the soft skin of the Human, tasting and kissing the flesh that seemed so ample and on display for his gaze.

"Wh-what- ahem- what was it you needed from me, (Y/n)-?"

A sudden warm and soft kiss to the small heart shape beneath Azul's right eye had the Octopus tensing up. He was completely flabbergasted and unable to say anything in response to the affectionate action, even as his hat was lifted from his head and placed atop the head of the grinning Human. The octopus was only able to blink one eye at a time from how scattered his brain had become as the Human hopped off of his desk and pranced to the door, hat still securely in place.

"That's all I needed. Thanks, Azul!"

~•§•~

"Would you stop moving, (Y/n)? Honestly, you are acting as if you have never modeled for us before."

You frowned somewhat at the gentle scolding of the handsome Harpy that was trying to finish stitching the hemming of the shirt you were wearing. Naturally, the Harpy would not be content with just a few outfits for your ensemble and called you back to tailor more clothing for you. Divus wasn't present at this fitting, but Rook was happily watching the Harpy circle you as he hand-sewed the clothes.

"Well, sure, but I wasn't thinking I was going to have to stand for so long. It's not exactly comfortable."

"Beauty is pain, my featherless darling. Pin feathers are annoying and sometime even painful, but they give way to the most beautiful feathers imaginable if left to grow. Patience is needed to truly appreciate the beauty of something."

"If you say so."

Vil smiled slightly at this, glad that you were somewhat compliant to his gentle attempts at giving you direction. He would certainly be far less patient and gentle were you anyone other than his beloved Human. He doubted he would even be so patient with Rook. To be fair, though, Rook hardly complained about much, even if the Drider wasn't particularly comfortable or at ease.

"What do you think of this top now it is cinched properly, Rook?"

"Travail merveilleux, roi du Poison. I was unsure about the draping of the garment, but as always you have a keen eye for such things. Mon Trickster does look divine."

You vaguely wondered, as the Harpy wrapped up his stitching, if you would be able to escape from the fashion inclined duo, and what it would take to achieve such a feat. It was while you were contemplating your daring stunt that an opportunity presented itself. Vil was holding up a new top that had yet to be fitted and was trying to see what color would look best on you when you caught the Harpy's hand and attention. He was clearly suspicious of your actions as he raised a single brow in question.

"You know, Vil, I think pink would look good on you."

"Pink? It depends on the shade of pink, but it would mostly clash with my feathers-"

A sudden gentle kiss to the corner of his mouth silenced the Harpy, a bright pink dusting across the Harpy's fair skin and highlighting the bright coloration around his eyes. Those violet orbs were wide with surprise and even Rook was taken aback at the bold action, unable to find words as you hopped down from the raised platform you had been on.

"Seems I'm right! Pink looks great on you. Thanks for the top, Vil!"

You were quick to abscond from the room as the Harpy held his cheek, still blushing a bright pink. Rook was enthused that you gifted the beautiful Vil with such a treasured sign of affection, trailing a finger down the ridge of his boon-companion's wings as he walked around the stunned Harpy.

"Rook, how do you think (Y/n) would look dressed in a wedding gown made from your silk and my feathers?"

"Absolutely divine, like you, Roi du poison."

~•§•~

"Why can't we just virtual visit class, HellKitty?"

"Because, Idia, you need to interact with the other students at some point. Push your comfort zone and be a student, for once."

Idia frowned as he hid behind his tablet, trying to avoid all of the curious looks he got from others in the halls. He was trailing behind you- more than a little unwilling on his part- to what was supposed to be his next class. If he had the choice, the both of you would be back in your dorm and just watching class through one of the cameras as you played videogames together.

Honestly, he was more than a little amused that you had adapted to the gamer-tag he gave you like your own name. Of course, it was no mistake that he chose the gamer-tag HellKitty for you. It was both a play on your ever faithful companion Grim the Hellcat, and the fact that Hellcats were ideal companions for Shinigami. As a Shinigami, why wouldn't he want you to be his Hellcat? Sure, you weren't actually a Hellcat, but you were raising one and that was good enough for him.

"-Idia? Idia!"

"What?"

"Were you even listening to me?"

"... would you believe me if I said yes?"

You sighed and stopped in the middle of the hallway, turning to face the tall student head-on. Naturally, the moment you stopped, Idia was quick to crouch and curl in on himself, wanting to seem as small as possible despite his already gargantuan stature. Only his own ancestor and the Kelpie Trey were taller than him, though not by much. This gave you the ideal opportunity to put your plan in motion.

While Idia was distractedly staring at his tablet, you reached up and cupped his cheek. The physical contact had the Shinigami looking at you with wide and confused eyes, his hair beginning to burn almost white in anxiety. Out of all the things Idia was expecting when you placed your hand upon his cheek, he was immediately error-screened when you pressed a warm kiss against his blue lips.

Could this possibly be happening? To someone like him? Was it even true, or was it a trick? If it was a trick, he never wanted to know because all he could think was how wonderful your lips felt against his somewhat chapped lips.

As you pulled away, Idia was finally able to get somewhat of a grasp on his own frantic mind only to realize he no longer has his tablet in hand. A quick glance around told him that you had his tablet held securely in your hands, grinning at him playfully.

"Alright, UnderworldBlues, if you can get through class without freaking out, I'll give you the tablet back, and maybe even another kiss if you behave. Think you can do that?"

"..."

"Idia?"

"..."

"Did you seriously just faint-?"

~~

You sat on the arm of the thorn throne of Diasomnia, the common room occupied only by yourself, Lilia, and Malleus. Silver and Sebek had classes, so they were not present despite the unusual temper Malleus had as of late. Lilia suggested the two of you should spend some of your down time with Malleus to try and lift his dour emotions from where they seemed to be stuck for the past few days. As Lilia was a trusted friend of yours and Malleus was a strong ally, you figured there was no harm in spending time with the two Fae monsters.

Malleus had calmed considerably with you and Lilia by his side, holding his dark torch-like staff in his gloved claws. He now almost seemed to be dozing somewhat, even as you glanced at the staff resting against his leg. Somewhere, you wondered how easy it would be to distract the Dragon and escape with the clearly important item, if only to break up the monotony of the moment.

Idle hands were the devil's playthings and you were certainly more than a little bored perched next to the Dragon.

"Did you need something, my (Y/n)?"

"Hm?"

"You keep glancing in my direction as if you need to say something or would like some kind of assistance from me."

"Not really. I was just wondering why you have that staff? I thought you didn't have a magestone weapon since you're a Dragon?"

"It is true, I have very little use for a magestone myself, so you have likely never seen it before. This staff is my magestone, you are correct. You are also correct in assuming I have little use for weapons. My fire and my claws are my weapons, most times."

"So, it wouldn't be a big deal if someone took it away, like it was for Leona?"

"Of course not. Strong and versed in magic as Kingscholar may be, he still does not have the same adeptness in-"

The green eyes of the Dragon widened in surprise as you leaned over, catching his lips in a tender kiss that left him breathless. Despite all of his power and his abilities, he was rendered mute and dumb from the sudden show of affection. He didn't resist the pull of his staff from his hand even as you pulled back to grin triumphantly. In fact, he didn't seem to have much of a reaction other than a vaguely humored grin.

Though it was quite a small expression on the outside, Lilia could see how Malleus prepared to pounce from the tension in the Dragon's shoulders, wings, and tail. You were far too interested in the staff that now sat in your hands- examining the green gemstone affixed in the top- to realize that the Dragon was not about to let such a small show of affection satisfy his sudden cravings. A sudden tug at the front of your shirt had you locking lips with the Dragon yet again, being pulled into the lap of the beast who seemed all too eager to take what had been offered.

"T-Tsuno-!"

"Hush now, my dear mate. You should know better than to tease a Dragon. Didn't you know that even one little kiss is considered enough invitation to mate?"

"But I-"

"You," he interrupted, "will not be going anywhere for the next few days. I intend to christen this- our first day as official mates- with many sleepless nights spent entangled in the embrace of passion. Prepare yourself, my soft little Human mate, because you may regret teasing me so callously."

[anonymouse9172]

So Soulmate AU starting routes and what they are

Malleus Draconia, dragon fae of course, no need to change perfection.

Lilia Vanrouge, half fae half vampire.

Azul Ashengrotto, octopus mer.

Vil Schoenheit, Vampire.

Jamil Viper, Jinn.

Idia Shroud, grim reaper.

[paramortality]

If you were to ask me about the Grand Necropolis, I'd describe it in a word: home.

[ambimakesarts]

"𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓊𝓅𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂"

I started this a while back thinking Malleus wasn't going overblot in the second update but I was so wrong -D-

[loa-bracket-battle]

poll idea — who would beat gideon in a cake-eating contest?

contestants are briggsy, torbek (bc he wasnt there last time), toa, sarnax, hazel, barnabos, and poros (i think thats his name dont sue me i havent seen sos)

I'm using my power to add Leboosh as an option, Stardust Rhapsody my beloved <3

[edenxroseyposey]

“Shroud’s Kiss”

[prideprejudce]

Y’all love going on about how the Greens “went against Viserys’ dying wishes,” as if your immediate thought would have been “Oh, he was OBVIOUSLY talking about Aegon the conquerer, not his own son Aegon, and he’s reaffirming his belief that Rhaenyra should be his successor!”

Like, yes, I, as the viewer, know that was the case, but absolutely nobody who was there would have just made that assumption.

if your dying father obsessed with jesus christ who has religious icons all throughout his room started going on about how "great jesus was" and how he can't wait for "jesus to lead the people again" on his death bed would you think he's talking about jesus christ or his estranged son j. sus jr who sells mixtapes from his car and throws rocks at the house for fun