#dragon age veilguard teia

[anonymergremlin]

Change my mind but no matter your Rook's background, Teia will hangout with them, drinking some expensive wine and talk about whatever the hell is going on with your crow husbands.

[thatwavephenomenon]

me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out

bioware: i cooka da pizza

[part-time-pixie]

that one b99 cold open

[trialsofthedas]

Viago: Teia and I are having a baby.

Rook: That's gre-

Viago, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

[housederiva]

I’m in tears

Edit: the tears have increased

[eidothean]

My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss

[marzely]

Last night I sat up in bed so fast because I remembered an incorrect quote that fit this tweet from Mary Kirby.

[proffbon]

Rook is about to have a stroke

[lucaanis]

pov: ur illario and u just walked into the cantori diamond

[snarkspawn]

the real cantori diamond tbh

[point-maitimo]

The Fifth and Seventh Talon of the Antivan Crows. Or a couple that drives me crazy with their hot vibes. Their relationship is just wow 🔥

[blossomhead]

pictured here: surly 14 year old rook, surly 22 year old viago, and teia being teia

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[saessenach]

I am absolutely obsessed with Viago's triumphant arrival in Fire and Ice because you just know he's spent a month high on poison fumes in his lab trying to concoct something which can and will kill a dragon, ballista delivery included, and I just have this mental image of Teia in a lacy nightgown and a plague-doctor gasmask trying to get her man to come to bed bc goddamnit Vi, you haven't slept in a week.

[edenxroseyposey]

De Riva Reunion

[trialsofthedas]

Rook: *sneaking in through their window after a night at the villa*

Viago: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Rook: I was out with Teia?

Teia: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[housederiva]

I feel like a kid watching their parents flirt at the dinner table