#drag race fanfic

[sexynetra]

“This is stupid.”

Khianna rolled her eyes. “You’re stupid. Everything you do is stupid. Why is this any different?”

Maxie’s lower lip jutted out, glistening lightly from the tequila sunrise she had been nursing. Khianna resisted the urge to reach out and swipe it away with the pad of her thumb. “Khi, you know what I mean. Spin the bottle?"

“Is it just that you think it would be so terrible if you had to kiss me?”

“I’ll kiss you —“ she paused and swallowed. “I mean. I’ll kiss anyone."

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(Art credit to @sapphire-to-the-rain loml)

[xenawarriorpillowprincess]

Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Anetra/Marcia Marcia Marcia (Drag Race) Characters: Anetra (Drag Race), Marcia Marcia Marcia (Drag Race), Salina Estitties, Sasha Colby, Aura Mayari, Kerri Colby Additional Tags: cis lesbian au, support your local lesbian bar TODAY (or else), Missed Connections Summary:

“I have an hour left of this shit, hurry your ass up before I take this banana suit home. And dress to impress. Marcia’s here.”

Anetra rolled her eyes. “Yeah, I’m not falling for that one twice. See you soon,” she said, and hung up.

[homicidalbrunette]

The Dyke Before Christmas by Jean Genie

Link on AO3 17,335 words, rated T

Trixie Mattel/Katya Zamolodchikova, Adore Delano/Bianca Del Rio, Violet Chachki/Gottmik

Tags: Christmas Fluff, Light Angst, Big shot returns to their hometown, With A Twist, cameos from the icons of I Like To Watch, Katya the power lesbian, Trixie the small town girl with a dream, Romantic misunderstandings, real life Trixie and Katya, as well as AU biological women Trixie and Katya, Inspired by Hallmark Christmas Movies, polygot Katya

A Hallmark Christmas special through the minds of Trixie and Katya/the Brians because we love a predictable plot and we love a pun.

Katya is a high power and ruthless agent in Hollywood used to bullying studio execs and casting agents into giving her clients the best deal. But when her mother Bianca informs her that she's engaged to someone much younger than her she's forced to finally go back to the small town she grew up in to try and stop it. What she doesn't expect is the blonde bombshell Trixie teaching her that not everything there completely sucks and that maybe, just maybe, Katya might be capable of the one thing that scares her the most, falling in love.

Here's a delightful Christmas treat for you all 😘

[sexynetra]

Hi I decided to write a little thing based on this drawing :)

Slept in braids for Anarcia !!!!! :)

marcia loves her protective hairstyles!!!

[moshuwu]

Hannibal/Reality Show crossovers I want fics of

Hannibal on Hell’s Kitchen

Will on Queer Eye (I’ve seen a couple of these but I want more)

Keeping Up With The Murder Family

Hannigram on Survivor (showmance of the century)

HANNIGRAM ON DRAG RACE

[starofthemorning16]

[mana-sama-cult]

My friend hosted a PowerPoint night and I did mine on “Why Malice Mizer is the Best Band” and used it as an opportunity to make 5 people I barely knew watch 4 pvs and look at pics od my Mana Sama shrine

[crygimethydgoode]

behind every gay person, is gayer, more evil person

[seongset]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ˵ 𖥻 ִdrag race icons ۫ ּ ﹗ (like/reblog if use)

[thedanniannie]

ITACHI IF YOU SHOWED HIM DRAG RACE!!!

Head canon fic where reader is a mega drag race fan, and convinces Itachi to watch an episode with them.

Also small Shisui cameo at the end bc it's my Tumblr AND IM ALLOWED TO ADD UCHIHAS AS I SO DAMN PLEASE...

- You practically had to beg itachi to sit down with you to watch it. The show has always been classified as a "you thing." Or you'd watch it with your closest girl friends.

- But imagine getting the opportunity to watch this book nerd watch such an extravagant show. The thought alone gave you the courage to ask him to watch with you.

- I mean this man is defo NOT straight, so he needs to learn some queer culture!

- It's the night of a lifetime and he is NOT matching the vibe. The bright pink of the work room on the TV reflecting off onto his glasses and stoic face, along with his leg crossed and the man is sipping on a cup of tea like an old grandmother.

- The reaction from the first episode was lackluster at best. There's not much to tell if he liked it or not. Every time you caught a glance at him you could tell he had his "thinking eyes," the ones with the slight squint and the soft furrowed brows.

- You ask if he liked the episode and he responds very properly, "it was very interesting, thank you for showing me." Polite, but not very telling if he was actually intrigued or was just sparing your feelings.

- In a surprising turn of events, the next night as you two are washing dishes from dinner, he casually asks if you wanted to continue to the second episode. (HUH?!?!)

- Second episode turns into third episode, and there's more signs that he's slowly catching the drag race bug. During the judges' debriefing you start to hear him humming at comments that you can only assume are comments he agrees with.

- The whole time you have been commenting and reacting to all the challenges, runways, and lip syncs. By episode five Itachi begins chiming in with you, although not quite to the energy you have. He'll chuckle more at the puns and gimmicks, and will always give a soft compliment to the queens with the more interesting designs. Of course he'd like the more artistic queens.

- Nothing could have prepared you, however, to be watching one of the runways with him and he casually remarks, "...hmm, a unitard and fishnets. Michelle will hate that..."

- (please imagining him saying that would have me looking at him like he's one of the damn pit crew 😈)

- By the end you two are doing your own debriefing after runways and lipsyncs, getting to hear his analytical brain try to break down drag fashion as opposed to his usual history or theory material.

- Little secret, he definitely only started it to spare your feelings. But look at him now. Regardless, he's happy to let his guard down and watch what he would now consider his "guilty pleasure" show with his lover.

- The only one, besides you, who he brings up the show with is Shisui. But they're super close, and I think Shisui definitely might have watched an episode with one of his hook-ups, and even knows the names of some of the more famous queens. (They're both queer men talking about drag race, how original lol)

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I guess this is just my type of fanfiction writing now bc I just can't deviate from it. It's because I watch a lot of stuff that I know Itachi's ass WOULD NOT watch. And I think it's fun to be delusional. It's like the Victorian child meme, except it's "Okay what brain rot material could kill Itachi Uchiha?" That's my premise for fanfic writing.

[sexynetra]

SIX SENTENCE SUNDAY

Remembered my beloved @thecollectionsof wrote the worlds best hanahaki fic and remembered that I've wanted to write one since they published that masterpiece............ and here we are

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Marcia brushed past her into the lobby before twirling on her heels to face Anetra again, brown eyes glimmering like topaz under the dim fluorescent lights. “Picture Beyoncé. Then picture Megan Thee Stallion. Then combine those images. This woman was like–a hundred times hotter than that.” Marcia was gesticulating wildly with her free hand as she spoke. Normally, Anetra would find her dramatics endearing, would be teasing her for being incapable of speaking without her whole body getting involved. Instead, she felt frozen, the glimmer in her stomach suddenly starting to feel a lot more insidious.

“That feels sacrilegious to say,” Anetra spoke after a moment, trying to recover.

[xenawarriorpillowprincess]

WIP Wednesday

sneak preview for chapter 5 of a willow cabin at your gate

(moi? getting on a semi-regular writing/posting schedule? no. that's actually not what's happening right now but I'm not shooting the messenger's gift horse in the mouth so. here we go.)

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Anetra dropped a five in the tip jar and didn’t make eye contact as she took her, in Aura’s words, ‘sad bitch breakfast’– an omelette with Swiss cheese and turkey bacon on a croissant, heavy on the hot sauce. The cart in front of the medical examiner’s office was, to date, the only one she had ever found in the city that had turkey bacon – cornering the market on people who spent too much time looking at the aftermaths of heart attacks. 

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

the tension between me and posting these chapters late at night when i should be sleeping

(4 times nymphia says i love you + 1 time jane says it back !!)

[tailsbeth-writes]

Her Royal Highness

'Shaan, can you please put an appointment in my diary?'

'Certainly sir, what is it for?'

'A reminder to kill Alex for getting me into this mess.'

Shaan tried to hold back a smirk as he stepped back, tapping away on his tablet.'

'Personally I think the blue glitter really brings out your eyes, sir.'

This terrible idea had started like most of Alex’s did, a seedling planted by the most chaotic of the chaos demons; Nora.

Or How Prince Henry ended up as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Rating: T | Word Count: 5k | Multi-chapter | TW: Biphobia [Not Complete]

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

[tankthrusting]

Trixya fanfic | F/F | Mature

wrote a trixie and katya fic, part 1 has been posted today, part 2 in the works. check it out :33 !!!!

(SHIPPING DRAG CHARACTERS NOT PEOPLE!!!!)

https://www.wattpad.com/1449479714-college-party-a-long-night

[kittanthaloselorashield]

It was all Kit’s fault, and when Jade got hurt, she retreated.

She couldn’t even really look her in the eye anymore.

Fuck.

Kit felt the patchy stickiness on her side, the throbbing of her heartbeat in her injury, a weird lightheaded feeling she couldn’t quite place.

She’d never even gotten stitches.