#dracula wouldn’t want to colonise Britain if he knew how much a ruddy train ticket is nowadays | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

crocsandbitches · 5 months

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A modern day Dracula where the plot is my boy Vlad realising that remortgaging his entire castle in Transylvania buys him a one bedroom flat in London with a sink for a toilet and he has to chose between having electricity for the month or buying a muffin from Prêt a Manger

#dracula daily #i don’t mean to make everything about the cost of living crisis but i’m a professional debbie downer unfortunately #dracula wouldn’t want to colonise Britain if he knew how much a ruddy train ticket is nowadays #vlad would be too busy hiding from the ticket inspector in the train loo’s to be killing anybody #wanna treck up to whitby? good luck mate that’ll be the price of a human lung and also all the trains are cancelled and everyone’s striking #bram stoker #dracula

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