#dr. wendell carson

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Darius and Grace talk to Dr. Wendell Carson who perfectly sums um the plot of S2 😅

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I’d like to add some

Noel “Noeldozer” Acciari

Sebastian “Magic Hockey Elf” Aho

Zach “Snack”/”Snackary” Aston-Reese

Nicklas “Snackström” Bäckström

Jordie “Yukon Cornelius” Benn

Andrew “Backdoor Bubba” Berenzweig

Ben “Bish” Bishop III

Paul “BizNasty” Bissonnette

Nick “Rotisserie Chicken”/”Jughead” Bjugstad

Mikkel “Hot Bød” Bødker

Brock “The Flow”/”Brockstar” Boeser

Francis “The Cube” Bouillon

“Tech Support” Jay Bouwmeester

Johnny “Manchuk”/”Johnny Rocket” Boychuk

Tyler “Flowzak”/”Phil Kessel’s Chauffeur” Bozak

Adam “The Flying Scotsman” Brown

Ilya “Mr. Universe” Bryzgalov

Peter “Ned Flanders” Budaj

“Disco” Dan Bylsma

Daniel “Gorilla Salad”/”Luigi” Carcillo

Cole “Goal” Caufield

Roman “The Roman Empire”/”Roman Candle”/”The Bipolar Goaler” Čechmánek

Peter “Celery” Cehlárik

Chris “Honey Nut” Chelios

Jason “Ice Cheetah” Chimera

Wendel “Captain Crunch” Clark

David “Wendel”/”Bottle Police” Clarkson

J.T. “Jimothy Timothy”/”Jompher Compher” Compher

Kyle “KFC” Connor

Charlie “Baby Gronk” Coyle

Lionel “The Big Train” Conacher

Matt “POS” Cooke

Carson “Shovel-Shot” Cooper

Harold “Baldy” Cotton

Logan “Cooch”/”Juicy” Couture

Dylan “The Workhouse From Whitehorse” Cozens

Sidney “Squidney”/”Darryl” Crosby

Jake “From State Farm” DeBrusk

Rick “Injured” DiPietro

Tie “The Albanian Assassin” Domi

Ryan “Donut”/”Dunkin’ Donato” Donato

Leon “Dr. Drai”/”The Chronic Scorer”/”Neon Leon” Draisaitl

Ken “Thieving Giraffe” Dryden

Steve “Demolition Derby” Durbano

Ray “Chicken Parm” Ferraro

Valtteri “Flipper”/”Spatula”/”Filthy Mitts” Filppula

Ron “Flockey Hockey” Flockhart

Warren “McLovin” Foegele

Jakob “JFK”/”Scrabble” Forsbacka-Karlsson

Jimmy “The Blonde Bouncer” Fowler

Ron “Ronnie Franchise” Francis

“The Missing” Link Gaetz

Alexander “Belarusian Bonbon” Galchenyuk

Johnny “Ham And Cheese” Gaudreau

Ryan “Captain Rogaine” Getzlaf

Michail “Crosbovski”/”Garbageovski” Hraboŭski

Mikael “Granny”/”Granny Smith” Granlund

Nikita “Goose” Gusev

Jaroslav “Crackhalakin’“ Halák

Carter “Cahtah Haht”/”Starter Hart” Hart

Dany “Fuckin’ All-Star” Heatley

Danton “Heinz”/”Ketchup” Heinen

Niklas “Swedish Missile Defense System” Hjalmarsson

Bengt “Homer” Holmström

Bo “Scorevat”/”Hotdog” Horvat

Cristobal “The Man From France”/”Hip-Hip-Huet” Huet

Chad “Ocho-Cinco” Johnson

Andreas “Mango” Johnsson

Jussi “Juicey”/”Juice” Jokinen

Martin “Joner”/”Game Of Jones” Jones

Patrick “20-Cent” Kane; Jr.

Kirill “The Thrill”/“Dollar Bill Kirill” Kaprizov

“King” Karl “The Swedish Bobby Orr” Karlsson

Melker “The Melkman” Karlsson

Matt “Kassassination” Kassian

Chris “Cageface” Kelly

Phil “The Thrill”/”Philly Cheese”/”Hotdog Boy” Kessel; Jr.

Nikolai “The ‘Bulin Wall” Khabibulin

Miikka “Finnisher” Kiprusoff

John “The Ghost Of Göteborg“ Klingberg

Leo “The Russian Finn From Estonia”/”Steve Dangles Man Crush” Komarov

Vladimir “The Vladiator” Konstantinov

Anže “Raccoon Jesus” Kopitar

Joonas “Magikorp” Korpisalo

Alex “AK27″ Kovalev

Chris “Big Jet No Pilot” Kreider

David “French Fries” Krejčí

Kevin “Straight To The Banc” Labanc

Blaine “The Lach Net Monster” Lacher

Andrew “Gary” Ladd

Guy “Le Démon Blonde” Lafleur

Ian “Mumbles”/”The Sparkplug” Laperrière

Georges “The Vegan” Laraque

John “Johnny Vermont” LeClair

Nick “Mumbles”/”Ledd Dog” Leddy

Jere “King Of Little Things” Lehtinen

Mark “The Test Tube” Letestu

Oskar “Piano Man” Lindblom

Evgeni “Geno Machine-o” Malkin

Brad “Nose Face Killah”/”Squirrel” Marchand

Patrick “Mr. San Jose” Marleau

Paul “American Hero”/”Pistol” Martin

Auston “Ajuice”/”The Big Cactus”/”Fivehead” Matthews

Charlie “Chuckie Bright Lights”/”Bonafide Stallion” McAvoy; Jr.

Connor “McJesus” McDavid

Ryan “Mac Truck” McDonough

Curtis “McBackup”/”Tabasco” McIlhenney

Kirk “McGoalie” McLean

Jamie “Noodles” McLennan

Mark “Satan”/”MoFo” Messier

Marc “Meth” Methot

Milan “9MM” Michálek

Willie “Bill Pickle” Mitchell

Ál “The Big Cuban” Montoya

Donald “Papa Moog”/”Peaches” Moog

Ken “Wolfman” Morrow

Douglas “Cranky” Murray

Matt “Murrdawg” Murray

Lou “Sweet Lou From The Soo” Nanne

Mats “Le Petit Viking” Näslund

Martin “Nachos” Nečas

Brock “Brock ‘n’ Roll”/”The Pocket-Brocket”/Brocky Mountain High” Nelson

Bernie “The Pumper Nicholl Kid” Nicholls

Antero “Frank” Niittymaki

Shane “SOB” O’Brien

for reasons that aren’t important right now, i had to get on the wiki list of all hockey nicknames to look something up. this turned out to be a treasure trove of joy. i have compiled my favorites for you now

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Jane Eyre (Oxford World’s Classics)   by Charlotte Brontë

Pride and Prejudice (Oxford World’s Classics)   by Jane Austen

Breakfast of Champions: A Novel   by Kurt Vonnegut

One Hundred Years of Solitude   by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle: A Novel   by Haruki Murakami

To the Lighthouse   by Virginia Woolf

Lolita   by Vladimir Nabokov

The Lord of the Rings   by J.R.R. Tolkien

Invisible Man   by Ralph Ellison

Beloved   by Toni Morrison

Ficciones (English Translation)   by Jorge Luis Borges

The Divine Comedy   by Dante Alighieri

The Handmaid’s Tale   by Margaret Atwood

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay   by Michael Chabon

Mrs. Dalloway   by Virginia Woolf

The Master and Margarita (Penguin Classics)   by Mikhail Bulgakov

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass (Modern Library Classics)   by Lewis Carroll

Middlemarch (Penguin Classics)   by George Eliot

A Wrinkle in Time   by Madeleine L'Engle

A Prayer for Owen Meany: A Novel (Ballantine Reader’s Circle)   by John Irving

Slouching Towards Bethlehem: Essays (FSG Classics)   by Joan Didion

If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler   by Italo Calvino

To Kill a Mockingbird   by Harper Lee

Great Expectations   by Charles Dickens

Harry Potter Boxed Set   by J.K. Rowling

Anna Karenina   by Leo Tolstoy

Dubliners   by James Joyce

Midnight’s Children: A Novel   by Salman Rushdie

Sea of Poppies   by Amitav Ghosh

White Noise   by Don DeLillo

Mountains Beyond Mountains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, a Man Who Would Cure the World (Random…   by Tracy Kidder

Crime and Punishment (Penguin Classics)   by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Catch-22   by Joseph Heller

His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass / the Subtle Knife / the Amber Spyglass   by Philip Pullman

The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter   by Carson McCullers

Little Women   by Louisa May Alcott

A Wizard of Earthsea   by Ursula K. Le Guin

A Moveable Feast   by Ernest Hemingway

Cat’s Cradle   by Kurt, Jr. Vonnegut

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy   by Douglas Adams

The Histories   by Herodotus

The Sound and the Fury: The Corrected Text   by William Faulkner

A Wild Sheep Chase   by Haruki Murakami

The Great Gatsby   by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Their Eyes Were Watching God   by Zora Neale Hurston

The Phantom Tollbooth   by Norton Juster

Housekeeping: A Novel   by Marilynne Robinson

Dealing with Dragons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Book One   by Patricia C. Wrede

The Bell Jar (P.S.)   by Sylvia Plath

Cannery Row   by John Steinbeck

Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World: A Novel (Vintage International)   by Haruki Murakami

Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction   by J. D. Salinger

Shadow & Claw: The First Half of ‘The Book of the New Sun’   by Gene Wolfe

The Scarlet Letter   by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Watchmen   by Alan Moore

The Complete Stories   by Flannery O'Connor

Orlando: A Biography   by Virginia Woolf

Moby-Dick: or, The Whale(Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)   by Herman Melville

High Fidelity   by Nick Hornby

Watership Down   by Richard Adams

Half of a Yellow Sun   by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao   by Junot Díaz

The Stranger   by Albert Camus

Pale Fire   by Vladimir Nabokov

Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Editon   by Anne Frank

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch   by Neil Gaiman

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew/The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe/The Horse and H   by C.S. Lewis

For Whom the Bell Tolls   by Ernest Hemingway

Enormous Changes at the Last Minute   by Grace Paley

Haroun and the Sea of Stories   by Salman Rushdie

You Shall Know Our Velocity   by Dave Eggers

Baudolino   by Umberto Eco

Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me (Twentieth-Century Classics)   by Richard Farina

Dead Souls   by Nikolai Gogol

I, Claudius: From the Autobiography of Tiberius Claudius, Born 10 B.C., Murdered and Deified A.D. 54   by Robert Graves

In Our Time   by Ernest Hemingway

Jayber Crow: A Novel   by Wendell Berry

Little, Big   by John Crowley

Popol Vuh: The Mayan Book of the Dawn of Life   by Dennis Tedlock

The Left Hand of Darkness   by Ursula K. Le Guin

The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood   by Howard Pyle

The Razor’s Edge   by W. Somerset Maugham

The Sea, the Sea   by Iris Murdoch

The Unbearable Lightness of Being   by Milan Kundera

The Bone People   by Keri Hulme

Nine Stories   by J.D. Salinger

Drown   by Junot Diaz

Hamlet (The New Folger Library Shakespeare)   by William Shakespeare

Infinite Jest   by David Foster Wallace

The Age of Innocence (Penguin Twentieth-Century Classics)   by Edith Wharton

The Blue Sword   by Robin McKinley

The Odyssey   by Homer

Song of Solomon   by Toni Morrison

Gilead   by Marilynne Robinson

A Little Princess   by Frances Hodgson Burnett

A People’s History of the United States: 1492 to Present   by Howard Zinn

Les Miserables   by Victor Hugo

Sometimes a Great Notion   by Ken Kesey

Cloud Atlas   by David Mitchell

Leaves of Grass: The First (1855) Edition (Penguin Classics)   by Walt Whitman

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Newbury, Luafalemana named honorary game captains

NATCHITOCHES – Honorary Captains who performed the coin toss for Northwestern State University’s Oct. 13 football game were Sergeant Steven Newbury, U.S. Army Retired, and Second Lieutenant Taimata Luafalemana.  Northwestern State University’s Department of Military Science and Demon Battalion has a tradition of welcoming and recognizing active and retired servicemen and women prior to all home athletic events.

 Newbury served 10 years in the Army Transportation Corps and as a gunner during his three years in combat.  In 2006-2008, he was deployed with Headquarters and Headquarters Company, Third Corps, Fort Hood, to Camp Victory, Baghdad, Iraq.  He returned to Iraq in 2010 – 2011 and served in Basra with Fort Riley’s First Infantry Division, the Big Red One.  He was medically discharged in December 2012.  Newbury’s hometown is Junction City, Kansas, but he and his wife Jennifer now call Robeline home.  

 Luafalemana is one of the U.S. Army’s newest officers, having commissioned as a second lieutenant through NSU’s ROTC program on Oct. 12. Luafalemana graduated from Northwestern’s Leesville/Fort Polk campus and received a Bachelor of Arts in Communication with a concentration in Mass Communication and a Minor in Military Science.  After completing the Quartermaster Basic Officer Leader Course at Fort Lee, Virginia, she will be assigned to Fort Carson, Colorado.

 A Cadet Scholar, Lieutenant Luafalemana was a member of the National Honor Society and listed on the honor’s and dean’s lists. She earned a 3-year Advanced Designee ROTC Scholarship and served on the Demon Battalion Ranger Challenge and Color Guard Teams.  Second Lieutenant Luafalemana hails from Honolulu, Hawaii.

 Honorary Captains:

 Sergeant Steven Newbury, U.S. Army Retired, and Second Lieutenant Taimata Luafalemana were Honorary Captains for NSU’s Oct. 13 football game.  They were congratulated by, from left, Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Smalley, U.S. Army Retired, Northwestern Demon Regiment Chief of Staff; NSU President Dr. Chris Maggio and Lieutenant Colonel Wendell Bender, Professor of Military Science.

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Stopa Auction League: Navigating 14 teams, Superflex format

Tom Brady takes on extra value in a two-quarterback league (AP)

The Stopa Law Firm is a different kind of fantasy football expert league.

It’s a big-money league (thanks to Mark Stopa, benefactor) and it’s a league about jumbo starting spots (super flex — which strongly encourages two starting quarterbacks — two tight ends, another flex spot) and limited bench space. A modified PPR scoring format is used.

And oh yeah, it’s an auction. And it’s a party that goes down in Las Vegas in mid-July. We can’t post all the photos here, someone would get divorced or arrested.

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The challenge is steeper this year, with noted experts Scott Jenstad and Vlad Sedler jumping in, bringing us to 14 teams. We also welcomed back Michael Salfino after a one-year absence.

(Keep in mind teams were not required to fill out their starting roster on draft day; several teams passed on defense and kicker).

League History: 2016: Jeff Erickson over E. Brad Evans 2015: Andy Behrens over Chris Liss 2014: Andy Behrens over Mike Salfino 2013: Dalton Del Don over Scott Pianowski 2012: Scott Pianowski over Dalton Del Don

I asked the league members to comment about their strategy, the auction, or anything they wanted. Here’s what they had to say. Your full auction results are viewable here.

(Summary: TL; DR)

Peter Schoenke

QB: Matt Ryan 30, Alex Smith 5, Jared Goff 1

RB: Ezekiel Elliott 48, LeGarrette Blount 10, Frank Gore 7, Jamaal Wiliams 1, Alvin Kamara 1, Wendell Smallwood 1, Wayne Gallman 1, Jeremy Langford 1

WR: Jordy Nelson 40, T.Y. Hilton 40, Donte Moncrief 11, Mike Williams 1

TE: Tyler Higbee 1, Ben Watson 1

Most “experts” don’t want to admit when the screwed up an auction, but I did on this one. Not so much on the players. I got some decent values (Blount $10, Moncrief $11) and don’t hate my team. However, I wanted to spend at WR and QB, but early in the draft I priced enforced on Zeke Elliott and got “stuck” on him at $48. That’s likely $5 less than he’d typically go for but people were sitting on their hands early in the auction. However, it sent me down a path that I don’t think fared as well for me, similar to how when you take a RB in the first round of an auction.

I’m a WR-first guy. I stubbornly decided to still pay for WR and likely overpaid for T.Y. Hilton and Jordy Nelson, but I decided I wanted some high-floor players since we’re drafting so early and about half your roster is going to be picked up in free agency with this league’s thin benches. Those choices had me chasing for QBs and I never was able to pull the trigger on the $15 – $20 QB I desperately needed. As a result, that left me with Alex Smith as my superflex and Jared Goff as my backup QB. There’s a hint of floor and upside in that duo, but not exactly what I had in mind in a 14-team league.

Mark Stopa

QB: Aaron Rodgers 48, Tom Brady 40

RB: Mark Ingram 20, Tevin Coleman 16, Thomas Rawls 3, Jalen Richard 1, Latavius Murray 1, Dion Lewis 1

WR: Amari Cooper 32, Sammy Watkins 22, Jamison Crowder 10, Malcom Mitchell 1, Devin Funchess 1, Chris Hogan 1

TE: Xavier Grimble 1, Jesse James 1

DST: Buffalo 1

In a deep format like this, everyone will have weak spots. Given how RBs, WRs, and TEs emerge from nowhere each year, I’d rather be weaker at those positions than QB, and I auctioned accordingly. There’s simply no chance any QB outside the top 20 is going to be someone you want to use each week, and many owners doing so are wasting a valuable bench spot on a third crummy QB to make up for the crummy one in their superflex.

As for the rest, Rawls and Richard are great ways to fade Lacy and Lynch, two guys I won’t be owning in 2017 seasonal. I like my cheap Pats guys (Lewis, Hogan, Mitchell) because if injuries strike (Cooks, Edelman), they’ll be gold. Remember, the earlier in 2017 your draft/auction occurs, the more upside on bench matters, as preseason injuries will happen. Bills D gets the Jets at home Week 1; picking on NYJ will be an ideal way to stream defenses this year.

Kevin Payne

QB: Jameis Winston 30, Carson Wentz 16

RB: Ty Montgomery 30, Mike Gillislee 21, Dalvin Cook 18, Gig Bernard 1, Rex Burkhead 1, Devontae Booker 1

WR: Allen Robinson 24, Keenan Allen 13, Stefon Diggs 6, Jermaine Kearse 1, Jordan Matthews 1, Will Fuller 1

TE: Greg Olsen 19, Delanie Walker 16, Evan Engram 1

I got a starting lineup with the majority of my money and then went $1 for every bench spot. Didn’t draft a kicker or defense. Drank a lot of vodka. I’d recommend this for all.

Kirk Cousins, face of the Salfino franchise (AP)

Michael Salfino

QB: Drew Brees 37, Kirk Cousins 30

RB: Le’Veon Bell 54, Marlon Mack 3, Matt Forte 2, James White 1, Chris Thompson 1

WR: Michael Crabtree 13, Adam Thielen 5, Randall Cobb 8, Kenny Britt 3, Rishard Matthews 3, Tyler Lockett 2, Chris Conley 1

TE: Travis Kelce 33, Coby Fleener 2, Dwayne Allen 2

The story of the draft was that QBs went for too little in this format and WRs went for too much. So I’m thrilled to land Drew Brees ($37) and Brees Jr., Kirk Cousins. The endgame worked for me because I got some really good WR values by my rankings: Britt, Matthews, Thielen, Cobb for a combined 9% of my budget. Britt for $3 thrilled me even though I want to avoid paying for players on teams that are likely to have major QB problems. The thing is, I think Cody Kessler is pretty good — if only I believed the Browns did, too.

I wish I said $53 for David Johnson instead of later having to say $54 for Le’Veon Bell. I have to worry a little about a holdout and Bell is a greater injury risk given their respective histories. My other regret is not saying $4 for Kareem Hunt, who has a David Johnson 2015 vibe.

Scott Jenstad/Vlad Sedler

QB: Derek Carr 25, Tyrod Taylor 20

RB: David Johnson 52, C.J. Anderson 18, Ameer Abdullah 11, DeAndre Washington 1, Shane Vereen 1

WR: Demaryius Thomas 24, Willie Snead 15, DeSean Jackson 11, Corey Coleman 2, Mike Wallace 2, Josh Doctson 1, Ted Ginn 1

TE: Kyle Rudolph 11, Charles Clay 1

DST: Denver 1

(Jenstad replies) — We came in with a plan for 2 of the top 22 QB (that is where we set our cut off) but not one of the top 3-4, one stud RB and then to play with the depth at WR and attack the mid-range WR after people had spent money on the top WR. I regret $29 total on CJ Anderson and Ameer Abdullah, although I do like Abdullah, but I think we could have bargain shopped for our 3rd RB slot and used that money to upgrade a bit at WR and TE. However, I absolutely love our late bargain WR and I think Coleman, Wallace, Doctson and Ginn for $6 made our depth and is an absurd group for the prices. I worry about 2nd TE in a 2 TE league as we ended up having to go bottom of the barrel there so that is a spot we will need to work on pretty quickly. I regret letting Jeff land Prescott for only $21, I would love to swap out $20 Tyrod Taylor for $21 Dak.

Andy Behrens

QB: Russell Wilson 33, Ben Roethlisberger 26, DeShone Kizer 1, Paxton Lynch 1

RB: Demarco Murray 36, Isaiah Crowell 26, Duke Johnson 3, Kareem Hunt 3, Darren Sproles 1

WR: Davante Adams 25, Julian Edelman 9, Pierre Garcon 6, Eric Decker 6

TE: Jack Doyle 13, Hunter Henry 9

PK: Adam Vinatieri 1

DST: Minnesota 1

We bumped the league size up to 14 teams this year, which is pretty much the outer limit for a two-TE superflex format. The depth of this league led me to balance my spending across positions. I didn’t want to leave the auction with an unfinished team, knowing I had work to do on the wire. Going in, I’d intended to wait on receivers, the position offering the greatest depth; that approach resulted in decent deals on Garcon, Edelman and Decker.

If you guys want to see a roadmap to despair, check out Liss’ team. A disgrace to the fantasy industry.

Derek Van Riper

QB: Joe Flacco 15, Carson Palmer 15

RB: Lamar Miller 25, Paul Perkins 17, Jamaal Charles 3, Rob Kelly 2, Darren McFadden 1, Aaron Jones 1

WR: Julio Jones 45, A.J. Green 40, Emmanuel Sanders 14, Tavon Austin 1

TE: Tyler Eifert 9, Martellus Bennett 9, Vance McDonald 1

PK: Matt Bryant 1

DST: Kansas City 1

My plan going into the auction was to have one elite QB (Rodgers, Brady, Brees) and one elite RB (Bell, Johnson, or Elliott). It fell though, however, as the pricing at the top exceeded my expectations, and at 14 teams, I was slightly less adamant about sticking to a stars-and-scrubs approach. The value at the top of the pool came with the elite receivers, leading me to build around Julio Jones and A.J. Green instead. The most unexpected trend from the auction that makes my team vulnerable is the high cost of the mid-range and low-end quarterbacks thanks to two additional teams in the league, and our use of the Superflex. My hope, however, is that the likes of Carson Palmer and Joe Flacco can be within a couple points per game of the options who were priced up $10-15 higher, and that my strength at WR, TE, and lack of a hole (initially) at running back gives me good balance from week-to-week. 

Bradley Evans

QB: Sam Bradford 8, DeShaun Watson 5, Mike Glennon 4

RB: Melvin Gordon 39, LeSean McCoy 36, Samaje Perine 16, Bilal Powell 12

WR: DeAndre Hopkins 25, Alshon Jeffery 25, Tyreek Hill 22, Cooper Kupp 1, Cole Beasley 1, Zay Jones 1

TE: Jared Cook 2, Antonio Gates 1

PK: Mason Crosby 1

DST: Seattle 1

When tequila happens, you land Mike Glennon, Sam Bradford and Deshaun Watson as your only QBs. Intended at the onset, I purposely ignored the QB and TE positions and instead focused on acquiring high floor RBs/WRs. Though loaded in the latter areas (RBs: McCoy/Gordon/Powell/Perine; WRs: Alshon/Hopkins/Tyreek), it came at a tremendous cost elsewhere. Inevitably, I’ll spin a RB off at some point for a passing upgrade, but my roster-construction experiment could blow up the lab.

Brandon Funston

QB: Eli Manning 20, Blake Bortles 16

RB: Jordan Howard 35, Marshawn Lynch 25, Joe Mixon 20, Jeremy Hill 3, Jonathan Stewart 6

WR: Michael Thomas 38, Kelvin Benjamin 10, Tyrell Williams 7, Corey Davis 5, Brandon Marshall 4, Quincy Enunwa 3

TE: Julius Thomas 4, Austin Hooper 3, Jason Witten 2

DST: Arizona 1

Overall, I’m happy with the roster I was able to pull together – no glaring positional weaknesses. Miracle of all miracles, I was able to be a patient shopper and not blow my budget in the early-round inflationary period. But maybe I was a tad too patient, as I had $6 to play with at the end when everyone else was pretty much in $1-draft mode. I ended up using that $6 on Jonathan Stewart, but if I think back on how it could have played out better, it would have probably been to pay $8-9 for a tight end like Hunter Henry or Zach Ertz instead of $4 for Julius Thomas and gone with a $1 DeAndre Washington (I have Marshawn Lynch, so it would have made some sense) in the end at RB instead of J-Stew.

(Note: Funston traded Eric Ebron to Pianowski for Corey Davis and Jason Witten, shortly after the draft ended.)

Jeremy Maclin was a July bargain (AP)

Liz Loza

QB: Philip Rivers 26, Josh McCown 1

RB: Jay Ajayi 39, Leonard Fournette 30, Adrian Peterson 16, Eddie Lacy 13, Jonathan Williams 3, James Connor 2

WR: Martavis Bryant 20, John Brown 14, Jeremy Maclin 5, Beshard Perriman 3, Robby Anderson 1

TE: Jordan Reed 24, A. J. Derby 1

PK: Chandler Catanzarro 1

DST: Los Angeles Rams 1

Thank goodness for Grey Goose and Jeremy Maclin. After spending the bulk of my coin on RBs, I needed to snag an undervalued wideout. With over 300 targets up for grabs in Charm City, Maclin is a steal late in drafts… and I got him for just $5!

Dalton Del Don

QB: Cam Newton 32, Marcus Mariota 30

RB: Joe Williams 3, Jacquizz Rodgers 1

WR: Odell Beckham 44, Mike Evans 42, Brandin Cooks 37, Marqise Lee 2, Sterling Shepard 1, Eli Rogers 1, Paul Richardson 1, J.J. Nelson 1, Allen Hurns 1

TE: David Njoku 1, Austin Sefferian-Jenkins 1

PK: Brandon McManus 1

DST: New England 1

I entered with a “stars and scrubs” strategy, planning on spending big on quarterbacks and wide receivers. Whether that strategy works (or if I got the right players) remains to be seen, but I certainly executed it. I regret not securing more $1 running back fliers, as I need to get lucky there (my starters are ugly). But this auction took place in mid-July, and RB is by far the most volatile position. I’ll have to be extra aggressive with FAAB at the position.

Chris Liss

QB: Andrew Luck 35, Andy Dalton 21, Cody Kessler 1

RB: Carlos Hyde 27, C.J. Prosise 3, Charles Sims 2, D’Onta Foreman 1, Robert Turbin 1

WR: Dez Bryant 36, DeVante Parker 10, Kevin White 3, Curtis Samuel 1

TE: Rob Gronkowski 34, Jimmy Graham 20, O.J. Howard 2

PK: Justin Tucker 2

DST: New York Giants 1

Here’s my writeup from Rotowire.

My thoughts are you need to have a decent QB at the QB flex spot. And one who won’t lose his job unless he gets hurt. If I were to do it over again, I’d probably have bought a third instead of Carlos Hyde and punted RB altogether. I’m fairly sure I could trade a $27 QB for a $30-plus back.

I didn’t intend to go big on TE, but Pianow and I were advancing the bid on Gronkowski, who’s worth $40 in this format, and he stopped at $34. I was actually happy to get him even though I probably won’t have him anywhere else.

I went big on Graham because I had some money left, though he was the best player available (again in the two-TE format) and would rather struggle in the end game than leave $ on the table. It cost me a couple Stefon Diggs types, who I could use, but I’m probably better off with Graham.

Scott Pianowski

QB: Matthew Stafford 19, Brian Hoyer 6

RB: Devonta Freeman 37, Todd Gurley 29, Danny Woodhead 8

WR: Antonio Brown 51, Golden Tate 17, Cameron Meredith 10, Larry Fitzgerald 7, Marvin Jones 1, Robert Woods 1

TE: Eric Ebron 5, Cameron Brate 3, C.J. Fiedorowicz 3

PK: Stephen Gostkowski 2

DTS: Houston 1

I agree with most of Peter Schoenke’s comments, up top. I like to go into auctions with a highly agnostic strategy, but this was a league screaming for more urgency at quarterback. Most fantasy players can take that position casually, given the league-wide depth, but that is not the case in a 14-team league where everyone is highly incentivized to play two QBs a week. I should have grabbed three solid starters or two high-level guys who could land in the Top 10 with a reasonable runout. If we did this auction again tomorrow, I’m sure a bunch of teams would approach the QB position differently.

It’s never a bad idea to make an early overpayment in an auction if it’s something you really want or really need. I should have parked one major QB early, then seen how the market unfolded. Instead, I stuck to my agnostic leanings and probably paid for it.

I do like the rest of my team, but I’m thin at the one position you can’t be thin at. The trade market probably won’t be much; Brad Evans can tell you that. And it’s hard to imagine a lot of QB talent coming into the league, guys we haven’t already drafted.

(Note: After the draft, Pianowski traded Corey Davis and Jason Witten to Brandon for Eric Ebron and an open spot, to be filled later).

Jeff Erickson

QB: Dak Prescott 21, Ryan Tannehill 18, Trevor Siemian 3

RB: Christian McCaffrey 25, Spencer Ware 13, Doug Martin 9, Theo Riddick 7, Derrick Henry 5, Terrance West 3, Kenneth Dixon 2

WR: Doug Baldwin 37, Terrelle Pryor 29, Jarvis Landry 17, Taylor Gabriel 1

TE: Zach Ertz 8, Zach Miller 1

PK: Dan Bailey 1