#dr. wendell carson

[radioprinz]

Darius and Grace talk to Dr. Wendell Carson who perfectly sums um the plot of S2 😅

[goalhofer]

I’d like to add some

Noel “Noeldozer” Acciari

Sebastian “Magic Hockey Elf” Aho

Zach “Snack”/”Snackary” Aston-Reese

Nicklas “Snackström” Bäckström

Jordie “Yukon Cornelius” Benn

Andrew “Backdoor Bubba” Berenzweig

Ben “Bish” Bishop III

Paul “BizNasty” Bissonnette

Nick “Rotisserie Chicken”/”Jughead” Bjugstad

Mikkel “Hot Bød” Bødker

Brock “The Flow”/”Brockstar” Boeser

Francis “The Cube” Bouillon

“Tech Support” Jay Bouwmeester

Johnny “Manchuk”/”Johnny Rocket” Boychuk

Tyler “Flowzak”/”Phil Kessel’s Chauffeur” Bozak

Adam “The Flying Scotsman” Brown

Ilya “Mr. Universe” Bryzgalov

Peter “Ned Flanders” Budaj

“Disco” Dan Bylsma

Daniel “Gorilla Salad”/”Luigi” Carcillo

Cole “Goal” Caufield

Roman “The Roman Empire”/”Roman Candle”/”The Bipolar Goaler” Čechmánek

Peter “Celery” Cehlárik

Chris “Honey Nut” Chelios

Jason “Ice Cheetah” Chimera

Wendel “Captain Crunch” Clark

David “Wendel”/”Bottle Police” Clarkson

J.T. “Jimothy Timothy”/”Jompher Compher” Compher

Kyle “KFC” Connor

Charlie “Baby Gronk” Coyle

Lionel “The Big Train” Conacher

Matt “POS” Cooke

Carson “Shovel-Shot” Cooper

Harold “Baldy” Cotton

Logan “Cooch”/”Juicy” Couture

Dylan “The Workhouse From Whitehorse” Cozens

Sidney “Squidney”/”Darryl” Crosby

Jake “From State Farm” DeBrusk

Rick “Injured” DiPietro

Tie “The Albanian Assassin” Domi

Ryan “Donut”/”Dunkin’ Donato” Donato

Leon “Dr. Drai”/”The Chronic Scorer”/”Neon Leon” Draisaitl

Ken “Thieving Giraffe” Dryden

Steve “Demolition Derby” Durbano

Ray “Chicken Parm” Ferraro

Valtteri “Flipper”/”Spatula”/”Filthy Mitts” Filppula

Ron “Flockey Hockey” Flockhart

Warren “McLovin” Foegele

Jakob “JFK”/”Scrabble” Forsbacka-Karlsson

Jimmy “The Blonde Bouncer” Fowler

Ron “Ronnie Franchise” Francis

“The Missing” Link Gaetz

Alexander “Belarusian Bonbon” Galchenyuk

Johnny “Ham And Cheese” Gaudreau

Ryan “Captain Rogaine” Getzlaf

Michail “Crosbovski”/”Garbageovski” Hraboŭski

Mikael “Granny”/”Granny Smith” Granlund

Nikita “Goose” Gusev

Jaroslav “Crackhalakin’“ Halák

Carter “Cahtah Haht”/”Starter Hart” Hart

Dany “Fuckin’ All-Star” Heatley

Danton “Heinz”/”Ketchup” Heinen

Niklas “Swedish Missile Defense System” Hjalmarsson

Bengt “Homer” Holmström

Bo “Scorevat”/”Hotdog” Horvat

Cristobal “The Man From France”/”Hip-Hip-Huet” Huet

Chad “Ocho-Cinco” Johnson

Andreas “Mango” Johnsson

Jussi “Juicey”/”Juice” Jokinen

Martin “Joner”/”Game Of Jones” Jones

Patrick “20-Cent” Kane; Jr.

Kirill “The Thrill”/“Dollar Bill Kirill” Kaprizov

“King” Karl “The Swedish Bobby Orr” Karlsson

Melker “The Melkman” Karlsson

Matt “Kassassination” Kassian

Chris “Cageface” Kelly

Phil “The Thrill”/”Philly Cheese”/”Hotdog Boy” Kessel; Jr.

Nikolai “The ‘Bulin Wall” Khabibulin

Miikka “Finnisher” Kiprusoff

John “The Ghost Of Göteborg“ Klingberg

Leo “The Russian Finn From Estonia”/”Steve Dangles Man Crush” Komarov

Vladimir “The Vladiator” Konstantinov

Anže “Raccoon Jesus” Kopitar

Joonas “Magikorp” Korpisalo

Alex “AK27″ Kovalev

Chris “Big Jet No Pilot” Kreider

David “French Fries” Krejčí

Kevin “Straight To The Banc” Labanc

Blaine “The Lach Net Monster” Lacher

Andrew “Gary” Ladd

Guy “Le Démon Blonde” Lafleur

Ian “Mumbles”/”The Sparkplug” Laperrière

Georges “The Vegan” Laraque

John “Johnny Vermont” LeClair

Nick “Mumbles”/”Ledd Dog” Leddy

Jere “King Of Little Things” Lehtinen

Mark “The Test Tube” Letestu

Oskar “Piano Man” Lindblom

Evgeni “Geno Machine-o” Malkin

Brad “Nose Face Killah”/”Squirrel” Marchand

Patrick “Mr. San Jose” Marleau

Paul “American Hero”/”Pistol” Martin

Auston “Ajuice”/”The Big Cactus”/”Fivehead” Matthews

Charlie “Chuckie Bright Lights”/”Bonafide Stallion” McAvoy; Jr.

Connor “McJesus” McDavid

Ryan “Mac Truck” McDonough

Curtis “McBackup”/”Tabasco” McIlhenney

Kirk “McGoalie” McLean

Jamie “Noodles” McLennan

Mark “Satan”/”MoFo” Messier

Marc “Meth” Methot

Milan “9MM” Michálek

Willie “Bill Pickle” Mitchell

Ál “The Big Cuban” Montoya

Donald “Papa Moog”/”Peaches” Moog

Ken “Wolfman” Morrow

Douglas “Cranky” Murray

Matt “Murrdawg” Murray

Lou “Sweet Lou From The Soo” Nanne

Mats “Le Petit Viking” Näslund

Martin “Nachos” Nečas

Brock “Brock ‘n’ Roll”/”The Pocket-Brocket”/Brocky Mountain High” Nelson

Bernie “The Pumper Nicholl Kid” Nicholls

Antero “Frank” Niittymaki

Shane “SOB” O’Brien

for reasons that aren’t important right now, i had to get on the wiki list of all hockey nicknames to look something up. this turned out to be a treasure trove of joy. i have compiled my favorites for you now

[nsula]

Newbury, Luafalemana named honorary game captains

NATCHITOCHES – Honorary Captains who performed the coin toss for Northwestern State University’s Oct. 13 football game were Sergeant Steven Newbury, U.S. Army Retired, and Second Lieutenant Taimata Luafalemana.  Northwestern State University’s Department of Military Science and Demon Battalion has a tradition of welcoming and recognizing active and retired servicemen and women prior to all home athletic events.

 Newbury served 10 years in the Army Transportation Corps and as a gunner during his three years in combat.  In 2006-2008, he was deployed with Headquarters and Headquarters Company, Third Corps, Fort Hood, to Camp Victory, Baghdad, Iraq.  He returned to Iraq in 2010 – 2011 and served in Basra with Fort Riley’s First Infantry Division, the Big Red One.  He was medically discharged in December 2012.  Newbury’s hometown is Junction City, Kansas, but he and his wife Jennifer now call Robeline home.  

 Luafalemana is one of the U.S. Army’s newest officers, having commissioned as a second lieutenant through NSU’s ROTC program on Oct. 12. Luafalemana graduated from Northwestern’s Leesville/Fort Polk campus and received a Bachelor of Arts in Communication with a concentration in Mass Communication and a Minor in Military Science.  After completing the Quartermaster Basic Officer Leader Course at Fort Lee, Virginia, she will be assigned to Fort Carson, Colorado.

 A Cadet Scholar, Lieutenant Luafalemana was a member of the National Honor Society and listed on the honor’s and dean’s lists. She earned a 3-year Advanced Designee ROTC Scholarship and served on the Demon Battalion Ranger Challenge and Color Guard Teams.  Second Lieutenant Luafalemana hails from Honolulu, Hawaii.

 Honorary Captains:

 Sergeant Steven Newbury, U.S. Army Retired, and Second Lieutenant Taimata Luafalemana were Honorary Captains for NSU’s Oct. 13 football game.  They were congratulated by, from left, Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Smalley, U.S. Army Retired, Northwestern Demon Regiment Chief of Staff; NSU President Dr. Chris Maggio and Lieutenant Colonel Wendell Bender, Professor of Military Science.