#downers south

[dollarstorebonerpills]

not the top three inches of my head peaking over the top of the bathroom stlal

[theclassymike]

Lucas TIll in the film The Curse of Downer's Grove (2015)

[beseeingyou]

lucas' burthday is coming up in 20 days (yeah i know im getting to this a little late 😭 im so sorry) and i have put together this project so we can show him how much we appreciate him!

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@boolger @cannibalisticcorpse @nursestardust @desparikon @rosieblogstuff

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[sealbuffed]

cherishing moments versus mourning them before they're even over

[downerssouthhs]

ceck out this absolute banger peice of fan art by @z0mb1b0y

this proud student took it apon theirself to make this beautiful art piece to show his appreciation for the school.

[0verseer-o9]

funfact I gave in and now I have a South Park OC

here’s the reference sheet for him they’re cool

also this

[im-no-jedi]

I am genuinely sick to my stomach with worry y’all. I’m so worried they’re gonna lose everything AGAIN. like, this is a very specific trauma of mine, but if Pabu gets discovered by the Empire and subsequently destroyed, I literally won’t be able to handle it. and then if the fam gets separated at any point (or worse, someone dies), I REALLY won’t be able to handle it.

again, I have very specific irl trauma that affects the way I view media, and since TBB is my comfort show, I have boundaries that I do NOT want crossed. the very idea that they could lose another home is genuinely bringing me to tears just as I’m writing this up. and don’t even get me started on the idea that someone will leave the group or die, I just won’t be able to handle it.

I’ve had so many shows and other media in the past disappoint me with specific plot points that ended up turning me away from the franchise entirely. obviously, something going sour in TBB wouldn’t turn me away from SW as a whole (even the sequel trilogy couldn’t do that LOL). but again, I’ve already personally lost so much that losing yet another thing would devastate me beyond repair. I’m still feeling the after effects of losing my love for Destiny after all these years, and I just can’t handle another loss like that.

I know it sounds silly, but genuinely, this is just a personal problem of mine in relation to my trauma. I’ve had several talks with my mom about how our family relates to TBB almost too well at times, and to see them go through another devastating loss would actually break me. I’m trying to remain hopeful, but the doom and gloom that’s been teased isn’t helping. and no, I can’t just avoid social media for the next two weeks; that’s unrealistic.

I guess all I can do is channel my inner Leia and remain hopeful about what’s going to happen. if they survived what happened on Kamino, they’ll survive whatever else the Empire throws at them. I just hope I can survive it as well…

[menaceadored]

hard to enjoy fandom things when you are female, a lesbian, trans, and living in the southern US

i fear i have doomscrolled too far from the sun and now my feed is filled with only the bleakest of subjects

[babywriter]

Yeah, graduating from college felt pretty good. And, hey, you were leaving without debt! Actually, soon enough, you’ll have enough to buy a house. A little help from the parents here, a little scholarship there, a little paid internship here. I mean, things were really good. The only real downer here was your love life. Or social life even. It went real south, real fast. First thing was when you broke up with your boyfriend. It just…wasn’t working out. But then, one of your best friend, Eric, seeing as you were now single, decided to spill his feelings for you. Bad call on his part, you two stopped talking.

It’d been almost two years since you’d seen Eric, but then you got a text from him out of the blue. Strangely enough, his profile picture was that of a girl and his name was…Erica? You thought Eric was this straight cis dude, turns out he wasn’t! While you did miss Eric, you weren’t sure you would’ve answered a text from him. Erica on the other hand? You had hope that she was completely over you.

“Come in, come in.” said Erica’s mother. “She’s in the living room.”

You had been briefed that she was regressed. But still. This was a lot to take in. She was so pretty! And so cute! An absolute doll. But seeing a twenty-two-year-old woman dressed like that felt pretty weird. Pigtails, pacifier…a toy in her hand and a frilly dress on her. She looked so sweet, though. Then, you saw that huge bulking diaper.

When you talked to Erica, it felt like talking to your old friend, but a childish and feminine version of that old friend. A side you hadn’t really seen. She’d been regressed for a while now and, as it turns out, was into men! You did feel a bit giddy about that news. She wasn’t going to be into you anymore! Not only that, but it seemed you’d just made a girlfriend. Erica was easy to talk to and you were both so open to each other and you got to gush about your love troubles with the guys you were seeing recently and Erica got to daydream about wanting a big strong daddy to pick her up.

After a few hours, Erica’s diaper was soaked and needed changing. This was your signal that it was time to leave. But you couldn’t help yourself and offered to adopt Erica or at the very least babysit her. To have a babygirl like that would be so, so much fun, you thought.

When leaving Erica’s house, you daydreamed of a life with a boyfriend and your babygirl. Able to live your fantasy of a family life while giving your babygirl the mommy and daddy she wants. You could take her to the park, change her diapers, breastfeed her. All the mommy things! Your boyfriend wouldn’t be threatened after all Erica was a girl in diapers, a baby! And Erica wouldn’t mind one bit you’d have a boyfriend to have sexy time and go on dates with. I mean, what a life!

Photo credit: adultbabysource.com

For more stories by me: https://reamstories.com/babywriter

[downerssouthhs]

AAAHHH HELL NAAH

!!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANT REMINDER!!!!!!!!

downers grove south highschool has a VERY strict now worms policy, if we catch any of you whores talking about how much you like worms or even worse listening to this CLOWN"S avice and munching on those soft ewy gooey worms we will send you to the deans and have you expelled. #AntiWormClub and proud!!!!!!

[princessjojo-x]

Astro Notes 2

🌈 the last six signs are often a lot wiser but they lose their innocence somewhere along the way. whereas the first six signs have child like wisdom. aries is the newborn, taurus is the infant, gemini is toddler & so on.

🌈 unevolved signs tend to embrace the negative traits of their sister sign. for example, unevolved sagittarius placements are always complaining & gossiping, which tend to be the negative traits of gemini.

🌈 there will almost always be similar sun, moon, rising signs within a family.

🌈 sagittarius or scorpio placements - may be openly attracted to minions, for example diddy & drake.

🌈 prominent fire & air placements - tend to love bomb without realising.

🌈 combination of aries & pisces - he’s probably fond of a love-hate rxship with a push-pull dynamic. initially, he’s perfect due to all the romance, passion & love bombing. eventually, he’s terrible due to the chaos he needs to create, in order to feel desired & present in the rxship.

🌈 combination of sagittarius & libra - libra placements love being courted, if paired with sagittarius placements, they’ll want to courted by everyone, aka cheat on their partner.

🌈 combination of gemini & leo - gemini is talkative & leo is self-centred. men whom have both of these placements love talking abt themselves.

🌈 combination of air venus & fire mars - the reddest flag in a man. he will chase, chase, chase but once he’s attained you he’ll loose interest.

🌈 combination of fire mars & water venus. the greenest flag in a man. he will fiercely chase you & cherish every single part of you, even he’s attained you.

🌈 moon opposite mars - he feels irritated & annoyed frequently, esp if he feels personally targeted or his feelings are hurt.

🌈 rising opposite mars - a man that feels physically incompetent in some way (for instance he may be a short king). since he doesn’t feel ‘man enough’ he’s majorly insecure. he’ll project this onto his partner (for instance yelling at her).

🌈 venus conjunct rising - the women with this placement are very superficial & huge pick me’s. they’re more concerned with their image rather than building good traits & morals. they act very unpleasant when they’re getting ignored or the attention isn’t fully on them. they value being liked & fitting in. their self esteem & happiness is tied to how many people accept them. consequently, when they feel like they aren’t vibing with anyone or that someone is criticising them, they enter a deep self pity & downer attitude. however, they do tend to be very lucky in regards to finding a good partner & they usually have a lot of options.

🌈 moon conjunct sn - these people can be narcissistic & mentally or physically abusive bc they lack empathy.

🌈 mars square/opposite moon - your personality will be completely different in bed compared to daily life.

🌈 mars conjunct/trine/sextile moon - your personality in bed will be similar to your personality in daily life; perhaps it will be more extreme in some ways but it won’t be a complete change.

🌈 personal planets conjunct south node - beginning part of their life was easy in some way, for example an uncomplicated birth into a loving family.

🌈 planets in the seventh house - may feel incomplete alone. they function better in intimate partnerships. they may even encourage others to become dependent on them, thereby maintaining the rxship they need.

🌈 twelfth house stellium - this man just reeks constant problems & trauma.

[dollarstorebonerpills]

why is my spanish teacher so lame

[theclassymike]

Lucas Till for Watch Magazine.

[transit-fag]

Hello Amtrak! As a car owner and user, my usage of the trains in MA and RI is very limited, but friend and I opted for taking the commuter rail from the Mansfield station down to Providence for Pride last Saturday to avoid traffic. This was a great experience except for when we tried to go home at 7:00 and accidentally boarded the Amtrak (Had no idea y’all shared the station with the commuter rail so we just thought this was the 6:58 prov/Stoughton line) Once boarded and a lovely gentleman came to scan our tickets, he pointed out we were on the wrong train (thank you kind sir!) He continues walking down the line and we stand up to exit the train. However, this is where my thrilling tale gets interesting! The door to exit the train car is closed and locked, so we turn to look back for help. The gentleman then shouts to us that we are not listening and to sit back down? Very confused and now embarrassed for being called out in front of all these nice people we sit back down. Reminder that we’re just trying to get from Providence to Mansfield and the Mansfield station is not on the Amtrak map. My phone is at 4% because I’m a garbage poor person who can’t buy a new iPhone and i am frantically trying to figure out where this train is actually headed as we are now being held hostage on it. Thankfully we’re heading north, but the next stop won’t be until Westwood! (This is many miles past Mansfield) The previously mentioned gentleman is nowhere to be seen and we can’t find another employee to unlock the door and let us out. We watch the actual commuter rail train pull into the station and leave without us as we are LOCKED INSIDE THE AMTRAK????? Train pulls out and we’re off. Fast forward to Westwood, we’re allowed off and then got to wait another 45 minutes at that station until the next train south arrives. Overall very mixed reviews as your train did have Wi-Fi so i was able to figure out where we were headed without my phone dying and leaving us truly stranded and was also very comfy. Unfortunately the kidnapping and holding two innocent queers hostage inside the train car was a little bit of a downer. Hilarious situation in hindsight though so 9/10 stars

This was a journey just to read

[downerssouthhs]

We at the Dgs Super Blog would like to reach out to all students who are upset over the firing of the pedo track coach and let them know that the Downers Grove South Highschool staff are always free too talk

[rotting-ink]

The Romances of Witchwood

While you fight for your life and freedom, you won't have a lot of allies, but that doesn't mean you have to go at it alone. But who will you decide to walk beside you during this time?

Picrews made with Elena's Windswept OC maker!

Book 1 Romances

L. Rawlins-

Luther/Loralei Rawlins. Werewolf. Pack Leader. Feared and love, and they're on your scent. Better clear things up quick, or you'll find yourself with a scar mirroring their's. Playlist here!

Seir-

Seir, your familiar. Demon. High blooded. They were the one who offered you your way out, and now they slink behind you wherever you go. While most times, they keep to their animal form, it doesn't mean that you can get them to slip into a more... Comfortable shape. If they like you, of course. Playlist here!

S. Della Rovere-

Sienna~Simeone Della Rovere. Vampire. Baron/Baroness. The rake around town with the devil may care attitude. A good old fashioned Rogue who follows their own flights of fancy and a slave to their own whims. Their cheery attitude comes from the fact that if they don't want to do something? They simply won't do it. It's hard to maintain their attention after capturing it. Playlist here!

V. De Winters-

Victoria~Victor DeWinters. Human. Count/Countess. Charismatic, rich and married. There are rumours surrounding their activities, some whisper that they had an affair with a famous opera singer, other's say that they're a gold digger. No one truely knows their history, and that's how they love it. Playlist here!

Z. Chambers-

Zaniyah~Zachariah Chambers. Reaper. Somber. Dead and extremely busy. Would rather if you didn't interfere with their work, but who are they to say no? Deeply melancholic, they don't often rise out of their quite subdued state, but whose to say that they won't perk up with an accused murderer begging for their help? Playlist here! (Warning, Z's playlist is mostly downers)

Book 2 Romances

Saleos-

Saleos. Wayward Familiar. If you thought Seir was high blooded, they make them look like the demons assigned to cleaning up after orgies in noble houses. Flighty and a flaunter, they make natural enemies of every single Witch Familiar they could ever come across. But they're here... For you~ Playlist here!

Starling Knight-

Starling Knight. Local Doctor doubling as the Mortician. Grey Witch, and one of the most respected ones around. You could call them a friend and they'd side eye you, even though they are the closest thing to a buddy you've had during your stay in South Hollow. Detached, stoic and with the worst bedside manner. Playlist here!

A. Lancaster

Amber/Ambrose Lancaster. Human. Witch Hunter. Cold and intense, but somehow the most humane out of everyone in the Witch Hunters. You better hope you befriend them fast, because this one is actively out for your blood. But what else is new. Playlist here!

Book 3 Romances

D. Woolf

Dietrich/Dorothea Woolf. Human. Professor. Quiet, sincere and studious, they're a potential friend built up throughout the other books. They've been sickly for a long while now, but that doesn't mean that they want to sit out on the action. Playlist here!

E. Rawlins

Emil/Emilia Rawlins. Werewolf. Loner. Bitter, spiteful and crude, they never fully rose to their full potential due to their sibling's over protectiveness. They've become jaded, nasty and obsessive, especially towards the object of their puppy love. Playlist here!

Quincy Beaumont

Quincy Beaumont. Human. Famous Opera Singer touring the continent but deigned to return to South Hollow on a very special invitation. Mean, talented, and two faced, they simply can't wait to become your closest confidante. Playlist here!