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Waiting for the next system failure Some sleepy Ep. 16 doodles
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#renee minkowski#hera#I'm love them#yall READY#for the amount of doodles I have stored up?#cause it's A LOT#between digital and 3 different sketchbooks..#i've been stockpiling#minkowski and eiffel are so important to me#bonded strays do not separate
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There is something I cherish deeply abt characters who are smart but absolute idiots
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#douglas eiffel#artists on tumblr#wolf 359 fanart#referencing the Mission Mishaps: You Want I Solve bcs hilbert ‘chemically#incentivizes eiffel to bond w his manual#it’s so silly#repost bcs I forgot things I wanted to add lmao
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The thrilling sequel.
#fop#fop a new wish#the fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#doug dimmadome#dev dimmadome#development dimmadome#obessesed with the idea of doug being a decent grandparent but a shit parent#Doug's parenting style works better as a grandparent#plus Doug just isn't as cold as Dale#mainly because his trust in the world and people in it wasn't completely shattered by a highly traumatic experience at a young age#where he was locked away from the world and grew detached from it and the people in it as a means of survival#and also wasn't able to form the necessary skills required to form strong emotional bonds in the first place because#his body was more focused on keeping him alive than developing his sense of empathy and logical reasoning :)
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ah yes. my favorite comedic podcast protagonist. *beats him with a wrench and chains him to a pipe in an empty room for three weeks*
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#daniel jacobi#whump#whumpblr#slight au where more things go wrong :)#i have a script for this and its called 'the james bond treatment'#iykyk
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just reblogged a thing and was inspired to make this lol

#courtney wheeler#jimmy pesto jr#jimmy jr#doug wheeler#jimmy pesto#jimmy pesto sr#bob’s burgers#bobs burgers#meme#handshake meme#courtney/jimmy jr brotp#courtney/jj brotp#listen to me these two have so much in common and i am personally offended by the fact that they are not friends#there's so much they could bond over!#like dancing! and singing! and having crappy dads!#if doug wheeler has no haters then i am dead#jimmy pesto ain’t as bad as he could be but it's more fun to make him an antagonist lol
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Bourne isn't sure where The Professor is within the field so he uses the report of the shotgun's gunfire to get the birds to fly around over The Professor's head, tracking their movements to reveal the position of his adversary, which is why the professor recklessly takes a run for the treeline.
Apparently this sequence originally ended with Bourne quickly ambushing and killing the Professor after intercepting him as both flank around the barn after the explosion, killing him instantly, without permission from the studio and only 5 minutes of film available, Doug Liman went out with the actors and the stunt crew and shot this sequence himself, feeling he missed out on an important emotional beat with The Professor and Bourne connecting over their shared experiences and loneliness of being Treadstone assassins.
#movies#film#cinema#the bourne identity#matt damon#clive owen#doug liman#His approach and indie-style shooting methods annoyed the studio and producers#which is why he wasn't brought back for the sequels but his films since then have proved he's nothing but a great and bankable director#but Paul Greengrass and Dan Bradley's iconic style on the sequels helped reinvent the action genre and had everyone copying their style#I believe Bourne Identity's 2nd unit stunt director worked on Casino Royale#while Dan Bradley Bourne Ultimatum and Bourne Supremacy worked on Quantum of Solace#While people claim those bond films ripped Bourne off they were directed by the same 2nd unit#Anyways the story of the insanity of filming Bourne Identity is very intriguing#there's a few videos of the ordeal on youtube and I recommend people check em out
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Day 19: Probie
"Wait, why are we only telling stories about me? There must be stories from Tommy's first year." Evan looked around the table. "I mean, we all have stories from our first year with Tommy," Chimney said. "But he was done his probie year before I started." "I joined five years after Chim," Hen agreed. Sal shook his head. "I transferred in the middle of your probie year, Han." "So no one has any stories about baby firefighter Kinard?" "I blackmailed everyone to stay quiet," Tommy said, laughing at the pout on Evan's face. "Or else." "I have my own methods. I'll find out," Evan promised, winking at Tommy. "I'm looking forward to it." "Too much information!" Chimney yelped.
other witching hour drabbles
#118dailydrabble#bucktommy#tommy kinard#evan 'buck' buckley#(i'm so sorry not every magic au drabble will actually have magic!)#(but we do have OG 118 bonding)#(magic. or at least doug. returning shortly.)#(do i feel (real? a little?) bad about having a good magic au where doug and tommy interact the most? sometimes. hahaha)#(in my defence this is pre-magic reveal)#the witching hour
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Happy birthday, Doug Moench!
#comic book birthdays#comics#doug moench#master of kung fu#inhumans#rampaging hulk#james bond: the serpent's tooth#batman: red rain#batman#wanderers#lords of the ultra realm#slash maraud#aztec ace#thor#shogun warriors#six from sirius#moon knight#deathlok
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James Bond-Serpent's Tooth Part II: Blooded in Eden
by Doug Moench; Paul Gulacy; Steve Oliff and Pat Brosseau
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The Q Boat is hoisted in the air for some adjustments before continuing the chase in Royal Victoria Dock. Doug Riddle, who designed the jet boat, is looking at the engine. Behind the scenes of "The World Is Not Enough"
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if you had a graph with the x axis being from "doesn't view batman as a father" to "views batman as a father" and y axis being from "doesn't view bruce as a father" to "views bruce as a father", where would you put each batkid?
btw, i love your recent metas <3
This is such an interesting ask!! Here's my rendition of it:
I'm going to add a little reasoning because these are contestable!
Dick: I personally don't think Dick separates Bruce from Batman the way some other Batkids do. Even if he did, Dick has been with Bruce so long, is so steeped in both his vigilante and civilian lives, that he's Bruce's son in any identity. Their bond transcends any 'Bruce vs. Batman' division.
Tim: Similarly, I don't think Tim separates Bruce/Batman, especially since he came into his life knowing both identities. The reason he's lower than Dick is because Bruce wasn't his dad originally; I'm a little biased since I'm now reading Batman: Contagion, but the presence of Jack Drake in much of Tim's tenure as Robin prevents Tim from being as strongly attached to 'Bruce/Batman = dad' as Dick.
Cass: Of course Cass separates Bruce and Batman very clearly, as she does with many people, such as herself and Babs as Oracle. For the early part of their relationship she didn't know Bruce, nor did she care; Batman is her father, Bruce is just the guy Batman happens to be sometimes. (I think this is less true recently, but she still thinks of Batman first and Bruce second).
Damian: Struggled with him because he definitely thinks of Bruce as his dad under any name, but I do think it's Batman that matters to him. He is the 'blood son' but it's the Robin mantle that establishes his relationship to Bruce (Robin, Son of Batman, not Damian, son of Bruce). This may have changed recently with the current Batman and Robin run, but for the majority of Damian's time I think it's fair to say he thought of himself as the son of Batman, not Bruce. (He is not anti Bruce though, which is why he's not that low).
Jason: Jason for sure thinks of Bruce as his dad - the entirety of UtRH wouldn't have happened if Jason didn't believe to his core that Bruce loved him as a son. That belief is so strong that Bruce overshadows Batman, in a way. Jason spars with Batman on the moral front, but his conflict is ultimately always with Bruce, which is the name he consistently uses in UtRH. This is the one I'm least sure about though because I've not read lots of Jason's runs.
Stephanie: Like Cass, Stephanie didn't know Bruce at all, so a lot of her relationship to him is Batman-only. She definitely doesn't think of either Bruce or Batman as a father - her desire for Batman's approval has shades of him being a father-figure, but it never goes as far as an actual desire for a father-daughter relationship. The only reason she's higher than Duke is because of the somewhat complicated way he echoes a father (and she, to Bruce, echoes Jason).
Duke: Duke doesn't really care about Bruce, and he cares about Batman only as a mentor. He basically tells Bruce he's only useful as Batman; even then, Duke doesn't have a super deep emotional attachment to Batman. He also loves Doug, who's still alive (though MIA), and wouldn't replace him in any scenario. He explicitly calls Batman a 'mentor' and 'friend'.
These are just my takes, I'm sure there are other interpretations of every single one of these. It's one of those questions that highly depends on your preferred dynamics for the characters, where canon can go either way. Even if this is horribly incorrect, I hope it was interesting! Thanks for the ask <3.
#bruce wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#idk i can change my mind on all of these except for duke i just hateee 'bruce is duke's dad' so much#it goes against literally everything in duke's character to have him accept bruce or batman being his dad#also i didn't wanna use wfa for once but jason's pic was so hard to find why does he have no good pictures of his face#like dan mora only drew the ugly half mask... jason im so sorry...#ask
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Today’s textured canvases once again featuring that Legally Mom AU 😁
Miles and Phoenix were never separated, and so they remained best friends through high school and college. They both went to law school, but Phoenix got a BFA and went to law school wanting to defend artistic and creative rights. He also went because he would be bored all day if Miles was still going to school and he wasn’t
Edgeworth actually becomes a lawyer and he works at his mother’s firm
Mia ends up working there instead of at Grossberg’s because it makes more sense that she would work at the firm connected to DL-6 and also uh she would have a woman as her boss lmao (Eleanor ends up becoming like a mother-figure for Mia, and Miles becomes like a younger brother to her)
Since Mia isn’t working at Grossberg’s, she wasn’t involved in the Fawles trial (which was prosecuted by Franziska). Diego was the defense attorney on that one, and he went on a solo mission to investigate Dahlia. He and Mia met and became friends, but Diego kept the Dahlia investigation close to his chest and a secret, partially to protect Mia (since they were friends now and since she was a new attorney and inexperienced). Diego and Mia finally ask each other out one day, and they plan to have a date later that week, but Diego then has to go to a meeting he has…which was with Dahlia…and he got poisoned…and by the time he wakes up, Mia is dead and they never got to go on that first date. He was asleep and unable to protect her, which is why he didn’t tell her about the Dahlia investigation in the first place. He ends up blaming the Edgeworths (Eleanor and Miles) for her death.
Dahlia (Iris) still dates Phoenix since Phoenix and Miles are dummies and have yet to confess their feelings for each other (although Eleanor can tell). Since Mia wasn’t a part of the Dahlia investigation, and since it was handled by a different firm, it didn’t raise any red flags when Phoenix started dating this chick. Phoenix was also in the courthouse library that day because, again, he wanted to go to law school with Miles (subconsciously pulling an Elle Woods).
When the murder of Doug happens, Miles isn’t a lawyer yet since, even though he could have skipped a grade or two, he never did because he didn’t want the increase in social isolation and also didn’t want to get separated from his friends he already had at his grade level. So he’s the same year as Phoenix (senior in college). I think Eleanor would then be the one defending Phoenix (rather than Mia) since she’s also basically a mother to him (he practically lived at the Edgeworth household since his home life wasn’t great, and then he moved in after his mother passed away his senior year of high school. So he’ll call her Mom and such, but he doesn’t refer to Miles as his brother and neither does Eleanor refer to them as brothers since She Knows What They Are [even if they don’t really know yet lmao])
We also figured out that for Turnabout Goodbyes, Eleanor is the one framed for Hammond’s murder since MVK wants to get rid of her as she is still trying to investigate the truth and he can’t have that. Miles has to defend his own mother BUT THEN when Miles starts saying the stuff about how he probably is the one who killed his own father, Eleanor then defends HIM and it’s just…Ough…mother son bonding over murder and death of father 😭😭😭😭
Just some thoughts 😁
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#mia fey#eleanor edgeworth#diego armando#dahlia hawthorne#iris fey#narumitsu#wrightworth#feenris#<- technically#miego#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney au#ace attorney oc#legally mom au#digital art#my art#procreate#sorry my brain is going sicko mode#yes I am projecting onto phoenix with the Getting A BFA and Then Going To Law School#<- that is my plan#I might have missed some stuff oops whatever#also Raymond still works at the Edgeworth Law Offices but since I haven’t gotten time to play AAI2 yet#I haven’t been able to integrate him into the lore (or into the lore of the Astro Boy AU)#I will one day tho lmao
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"You said you weren't dating"
Happy New Year @stevesjockstrap <3 I'm sorry this is late, this is def not what you (or I) had in mind and I'm sorry for the cliffhanger, I will coontinue this soon :')
Also fill for my @fourormore bingo "Didn't know they were dating"
Ships: Corroded Coffin, Steve/Gareth | 2.6k | M | CC living together (AND THEY WERE ROOMMMATES), pre-relationship, Jealousy, Jealous and confused Eddie, confused Steve, some flavor of a/demi-sexuality happening
"Gaaaareeeeeth!"
"Eeeeedieeeeeeeee!"
Jeff sighs. Every day he questions his choice in friends. Did he really have to pick the ones that use echolocation to find each other? It's not like the apartment is that big anyway.
Eddie jumps off the last few steps with a thud, and not for the first time, he worries one day he's going to break a leg doing so. And how a lead guitarist on a wheelchair will look in a metal band?
"Could you not jump like that?" he asks, knowing full well it will have no impact on Eddie's behaviour. But at least his conscience will be silent.
"I could, but where's the fun in that?" Eddie grins at him as he passes, trying to pat his head but Jeff ducks out of the way. He just started growing it out.
"Yeah, walking in a cast will be hella fun too," he mumbles, but gets completely ignored as Eddie has already entered the kitchen.
"What is it that I'm hearing of you hogging the garage this Thursday?" he asks as soon as he sees Gareth.
His answer is a loud sniffle and a choked voice.
"What's it to you? I just need it."
Eddie furrows his brows, suddenly worried.
"You okay, man?"
But as he steps closer he can see it's just the loads of onions Gareth's been trying to chop all by himself. He rolls his eyes.
"Outta the way, nerd," he commands as he hip-checks his friend away from the counter. "Wash your hands and face, I don't want no snot in my food."
Gareth snorts softly, but goes to the sink to do as he was told.
"You have at least three extra pairs of hands on deck, you should learn how to use them," Eddie half-heartedly scolds him.
"I know, I know," Gareth groans like an exasperated teenager, making Eddie smile. He was the youngest of the group and sometimes fell into that role way too easily.
"So, what do you need the garage for that doesn't involve your band? Working on a solo project already?" Eddie tries prying again. He can already feel the sting of his eyes, but keeps chopping.
Gareth hums.
"Yes and no," he says eventually. "It is a solo project, but I'm doing it with another person."
Eddie turns to him, blinking slowly while a singular tear rolls down his cheek.
"What?"
His friend tears off a paper towel to dab at his face.
"I saw an ad that someone is looking for a musician to help with a personal project. And I answered it," he explains simply.
Eddie leans away from his touch, his eyes wide in shock.
"You're inviting a stranger into our metal haven to play their boring personal shit?"
"Yes," Gareth deadpans. "Well, I haven't met him yet, so I don't know how boring it is. I just thought it would be fun to do something different."
"What's wrong with our thing?" Eddie bristles.
"Nothing?" Gareth frowns. "I just wanted to try something else?"
"Traitor!" his guitarist slams the knife on the counter. "Betrayer of bands! Of sacred blood brother bond!" he seethes, escaping the kitchen.
Gareth sighs.
"You never did the blood pact," he murmurs to himself. He grabs the abandoned knife to drop it into the sink. At least all the onion has been chopped.
"Hey, Gar?" Doug enters the kitchen with a confused frown. "Why is Eddie crying and telling me you're ditching us for some guy?"
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It's Thursday and Eddie is seething. Faint sound of drums is coming from the garage, short, sharp, and unprofessional. Why is Gareth wasting his time on this guy? He didn't even come through the front door to properly introduce himself. What a jerk.
"Are you gonna just sit there like that?" Jeff asks him with a raised eyebrow, spotting him as he flies down the stairs.
"He has to come up here at some point," Eddie roundaboutly answers that 'yes, absolutely'.
"And what then?" Jeff crosses his arms. "You're gonna give him a shovel talk? For paying our drummer for music lessons?"
Eddie's eyes widen.
"He's paying him?"
"Obviously?" his friend scoffs.
"Gareth's a whore," Eddie gasps in mortified realization.
Jeff shakes his head with a tired sigh, heading for the door.
"Honestly, you could follow his example, the rent isn't going to pay itself," he says, lacing up his boots.
"I am looking!" Eddie seethes.
"And I," Jeff stands back up and throws on his jacket. "Am off to work. Look harder." He salutes his friend before going out.
Eddie shakes his middle finger at the closed door. But then, he deflates. Jeff is right, he hasn't been very successful in finding a job, but he didn't want to do something that was completely meaningless and sucked the joy out of his soul. Nevertheless, he grabs the freshest issue of the local paper and flips it to the ad section.
At the very least it's a good pass-time for his stake-out mission.
His willing a pen to fly into his hand when the basement door opens to the sound of laughter.
"—all wrapped up in the shower curtain, yelling for me to kill a spider. He—Oh, hi Eddie! This is our lead guitar, Eddie. Eddie, this is Steve."
Eddie gapes at his friend and the stranger in his house.
Well, not exactly a stranger. Everybody from his year, and his second year, and half of his third year, knew of Steve fucking Harrington. The one and the same now waggling his fingers at him with an awkward smile.
"Hi," he says like he hasn't been tainting Eddie's drummer with his whole jock thing.
"You're telling him our story," he goes ignored so Eddie can seethe with accusations at his friend.
"Yeah?" Gareth raises an eyebrow at him. "I have half the rights to it?" he points out. He motions to Steve. "Bathroom is right under the staircase."
"Thanks," Steve skitters away, relieved to be out of eyesight.
Eddie is ready to tear Gareth a new one about telling a random guy the story he always tells, but he's beaten to it by his friend's furious glare.
"Why are you rude to him?" he grits out quietly so his voice doesn't carry all the way to the bathroom. "He's our guest."
"He's your guest," Eddie corrects. "I didn't invite him."
"Well, he's also paying me to come up with music for his songs, so you could at least not make him leave and find a friendlier place to do so."
Eddie scoffs.
"And what are these songs about? Boobs and parties?"
Gareth takes a fleeting glance at the bathroom door, before hurrying to the couch to lean over it and get closer to Eddie.
"They are actually so depressing, dude," he whispers. "Like, I'm kind of worried about the guy."
"I'm kind of not believing you," Eddie pulls a skeptical face.
"Remember the song Jeff wrote after Toffee died? They're all like that."
"Oh shit."
The bathroom doors open and they jump away from each other so they wouldn't look like they were whispering behind his back.
"Hi, uh," Eddie swallows his pride for the time being. "Sorry for being a dick, guess I just don't like when someone steals my favorite drummer." He shrugs with an awkward smile.
Steve, thank gods, laughs good-naturedly.
"Ah no worries. I promise I'll give him back in perfect condition."
He smiles, but not at Eddie, at Gareth, who gives an awkward chuckle. Eddie looks between them, the interaction blasting alarm bells in his head.
"Want something to drink?" Gareth ask his paying guest.
"Oh I'm parched." The infuriating smile, no, a smirk, turns up a notch.
Suddenly, Eddie loathes the idea of these two being out of public eye for even a second.
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"Okay, but like, why a drummer?"
Doug shrugs.
"Because it's a less popular, in demand instrument? It's easy to find a guitar," he pointedly motions to the three of them.
"But why—"
"Eds!" Jeff interrupts him with annoyance in his voice. "Because Steve offered to pay and Gareth answered the ad? It's quite simple."
Eddie bites his lip. He's running out of reasonable arguments on why he doesn't like that his friend is hanging one on one behind closed doors with a former king of jocks.
"So you guys are okay with that?" he asks, a bit petulantly. When only silence answers him, he looks around his friends. They're both crossing their arms with a sour expression. He raises his eyebrows. "Well?"
"Not really," admits Doug.
"Yeah, no," agrees Jeff.
Doug uncrosses his arms only to cross them the other way.
"I just don't— I'm not angry that he took an extra gig."
"I'm kind of proud, actually," Jeff pipes up.
"Yeah," Doug nods. "But I don't trust Steve. He gives off this vibe like he's going to snatch Gareth from us at any moment, which is ridiculous," he snorts. "But it's how it feels."
"I can see that, yeah," Eddie nods eagerly, relieved that he's not the only one to feel weird about this thing. "I just don't like how he looks at Gareth, like he's just..."
"Like he's another person to bend to his will."
"Yeah, with this prince charming smile of his!"
"Yeah!"
"What if he's an evil sorcerer—"
"—a wannabe bard with maxed out Charisma—"
"Oh yeah, yeah, totally—!"
They cut off suddenly when the garage door opens.
"Hi, guys!"
Eddie squints with distrust at Steve's Prince Charming smile.
"Hi, Steve."
"Mind if I..." He motions towards the bathroom."
"Not at all, be our guest. Want something to drink?"
Both Eddie and Jeff glare at Doug after his offer.
"Oh, if you have some tea, that would be nice." Steve rubs his neck in a very un-jock way. Probably to lower their defenses. "I didn't know singing dries your mouth this much," he chuckles awkwardly.
"You sing?" Eddie raises his eyebrow in surprise.
"Well, I'm trying to."
"And he's doing it really good," Gareth picks up, emerging from the basement as well. He pushes Steve gently towards the bathroom, and he goes with a small laugh.
Eddie doesn't like this familiarity between them. When he looks around, the others don't seem thrilled either.
"Speaking of," Gareth slumps between his friends on the couch, seemingly unaware of the energy in the room. "I'd like him to use his voice properly, but he's hella self conscious you'll hear him, so could you leave for a bit next week?"
His friends gape at him.
"Just an hour," he adds.
"You want us..."
"...to leave our house..."
"...so Harrington can abduct you and steal our gear?"
Everyone turns to look at Eddie.
"Okay, man, I think you're exaggerating, just a little bit."
"I admit he makes me a bit paranoid," he crosses his arms, scrunching his nose in distaste.
"Guys, don't be assholes," Gareth sighs. "He's a cool guy, I think we even could be friends."
Now everyone's eyes turn to him.
"We are your friends," Jeff points out. He's offended, aghast. Eddie nods vigorously to show he's also offended and aghast.
"I can't have an extra friend outside of the band?" Gareth crosses his arms, his expression turning stormy.
"You can," Doug hurries to placate him. "But you know how he's been in high school."
"High school was years ago," he points out. "He's chill now."
The door to the bathroom open and everyone go silent. Steve, caught under their stares, seems to shrink in on himself.
"I'll wait in the garage," he points to the door before skittering off.
Gareth turns back to his bandmates, arms falling at his sides with a sigh.
"You don't have to trust him, but you could trust me, at least."
They're silent for a beat, until Jeff sighs and nudges him in the arm.
"You're right, sorry. We'll give you guys some space."
"For the vocal lessons," Doug adds, like there was anything else they could be talking about. "I'll go make that tea." He stands up to make a tactical escape to the kitchen.
Gareth turns to Eddie, the last one to say anything.
"Fine!" he throws his hands in the air with a pained expression. "But only because you're using," he makes a vague gesture in Gareth's general direction. "Those eyes of yours."
"Eyes of mine?" his friend seems amused, for better or worse.
"Ugh, you know what I'm talking about!" Eddie stands up and storms off to his room, followed by confused stares.
"He'll come around," Jeff pats Gareth's knee.
"I fucking hope so."
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"He said an hour," Eddie points out for the fifth time, while fishing for his set of keys.
"Pretty much he didn't mean one hour from the moment you leave."
"Yeah, more like an hour of their actual session."
"Well, he didn't specify, so that's on him," Eddie scoffs, before triumphantly pulling out the keys from the pocket he's already searched.
They open the door and push each other inside to escape the chilly winter air as soon as possible.
Eddie, being the first to stumble into the foyer slash corridor amalgamation opening into their living room, gasps. Someone else makes a startled sound, Jeff bumps into him, and they almost trip when the full picture in front of them gains clarity.
Gareth leaning against Steve Harrington, lips bruised from kisses and hair sticking out at weird angles, the other's hand on his hip. He quickly pushes it off and backs away form Steve.
"Why are you guys back so early?" he bristles at his friends.
"Apparently to catch you cheating?!" Eddie yells out, scrambling out of his jacket because the sudden spike in anger made him feel like he was boiling from the inside.
Steve's head snaps towards Gareth.
"You said you weren't dating."
"We're not!" he groans, tired and exasperated. "Eddie is just being dramatic."
"I'm dramatic?!"
"Yes!"
"I think you should leave, Steve," Doug pipes up, falsely calm. His voice is unsteady, when he speaks, so Jeff sends him a cursory glance to find him just looking sad. Betrayed, even.
"Yeah. Leave, Steve," Eddie picks up happily.
Steve looks to Gareth, and he gives him a nod.
"I've got this. I'll see you later."
"Okay," Steve gives him a nod and hesitates like he's about to give him a goodbye kiss, but thinks better of it. "See you," he simply says, disappearing into the garage.
They wait in tense silence until the sound of closing garage doors is followed by the start of an engine outside.
"What the fuck, Gareth?!" Jeff bursts out.
"Yeah, what the fuck?! Harrington?! Really?!"
"What the fuck you guys!" Gareth bristles back. "I can't even kiss a guy in my own home?!"
"It's our home," Doug corrects him.
"So? Do we have a no-boyfriends policy now?"
"Boyfriend?"
They all recoil at the word. Even Gareth seems surprised by using it himself.
"I mean, he's not, but if he was," he fumbles. "You know what I mean!"
"What do you even need a boyfriend for?!" Eddie bristles, making more than one pair of eyes turn to him with confusion.
"Sex? Kissing? Dates?" Gareth offers incredulously.
Eddie waves his hands.
"So? We're here! You should have just asked!"
"I should have asked," Gareth repeats at him slowly, so he understands what he has just said. "To have sex with you."
Eddie falters a little bit.
"Yeah? We're friends, right?" he says, suddenly less sure of himself. "We trust each other. Right?"
"Right," Jeff parrots him, sounding a bit doubtful. "But like..."
"Okay," Doug pipes up suddenly.
"Huh?"
They all turn to him now. He shrugs.
"Let's have sex."
tags: @blasvemous @phantomcat94 @wheneverfeasible
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#gareth emerson#jeff stranger things#freak stranger things#corroded coffin#corroded king#steve x gareth#mine#steddie#gareth stranger things#eddie x gareth
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The Governor of Minnesota
A Secret Rendezvous in Atlanta

Featuring Gov. Tim Walz and second gentleman Doug Emhoff
Less than 48 hours away from Election Day, the political atmosphere was electric. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff had come to metro Atlanta for one last political push. They hosted a rally at the Cobb Galleria Centre in Cobb County on a brisk Sunday afternoon, where the air was charged with the energy of imminent change. Jon Bon Jovi, R.E.M. lead singer Michael Stipe, and the husband-wife duo The War and Treaty had performed, adding to the fervor. The visit was part of a flurry of political activity in Georgia, a key battleground state, before November 5th.
The rally ended with a mini-concert in the hotel ballroom, where Walz and Emhoff bonded over their shared love for rock music. There was a palpable "bro" energy, as Emhoff noted this was the first time he and Walz had held a full rally together. Both men, aged 60, reminisced about growing up in an America dominated by the popular culture of TV, films, and music.
Later, in the privacy of Doug's hotel room, away from the public eye, the tension of their campaign now morphing into something more primal. Doug's body ached with weeks of pent-up desire; his last intimate moment with Kamala felt like a distant memory. Tim's eyes had been on him throughout the campaign, especially today, and Doug could feel the weight of those looks. Now, with the door closed behind them, Doug's mind wandered to fantasies he hadn't dared explore publicly.


Walz, with his balding head, glasses perched on his nose, and his stocky build, seemed animated yet nervous. His quick delivery of words was now slower, more deliberate. "Let's both enjoy this," Tim said, his voice tinged with both excitement and the thrill of the forbidden.


He kneeled before Doug, who stood at 5'10" with an athletic build, thanks in part to his well-known yoga practice. His tattoos seemed to tell stories in the dim light - the "chai" on his bicep, a nod to his Jewish heritage; his children's names inked on the other, a testament to his paternal love; and the fraternity mark, a relic from his youth. Tim unbuckled Doug's belt, his hands shaking slightly with anticipation. As he pulled down Doug's pants, he was greeted by the sight of a hard, veiny cock, about 7 inches, with a pointed head that glistened with precum.
Tim's lips parted, his tongue tracing a path from the base of Doug's cock to its tip, savoring the saltiness of pre-cum. He took Doug into his mouth, his tongue swirling around, feeling every vein. Doug groaned, his hands gripping the arms of the chair, his body reacting to each stroke of Tim's tongue.
"Doug, do you want to fuck me?" Tim asked, his voice now husky with desire. Doug responded with a moan, nodding, his body already moving towards the bed.
Tim stood, undressing quickly, revealing his own arousal. His cock was 6.5 inches, not thick but with a pronounced head, throbbing with eagerness. Doug, perhaps spurred by the moment, grabbed Tim's cock, his strokes rough and eager, his own hand working his cock in tandem.
"Never thought about sucking a cock before," Doug murmured, his breath hot against Tim's skin before his lips enveloping the head, tongue exploring, tasting. The novelty of the act adding to the intensity, overwhelming them both. Tim's body shuddered, but he pulled away, not wanting to end it there. He positioned himself on all fours, his ass high, presented to Doug, every muscle tense with anticipation.
With a mix of saliva and pre-cum, Doug prepared himself, slicking his cock, then positioned himself at Tim's entrance.
With a growl, "Take my dick, Walz," he pushed in, the initial resistance giving way to warmth and tightness. Tim gasped, the pain sharp but quickly morphing into pleasure as Doug thrust deeper, each movement punctuated by the slap of skin against skin. As Doug found a rhythm, his hands gripping Tim's hips, his slaps on Tim's ass, the sound echoing in the room adding to the intensity.
"You like my dick?" Doug asked, his voice a mix of dominance and pleasure.
"Yes, fuck me. Make me yours," Tim panted, his voice breaking with each powerful thrust from Doug. Doug's hand found Tim's cock again, stroking it in rhythm with his thrusts, driving them both towards the edge.
The climax was explosive. Tim felt Doug's cock swell inside him, the pressure building until Doug's release came - hot, shooting deep with each spasm, filling him. Tim, overwhelmed, felt his own orgasm rip through him, his cum spurting out in thick ropes onto the bed below, his body convulsing with each wave of pleasure.
Doug's orgasm was a torrent, each pulse of cum felt by Tim, who pushed back, wanting to feel every drop. Their moans mingled, the intensity of their shared release echoing through the room. Doug's cum leaked from Tim, a warm trickle down his thighs as they both collapsed, breathless, the bed beneath them stained with the evidence of their passion. The reality of what they'd done hung between them, a secret shared in the shadows of their public lives.
"That was so surreal for me to experience that," Doug whispered, a mix of awe and guilt in his tone.
"There's more where that came from," Tim replied, a promise laced with the danger of their political lives.
This secret rendezvous in Atlanta, hidden from the world, was a moment of raw human connection amidst the chaos of politics.




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THE DUSTIN EXPERIMENT MOMENTS I THINK ARE CUTE OR NOTEWORTHY FOR YOUR FANDOM REFERENCE
Thread of moments from the official book, mainly Eddie info
Mainly Steve, Eddie and Robin or general character dynamics I think are interesting or cute, read this for fanfic help ig,
Copied from my thread on twitter- this book lays in the muddy zone canon wise BUT is officially licensed merch and signed off by the writers, enjoy!
QUICK HIGHLIGHTS: Eddie is canonically afraid of ducks, Eddie is not against Lucas being in basketball and is just worried about the kids driving each other away, Eddie jokingly flirts with male security guards
1. The jocks are SCARED of Eddie. They struggle to pick on him because they are afraid of him, and he can shut them up with ‘a look’
2. Steve picks Robin up from school to take her to her Family Video shifts so Dustin often tags along, and Stobin gossip the whole time
3. Robin is a BIG foreign films fan. She says art transcends language and Steve makes a joke that he struggles to care even when movies are in English. He took, and passed, French in high school
4. When teamed up and being serious, Steve and Robin give genuinely good advice out that is meaningful and ‘wise’. Theres a lot of fun banter with them in this second chapter, but they’re actually good at giving friendship advice to Dustin.
5. Patrick is genuinely nice, he welcomes Lucas in with open arms and a big wave- and its pissing me off having to hear all this “lucas was bad for leaving them for basketball” shit over again because he WASNT wrong and im annoyed the canon narrative tried to conclude that he was but anyway
6. Eddie makes a point of saying to not get the goths confused with the punks, and that youd learn that the hard way. He adresses his table as “ladies and gentlemen” even though there are no ladies… ‘as far as dustin can tell’
7. Unnamed freak is now apparently named Doug. Gareth is a thief, Jeff is a druid, ‘Doug’ is a barbarian. Mike is a D&D purist and thinks the expansions are pointless but lies to try and impress hellfire
8. FINALLY some outside canon acknowledgment that MIKE is the dm.
Eddie and Mike are described as having that DM gene that makes them captivating storytellers, Mike recounts a campaign to the hellfire table who listen on intently
9. Mike makes the pun “and he said ‘Beholder? I hardly Know’er!’” And the table of absolute dweebs laugh their heads off. Although Dustin is enjoying himself a lot, he thinks it would be better with Lucas
10. Eddies walkman is broken, and states he’d rather listen to Madonna that just silence when Gareth makes a joke.
Dustin offers to fix it and Eddie goes “no thats okay I got it” before repeatedly slamming it against the table.
11. Dustin and Eddie abusive dad bonding time. Dustin tells a story about how he took apart a radio piece by piece, and when Eddie comments that his dad would have ‘beat his ass’ Dustin states that his dad wanted to, but his Moms immediate reaction was to sign him up for science camp.
He states that, even though its not cool to say, he thinks his mom is awesome. A few months after the incident she divorced Dustins dad and moved them back to Hawkins, where she grew up.
12. Eddie made Dustin a metal mixtape to thank him for fixing his amp, with the note “Because man cannot live on Weird Al alone - Eddie”
13. Robin is trying to hit Steve in the head with a paper football while sarcastically scolding him for calling Eddie a ‘freak’
She then accuses him of being jealous of Eddie before hitting Steve square in the forehead with a rubber band
14. Steve and Robin immediately jump to Lucas’ defence, Steve calling “bullshit” on even the possibility of Lucas doing something wrong here.
He says Lucas is dealing with his own things, trying to figure himself out past popularity.
15. Eddie and Jeff are in a screaming match over who the better guitarist is: Tony Iommi or Glenn Tipton, and he’s effectively crawling across the table to yell in Jeff’s face,
Dustin immediately nopes out of that and goes to ask Robin for help, who is talking to ~Vickie~
16. Robin is the mediator in the boys friendship issues and has convinced them to try trust falling to make up again,and demonstrates it with Steve
Shes actually good at it, the boys have a bittersweet bonding moment where they realise theyre all just afraid of being left behind
17. Tension is alleviated when Steve reveals his greatest fear is the cartoon Turbo Teen
19. Eddie seems to have a secret, undiscussable fear of ducks. He says their eyes are enough to cause psychic damage and Dustin nites he looks serious.
So…Eddie has a dark past with a duck
20. More bad dad bonding. Eddie says the only good thing his dad left him was a sense of where the speed traps on highways are, and he notes that Dustin doesn’t mention his dad much.
He cheated on Dustins mom, and now Dustin has pretty much no contact with him.
21. While reassuring Dustin, Eddie admits he is afraid before every single performance. He says he isnt brave, isnt facing his fear- all he knows is that he just loves music more than he is afraid of everything else.
Which makes the master of puppets scene so much worse
22. The nerds at the science fair are also scared of how Eddie looks lmao, people move aside and almost create a path for him and Dustin while looking at Eddie sceptically-
The receptionist mistakes Eddie for Dustins dad also
23. Hes like, really afraid of ducks

24. Being left along for 5 minutes to babysit the duck Frodo, Eddie has amassed a crowd of nerds who he is telling scary stories to in his DM mode
A little girl asks “Mr. Eddie” if he’ll tell them more stories, and he says he will if she nails her presentation
25. Eddie, who was tasked with causing a distraction is dragged out of the hall by 2 guards while he says “Gentleman, if you wanted an excuse to feel my arms you could have just asked”
26. The kids (Lucas, Mike, Dustin) are surprisingly close to Robin! Dustin sees her as the best and most logical person to help them through their issues, and Lucas and Mike talk to her like any other member of the party,
Just some nice post s3 bonding stuff
27. When the party start fighting at the table about Lucas in basketball, Gareth tries to butt in and Eddie scolds him and tells him to keep out of it
Hes not against Lucas being in basketball, and tells Dustin to make up with him
DONE!! And heres some things I couldn’t manage to sum up in the same format, and some pages that I think are nice





#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson#robin buckley#stobin#book#canon info#breakdown
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