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carlyraejepsans · 1 year
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È MORTO. È MORTO. PUTTANIERE PEDOFILO BASTARDO FASCISTA DI MERDA SEI MORTO PURE TU.
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pensat-i-fet · 14 days
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Misunderstood cutie. He just wants a hug and that's why he grabs players all the time 🤷
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dabid-motozalea · 5 months
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Subida a Treviso, Cantabria.
Es el pueblo más aislado de Cantabria
Ese sinuoso sendero es el único acceso desde la propia comunidad Cántabra.
Durante muchos años se utilizó para bajar hasta el río Deva, en el Desfiladero de la Hermida, el mineral de cinc que extraían en las minas de Andara
Desde Sotres, en Asturias existe el único acceso por carretera, que no es que sea mucho mejor que esa senda, pero por lo menos subes sentado.
Para que os hagáis una idea de lo aislado que puede llegar a estar, en 2015 y tras unas buenas nevadas, estuvieron “incomunicados “ durante algo más de 1 mes y los suministros y víveres tanto para las gentes que allí viven como para su ganado, fueron llevados por aire con helicópteros.
Iba a decir que está donde Jesucristo perdió la zapatilla, pero no, el Yisus cuando se vio delante de esa subida dijo
— Ya subirá mi Padre en forma de paloma o si eso me espero a que pongan teleférico
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estefanyailen · 5 months
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"Así te va a quedar el asterisco del coño fruncido como pileta de frío".
— Recién levantada.
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manaosdeuwu · 7 months
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my fucking ass hurts from farting too hard LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEEE
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pinkflipphonez · 2 years
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my little russian man: the paper doll edition! little banya birch leaves and faucet pipe murder weapon included!
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te-de-mandarina · 5 months
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i hate all USAmericans, even the ones that hate their own country. Because they only hate it for what their government does to THEM and not what it does to the rest of the world.
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frogmaestro · 1 year
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i love qsmp <3
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<Maximus3blog (Spanish)> Quietly.
<VegettaGaymer (Spanish)> Tomorrow I'm going to kill a child.
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crazycafinecat · 5 months
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there is nothing that brings me more rage than seeing people get severely injured by cops during peaceful protests and then seeing people be like "well we can't do anything about it" oh ok. what if i stoned you to death biblical style then.
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myrquez · 4 months
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We know we're all sad about Marc but let's consider this: this is his best result in Mugello since 2019!
this is the only thing thats keeping me away from a huge ass meltdown anon 😭 but INDEED he is back to being competitive and he will do just great in the next races i cannot: wait
thanks for the emotional support amore we all together in this 😔❤️‍🩹
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machiavellli · 1 month
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lievat a nanz. seriamente.🙏❤️✨💫🎀‼️
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chanrizard · 2 months
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opened twitter got a look at the tl closed twitter and gained 2727383729383 XP 🙏🏻
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jackredfieldwasmyjacob · 11 months
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if you send me to buy bread don't expect the baguette to come home in one piece
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smimon · 9 months
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Me: I am fine
Me, inside: the rich created the poor so that someone can fight in their wars. For way too many recruits the only reason to join the army is the payment, much higher than anything else they could achieve in this economy or with this education, both creations of the rich. This is common knowledge yet nobody riots against it. Even works of fiction that depict a worried character looking for a source of income to treat their sick little sister will default to the character joining the military, completely missing the chance for social commentary and expecting the audience to just agree this is the best solution. We should talk more about the reasons why soldiers earn so much. We should talk about the cult of warriors, how warrior-like characters (muscles, weapons, fight skills, composure and authority) are almost universally perceived in a positive way, seen as cool and attractive. This extends to the fashion industry, where clothing pieces that originate in the military (t-shirts and caps and ripped jeans and thick-soled boots) became the most normal everyday wear, further making the society familiar with military. Country borders exist where the greedy people's appetites clash against each other, and they already spread across the whole globe. You are conditioned and expected to care for and maintain those borders. Is that what you really want?
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raccoonium · 1 year
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Awooo
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dragoncarrion · 2 years
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My fucking god we haven to make two stupid fucking written stories for history I'm going to kill myself
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