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seeing 'new' female isekai-ed characters like katarina, yumiella, aileen and etc get dunked on online by twitter and reddit is so disheartening. dudebros making fun of them for being dumb, dense and idiotic when the male isekaied characters that they like are blander than white bread yet the most gorgeous women still fall on their feet for them. yeah so realistic. sure katarina and co aren't perfect characters but at least they have flaws and faults unlike their op conqueror bland ass printer paper looking male mcs. let women enjoy their female fantasies without being needlessly mocked by men who aren't even the target demographic. give me a break and a gun
#anime#manga#my next life as a villainess#katarina claes#villainess level 99#yumiella dolkness#yumiella dorkness#i'm the villainess so i'm taming the final boss#aileen lauren d'autriche#theres more examples but im thinking mostly of them#isekai#manhwa#manhuas#otome isekais#otome isekai#manhwas#manhua#ive been introduced to OIs and i think this fits as well#shout out to penelope keira and ariadne
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i love Sanji and Usopp's Stupid Rescue Mission how did he survive this
#skypiea#sanji#hes such a dork loser 99% of the time that it's extra funny when he gets a good one liner like this
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I reccomend reading the episode right before reading this, so it makes a little more sense
THESE NOTES WILL HAVE SPOILERS UP TO EPISODE 146!!!
GENERAL NOTES:
Exer ability to lie without hesistation and without giving any hint of lying just proves is not the first nor one of the few times he's already done it
Exer waiting for Jackson just to stare at him angrily seems like kind of a way to tell Jackson to "back off" imo. Kind of trying to show his popular-kid power
Jackson talks to himself in second person a lot. Talking to yourself in second person is pretty common and normal, but knowing what happens next... maybe this is an early sign of Jackson's dissasociation?
Exer was basically testing Jackson with the whole sink, the principal and the green eyes thing. I'm 99% sure
And also stealing his schedule?? That man was already trying to know where Jackson would be or what?? Maybe he was just teasing him but I'm also 99% sure he read his schedule before giving it back to Jackson
Hello, I'm Present Jack adding some stuff I've noticed that Past Jack missed:
Weird how in Jackson's memory Exer doesn't have green eyes
Following Episode 7's note about Jackson's eyes' green glow idea: As Jackson's eyes were glowing green in episode's 1 scene, maybe this means Exer's messing with Jackson's memories (kind of making him see the green and then making him forget it?) That'd be rather... odd. Idk, I'm not sure abt this. + there's no green aura in the memory. Maybe that memory is just some seconds after seeing exer with green eyes. It's even shown on Episode 2 that his green eyes last a short moment
EXTRA NOTES:
It's September 4th 1989
The black aura now is when Exer is glaring at Jackson
No greenish aura around Jackson in the bathroom scene, even if he was angry at R&M
His eyes have a green glow again when he meets up with Exer
#99 sure bc if anything goes wrong then i can blame that 1 left#jackson is such a dork in the first episodes#and exer a jerk#they really changed a lot. its almost like they are new character all togheter#“starting over from zero”#jacksons diary webtoon#jackson's diary webtoon#jacksons diary#jackson's diary#jackson smith#exer campbell#ok i think that's it for today#episode notes#colour notes#date notes#bullying notes#diary notes#...? kind of. with the dissociation thing
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Now we need a show where Craig Robinson plays a cop and Andy Samberg plays his frienemy criminal rival
#brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn 99#i love these two dorks#andy samberg#craig robinson#jake peralta#doug judy
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trop's galadriel and raymond holt have so many similarities, and you cant convince me otherwise. they are both awkward and will judge you.
#i bet she would also write the whole url just to open specific page in the browser#and raymond would totally ask numenor people to give him a ship just because his ancestors gave them their island#they're both such awkward dorks#the rings of power#brooklyn 99#galadriel#raymond holt#text post#trop rewatch
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dessert really peaked with Ujikintoki (matcha and sweet red bean)
idk what it is. about. just those two basic flavors. and a little bit of sugar.
the grassiness of matcha??? the texture of anko???? put 'em in a rice cake. put 'em with some cream. put 'em on just some fucking ice and it's still so good your brain explodes
you can even add fruit if you want to ascend to heaven
every culture around the world has their delicious treats but if I personally had to give out one single blue ribbon for best dessert, i'm sorry but Japan already got the win like five hundred years ago
#this might be the pregnancy talking#but I also remember the first time I ever had daifuku while visiting Japan and was like “what the fuck is the magical substance”#been chasing the high ever since lmfao#99% of college dorks take Japanese because of anime#I was the 1% of college dorks who took Japanese because I wanted to know more about Japanese food#I really am that hungry
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Sometimes I watch tennis and think "oh no why did you do that", as if I hadn't played tennis before and was playing on impulses only
#enski is a dork#honestly i say this for all sports and it's why i get >:( at commentators#I don't believe there are that many athletes who strategize as much as onlookers believe#and with tennis i believe it's 99% ''hit the ball and pray''
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━━ ❝ 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧' 𝐠𝐞𝐭. ❞ For worrying the hell out of him, yeah he’d hope she feels a little misery out of all of this..but not too much because he very much prefers her smiling more than anything. And so both his hands hover over her body and begin talking care of most of the surface damage, bruising, and small cuts were all healed along with internal injuries like broken bones, the simple stuff once his reiki settles from within her. “H’alright I think I got t’ all of your basic injuries, but we’re takin’ ya t’ the hospital so we can be sure you’re okay..I’ll friggin’ die before something else happens t’ ya under my watch.”
The way he practically shouted his reply actually made her pause for a moment, eyebrows raised in surprise at how easily that response came to him. Maybe she'd been oblivious to Yusuke's feelings after all...?
"Well yeah, that would be a better way of letting me know how you feel if you're not gonna say it like that!" She said finally, breaking into a small laugh that quickly morphed into a wince. "...Okay, can't do that right now..."
#❛ rp ━ all these bitches comin' but i'm stayin' at the ready.#❛ au ━━ heard you turned it up to 99 well bitch you gettin' betty'd.#sunny explosions#the woman he has a crush on is a dork#who makes him worry too much#XD#queue
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With you, always



pairing: hyunjin x gn!reader (implied fem)
genre: fluff, suggestive, pinch of angst
wc: 5.5k
synopsis: you ask your best friend to help you win over your crush.
warnings: college!au, fake dating, best friends to lovers trope, crying, a few kissing scenes and one make out scene
a/n: wanted to try my hand out at a fake dating scenario, hope you like this one����🫶🏻
(i also needed something cute and fluffy bcs i had the shittiest week😭)
divider by: @strangergraphics-archive
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Maybe it was an exaggeration, but for Hyunjin today was the most important day of his life.
It had been more than a month since he started gathering the courage to finally confess to his best friend, you.
He was more than nervous, tossing and turning in his bed the night prior, imagining all the scenarios, every single possibility from you falling into his arms to you slapping him and walking away forever.
He couldn't stand the thought of the last option, hoping that even if you didn't reciprocate his feelings, maybe you'd still be his best friend cause he really would suck it up for you, just so he can stay by your side.
But Hyunjin was 99% sure you felt the same, and that the 1% was just his own doubts creating negative outcomes in his mind.
You've been best friends for almost five years now, meeting through your mutual friend Changbin who you lived close to and hung out with, inevitably becoming close to Hyunjin too.
Changbin moved away but still kept in touch, leaving Hyunjin and you to bond with each other; going as far as attending the same university.
You've been inseparable since then, there was rarely any moment you didn't spend together.
There was no way you spent so much time with him and didn't come to love him the way he loved you; that's what Hyunjin kept telling himself.
Anyways, you were always so good to him, it must mean something right?
Hyunjin's palms were clammy as he wiped them on his jeans for the nth time today, giving himself the ick for a moment.
He was on the edge, jittery as he kept shifting from foot to foot, waiting for you to arrive so you can go to your classes together.
He had it all planned.
After class he would ask you to meet up in your 'secret place', a bench under a tree near the campus where you two would sit and spend time together, and there he would gift you the painting he had carefully created for you, the beautiful everlasting bouquet of flowers that would never wither just like his love for you.
Then he would tell you how much you mean to him, how he has loved you this whole time... And he didn't know how you'd react, maybe your eyes would tear up, maybe you'd hug him instantly... But he knew it would end with a sweet kiss and Hyunjin asking you to be his.
He got lost in the scenarios he's been making up for weeks, not even noticing that you appeared before him.
"Earth to Hyunjin?" you wave your hand in front of his face and he snaps out of his thoughts, hoping he didn't say anything out loud and accidentally revealed his plan.
"Oh, sorry I'm still asleep." Hyunjin chuckles, his cheeks rosy.
"That's why I got you this." you give him a cup of coffee, holding another cup in your other hand.
"See now, this is why I hang out with you." Hyunjin nods, grabbing the cup from your hand.
Your fingers touch for a moment and he feels electricity run through his body.
"Glad to know you're just using me for coffee." you act annoyed even though you know he's just teasing you.
"And your notes. You're way better at taking them than I am." he says after taking a sip of his beverage, a smug smile spreading on his face.
"That's cause you daydream 24/7, you dork." you nudge him with your shoulder as you start making your way across the campus.
"I do not." Hyunjin pouts.
"Yes, you do. You were literally doing it just now when I came up to you." you poke his side and he jumps a little, letting out a squeak.
"I was just... nevermind. Listen-" Hyunjin starts, swallowing a big lump that's forming in his throat.
You look up at him, your eyes big and curious as you stare into his, making him melt into the ground.
"There's something I want to tell you. Today. I mean, later. Yeah. We can meet up at our spot?"
You notice his voice trembling a little, hoping it's not some bad news.
"Really? I have something I wanna tell you too." you smile wide and Hyunjin's heart starts pounding against his chest.
Did you think of confessing to him too?
"What?" he laughs in disbelief. "About what?"
"Well... Should I just say it? I'm impatient, you know that." your eyes sparkle as you keep looking at Hyunjin, your smile wide and cheeks dusted in pink.
"Yeah." Hyunjin's throat constricts. This is it.
"Okay. Well. Remember Minho? We have a few classes with him?"
Hyunjin frowns. What does Minho have to do with anything?
"Yeah, vaguely. What about him?" he gulps.
"I think I have a crush on him."
And just like that, Hyunjin's ears start ringing as he stands there, feeling like someone just dumped icy water all over him and also smacked him with the bucket for good measure.
"What?" he doesn't want to believe that you just said that.
"Minho, I have a crush on him. Like- it's been there for some time but it was just a little one, I didn't pay attention to it but last weekend I ran into him and we talked, and he was really sweet."
"Is that all that it took for you to develop a crush on him?" Hyunjin's scowl is evident, annoyance written all over his face.
"Hyunjin!" you were taken aback by his tone. "No. It's just- we had a brief conversation and I felt like we had so much in common. I thought you'd be happy for me, you always tease me that I'll die alone if I don't find someone."
Hyunjin can see the confusion and insecurities reflecting in your eyes and his face softens.
He can't be cruel to you, never.
"I- I am happy for you. I just... Need to process."
"Are you jealous?" you smirk. "You'll always be my best friend, Jinnie, you know I'll never replace you."
"Best friend, huh?" Hyunjin scoffs. "Great. I just remembered I gotta go do something." he turns around, muttering under his breath.
"What? Class is about to start, where are you going?" you look at him confusedly as Hyunjin stares at the floor, walking away from you.
"Hyunjin, watch out!" you try to warn him, but it's already too late, his head collides with one of the trees growing in front of the building, the force of it making him fall back down on his butt as he wails loudly, grabbing at his forehead, his coffee spilled by his side.
"This is what I get." he mumbles, his bottom lip trembling as his eyes water.
"You dumbass." you appear by his side in mere seconds. "Let me see."
Hyunjin puts his hands down as you inspect his forehead.
"I think it's gonna be okay." you say, leaning so close to him so he can feel your warmth and smell your shampoo.
"Since when is this tree here?" Hyunjin grunts.
"Since like 60 years ago." you giggle.
Before he can compute what's happening, you grab Hyunjin's face and lean in, pressing your lips on his forehead gently.
How could you do this and not love him?
His eyes water again.
"Oh, don't cry you drama queen. This is like the third time this week that you ran into something with that thick head of yours. By now, I think the tree took more damage than you." you joke, trying to lift the mood up.
Hyunjin chuckles a little, not being able to stay mad at you even though you were driving him crazy in this moment.
"Come on, let's go to class now." you help pull him up, throwing the spilled cup in the trash.
"Here, we can share my coffee." you give him your cup, and Hyunjin shakes his head.
"It's okay."
"Also, what were you going to tell me?" you beam at him and Hyunjin feels like someone has squeezed his heart and lungs.
"Nothing. It's not important." he forces a smile, finding it harder to breathe suddenly.
"Really? Sounded important to me."
"It's not. Forget about it." he says as you walk through the front door.
"Alright, if you say so."
The two of you sit in one of the back rows as always, your eyes immediately searching for Minho, who always sits up front.
It's one of the classes you share with him and you await eagerly to see him, hoping he'd look up and wave at you.
Hyunjin takes out his notebook and pen, trying to act normal even though he feels as if he's been shot right in the chest and his heart is now bleeding out slowly.
He hears you gasp quietly and looks up.
Minho just walked in, dressed in a sleek black shirt and some jeans, looking effortlessly perfect and Hyunjin can see you visibly perk up as you stare at the man with a smile.
You should be looking at Hyunjin like that.
No, Hyunjin shakes his head. He shouldn't be thinking like this, he should be happy for you, he should support you.
After all, that's what best friends do.
You're getting ready to wave, but Minho doesn't even spare a glance your way, his face unreadable as he sits down, talking to some guy that's sitting next to him.
You visibly deflate and Hyunjin feels bad, putting his hand on your shoulder to reassure you.
"I'm sure he'll say hello to you later." Hyunjin says and you nod at him with a sigh.
During the entire lecture, your eyes kept wandering over to Minho while Hyunjin kept his eyes on you, his heart breaking as he watched you falling for someone else right before his eyes.
Why the hell did he wait for so long to tell you how he feels?
Now, he's lost his chance.
Hyunjin slumps back in his seat and decides to actually start taking notes even though he knows he'll end up stealing yours like he always does.
For the last three days you've been gushing about Minho nonstop.
Minho did this, Minho did that, Minho said this, Minho said that. Minho, Minho, Minho.
Hyunjin was already sick of it and imagining that guy actually reciprocating your feelings and becoming your boyfriend was making Hyunjin's stomach churn.
Minho seemed to take some kind of interest in you, at least that's what you thought from the brief conversations you'd have with him in the halls while Hyunjin watched you interact with him, your eyes sparkly and cheeks rosy.
He wanted to smack his own forehead against the wall until it hurts enough so he can forget about the pain he feels on the inside.
But the more Hyunjin observed Minho, it seemed to him that the guy was just being polite to you, answering your questions with a small smile on his face, nodding here and there as you talked.
That was not the face of a man in love, at least that's what Hyunjin believed.
"Minho told me that this shirt really matches my eye color." you're almost jumping around Hyunjin and he rolls his eyes.
"It's ugly."
"Hyunjin!" you smack your best friend's arm and he winces, acting like you just broke his bones.
"What?" he looks at you, his brows furrowed.
"You're jealous, Hyun. Admit it." you smirk, poking his side.
"Am not. Let's just go to class."
"Did you know that Minho's a dancer?" you quip suddenly as the two of you sit down.
"So what? I dance too." Hyunjin answers, taking his notebook out and not sparing you a glance.
He can't bring himself to look at your face while you talk about your crush.
"I know you dance but I didn't know he does too. He told me I could come watch him practice some time." you smile and Hyunjin almost chokes on his breath.
"He w-what?"
"I'm gonna watch him dance." you smirk and Hyunjin shakes his head.
"Whatever. Enjoy."
"Come with me." you grab at his arm and he tries to swat you away.
"I don't want to."
"Come on, pleaseeeeee." you whine, pouting at your best friend as you lean your cheek on his shoulder.
Hyunjin melts when he looks down at you.
"Fine." he sighs.
"Yay!" you quickly kiss his cheek and Hyunjin dies on the inside a little. "You're the best, Jinnie."
"Yeah, yeah, I know I am." he smirks at you while shaking his head.
Hoping somewhere deep inside that this is just a phase.
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The very same day, Minho has dance practice and you drag Hyunjin to the dance room to watch.
There are some other dancers there, and some people sitting and watching so the two of you sit down next to them.
Hyunjin takes out his phone and you frown at him.
"Aren't you gonna watch with me?" you ask.
"I don't really care about his dancing. But you go ahead and enjoy." he shrugs.
"Sure." you look at Hyunjin for a few more moments as he concentrates on scrolling, a little sigh escaping your lips.
You're a bit worried since Hyunjin has never acted like this before and you kept wracking your brain, trying to figure out what is going on with him.
The music starts soon and you look up, your eyes falling on Minho.
His dance moves are sharp and on time, executed so smoothly, you've never seen someone dance so perfectly before.
You stare in awe and Hyunjin looks up with an annoyed face, his eyes traveling between the two of you and how flabbergasted you look.
When Minho finishes dancing, you're ready for him to come up to you and talk but instead a guy skips towards him and starts talking with a big smile on his face, his arms flailing around in excitement.
Minho smiles wide, eyes all sparkly and cheeks all rosy, you've never seen him react like that.
"So, what did you think?" you ask Hyunjin, hoping Minho won't just ignore you.
"He's too stiff." Hyunjin mutters, still looking at his phone.
"He totally isn't." you squint your eyes at him before standing up.
Sadly for you, Minho doesn't spare you a glance, quickly leaving the room with the guy who joined him.
"Are you fucking crazy?!" Hyunjin laughs in disbelief.
"Keep your voice down." you pinch his thigh.
"Ow!" he swats your hand away. "There is no way, y/n. I'm not gonna pretend to be your boyfriend."
"Please, Hyun! Who else will I ask? You want me to go to some stranger?!" you almost yell yourself and Hyunjin shushes you.
"What's in it for me?" Hyunjin crosses his arms and leans back.
"Mm, you're helping your lovely best friend?" you bat your eyelashes at him.
"This is crazy." he shakes his head.
"Is that a yes or no?" you beam at him.
"Fine. Fine, I'll be your fake boyfriend." Hyunjin feels like crying and laughing at the same time, the absurdity of his reality was really something.
"Yes! Thank you, Jinnie!" you throw your arms around him and he wraps his arms around your waist, holding you close, his heart fluttering in his chest.
"I owe you." you mutter into him.
"Damn right you do." he exhales, trying to calm his fast beating heart down.
For some reason, in your mind it made perfect sense.
Minho needed a nudge to make a move on you, and what better way to nudge him than making him jealous?
Hyunjin thought it was the dumbest idea he had ever heard but at this point, he was hoping that through your fake relationship you'd come to realize that he would be the perfect boyfriend for you, not some random guy you talked to a few times.
While he was trying to fall asleep in his bed that night, Hyunjin wondered just how far are you willing to take the lie.
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The next morning, while Hyunjin waited for you to arrive like he always did, his heart was beating fast.
He was so nervous about the whole ordeal, not knowing how you'll approach him.
"Jinnie!" you waved slightly with a cup of coffee as soon as you spotted him.
He waved back a bit reluctantly as you beamed at him.
"Morning. Coffee for my handsome boyfriend." you smirked as you gave him his cup.
What the actual fuck?
His legs trembled for a moment and Hyunjin felt like the ground was crumbling underneath his feet and pretty soon he'll be joining it.
"Don't say it like that." he freaked out on the inside, hoping he wasn't blushing too hard.
"What? We need to get into character." you smiled, hooking your arm with his and practically dragging him towards the campus.
Oh, you are so going to be the end of him.
"Why can't we just act like we normally do?" Hyunjin whined as you approached the building.
"Because it won't be believeable. We have to act sweet like... like imagine if we were actually dating what would you do?"
You must be crazy, Hyunjin thinks as his lips fall open in shock.
"I'd probably kiss you." he says, half joking and knowing you'd never say yes to something so ludicrous.
"Okay, let's do it." you stand close to him, your hand slipping down to his as you interlace your fingers.
"What?!" Hyunjin yells and you squeeze his hand as a few people look your way.
"Hyunjin. Make it believeable. Come on, kiss me." you nod quickly.
Hyunjin's lips open and close a few times as he searches your face.
"In front of everyone? Shouldn't our first kiss be more intimate?" Hyunjin swallows and that's when your cheeks become rosy.
"They don't know it's our first kiss. Plus it's just pretend so let's do it." you don't know how much your words hurt him but Hyunjin is a fool for you so he nods.
"Okay." he lets go of your hand only to cup your cheek, and for some reason your heartbeat picks up speed.
You chalk it up to not kissing anyone for so long.
It's definitely not because of Hyunjin, right?
His eyes soften as he leans in and you meet him halfway, hearing his breath hitch before your lips finally make contact.
Hyunjin doesn't care why you're kissing him, because in this moment nothing really exists except you and him, the world around you melting away.
His lips are soft against yours, he tastes of coffee and the chocolate croissant he had for breakfast and just so Hyunjin.
It's exactly what you imagined he'd taste like.
Not that you ever thought about kissing your best friend.
You lean back before thoughts consume you and before the kiss can escalate.
Hyunjin feels like you just took his breath away.
"See? It went good." you say, but your voice trembles and your face is red.
"I think that was better than good." Hyunjin pouts but before you can retaliate someone calls out to you.
The two of you turn towards the voice and see Chan, one of your acquaintances from class as he approaches you with a smirk.
"Did you two finally get together?" he asks and Hyunjin coughs as your eyes widen.
"I- yes we did." you answer quickly as Hyunjin tranforms into a frozen tomato next to you.
"Gosh, I'm so happy for you guys. I always knew you were into each other, it was so obvious. Good luck!" Chan throws finger guns your way before running off to class.
His words echo in your mind. You were obvious? What the heck does that mean?
"Let's go to class." you grip Hyunjin's hand and he nods, still stunned by the kiss you shared and what Chan had said.
You sit in your usual spot in the back, Minho arriving a few minutes later and you visibly perk up.
"Quick, put your arm around me!" you startle Hyunjin who was doodling in his notebook but he does exactly what you asked.
His arm wraps around your shoulder and he brings you closer to his body just as Minho looks up your way.
You wave at him and Minho waves back with a smile, his eyes moving to Hyunjin shortly before he turns around and sits down.
"Did you see that? Do you think he looked jealous?" you whisper to your best friend.
"Maybe." Hyunjin shrugs, retracting his arm.
"Maybe?" you whine. "I need a yes not a maybe."
"Give it some time, y/n." Hyunjin is back to doodling.
How is he gonna endure this torture?
As it always was on the weekends, Hyunjin came to your place to hang out.
Usually your roommate was staying with her boyfriend every weekend so you had the apartment all to yourself.
After a good old gossip session and a movie marathon with snacks, Hyunjin and you were still snuggled up in your bed.
You were barely awake now, trying to focus on the third movie in a row while Hyunjin was keeping his eyes only on you.
A small smile danced on his lips as he observed your pouty face, your eyes fighting to stay open as you blinked tiredly, your face illuminated only by the tv.
He scooted closer to you, putting his arm around you and that jolted you from your half asleep state.
"What are you doing?" you asked and he chuckled, leaning his head on your shoulder.
"Getting my cuddles." Hyunjin smirks.
"Who gave you cuddle privileges?" you smirk back, deciding to tease him a little.
"I'm your best friend, of course I get cuddle privileges. Plus, consider it your payment for making me fake-date you." Hyunjin nuzzles into you, making you shiver a little.
"So it's that horrible to date me, hm?" you giggle, some kind of tension washing over you.
"Oh yeah, the absolute worst." Hyunjin jokes and you smack his arm immediately.
"Hey!" you protest and he laughs.
It's quiet for some time, and you close your eyes, your body is suddenly aware of everything.
You're aware of Hyunjin's warmth, his familiar and comforting scent, the way his breath hits your neck, his fluffy hair tickling your cheek, the heaviness of his arm and leg thrown over you and your heart starts beating faster.
You wonder why since this is not the first time Hyunjin and you cuddled, you started this tradition a year ago, it became normal to cuddle every weekend he stayed over.
You suddenly also wondered if that was normal; to cuddle your guy best friend.
You also thought about the kiss the two of you shared, what mostly replayed in your mind wasn't the actual kiss, it was the way Hyunjin looked at you when you parted.
His eyes seemed full of love and affection, he seemed soft and putty in that moment like he really wanted to kiss you, like it meant so much to him.
"Hyunjin?"
"Hm?"
"Can we practice kissing?" your brain just always comes up with great ideas.
Hyunjin freezes, his body stiff against yours.
"What?" he looks up at you with a nervous chuckle.
"So that it's more believeable in public."
He smirks.
"Are you sure it's not because you liked kissing me?" Hyunjin jokes, though on the inside he hopes you'll say yes.
"Shut up!" you whine. "This is just pretend, okay?"
"Sure, if you say so." he stares at you with a grin and you don't know if you would rather slap him or kiss him.
"Go on then." you whisper.
Hyunjin chuckles at your impatience, throwing his head back for a moment as his laughter jostles you.
When he looks back at you, something shifts in his eyes and you swallow the lump in your throat.
He slowly leans in and why are you nervous suddenly?
Hyunjin's lips press against yours and this time you melt as he hovers above you, kissing you gently, his fingers caressing your cheek and tracing your skin.
Your hand comes up to hold the back of his neck and play with his hair which makes Hyunjin press against your lips harder, kissing you with more passion than before.
Your mind is dizzy suddenly, this is nothing like the innocent kiss you shared in public, and something starts stirring up inside you as you drown out the noise of the movie, focusing only on your best friend.
Oh my god, you're making out with your best friend!
That thought crosses your mind just when Hyunjin's big hand ends up on your waist, squeezing a little as his tongue swipes your lip and you hear it in his heavy breathing, how worked up he's getting.
Something inside you ignites when you part your lips, letting him push his tongue inside as he starts gently playing with yours.
You almost quit thinking, your brain feeling foggy as your fingers tangle in his hair and you pull just a little.
It's enough to make Hyunjin groan into you and that snaps you back into reality.
You gasp, suddenly backing away as Hyunjin slowly blinks his eyes open, his face filled with lust and confusion of the sudden stop, his plump lips even more swollen and red after kissing you.
You can't believe he looks so attractive.
"I think we should stop now." you gulp.
"Was it too much?" Hyunjin's voice is raspy and something throbs inside you.
"Yeah."
"You wanted to practice." he adds, his eyes glued to your lips.
You didn't know what to say. Suddenly, you felt so confused about your feelings.
It's not like you never imagined kissing your best friend or being in a relationship with him but it always seemed to you like you would never be able to cross that barrier.
Being Hyunjin's best friend was familiar, comfortable, you didn't want to spoil that.
"What's wrong?" Hyunjin asks, seeing the cogs turning in your head.
"Hyunjin, why are you doing this?"
"Doing what?"
"Pretending to be my boyfriend." you sit up so he follows.
"Because you asked me to? I wanted to help you." Hyunjin lies through his teeth and you can read it now. It's like everything became clear to you.
"Would you really be happy if I got together with Minho?"
Hyunjin's stomach churns and anything good he felt just moments ago when he was kissing you disappears and is replaced by a feeling of nausea.
He averts his eyes from you, nervously biting on his lip.
"Hyunjin?"
"No. No, I wouldn't be happy." he admits quietly, his eyes trained on his lap, unable to look at you.
"Why?" you ask.
"Why? Why? Is it not obvious, y/n?" he says and your eyes meet.
"I love you, that's why." Hyunjin feels the weight of his hidden feelings finally lifting from his heart.
Your lips tremble as you stare at him in shock.
"Since when?"
"Since forever."
You suddenly get up, the reality of the situation dawning on you.
"You've loved me this whole time? And I never realized? And I asked you to fake date me to make another guy jealous and you- you went with it." your eyes well up with tears. "Oh my god, I am so stupid and insensitive!"
Hyunjin gets up too, quickly wanting to comfort you.
"No, y/n it's okay, I wanted to help you! I mean, if you're happy, I'm happy too even if it's not with me." you can hear the pain in his voice when he says that and your chest hurts.
"I... I don't know what to say."
"It's okay if you don't love me like I love you, I can't force you to feel the same." Hyunjin shakes his head.
"It's not like that... It's just; I need to process all of this." you back away from him as he looks at you, sadness in his eyes.
You can't look at him in that moment.
"Do you want me to leave?" his voice is quiet and small when he asks that.
"Yeah, I need to be alone."
Hyunjin doesn't say anything at first, only grabs his things as you stare at the wall, your brain on overdrive.
"Call me when you're ready to talk." he says and you nod, watching his back as he leaves your room.
As soon as you hear the apartment door close, you break into tears.
How could you've been so blind? Hyunjin was always right next to you, he was your person, your comfort, your best friend.
He did everything to make you happy, even indulging you in dumb requests like this one and now that he told you how he feels, everything started flooding in.
The way he'd hold you, the way he looked at you, the way he blushed when you touched his hand, how he seemed annoyed when you told him about Minho.
You were beating yourself up for being so stupid and hurting him when deep inside you always knew you loved him too.
But now, you were afraid that you'd also hurt Minho if he liked you.
So you decided to test that.
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The next morning, Hyunjin was already awake when his alarm rang, a sleepless night behind him filled with tears and scenarios of you not being a part of his life anymore.
He screwed up, confessing like that, in the heat of the moment.
He can't forget your face, how shocked and sad you looked and how you didn't even wanna look at his face.
Hyunjin still waits for you at your meeting spot, hoping you'll arrive with a smile and a cup of coffee like you always do.
But as minutes pass, with a heavy heart, Hyunjin realizes you're not coming so he reluctantly makes his way to class alone.
His heart freezes when he walks into the building and sees you talking to Minho.
Unable to look at that, he quickly walks into class, sitting at his usual spot.
This is a disaster, he thinks.
If he just kept his mouth shut, you'd be here sitting next to him now, joking around and laughing like you always do.
If he'd kept it all in, maybe he'd have just a glimpse of how it would feel to be yours.
Maybe you'd have that sleepover you always do, when you fall asleep in his arms and Hyunjin can pretend you're his.
But you never come into class, even after Minho did, sitting up front at his usual spot, smiling at the boy next to him.
Hyunjin frowns and stands up, quickly making his way out before the class started as he searches for you.
He finds you sitting on one of the benches outside, looking exhausted and sad.
He wants to run to you but instead he decides to approach you slowly.
"Y/n?" he leans down to look at you and you scoff.
"Minho has a boyfriend."
"What?" Hyunjin asks.
"Minho. He's gay. Or whatever. He's dating Jisung. And I'm just so stupid." you frown as Hyunjin takes in the information.
You can hear the laughter bubbling up inside him.
"Go ahead, laugh at my embarrassment, I know you want to." you look at him and he does just that.
Hyunjin starts laughing at the absurdity of the whole situation and as you see his cute face becoming red from the laughter, you can't stay serious.
Breaking into giggles yourself, the two of you probably end up looking like a pair of maniacs as you keep laughing.
"You were really barking up the wrong tree." he sits next to you and you smack his arm, making him whine.
"Stop it, at least let some time pass before you start making jokes about this." you pout and he chuckles at you, finding you so endearing at that moment.
Without thinking, Hyunjin tucks a strand of your hair behind your ear and you feel your face warm up.
"I'm sorry for dumping all my feelings on you. I didn't wanna make anything awkward and that is not the way I wanted to confess. Actually... I wanted to confess to you that day when you told me about Minho." Hyunjin says.
"Oh my god! When you asked me to meet up? I am double stupid." you groan, smacking your forehead with your palm.
"It's fine. We can be friends, I'll just try to-"
"Hyunjin." you stop him.
"Hm?"
"I love you too. And I'm sorry for not realizing that before and hurting you."
"Oh. Oh!" Hyunjin's eyes are wide. "You feel the same?"
You chuckle at his surprised expression, needing him close so you wrap your arms around his waist, scooting closer to him, your face buried in his chest.
Hyunjin feels relief wash over him as he wraps his arms around you, his hand caressing your head.
"Does this mean you want to be mine?" he asks breathlessly.
"Oh, I always was." you look up at him with a smile and he giggles, his heart beating fast.
"I'm gonna kiss you now." he leans in.
"Please do." you chuckle and he cradles your head in his hand as his lips press gently into yours.
This kiss feels even more special, the confession between you melting through your lips as you taste each other.
"Wanna ditch classes and get some coffee?" you ask when you part.
"With you, always."
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Twisted Wonderland x Reader daily chat message headcanons
(Featuring: Ace, Ruggie, Azul, Kalim, Epel, Idia & Lilia)

Ace Trappola
Nickname for you: Babe, Dork, Cutie
Your nickname for him: Trouble, Dummy, Aces
Morning Message:
Ace: Rise and shine, babe ☀️ Don't oversleep again or I'm dragging you out of bed myself.
You: You just want an excuse to come over 🙄
Ace: Caught me 😏 You’re lucky you’re cute.
Random Message:
Ace: Why is math illegal 😩 I’m suffering. Save me.
You: Maybe you should’ve listened in class.
Ace: You wound me. I’ll only survive if you kiss me better later.
Goodnight Message:
Ace: Night, cutie. Dream of me, okay? I know I will. ❤️
Ruggie Bucchi
Nickname for you: Sweetstuff, Bunbun, My snack
Your nickname for him: Roo, Hyena Boy, Ruggie-Pie
Morning Message:
Ruggie: Mornin’, bunbun! Don’t skip breakfast, okay? You gotta keep up with me 😜
You: Only if you bring me donuts.
Ruggie: Oho~ someone’s spoiled. I love it.
Random Message:
Ruggie: Just snagged some extra lunch—thinkin’ of you 🐾 Want me to sneak ya a bite?
You: You always take care of me 🥺🥺🥺
Ruggie: Of course I do! You’re my favorite human 🫵🏻.
Goodnight Message:
Ruggie: Sleep tight, sweetstuff. If I was there, I’d be cuddlin’ ya so good right now.
Azul Ashengrotto
Nickname for you: Dearest, My pearl, Treasure
Your nickname for him: Mr. Business, Sharky, Zuzu
Morning Message:
Azul: Good morning, my pearl. Did you rest well? Please don’t hesitate to message me if you need anything today.
You: I need you to stop being so perfect this early ☹️.
Azul: Ah, flattery? You spoil me.
Random Message:
Azul: Floyd tried to drag me into a bet with Jade. I may need emotional support... and kisses.
You: Tell him I charge interest if you’re emotionally distressed.
Azul: I’ll gladly pay in affection and handwritten love letters.
Goodnight Message:
Azul: Sweet dreams, my treasure. I’ll be thinking of you until I fall asleep.
Kalim Al-Asim
Nickname for you: Sunshine, Lovebug, Star
Your nickname for him: Kal, Sparkles, Kaliboo
Morning Message:
Kalim: GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE ☀️💛 I hope your dreams were sweet! I miss you already!!
You: You just woke up, how do you miss me already??
Kalim: Because I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! 😭💕
Random Message:
Kalim: I saw a heart-shaped cookie and bought it for you!! Wanna share it later??
You: Only if you feed me 😗
Kalim: I WAS HOPING YOU’D SAY THAT!!
Goodnight Message:
Kalim: My star, you’re the last thing I think about every night 💫 Sleep tight and dream big!
Epel Felmier
Nickname for you: Babe, Sugar, Dumplin’ (but gets flustered)
Your nickname for him: Pretty boy, Apple Pie, Eppie
Morning Message:
Epel: Mornin’, sugar 😳 Don’t forget to stretch and hydrate... Vil’s got me doin’ both.
You: You’re turning into a softie 👀
Epel: Only for you! Don’t tell Vil.
Random Message:
Epel: I picked the juiciest apple for you from the garden 😤 You better eat it with me.
You: I love it when you spoil me like that 🍎❤️
Epel: Heck, now you’re makin’ me blush again.
Goodnight Message:
Epel: Night night, dumplin’. Wish I could cuddle ya and steal a kiss...
Idia Shroud
Nickname for you: Player 2, Flameheart, Glitch-babe
Your nickname for him: Ididork, Bluefire, Sweet Pixel
Morning Message:
Idia: zzZ… *blinking online* G’morning, flameheart 🔥 I dreamed we got matching skins in our fav game.
You: That’s romantic in your language, huh?
Idia: Affirmative. (+99 affection points.)
Random Message:
Idia: I made you a custom avatar 😳 It’s kinda… based on how you look when you smile.
You: Idiaaaaa that’s so cute??
Idia: N-Not cute! It’s… uh… high-quality rendering!
Goodnight Message:
Idia: Logging off now. Don’t miss me too much, player 2... 😶🌫️ Okay maybe a *little* bit.
Lilia Vanrouge
Nickname for you: Darling, Petal, Little bat
Your nickname for him: Old Man, Sweet Fang, Lili
Morning Message:
Lilia: Good morning, petal 🌸 Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you... tied in ribbons 😈
You: LILIA.
Lilia: Hehe~ gotcha! But seriously, I adore you.
Random Message:
Lilia: I tried cooking for you! It… exploded. But it *looked* like love 💚
You: I’ll cherish it and also not eat it.
Lilia: A wise lover you are. You truly complete me.
Goodnight Message:
Lilia: Sleep well, little bat. I’ll be floating through your dreams like the charming specter I am.

HELLO? I enjoyed making these especially Lilia 🤪🤪🤪
#twst#twst fluff#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst disney#twisted wonderland x male reader#headcanon#twisted wonderland x reader#ace trappola#ruggie bucchi#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#epel felmier#idia shroud#lilia vanrouge
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What headcanon do you have about Avatar that you don't give in to no matter what?
For example, I always put in fanfics or when I read something else that Zuko has a more resistant body than Azula and is covered in scars.
Azula would have stronger chi but Zuko has already taken so many blows from Aang, Team Avatar in general, Azula, other people and after that explosion on the ship he must have enormous resistance and if it weren't for the censorship of the cartoon he would be covered in scars.
I love these headcanons! Zuko would have a supernaturally resistant body. That boy has survived things that...are actually quite worrying.
Anyway! I have a lot of headcanons and Demaverse cornerstones to share. Most of them have to do with Zuko and the Royal Family because...well...he's my comfort character.
Headcanons below the cut!
Much like Kya's necklace, Zuko owns a golden anklet that used to belong to his mother. It's the only thing of hers that wasn't turned to ash after her disappearance.
Ozai and Zuko are the only living members of the Royal Family that have pale golden eyes. The rest of them, including Iroh and Azula, have amber-brown eyes. This is canon, but for some reason most of the fandom doesn't seem to have noticed. I aim to fix such preposterous mistake.
The scar is a handprint.
Azula is more like her mom than she realizes. Ozai never did appreciate subtlety.
Zuko is pouting about 99% of the time, but he doesn't notice. Katara crinkles her nose when she's thinking about Zuko's pout.
She also has dimples.
Katara's crush on Jet wasn't about Cool Older Boy With The Dangerous Vibe (okay, maybe it was a tiny little bit about that)—what truly drew her in was the way he cared about the Freedom Fighters. Jet seemed to be the mature and responsible partner Katara needed at the time. It's a shame he was also a murderous bastard. Oops.
(Wonder who else could fill the Responsible Partner role hmmmm)
Iroh slips medicinal leaves into his nephew's tea. That's why Zuko only starts liking tea when he's working in Ba Sing Se and has to drink the real deal.
The Painted Lady and the Blue Spirit are human-born spirits. Their real names were Izumi and Jian Li. They are lovers.
Suki is perfect at everything she does except for singing.
Zuko draws and writes poetry and loves theater like the dork he is.
Lu Ten was in his early twenties when he died.
He called Zuko Spitfire.
All Fire Nation Royal Nicknames are repeated syllables.
Iroh is Roh-Roh.
Ozai is Zai-Zai.
Lu Ten was Ten Ten.
Azula is Lala.
This remains true even if the nicknames don't even exist.
Azula keeps her nails sharp because that's how Ursa wore them (also canon).
Katara is a natural at bloodbending. Even moreso than common waterbending.
Bloodbending was not invented by Hama. It's an art as ancient as the tribes themselves, usually taught to master healers only. Women's hidden power.
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My version of Sam :3
Here are some of my headcanons bout him:
1. He is youngest of Spidey team and so he has that younger brother energy going on
2. Skates everywhere and all the time, literally does that instead of studying for tests, his skateboard is his child. Also can surf really well, once he convinced Danny to try out surfing and from then on it became Dannys thing (he is actually better than Sam but Sam won’t admit it)
3. Brat
4. Likes to gossip with Ava (others don’t like when they do that)
5. Have those glow in the dark starts on ceiling in his room
6. Deliberately says something that is obviously incorrect just to piss off Peter
7. Likes to prank his teammates, especially Luke (even tho he knows pranking Luke can be life hazard) (also doesn’t dare to prank Ava, that would be death of him)
8. Wears baggy pants over his spandex suit (thinks it makes him look cooler)
I just realized how much people hate that Sam and Peter are so mean to eachother in usm, but I kinda like that dynamic, what buggs me more is that when they are arguing 99% of time rest of the team is on Novas side what is often out of character for them, like I don’t think they would choose Peters side either I just think they would be so done with those dorks.
#usm#ultimate spider man#spiderman#marvel#sam alexander#nova#usm fanart#ultimate spiderman fanart#peter parker#ava ayala#danny rand#luke cage#my art
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OH MY GOD DIFFERENT ANON HERE BUT IMAGINE THAT SHOULDER/NAPE KISSING ASK BUT YOURE TICKLISH ‼️‼️ he'd either be a total dork about it or a complete asshole omg omg omg some days he'd laugh along with you and compliment your giggles, but some days he'll hold you still until you're writhing all over the place + he'll blame YOU??? if he "accidentally" bites you???? cause you're moving too much????? HES SO GGGRFHDGUYAHHHGDAAA
YALL STOP I NEED TO GTS OMG YALL R KEEPING ME UP AAAG but this is so,,,,soooooo,,,,azzdhfsxbj
on most days i feel he'd do a mix of both but i totally get what you mean !! some days he'll be sweet, chuckling and snickering about how you squirm to much while specifically targeting the spot that's MAKING YOU SQUIRM!! lol he's too much, he has the nerve to tease too like "mm ? what's up wit'cha ? quit movin' s'much. m'trynna love on ya" JELSDBKSNL
and then when he's feeling like a dick (which is 99. 9% of the time) he'll sneak in lil chances to bite you and blame you for it talking bout some "s'your fault, keep movin' all over the place." you tell him kissing does not involve teeth and he childishly responds "with you it does, cus you can't sit fuckin' still." he'd snicker about it too cus he thinks he's hilarious, fucking asshole.
#yall i hate him#im being so fr#so fr...#mhm#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugou imagine#bakugo fluff#cash speaks <3#cash responds :p#CASH NEEDS TO GO TO WORK TMRW YALL QUIT IT#cash question corner :o !
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i love that 99 percent invisible doing an episode about challenge coins resulted in a lot of podcast challenge coins, because compared to a lot of merch these are a lot easier to find room for. but what i don't love is that every time i try to find a nice display for my many dork-ass coins, i get a lot of thin blue line american flag wall displays that totally destroy my product recommendations for a week.
#original#i hope challenge coins spread to live music tours because that would save me a lot of stress at the merch table#but i also hope some other nerd somewhere makes a challenge coin display that looks like something i actually want on my wall
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Everyone that has met Crowley (and didn't get too involved with the supernatural. I'm looking at you, Maggie and Nina) sees him as sleek, and stylish, and modern, and cool, and suave (and, honestly, hot as fuck. Wouldn't be surprised if half of Soho desired him). And that's exactly the image he tries to portray to the populace in general. He's a cool guy with a cool outfit and a cool car and he doesn't have a care in the world.
This is helped by the fact that he rarely talks to anyone outside of Aziraphale. If you notice, in the show, Crowley never goes after any human to converse like Aziraphale does. He keeps quiet. Keeps to himself. Cultivating that aura of mystery. He only talks to others if the circumstances force him into it. Alas, he is (mostly) polite and charming about it, but it's not something he seeks
Even Maggie and Nina only had a peek under the curtain and saw a bit of the mess of feelings thats under Crowley's skin and that's because both Aziraphale and Crowley kept fucking around with them.
In the whole world, Aziraphale is the only one who KNOWS him. His imperfections and little detail of his soul. He's the only one who knows how actually ridiculous Crowley's laugh is. His sarcasm. His worried expression. The way he mumbles over consonants without saying shit when he gets caught off guard or nervous. The way he uses his hands a lot when he's drunk.
Sure, Aziraphale still thinks he is hella cool and suave and chill, but he also has a front seat view to how much of an dork he actually is.
It's been 6000 thousand years and Crowley let Aziraphale (99%) in. (Yes, 99% because Crowley would never let anyone see him cry. Not even Aziraphale. Almost, but not quite)
And now, Aziraphale is gone. For the first time since Eden, Crowley is absolutely alone. There's no one in the surface of the Earth that actually knows him. With whom he can relax and put down the mask for a little bit. He has no other choice but hide behind the curtain perpetually because he doesn't trust anyone else.
And if given another 6000 years without Aziraphale, I doubt he would let the mask down with anyone else like he did the angel.
He has made that mistake once, he wouldn't let himself make that mistake again. Because he is the bitten one that trusts no one.
#im not saying crowley opening up to Aziraphale was a mistake#im saying crowley would think it was after aziraphale left#just to make it clear#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#anthony j crowley
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