#doorfucker

[suraelis]

Pros and Cons of thinking about a DND campaign that ended years ago.

Con: When you're finally able to draw your character as hot as they were supposed to be, no one gives a shit

Pro: No one gives a shit so you can be the cringe

[murderandcoffee]

michael gerry matching shirts that say "gothfucker" and "doorfucker"

that's it that's the post

[twig-gy]

ademiere my foot FUCKING HURTS i think i hurt it badsly when i tripped. anyway doorfucker heart. not really Fucking just thinking about hatefucking it due to knob installation problems

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Campaign set at the beginning of time. Myself, a Warlock Aasimar, and a dhampir halfling paladin, were standing before a door.

DP: I stick my dick in the door

DM: You-you what?

DP: I stick my dick in the-

DM: You’re not tall enough!

WA: I pick him up.

The DP’s dick got impaled by the door and then swung open.

DM: WHY DID NO ONE THINK TO SEE WHAT THE DOOR SAID? WHY DID YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN IT?

WA: This coming from the Doorfucker-

DM: THAT’S NOT THE POINT! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT CAREFULLY CRAFTING THE SENTENCE ON THAT DOOR?

DP: What did it say?

DM: DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE! NOW THE DOOR SAYS TO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

WA: Didn��t you also have sex with a prostitute as a giant magical wolf?

DM: Shut up. DP, take 8 points of piercing damage.

DP: I use Lay Hands on myself.

DM: *puts his head in his hands.*

[sun-critrole]

NO MATTHEW FUCKING FUCKING FUCK AHJDKFRNBFJDKDKCCJCNBFDBBDDJ DIIMENSION DOORFUCK

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

honestly anyone who thinks D&D is some serious, sinister, satanic game has never actually sat in on a session of D&D. As a DM I am taking this game approximately 5% seriously at best. You wanna seduce the door? You keep doing you, you funky little doorfucker

[silverdrag0ns]

this is the worst au to ever exist..... but i love it

yuudai the doorfuck belongs to @kadancecarmen

[derieri]

10 and 18 for mhysie, and 20 for all 3 because u know why

ask me about my DnD character/s!

10) What do they think of themself?

Mhysie perceives herself as competent, definitely more so than most people she interacts with regularly (@doorfuckers). But tbh she tries not to think about herself, because it frightens her that she cannot know whether there’s any purpose to being alive.

18) What would their ideal home be like?

She grew up in lean-to tents against her mothers’ wagon and she likes to be cozy! So, her ideal home is something small, ideally with canvas walls or something to let sunlight in, with lots of pillows and cozy spaces to curl up in. Lots of colors, too!

20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon?

🔪🔪🔪

                Mhysie and Mhylene absolutely would. Olive probably not.

[dasha-aibo]

Must we shame doorfuckes now too?

君の名は。（２０１６）door slides.  ⊹ . *·✦

[mavo85]

Nooooo... Not again, the doorfucker!!! Looool 👉👌😝 @vibelasolas

[suraelis]

It's my DND pc's birthday (6/9) so I'm using this as an excuse to post cringe in a fun meme format.This is my PC with several ships from a cancelled campaign.

[suraelis]

Everyone should draw their bard with this tweet

[suraelis]

[DND OC]

Sorry, Trigun really resparked my love for making comics and I'm finally at the skill level to fully flesh out a DND PC from a dead campaign

Quick Lore: Church Singer forces themselves to forget everything painful in their life, becoming a hedonistic amnesiac

[suraelis]

[DND PC] Suraelis the bard

6/9 is their birthday (dabs) so I was thinking about them (derogatory)

They are genderfluid, and their friends respect their pronouns just not them as a person.

[suraelis]

Circle of Stars Druid but their Starry form makes them look like Sailor Moon mid Transformation sequence for ten minutes! 🌙🎀 (And obviously they grow wings for the backdrop)

[suraelis]

Then and Now of Doorfuckers (personalized DND campaign)

In order:

Tiefling Bard: Me Half-Elf Ranger: @tsukiyas Aasmiar Cleric: (Lost Contact) Human Fighter: @derieri Wizard Elf: @legaia Random NPCS: @nightescanor