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[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

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[queenofthemasquerade]

Nuclearhammer - Impalement (of the Wretched)

[nekko-astrocat]

An Ork wrote this post

if thou art not of mechanical origin, SPEAK

else face The Hammer of Doom

[azerothtravel]

The color for June is green, because my sets are STILL sharing items (Sword, gloves, back). Can't get the raids or weeklies or anything to give me a pair of PVE gloves for nothin'. My RNG is famously bad. Orgrimmar, June 4, 2024.

[alphamecha-mkii]

Planetary Suppressor by LordDoomhammer

[demitrius-kahnum]

Warcraft [Movie] NSFW 🔞 alphabet One-Shots

Alright everyone! This is gonna be my first post—> (let's just ignore that I was gonna write and post a one shot for the kdrama Eve first but just decided to do this instead). 

I'm posting the template of this first just in case there are some newbies to Tumblr, and so that all of you can just prepare yourselves 🙂😏🥵

Now, just to get this out of the way as a reminder, I haven't played the World of Warcraft games nor read any of the books. I've only seen the movie and watched a SINGULAR video speed running the history/summary of the storyline of the World of Warcraft games. So these one-shots are only going to be from the movie with the main cast of characters (and yes: even Gul’Dan and Blackhand despite me HATING the former). 

So with that out of the way, and a plea for y’all to forgive me and my writing, I hope you enjoy and I'll post the first one later. See ya!

NSFW alphabet template

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[doolallymagpie]

a very green rifleman pilot: ha, a shadow hawk, shitty mech, i'm basically getting paid to stand here

bobbie "whiplash" draper: :) *breakdances menacingly*

rifleman pilot: why are you dancing, why do i hear boss music, oh fuck

[thasdorah]

the thing with elves is i think all of them care more about their little elf groups than factions or whatever

[veldrune]

Did you know? The orcish capital city of Orgrimmar is named after the legendary orc warchief Orgrim Doomhammer, who led the orcs in the latter end of the first war and the second great war.

[viviae]

Thrall/Go'el is a completely normal character who i have not consumed copious amounts of lore videos for and i have normal feelings about

[chrrytomato]

i love my goblin sm i had to draw her

[orcboxer]

ok top 5 orcs to hug GO

OH SHIT Okay uhhh

5. Brick, my orcsona me, I'm perfect for orc hugs, all orcs of internet can hug Brick

4. Ghorbash the Iron Hand may only have 7 voice lines but he's my skyrim husband and the first thing he did was challenge me to a fistfight

3. Grimluk the Demon Hunter from the book series by Ashe Armstrong because who wouldn't want to hug a kindhearted cowboy who is also an orc

2. Orgrim Doomhammer I mean look at him

1. Garrosh Hellscream because he needs it and also it has the potential to have lethal consequences and thus be the funniest choice.

[boghermit]

Giving you characters: solas, karlach, thrall and sorin markov

I'm skipping on Sorin because I honestly know next to nothing about his lore. 😭

SOLAS

How I feel about this character: I love him. I hate him. I want to pat his bald head. I want smack his bald head. Stupid baka idiot. (Affectionate / Derogatory) Romantic ships: I ship him and one of my Lavellan characters (Declan). I've also seen Solas/Varric floating around and that is the BIGGEST brain shit. Whoever thought that one up Gets It. Platonic ships: I love his friendships with Varric, Cole, and Iron Bull. Unpopular Opinion: He wouldn't have been as popular if his voice hadn't been so pleasant to listen to. Like seriously, does Gareth David-Lloyd do audiobooks? One thing I wish would happen / had happened in canon: 1) He should have looked like his concept art. 2) I kinda wish he was lying about the elvish gods being elitist slavers because I really liked the elvish culture and the traditions around the gods. He could be lying - that's Fen'harel's whole thing, lying and being a trickster, right? But at his point it's pretty obvious that wasn't and isn't the direction they're going in with his character and the lore. 3) I hope we don't have to kill him. If we do, fine, but I'll be sad about it.

KARLACH

How I feel about this character: She's absolutely perfect. I love her design, I love her story, I love her voice acting. Romantic ships: Her and Wyll, her and Astarion, or a poly of the three of them. She's cute with Dammon too. She was also very cute with my paladin Tav but I like the previous ships better. Platonic ships: Her and any of the other five main characters, her and any of the tieflings, her and Jaheira 100%. Unpopular Opinion: I think her original ending was a better statement on making the best of what little time we have. BUT. At the same time I much prefer her having a happy ending, because if any character deserves a happy ending, it's her. Also I'm not sure if this is an unpopular opinion, but I really like the datamined Karlach look where she had heavier scarring and sharper features.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened in canon: I just wish she had more in-game content to burn through. And I know they aren't making DLC, but could you imagine a DLC where we help her (and possibly Wyll) fight their way across Avernus? They could get Mick Gordon in on it too.

THRALL

How I feel about this character: I have such a soft spot for him. He was one of my favorite characters back when I played WC3 and pre-Cata WoW. I'm really glad they've brought him back in recent expansions. Romantic ships: Him and Jaina would have been good. Platonic ships: n/a Unpopular Opinion: 1) My most unpopular opinion is probably liking him at all. People give him the Gary Stu label a lot. 2) I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion but I didn't like him in Cataclysm. One thing I wish would happen / had happened in canon: 1) He shouldn't have been the one to kill Garrosh, although I will concede that the cutscene was badass and I like that he felt guilty about it later. 2) If he was going to be with anyone, it should have been Jaina. His history and overall dynamic with her was way more grounded than with Aggra, who has almost no personality and seemingly exists only to be his wife. But this is Blizzard we're talking about, and their romantic subplots are mid on a good day. 3) He should have been allowed to keep Doomhammer. As much as I was excited that Blizzard let us use it, I was like "Thrall bro are you really giving THIS to ME?" And then one of the most iconic weapons in the series just disappeared after Legion. Is he aware that he can still hit things with it, even without his shaman powers?

[corvusalbus93]

Gul'dan and Cho'gall staying behind in Quel'Thalas, when Doomhammer took most of the Horde to besiege Capital City in the Second War:

[azerothtravel]

Blackhand Triumphant?, Talador, November 15, 2014.

[wowtalesofadventurers]

WoW Memories of fathers

A World of Warcraft fanfiction featuring the Redstone couple Richard and Victoria for Father's Day. Also, I planned to feature Richard, his brother Howard, and my other Woregen characters in stories in July for Julycanthropy 2024.

At Stormwind, as the citizens and adventurers celebrate Father's Day, a Death Knight couple arrival at the statue of Windermuth Atlanti, whose was the temporary regent of Stormwind during the Siege of Stormwind in the last days of the First War and die fighting Warchief of the Horde Orgrim Doomhammer. The man give his wife some flowers and she lay them by the statue and said to Windermuth's statue, "Hi dad, It's Victoria. I thought that me and my husband Richard leave you these flowers. T-They are nice, dad."

Richard and Victoria arrived at Light Hope Chapel and head to the graveyard where they left flowers at the grave of Richard's father, a Gilenan soldier whose die in the Second War.