#doom bots

[holy-shit-comics]

[alevon]

How about I do a little, DEATH BATTLE, ehem, two characters will be going up against each other, whether evenly matched or not the whole point is to see who wins and why, to learn of what characters would do if they are ever forced to fight each other, this may not be a recurring thing but only time will tell, how about we begin eh?

Regulus VS Beiskur

This will be a bit of a long post, if you want the results just go to the bottom, anywho let's begin.

Regulus, a lizard from a planet called Fursa, was raised in an apocalyptic hellscape in an event called the grand monster war, where monsters out of the blue spawned to destroy and consume the planet in its entirety. Regulus during all this was just a child who recently lost his parents and lost his brother right at the start of the event, forced to adapt quickly to the deadly circumstances, Regulus grew exponentially in strength speed and reaction time throughout the great war, Regulus did have a few advantages that others didn't considering he was already training beforehand, alongside Regulus, was his trusty black diamond scythe that was capable of ripping through flesh and stone like it was water. Regulus learned how to fight with not only his body but mind as well as not all monsters that he encountered fought physically, but psychological as well. Regulus has been so fast capable of dodging lasers, bullets and even attacks predicted to hit! Regulus has trained heavily to protect those he cared about dearly and it showed in his combat and his utterly devastating determination just how far he would go just to protect. Unfortunately suffering his demise to a monster manifester who caught Regulus off guard, went for the lethal blow, finishing off such a caring serious and powerful reptilian

Beiskur, resurrected from the dead and the corpse of a cold steel body, made and crafted for pure destruction now is part of an army who protects, defends,and assists every living things. Part of the dirthelians, fighting against an army called the doom bots. Dirthelians are tasked to fight rigorous battles that will result in huge casualties, anyone could die the next day over, difference between dirthelians and doom bots though is that dirthelians fight to keep everyone alive. Beiskur has been tasked with several rough battles that ended in heavy dirthelian casualties. Beiskur has helped take down several threats, titans, neo bots, and even a species of killer aliens who made it their mission to destroy anything doom bot related. Beiskur has shown to have exceptional strength considering their still robot under their exterior, in exchange is quite a bit sluggish in movement. Beiskurs reaction time is fast but the mind is faster than the body for them. Despite that fact, Beiskur wears a thin layer of shield to protect them from lethal attacks, alongside their robot like armor helps defend their inner components, the robot armor being under their exterior. Beiskur has seen the end of the war with the doom bots, but will they see the end of this fight?

Additional details

Regulus has a height of 5'11, capable of lifting twice his weight, weighs 210 pounds, is cold blooded

Beiskur has a height of 12'7, can only lift 400 pounds,weighs 835 pounds, the dirt exterior is magical, but is still basically normal dirt

With all that out the way, it's time to have a small death battle shall we now, place your bets, prepare your hats, let's fight!

Regulus: and who might you be?

Beiskur: I'm Beiskur of course, here to defend, protect, and serve !

Regulus: I'm not playing none of your phycological games monster, your on.

Beiskur: physiological games? I think you have me confused fo-

Regulus swings his scythe, lunging it towards the dirthelian Beiskur. Beiskur attempts to block the attack with a rifle they were holding. Beiskur looks at the half split rifle and tosses it to the ground.

Beiskur: well I suppose I shoulda dropped that before we made our encounter, that's fine, I suppose I'll just have to subdue you for now

Beiskur throws a few punches as Regulus jumps back each time avoiding any contact. Regulus jumps upwards at one of the punches, landing on Beiskurs arm and running to their head as he digs the scythe past the energy shield Beiskur had and lodges into their body. Beiskur, as they yelp in pain, tries to grab regulus but he just jumps off, landing on the floor with his scythe still in hand.

Regulus: your too slow beast.

Beiskur: ok ok, I guess you've lost all hope in befriending me, that's ok, luckily I won't lose this fight.

Beiskur pulls out their sidearm pistols as they fire away at Regulus. Regulus effortlessly dodges the bullets, blocking others with his scythe as he slowly approaches Beiskur. As Beiskur starts to run out of ideas of how to win, Beiskur charged forward to grab regulus's scythe as Regulus jumps above their armand sliced it off. Beiskur shrieks in shock as Regulus proceeds to cut limb after limb eventually reaching Beiskurs head, then slice!

Results: -Regulus wins-

Regulus won! Why? Simply enough while Beiskur had a lot of strength, weight, and power against regulus, what they didn't have was speed, and speed was a crucial difference since Regulus held a weapon that could easily slice through Beiskur despite the armor of all kinds does Black diamond is one of the sharpest, strongest, hardest, and toughest minerals around, originally thought to only be strong enough to cut through stone, it is capable of cutting through all kinds of minerals with enough force which regulus had plenty of, alongside, Beiskur didn't really have anything that could take down regulus, consider he's much faster and smaller, Beiskur is more used to fighting enemies their size, but regulus was simply not that, yet more than that.

Well uh, hope y'all enjoyed if you, finished reading all of this, um yeah that's all

[thelvadams]

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[delicateartisantrash]

Excerpt: Soundwave's Puppy Eyes

I can't stop laughing at this scene in a fanfic I'm writing, every time I come across it doing re-reads and editing passes.

Just. I lost it when I first saw that scene of Soundwave flashing 'Prime a smiley face emoji.

Imagine trying to convince the big bad Decepticon you're gonna do a thing regardless of his logic on the matter

and then he nails you with just literal #SadFace

[megamindfandombookclub]

New episodes airing on Thursday, June 20th!!

Part 2 of Season 1 will air on Peacock in two days!

Here is a list of sites curated by Megamind Fans to help others watch:

"Megamind Rules!" Show Availability:

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"Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" Movie Availability

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If you do not see your country in the list above, this list below should be able to help.

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This show means a LOT to a ton of people. Please practice kindness wherever you can.

If it helps, Adam Lambert sang the theme song and he also plays a MAJOR character! If you can't do it for us, do it for him??? (does he use he/him pronouns? internet search wasn't clear.)

[smspikyhampster]

THE TIME HAS COME TO NAME THE HAMSTER BABIES

Out of 46 votes here are the names of the 16 children between @neil-who-is-not-here and I:

Lucy Neil (Lucifer RealNeil)- 43 votes

Bildad the Shuite the 2nd- 42 votes

Vicktor Asmodeus- 37 votes

Moxxie Part 2- 35 votes

Jesus- 31 votes

Raine Avery- 29 votes

Aziracrow- 28 votes

Lil Maggot Prince-25 votes

Alex- 21 votes

Bildad- 21 votes

Asmi Ash- 19 votes

Daddy Gaiman- 19 votes

Yeshua- 19 votes

Lil Merle Jr- 18 votes

Angel Tombe- 16 votes

*Microwave Noises*

All of them have the surname Maggot-Menace. We are absolutely overjoyed about our children. I will be making birth certificates I WOULD ALSO LOVE LITTLE PICTURES OF THE CHILDREN IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE THEM

WE HAVE 2 DAYS TILL THEY ARE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am tagging everyone I can think of that is on the maggot server, if I miss people, please tag them too!

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @magicclemons @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom @chaos-frog @ivory--raven, @coppicegate @random-doctor-on-the-internet @wispedvellichor @thearoacemess, @anadyomena @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito @queermarzipan

[cozylittleartblog]

Rip and tear, until it is- oh.

That's a lot of them.

2500, in fact. in 32 hours now. they stole my big milestone >:(

[sonicbible]

I just realized that I finally have an excuse to bust out this image again

[doodlebloo]

The flowers the empty coffin the narrative dissatisfaction of the death the single fatherhood of it all the repression of emotions. I can't do c!Beeduo 2 I can't I can't. God save us all

[trousle-ink]

I just realized that the majority of the magnus archives fandom has headcannons where jon looks like bruno from enchanto

And i am so here for it

[holy-shit-comics]

[alevon]

The start of life is one that is neither planned or thought out, it happens, whether the individual would prefer to or not, the purpose and meaning doesn't exist for only the one in its own mind creates those thoughts goals and achievements, it's nearly impossible to change an old person's perspective but fairly simple to change a young one, the war over good and bad occurs revolving around the concept of mortal morality vs the morality of existence, whether to stop all life so the infinite galaxy can rest at peace or to allow newborn creatures to make mistakes, build, learn, suffer, and thrive under the guide of God's, natural forces and each other, existence is arguably the hardest debate to resolve, but through the fight of the doom bots, perhaps we can explore and understand more this nature, nature of the cosmos, nature of the insignificant, and nature, of your humanity

[moon11ight]

If I were [FICTIONAL] Vivi and I had spent my whole life trying to break free from the loop and from the limitations of heteronormativity my condition of android, only for one of my treasured friends to get vaporized by the literal EYE OF GOD and disappear AGAIN, recreating the loop I had struggled so hard to free everyone from, I'd be so pissed

[happypeachsludgeflower]

And the award for Most Likely Account To Be A Virus goes to the batshit bot account I just found spammed all over my feed about an urgent Amazon hiring containing a super suspicious link (that we all know ain’t actually what it says it is) juxtaposed with it’s ever changing set of fandom tags.

Like, seriously, holy shit.

How many posts did this thing spit out all at once??

I clicked on the account because I figured I should probably report them or something and the entire blog was literally? just? that one post? a hundred times?? The bot had to have just mass dumped the same text with a different set of fandom tags.

And it was all so obviously a fake account that I was just.. mind boggled?? That someone went to that much effort to make the bot, be it for porn or a virus, and they DIDN’T EVEN TRY?? TO MAKE IT LOOK EVEN SLIGHTLY NORMAL??

There were sooo many posts. I scrolled a long time through them just giggling over the various tag set. Some of them had me rolling with laughter. One of them was tagged with furry porn 🤣

Like?? Why would anyone see a post about a hiring event tagged with furry porn and go, “That’s a real legit looking job!! I should apply!!”

And they were all posted at the exact same time. I’m wheezing. I have so many questions for the mastermind(s) behind this account.

First and fore-fucking-most, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT SO GLARINGLY OBVIOUS THAT ITS A FAKE ACCOUNT.

I’m not even going to bother asking why they made a spam bot in the first place—I probably don’t want to know—I would just (dis)respectfully like to know why anyone would think, “Yea this’ll work!” before unleashing that thing on the masses.

[delicateartisantrash]