#doofenshmirtz's jingle

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. Alien Heart

[doofenshmirtzjingletourney]

And we have a winner!

Congratulations to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! After Hours..., which had a grand total of 429 votes across all rounds! The other jingles fought bravely, but evidently they just couldn't overwhelm our champion.

Our runner ups are as follows:

2. Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst, with 277 votes across all rounds

3. Bobblehead Perry the Platypus, with 212 votes across all rounds

4. Doofenshmirtz Holding A Bucket, with 197 votes across all rounds

Thanks for playing folks!

[tornrose24]

What do the lords’ symbols or coat of arms look like?

What places do the lords live in? Does Eda live in a simple, run down hut?

Does doofunshmertznlive in a giant factory?

-I’ve considered that, but at the same time, I think only Eda and Eclipsa’s family would have actual symbols, given how old the families are. I’ve considered representing the ‘daughters’ with flowers (purple clover, golden daisy, blue iris, and black rose–take a guess as to which one belongs to who) but beyond that I don’t know.

-As for places:

Eclipsa lives in the castle, which is one of the oldest structures in the village, and had been around LONG before Belos was born. It overlooks the village and is perfect for hosting parties during special occasions. Though what secrets it holds are only for those who live there.

Scratch lives (much like his equivalent) in a house near a waterfall beyond the vast cemetery, which he technically owns since it is part of his domain. Word has it that the cemetery is haunted, and few have been able to enter the house beyond it.

Eda lives in a house on an isle in the middle of the lake, with only a bridge connecting it to the mainland and surrounding mountains. The isle has been in the Clawthorne family for generations and it is rumored her ancestor was married to a supposed ancestor of Belos. Word has it that Eda sends anyone who commits a crime in her territory to a terrifying monster who lives somewhere near the lake…

Doof lives in a factory beyond the fields on the outskirts of the village. It is there that he is free to build whatever he wishes without any distractions or annoying neighbors. Though some wonder just what he makes in there… and if any of his inventions actually work.

…. Oh right, cue the jingle that only anyone beyond the fourth wall can hear: “Lord Doofensmirtz evil private factory!”

[yanderechips4]

#makedoofenshmirtzasexyman2023

someone tagged my destiel meme with this and i just

what do i even say. this account is for doofenshmirtz sexyman propaganda. that is exactly what i want from the fandom. it's time.

[ashwithane]

(to the tune of the jingle) 🎶doofenshmirtz dying in a gluuue traaap🎶

[mad-scientist-showdown]

for a second i read “doofenshmirtz megamind bubblegum” to the tune of the “doofenshmirtz evil incorporated” jingle

Gimme a second I need to google something

[thealiensalamander]

I, as a kid, remember seeing that one episode of Phineas and Ferb where Doofenshmirtz stole the clowns in a restaurant so he could replace the jingle with his own evil jingle, but he couldn't figure out what it should be. He never did, but that didn't stop my young self from trying to make it up. I started off with no sense of rhyming or being catchy at all, before trying more attempts later, all while still sticking to the tune of the original jingle.

By the end, the result was: "Time to run because there's no more fun. You'll find evil with Doofenshmirtz the Weevil!"

[evilmark999]

No trophy for you!

Are you still reading this?

Each generation, starting with GenX, is 15 years. Boomers have 18 years...

Starting just with GenX, this encompasses 60 years for ONLY four generations (excluding Boomers but including GenAlpha)! Sitcom availability, censorship and saturation has been ever evolving and growing over that time. Some shows - like the Simpsons, Family Guy, the PJs, the Flintstones - blur the lines between animation and sitcom. Is Phineas & Ferb a sitcom or a cartoon? Or both? Moreover, am I - a GenX - allowed to claim it? Further muddying the water, the Simpsons have more annual seasons than two whole generations combined!

There's just never going to be a clear consensus of generational preferences...

Bottom line: You genuinely made me feel bad for GenZ...

I think I’ve realised every generation had their own sitcom. Millennials have The Office, gen z has Young Sheldon. I can’t think of what the previous older two have however

[muckety-mucks-i-s-goin-delux]

I know Newsies is already basically perfect but hear me out....

Every time camera pants out at The Word building or Pulitzer's office Doofenshmirtz's jingle plays

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite variation(s) of the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. jingle

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. S.I.M.P.

[mysteriesofmilo]

Every Dwampyverse song has something that just makes it uniquely awesome!

Whether it's lots of big words seldom used by kids

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye

I'll introduce him to my decomposin' guy

And he'll flee-ee

From my Undead Mummy and Me

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption

When they get a load of my funky Egyptian MCeeee...

Or a super fast part

If you should find the daily grind

A tad bit taxing on the mind

To help unwind if so inclined

I have a small suggestion

That if you dare into my lair

You should prepare for quite a scare

But will you share in this nightmare

Would be my only question

Or two

That is quite right, I would delight

In taking flight into the night

If I may give you such a fright

You know I surely would

But if I seem a bit extreme

In my attempts to make you scream

Remember that this spooky scheme

Will cure... your hiccups... for gooooood!

Or clarifying what something or someone is by listing off what is and isn't true about them

He's my Wettest Friend

My Wettest Friend

My Wettest Friend

He's not the shortest

He's not the orangest

He's not the one who smells most like masking tape...

Or sneaking hidden messages in the background

He's my Wettest Friend

(He's so sopping, yeah!)

Cause he's my Wettest Friend

(Don't let him plug anything in!)

My Wettest Friend

Or parodying something in the real world

You know you want to be her

She's a Flawless Girl (Flawless Girl)

All the boys say when they meet her

She's a Flawless Girl (Flawless Girl)

She's at the forefront of every trend

Never less than 5 foot 10

And if you use her products then

You could be a Flawless Girl

A Flawless Girl

Or parodying THEMSELVES

Or singing about a highly unusual subject for a song

Rubber bands, rubber balls

Made with super special density

Rubber bands, rubber balls

They can bounce with such intensity

Or writing a one-liner as a song

Or just literally describing a situation

The Tri-State Area was the Bi-State Area

With an adjacent area, right over there!

They put it all together, now there's no use denyin'

This parade is all about our, Area Unifyin'!

Even when they go meta it works!

You will always be my little brothers / ‘Cause you’re younger / We’re related / And you’re boys

- Little Brothers, Phineas and Ferb

[doofenshmirtzjingletourney]

Stats for Round Five

Number of Polls: 2

Most Voted Poll: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! After Hours... vs Doofenshmirtz Holding A Bucket with 116 votes

Overall Number of Votes: 2,615

Number of Votes in This Round: 217

Most Popular Choice: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! After Hours... (79 votes, 68.1%)

Least Popular Choice: Doofenshmirtz Holding A Bucket (37 votes, 31.9%)

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

Me: I haven't been very effective today

My brain: *starts playing the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated jingle on loop*

Me: Thank you for making my point for me

[biblicallyaccuratejackburton]

Ea-Nasir quality copper*

*read like a Doofenshmirtz jingle

[mxyzptplk]

forget teenage mutant ninja turtles we need more phrases that fit the rhythm of doofenshmirtz evil incorporated jingle