#dont worryy about it

[unknownarmageddon]

uhhh i don’t have a song lyric to caption this one. tfts your kross again

killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza

[ecto-hazard]

What's super fucked up is I think this is all starting to lean more into my Theory about mephone being correct

[toesuckler]

things are weird yknow? i often wonder if its better to hold myself back. people sometimes tell me that im smart or capable or whatver it may be, but its like Schrodinger cat! would i be smarter or dumber if i stopped holding myself back in some ways. i wonder.

[dizscreams]

Gotcha! — Ethan Landry ★

Pairing: Ethan Landry x fem!carpenter!reader

Summary: Reader is a Carpenter sister! She’s in a secret relationship with Ethan and has Ethan over not knowing that Sam’s home

Warnings: Y/N and baby is used, it’s kinda suggestive but mostly fun fluff

A/N: I AM SORRY! I know i have random thoughts that i always just need to right down and I end up not doing the things I should. BUT IM WORKING ON THE JACK FIC DONT WORRYY! The Ethan tag was just dry today so I’m trying to help 🫶

“Shh! I need to make sure nobody’s home.”

Your voice echoed through the halls as Ethan reluctantly pulled away from your lips and followed behind you. “You said nobody was going to be home,” he said looking at you slightly confused. You opened the door and double checked around the apartment. Sam and Quinn’s keys were gone from the rack by the door so you took it as a sign nobody was there.

“I know but I just needed to double check.” You smiled and kissed him again, he quickly followed your movements and smiled into the kiss. Without breaking the contact you stepped inside and went to your room, making sure to shut the door behind you.

Ethan signaled for you to jump so you did and wrapped your legs around his waist while he carried you to your bed. Once he laid you down on the bed and got on top of you, you broke the kiss to kiss his neck. You slightly tugged his curls causing a small whine to escape his lips while yours held a smirk. “Tease,” he mumbled before nipping at the skin of your neck as payback.

You could have sworn you heard a door creak at that moment which caused you to slightly push him back. “Did you hear that?” You asked looking at the door and he followed your eyes. You both listened for a minute before he broke the silence, “Baby, there’s nobody home, remember? I’m sure it’s nothing.” You looked at him slightly worried but figured he was probably right.

You nodded in agreement and muttered a quiet “Okay.” With that he started to kiss your neck, with one hand holding his balance above you while the other was lifting up your shirt. Ethan slowly rubbed his hand up and down your side. “Can I take this off?” He murmured against your skin and you eagerly nodded and lifted up. He quickly took the fabric off of you and threw it somewhere across the room before taking off his own shirt.

While slightly smirking, he went back to kiss you before softly kissing up and down your stomach, trying his best to ease you since he could tell you were on high alert.

It wasn’t that you were ashamed of your relationship with him it’s just you knew your sisters. Ever since Woodsboro they were beyond paranoid, Sam more than Tara, and it was understandable. You all went through a lot so of course, it was easy to have trust issues. And you trusted Ethan, you really did, but you knew Tara and Sam would be sketch and you didn’t want to bother with it.

They’d meet him eventually but for now you liked having him to yourself. The thrill of having a secret relationship was fun anyways and he’s told you repeatedly he doesn’t mind. You were glad to have a boyfriend as understanding as him.

Right as Ethan was about to take off your bra you heard something again.

“Okay, you had to have heard that.” He raised his head up, he did hear it, he just didn’t want to say anything cause he didn’t want you to worry. And he was hard

“Maybe it’s just the apartment next door?” He suggested but you gave him an unconvinced look that shut him up. You sat up, “I’m going to check it out.” but Ethan pushed you back down, “No, don’t. Just stay with me, please? I can protect you.” He told you while kissing your collarbones.

You rolled your eyes, “What if it’s Sam or Tara?”

He huffed out a breath, “Here, what if I go check it out?”

You looked at him curiously with a playful smile, “What, cause I’m a woman you don’t think I can handle whatever it is?” You teased. He turned red at that, “What- no that’s not what I meant-“ you cut him off with a kiss and chuckled at his fanatics. “I know,” you softly said calming him down, “You can go look just be quick, please?”

He nodded and got up, not bothering to put his shirt back on. You sat up against the headboard and played with your fingers while biting your lip in thought. What if it was one of your sisters? Or what if it was Ghostface? It couldn’t be, right? You’d definitely rather deal with Sam or Tara than a serial killer, but Richie and Amber were dead. There wasn’t anything to worry about anymore.

God what was taking him so long?

Your thoughts got cut off by Ethan’s voice, “Um, Y/N, can you come in here please?” He sounded like he was in the living room. But more importantly he sounded worried. You wasted no time in putting on a shirt and heading towards the living room. “Yeah? What’s-“

Oh shit

You were met with your older sister, a smirk on her face and her arms crossed and your very embarrassed boyfriend, scratching the back of his neck. “Sam it isn’t-“

“Isn’t what it looks like?” She finished your sentence with a snicker. Then she pointed to Ethan eyeing him, “When did this happen?” She asked cocking her head to the side. You were speechless. Ethan cleared his throat, “I’m gonna- let you guys talk.. and I’m going to put a shirt on.” He mentally cringed at himself for stuttering and quickly went back to your room and shut the door.

You could barely make eye contact with Sam knowing that she found this amusing and was 100% going to tease you about this for a very long time. “How long have you been here?” Your voice sounded smaller than you wanted it to, but you held your head up anyways.

She laughed a little, “Oh you know- just the whole time.” Your eyes went wide and looked right at her. “The whole time!?”

This caused her to laugh even harder, “Yeah, the only reason my keys weren’t here was because Dan- a friend took me home. Tara has my car.”

You squinted at her not forgetting to bring up whoever this “friend” she mentioned was later. Just as you were about to say something smart to her Ethan walked back in still shirtless.

“Hi-“ he did his awkward wave, “Sorry to interrupt but you have my shirt, y/n.” You looked down at what you were wearing and your mouth made an ‘O’ shape. Oops. “Just go back in my room and I’ll be there in a minute.” You told him and he did what you asked with no hesitation. You smirked at that but turned back around to focus on your sister.

She was now sitting on the small chair you had by the front door. “Did you guys have fun?”

“Were you listening to us?! You’re so creepy!”

“I had to make sure he wasn’t going to murder you!”

“Oh my god, you’re the worst.”

“I love you too, sis,” Sam got up and walked to the kitchen, opening up the fridge, “I would’ve said anything before you two.. did anything. Speaking of which! You do know how a condom works, right?”

“Oh my god, Sam! You’re so embarrassing.”You said throwing a couch cushion at her. “Hey! I just need to know you’re being safe.” She said giggling and you couldn’t help the small smile that appeared on your face. “Whatever, I’m going back in my room. I’ll make sure we keep it PG for you. Love you!”

She shook her head with a smile as you walked off. Once she made sure you were out of sight she called Tara, “You wont believe what just happened-“

lol this was fun to write hope you enjoyed :)

TAGLIST: @beary-rambles @wekiamo @dizzyscreams i forgot abt it sorry!

[kwnnys]

thinking about isagi x troublemaker!reader !1!1!1

cw ; mentions of driving w/o a license, not proofread

"[name], I don't think this is a good idea.." he mumbles, staring with wide eyes as you perch yourself up on the motorcycle.

isagi thought that he had been used to your troublesome behavior by now, considering that he's been by your side since you were both in middle school. he's seen you do the most ridiculous and borderline life threatening things that no sane person would even think of doing.

but apparently not, because of all things, he certainly didn't expect this from you.

you had found an old motorycle stored away in your parent's garage, and it looked fairly intact. you weren't about to let such a pretty thing rot away! so of course, naturally, you brought the baby out for a test drive.

"don't be a wuss, yoichi." you roll your eyes, an excited grin buzzing on your lips. isagi visibly frowns, taking a small step towards you and the bike.

"you don't even have a license— what if you crash?!" he exclaims in worry, and you laugh.

"don't worryy, we're just gonna drive in an empry lot. plus, I'm a god at smash!"

"this is completely different, [name]— hold on, we?! I do not remember consenting to this!"

"jeez, you dont have to ride with me if you're so worried." you shrug, shooting him a side glance. "you can just watch! yknow, be my emotional support."

Im gonna need more emotional support than you. the blue haired male thinks. isagis frown deepens. shaking his head to the side as he makes an 'x' symbol with his arms.

"no way, you are gonna hit me for sure."

"what, you don't trust me?!" you exclaim with feigned offense. "wow, and here I thought.. you were my best friend.." you sniffle.

he doesn't miss the way you dramatically wipe a fake tear, rolling his eyes with a sigh. he didn't feel like dying, but he also didn't want you to die either. he gulps, a few seconds of silence passing.

and as soon as he finishes contemplating, he lets out that defeated groan that you know all too well. immediately, your demeanour lightens up, and you scramble inside the garage to find an extra helmet.

"safety first!"

"oh shut up."

[m1luxlov3st4rs]

at least you got them! ive heard about asks getting deleted and i have since forgotten what exactly was in them so i want to make sure you saw them is all :3

Uuu dont worryy, luckily thats not happening to me, and sooner or later i will respond to them let me learn how to hold a conversation first lol /j (<- is this how you use the /j????)

[not-so-shy-lee-chu]

of course, YOU would love public tickling , haha. I bet that got you alllll riledddd up and wet because of how much of a masochist you are. But dont worryy.. all your lers will have an exclusive access to your precious breasts! They'll also offer full body worship AND gentle sloooow tickles, soooo you better get ready to lose your mind over and over again. And i daresay, cum over and over and OVER again.

-🤙🏻

OH MY FUCKIN GOD STAPH WITH THIS RIGHT NOW KFNWSPWJODWKS

Also slow body worship and gentle tickling that would make me giggle my head off sound so torturous that I feel like if I think about any further I will get wet.

Thank you anon 😒 srsly mglemspwmdpw

[sm1l3b0t]

bibliographies make me suicidal. worst part of academia ever. looking my professors in the eyes and holding them by the shoulders. duuuuudddeee just trust me omg duuuuudddee cmoooooonn. its me. you know i know what im talking about. just dont worryy brooooo

[feltcaverns]

but i dont want anybody worryied about me. i want it to be okay, okay? why aren't you being quiet. thanks :(

[unknownarmageddon]

i’d tell them put me back in it

killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza

[odetolove]

Bo’s tail swings in big, heavy arcs behind him, perched on the edge of your couch. He’s uncomfortably hot, a never ending itch beneath his skin, but his tail still wags because you’re going to be home soon. You left just this morning, but to Bokuto it feels like it’s been years. Just thinking of you has his fingers twitching, his tail swinging harder. 

Just as the itch is becoming unbearable, the click of the lock resonates through the apartment, and it’s all Bo can do to keep himself from jumping you immediately. He hops up excitedly to meet you at the door, trying to keep his distance while you unload your things onto the table. He fidgets with his hands, not feeling or hearing the loud thumping of his tail against the wall while he watches you intensely. 

The second you’re empty-handed, Bokuto is on you, wrapping you in a huge bear hug and tucking his face into your neck with a drawn-out needy whine, “Remiiii…” he shifts his face so he doesn’t sound so muffled, “Missed you.” Bokuto’s barely giving you time to think, planting kisses on your face and neck, crowding into you.

🐾🐾

i hope this is alright!! i havent ever rped like this before ive only ever done character x character interactions so lmk if its a little odd or stilted hehe

any outing that required him to stay home always brought an air of anxiety, hoping that he wasn’t missing me too much; or that he was behaving himself- but groceries had to be brought and he was having a hard time as of late keeping his hands to himself. i knew that, but even with knowing, the surprise of his big body and overwhelming kisses didn’t keep me from nearly tumbling into him.

bo!

i gasp, giggling in the way he peppers me in kisses, hands immediately coming up to hold on either side of his neck, feeling the warmth there- a lot warmer than usual.

hi pretty puppy, did you miss me?

i hum, trying to keep him from curling his body onto mine even more- feeling the shift of his hips while his heavy tail wags behind him so much i hope he doesn’t knock anything down.

why are you so warm? did you behave while i was gone?

i wonder out loud- trying to please him by giving him my own kisses.

[theficblog]

uuhhh i think the sense of humour is on ur part cause um "we need some cool people to back up the awkward ones" made me wheeze 💀 like shawty naur im all talk here cause i type faster than jaehyun is at making jokes lmao alsoo i know i already said it but thanks again for the haechan fic! ♡ i go back to it whenever i kinda sorta miss his annoying ass 🙄 and also! Dont worryy about the whole remodelling thing,it takes time and naturally a theme wil come to you when you give it enough time,before this i was reluctant-serpent 💀 and it ws just green and silver (slytherin i know lmao tho im actually a ravenclaw) and now im teddy and yes,haechan just ruined all the effort by making me change my dp to his recent picture 😡

Hahahahaha dude I love it already! Funny mutuals 🫂 And that haechan fic is one my favs too, thanks. Just also read yours tho, best friend, and wow you are really good at writing 👏💞 Thanks again, im thinking of something doyoung themed let's see how it goes. Oh and a Ravenclaw! Hello from a Slytherin! Oh no Haechan, but Im sure you do not regret it beacuse who can resist red hair Haechan and that crown!! 😉🧸

"Faster than jaehyun is at making at jokes " Helppp this is so funnnyy 😭😭😭😭

[apileofmoss]

🍓 👉👈🥺 (AT LEAST I AM 99% SURE WE ARE MUTUALS?)

YES YES WE ARE MUTUALS DONT WORRYY !!! holdingur hand <33 We havent been moots for long but you are soo nice !! and your art is soo cool !!! ithink a good way to describe it is abstract? i love your lineless stuff and your designs r just Woagh ! scott talks about you also it thinks youre cool too youre veryvery cool !

[shiocreator]

5th part not as good as the others but eh.

Spoilers ahead watch or play the game if you want no spoilers.

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ME!?" P03 still looked angry, and I guess understandably so really.

"I'm sorry!! You dont speak you just make noises and I didnt realize it was you speaking causing those noises man! Sorry for worryi-" I was abruptly cut short.

The a.i. spluttered out it's next words seemingly "WORRY?? WHY WOULD I BE-. Ahem." P03 composed himself, calming down. "Why would I be worried about you? You're just some ignorant bloke who wouldnt last five minutes without the technology you hold dear.."

"Uhm... o-kay, uhm..." I tried to change the subject, "You uh... could have used Google translate to like... use text to speech, to uh, speak, and not scare me into staying at my parents place longer."

He seemed to pause, realizing something.

"Oh. I scared... you into staying longer..?" He seemed shocked somehow, as if I hadn't tried telling him before that I was freaked out at first because of it.

"Yes. I thought it was one of those things where someone called you and just. Breathed. Into the phone." I replied in a deadpan tone.

It seemed to consider this. "Huh." After thinking for a moment he shakes his head seeming as if sighing, expression changed to bored. "Eh. Anyways. How were your siblings? Were they okay?" It says he doesnt worry but.. I feel like he is.

"..Yeah, yeah.. we kind of just... reminisced, about past stories we had with, him, and played games he liked." P03 didn't need to hear the name to know who I was talking about. His expression fell despite never changing from that of a bored one.

"...It's been some time.. how about we play a game?" He diverts the attention to a different subject again. "I, have seen some of the game you like and uh, tried to incorporate them. Into my own." He side-eyes me as I grin. "Dont look at me like that you idiot gamer I just- I just thought you might want to play more if I incorporated stuff you liked!" His expression turned to annoyed.

I chuckled at my roommate's 'annoyance'. I do think it cares, at least from what I've seen. "Sure, just need to put stuff up bud!" I say as I leave the room.

"DON'T BUD ME WE AREN'T-" is all I see of his message before leaving, his face annoyed, as I hear the noises that before plagued me nights ago as I rush to put some things away to see what P03 has in store for me in its game.

[deviantartdramanow]

Kinda IS a fetish Jolly...

There jolly goes again, wanting horses to ride by force and others telling him stop and him going "It aint a fetish." Yea...it kinda is. Esp when you pull it on centaur women dude. https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/900615738/4957768432 https://archive.md/3Txtg (artist also points out he was lurking around a RPG art group in DA they are in doing this to all the other horse artworks too. Just learning about this makes my skin crawl. Dude def has 'non/con' vibes.) https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/870760529/4905784884 Yet another rp started without consent. ^^^ Centaur woman art among many he did this to. (dont worryy she blocked him and ghosted him afterwards, she was warned about his sick habits.) https://www.deviantart.com/lorine19/art/Kelrani-900279150 https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/657595539/4954293910 (Dear god another centaur woman, someone warn this user! ^^^) This is among the recent of many he's pulled this crap on besides his "BOO HOO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME FREE SHIT!" begging and acting like a baby when turned down. Get a job asshole then pay the artists for the adopts jfc. I also noticed this guy does NOT ask for ages. For all he knows he could be perving on the oc of a minor! But yes, if you have any centaur (women mostly) or wild horses or horses at all, BLOCK HIM ON SIGHT. Unless you want some weird cringey asshole walking up and roping your chara while he wanks with his other hand to it.

[astrobiche]

hi! Thoughts about pisces sun, Capricorn moon and taurus rising? (sorry if I've already sent this, there's something wrong happening rn-)

Hiii 💞 (noo you haven't sent it before, dont worryy)

Pisces sun, capricorn moon, taurus rising 💮

You have 3 different modalities so you could be versatile and others might have a hard time figuring you out. Wise and idealistic. You might want to identify as a savior. Self-expression might be through music/arts. Your identity could be dreamy or blurry, changing depending on the environment. Might have had to grow up early on as a kid and had responsibilities. The mom could have capricorn placements or be very practical and responsible. Could have a need for structure and control. A steady approach to life that could be slow but determined. Sensual. You seek the finest things in life and might enjoy luxury.