#dont worryy about it

[unknownarmageddon]

uhhh i don’t have a song lyric to caption this one. tfts your kross again

killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza

[ecto-hazard]

What's super fucked up is I think this is all starting to lean more into my Theory about mephone being correct

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

guys I had some thoughts today

[toesuckler]

things are weird yknow? i often wonder if its better to hold myself back. people sometimes tell me that im smart or capable or whatver it may be, but its like Schrodinger cat! would i be smarter or dumber if i stopped holding myself back in some ways. i wonder.

[i-merani]

Post clearly talking about Putin*

The reply:

Ah I love being extremlye ethical post Soviet leader of Russiya oh no it is CIA agent help! Oh no they are forcing me to press War With Ukraine button oh no they are taping my hand to the button help they are taping my other hand to the Commit War Crimes button oh if only I had any agency over which of these buttons in my office to press I would press the Dismantle Global Capitalism button but alas the dastardly CIA have taped my hands here to the Genocide button with the strongest of Scotch tapes

[dizscreams]

Gotcha! — Ethan Landry ★

Pairing: Ethan Landry x fem!carpenter!reader

Summary: Reader is a Carpenter sister! She’s in a secret relationship with Ethan and has Ethan over not knowing that Sam’s home

Warnings: Y/N and baby is used, it’s kinda suggestive but mostly fun fluff

A/N: I AM SORRY! I know i have random thoughts that i always just need to right down and I end up not doing the things I should. BUT IM WORKING ON THE JACK FIC DONT WORRYY! The Ethan tag was just dry today so I’m trying to help 🫶

“Shh! I need to make sure nobody’s home.”

Your voice echoed through the halls as Ethan reluctantly pulled away from your lips and followed behind you. “You said nobody was going to be home,” he said looking at you slightly confused. You opened the door and double checked around the apartment. Sam and Quinn’s keys were gone from the rack by the door so you took it as a sign nobody was there.

“I know but I just needed to double check.” You smiled and kissed him again, he quickly followed your movements and smiled into the kiss. Without breaking the contact you stepped inside and went to your room, making sure to shut the door behind you.

Ethan signaled for you to jump so you did and wrapped your legs around his waist while he carried you to your bed. Once he laid you down on the bed and got on top of you, you broke the kiss to kiss his neck. You slightly tugged his curls causing a small whine to escape his lips while yours held a smirk. “Tease,” he mumbled before nipping at the skin of your neck as payback.

You could have sworn you heard a door creak at that moment which caused you to slightly push him back. “Did you hear that?” You asked looking at the door and he followed your eyes. You both listened for a minute before he broke the silence, “Baby, there’s nobody home, remember? I’m sure it’s nothing.” You looked at him slightly worried but figured he was probably right.

You nodded in agreement and muttered a quiet “Okay.” With that he started to kiss your neck, with one hand holding his balance above you while the other was lifting up your shirt. Ethan slowly rubbed his hand up and down your side. “Can I take this off?” He murmured against your skin and you eagerly nodded and lifted up. He quickly took the fabric off of you and threw it somewhere across the room before taking off his own shirt.

While slightly smirking, he went back to kiss you before softly kissing up and down your stomach, trying his best to ease you since he could tell you were on high alert.

It wasn’t that you were ashamed of your relationship with him it’s just you knew your sisters. Ever since Woodsboro they were beyond paranoid, Sam more than Tara, and it was understandable. You all went through a lot so of course, it was easy to have trust issues. And you trusted Ethan, you really did, but you knew Tara and Sam would be sketch and you didn’t want to bother with it.

They’d meet him eventually but for now you liked having him to yourself. The thrill of having a secret relationship was fun anyways and he’s told you repeatedly he doesn’t mind. You were glad to have a boyfriend as understanding as him.

Right as Ethan was about to take off your bra you heard something again.

“Okay, you had to have heard that.” He raised his head up, he did hear it, he just didn’t want to say anything cause he didn’t want you to worry. And he was hard

“Maybe it’s just the apartment next door?” He suggested but you gave him an unconvinced look that shut him up. You sat up, “I’m going to check it out.” but Ethan pushed you back down, “No, don’t. Just stay with me, please? I can protect you.” He told you while kissing your collarbones.

You rolled your eyes, “What if it’s Sam or Tara?”

He huffed out a breath, “Here, what if I go check it out?”

You looked at him curiously with a playful smile, “What, cause I’m a woman you don’t think I can handle whatever it is?” You teased. He turned red at that, “What- no that’s not what I meant-“ you cut him off with a kiss and chuckled at his fanatics. “I know,” you softly said calming him down, “You can go look just be quick, please?”

He nodded and got up, not bothering to put his shirt back on. You sat up against the headboard and played with your fingers while biting your lip in thought. What if it was one of your sisters? Or what if it was Ghostface? It couldn’t be, right? You’d definitely rather deal with Sam or Tara than a serial killer, but Richie and Amber were dead. There wasn’t anything to worry about anymore.

God what was taking him so long?

Your thoughts got cut off by Ethan’s voice, “Um, Y/N, can you come in here please?” He sounded like he was in the living room. But more importantly he sounded worried. You wasted no time in putting on a shirt and heading towards the living room. “Yeah? What’s-“

Oh shit

You were met with your older sister, a smirk on her face and her arms crossed and your very embarrassed boyfriend, scratching the back of his neck. “Sam it isn’t-“

“Isn’t what it looks like?” She finished your sentence with a snicker. Then she pointed to Ethan eyeing him, “When did this happen?” She asked cocking her head to the side. You were speechless. Ethan cleared his throat, “I’m gonna- let you guys talk.. and I’m going to put a shirt on.” He mentally cringed at himself for stuttering and quickly went back to your room and shut the door.

You could barely make eye contact with Sam knowing that she found this amusing and was 100% going to tease you about this for a very long time. “How long have you been here?” Your voice sounded smaller than you wanted it to, but you held your head up anyways.

She laughed a little, “Oh you know- just the whole time.” Your eyes went wide and looked right at her. “The whole time!?”

This caused her to laugh even harder, “Yeah, the only reason my keys weren’t here was because Dan- a friend took me home. Tara has my car.”

You squinted at her not forgetting to bring up whoever this “friend” she mentioned was later. Just as you were about to say something smart to her Ethan walked back in still shirtless.

“Hi-“ he did his awkward wave, “Sorry to interrupt but you have my shirt, y/n.” You looked down at what you were wearing and your mouth made an ‘O’ shape. Oops. “Just go back in my room and I’ll be there in a minute.” You told him and he did what you asked with no hesitation. You smirked at that but turned back around to focus on your sister.

She was now sitting on the small chair you had by the front door. “Did you guys have fun?”

“Were you listening to us?! You’re so creepy!”

“I had to make sure he wasn’t going to murder you!”

“Oh my god, you’re the worst.”

“I love you too, sis,” Sam got up and walked to the kitchen, opening up the fridge, “I would’ve said anything before you two.. did anything. Speaking of which! You do know how a condom works, right?”

“Oh my god, Sam! You’re so embarrassing.”You said throwing a couch cushion at her. “Hey! I just need to know you’re being safe.” She said giggling and you couldn’t help the small smile that appeared on your face. “Whatever, I’m going back in my room. I’ll make sure we keep it PG for you. Love you!”

She shook her head with a smile as you walked off. Once she made sure you were out of sight she called Tara, “You wont believe what just happened-“

lol this was fun to write hope you enjoyed :)

TAGLIST: @beary-rambles @wekiamo @dizzyscreams i forgot abt it sorry!

[kwnnys]

thinking about isagi x troublemaker!reader !1!1!1

cw ; mentions of driving w/o a license, not proofread

"[name], I don't think this is a good idea.." he mumbles, staring with wide eyes as you perch yourself up on the motorcycle.

isagi thought that he had been used to your troublesome behavior by now, considering that he's been by your side since you were both in middle school. he's seen you do the most ridiculous and borderline life threatening things that no sane person would even think of doing.

but apparently not, because of all things, he certainly didn't expect this from you.

you had found an old motorycle stored away in your parent's garage, and it looked fairly intact. you weren't about to let such a pretty thing rot away! so of course, naturally, you brought the baby out for a test drive.

"don't be a wuss, yoichi." you roll your eyes, an excited grin buzzing on your lips. isagi visibly frowns, taking a small step towards you and the bike.

"you don't even have a license— what if you crash?!" he exclaims in worry, and you laugh.

"don't worryy, we're just gonna drive in an empry lot. plus, I'm a god at smash!"

"this is completely different, [name]— hold on, we?! I do not remember consenting to this!"

"jeez, you dont have to ride with me if you're so worried." you shrug, shooting him a side glance. "you can just watch! yknow, be my emotional support."

Im gonna need more emotional support than you. the blue haired male thinks. isagis frown deepens. shaking his head to the side as he makes an 'x' symbol with his arms.

"no way, you are gonna hit me for sure."

"what, you don't trust me?!" you exclaim with feigned offense. "wow, and here I thought.. you were my best friend.." you sniffle.

he doesn't miss the way you dramatically wipe a fake tear, rolling his eyes with a sigh. he didn't feel like dying, but he also didn't want you to die either. he gulps, a few seconds of silence passing.

and as soon as he finishes contemplating, he lets out that defeated groan that you know all too well. immediately, your demeanour lightens up, and you scramble inside the garage to find an extra helmet.

"safety first!"

"oh shut up."

[kiawren]

Heyy it's been a while I went off tumblr to focus on studying (although I barely am) but I was still plagued with kiawren thoughts..

Ugh I should have slept instead of writing this but I've been listening to pierce the veil and this AU is on my mind. I have like one post here tagged #suneater!kiawren for it but here's what it is basically: kiawe and wren as ace and yamato from one piece respectively. Wren has the Tiangou devil fruit and kiawe obviously has the flame flame fruit. Which for non one piece ppl means they have those powers. And if you've got a zoan fruit you're a furry basically (For mythical zoans like the Tiangou (a tiangou fruit is not in canon btw, but yamato has a similar mythical dog fruit) honestly have whatever the fuck powers you could just go ham with the lore to give them some op in universe power (idk this is from I've watched so far) so Wren can turn into a dog and also eat the sun or whatever I don't car I'm just writing that for kiawren don't care about the meta

Anyway so wren falls in love with kiawe in this AU. And in one piece I think yamato and ace only actually spent one night together? I think they loved each other though, maybe not necessarily romantic. And maybe it was more yamato. And I relate to that one sided desire to be near someone. Anywayyy Yamato is chained to an island and trapped, I didnt specify that wren is similarly chained but he also has certain ambitions he can't reach yet. And kiawe reminds him of those ambitions. And how it may be possible to reach them. And he wants to go with him. Obviously also reflecting irl me LOL ok. One piece spoilers here...

Ace dies so maybe kiawe does too iddk? I don't want him to die but just remove him from wren's life it's vague what happened to him but anyway that dog is gonna be so sad he's gone. And his hope and ambitions are crushed. And keep the vivre card scene (your vivre card burning means you're dying) I can be trusted to be normal about this scene and its composition and colours dont worryy also cuz burning. Is a motif here.

OKAY HERE'S THE WRITING I GOTTS SHUT UO

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When you first saw him, his form ablaze among those tiger-vermilion fires, did you not think it surreal, like seeing the sun, right in front of you. How alluring it was, how intimate. Merely recalling it feels like trying to remember a dream. Like trying to reach a sun, that taunts you with every sunset. You cannot reach what you want. All the colour in the world, and what are you? But he turned to you then. The flames grew gentler. He smiled. And it struck you. Less like a lightning bolt, more like sunlight after stepping out of shade. It made you lightheaded. In front of you was someone who could embody fire. But not in unbridled rage, or blind passion. He had all the strength of a sun's heat, but also a heart. He was not pure heat. He was warmth. And it drugged you. And you would spend the rest of your days chasing it, to bask in it. Not in it's whole. Just a sliver. You were just a like a dog. Dizzy, desperate. 

You are still a dog. It didn't take a fruit to make you a self-fulfilling prophecy. You were already a creature, but a smaller body housed grief perfectly next to pride. You would have done anything to see that sun again. That sweet, sweet fruit and its enlightenment. You could climb and climb. You could finally reach those skies, their blood red and bruise purple a naked mirror of your dying ambition. So you could only do one thing. Climb higher. Feel the heat. Is it just like an embrace? ...I've missed you so much. Higher still. It starts to burns. It only feeds a high. You start to cry. Higher, You're close. It's blinding. You see white. That's not death. It's life. You're right in front of it. Here you are. This is it. Widen your jaws. Wider. More. The flames kiss your mouth. It burns and bleeds. It almost feels like a communion. It will feel holy. Now place your mouth around it. This will be it.

It does not feel that big now that you have it. Where are you? Anguish boils like bile from your gut in your mouth. You close your jaws. You hope it brings catharsis. You hope he finds you. He doesn't. And there's no relief. It just stings. It just burns. That ugly grief you had culminates. You have him. So where is he. You have the sun in your mouth, and it burns. YOU HAVE THE SUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND. IT BURNS. WAS THIS THE RAPTURE YOU WANTED? IT BURNS. YOU HAVE THE SUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU TASTE DEATH. THE TISSUE BLEEDS AND DRIPS RED, BLACK. IT ALL BURNS. WHERE IS HE, WHERE IS HE. EVERY SCAR BLISTERS LIKE LAVA AND YOUR LIPS DRIP LIKE BLOODY RAIN. YOUR MOUTH MELTS AND TEARS APART. 

THIS WAS NOT THE SUN YOU LOVED, YOU BLIND, DYING DOG.

[m1luxlov3st4rs]

at least you got them! ive heard about asks getting deleted and i have since forgotten what exactly was in them so i want to make sure you saw them is all :3

Uuu dont worryy, luckily thats not happening to me, and sooner or later i will respond to them let me learn how to hold a conversation first lol /j (<- is this how you use the /j????)

[not-so-shy-lee-chu]

of course, YOU would love public tickling , haha. I bet that got you alllll riledddd up and wet because of how much of a masochist you are. But dont worryy.. all your lers will have an exclusive access to your precious breasts! They'll also offer full body worship AND gentle sloooow tickles, soooo you better get ready to lose your mind over and over again. And i daresay, cum over and over and OVER again.

-🤙🏻

OH MY FUCKIN GOD STAPH WITH THIS RIGHT NOW KFNWSPWJODWKS

Also slow body worship and gentle tickling that would make me giggle my head off sound so torturous that I feel like if I think about any further I will get wet.

Thank you anon 😒 srsly mglemspwmdpw

[unknownarmageddon]

i’d tell them put me back in it

killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza

[sm1l3b0t]

bibliographies make me suicidal. worst part of academia ever. looking my professors in the eyes and holding them by the shoulders. duuuuudddeee just trust me omg duuuuudddee cmoooooonn. its me. you know i know what im talking about. just dont worryy brooooo

[feltcaverns]

but i dont want anybody worryied about me. i want it to be okay, okay? why aren't you being quiet. thanks :(

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

dont worryy i wont, unless you come into my inbox talking about the big naturals of the greek gods. dont ask.

im sorry but everytime i call you nico my mind goes "nico nico nii"

w h y

[odetolove]

Bo’s tail swings in big, heavy arcs behind him, perched on the edge of your couch. He’s uncomfortably hot, a never ending itch beneath his skin, but his tail still wags because you’re going to be home soon. You left just this morning, but to Bokuto it feels like it’s been years. Just thinking of you has his fingers twitching, his tail swinging harder. 

Just as the itch is becoming unbearable, the click of the lock resonates through the apartment, and it’s all Bo can do to keep himself from jumping you immediately. He hops up excitedly to meet you at the door, trying to keep his distance while you unload your things onto the table. He fidgets with his hands, not feeling or hearing the loud thumping of his tail against the wall while he watches you intensely. 

The second you’re empty-handed, Bokuto is on you, wrapping you in a huge bear hug and tucking his face into your neck with a drawn-out needy whine, “Remiiii…” he shifts his face so he doesn’t sound so muffled, “Missed you.” Bokuto’s barely giving you time to think, planting kisses on your face and neck, crowding into you.

🐾🐾

i hope this is alright!! i havent ever rped like this before ive only ever done character x character interactions so lmk if its a little odd or stilted hehe

any outing that required him to stay home always brought an air of anxiety, hoping that he wasn’t missing me too much; or that he was behaving himself- but groceries had to be brought and he was having a hard time as of late keeping his hands to himself. i knew that, but even with knowing, the surprise of his big body and overwhelming kisses didn’t keep me from nearly tumbling into him.

bo!

i gasp, giggling in the way he peppers me in kisses, hands immediately coming up to hold on either side of his neck, feeling the warmth there- a lot warmer than usual.

hi pretty puppy, did you miss me?

i hum, trying to keep him from curling his body onto mine even more- feeling the shift of his hips while his heavy tail wags behind him so much i hope he doesn’t knock anything down.

why are you so warm? did you behave while i was gone?

i wonder out loud- trying to please him by giving him my own kisses.

[theficblog]

uuhhh i think the sense of humour is on ur part cause um "we need some cool people to back up the awkward ones" made me wheeze 💀 like shawty naur im all talk here cause i type faster than jaehyun is at making jokes lmao alsoo i know i already said it but thanks again for the haechan fic! ♡ i go back to it whenever i kinda sorta miss his annoying ass 🙄 and also! Dont worryy about the whole remodelling thing,it takes time and naturally a theme wil come to you when you give it enough time,before this i was reluctant-serpent 💀 and it ws just green and silver (slytherin i know lmao tho im actually a ravenclaw) and now im teddy and yes,haechan just ruined all the effort by making me change my dp to his recent picture 😡

Hahahahaha dude I love it already! Funny mutuals 🫂 And that haechan fic is one my favs too, thanks. Just also read yours tho, best friend, and wow you are really good at writing 👏💞 Thanks again, im thinking of something doyoung themed let's see how it goes. Oh and a Ravenclaw! Hello from a Slytherin! Oh no Haechan, but Im sure you do not regret it beacuse who can resist red hair Haechan and that crown!! 😉🧸

"Faster than jaehyun is at making at jokes " Helppp this is so funnnyy 😭😭😭😭