#dont trust the b**** in apartment 23

[eroticlamb]

krysten ritter as chloe mcgruff in 'don't trust the b---- in apartment 23', 2012

[thajesusandmaryjane]

she is so fine

[effybby]

[montggomerry]

[deadradaye]

[bulbaceae]

Colress: "Oh my Kyurem, one more word Zinzolin gets a smackwich"

Barret: "I don't understa-"

Colress: "His face is the lunch meat, my hands are the bread"

*smacks Zinzolin's face between his hands*

"SMACKWICH!!"

[deepgentlemenchild]

don't trust the bitch in apartment 23 really fucked the audience with how they wrote Mark and June's relationship. Like it was so lazy! "oh no we're bad at sex, guess we should stay friends" what is that?

[krillorbekrilled]

jane brba is the bane of my existence

[aesthetically0b5essed]

"Oh my god! That was your dad?"

"So?"

"I touched it through bike shorts. I can't get clean."

”See this is why I didn't tell you. You never would have agreed to go out with Scott if you had known."

[tvthemesongs]

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 intro

[calypsobaker]

[ … ] ❀ you’re not from around here , are you? i figured because you totally just missed { CALYPSO BAKER } walking by. don’t tell me you don’t know who { SHE/HER } is/are ? they kind of look like { SYDNEY SWEENEY } and i could be wrong but i think that they might be { TWENTY-SEVEN } years old right now. they’ve been living in palmview for the last { TWENTY YEARS }. and i don’t know if anyone has ever told them this before but they kind of remind me of { CHLOE MCGRUFF } from { DONT TRUST THE B IN APARTMENT 23 }. if you stick around the town long enough you might catch them in action working at { SUNRISE CAFE } as a { WAITRESS }. you see this town isn’t really that big of a place, some folks like to call them the { INSOUCIANT } of palmview! they took a liking to the name too after a while, go figure. oh crap, they must have heard me yapping. they’re coming this way. i got to warn you though, rumor has it they can pretty { CARELESS } at times. i wouldn’t take it too seriously though, from the times i’ve spoken to them they seemed pretty { ENERGETIC } to me. we see each other all the time since they live in that { TWO BEDROOM } apartment beside me over in { SUNNY SHORES }. i better leave you to it. it was nice meeting you! 

CHARACTER BASICS

FULL NAME: Calypso Blossom Baker

NICKNAME(S): Cal, Caly

AGE: Twenty-Seven

GENDER & PRONOUNS: Female, She/Her

FACE CLAIM: Sydney Sweeney

EYE COLOR: Blue

HAIR COLOR: Blonde

HEIGHT: 5′3″

HOMESTATE: Louisiana

DATE OF BIRTH: March 3rd

ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces

OCCUPATION: Waitress at Sunrise Cafe

APARTMENT: Sunset Villa, 4B

ROOMMATE: Mercy Brown

BIOGRAPHY

Born to teenage parents in a small town in Louisiana, Calypso was the only child her parents ever had and could ever afford. Barely.

Her parents loved her dearly and meant well, as well as 16 year olds with a baby could mean. But with no money and still being in school, the three of them were squished together in a trailer with her maternal grandmother.

As a young child, Caly was a free spirit. Her grandmother always claimed that she was the copy of her mother, destined to be just as wild and troublemaking as she was. She wasn't wrong.

When she was 7, Caly and her parents moved out of Louisiana and to Florida. Saying goodbye to her grandmother was one of the hardest things she ever had to do, even though she would get to see her every single summer, it still broke her little heart as she was the best friend she ever had.

In high school, the blonde really soared. Well, socially. Just getting by enough grade wise to keep her as a cheerleader, soccer player, and track star. Caly could have really gone places with her athletic talent but by the time graduation came around, she had wasted her entire high school career worried about what she was doing Friday night instead of what was on the midterm.

She got her job as a waitress as Sunrise Cafe when she was 19 and has worked there ever since. Only booking a few shifts here and there so that she could pay her half of the rent.

When she was 21, the fun really started for her. She flung herself into the social scene and even found herself hanging and dating some rich and famous people. Although nothing ever really lasts for her as she always get bored or too messy to stick with.

She and Mercy started a tiktok account as a joke, but they kept going viral and the money kept coming in and now they both love doing it. Despite the money never staying around long because the two girls can't stop spending it on their party lifestyle and expensive taste.

Calypso can be described in one word. Messy, in personality and the state of her room. She is someone who tries to have peoples best interest at heart, but her own greed and vanity often get in the way of that.

QUICK FACTS

Often shows up hungover for work.

Is an emotional drunk.

Was rumored to have been Dallas Stars player Tyler Seguins girlfriend for 3 months.

Made a brief appearance on Love Island but left after one episode because she thought the beds weren't comfy.

Has a dog named Hades.

Was photographed getting drunk with Zach Bryan.

CONNECTIONS | PINTEREST

[ambitionsource]

i dont know if you still answering this but I just finished reading the finale. life has been insane. I finished my freshman year of college, among other things in my life. I loved it so much. The finale was such a rollercoaster. RL breakup gave me Finchell Season 3 break vibes. at first, I was surprised when I read the episode. the ending got spoiled acdently just there ending by how I read the chapters. and I was WHAT. then, it made sense after reading it and while I was reading. they have to grow apart to be better together. " ITS REALY GOOD TO SEE YOU." What does Zay mean to Charlie when he said What do you mean it's really good see him? there not dating. there not friends I NEED MOREEEE. ALSO MAYA WHAT HAS THIS INDISTURY DONE TO YOU. I LOVED IT AND HATED IT I NEED MORE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRRITEN OMG. now after reading and looking at everyone thought and thinking of my one the only thing I'm surprised other then Zay and charlie and Maya of it all. is how much or not all things have seen to change. because in your adultife esacpliy when your growing up 5 years is a long time. they were like 18-19 and now there 23-24 is that right. also it seems like a lot has changed also is there any reason why you didn't want to focus more on there college years? so another question is how much will season 5 differ from past seasons or even season 4? sorry this is long lol

first of all, BIG HUGE CONGRATULATIONS on finishing freshman year!! that is a great accomplishment, i hope you're proud of yourself and are enjoying your studies so far. 🌟

i am so sorry the finale got spoiled for you, but i'm glad it all felt like it made sense in the end. that has been the biggest relief to es and i with all major storytelling decisions that we've made -- does this feel earned? have we done the work to get from point a to point b, where it feels understandable (if not always preferable)? as long as we can keep doing that, we know we're on the right track, and it's always so nice to hear from you all as readers when it lands exactly how it's supposed to. that will most certainly be true for season 5... which is partially why it's taking a while to get everything just right lol. we know we have your trust, and we are going to do our best to show we've earned it as we follow through on the remainder of this story.

(also, to the finchel shoutout -- very good callout. can you tell that episode of television fundamentally altered me? one of the best storytelling moments in glee, without a doubt).

as for your comments on zc, i just read it in this voice:

but i will say, it's interesting that you interpreted their interaction that way. it was certainly meant to be vague and leave questions in the air -- all things from that quick and disorienting flash forward were -- so i suppose we'll just have to see what the true status of everything is once we get context. context is everything, isn't it...

as for the time jump, yep, you've got that right. the time jump is five years, so we'll be going from spring 2022 to fall 2027 at the start of season 5. the ensemble will be between the ages of 23 - 26 (setting aside outliers like josh). and you basically hit the nail on the head as to why we made that choice: so much happens in this time of our lives, particularly when you're thrust out of collegiate comfort and into the real world. we felt like there wasn't as much compelling story to tell in the span of yet another year of college -- there's things going on, of course (and we'll get to all of that, rest assured), but the true STORY laid beyond that horizon and in the trenches of adulthood. all the tangles that were twisted over the course of the last five years, we'll be jumping back in at the perfect moment to (hopefully) untangle them. and maybe it's just speaking from experience, but once you hit your mid-20s, so many of us just have this big moment of "what am i doing? am i doing what i want to be doing? is this enough? am i enough?" it's kind of this quintessential turning point in your young adult life -- and we knew it would be even more important in the lives of our beloved ensemble.

(also, to be honest, there's not a ton you can do with college, esp given half our cast isn't even in higher education. it wouldn't be especially riveting storytelling to watch charlie write a 10-page paper LOL).

to that end, though, your question about how much season 5 will differ from the prior seasons is really, really interesting (and a good one). because i've been thinking about it a lot, as i've been working on the season, and it feels like... both? neither? season 5 is somehow totally different from everything that has come before (the natural result of characters aging up and confronting different challenges), yet, at the same time... it feels like it's going back to our roots at the same time. it feels like the older sibling of season 4, but with the grit of season 2, the ensemble importance of season 3, and the roots of what started it all back in season 1.

i'm sure that gave you no greater clarity as to what to expect HAHAHA. i can only hope that once you begin to experience it, you'll inherently get what i mean -- you all ambition warriors have always been really amazing at just Getting exactly what this series is all about.

final note, to highlight your very apt comments: "how much has changed? in your adult life, especially when you're growing up, five years is a long time..."

-- Maggie

[deedala]

🌈 Macy's Tag Game Tuesday! 🌈

happy tag game tuesday wednesday!!!!! 😂 thanks for tagging me @michellemisfit 💖💖💖 and thanks @celestialmickey for cookin it up <3

name: Deanna

age: 39

where in the world are you? 🌾Ohio🌽

the meaning behind your URL: when i first created a username for the first chatroom i used back in middle school (the 90s lol) i came up with "Miss La Dee Da" and then somehow later on that morphed into "Deedala" and then for some reason i kept that Forever. 🤷‍♀️

your second favorite color: pastel/millennial pink

any pets? nope

favorite season: winter 🥶 🧥

last thing you read: uuhhh....OH this cute thing but that was a few weeks ago, im really very bad at making time to read U_U

last song you listened to: Ellie Goulding - Flux

what are you wearing right now? an oversized cropped sweatshirt with snoopy as his Joe Cool alter-ego on it lol

a hobby of yours: vidja gams 🎮

your comfort show or movie: new girl, vampire academy, shameless, community, dont trust the B-- in apartment 23

and finally, what are you up to today? UUUGHHHH NOTHING. just trying to heal and not hurt myself and fight the ennui lol

well gosh who hasnt gotten a chance to do this yet? i'll tag @maizzycakes and @salesmain and @canticle-of-apotheosis hell how about i even tag @lepas tho if she were here with me would laugh in my face im sure :P

[montggomerry]

[kiska-enthusiast]

ty for tagging me @zoe-tally06 <33

people you wanna know better tag :)

last song: this river is wild - the killers

currently watching: dont trust the b in apartment 23

currently reading: the wisdom of anxiety - sheryl paul

latest obsession: beyoncé (i’m seeing her next week and it’s all i can think about hehe)

i’ll tag: @mountain-in-springtime @tearsofdanny @peaceoftheland

[bitethebullets]

dont trust the b in apartment 23 should have never been cancelled