#dont take me seriously LMFAO
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HORRORDUST BABIES LMAO
Their names are Shrimp, Scamp, and Songpyeon, in that order, i’ll take my leave
(god please don’t take this to seriously)
#IM BEDRIDDEN DONT ROAST ME LMFAO#utmv#i don’t take this seriously but it’s fun anyways#traditional scribbles#horrordust#horror sans#dust sans#murder sans#ut au#sans aus#sans ships#horror x dust#bad sanses#shrimp#scamp#songpyeon#LMAO#i need some gross happiness please#this is so fanon i don’t even care#they have skeleton bitty bones bitty pups puppies even they’re puppies
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*posts this and runs away. i trip and fall into an open manhole, dying instantly*
#incoherent noises etc etc gotta say the line: Theyre In My Brain#fuck dude they sure are!!! they sure are.#oh my god when did it become seven. i forgot to sleep again. gonna make a breakfast taco instead#but yeah uhhhhh come get some laughingstock crumbs#pspspsps cmon take the morsel#tumblr is pigeons to me <3#scribble salad#welcome home#laughingstock#yassified howdy <3#can yall tell i never practice drawing kissing. like never. ever. lmfao#its never been part of my skillset but by Fuck i might buckle down and add it#ive just never had to learn!!!#for my entire life ive drawn primarily dragons - i actively avoided people!#and dragons dont have the facial anatomy to kiss 'traditionally'#so i simply never practiced or even attempted#i only started seriously drawing people a couple years ago#and scribbling characters making out is very far from my top priorities in Learning#even though i taught myself how to draw. hm. other things. somewhat.#my priorities are a mystery even to myself#Anyway anyway im tired and rambling and that taco is calling to me like the sweetest siren#and babey im ready to Drown#agh no wait im not done yet#puppets are honestly really difficult in this aspect#like??? their faces are so flat??? their noses are Strange? how push together????#dont get me started on the intricacies of perspective and im not sure how to tilt their heads properly yet#so for now Cringe!!! Cringe Alert!!!! Cringe on Main!!!!#sometimes i need to remind myself that it doesnt matter if i dislike pretty much everything i scribble. someone will dig it.
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it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that
#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist#ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men#and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again#like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it#because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily#i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that#and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad#you stop holding them accountable.#like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS#like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil'#id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected#dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man'#i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other'#than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering#wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations#idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with#dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins#i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity#but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see
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we had bury your gays in a time called you and now 'villian is gay' as a plot twist which ( while so fucking unserious, like im laughing my ass off rn ) im taking as a (somewhat) sign off progress bc we had queer main charcters in mainstream shows. So, like this is how it started in the west and then evolved into us getting actual queer main character who had nothing that tragic happen to them. So, its the same thing thats gonna happen here right.... right? *nervous laugh*
#my lovely liar#it was the gays all along lmfao#like my mans was suspicious from when he said congrats and solhe heard it as a lie#but come on#thought he was being protective of his artists but ahshhddj#im laughing my ass off rn#its hilarious and also not#also deukchan closing his eyes while driving had me crackling#one thing abt us gays is that we love being dramatic#a time called you#also dont take this whole thing i said seriously#i had a few shots of tequila despite telling hope im never gonna drink again#and so now my brains not braining
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them: what are you thinking about?
me: nothing
my brain: do you ever just sit there and wonder how differently things would have panned out if maven had attached himself to cal instead of mare? if the key to his humanity was his brother and him only? do you ever think that maybe maven would know he wasn’t and couldn’t be good but he would try to be anyways so he could be close to cal (because the crux of it all was that he didn’t want to be alone)? or do you think maven would’ve ended up destroying the both of them because he knows no other way (and cal wouldn’t leave maven to destroy himself on his own)? do you ever think about how cal would’ve been the only person ever to let him stay close? do you ever think about how the entire fucking story would have changed because maven’s character would have been different since he’s a warped mirror of everything he loves (a small list)?
#it actually keeps me up at night#thats why elara had to get rid of cal as soon as she did ☠️☠️#also#i dont buy the whole ‘elara couldnt take away maven’s love for mare and thomas bc it was ROMANTIC and thats diff to normal family love’#it feels like an excuse to further the plot… and that kinda gives the impression that. idk.#like ur family cant be the key to ur humanity or the people u love most. it has to be love. which is the antithesis of the point b/w mareven#so IDK WHY THATS A PLOT POINT#anyways#maybe if i thought about it more. but i seriously dont want to ponder this LMFAO#im tired. i want happiness.#red queen#red queen series#maven calore#war storm#glass sword#kings cage#mare barrow#tiberias vii calore#done.#rewriting
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im trying to make a legitimate god of garlic bread just kill me already im done
#fucking crying#what am i doing#lmfao#ex husband denise will be the death of me#how to make holy symbol for fucking garlic bread#i dont like how seriously im taking this#but by god this is gonna be hilarious#scribbles says shit
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hi 2 things 1: bone eater looks really really cool holy shit pls keep us posted and 2: is there like a story behind him or anything? i dont think ive actually seen him on your blog before
1. THANK YOU I'm so nervous. This is the second time I've built him and I haven't done much sculpture in a REALLY long time, certainly nothing this large in clay that wasn't a vessel. I've had to fix his left knee about three times even with a ridiculous amount of slip/score action, so hopefully I finally got him together (he's also got some support under his hips and wrists). He is. Very heavy lol. I think I may need to pick a connection point along his middle to cut him into two pieces, if only for drying and transportation purposes...
2. And kinda! He's actually been on my blog but in drawn form a couple times in my explorer supergirl/supercorp drawtober series from 2018 and then just this past year 2023! I totally understand how you missed him though because I'm just on here barfing memes 22 hours a day. To save you time trawling back through my blog (but if you're bored I won't stop you, just follow the "arting" tag") you can see those on my artstation:
Inktober 2018: Build a World in 31 Days "TERRAH"
Drawtober 2023: Return To TERRAH
I have a very loose idea, really more of a vibe, that Bone Eater is that culture and planetary system's deity of decay in a system of three, because everybody loves systems of threes and odd numbers! With him are the Spore Mother (birth, beginning), and World Ender (death, ending) (both names still not quite confirmed but I like them). He is the connection point between life and death, consuming so that more may become. Boom, crash, ominous sounds, goofy three-eyed grins and big chompers.
Here are my most recent super rough planning sketches of this current sculpture and hopeful next sculptures from a drawpile I noodled around in with @sango-blep (who is amazing and very supportive of my shenanigans while I gently coax my brain back to drawing after my health punched me in the face this past year):
He's maybe not quite as padded as I made him originally but I'll just have to keep practicing, maybe see if I need to look into actual armature or something if I want to keep doing this in the future? If I can get him back in mostly one piece I'd really like to make the other two as well in the same scale (this is a reminder to myself to take some wet measurements today) but I'd have to adjust the pose of World Ender for him to fit in our studio kilns. Ours are 24" deep and Bone Eater is clocking in at about 20" (oops), so I'd need to lower his head. I think I picked some compact enough poses, but we'll see. I may be the one loading him into the kiln lol.
BUT YEAH that's Bone Eater and what little I have on him right now LOL.
#ask me stuff!#arting#pottery#drawtober#return to terrah#not me going back and fixing all my grammar bc i want you to take me seriously but also not wanting to bc i want to seem approachable LMFAO#bone eater#i guess he gets a tag now#also health update im doing much better but i do have a thing tomorrow morning thats mostly a standard check#but also will maybe help me start ruling stuff out so i can find a new normal with food and stuff#fingies crossed i dont that the autoimmune thing my nephew has#okay i stop talking now
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Wow threats of violence and death woe is me. Bitch it's been like this for years if you hate me kill me already and if you don't plan to just shut that shit spitting asshole mouth of yours.
I have nothing to lose if he actually carried on with it, he'd do me a favour. It's funny to me he thinks he scares me and its even funnier he gets more angry when I laugh.
Bro I got used to your abusive shit, it's another day of you being an aggressive coward to me after I ignored you for months even if you wanted a reaction. I don't give a shit lmao
#misc#i cannot take him seriously#i remember i used to be scared back in 2019 lmao bruh hit me if you dare. ill make sure you never step foot in this house or out of a#jail cell for years#what's funnier is that i dont even talk to him he just attacks me like this because he hates me for no fucking reason other than jealousy.#because weve had the same shared trauma but he fucked himself up on purpose to be pitied and i held on and now im independent#and he hates that he cant have my attention anymore after all the years ive been the one TRYING SO HARD#homecooked meals and covering for his ass. cleaning his piss and puke and lending him money anf shit. listening to hi.#bro didn't even care to be nice the tiniest bit to me when i was on the floor after fainting or vomiting blood or when i needed rest because#i was going to work with a fever 10 hours a day to pay hospital and home bills.#lmfao abusive fuck#out of everyone ive left im glad he can see every day how good im having it since i stopped talking to him. thats why hes angry and follows#me around and stares and curses me out. im just quiet. neutral. no expressions no words. and it pisses him off. good eat your liver out#over it bitch#im leaving in 3 hours anyway lmao
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thinking too hard abt how this rise of "mental health" discussion still only seems to focus on the Cute and Quirky symptoms and still demonizes other mental health (personality) disorders
like my carefully curated tumblr space is fine, but everytime i get sucked into insta reels i inevitably see tens of different reels of the same 3 symptoms of autism/adhd
like im glad theyre getting this positive moment but it just kind of fucking sucks to listen to people talk about how they ToTaLlY have a "touch of the 'tism" and ur friends are sending u "relatable adhd memes" so u think u have a little more support and understanding but then u mention how ur struggling with self harm and suicidal thoughts and violent/disturbing intrusive thoughts and suddenly everyone's like
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whats the matter babe, my mental health problems not palatable enough for you? :/
#told a coworker that some ppl have intrusive thoughts like assaulting ppl#and his face was just like the emoji#'ur not a terrible person'#would u still feel like reassuring me if u knew abt the thoughts i was beating back with a stick?#like i could absolutely use a therapist#not for a diagnosis mind u just for. fucking. counselling.#bc obvs i cant be chronically relying on my friends to emotionally support me#they have their own stuff and emotional labour is a lot and i know that but still#sometimes i just feel like. fuck. like just.#could u just listen to me for five fucking minutes#and reassure me that im not a terrible person#and that everything will be alright#because i can tell myself and do self affirmations but fuck#sure would be nice if i felt like someone other than me believed that too#like i think i could rely on my roomie but she doesnt do physical contact lmao#and i could prob talk to my sis or mum but i would Rather Not plus they would probably cry#and i want someone who's gonna be calm about it hahaaa#dont ask if im back on my meds yet <3#as unhealthy as my childhood friendships were they were also the most honest#we were Very Open abt how fucked up we were#unfortunately we just like fed into each other#but now trying to be honest just feels like a Fucking Joke#and not even in a 'trying to downplay so i dont cry' way#more like 'im not taking this conversation seriously Unless ur crying'#gods i feel like a fucking teenager trying to get ppl to take my emotions seriously again what the fuck#like sorry for being an emotionally unstable 30yo i guess?? are u really gonna try to shut me down abt it??#like who are u my father lmfao fuck OFF#like im fine with the person that i am!!! why isnt anyone else?? im not a child!!!
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dan heng / caelus Dan Heng is the city's friendly neighborhood vigilante. It's only the natural progression of things after being bit by a radioactive spider that gives you super senses. That shouldn't be hard to manage on top of his day job, his friends-slash-allies, and his growing feelings for a certain person. [dancae week day 3 - spider-man]
word count: 18,404 characters: dan heng, caelus, sushang, luocha, kafka tags: spiderman au, modern au, secret identity notes: i don't know anything about spiderman, so prior knowledge of any spiderman media isn't necessary for this! as a bonus, have the design i made for spiderman!dan heng below the cut:
(don't take anything on this sheet seriously lmao not only is it unfinished but im not writing another fic where dan heng gets a power-up LOL)
#honkai star rail#hsr#dan heng#caelus#dancae#dancae week#my fics#god get this fic out LMFAO this fought me for every word i wrote#dont take any thing on that design sheet seriously btw#i Dont know how to design spiderman fits btw! please understand#that was just to help me visualize as i write lol#why is this pos 18k words :skull:#my art#<- ? i guess
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so glad i have therapy tonight im. Ready to talk about scary things
#gonna talk more seriously about hrt. im so scared but theres been Enough happening that makes me feel. ready ig#it's the yearning it's the longing it's the being envious of my friends when i am actually overjoyed for them#it's the i want to be a visibly trans philosopher it's the fathers day special on npr that made me sob in my car#it's the singing along w my favorite songs makes me cry it's the i dont sing on the rare occasion i go to church it's the. uh.#i don't go cuz i want to i go because i want to see what's being shared in the sermon bc that's what people take messages from#mini book reports and challenging the passages selected bc sometimes they are Vague or whatever#it's the i have a complicated relationship w religion in general lmfao#i am very scared of ruining my relationship w my parents though#im incredibly lucky and incredibly grateful every day that i had a good childhood and good relationship w them#never ever want to take that for granted#but im terrified bc i told them my name and mom carefully didnt show a reaction and dad uh. idk we were at starbucks and i did the order#bc im a starbucks girlie zillennial#and i gave my name and he went 😶🤨#this is my blog i can say what i want here but im baring my soul in the tags becauee i trust ~3.2k strangers more than my father xo#anyway#blah blah blah in the tags
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waking up to see someone left a semi-self-demeaning reply on a post of mine and i go to their blog just to make sure they're not someone nasty before i reply encouragingly to them, only to see theyre very into the racist white man youtuber profiting off of Algonquian culture that obviously doesnt belong to him 😵💫😵💫
#this guy is also performing white saviourism to an incredible degree#''well if /i/ dont keep the stories alive then who will?'' THE FUCKING INDIGENOUS PPL IT BELONGS TO MAYBE ???#i had a whole argument w my brothers about this where they insisted he wasnt racist for this and this was totally fine actually#so this is a very sore spot for me and seeing this person touting how great this guy is has been a slap in the face this morning#theres. a lot to this guy. and it's very frustrating that everyone adores him and has no idea how fucking racist he's being#bc he's being racist towards indigenous ppl. and ppl often dismiss anti-native racism :/#not that (white esp) ppl rly take ANY racism seriously. but. its a gross trend I've noticed w anti-native racism#like everyone brushes off the caricature present in p*zza tower. bc oh its just silly :) its just a joke :)#bro they are straight up painting us as savages lmfao. thats like. classic racism against indigenous ppl. how are u just okay w that.#anyways! sorry to rant here im just. feeling a little nauseous fhfkdl that was not smth i wanted to see this morning or ever rly#its a very very sore spot for me still after that whole thing w my brothers :''')))))#vent //#dandy.cmd#racism tw
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sigh I’m not doing yaoi discourse in 2023. takes three seconds to look up how it originated versus other gay genres/subgenres like yuri, shounen-ai, bara, or BL. I seriously don’t give a fuck if people create/engage with yaoi but ignoring its origins is not helping anyone especially if you’re trying to reclaim the genre.
#mud rambles#yaoi is not yuris counterpart and people pretending it is. is like. ridiculous#men writing yuri and women writing BL in of itself is not an issue but like. yaoi was literally created out of the fetishization of gay men#by women for the consumption of other women. that is not 'pushing a bias' or what the fuck ever it takes two seconds to confirm that#reclaim the genre! idc! but again ignoring how it started isnt helping anyone#it's very distinct from BL bara and shounen-ai#i have a love hate relationship w yaoi as a genre bc it was a big part of my self discovery journey#and it's not even inherently bad. its just that. AGAIN. you cant ignore its origins in favor of having an aesthetic pair with yuri#ive been researching and learning about this shit since i was a teen#anyway seriously. this is the last im gonna b talking abt this#dont send me shit i am not engaging w it further#this was brought on bc somebody screenshotted tags i left on a post i reblogged but have since deleted#cause again. not doing fucking. yaoi discourse of all things as a fucking grown man lmfao#again. idfc if people create/consume/etc yaoi i literally would just like people to actually be critical of what they consume and#not ignore shit because they cant deal with the reality of how certain genres can come from shitty origins#okay bye <3 back to my regular blogging experience#dont reblog this or screenshot this or whatever this is my post my blog if i could figure out how to turn reblogs off for this post i would#i was able to do it before on the mobile app for other posts but that function apparently just does not exist on the web for me specifically#and i deleted the app a while ago. anyway. k bye
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was brave and talked to my doctor abt my period bs + she said it might be endometriosis without me even having to bring it up... 💀
#shes prescribed me naproxen & tranexamic acid for now bc theyre basically the only 2 painkiller options i havent tried yet#but shes said she'll text me some resources on endometriosis and asked me to book an appt in january to update her#and then she can either issue a repeat script or we can go down the route of trying to diagnose a condition#which would likely take a long time so id probably have to try hormonal meds again in the meantime but she was rly understanding abt#the fact id had negative experiences w them before so was apprehensive abt it. so nice to have a dr who actually cares instead of trying#to fob me off w over the counter meds which is what happened last time lol#she was like wow im surprised they told you to take codeine for cramps thats not smth id recommend due to the side effects 💀#like damn. well ive been doing it for the last few years and yeah its not great#augh.... its ok tho i feel better now im actively doing smth abt it and looking for a diagnosis is an option thats available#bc ik how rare it is for gps to take patients seriously. the average diagnosis time for endometriosis is 12 years in wales 💀💀#my mums had such a struggle with gynaecology in her part of the country too shes been waiting for an operation for almost a year#and they booked her in for it and everything and then when she showed up the doctor was like im so so sorry i dont have access to a clinic#and i wanted to cancel your appt bc obvs i cant carry out the surgery without a clinic but the practice refused to let me cancel it#she showed my mum emails shed sent to management begging them to let her cancel patients she wasnt able to treat bc its such a waste of#everyones time and resources and rly shitty to do but they told her to 'watch herself and think about meeting her targets' 💀#bc cancellations look bad on their records so they were forcing her to hold appts without treatment anyway lmfao#insane country how is the nhs still functioning.#anyway thats todays medical report ik how eagerly u guys have been waiting on my pussy update#didnt ask abt antidepressants bc didnt have time and anyway im handling it better now its just taken a while to adjust to the shorter days#and the cramp stuff is way more pressing bc i get them for a week or two before my period AND when i ovulate now#so im probably spending equal amts of time in pain than not in pain every month now 👍#actually makes me feel fucking insane when i start thinking about it. its fine tho. okay im gonna piss and then go out again to sort out#everything ive gotta do today and then i can just chill this afternoon#how is it only 10am.....#.diaries
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i feel like my sister has covid rn 🧍♂️ fear dot jpeg
#she is so sick !! lots of awful coughing !!! has to stay home from work when usually she goes anyways !!!#and mother is staying home from a camping trip she was going to go on w my dad and brothers bc my sister is so goddamn sick#like. uhm. uh oh!#...........is it terrible of me that i kind of hope she is so sick that she has to go to the hospital#like i dont want her to be sick and i definitely do not want her to die. my sister and dad are the most tolerable ppl in the family#but maybe it would show mum that covid is something to take seriously still lmfao and hopefully would make her stop going down the-#-vaccine conspiracy bullshit pipeline she's been firmly marching down over the past year#anyways shoutout to my sister for offering to mask in the vehicle when she was getting sick and driving me into town on her way to work#i am so fucking glad she's chill about masking still in those ways THANK YOUUUU I DO NOT NEED TO GET SICK AGAIN#pippen needs 2nd breakfast
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I feel puky right now and maybe it's the whole bottle I finished tonight at 3am and the whole moka of coffee I drank but if I never sleep and have breakfast idk if I can keep the bile down well.
#funnily enough i wasnt drunk after sleeping just one hour. no side effects#my brain is so shitfucked that not even that took me out of the anxiety#which ironically feels better than dissociating but also fuck this i havent stopped shaking since yesterday ay 8#my brother and i really did make a name for ourselves at the ward too#hilarious#this stupid life is a disaster comedy#its so bad i cant take it seriously for real like what the fu k#massive shitty year. all this trauma. all this dissociating and mental breaks. all the se health issues#and a car accident the day before i go back to therapy#its comical#i really cannot handle it without making a joke out of it i think id become completely like him if i did#i dont know#misc#the therapist said my problems stem mostly from deep rooted ptsd and its like. bro why did i not realise sooner it was right in front of me.#lol lmfao lmao lol
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