#dont take him out pls

[mochinomnoms]

It's currently 1 am. where I live, and I can't sleep (insomnia is kicking my ass). So I decided to write this just for fun and send it to you. I'm not a writer, so it's probably not perfect nor good, but here you go.

Shit, shit, shit, your feet tapped on the concrete, and you were puffing softly, considering that you were running late to class. You stayed up all night working on assignments and group projects, which is why you made the honest mistake of oversleeping again. Group projects are more difficult to complete in college than they were in high school. To be honest, all you wanted was some alone time and to write fanfiction.

You were so engrossed in your thoughts that you were unable to hear another student's footsteps approaching as you turned a sharp corner. Before you knew it, your face made first contact with something warm and soft, and all of your books and papers fell out of your hands (thanks to grim burning your bag to crisp this morning after checking for more tuna in your bag). Two solid gloved hands reached out and grabbed your shoulders to save you from falling before you could land on your butt.

"Ara ara," whispered a soft yet polite voice, and you knew who was standing in front of you. Jade Leech is the Vice Housewarden of Octavinelle and Floyd's twin sister. You were frozen at first since you hadn't expected to run into anyone, particularly Jade, this early. You two didn't communicate much, but you've accidently traded notebooks before, run into one other in unusual circumstances, and she even invited you to join her on a walk. You must have been staring because Jade grinned, and her eyes dilated.

"Take caution, dear Prefect-san; you are fortunate that I chanced upon you. Consider it a gift, with no expectations for recompense." She released you and reached down to assist you in retrieving your papers and books. You withdrew as though you were scorched as her gloved hand unintentionally touched yours. You sneaked a peek at her and couldn't help but notice how beautiful she was—her fair complexion, her long teal hair, the dark grey streak that framed her left side, and the dangling earring. Jade stood, giving you a smile that seemed more sincere than usual after assisting you in gathering your books. "Pray tell, how do you propose to pass this day? I shall accompany you, whithersoever you may venture." The bell rang just as you were about to answer, and you forgot why you were running late in the first place. After giving her a brief thank you, you hurried to your class down the corridor.

Jade let out a long sigh as she watched your fate from a distance. Trying to stop her heart from beating, she clutched her chest. You captured her attention, and she couldn't help but find you fascinating, especially for a human. She wasn't sure when it happened. She was so impacted by you that she felt compelled to claim you as her own. Even her twin sister Floyd finds it strange that she gets happy and flushed when she thinks about you. Her feelings are so jumbled; she had never felt this way for someone before and was accustomed to keeping her true feelings to herself. Is this how the mermaid princess must have felt upon seeing her prince? Jade wondered at that very moment. Despite coming from separate worlds, they ended up together. Would you also wish for a happy ending?

An absurd query Sincerely, her left yellow eye began to light, and she smiled once more, flashing her pointed teeth. Naturally, you two would end up together since she always gets what she wants, and you are what she wants. She won't let anyone else take you away from her given that her mother didn't teach her to be a quitter. Yes, even if it meant eliminating some competition, she would make sure of that. She laughed as she walked to class, her long hair flying in the early breeze. "Soon, my beloved, soon."

Fem Jade, yeeeeaaaahhh 🩵

I hope my writing is grammatical correctly. I'm so tired. Goodnight 🌙

WOWOWOWOWOWOW THANK YOU aaaaaa Jade my beloved...I love you in any universe...

i like that a bunch of us have collectively agreed that any and all form of Jades are just a little obsessive and possessive in their love and I just think that's neat!

[hinamie]

get these boys summer uniforms and cold beverages Stat

[mechanicalinfection]

He gets a little quirky at night.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

hal should become a real boy and also a rabbit (prototyped with the piece of the bunny in lil seb) and also a sylph of mind send tweet

[treeprince]

stewing and fermenting on whether i want a full on lesbingqiu legally blonde au where sy transmigrates into vivian(and this is how we could have made legally blonde all lesbians) and decides to quit undermining binghelle in all their classes/supports her during the trial completely, but is very confused over how long it's taking for binghelle to woo her shit fiance back. meanwhile binghelle is wondering when the girl who rescued her from a shit engagement is going to realize that she's trying to do the same and whisk them off to go live in the hamptons after being successful career women with entire courtrooms worshipping at their feet

or leaning hard into the scum professor/lawyer!sy who is fucking fighting for his life trying to keep his precocious young student from pursuing him in the middle of this huge TELEVISED TRIAL binghe PLEASE, this professor slash lawyer has a murder case to win without damaging his reputation or muddying the jury with another scandal!!! why aren't you trying to win back your stolen love interest!?! nevermind how stupid that guy is, you definitely deserve better than him, and clearly your classmates are smart but also very mean to you. actually nvm don't even think about dating while you're still in my class. let this old man help set you up with a nice man after you've graduated. what do you mean I'm the nice man!?!

[servospawn]

A man & his attire...

[shadowglens]

to your joy i tether (not a lot, just forever)

fandom: dragon age pairing: solas x nuala lavellan words: 3,225 tags: hurt/comfort, blood & injury, angst with a (hopeful) ending notes: major endgame spoilers for datv!!! this is my contribution to the solavellan fandom ahdjfgaf. set immediately post datv. please forgive any typos.

It is quieter than she expected. Grey, for as far as her eyes can see, rather than the sickly green that has haunted her for years. No wailing and torment and voices to drown him, her, them both, as Nuala had expected. Just a stone pathway, leading off into oblivion. Dead grass forgotten in the cracks. She takes a tentative step forward and mourns the lack of Solas’ body heat when he stays rooted to the spot.

The fade, as always, surprises her.

The rift seals behind them, taking with it what little colour it had reflected on the stones and leaving them in the closest thing to not-quite-darkness the fade can ever manage. She shakes herself from waiting for that tell-tale hiss and rush of air that had always followed the sealing of a rift, reminds herself that she is not ten years ago when a simple flick of her wrist could solve all their problems. Her hand - the one she left rotting on the stones of the Crossroads - can’t save them anymore.

It’s been so long.

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[sanchoyoscribbles]

maybe link should consider that I filled my inventory with salted milky smoothies right before the fight and spent all that time leveling up the sword and energy gauges tho ...🥲

[sometimesmaybespoof]

Throws this at you and runs

Bonus stufffff

Yeah guys look at all my doodles!!!!!

@cult-rangoons :3

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

also also jaiden or roier or BOTH living weapon au. I thought of that one last night and i want to remember it. i want them fuckin Ruined by the federation i want roier turned into something he never fully was and i want jaiden to become something she was before. i want roier to be a Weapon specifically for that spiderbit dynamic. roier now would do anything for cellbit because he loved him. what if roier would kill for cellbit not because he loves him but because he was told to, because it Feels like he should do it the way he was made to follow federation orders. roier who hides his emotions behind laughter and jokes being forced to hide them behind menace and silent intimidation. he feels so much but then the federation gets him and numbs him. cellbit and roier made into killing machines. cellbit was grown into the person he is while roier was specifically pruned. roier is one of the people who is the Most himself because a lot of the aspects he puts forwards are the ones he’s chosen. i want to take that choice away and see what happens.

[stellewriites]

have to keep repeating in my head; he’s leaving soon he’s moving out he’s got a job so he’s leaving in two months he’s moving out every time i see a mess my brother has made in the house

[thanes-krios]

idk why I thought the romance triggering issues in ME1 would be fixed with the legendary edition, but here I am, rejecting Liara for the third time as she and kaidan insist I've been pursuing her (wrong) and I have to embarrass Liara yet again for no reason

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

I love all of your analysis of these two losers ❤️ I have yet to read the full essay (soon! I just need time) but have you done a part on this NPC who talks about (supposedly alhaitham) a big guy buying crates of wine and muttering something about it being enough for an apology?

I can't remember exactly where but it was a merchant in either sumeru city or port ormos. I'm leaning on the city and possibly in the inner market near the theatre. I'll try looking tomorrow and send you another ask

Hiya! Thank you so much for your ask! I’m so glad to hear you’re enjoying the haikaveh brainrot hehe, we’re all in the basement together! <3

I know the one you’re referring to! This should be it, it’s from a vendor in the Grand Bazaar:

I didn’t mention this in the essay because of it being speculatory, but I’m more than ready to speculate here. I agree, this is most likely an inference to Alhaitham, not only considering his status as a Mahamata but also due to the fact that it’s an integral part of Alhaitham’s character that he prefers to be unknown. Even when he serves as the Acting Grand Sage, people don’t typically recognise him due to how little known he is despite his primary role as the Grand Scribe, as seen in his story quest. This would align with why the vendor admittedly has no idea who this particular customer was.

Drinking, particularly wine, can also relate to both Kaveh and Alhaitham, as this is an activity they both partake in together. Alhaitham’s voice-lines express that he likes to have a drink after work, along with his demo showing him drinking wine with Kaveh, Cyno and Tighnari, and him apparently stealing Kaveh’s beer in A Parade of Providence. Similarly, Kaveh also states his preference for drinking in his voice-lines, as well as his overindulgence in this hobby being highlighted in his hangout. Additionally, the furniture item ‘Monthly Frustration Be-Gone’ references Kaveh buying expired wine in order to get a discount.

Since this is an NPC conversation, it’s also worth noting other external worldbuilding details, such as the bulletin boards of Sumeru. In the three exchanges Alhaitham and Kaveh have, all of them reference drinking in some way, in that Alhaitham typically indulges Kaveh by paying for his tabs – revoking this only when they have a disagreement. Lambad also notes that Alhaitham and Kaveh go drinking together, as well as Kaveh picking up wine ordered by Alhaitham.

Alhaitham buying wine for Kaveh to make up for some disagreement between the two aligns with all these established details. When considering the typical exchange of Alhaitham refusing to pay for Kaveh’s drinks when Kaveh disagrees with Alhaitham’s views, it makes sense that it would also work in reverse – as in, when Alhaitham trespasses on Kaveh’s views which leads to Kaveh’s upset, Alhaitham would buy him drinks to make up for it

Alongside this, character description wise, there is no other convincing contender as to who else this could be? Alhaitham uses the tall male model, and is the only tall, relevant member of the Mahamata that the player is aware of.

Given all these context clues the game gives us, I’d say, yeah, this is our resident loser Alhaitham!!

If I’m honest I think about this dialogue a lot :DDD so thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about it hehehe I hope you enjoy the essay when you find the time :’) <3

[monhiio]

Guys am I allowed to post my fenglian with a baby agenda here

to note, Binghe is the baby

[hunniez]

thinking abt going grocery shopping with geto. like ok maybe I’m just a lovergirl who loves doing simple day to day tasks with my beloved but hear me out like it would be so cute. in your lazy day fits consisting of sweatpants and slides and sweatshirts (you def stole one of his) just strolling through the aisles with eachother, looking up at him puppy dog eyes and pouting trying to convince him to buy your fav snacks, tugging on his sleeve to point out new products or your favorite fruit or ingredients for a recipe you saw online and ohh his heart implodes just looking at your starry eyes and your visible excitement. and when you two are in an aisle alone he def wraps his arms around your waist and presses kisses along your neck and the side of your face while you double check the shopping list to make sure you didn’t forget anything.

[slythereen]

ik the sainz camp isn't complaining about not following pre-arranged race strategies and plans...