#dont tag as ship ill bite

[pineappical]

amsterdam 🌻🌷

[dunkinbublin]

rough housing 

[ryberspaceart]

jane and dirk best friends moment . !!

[mwagneto]

why is everyone suddenly jackdoctor posting. like i'm not complaining i've just been indescribably sick over that entire storyline for years so it's funny to see it picking up steam again

[untamedeventuality]

for the writing prompt, how about any of the little nightmares kids having some down time to goof around

"And then you, and then you..." Mono mumbled as he folded the piece of paper they'd found in the makeshift bedroom in the school.

"And it'll fly?" Six asked.

Mono nodded, tongue sticking out in concentration.

"Like a bird?" Six was hugging her knees to her chest, watching him intently.

"No..."

"Oh."

"It'll fly," he promised, holding up the paper airplane to inspect it before takeoff.

Hand in hand, they walked back to the window they'd climbed in through. Mono tossed the paper airplane outside and together they watched it swoop and glide, eventually coming to rest on the ground in the playground below.

"Pretty," Six said, squeezing Mono's hand.

"Pretty," he agreed.

"Another?" Six turned pleading eyes on him.

They didn't find anymore paper to make into airplanes, but they did find blocks with fading letters and numbers, a ball, and a monkey with cymbals. It made noise when wound up, which Six despised.

It was therapeutic taking it apart. Calming. Once it was reduced to pieces, she noticed Mono had set up the blocks in a specific order.

"Six," he said, beckoning her over, "S-I-X."

"Es, eye, ex?" she cocked her head.

"S-I-X," Mono pointed to the three blocks he'd set aside together as he said it, "That's your name."

"My name?"

"Those are the letters in it," Mono said proudly.

"I don't know letters," Six admitted.

"I know," he grabbed a fourth block and held it up to her, "This is the number 6."

"My name." She traced the symbol.

Mono shrugged. "Easier to remember just one thing."

"I wanna know how to read," Six admitted, fidgeting with the number block.

"I can teach?" Mono suggested.

Six shook her head. "Don't need it now. When we're safe."

"Yeah. Safe."

[brine-in-my-eyes]

enby scott mccoolsvile fem presenting with long hair. who said that

[pup-pee]

AAAJHAJWJDNKFJAIBA AAABJEIDIND AHRPOON HARPOON HAR SHDHT HAK S HAR HAR HA RH AUDBEJS MADDIII OMGG!!! JDHFIKF <333 RIY IS USING HSI 1 INCH TALLER ADVANTAGE

this is so rough but

@pup-pee come get your food and pls ignore how messy it is-

is this for my 9-1-1 au? Mayhaps I need to do like full ref sheets for the AUs and also I'm still trying to figure out how to draw certain characters bare with me here

[aizawas-dryeye]

🍉!!please read if ur curious about more ways to help those in gaza!!🍉

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for every US dollar, ill write 100(ish) words, and cap it off at 1000-2000 words

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WIPS

(** = NSFW ^^ = DARK CONTENT)

honey don’t feed me i will come back (astarion)**

tags: smut, reader has a vagina but no pronouns, dom!astarion, blood drinking, biting, penetrative sex, dirty talk, name calling (dear, darling, love, pet, sweet)

summary: astarion invites (begs) you to come to his tent for a little fun

untitled (astarion)**

tags: ascended!astarion, mean!astarion, yandere!astarion, gn!reader, vampire!reader, biting, blood drinking, ANGST BITCH LIKE WOW, unrequited love, smut, name calling (love, whelp, darling, bitch), degradation

summary: your fate is simple: to be utterly possessed, controlled, and used by your reborn lover

eden (halsin)**

tags: gn!reader, mating season, abo adjacent, ruts, knotting, vague description of genitals, loss of virginity, penetrative sex, so much cum, size difference, halsin big, possessiveness, breeding

summary: losing your virginity to halsin

break me, bite me (toji fushiguro)^^

tags: DEAD DOVE, reader has a vagina but no pronouns mentioned, noncon/rape, knotting, lowkey hunting, blood, bunny!reader, wolf!toji, he hits u like once, size kink, dirty talk

summary: being lost in the woods is dangerous business, especially for such a tiny bunny. let the hunt begin

nursing on a poison (leon kennedy)**

tags: reader has a vagina but no pronouns mentioned, vendetta!leon, erectile dysfunction, lowkey mediocre sex, riding, masturbation (p and v), pls he is so annoying and awful, toxic!leon, he thinks about smacking you, hair pulling, sadism, alcoholism

summary: whiskey dick is a real thing and leon is proof, annoyingly so

mirror mirror (shouta aizawa)**

tags: reader has a vagina but no pronouns mentioned, fingering, dirty talk, mirrors, pet names (baby, honey) teasing, no sex

summary: you made the mistake of insulting yourself in front of your boyfriend

lipstick lullaby (gojo satoru)**

tags: f!reader, sub!gojo, sleepy sex, slight somnophilia but not really, desperate bby gojo, "just the tip", unprotected sex, pet names (baby, babe, good girl), m mommy kink

summary: gojo is spoiled beyond words, but you’re to blame. you just can’t say no to your baby

glint (leon kennedy)^^

tags: DEAD DOVE, noncon/rape, mentions of child abuse, good ol catholic guilt (i was raised baptist so please be patient lmao), he covers ur head with a pillow, crying

summary: pt 2 of shiny

stuck on a little hot mess (nanami kento)**

tags: reader has a vagina but no pronouns, drinking, cheating, nanami is married with kids lmao, could be considered dubcon bc hes ur boss and also alcohol, age gap, blowjob, he calls u kid, GUILT, reader is a bitch, he fucks u in the guest bedroom

summary: nanami swears you were sent by the devil himself

REQUESTS

i dont have many rules for requesting fics but my hard no’s are:

• scat

• feeding

• pregnancy (does not include breeding)

• minor aged characters

• graphic gore/death

i also write for several fandoms such as:

• resident evil (pretty much only leon oof)

• jujutsu kaisen

• baldurs gate 3

• haikyuu

• my hero academia

• attack on titan

• marvel

• supernatural

• the umbrella academy

again please go to @ficsforgaza to learn more and consider donating if u can and ill write pretty much whatever u want! it doesnt just have to be x reader either, i also do ships! (excluding leon)

thank u so much for reading all this

🍉!!FREE PALESTINE!!🍉

[growling]

due to being both aromantic and aplatonic i feel pretty "eh" to both concepts of friendships and relationships/couples in media (and in real life too but i'm more. discreet about it) which makes interacting with fandom works and such.. pretty frustrating at times

im more averse to romance in real life than in fiction ill have to admit, like, most ships i don't mind. im still more able to engage in shipping in my free time, but that might be because, like, when i ship characters i don't really... do it in a romantic sense i just mash them together, i like deeper bonds/relations/connections like that, and "ship" is a pretty easy term to apply to it as and kinda accurate, i don't know, hard to explain. but when theyre depicted to do traditionally romantic things together or just put emphasis on looooove and go all dovey-eyes in fanart then i must leave. i had enough i have assessed the situation and im leaving

but. i also don't like friendships in fanworks. which sucks so much because this is what, like, most other people that don't like romance gravitate to too!! and they put.. so much, like, moral stuff into liking it too like, saying that if you dont appreciate platonic relationships enough then that means allonormativity rotted your brain or something. many other aro & non-aplatonic people just go "romantic ships are so overdone so heres more art and works where characters are just allowed to stay friends, maybe even friendships are just superior anyway" and like i am happy for you don't get me wrong go enjoy what you like but.... friendships just always make me go "ewww". and unfortunately i cannot just choose not to see it either, platonic relationships are never tagged or anything except on ao3 or something. a lot of media/content (god i hate that term for fanworks..) by aros for aros just focuses on platonic love & relationships instead and sorry i cannot relate and the growler feels a bit alienated. not many people even know that aplatonic people exist anyway and if they do then they dont have the best opinion of us.

so like, god i hate clarifying this i feel like it goes without saying but whatever i don't want to get accused of hurting peoples feelings by saying this: i am not saying to stop making fanfics of platonic relationships or that if you like friends in fiction then i think ur lame or something. im just saying that this is one part of fandom i just, cannot really like. not just fandom either. friendships are everywhere i swear and there is no way for me to avoid those either, and if i ever voice that it repulses me, i get treated like a freak even by spaces that are supposedly aroace & sex/romance-repulsed friendly and yeah it kinda sucks .

anyway friendships are overrated i don't want friends i want evil advisors, loyal goons and homoerotic rivals and fucked up hero-villain and whumper-whumpee pairs and even more fucked up guys with their fates forever entwined and bonded for life close in the way rats tied at their tails are even as they desperately pull and scratch and bite to get away is that too much to ask

[r4bidcherry]

☆ INTRODUCTION ☆

◇ bree/benny

□ he/she/they/any

☆ 17 yrs

◇ transmasc genderfluid aroace polyam bisexual

□ autism, bpd, anxiety

☆ certified freaky weirdo and proud

◇ chronically ill and online

⚠️ BYF ⚠️

◇ i ship many brands of unhealthy and taboo ships. the only ships off limits to me are pedophilic or incestuous. also i think ship discourse is dumb

□ i am critical of callout culture as someone whos been the victim of it multiple times so dont bring any of that energy to my blog i wont hesitate to ignore/block you.

☆ i have an interest in horror and gorey media. i will tag trigger warnings if my art contains that but i may not do that for reblogging horror media so be aware of that

◇ like i stated before i have really bad anxiety so i am stressed a lot so sorry if posts suddenly disappear i am very self conscious on how others view me

□ i dont use punctuation or capitalize anything most of the time so sorry if that makes me hard to understand sometimes!

☆ if were mutuals feel free to message me. i dont bite. at least not that hard...

◇ im a believer of using the block button. speaking of which...

if any of this makes you uncomfortable then hey, the block button is free and it costs nothing. you dont have to see me and i dont have to see you again which sounds like a fair trade to me. it exists for a reason. use it.

[hpdmguy]

quick intro post: hi. pronouns are he/they. just call me hpdmguy.

will i ever get a header? probably not.

this is a sideblog. i follow from @/railway-lands

this blog posts and reblogs hp. ships youll see here: looooots of drarry. some romione on occasion. maaaybeee some dron. i will say that i dont care about the marauders (sorry..) so youll like never see anything related to them.

i occasionally reblog suggestive (but never fully nsfw) posts. its not tagged here because im lazy as fuck. ill tag triggers like eyestrain and blood when i remember to.

no gifs in my askbox pleas (my brain will explode ... insert nuke explosion gif here... /j not actually. i dont actually have any problems with gifs they just . really annoy me)

you can send me doodle/writing requests (guidelines here!)

suggestive / nsfw asks will just get deleted <3

also in general feel free to send me asks. im just a silly little guy i don't bite! i talk a lot! if we are somehow mutuals you can like? message me?

consider using tone tags with me, im easily confused...

fun facts about me: im aroace! im a slytherin! im hard of hearing! i love luna lovegood with all my heart! she could step on me and id thank her!! same with pansy parkinson!!!! im deeply in love with the journal of dreadful things! go read it! it's so good!!!! I love draco and Harry equally but I do have a soft spot for draco! I love his redemption arc in fics.

willing to beta fics! (only if they arent like pwp / overly smutty though... or going to be very very long...)

#my art is my art tag.

#mine for any like original textposts and blabbering

#my writing <- coming someday... i have ideas but no clue where to start ahaha

[sethdomain]

want my shipping takes that ill still probably get hanged for??? here we go. theyre basically all "everyone chill out" ...it seems like most people are just submitting ships theyd get cancelled for, not takes on shipping. ill do that after in case i completely misread what you were asking for

if ccbeeduo didnt want to get shipped they shouldnt have made their characters get married and have a son and fall in love. natural byproduct, really shouldve expected it. i still think ppl should have chilled fr but like, they both had plenty of examples of what fans were like, they shouldve taken that into account before making those character decisions.

cdapduo discourse was absolutely batshit insane and everyone who posted with a banner saying either "slime is quackity's son and if you ship them you're weird DNI" OR "they keep flirting, if you call slime quackity's son you're weird DNI" pissed me off. how about no one's weird because actually its a roleplay with lots of different perspectives and you can do whatever you want forever . obvs i understood people who were like "i believe this thing, dont fucking yell at me for it" but it sucks that people had to make banners for that fr.

in the same vein, the discourse with emeraldduo. though that one i dont/didnt see as much, i did still see those same banners. even as a family sbi fan, i never saw someone shipping emduo and thought "yeah let me go yell at them and tell them not to interact with me because i personally think theyre family-coded." the devotion is ambiguous but powerful.

Heat Waves was the funniest fic ive ever read because idgaf about either of those guys so it was just like 20 chapters of some guy crying and jacking off and then getting rejected.

i think rarepairs are based as fuck and mischaracterizing guys to fit your ship is fine do whatever you want forever!!!!!!!! people complained to hell and back about fanfics tagging characters and ships and them being ooc . WHO GIVE A FUCK THEY WROTE THAT SHIT FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ALSO MANGOBALL'S MONSTER/CHEATER CHEATER WAS A MASTERPIECE

karlnapity was not perfect polyamory i see people glossing over the fact that when they first talked about polyamory quackity started attacking and biting when karl and sapnap kissed and thats fucking FUNNY i want to see more of THAT.

sorry for writing so much i have a lot of opinions

JESUS ANON, honestly idgaf bro i take any spicy opinion as long as its not going straight to 'i love pedophilia/incest' territory that my only rule man

For beeduo, idk if u mean the cc ship or the c ship cause honest to god i was a huge inniter back then and dont follow their stuff closelt that much, but im just gonna assume u mean the rpf cc shipping. Honestly, I don't really agree with ur take, its a bit victim blamey, both ranboo and tubbo were like young and in their naivety expect their fans to uphold their boundary to just not ship them in a rpf way and i think you should've respected their wishes man. You sometimes gotta be reminded that dsmp was just them guys having fun and if they want to rp as a husband then whatev man :p

I agree bruh, i think people were just sscared of a little doomed faggot in action

phil and techno doesn't even act like father/son in the dsmp canon anyway, they act like old bestie

imma be fr idgaf abt heatwaves but that sound awesome

sometime the back of my mind say that, but the evil demon that wants everything to be perfect take over anon.. its hard... I need to get mad at people...

no cucking is allowed in karlnapity... #lame

[funshinebf]

9 people you'd like to know better

tagged by @pso2 !! ty for the tag ^_^

a) three ships:

1) rn def vashwood. theyve given me diseases and disorders aplenty. genuinely thinking about them 24/7. its becoming a problem.

2) komahina. when i first watched a sdr2 playthrough in middle school i was like "wow i like these guys. kinda gay!" and ever since then i get like yearly Waves of thinking about them for a few weeks straight. and then they go back into the depths of my brain for another few months and the cycle starts again. shits insane

3) spideypool. bites them bites them bites them. nobody gets them except for me and my friends and a select few artists/writers

a1: bonus ships:

serirei... save me serirei. its about the two men. running a business. its just business

millymeryl of course. i would kill for them. milly thompson character of all time and oghhh meryl stryfe my beloved

b) first ever ship:

um... okay so. first ship i called a ship and like looked up content for online? john/dave from homestuck. also there is a very clear path from me discovering the ship of them leading to me discovering my transgenderness. thank you johndave for transing my gender sort of 👍

c) last song:

Your Love Is It Real? by doubleVee. grouhghh

d) last movie:

trigun badlands rumble. ive watched it like three times and will probably do so again at some point. and thats even less times than ive rewatched the two trigun serieses

e) currently reading:

idk about books ill be honest i dont read enough books... im sorry everyone ive failed you. BUT ive been rereading the trigun fic "come and see" by avoidingavoidance on ao3. very good fic, long as fuck and STILL GOING. would die for this fic

f) currently watching:

trigun. its always gonna be trigun for the next like year at least. i just sit around rewatching the two trigun serieses all the time. its been like this for like over 6 months straight now. lol

g) currently consuming:

i dontt know 😭 like eating? im not eating anything rn.. i had a slice of pie at my grandma's house earlier though and that shit was good

h) currently craving:

sushi... save me sushi.... save me....

9 people to tag: oh fuck this is the hard part. mods help help hep help. uhhhh @herrscher-of-yuri @kazumahashimoto @sungsuho @transpool @co27 @fecto @gigantomachylesbian @orcelito and anyone else who would want to do this?? (also no one feel pressured 2 do this, hope it was okay i tagged u!! ^_^)

i made an easily copy/paste-able version of this too btw im putting that under a cut lol

9 people you'd like to know better

tagged by:

a) three ships:

a1: bonus ships:

b) first ever ship:

c) last song:

d) last movie:

e) currently reading:

f) currently watching:

g) currently consuming:

h) currently craving:

9 people to tag:

okie bye ily 🫶

[itz-bow-xd]

OMG ITS ON!! COOLNESS!!!

hey guyz its bow!! :3 im from inanimate insanitys first season! it was like so kewl!! had lots of fun bsidez the box they put me in but WE DONT TALK ABT THAT XD

i found this phone on the ground,, ummm idk whos it was but its mine now :p

i made this blog so u can all like send sum askz!! dont be shy! i dont bite,,, not usually >:)

sooo like yea!! send me sum askz! WAIT I SAID THAT ALREADY LOLLL

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tags of interest:

#bow chats: bow answering asks or reblog rps and stuff of the sorts

#misc asks: no specific plot related to the ask

#bow theories: theorize about bow!!

#light of abundance arc: a crk arc hehehe funny

#mod kit: thats me!

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hey guys its the mod! (she/any) few things i wanna let yall know rq

-bows typing is inconsistent- like she may type one way and type another way some other time idk i dont make the rules 💅 (this doesnt apply to the light of abundance arc, which she talks instead of types and uses full grammar for uhh LORE reasons yahooo)

-the art style may change- im tryna do lasso art but im new to it and ill probably change stuff at random

-this takes place after season 3! (yea theres a reason shes not a ghost UGH... im always on that lore grind💪💪💪)

-any asks are chill except nsfw, pro ships, fetish-y stuff, politics, unironic hate towards anyone, heavy vents (lighter vents are fine. im willing to listen! just pls nothing that could possibly trigger someone else)

-magic anons are cool lol. but i highly request that for every m!a you send, you also send a non m!a to balance it out

-wont feature any ships on this blog myself but i dont mind asks or jokes about shipping bow! just no illegal or problematic ones

-have patience when i answer asks pls 🙏🙏🙏 i work as a full time procrastinator and i already have another ask blog WHYD I MAKE THIS ONE LMAOOOO

-have a fun time !!!!

[chirpins]

your vampire noah au has me hooked immediately, i had to come here and ask you questions after reading.

first things first, your half vampire tag. what exactly does that entail? it could mean anything. are there going to be other character's who are a vampire?

secondly, what are the other ships mentioned in the tags? are they going to be important enough to mention any time soon? or can we know them now.

thirdly, is this going to be based off of stakes? with its recent departure from the fandom, a lot of people are missing it. is there a reason you posted this when you did, so close to its deletion?

is fourthly a word?

fifthly, what does the soulmate tag mean? i've never seen it used in that way before.

sixthly (?), can you tell us anything about it? fun facts, i mean.

seventhly (i'm just winging it at this point), does noah being bitten on his ankle have any plot relevance to it? given that it wasn't on his neck?

that's all i can think of for now.

woaaah this is like .. one of the longest asks ive ever seen. sorry it took me so long to reply, i really had to think on how i would respond to this..!

well, lets start in order.. lets seeee..

mm i dont know if i can answer this in a way that isnt spoilery or holds plot relevance. sorry if that doesnt help ur curiosity, but rest assured it will be addressed in the fic itself so .. just stay tuned!

i dont see how it would be any spoilers to say this, so ill just come out and do so already! one of the main background ships is geoff/gwen/bridgette. they are just so cute to me, and id like to make it clear the three of them are all dating each other. there is also going to be eva/izzy, of course; and owen/izzy (izzy has two hands). another ship im entertaining the idea of is possibly duncan/dj? but neither of those two are going to have much relevance to the story. actually, funny story, this was supposed to be an alejandro/noah/heather fic, but i totally forgot to tag it as such. im debating on if i want to keep it that way afterall, or have it stay just alenoah.. i guess we'll see the further i write. there is some others but those are a bit spoilery so, stay tuned..!

uhh.. i feel like thats a very weird thing to ask? but, i guess you could say i was inspired after reading stakes? i began writing this last month (pictured below) so i wouldnt say i wrote and posted this just because stakes got deleted. actually, i wasnt going to post this fic at all until i had at least 5 chapters written for it, or all of it written, but i got too excited after finishing writing chapter 2 so.. teehee...

i THINK it is..!

teehee i cant saaay.. much. what i can say is it being 'non-typical' is important. its nothing like soul bounds themselves. how youd think of a soulmate 'au' is not what this is, nobody are soulmates. but .. well.. sooomething may happen. i will just say, it has something to do with vampire culture.

fun facts, huh..? mmm i really dont know.. tbh not even i think too deeply on this sort of thing.. i guess id say that noah has a lot of moles / freckles everywhere? so him having a bite mark wouldnt really raise suspicion, given that its just two puncture wounds. i dont know, im sorry! i guess ill have to think on this some more.. im sort of entertaining the idea that theres more to the universe than just vampires, if this helps. buut,.. i havent decided yet, teehee.

hmm, aside from me thinking itd be funny for him to have a mark on his leg? well... who knows!

anyway, thanks for caring so much to ask me stuff!

[matchamabs]

ok ok ill do this tag thing bc its fun and ive not done one in forever: 9 people u wanna know better

also hello @marvosa-yroz its been a long old time!! how are u

1: Three Ships

hrrng. like. maybe. ok im actually having 2 check my ao3 to see what the fuck i even like lmao. i havent done ship stuff recently !

A. Revali/Mipha that was the most recent ship stuff i did for a while

B. Tokoyami/Bakugou for the nostalgia

C. Terumi Mei/Yagura for the niche crowd

2: First Ever Ship

oh god it mustve been like. Pie/Midorikawa Lettuce from Tokyo Mew Mew?? back when i first started watching anime and back when u could watch 4 parts of an episode on youtube in 280p with no ads. lmao

3: Last Song

Akatsuki Records "Let's Ghost". banger mate

4: Last Film

uhhhhh it might've been Lactopalypse. if you havent seen Lactopalypse, (or Vanamehe Film) uh. go buy a copy from estonia immediately. right now. give them your fucking money. go watch a trailer on youtube its good and its STOP MOTION so. extra love.

5: Currently Reading

like. jane eyre im halfway thru. and wuthering heights! turns out that book is just about everyone and their cat having bipolar disorder

6: Currently Watching

rewatching archer for the billionth time. i got bought a rainbow high doll by my best mate and im really considering watching the series on netflix. is it good? is it like. remotely bearable?

7: Currently Consuming

ok thorntons do these like. seasonal gingerbread millionaire shortbread bites that are only 8 in a pack bc theyre dickheads but fuck me theyre reallllllly good

8: Currently Craving

LEBKUCHENNNNN i want some :(((

ok now i get 2 be a dick and tag people at my whim!! who do i love. who do i wanna know more abt. lets go with @frosty-tian @ohshy @101flavoursofweird @sukipershipper @theghostwthemost @lazypastry @pulpa-de-gorila uhh suddenly ive forgotten everyone i ever know. ok @the-acid-pear ive followed u for like. ever. ur time to shine. and. @kirayoshikage bc i hate u <3 anyway. do it. dont do it. do whatever u want kids ✨✨