#dont go after meee

[doyuri-890]

New project

[tragicotps]

Asriel being a softie for Marisa

Bonus:

[iwakuraz]

it's not going too well

[3416]

i know steve dangle's overenthusiastic overinvested thing is his shtick, but i think it's legit that kind of talk that just like... contributes to the nightmare way ppl talk about the leafs in media lol. like we wonder why it's so bad but there aren't a ton of levelheaded people at the center of leafs fandom in any way.

[swampghouls]

SOBS made myself a lil cafecito after i was off bc i have art to work on n im a lil eepy BUT AS I WAS GETTIN SHIT OUT MY TRUNK. MY TRUNK CLOSED AND SMASHED MY CUP AND IT SPILLED EVERUWHERE AND NOW TBE BACK OF MY CAR IS STICKY IM 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[mamadarama]

768 - it would be funny if theres a part of mayoi that he has to constantly hold back from chasing tatsumi around es like a cheetah going after a gazelle . kinda like niki and mayois relationship but with the roles reversed and tatsumi wouldnt try too hard to get away hed just sorta go "oh noooo dont catch meee aaaanything but thaaaat"

[bigwishes]

Caption Drop

Corey made his wish, he wanted to be huge, a massive muscular beast, he wanted men to be shocked when they say him naked. He thought he had coved all his bases when making his demands to the Djinn "I want to be huge, only muscle growth, i wanna have awesome abs, I want men Im about to sleep with be shocked when I take off my pants in front of them, I dont wanna lose any intelligence, I dont wanna be hairy, I just wanna be a hyper masculine muscle cow" The Djinn smiled granting his wish. Corey got the body of his dreams, unfortunately for him he did think about how he casually threw in being a muscle cow and moments after his muscled stopped inflating he felt a pain in his groin, watching his pants bulge outwards the zipper suddenly split open. Corey stared in shock, his balls had become the size of a beachball, his dick was gone now instead four dicks hung off the corner of his sack making it look like a giant udder.

"wh-WHAT DID YOU DO TO MM..MEEE....MOOOOOOOOOO"

"well you did say you wanted to be a big muscle cow" the Djinn laughed in response

"MOOOOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Corey yelled, the noise of a frustrated bull replacing his voice, but the Djinn was unable to understand him and so the desperate attempts to reverse the beastly part of his wish were simply ignored.

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Kyle always wanted to be a competitive bodybuilder but he could never stick to the diet to cut down enough to go on stage, nor did he have the confidence. He had all the muscle, if only he could shift the bodyfat and think he was worthy of being on stage. Kyle made a simple wish "I wish I looked good enough for the stage, I wish I had the confidence to stand in front of all those guys"

Suddenly the clothes Kyle was wearing was replaced with a slutty harness, something snapped in his brain and all his nervous anxiety was replaced with cocky douchbag thoughts. Kyle was ready for the stage alright, not as a bodybuilder, but instead as a slutty horny man whore.

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Less than 5 minutes ago John was a much smaller twunk. He pumped into a guy at the gym, his sweat smeared across him. John called the guy a disgusting sweaty roid pig. The guy was ready to drop it but John continued to tell him how he'd never wanna be that big, he cracked a joke saying the man probably stunk like a locker room 24/7 because of how hard it would be to move his body. Suddenly two guys grabbed John's arms and the man he made fun of forced his jaw open and shoved what tasted like a small lemon lolly. John's body began to grow uncontrollably. Soon he was a giant freak. John stared at his new body, the body of a giant sweaty gorilla, his stench was worse than anything he had ever smelt before and the 3 bodybuilders who were pinning him down moments ago were now laughing at him and his awful stench in the corner of the locker room.

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[riotlain]

Could I request the Batfam (Batman and the Batboys) separately reacting to you falling asleep on them?

wompwompwomp

guess whos sick. meee

im sorry if this is short (duke thomas is here hooray🎉🎉)

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Bruce Wayne

Depends on what hes doing

If hes working at home and youre leaning against him/on his lap? He'll probably carry you to bed.

Cant have your spine being fucked up💀💀

If you 2 are on your way home from a gala, meeting, ect and fall asleep on him in the limo he'll ask Alfred to drive slower and make sure the ride is smooth

(As smooth as it gets. Gotham roads arent the best)

He overall finds you falling asleep on him endearing (and a bit concerning. Are you not getting enough sleep??)

Dick Grayson

Im surprised you managed to fall asleep on him😭💀 like mans cannot sit still

Unless youre asleep on him ofc

Def the type to stroke your hair and take pictures of you (with filters at times)

"When did you take these??" "When you were asleep😊"

Has drawn on your face

He dont mean to be creepy bro😭😭

Will attempt to carry you to bed 💪💪

Or put his head on yours (maybe fall asleep if he can)

Goodluck napping by a napping Dick. He snores

Jason Todd

Not used to ppl falling asleep on him and he's all alert when he feels your head on his shoulder

Calms down when he sees you though

He probably takes you to bed the soonest bc that position cannot be comfy 💀

Denies he carried you if he did

"I didnt fall asleep here." "You.. sleepwalked."

If youre one of those people who stop breathing in your sleep he will freak the fuck out💀💀

Tim Drake

You probably try to stay up with him and fall asleep on him after a while

Normal occurrence

He usually keeps you there for a bit and then wakes you up to go sleep on the bed

(Sometimes he goes to bed with you but like💀💀)

If hes too lazy he'll probably just keep working with you drooling on his shoulder

Has taken atleast 1 picture of yall

Damian Wayne

Not used to people being so comfortable around him to be honest. Well people other than Dick I guess

Like when he feels your head lean against his shoulder he'll slowly turn over (bro frozen ngl)

Yea he doesn't know what to do tbh

Very flustered

He thinks you trusting him and being comfortable enough to fall asleep on him is nice tho

Gets lowkey (highkeyish) upset when someone wakes you up (Especially if its TIM)

Duke Thomas

Sees this as an opportunity to cuddle with you more

Like mf will lay his head ontop of your or reposition so yall comfy

Doesnt care if you drool (he prolly does too)

Has probably pranked you atleast oncee but anyways

[toxicyeuriii]

Hello friend, may I humbly request, pretty please, a boothill×reader fic? The condiments matter not, for I need sustenance, food to feed myself. Please, oh great weaver of words, make me a tapestry of delectables, all in the image of our beloved boothill.

Hello anon! Thanks for the ask >///< first time writing for a hsr character and tbh I was bluffed with how the fic was gonna be but eventually I thought of something! I was going for a sorta fluff type, though you can interpret the type lmao. But honestly Boothill is such a fun character to read/write! Thanks again for the ask! I hope you aren't hungry after the fic ^^

Before you start reading though, reader is gender neutral and works as like a hardcore hacker/mechanic kinda (silver wolf and vill-v inspired) but honestly the hacker part isnt that noticable, you and boothill are in a relationship (ofc) and he calls you darlin and sugarplum.

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"And then that son of a nice lady came up to me and went pow-pow!"

Boothill exclaimed while you were working on a commission. The commission in mind was a gun repair for guess who? Boothill. His gun got knocked out of his hands during a bounty and got broken on the slide and muzzle, which is being a pain in the ass for you.

"Mhm...."

You said while getting a screwdriver and unscrewing some of the screws that are on the gun.

Boothill apparently thinks that he needs to explain how his gun got damaged, which he doesnt honestly. Though you dont say anything, it's better than silence if you're being honest. And, you know he wont shut up anyways.

"And then when I went to grab my gun, an' then that lil' shirt bag shot the gun outa my dang hand! Ha! But lil' did he know my other hand was a gun too"

"Wait so your gun was shot out of your hand?"

"Yeah, anyways I turned in that mother forker, hehe"

"Huh... Is your hand okay? Do I also have to fix that?"

You said with a little scoff.

"Bingo!"

He said while shooting a finger gun at you.

"You're paying me"

"Wait huh?, but darlin' seriously?"

"Well you shouldn't had been a idiot!"

You said while turning to stare at him, he looked baffled. He was getting a free gun repair while he got to just chill out on the workshops couch.

"Well I thought that you were gonna like, include it was gonna be free, sugarplum"

Sometimes you think he doesnt common sense. Which makes sense, no way you're going to give out a free gun repair to him because you felt nice and hes your boyfriend....

"Yeah well, you can give me some credits, thats the least you owe me"

You said with a little smile, you also like messing with him. You dont have a good poker face to he honest...

He crosses his arms and lays back.

"Fine, whatever"

He was silent for a moment.

"Also quit that smirkin' "

He also said with a little smile, to to which he just covered up with his hat.

You also couldn't keep your 'annoyed' facade up, which you just started to chuckle.

"Stop acting like you aren't! Heh"

"Nuh uh, you seein' things darlin"

"Mhm, sure"

After a little silence his gun was finally done, which you took off your goggles to inspect further, and in your eyes it looked brand spankin new.

"Your gun is donee~"

"Finally, ha. With other mechanics it'd prolly take forever, good thing my sugarplum is the best"

He said while sitting up and coming behind you, while putting his arm over your shoulder.

"Thanks, darlin' "

"Yeah yeah, get on that table, gotta fix your hand now"

You said while getting up and pushing him over to the fixing table, it was mainly for him incase he needed a charge or a fix up. You put back on your goggles and then accessed the damage on his hand.

"Doesnt look too bad"

You said while getting the blowtorch.

"I'll just melt it and mold it back in its shape, good thing the bullet didnt go to deep and into your wires"

You said while also getting some metal scraps from the junk drawer.

"Make sure not to mess up my arm any more, darlin' "

"Trust meee, you know I'm good at what I do!"

"True, do ya thang"

With that you began to get to work, surprisingly it was easier to fix than that gun, which now, that gun is your number one enemy to fix. Though it did save you alot whenever you tagged along boothill in his bounty hunting, you occasionally did to get some data and neat stuff from whoever's yall were hunting for. Sometimes boothill would ask you to hack into security systems for he can get in there without any extra work, but mainly whenever he was feeling lazy.

After some melting and molding, his arm was like new.

"Done"

You said while rolling your chair around to where you put your blowtorch at. You sat up and stretched while taking off your goggles.

"Awe, ya such a sweetheart"

He said while standing up and stretching his metal limbs.

"Dontcha worry, I'll give ya those credits soon sugarplum"

"You better, 'sugarplum' "

"Hey!, that's my nickname for ya"

You chuckle while he comes up to you and ruffle your already messy hair.

"Yeah, sureeee"

He chuckles a little also while bowing his hat.

"Well i gotta get goin' see ya?"

"See you, dont get anything broken again.."

You teased while he hugged you goodbye and talking his departure.

"No promises!"

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Hope you all liked the fic! First time writing him so it might not be in character much, if not then sorry! Anyways have a good day and bye! ^^

[str4ngr]

𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚' 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 [ 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 ]

𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐 | 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 |

cw: suggestive[ as always, a little more ], foul language, dd/lg, age difference, overstimulation, rough sex, obsessive toji, established relationship, fem!reader.

note: overstimulation is a state where an individual experiences an excessive or overwhelming level of sexual arousal, stimulation, & pleasure.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who always keeps his hands on you, no matter where you are. never lets you sit, stand, walk, by yourself. goes as far as forcing you to only use the restroom at home. or the family bathroom.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who doesn't respond unless you call him daddy. never his name, especially not his last name since, well, are you talking about yourself or him?

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who loves to make you whimper in fear when he pulls you down into his laps, your cute little butt facing up as he coos down at your shivering figure, large, rough hand caressing your rear, that same cooing voice saying the utmost vulgar things.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who doesn't stop spanking you even when you beg him, even when you cry and sob into the cushion of the sofa, because, "you love this so much don't you, little girl?" who finds it so cute that even though you can't even see with your eyes open, your cute little drooling mouth cries for more, breath shivering and body twitching, begging for more.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who loves to listen to you whine has his wrists finally stop, squeezing the blushing skin. "oh, but doesn't it hurt, princess? didn't you want me to stop?" teasing and teasing you over and over again, making you beg and snivel for him to keep going.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who makes sure it hurts when he picks you up and slams your hips down onto his lap like a fleshlight. who grins and licks his lips as your freshly done nails dig into his fleshy back, babbling nonsense as the hand that held your hips raised to smack your ass once more, returning to your hips to lift you up and down over and over again, violently thrusting back up to meet you. his tongue traced up your cheeks, licking up the tears that spilled from your eyes, voice rumbling phrases your spinning mind couldn't catch.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who fucks you even harder when you call him daddy, making your moans fall silent as his thrusts shove the air out of your lungs. whos hands easily wrap around your thighs as he pulls your knees over his shoulders, turning you to lie on your back as he continues.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 who savors the way your tiny, weak, pathetic, hands push at his chest, mouth agape as your gasp for air, head spinning, vision blurry, your cunt spasming around him. his hips don't stop, not even when you tighten so much around him he laughed into your ear, "you tryna' snap my dick off, little girl?"

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who doesn't stop even when he knows the both of your are going to need to sleep in the guest room, especially with each painfully delicious orgasm after another that he pulled from you. who grins down as his abdomen feels sticky, spreading your juices across your soft tummy, licking his juices as you sob and cry out his name, drool dribbling down your cheek into a pool on the sheets.

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘! 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈, who loves the way you twitch in the bath as he washes you off, who laughs from how sensitive and reactive you are, not being able to control himself at the very sound of your cute voice whining, not his name, "daddy, s' too much".

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did too much thinking to get this shit out i dont even got anything to say

DADDYS HOME HOME FOR MEEE

༒︎ 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤��𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫; 2023 ༒︎

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[snowflakes666]

Hey i saw ur requests were open, do ignore this if ur working on something else. Irl I am like a very clingy person and like I kinda hate it when the yandere is clingy but reader is not cos I would love to have a clingy partner so , I was wondering if you could write a clingy fem reader x yandere, if you want to that is.

♡ Yandere Male Oc X Clingy Fem Reader

➹Hello! Thank you for your request! This is such a cute request! --Flurry

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You and your boyfriend Brutus were hanging out in your house just snuggling in the couch, you were on his lap and playing games on his phone while your boyfriend just hugging you on your back, putting his neck onto the right side of your neck.

Suddenly your stomach growl, you were about to get up from your boyfriend lap to grab food from your kitchen then you remember that you forget to restock your fridge, it seems you have to go to the supermarket.

So you try to to get up from Brutus lap, but he won't let you "Hey where are you going?" He said with a pout.

"I'm just going to the supermarket, i was about go to the kitchen to make a meal, but I remember that I didn't restock my fridge yet, that's why I want go to the supermarket"you said to him.

He tightens arms around your waist and not willing to let go "Can I come with you to the store? I don't like it when you're not close to me... " He pouted his lip.

You kiss his forehead at his cuteness "of course! I also don't like it when you're not close to meee"you said while snuggling his face.

"Really?! Yay! Thank you thank you! "He kiss your lip (you also kiss him back),then he let you got up from his lap to get ready to go outside.

After putting your coat on and goes outside your house, you see Brutus waiting outside like a puppy and you smile at it, run skipping to him and hug him.

After finish hugging each other, he takes your hand and leads the way to the supermarket, about 8 menit of walking you two arrived at the supermarket and enter the store.

We were walking through the aisles,right hand on his hand and my left hand are on the trolley cart. grabbing vegetables, and meats to restock my fridge,He sticks close to me.

"Ah I want to grab some snacks, do you want some (y/n)?" Brutus said to you while at the fruits aisle you hmph at what he said to you ,you don't want to be leave alone at the fruit aisle by yourself.

Brutus immediately sees your reaction that you don't want to get separate from each other, he giggle at this and cooed at you. "Dont worry it will be for a few minutes okay? I'll come back to you with our snacks" He said while stroking your hair.

"Fine... Just be quick I need you to be beside me"" Don't worry I will be quick!" Brutus said and remove his hand from your hair and he walk to the snacks aisles, you already miss his warmth already.

You pick up a mango and put it into the plastic bag suddenly a man with a scarf walk beside you also picking up some mangos, you didn't think any of it so you mind your business.

But then he started to talking to you, first it was some formal talking, but then he started to ask question about you, you didn't like this one bit.

"Hey can I ask something from you?"The man said as he leaned next to you,He was a tall with a good built body, definitely an attractive dude. "Sure... what is it?"You replied, still minding your business picking up some mangoes and other fruits into the plastic bag.

"This might be a weird question, but are you single?"The man said, as he leaned a bit more closer to you, there wasn't anyone around the fruit aisle at the moment, so it was just you two.

"No, I'm not single..."You said to him, starting to get confused why is he asking you that. But little did you know, Brutus was already back from buying some snacks for the two of you, but as he arrive at the fruit aisle he see you chatting with a taller man, he was standing a little back from you two, listening what you both were talking about.

"Oh really? what a waste, you're a good looking girl"The man said with a smirk, as he was getting closer to you.As you two keep talking, your boyfriend was just standing there, watching the whole ordeal silently, clenching his hands on the snacks.

"Uhm... thanks I guess?" You said, the man was pretty close to you now, and you were starting to feel a bit uncomfortable by the sudden closeness. you want Brutus to be here now, you miss his warmth, what taking him so long?

.

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suddenly, you feel a presence behind you, and soon feel arm snaked around your hips, as Brutus hold you from behind, pulling you to his side. "Hey (y/n) I got our snacks, I didn't gone for long did I? Hm? Who are you? Are you her friend that I didn't know about?" he said with a 'friendly' smile to the man and you just relax at his embrace ,happy that his is on your side again.

you look back at the guy in front of you and then at Brutus "Oh no, he's just a stranger. He just ask me a question" you said as you turn your gaze back at the man, and the man nervously look between you and your boyfriend.

Your boyfriend arms tighten his hand on your hips as he pull you closer to his body, his chest was pressed against your back, as he possessively hold you"Oh really? What kind of question?"he ask you.

"Well, he just ask me if I'm single or not..."you reply to your boyfriend as you lean into his embrace. The guy in front of you were getting nervous by the intense stare your boyfriend keeps giving him.

"Oh haha! That's alright! he doesn't know that you're taken by me anyways!"your boyfriend smile while staring at the man.

the man just nodded his head, not trusting himself to speak with the stare he was receiving from Brutus "Yeah well... i'll be off now"he said as he turn around and started to walk away.

After seeing the man walk away and disappear somewhere. Your boyfriend drop his act, and drop his smile, he was now giving you a pout"I leave you alone for a few minutes and then I come to see you talk with some random dude"

You then pout at him also,that it's his fault that he didn't get the snacks together,he smile at this and then pinch one your cheek"Hey, don't pout at me. Not my fault you look so pretty today that even a random guy try to flirt you".

He chuckled , before he lean down and place a kiss on your forehead "Let's finish up the grocery y/n" Brutus said to you. you blush a bit from the kiss and nodded your head"Yeah yeah, let's finish it up" You replied back.

You two keep walking through the supermarket, holding hands together again, as you two picked up the groceries you needed.

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you two walk all the way back to your home, carrying the grocery bags from the supermarket together, all the while holding hands, finally you arrived at your house.

Brutus unlock the door and let you in first, before he followed after, still holding your hand. Once inside, he close the door behind him and drop the grocery bags on the kitchen counter.

The he lead you to the living room and then give your hand a soft squeeze, before letting go and heading to the kitchen "Y/n, go sit down in the living room and wait for me alright? I will cook for us"you nodded your head and walked to your couch, waiting for your boyfriend to cook meal for the both of you.

But then you feel lonely and you already miss your boyfriend in the livingroom, so you walk to the kitchen and you see him facing his back to you, then you wrap around your hands around his stomach ask him what is he cooking making.

You manage to surprise your boyfriend, he yelp when he suddenly feel arms wrap around his waist. He turn around and come face to face with your smiling face, he smile softly at this"Y/n you scared me, what are you doing? I told you to just wait in the living room while i cook" He said.

"I miss you..." You said to him, he giggle at this and placed his hand on your head "10 minutes without me and you already miss me? That's adorable" he tease as he pat your head gently.

"Can I stay and watch you cook?" you said with a pleading eyes, your boyfriend can't say no to you after all. "Sure!you can stay and watch me cook y/n..." he smile softly at you as he still let you wrapped around your arms around him, and watch him cook.

Oh how he loved how you clingy you are to him, just as how he also clinging to you, you two are perfect for each other, as he continue cooking, he suddenly feel you burry your face into the crook of his neck, your arms wrapped more securely around his waist. He couldn't help to smile, as you were clinging onto his body like a koala. He chuckled as you nuzzle your face into his neck.

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You and your boyfriend were sitting in the couch, while you were in his lap, your back pressed snuggled against his chest. Finishing the food and watching a movie together. But instead of watching the movie, you and him were too busy stealing glance and soft kisses at each other, enjoying each other's presence in each other's arms.

You two are happy together and no one will dare to separate you and him, both of you are meant to be together ♡

My brain is smoking right now of how long this fic is for me, anyway I hope you like it, I'm sorry if it's not too your liking ♡ -Flurry

@nymphea0 ❁

[seiko-e]

GREETINGS!! BORED POET HERE AND SINCE I REACHED MY GOAL OF 20 LIKES, IM GOING TO BE CREATING A NEW SCENARIO

*you are now a tsundere congratulations 👏

On your desk are your work papers, pens, pencils, mug and a happy face of him smiling happily like a golden retriever.

"why are you here again?" You asked, only for him to reply "to see you" with the same smiling face, ignoring him only just made things worse...for you.

"hey,heyheyheyheyheyheyhey y/n -chan, dont ignore meee" he pouts

Still ignoring him as you continue your work, that's when he loses his patience and starts to lift you up and sit you in his lap, arms resting on the side of your hips, head resting on your shoulders

You can feel his breath as you try to focus.

"y/n-chan~~ its quiet no?, plus we're the only ones here, you wouldn't mind if you... Be𝗰𝘂𝗺 a little opera singer, right~?" A shiver crawled down your spine after hearing those whispers of words from him to your ear

He leans in to your red ears once again and...

You bonk your head with his, make your escape, and run away as fast as you can

While he just sat there, touching his forehead chuckling

[lilcowzia]

ik some of yall have been asking for update pics, i do plan to take some, theres just been things going on lately that are taking up too much of my attention 😔 for example, i have only just recovered from like, a month+ long illness that impacted my ability to eat as much as id like to. after my tonsil issues and subsequent surgery early this year, and then moving (which, is deffo the best thing thats happened to me in awhile, is still a stressful thing for anyone), and then getting significantly sick again just by chance, life, etc, its just been a lot for meeee. im sure a lot of you dont care (which is fine btw), but ik there are some who wanna know and also i would like ur sympathies pls uwu be nice too meee

[camryntheking]

Ok! My thoughts on 7x05!

First, i just wanna say that the whole Hen and Karen storyline is awesome! I love that the show is giving queer people so much screen time, especially a Black lesbian couple! And i think its super sweet that they really want to try for Mara! I hope it works out!

Next, i think that has been my favorite cold open so far. The “ITS MEEE” gets me every time (i have already watched it loads of times). I dont have much to comment on it other than it was funny as fuck

Ok. The date scene. I was hoping to see more of Eddie watching them (especially after the stills), but oh well. The second-hand embarrassment i got was… a lot. But i dont think its necessarily a bad thing. It showed how out of his comfort zone Buck was and how he was trying to navigate a terrifying situation. And Tommy? I might have to retract my earlier retraction. Cos wtf?? Literally had just finished talking about how its hard to accept yourself in a “macho” field, then makes a dig at Buck when he fumbles? Not cool. Then not communicating what was happening until he was getting in the Uber? You dont just abandon someone at a restaurant like that. I understand the “you’re not ready” thing, but that was a dick move.

Also, Buck, baby. Sweetheart. Darling. “I look at hot guys’ asses.” Sweetie. Like Maddie said. You are more than an ally lmao. I also just love how Maddie showed interest in getting to know who Buck was talking about and treating the convo after like a normal convo. Because it is! And i love it! But she also emphasized talking to Eddie, because she knew that Eddie would not react poorly. I feel like that just shows how everyone knows how close Buck and Eddie are. TLDR, Maddie is an awesome sister and Buck is lucky to have her ❤️

Next point, the scene where Buck and Tommy talk over coffee. I do think that the hand holding at the end is very sweet and shows how Buck is really trying to be more open, but Tommy is just really starting to rub me the wrong way. Pretty much everything he said contradicts what happened in the date scene. I feel like him being at the wedding is really gonna spark some Jealous Eddie, tho, so i am excited to see that lmao

And Eddie and Marisol? I feel like the show is going in a direction that leads them to breaking up. Like yes, it is showing growth for Eddie and allowed him to acknowledge that he has Catholic guilt, but theres just. No chemistry. It feels awkward. I feel like her being an ex-nun is gonna bring up some issues with Buck and Eddie will not stand for that. I also wanted to point out that i got even more vibes that Eddie could be demisexual, cos he didnt straight up say that he loved Shannon, just that he loved being married to her. And he knows that he is moving too fast and needs to step back a bit

Finally, Buck coming out to Eddie. I do find it funny that Eddie seemed more shocked that Tommy wasnt straight than figuring out Buck isnt straight. But its awesome that Eddie showed interest and genuinely wanted to help Buck through the issue. And the hug? Finally! Give me men not being afraid to hug each other! I feel like this is allowing Buck and Eddie to become even closer (i do hope for Buddie eventually)

Overall, i feel like this episode was great for setting up the development of Buck and Eddie’s relationship (whether it ends up being platonic or romantic). And i am all for Buck exploring his sexuality with someone that isnt Eddie. While Tommy isnt my favorite right now, i do think that he is great for the progression of Buck’s story. I do hope to see more of Dad!Bobby in the coming episodes and how Buck’s parents might react to Tommy. I dont wanna wait three weeks for the next episode 😢. Im ready for the chaos of the Madney wedding

If i think of anything else ill add on, but i think thats all i have for now. Feel free to share your thoughts!

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dsmp if...they were teachers part 2

ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!

techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade

phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals

foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”

i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION

tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed

tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him