#dont ask me how this got so long idrk

[kakovoulos]

This week was downright awful.

One of his line cooks ended up ill and called out of work last minute, and while Sukuna is a heartless man, he's not stupid at all to put the entire staff and himself at risk, so he's had to pull double time and work twice as hard this week. Not to mention he's gotten into a few scuffles in the parking lot as well, and while he didn't lose, his body hurt and he was irritated beyond belief. All he wanted to do was come home and plop into bed every night before getting up and doing it again, but nothing is ever that simple and easy in Sukuna's life is it?

Of course Satoru, his annoying ass, can't take a hint excuse of a roommate couldn't take a week off from being annoying, and they had a more than vicious spat that just soured Sukuna's mood more. He left for a day or two, spending the night out at someone else's dorm, ignoring Satoru's frantic calls and messages ( although he did tell him he was safe; God knows he doesn't want a missing person's alert called on him again ), until he was numb enough to come home, ignore Satoru, and close himself off in his room.

He stayed in there for a while, playing his video games mindlessly on his day off. Nothing but mindless bot matches because he didn't feel up to raging on mic and saying the most heinous things that would have his mother clutching her pearls. Sukuna hadn't taken any notice of Satoru coming into his room and striding in until he had a lap full of him all of a sudden. His eyes widen, going to move him off his lap ( he hasn't even apologized ) until he took note of the attire.

A deep quizzical crease forms between his brows. Sukuna leans back to take it all in; Satoru in a maid dress was not something he thought he'd ever see or even want to see but here he is. Sukuna is quiet, eyes raking up and down, pulling at the material just to see how far Satoru took dressing up. Everything but the shoes it seems, which was fine ( fine? why is it fine? ), even the knee high socks were a nice enough touch.

Looking back up at Satoru, Sukuna just stares, hands on either side of his hips. They're looking at each other expectantly it seems. The older of the two sighing and leaning his chair back somewhat to give himself space. "What's the get up for? I didn't think cross-dressing would be a kink of yours," he asks lifting the skirt again curiously.

@impishsensei: satoru strolls right into his roommate's bedroom as if he owns it (and he might as well, considering how much time he spends in there), donning a fancy little maid dress. he was convinced it was the proper course of action after seeing a tweet reading something along the lines of, 'Sometimes, taking care of a friend who's down on his luck requires investing in a maid's costume.' satoru figures it the proper course of action after sukuna had a rough week at the waffle house on top of their previous squabble... which was satoru's fault and he was admittedly too proud to apologize like a normal person. he makes sure not to make a peep, right up until he's plopping himself right down onto the other's lap mid-game.

[calypsocolada]

VIGILANTE | denji <3

synopsis: you're just the vigilante denji has been searching for... request: "yo! was watching birds of prey and got a thought. sfw, preferably, harley quinn! fem! reader x denji. like denji's out on patrol or something idrk and she's out there causing trouble and fighting and basically like the scene where harley was getting chased by the cop and then throws garbage and a truck driver gets shot and she jumps onto a ladder and stuff. lol ik that's a lot sorry. i dont rlly know where to continue on what else sorry 😭😭" authors note: HI! thanks for the request... this may not be exactly what you requested but I still was inspired by your request to write this. this one goes out to you!! <3 i might write a part two, this one was fun :) cw: nsfw but no smut, potential assault/drink spiking, slightly unhinged reader, blood, gore, severing of body parts, characters aged up to 20's, angst, fluff, touch starved denji, lonely denji, not proofread, (let me know if I missed any!) wc: 4.6k

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You’d been looking to cause trouble. A lot of things led you to this very moment and to say you were ashamed was just plain wrong. You liked the trouble. You liked making people nervous, you liked that power you could hold over someone's head. After going so long without any power of your own it was nice to finally make someone else feel weak once in a while. No it wasn’t healthy and no you didn’t care. Because it felt good. It felt good to terrorize people. To hear their pleads of mercy. 

You never went after actually innocent people. You hunted devils. And you killed a lot of devils that disguised themselves as humans. The news called you the Night killer, they called you a serial murderer. It wasn’t fair… they didn’t know the true personality of the people you ended. Night was the easiest for you to move around in without being detected. You had things to do in the daylight, boring day to day things. But when the night set it was time to let loose a bit.

You had to be a bit more careful recently though. Some celebrity hero had been patrolling the streets recently. Doing good and all. You knew he was looking for you. And you weren’t sure how well you’d fare against chainsaws. 

It was your birthday weekend so your friends decided to take you out. It was some popular club downtown that you all ended up at after dinner. Sweaty bodies and strobing lights you knew only terrible things could come out of unattended drinks and loud music so you kept an eye on all your friends. That’s when you saw him, some guy with a predatory look in his eyes as he stared down your friend. You could tell his intentions right away. You had a knack for it. You could also tell he’d been just the one you were hunting for. The devil that had killed a woman just last week. You’d watch him for a bit and sure enough, after touching and getting slapped away by multiple women, he walked and chatted up your friend for a bit before slipping away to buy her a drink. You watched him non stealthily slip something into it, a grin spreading across his lips, an even bigger one spreading across yours. He really thought he could get away from destiny? You didn’t think this night could get any better but here was a perfect excuse to spill blood on your birthday. You downed your drink and slinked your way through the crowd and when he turned to make his way back to your friend you purposefully bumped into him, spilling the drink all over the front of his tacky white and gold shirt. 

“Oh… shit, I’m so sorry!” You faked an apologetic look and scrambled for some napkins and pressed it to his wet chest.

“Come on-- watch where you're-” The moment he saw you it was like lights filled his eyes. His eyes widened as he looked from your eyes to your cleavage than back up. “No… excuse me, pretty lady.” You giggled, biting your lip as you looked up at him.

“Can I buy you another drink?” You asked innocently, keeping your hands against his chest.

“Don’t you worry about that, dear.” He crooned and it took everything in you not to cringe. Instead you pushed closer to him, talking into his ear so he could hear you over the loud music. “You sure, baby?” You ask, a rasp sliding into your voice. The man nodded his head, his hand sliding against your waist. 

“Wanna dance?” He asks, his lips grazing the shell of your ear. You shiver in disgust but he doesn’t see it that way. 

“Lead the way.” You say and he sure does, his hand sliding just above your ass as he pulls you on the dance floor, turning you around so he can press himself against your behind. The dance was fueling the fire. You couldn’t wait to lure him outside. You wondered how many girls he’d drugged, wondered how many girls he’d touched without permission. The way he touched you now was telling you everything you needed to know, this man took what he wanted. 

And so would you.

After all you could handle of this man, you pushed him back a bit. 

“Wanna get some air?” You asked and he agreed almost instantly. He slid his arms around your waist and hips as you led the way out of the club. There were a few people loitering outside so you led him to the side alleyway. The moment you two were alone he grabbed you rather forcefully and pushed you against the wall, he leaned in to kiss you but your hand shot up and you grabbed him tightly by the chin. He froze, a look forming in his eyes. He was enjoying this.

“Eager one, aren’t you?” You rasped, he nodded his head, trying to lean forwards but unable to, his eyes growing slightly wide.

“You’re strong for a woman.” He says and a devilish smirk grows on your pink lips as you slowly nod your head. You slowly tighten your hold on his chin and watch as his lips part in surprise. “I want to fuck you so bad.” He whispers, obviously liking your rough treatment.

“How would you do that?’ You asked, your free hand sliding to the knife concealed on your thigh. A trusty weapon you acquired after some idiot tried to mug you on your way home from work. It was a trophy you liked to use on your victims.

“I’d yank that little skirt up, rip those tights open and take you right here.” He growled, disgusted chills ran down your spine but your face was as cool as ever. It wasn’t the worst thing you’d ever heard but it was up there.

“Mhm…” You hummed. “Let me see what you’d take me with.” You whispered and the excitement that man felt was on full display as his hands flew to unzip his pants. You waited patiently and the moment you spotted it the smile that fitted to your lips was downright evil. “Small.” You remarked seconds before that trophy knife of yours sliced his member clean off. There was a split second where it didn’t register with him. He inhaled and then his eyes went wide as pain finally made its way to his brain. When he opened his mouth to scream you clamped over his lips hard with your hand and spun him to press him forcefully against the wall. You wiped the blood from your knife on his shirt and pressed it against his neck.

“Mhm wha tha fu,” He grumbled beneath your fingers. 

“What? It’s okay for you to take what you want? To spike women's drinks and touch them without consent? To kill them? I thought you’d probably like being treated the way you treat others.” You growl. He tried to squirm away from you but you were too strong. You held him against that wall like he weighed nothing and the fear that formed in his eyes at the revelation was delicious. 

“Plea-- please.” He pleaded and the sound was like music to your ears. 

“No sense in pleading.” You growled.

“That’s enough.” The voice to your right halted your thoughts. You turned just slightly to see the celebrity himself. Chainsaw Man. 

Fuuuccckkk.

“Let ‘em go.” He directed. Your mouth dried, your knife sweaty in your hands. But you didn’t move back.

“You caught me.” You rasped, it was dark so you knew, unless Chainsaw Man had night vision, that he couldn’t see you very well. He paused at the sound of your voice, slightly tilting his head to try and get a good look at you but they didn’t call you Night Killer for no reason, the night was being very friendly to you right now. 

“You sound… hot.” Chainsaw Man said. Everything halted for a moment. You stared at him quizzically. He’d caught you off guard with that. Even the scumbag beneath your blade seemed surprised before he started squirming again and you had to press your blade harder. “I’ve been tailing your kills for months now… Are you-- blonde? It’s hard to tell.”

“You’ll be tailing another kill if you don’t keep it in your pants,” You growled. “Aren’t you supposed to be a hero?”

“I am a hero. But I’m also a man who has great taste. Now let that man go and step into the light.” Chainsaw Man directed. Something about him made you laugh. This terrifying looking devil had layers. Chainsaw Man cocked his head at your laughter. 

“And what would you do if I slit this piece of shit devil's throat?” You ask and the man you pinned squirmed and whimpered pathetically. Chainsaw Man stepped closer, trying hard to get a look at you. One track mind it seemed. 

“What’d he do?” He asks. It gives you pause.

“You care?”

“Did he try to hurt you? I’ve noticed most of your victims all had charges placed against them for hurting women. Is he just like the others?” Chainsaw Man asked. You wondered if he actually cared or if he was biding time for the police. 

“Uh huh.” You answered, trailing your attention back to the dirt bag. You trailed your knife up his neck to the side of his face. “He touches who he wants and slips things into drinks. Naughty…” You tease, the anger inside you coming out as though it meant nothing. You heard Chainsaw Man walk closer and you shot him a warning look. “Any closer and I’ll spill his blood.”

“Do it.” You hear the hero say. “Kill him. He deserves it.” You stare at him, lips parted. He’d surprised you.

“What?” You asked before you were able to mask that surprise.

“Kill him.” Chainsaw Man shrugs. “I could do it if you want.”

“What kind of hero are you?”

“A hero to those who deserve saving. If this man did as you say then I’ll look the other way.” Chainsaw Man says. You were so shocked that your grip on the man loosened. The dirt bag, sensing your attention elsewhere, shoved hard against you. The hard shove sends your hand with the knife back towards you. He gives another shove and the blade plunged into you just above your chest below your shoulder blade. You land hard, dazed a bit. The dirt bag dives towards the knife, straddling you on the ground.

“You dumb slut!” He growls. “I’m gonna kill-” You heard the revving of chainsaws before you felt the warm splash of blood against your face. You watched in object horror as the man’s head slowly fell off his shoulders and tumbled to the pavement. The body above you slackened and fell to the side in a bloody heap. You wiped at the blood, trying to push away from the body but your shoulder screamed in pain. You’d forgotten the damn knife that had lodged itself in you. You hissed in pain as the Chainsaw’s slowly came to a stop and silence was restored. The commotion had gained the attention of bystanders outside the club as people started poking their heads at the other end of the alleyway.

“Can you walk?” Chainsaw Man asked but when you looked up you saw a regular man, blood on his white button up shirt. When you both saw each other in the dim light of the alleyway you both blushed. You furrowed your brow, momentarily forgetting the throbbing pain in your shoulder. 

“Chainsaw Man?” You said, stunned. The man before you nodded his head, glancing down the alley towards the people. “Come on, we need to get you somewhere safe before they get a good look at us.” You let him wrap his arms around you and pull you to your feet, you’d hurt your leg when you fell so you relied on him heavily to take you somewhere safe.

“Is this okay?” He asked and for the first time in years you didn’t feel disgusted by a man’s touch. It was strange. You nodded your head.

“This way,” You directed once you go to a street you recognized. You led Chainsaw Man towards your house, his hand gently holding you against him. Once there you handed him your keys and he unlocked the door and helped you inside. You grunted in pain as he got you to a chair by the kitchen table. “There’s uh-- supplies in the top drawer… grab everything. And grab the jack from the fridge.” You direct. Chainsaw Man works quickly as you lean your head back, cursing yourself for letting your attention wander. You’d never gotten hurt this bad, just some scrapes and bruises. He was back rather quickly, falling to his knees beside you. 

“How can I help?” He asks as you tilt up, reaching for the jack. You take a big swig of it taking a deep breath. 

“Fuck me.” You sighed at the impending pain. You watched his face go through five different emotions before his cheeks blushed.

“What? Now?” He asks as you furrow your brow before realizing he thought you were giving him an order with those two little words you sighed. You laughed surprisingly, shaking your head.

“No, not what I meant.” 

“Oh… yeah of course.” He blushes, turning away slightly.

“What’s your name?” You ask. He turns back to you, looking up at you from his knees.

“Denji.”

“Denji,” You say and watch his cheeks go even redder. “I need you to pull this knife out of my shoulder.” You say. His lips part in surprise as he blinks. 

“No medicine to dull the pain?”

“I drank jack, no come on before I chicken out.” You say and Denji nods his head. You both lean towards each other and he reaches for the handle. Pain jolts through you at just a small bit of contact. Luckily for you it wasn’t super deep but it would still hurt like a bitch to remove. Denji looks up in your eyes.

“You sure?” He asks as you nod your head, taking another swig. He nods his head and a second later the blade is yanked from your shoulder. You cry out in pain as the blad clangs against the tilt flooring. Denji reaches for your shoulder, pressing his hand against the blood to stop it as he grabs a towel with his other. “It’s okay,” He says soothingly. “It’s out.” He presses the towel against the wound as you catch your breath. 

“Thank you,” You breathe out, tears pricking the corner of your eyes. You share a moment before you know that the wound needs to be stitched. You walk Denji through the steps and he listens well and takes gentle care of stitching you up and wrapping the wound. Once it’s nice and secure you feel your breath slowly coming back to you. You offer Denji a drink as he’s washing his hands. He grabs two cups and sits beside you at the table. You pour two drinks and slide one over to him. 

“I’ve been hunting you for a few months,” He starts, taking a sip before making a face as though he didn’t like it but then takes another sip. “You put yourself in danger a lot.” 

“Someone has to.” You say, leaning back in your chair. 

“You’re skilled, killing those devils can’t have been easy.” He says as you shrug. 

“They don’t put up much of a fight if you trick them early on.” You say. Denji looks at you over his cup. 

“What’s your name? I think you're a little too pretty for Night Killer.” You can’t help but smile at that.

“Am I now?” You ask, cocking your head slightly as Denji nods his head.

“You’re probably one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen.” He says truthfully. You find yourself blushing at his honesty. 

“It’s Y/n.” 

“Y/n…” He echoes, looking at you dreamily. “That’s better, a pretty name for a pretty girl.”

“Alright, Chainsaw Man, relax.” You jest, taking a sip of your drink. Denji grins at that.

“Can I take you out? Maybe after you’re feeling better?”

“What? Don’t like girls with scars?” You tease as Denji immediately shakes his head.

“I love scars. If you have any more I’d like to see them.” He implored, gaining another laugh from you. 

“Such a flirt.” You wave off.

“I don’t want you to overexert yourself, that’s all.” He says as you nod your head.

“Why? Do you have something really physical planned?” You tease and watch his cheeks and ears go red. 

“What? N-no!”

“I’m teasing you, Chainsaw Man.” You say.

“Denji,” He says.

“Hmm?”

“I-- I’d like it better if you called me Denji.” He says, barely able to look you in the eye. You’d never seen a man blush this much in your presence. It was adorable.

“Denji…” You say, leaning on your hand. His eyes widen just slightly and you can tell he really likes hearing his name from your lips. 

“So… Can I take you out?”

“Why? You just met me?” You ask amused.

“So? I’d be a fool not to ask a pretty girl like you out.” He says and you laugh.

“I might be pretty but I kill devils for fun, aren’t you part devil?” You ask teasingly.

“I am… but I’m not like the ones you kill.”

“You’re not?”

“No. Those scumbags deserved what you gave them.”

“So why were you tracking me down?” You ask curiously.

“Well… If I’m being honest I… saw you on CCTV. Saw how you protected those women a few months ago. I also saw you were finding bigger devils and got worried that you might get hurt.”

“You were worried for me and you didn’t even know me?” 

“I lost sleep. I was lucky to find you tonight.”

“You’re the reason I got stabbed, you know. That devil was weak.” You say, leaning back as Denji’s eyes widen.

“What? I-- I’m sorry, Y/n.” He implores as you laugh, shaking your head.

“It’s fine, Denji, I’m partly kidding.” 

“But it was my fault… I distracted you.”

“It’s fine.” You smile warmly. He sees that smile and the drink in his hand slips from his grasp, spilling all over the table. He jumps up. 

“Shit! Shit… sorry.” He runs to grab a rag and wipe it up. You watch him curiously. He’s nothing like what you expected Chainsaw Man to be like. He was sort of uncool but… not in a bad way. He was like a dork. It was endearing. It had you smiling in a way you forgot how to do. There was a reason you killed dirty devils for those who couldn’t stand up for themselves. There was a time where you weren’t strong enough to defend yourself. That was the same day you had forgotten what it was like to let someone in. Yet here was Denji, who you’d met mere hours ago, worming his way into your iron shackled heart. Each lock he seemingly had the key too. It was slightly alarming but for some reason it wasn’t scaring you away. 

“I’ll go out with you.” You say when Denji had just finished cleaning up only for the shock of your statement causing him to knock over the rest of his drink. You dissolve in a fit of giggles as Denji profusely apologizes, cleaning it all back up.

“You’re serious? You’ll go out with me?” 

“Are you gonna spill anything if I say yes?” You tease as Denji sits the things in his hands down. You smile. “Then yes. I’d like to go out with you.” He can’t fight the smile that graces his lips. It’s like looking at the sun. “Come here,” You say. Denji is quick to be at your side as you grab a pen, clicking it. You gently grab his arm and write your number on his palm. “My number, I should be healed up within a few weeks.” 

“Can I call you before… just to talk?” He asks and you blush at his innocence. He didn’t seem to want just the one thing most guys wanted.

“I’m a late sleeper and I get off work around five, you can call anytime after that.” You say and watch Denji’s face light up. 

“Can you… promise me something?” Denji asked after a moment. You look up at him.

“Hmm?”

“Please let yourself heal. Don’t go devil hunting alone… in fact if you ever find someone you want to hurt please call me and I’ll be there.”

“You want to be my accomplice?” You joke but Denji’s face is dead serious. How could someone care this much in such little time? It almost seems too good to be true.

“I’ll kill for you. Anyone you want dead.” The absolute honesty and pure sincereness made your heart race. This man wore his heart on his sleeve.

“You mean it?”

“I am deadly serious.” He affirms. For a moment you just look at him, your eyes drinking in his soft features. He was quite handsome, a sort of boyish roundness of the face with mature eyes and lips you could tell might not have smiled a lot. But something about him was sad, like the profound loneliness in you had found that same loneliness in him. Like a reflection on yourself. You reached for him but your hand paused before you could touch him.

“Can I touch you?” You asked.

“Please.” He whispered almost inaudibly. You gently ran your fingers across his cheek, settling just below his jaw. His eyes drifted closed at your touch as he moved into your touch like he was starved of it and wanted as much as you’d give him. “Please,” he pleaded again, slowly falling to his knees in front of you.

“Please what?” You whispered, blushing from his reaction to your touch. 

“Will you kiss me? Just once?” He whimpered softly. You swallowed, biting your lip to keep it from trembling. You’d do just that. Honestly if he asked you anything on his knees you might just give it to him. You slide your other hand against his cheek and gently tilt his face up by his chin. His eyes opened into yours and the intensity building between you two was thick in the air. You answered his question with the gentle press of your lips against his. He must’ve been extremely touch starved because the noises he made from just a simple kiss were downright filthy. He surged up slightly, wanting to be as close as possible. “May I-- touch you?” He whimpered against your lips. 

“Yes.” You answered as his hands flew up to either side of your face, one hand slotting just below your jaw and the other sliding into your hair. The tension builds, the nervous excitement and eager kisses. The slow rise of heat within yours and his body. The quick, shallow breaths Denji was making. The way your and his hearts beat even faster now. Finally, the hesitation is gone, the urge to go through with it so great that it seems like a natural force acting upon Denji’s body itself. HIs hand slides around your hip as he pulls you off the chair and sits back, placing you on his lap like you weighed nothing. Your chests meeting, heartbeats sounding in unison. Your mouths finding each other, and lips coming together in a long, fulfilling kiss. The shyness is all completely and utterly gone. The heat within their bodies rises even further, breaths becoming more erratic. Lips separating for just a moment, just long enough to take a breath. Then they come back together, meeting just as passionately and lovingly. You’d never been kissed like this, never felt the weight of lips against yours that made your heart flutter like this. You felt like a teenager all over again. You couldn’t recall the last time you’d felt this way. It was dangerous and so so alluring. You’d forgotten about your stab wound up until you raised your other arm to tangle your hand in his hair and the pain was strong enough to pull you back to your senses. You inhaled sharply, a gasp of pain that had Denji pulling back, eyes full of concern.

“Y/n?” He mumbled as a question, lips kissed pink. “Are you okay?”

“My arm,” You said through searing pain. That seemed to bring him back to the present.

“Fuck, sorry!” He mumbled, hand flying up to check the bandage and make sure you hadn’t torn your stitches. 

“It’s fine.” You breathe out. Denji reaches to tuck your hair away from your face.

“We should call it a night,” He says but you can tell it’s something he doesn’t really want but wants for you to heal. “I’ll call you tomorrow?” He asks. You’re still sitting in his lap, still wanting much more that he could give you but your arm was aching. You silently cursed that devil for stabbing you and sighed, nodding your head. Denji stands, taking you with him gently. You two are still so close and you almost just want to grab him and ask him not to go. You felt cold when you thought of Denji leaving but you knew you two would need space otherwise your arm would never heal. 

“I’ll be waiting.” You smile up at him and he returns that smile.

“I-- I almost don’t want to leave.”

“I almost want you to stay.” You return. The gaping loneliness seemed to be reaching out between you both. But you had to be smart, you had to think rationally. You’d just met him hours ago… you barely knew him. In fact you didn’t know him at all. But… that really didn’t seem to matter because your hands had barely gripped Denji’s shirt, your body making a conscious decision before your mind could think better of it. “What if you stayed the night? Would that be so crazy?” You’d had one night stands before… it wasn’t crazy…

“I’ll stay with you.” He says. You don’t let your mind talk you out of it, you just gently pull him towards your bedroom. You have no thoughts of furthering your prior make out sesh… you’d rather just sleep with him beside you. You gave Denji some clothes to change into and he helped you change into something comfortable. Once you got into bed, Denji following you inched close to him under the covers. Craving the warmth he provided. You’d never known how cold you were until this very moment. Denji turned to face you and in the dark you saw him flush red. “Can I hold you?” He asked and you didn’t even bother speaking because you were moving closer the moment he ended his sentence as his arms slotted around your hips, your face pressing against his chest. In his arms you felt more safe and secure than you’d ever felt. You closed your eyes against the thoughts that swam around in your mind. You were thinking too heavily. You just needed to shut it off. Denji’s steady heartbeat gave you something to focus on, that and his soft snoring that sounded moments later. Sleep hadn’t evaded you tonight where it had so many other nights. Denji’s arms gently tensed around you as he drew you slightly closer in his sleep. After a few moments your mind had shut off and you were slowly and finally lulled to a peaceful sleep. One of many with Denji in the years to come.                               

[heeseungismymanz]

𝑀𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓎

Synopsis: You and heeseung have been dating for about 3 months now. You both were the most popular people on the entire campus. It was all fine until you two got in a fight because of his ex. But now you have to go your own 𝒲𝒶𝓎.

Mentioning: All of enhypen (heeseungs friendgroup), yunjin lsfm (y/n bestie), yunah illit (heeseungs sister and your bestie), karina aespa (y/n bestie), keeho p1h (y/n ex), yeji itzy ( heeseungs ex ),more..

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Pairing: Popular bf!Heeseung x Popular gf!Fem Reader

Taglist: @mitmit01 @mimisxs

Trops:

BOLD = CANT BE TAGGED

Warnings: Cursing,Fighting,love language is pt so will hug,cuddle alot,nothing much,idrk!

SFW MINORS ALLOWED!!

Whats wrong with me? Im the schools most popular girl. Known for being pretty, smart, funny, outgoing, always going to parties, for sports (volleyball), having the perfect boyfriend, and being perfect overall. But now you are known for a fight with Heeseung's ex. Hwang Yeji. The SECOND most perfect girl in town. But now shes the first all because of a fight? Heres how it started.

You went to jakes party even tho you werent gonna and werent allowed to. Heeseung was there. You were there. And Yeji was there. The trio that was known for DRAMA in the past year. And oh dear, it was because of Yeji. Last year you got in a fight with her and it was not that bad but oh boy did you not know she was coming for you again. Yeji walks up to you and Heeseung and touches his arm rubbing his biceps. "Hee i missed you!" She says in the most annoying tone you swear you have ever heard in your 20 years of life. "Oh, uhm can you like not touch me?" Heeseung says clearly uncomfortable. "But baby our love language is Physical Touch." She says still touching his biceps. "Yeah sure. But who is we? And not with you it's not." Heeseung replies back trying to get her off him. At that point you were pissed off and almost wanted to punch her. But perfect you not wanting to ruin your reputation you didn't and because you were simply too nice. Annoyed enough you left to see if your friends were there. (even tho they said they wouldn't be there they were?)

When you went to your friends you guys were having THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. I mean like, getting drunk without a worry, dancing around, and just talking having fun in general. Soon you hear "YEJI WHAT THE FUCK!" From Heeseung's side of the room. It was Yeji. Again. But this time she was with Heeseung, touching his abs and chest. You look down to see his shirt was ripped off with nail marks on it. You looked at Yeji's nails. Long, almond shaped nails. Before beating the shit out of Yeji you were told to wait for Yunjin to pull out her camera... You in fact DID NOT wait. You punch her in the stomach repeatedly. Yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Until Yeji kicks your legs first to make you weak not being able to walk. Leaving you injured with Heeseung left shock she left the party.

You check online and there were MULTIPLE videos about the fight. But they werent praising you this time. It was all "Yeji is so strong to a girl who arm curls 80 pounds." "Haha! Im so mad i missed the fight." "Losing to the SECOND most popular? Nah she IS the most popular." Your friends try to cheer you up by taking you to a dog cafe.

"Whats wrong with me!" you ask while rubbing your legs from pain. "Ynnie, its not your fault." Wonyoung replies. "Yeah, really yn. Yeji is a fucking pain in the ass. She deserved that fucking kick in the ass." Karina adds on. "Wait like YEJI YEJI. Like Hwang Yeji? My brothers ex?" Yunah also adds. "I dont wanna talk about it." You say while eating.

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AN: Ahhh! Im back. (You did NOT miss me lol) A filler but somehow a lil bit long. Yet again my school is falling apart :/ (whats new tho?) And ive been playing in my schools volleyball league so i have NO free time whatsoever. But I hope your enjoying my "lil" ff series!

[signedkoko]

hello! i would like a hazbin hotel matchup pls

ima straight woman, my mbti is estp and ima aquarius sun virgo moon and cancer rising if that means anythin to u lmao

im 5'0 (sadly 😭) and i have long wavy black hair w red streaks, i usually straighten it tho. idrk how to describe my style but if i had to id say like the stereotypical y2k grunge girl look (think tara yummy) im also rly into makeup n wear eyeshadow n big ass lashes like everyday 

im kinda all over the place personality wise, but most of the time im rly energetic and always making jokes n laughing, i also love partying n going out but i need to have sum time at home too or else i get burnt tf out, im always there for the ppl i care abt even if we aint that close if someone ever comes to me for advice or anythin i always help as much as i can, i also am very very anxious but i usually keep it underwraps unless somethin triggers it and i also have a lottt of trust issues n lowkey be thinkin everyone out to get me sumtimes

i honestly dont have a lot of interests, i rly love music fashion n makeup tho, i take any excuse i can to dress myself up even if i aint goin nowhere, i listen to almost any type of music but my favs are the weeknd, lana del rey, rob zombie, and stunna girl

in a relationship im also pretty all over the place, i love very intensely n i overthink a lot n need a lot of reassurance but i tend to focus on my partners needs a lot more than mine, but if my partner brings it up i wont lie to them n if the overthinking gets rly bad to the point i cant ignore it ill bring it up, im also very clingy n always wanna be w my partner or talkin to them in sum way, im very thoughtful n love spoiling my partner w affection n gifts (usually homemade cuz im broke 💀)

ik this is rly long i tried my best to make it as short as possible mb 😭 but i hope u have a great day n thank u for doing my request :)

You got…Lucifer!

No need to worry about height because you are both the same! If not an inch or two apart, His hat, fortunately, makes it seem like he's the taller of the two of you.

Lucifer is very...fashionable? Man himself, so he really likes seeing the time you put into your outfits. They are a lot less crisp and white than his, but what's more interesting than things he isn't? Your make-up is a lot more mature than his, though, so you have two completely different dressing and makeup areas so as not to mix up his bright colours with your shadowy palettes.

When it comes to people, he has plenty of trust issues. After his wife left him without much explanation, followed by his descent into depression, it takes a lot for him to really be open to people. This made a lot of your relationship-building quite awkward, which in turn made it funny.

He loves your laugh, and he's glad you enjoy jokes because he really has way too many to count! He's got a pun for every letter in the alphabet. Even if it isn't appropriate, if it means cheering you up, he will go to some crazy lengths. He loves it when you laugh at his jokes, and he will definitely get competitive with anyone who tries to compete.

Lucifer really could use your advice, and in turn, he has a lot of wisdom. Some of your longest conversations are those where you both sit in a quiet, dark place after a long day and share feelings, worries, and solutions. He's lived a long life and seen almost everything the world has to offer, and if you ask him for a taste of his knowledge, he is absolutely thrilled that he can be of use to you.

Dedication is what he feels. Lucifer has every love language and accepts any at all in return; he has everything in his grasp, so what you want is all yours. The fact that you are clingy is just a plus, because it assures him that you do actually love him and that he does actually get to enjoy his days with you.

Any homemade gifts you make are met with utter delight. All he does these days is craft rubber ducks, so you are free to venture into his workshop and use what you need to make your items. Lucifer believes what is made by an individual is the most vulnerable gift to give. 

Expect a lot of fast, loving emotions and busy days every day! Lucifer will make you feel loved and special, and he will make sure you smile at least once a day in his company.

Author’s Note - Your runner up was Valentino! But if you ask me, Lucifer is a much better bet.

[kozumesphone]

ok so this is about a football game (tw bad injury no blood tho)

this cute boy (idrk him so i dont potential like this boy btw)

but ik he's sweet and stuff but thats besides the point

so hes one of my dad's players and im at the game.

everythings going fine yk the play is playing and shit until everyone js stops

and im lowkey autistic so it took me a rlly long time to realize people stopped and something wrong happened /not j

well once i end up getting a better look both team players are in a group and yelling for the coaches, and like waving their hands

when the group cleared up i see this boy on the floor (i didn't see how his foot was until i got to watch that specific play after it uploaded)

but at first i thought someone collasped, then i heard he broke his back then i heard he disloacted somewhere on his foot

so at this point ik which one is on the floor after i immediately looked and seen it was not k or my half/step bro but it was that boy

i seen the site medic and my brothers wife(a nurse) run to the field

i was like holy shit and people are yelling to call an ambulance after they put him on the cart

it was so quiet after he got to the ambulance and the commenatator stopped commentating but the game continued silently

i felt rlly bad bc the boys parents werent there and only his sister was (his parents are rlly old and work so they couldnt make it)

but they gave my dad consent to go sign his papers and stuff at the hospital and stuff

that was the same player who got my dad a birthday cake and he happened to be little brother's favorite player :((

we thought his ankle was shattered but luckily only broken so no surgery was needed

but he broke my heart :(

the first thing he asked was how long he was gona be out for and he asked my dad if they made it to the playoffs would he be okay then

my dad said no but he let him become the assistant coach instead

i seen the play he got hurt in,

so he was trying to take someone down but ended up falling the wrong way on his ankle, but it broke because the person he was trying to take down fell on top of him :(

he was supposed to ru the ball after that play too(be the one to try and score with the ball)

but still :((

i think im gonna see him tmrw bc hes getting dropped off to my house to go to football with my dad

bro wtfff 😭 i'm acc gonna cry even tho I don't know this kid 😭

I hope rehab goes well enough for him to somehow come back to football because sports injuries that disrupt careers are the bane of my existence

that's literally exactly how I had to stop my own sport that I was in since I was a kid and it's heartbreaking as fuck

if I lived near you guys, i'd give that boy a hug forever and never let go and tell him it's going to get at least a little better 😭🖤

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

auggggggh ive been wanting to make this post for an eternity but i havent been able to because I keep trying to explain myself WELL guess what. Im giving up, heres the song Wenn ich tanzen will from Elisabeth: das Musical with english translations, does it not make you think of what if Feysand was interesting

If you dont wanna watch the whole thing for some reason, I'd like to highlight this part

Fly!

I'll fly alone!

I alone want to accompany you through night and storm

I don't want to be accompanied anymore

Not even by you — I won't let myself be led

You're free only through me

Only through me

Only for me

For me!

For you shall make the way for me

I'm going my own way now

I've seperated myself from you — Leave me alone!

You've fallen in love with me

Because there's no freedom without me

And no one can understand you except for me!

Oh and also this part (theyre kinda singing over each other at this point)

I'm strong enough on my own!

You were only strong as long as you still thought that you were weak

I'm not calling for you!

You will call for me!

I'm not seeking you out!

You will seek me out!

I'm beginning to love my life!

Soon you will hate it!

Okay, I actually lied at the start of this post, I am gonna try to explain myself. My ideal not-boring version of Feysand that I think of when I listen to this song is like. Okay so, the structure of the story is fundamentally the same (except it takes place over a wayyyy longer timespan) with Feyre initially just kinda going about her new life as a traumatized fae and Rhysand coming to pick her up once a month, which ends up helping her because the SC manorhouse is kind of just covered in a bunch of depressing ooze rn (figuratively) and she cant really leave and Rhysand is basically giving her an excuse to hang out in a place without ooze, so its easier for her to have a good time. Rhysand is kinda awkward around her initially because hes basically like "ohhhhhh shit oh fuck, the woman that I tortured UTM as a fucked up way of coping with what Amarantha was doing to is my soulmate!!" because i really hate the fact that Rhysand apparently already knew about her and dreamt about her before she was even fae, it shouldve snapped in place for both of them during that little scene at the end of ACOTAR but Feyre has no concept of how a mating bond is supposed to feel like so shes just kinda like "huh, that felt kinda weird. anyway"

(this inexplicably got very long. like, 6 more paragraphs long. so much for me not explaining myself)

So yeah, Rhysand is hardcore struggling trying to figure out how to win her over despite all of the torture, but fortunately for him all she wants is to be left alone, so he does that, no putting her in unecessary danger and no asking insane favors of her even though theyve only been hanging out for like two weeks. Idrk how, but at some point they would start to get closer, this all happens very slowly, its a true slow-burn. And then one day Tamlin is like "I cant stand it, I need to find a way to break this bargain" so he collects a bunch of guys and he tells Feyre that theyre gonna go out and travel through all of Prythian and maybe even beyond in order to find a way to do it and itll probably take them atleast a few months. And then when Feyre says she wants to come along because this is about her after all, hes like "no, its dangerous and also, if Im gone then the Spring Court is gonna needs its Lady" and then he puts the shield around the manor because yeah, Im keeping Tamlin shitty in this one, sorry. This is about me trying to make Feysand good but trying to figure that out with Tamlin being in-character is too complicated for me rn so Im just gonna stick to the character assassination (thats something SJM probably also said while writing ACOMAF)

So yeah, like in canon, Mor gets her outta there and then Feyre starts permanently staying the night court except shes not going out on political errands because of the war with Hybern because honestly, this whole war plot is so stupid and it feels so unecessary like cmon Sarah girlie, I can tell youre not actually interested in writing politics, just stick to the romance and the healing journey. Anyway, during her stay she inadvertantly starts spending more time with Rhysand and realizing that he suffered too and that hes only human or fae or something like that, which helps her deal with her UTM trauma because she kinda thought of him as the embodiment of all her new trauma, so seeing that hes really not that and that hes just a person that she can make peace with helps her

Rhys is falling head over heels for Feyre because she just reminds him SO much of Cassian while Feyre is kinda conflicted but starting to develop some affection for him, and again, this happens over the course of many many months instead of just two. And after all that time, Feyre is starting feel pretty good and she doesnt really wanna go back to the spring court if shes totally honest with herself and then oops, Tamlin's back! He finds her and hes super worried like "oh my cauldron, feyre, my servants told me he just kidnapped you and they couldnt find a way to free you!! but Im here now and Im taking you back home dont worry" and Feyre feels guilty and shes basically like "yeahhhhh this was totally necessary, I definitely wanna go back... home, its just that he exploited this loophole in the bargain so had to stay here. Totally against my will, oh no it was so bad" and Tamlin tells her not to worry, theyve found a way to break they just need to get back to the spring court so they do that

At the Spring Court, Feyre gets to thinking. She thinks shes basically completely defeated her trauma by hanging out with Rhysand and shes like "well, my trauma was pretty much the main thing that made mine and Tamlins relationship not work, so now that my trauma is gone its gonna be all smooth sailing from here" and she just willfully ignores the fact that his way of coping with his UTM trauma was suffocating her and making it impossible to deal with her own issues and when she pointed it out to him he had a panic attack about it. Also, at this point it kinda hits her that shes been spending all this time with Tamlins enemy and feeling this affection for him that she hasnt really felt for Tamlin ever since theyve been back from UTM and their relationship started getting really bad, so now she feels very guilty and wants to rush into a marriage with him after all. Also, maybe by this point shes revovered enough to take a step back and start focusing on her surroundings again instead of just herself, and she realises that the people of the Spring Court would really need this kind of big celebration after this long time of turmoil and suffering, so maybe that plays into her decision to marry Tamlin as well idk

Meanwhile, Rhysand is back at the night court absolutely CONVINCED that Feyre is gonna come back to him even without the bargain or atleast send him a message or something, because of the mating bond and because by this point he thinks that Feyre loves him back, she just hasnt said it because Tamlin interrupted them or whatever. Yknow, because Feyre stopped throwing shoes at him and started to tolerate his presence somewhat, which are obviously the surefire signs that someone is in love with you. But anyway, Feyre never does get back to him because shes busy with her wedding and also trying very hard not think about either Rhysand or Tamlin too much so she doesnt simply run out into the forest to avoid dealing with all this bullshit

So yeah, Rhysand finds out about Feyre marrying Tamlin and he gets very upset and so he winnows to the Spring Court on the day of the wedding. Feyre has just been dressed up in this gorgeous pastel pink and green pantssuit (thats very important for the story) and now Ianthe is leaving her alone for a bit before the grand wedding ceremony. At this point Rhysand comes in and they have a confrontation thats basically just the song except in dialogue-form, remember when this post was about a song I really like, yeah me neither. During this confrontation I really want Rhysand to bring up the mating bond and kinda throw it in her face and I want Feyre to basically respond "oh, so now the guy who always preached about giving me choices and not letting others decide for me is gonna get on my case for not doing what some god wants from me, gtfo" and thats basically how it ends. Then the next book is the book where Feyre hay to make the choice between Tamlin and Rhysand because its a romance series at the end of the day, so even though I would like the last book to just be Feyre ending up single and going on her own adventures, I recognize that thats not a great ending for a romance series so

I wanna end this off by saying that I was trying to only focus on the romance for this because its easier, if I were to write my ideal acotar sequel it would look different than this even if I used the original acomaf as a base. So yeah, thats it hope you enjoyed my 7am ramblings, I have been awake for three hours already writing this

[mushed-kid]

very long post below with bad spelling

i think i mentioned that i went on a school trip to the woods right? anyways i did. and while we were there i was hanging with some people and i wanted to borrow a flashlight cuz it was getting dark and i didnt bring one myself, so i went to ask a friend. she was in a tent with a group of other people in our class, some im kinda friends with and some im more friends with. so i enter to ask if i can borrow the flashlight, right? im not sure about this but i think they were playing truth or dare or something, and when i enter my friend said something like ‘speak of the devil’ and i think it was my friend but idk who said it and i heard a couple comments like that, as if they were talking about me just now (and obvi that makes me idk self concious or just curious) so i ask what they meant or like what was up, and again idrk who said what because they spoke at the same time but they sid somethink like ‘*name of girl in my class that im kinda friends with* has a crush on you/wants to make out with you’ or something like that im not entirely sure. and me being me i roll my eyes and say ‘yeah sure as if’ or something and ask for the flashlight and im purposefully trying to ignore what they said and act like i didnt really totally catch it or something, just changing the topic. i think they were joking bcus thats such a them thing to do but idk and she didnt say anything except that she has a boyfriend (no one commented and idk so ig she does), but i think more than one person said this stuff so how did they think og it at the same time? but idk, but shes cool and pretty and im me so obviosly she doenst but it was so weird. and at first i didnt think she even liked me in general becus we were kjnda jokingly mean to wachother but my friends kept telling me she didnt dislike me and i started to see it. so were kinda friends and i dont think she has a crush on me but it was weird that they were talking about me and that stuff. so when we got home, i asked my sister (who was there with them) why they talked about me and what they said, but she couldnt remember what they talked about (and ig she could just say that to avoid telling me, but weve always told eachother everything even if we tell others we wont lol) but yeah idk why that kinda stuck with me. maybe just cause im afraid they talked about me and dont like me, or maybe i want her to like me? or something else, i dont even know. just needed to get it out

if u read all of this wow

[evilkittenbartholomew]

idk how open you are about answering about ghostie p and marz mitzi asks but i'll give it a shot

What are your opinions on Ghost's old OCs (eg. Poppy, Macy, The Queen of Teeth, Fall, basically anything that predates Communications)? Do you have any headcanons about them? Do you prefer them to Ghost's new OCs? Would you want to see a sort of remake with those characters? share yo thoughtsss

I'm okay with the ghostiep and marzmitzi characters. I don't interact with ghost anyways so the dni thing doesn't really matter to me and I certainly dont mind if ghostiep and marzmitzi fans interact with me.

Also, I'm not like an expert on the ghost timeline. In my mind, the ghost eras are separated like: everything before communications is ghostie/marz, communications up to the 2020/2021 break is ghost and pals to me, and then everything afterwards is GHOST. Idk if the distinction between ghost and pals and GHOST is really a fandom wide thing, but I like to make it, because, to me, there's a notable difference, but some people may disagree with that and that's okay 👍

Um. That's all to say that I don't really know a whole lot about the ghostiep and marzmitzi eras. I got into the gnp fandom around 2019, so that's the era I'm most familiar with. There are definitely songs I think are interesting. I like Mad Psychology, Crazy Town, Dance with the Dead. I also really like Fall. I saw ship art of them and Teatime from the Distortionist once and its my favorite image ever. And obv the original Chattering is better. But I don't really have much to say about any of them lol sorry. Wish I had something more interesting to say.

Answering your question abt how I feel abt them compared to ghosts newer ocs. I'm kinda a hater of everything new ghost has made. I would rank it worst to best as: ghosts new ocs, marz/ghostie, then ghost and pals. I don't really think the marz/ghostie characters were like super fleshed out which is why I rank them lower than gnp, but if they had something more going for them they'd probably be equal to the gnp characters.

Um and idrk if I'd want to see a remake of any marz/ghostie stuff. As I said before, I really don't like anything new ghost has made. I think the thing about the marz/ghostie characters that people like is the uniqueness of them and the style ghost had in that era. Ghost's style is so much different now, and frankly pretty bland, that I think if ghost remade any of their older stuff it would just flat out suck. They already remade Chattering and Spider on the Wall and I don't think either of those remakes have as much charm as the originals.

Um anyways this is getting long. Sorry I didn't really have much to say abt the characters themselves. I'm sure I would like them if I knew more about them. It's just the nature of any marz/ghostie characters that the lore is hidden on the dark web so it's kinda hard to learn unless you find someone knowledgeable.

[thisdogpaystaxes]

i need u to come forward

i am listening to peripheral vision by turnover and i'm so fucking high and i know what you are saying and i am enamored. not that you'd listen to this album idrk your music always surprises me for some reason its exciting and the cutest thing. theres only two people this could be and i feel like you also would be sweet enough to randomly check my blog some time bc i mention it a lot bc it feels good to think and i'll read it when the time is right maybe.

im going insane a lot of this feels like im the most defensive human being on earth and i need to explain a lot. YES!

the kind of high where you can just fucking eat a bagel wit nothing. not even a little toast.

i was in my bathroom just peeing and i'm like really high and i'm getting over a really big cry i had to myself in my room like i was literally N O T! okay. nothing to talk about i just had a rly cute hypochondriac moment and freaked out xD this edible is fucking freaking me out. so like you know whatim feelingdude. the downplay is placed above this and im so sorry it took so long for you to get to the point, but im allowing myself to organize my thoughts so this will be direct at one point and wait i should test this. but also i need to THINK because im high and this is my diary and i want to think and im okay with people seeing what i think bc quite frankly i am always always thinking and working through shit and i understand people in weird ways.

back to the thing that u did.

i was pissing and i looked in my shower. so PINK. but it wasnt.. two days prior. flashback to my first shower when i got home from san diego and i was like, "shit this shower is not real." i was also high. maybe i am fucking insane. no i'm not no no no. lets talk. talk to me!!!!!

all of my bottles were slightly different. and the water felt different. i had an exquisite shower. and i didn't wash the pink off until after i shaved and exfoliated and washed my face and sighed and thought about why life is pain. i realized the shower was getting a little pinker and i ignored it. and duringthepart when i was fucking grabbing my shampoo, i noticed the shampoo i always keep in the corner because i only use it to wash my bangs and i did the day i left only. S showered after me and cleaned my bathroom once but it all got fucked because we had a party and got drunk and had a 9/11 in there so it was all cleaned while being an ineberiated vessel. L also is at my place a lot and she likes to clean.

so come forward. that is the fucking most beautiful thing and i literally can't explain to you how insane that is and i love you. but also if there was maybe someone in my apartment bc i actually had left a door open or someone did and i didnt notice? this is deflection i need to shut UP THATS FOR LATER FOR YOU

why did you rearrange all of my bottles when you knew iwouldn't see. i had a fucking social battery 9/11 that i needed to recover from like i needed to shower. you know i like being alone and that the shower is intimate. IT WAS HIDDDDDEEN.

it was really cute and i love you and i need to know who you are. like i cried my eyes out. it meant the world to me to see that. because its such a big message to do that to someone, and you know i personally wouldn't mind that in my shower. you know you're so fucking welcome to do that and theres ONLY TWO OF YOUS!!!!!

if it was anyone else i would probably sleep in a pool of vomit for a week

i dont know how to ask because i know this is a code thing but also im getting a little less high and im going to second guess this, but thats like intimate??? im not crazy. also if for some reason you both said yes id get violent......

i need to eat my sweet treat and watch degrassi, and you know i love you because im spending my. valuable alone time, before watching degrassi, to just decipher who it is because it was just gorgeous. am i crazy for being moved right now......... or do u get me. like u get it. i need to eat this croissant. idk how to ask this ill figure it out i need to digest my existence more. thanks that was cute like literally the e basis is like you cleaned my bathroom but like no you organized it like you would and that's cute i love seeing that i like that

[rat-that-writes]

Engineer Mark Having a Huge Crush on the Captain | Hcs

a/n: me and @softladyhours are going feral for engineer mark in the dms rn so here have some weird ass ramblings idrk what this is but take it. also i hc that the ship has beds for some of the crew like mark and the captain and others thats why theres a bed in here

tw: swearing

so this boy. he is so so silly right

he likes you so much but he doesn’t wanna tell you because 1. you’re his captain, and 2. if you reject him he would be so sad

he gets butterflies whenever you tell him he did a good job around the ship

almost every single crew mate has endured his bragging about you telling him he’s your favourite engineer

celci Hates It

gunther and burt think it’s funny how obvious he’s being about his crush on you but how he’ll deny it when asked

“what do you mean???? of COURSE i dont have a crush on the captain. that would be unprofessional” proceeds to stare at you all day, grin like a maniac when you say good morning to him, follow you around like a lost puppy, etc

eventually he accepts his more-than-platonic fondness for you

but that just makes him more nervous around you

he doesn’t want to accidentally let it slip that he’s been pining for you for weeks but his heart begs him to scream it to the world, while his brain tells him to shut the fuck up

one valentine’s day you got him a card and he had to try SO hard to not combust right then and there

ever since that day he held on to a little bit of hope that you liked him back

and that little flame of hope slowly grew over time as he caught you staring at him sometimes, or your eyes lingering on his lips for a little too long during conversation

so he starts to think of ways to ask you out

but every time he tries to, there’s an emergency on the ship or he gets too scared and chickens out

“captain would you… uhh…. maybe wanna… um… uhh… ahh um i think… i gotta go”

which leaves you quite confused

so you go to his quarters one day to ask him why he keeps getting so nervous around you and asking weird questions like that

and he is just. 🫠

because oh god now i HAVE to tell them

you jokingly ask “you don’t have a crush on me, do ya?”

but he just freezes

and you’re like oh. he does

so you smile at him, and stand right in front of him and put your arms around his neck

and he almost fucking collapses

you giggle a little, he laughs nervously

and you give him a kiss on the cheek, and leave his room to get back to work

he is stunned and unable to move for 10 minutes after this, just staring at the open door you just walked out of and touching his cheek where you kissed it

then a huge smile graces his adorable face and he picks up a pillow from his bed and SQUEALS into it while jumping up and down

them celci walks in and is just “mark what the fuck” but he doesn’t care because CAPTAIN KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK !!!!! AHHHHH

[wheredafandomat]

hello there!!!

i feel shy talking abt this lol and idrk if ur offer still stands but im just gonna write this down..

idrk if ive had an orgasm since idont rlly technically know what to do..? touching myself doesnt really do anything to me--and yes im sure im stimulating my cl*t already :(( so anw lol i just squeeze my legs together until i feel some kind of good feeling down there and there's like a rubber band that snaps that makes me feel slightly good.......

and can ijust randomly type/"confess"/"vent" something down here but sometimes when i watch porn to get off, i get a little distracted bc i feel a little sad abt myself bci get so jealous of all those women w nice bodies and their big tits 😭😭 and i absolutely know that i shouldnt even use porn as a basis of any sex-related thing but aaaaaaa yekxuwkxgwkxg i hate my body it sucks ....... ok im done pls forgive me for the unsolicited rant/vent and a little thank u bc ive had space to write this down on

THIS MESSAGE IS SO LONG IMSORRY JUST DONT MIND THIS IF U DONT FEEL LIKE POSTING 😭😭

Thank you for sharing!!!

I’m definitely not a sex expert but have you ever tried stimulating any other endogenous zones like the breasts? Sometimes the clit alone isn’t enough. You’ve literally got a whole body to explore so explore itttt 😁😁 try adding some nipple play to solo time and see how you go.

As for porn, yes loads of those women look great with their bleached assholes but who has time for that 😂 they get paid to sell you this fakery. I think erotica (LOKI SMUT) is so much better because it also stimulates your mind and even puts you in the story sometimes. It transports you. Porn is so damaging most of the time! Smut writers should be paid instead!

ALSO, loadsss of women look like the porn ones now getting bbls etc, it’s really about what’s underneath and I know how cheesy that sounds and I used to think fuck that I want someone to be attracted to me as soon as they see me but the older I get the more I realise how true it is. Anyone of substance wants someone with substance. There’s only so much huge tits can do 🤣 you can’t bring huge tits home with you to have an intellectual discussion with your mother.

What to take from this:

YOURE A FUCKING MAGICAL DIVINE BEING WHOS AMAZING!!

Explore what works for you - incorporate nipple play babes then report back 😂😂

Always feel free to message me or literally vent in my asks anonymously

Hope this helped a little 💓💓💓💓😘😘

[sojutrait]

check in tag!

thanks  @sublimesims and @acuar-io for the tag!

Why did you choose your url?

i have no idea really sojutrait just rolled off the tongue and i went why not

How long have you been on tumblr?

i’ve technically had a tumblr blog since like middle school, but this is the first one ive been really active on since 2020

Do you have a queue tag?

nah

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

originally just to rb cc for my friends lmao

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i randomly got the idea to make my pfp the heir each gen so yeh

Why did you choose your header?

i dont have one womp

What’s your post with the most notes?

ollie’s yearbook post my magnum opus

How many mutuals do you have?

idrk i think alot skdjkdf

How many followers do you have?

3,219 mwah love u all

How many people do you follow?

332

Have you ever made a shitpost?

at least once a day 😭😭

How often do you use tumblr each day?

not that often actually skjdk just to answer asks and scroll on the dashboard for a bit after queuing posts

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

non-anon argument, nah

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

like those guilt-tripping ones? those are weird lmao

Do you like tag games?

yup! im just horrible at doing them on a timely manner  😭🥴🥴

Do you like ask games?

yeah!

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

so many omg i wont tag to spare yall from seeing me be cringe on main but im starstruck by a lot of yall ✋

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah

i’m late as usual dfkfj but if u see this i tag you! 👁

[keiruvieg]

so i watched ep.24 of jjk and let me just say i had no idea who choso was and now i cant stop thinking about him. could you write hc's for him? thanks!

red moon

random Choso headcanons!!

a/n: i've been waiting for this😩😩 HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THE ANIME LIKE SIR? i didn’t put any manga spoilers either and just put in some hcs i could think of. this is so random i didnt classify it also so umm yeah

-uhh hcs with a lil bit of scenarios ig

warning: there’s some grammatical errors please forgive me for that

word count: 976

First of- his voice I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THAT DEEP- but his morning voice just hits different darling,imagine a deep but also rough voice? And the way he calls you in the morning to😩 it'd be so deep darling.

"Goodmorning bub" his voice resonates the room. It feels so good waking up to this guy "Goodmorning Cho" u smiled at him. He gets up out of the bed while rubbing his eyes. You just looked at him with so much admiration. " How was your sleep?" He asked you while rubbing his chest through his shirt."'twas good" you smiled at him which he gladly returned to you

heart eyes

He smells good tho!!!!! Like idc if he's a death painting or someone who come out of the curse womb but he smells really good!! Idrk how to describe it but yall know that musky smells with the hint of chocolates in it-i cant help but imagine he smells like tht

He likes bLACK COFFEE I DONT MAKE THE RULES-you always make sure to prepare him some too specially when he's really tired.

"Cho! Welcome back" your voice really reached him once he entered your shared apartment. He smiles really gently at you. "Im back darling" he says walking directly to you-towards your livingroom in which you make sure was clean and you really made sure that he got his coffee the moment he comes back. "Darling?" He called out to you "Hmm?" " Thank you" he directly said once he heard you hum in which confused you but at the same time warmed your heart. The two of you just bathe in each other's warmth in which a routine for the both of you whenever he gets home.

You!! Make!! Sure!! You!! Do!! His!! Hair!! Everytime!! If it aint you- he doesnt want it. Just the way your gentle hands brush on his hair with much caution not to hurt his scalp just make him melts so much he loves it

He loves your clips, he just find it amusing

He probably cracks his fingers and neck a lot bitch tht so hot

he! HAS!! DEFINED!! ABS!!

sad to say he always wins at uno games, he's really good with chess too!!

Man's really smart- being the oldest must've been hard to him because he needs to make decision not only for himself but also for his siblings to looked up too

Lovesss pet names!!!

He once heard it when he was prob roaming around

Now he calls you darling,bub,honey,baby.

Really good at deep talks too

He probably viewed alot from his 150 years of existence and just like to talk abt it i thought its really cute

Really reallyyyy protective

This man doesnt like to yell at all

Lots and Lots of patience

(being the older sibling kinda gives him that)

His sleeping position varies from him looking like a dead person to him facing a side to him having his arm in his eyes while rubbing his stomach and lastly to him laying on his stomach

He either wakes up early or late, no in between

Really really caring (prob an older brother intuition)

Loves chocolates!!

There was this time you made him chocolate milkshakes and he fucking loves it,now he ask for that everytime

As much as he loves coffee- he cant say no to hot chocolate either

I feel like this guy knows how to bake🤩

He once wear a gray sweatpants and a plain tshirt with his hair down aND YOU CANT HELP BUT STARE AT HIM THAT TIME AND HE JUST LOOKS BACK AT YOU AND YOU GUYS JUST GO ON WITH A STARING CONTEST

His hands are really big, but at the same time really rough

But this guy gives me gentle vibes

Swears alot!!

Prob just some basic fuck,shit,damn it when something doesnt go his way. AND HE ALWAYS SAY THAT WITH A LOW VOICE

You once offer him a tongue piercing- and he just looks at you bewildered

HIS LAUGH IS SO SOFT YET SO FUCKING LOW ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

This man knows how to paint nails too!!

You prob ask him if he wants to cut his hair and he was like sure ill do it but you felt guilty abt his long hair so you'll just be like no❤️

This man is so mature to the point you cant even argue with him anymore

He prob likes to read at some point when he isnt doing anything

He doesnt like swimming at all he just doesnt find it fun

Kinda seeing him liking alcohol too

when..u..ask..questions..he..raises..his..one.. eyebrow..or..he..hums...

Dandelions by Ruth b. kinda gives me relationship vibes with him because he’s so caring and that song suits him so well

He’s a decent cleaner also, expect him to have your apartment//house clean

love language will always be physical affection and reassurements!!

he’s a really good friend too!!

he’ll probably be the one to know all your problems first soo yeah

this guy is a good listener too

he probably hums or sing you to sleep

just imagine a very low voice singing to you

movie nights with him are the best!!

he likes fries alot too

like any typa fries that any fast food can offer

ketchup? ketchup

you gave him a ketchup tshirt one time

he wears it whenever he’s home now

i feel like he like fall the most( the season ok)

and summer too( the type to just chill around and not swim yeah that)

overall this guy will probably the most sweetest person you can think of-the bestest of best friends-most reliable person-most hottest person too-this guy fits the brother//boyfriend//husband//friend type alot so yeah he the best i love him

[hellodean-sam]

heyyy guuuuys... i’ve been gone... for a.. very very long time (so long that my last few notifs were from p*rnbots)... and i wish this post was to say “im back let’s gooo!!!” unfortunately, it’s not. i dont want to deactivate this account, but i am starting a new, super unrelated and different one. i haven’t been replying to messages nor answering asks and mentions. i know i don’t owe anyone explanations, but might as well, eh?

i got a bit busy during 2020, and after supernatural ended, i just didnt have any other content to hang on to, you know? i dont read anymore, so fanfiction (no matter how scrumptious) is just out of the question. spn and the fandom would always have a place in my tiny heart (and on my twt newsfeed) but yeah.

besides that, i gained a few new hobbies, and ive started watching other genres (by that i mean anime. i started watching anime, which i swore never to do) then im starting to pick up reading again (by that i mean manga. im a changed person yes).

so i... i made a new blog last month dedicated to that. i didnt want to do it on here since a lot of my followers and my mutuals are either hp or spn accounts.

ok that’s all. idrk how else to say all that or if i even needed to hahaha. i miss u guys so much. i dont really have contacts to share, and im still a bit shy of my new blog so im not gonna post it here, but you can ask me personally, or still continue to send me messages on here! or asks. idr which ones give me email notifs. oh or instagram, since some of u got to follow me before. okie that’s all, love u guys.

[jovoy]

do u have a list of ur favorite perfumes? i’m interested in getting into perfume and i always really enjoy reading what u have to say ab them!!

well you asked for it LOL this is probably going to be long i have a definitive top 3 i think but beyond that its like trying to choose a favorite child. im still p new to this thoigh ive only been collecting for 3-4 months so this list is obv subject to change at some point

absolute top1 favorite all time is princess by kilian. its like being hugged literally and everyone ive ever talked to loves it its photorealistic marshmallow with matcha and ginger.. so sweet but not too sweet with a hint of spiciness and so much depth and warmth i wish it was colder where i lived so i could wear it all the time!! if it really is being discontinued i will drop dead along with it and i have a 100 ml backup just in case. if you are going to try any of these this is the one

2nd fav is very new to me and im still waiting for my full bottle to come in the mail but its sci fi by ellis brooklyn..this is truly a masterpiece. its so intensely orange with green tea but its also a beautiful creamy vanilla its sort of like two ppl who are enemies but also lovers idk is that too esoteric of a description LOL but it is really beautiful it reminds me of a creamsicle. the perfect mix between a gourmand and a fresh fragrance imo

3rd right now is carolina herrera good girl supreme. listen i like the original good girl ok but this absolutely blows it out of the water. its got the rich creaminess and warmth of the original with the vanilla and tonka but there is a very prevalent red berry note that gives it some life and fun and i am not a sexy person but this perfume is so sensual and sexy it makes me feel like i am a goddess or something. lasting power is also absolutely insane it easily lasts 10+ hours. its literally so good

from there idrk the ranking but i will tell you some of my other favorites!! my top 3 are kind of heavily gourmand leaning but i really enjoy freshies as well so here are some others. this is basically every perfume i own cuz i typically have only bought stuff i absolutely love

etat libre d’orange you or someone like you is so GOOD its so green and fresh and summery and beautiful. very unisex which i dont go for usually but still so amazing. its like drinking a mojito on a sunny day with your friends its very minty but not peppermint its fresh green mint that you get muddled into a cocktail. the best eldo fragrance in my opinion

this is way different than what i usually go for but also l’interdit eau de TOILETTE by givenchy is amazing. specifically the eau de toilette cuz the parfum is way too strong for me personally but the edt is a beautiful floral tuberose fragrance that’s light and smells like delicious juicy grape candy and its lasting power is crazy. its like a spring day and i want to try l’interdit rouge as well i think i would love that cuz this is fantastic

and then of course angels share by kilian is the most incredible cinnamon apple pie fragrance i have ever come across not that theres a lot of fragrances that smell like apple pie lol…spicy and warm and still a little fresh somehow its so good. so so good bht its very expensive

for a cheapie i recommend lush twilight body spray which is to die for its warm tonka bean with lavender and its like being held by a loved one or something. so good i usually hate lavender but at this point i think id love anything with tonka in it i think its my favorite note LOL. has great lasting power for just being a body spray as well

also i wont elaborate on these cuz this is fucking long but jasmine perle de thé by fragonard is basiclaly the perfect jasmine tea and philosykos by diptyque is green fig goodness but splurge and get the edp not the edp cuz i have the edt and it does not last worth a damn unfortunately. ok thats it im sorry this is long idk how or if i can do a read more on mobile 💃🏻

[mirakeul]

making miracles at mirakeul’s !!!

welcome, dear @zoppzoop, thank you for supporting mirakeul’s! your match will be right with you! just step this way, and you’re good to go! pardon me for the long wait, we hope you enjoy your date ! [reader uses she/her]

matchup masterlist || event details [event status ; closed]

"baby," y/n called her partner. "have you seen this?"

midoriya izuku looked up from his seat beside y/n as he was writing down some notes from the week earlier. "a hero convention?"

y/n noticed how midoriya's eyes lit up with the prospect of seeing different hero memorabilia, not that he wasn't familiar but of course, with his partner, it would be a much better and sought-after experience.

"yeah, they'll be in musutafu for a week, at least that's what i've seen and heard." y/n grinned, showing him the event. "i heard they'll also have a meet and greet for some heroes as well as a talk from the wing hero: hawks."

midoriya was practically shaking in his seat as he grinned, already muttering about the different heroes and merchandise he could buy. "oh, wait, i didn't even think about asking you if you want to go. i mean, we could if you want to! not that i would pressure you but i would love it if you came with me! oh, but i'm just saying, it's okay if--,"

"izu, it's fine." she laughed. "i showed you because i already planned to buy entrance tickets for the two of us. granted, we might only catch the friday or the weekend panels since we have school but you know, i bet aizawa would be fine with us going at the weekend!"

"thank you, y/n!"

"of course, wouldn't miss the chance to see you all geeked out for a hero con, izu!"

the blush on midoriya's face was prominent until dinner but he was happy so he doesn't care! when the day came for the two to go to the hero con, they were decked out in a lot of hero merch, mostly midoriya. he was vibrating in excitement when he met cosplayers who also recognized the two of them from UA. y/n gladly snapped a lot of pictures, listening to midoriya ramble about the different heroes and cosplayers they saw.

they bought hero merch as well, midoriya beaming when he saw there were a number of eraserhead merch, one being a sweater with cat ears on it, with the color palette of the underground hero. they stayed a bit more, snapping a lot of pictures and a few videos to send inko. needless to say, aizawa was in it for a whole lot more when he saw what the two brought to the dorm. spoiler alert, it was the sweater!

but also, y/n could swear she saw bakugou holding an all might blanket with kirishima and his other friends in tow. she shrugged off the memory, probably nothing… nope, she just saw the blanket.

reblogs are greatly appreciated ! keep reading for a personal letter !

letter from you ;

Hi babe!!! once again! congratulations for the 700 and the 800!!!!

for the mirakeulous event <3 :

sth about me: im mostly an easygoing person, my zodiac is taurus (but like according to the astrologist person my parents saw at my birth im supposedly a libra(?) idk how this works lmao) other than that im a Mediator - INFP-A idrk what else to say so i just took a screenshot of the test thing

my likes are majorly drawing, coffee, my plants, fandom stuff (?), going to new places and shops, collecting small things, reading, amusement parks or just some adventure thing and i dont really have too many dislikes except maybe some specific vegetables????

for an s/o id probably just want them to be honest and like kinda understanding or sth? i dont really have too many preferences tbh sdfjlfd maybe if we share similar interests that would be nice? OR if they have a different interest i'd love to hear all about it so maybe someone who can kinda carry a conversation because sometimes i jsut simply cant word and dont know what to say.

as for preferences im bisexual so yeeeee anyone would be cool and if we're talking about the fandom i'd lean more towards bnha but if you've got someone very specific in mind from hq that would be cool too

a date idea i particularly like,,,,,,, bro literally anything at all sdkjlfsd but i guess just spending time with them?? like idk at a library, at home, in the kitchen, at an amusement park or where ever, in the mountains doing some hiking?? idk anythings cool so feel free to do anything at all

so yeah!!! that's all, i guess!

i hope it isnt too much dfjklsd

anyways!!!! congrats again sweetie!!!! ily!!! (im so proud of my wifey <33333)

letter from me ;

HI BABEEE <333 THANK YOU FOR JOINING ASMJHFAK i hope you enjoy this and i love you so HAHSKDH thank you for always supporting me huhu i could have never done this without your support <333 this was supposed to be like a hero museum date thingy but then i thought, why the hell not a convention HHAHAHAHA IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT LOVE YOU SO MUCH <33