#dont ask me how this got so long idrk

[kakovoulos]

This week was downright awful.

One of his line cooks ended up ill and called out of work last minute, and while Sukuna is a heartless man, he's not stupid at all to put the entire staff and himself at risk, so he's had to pull double time and work twice as hard this week. Not to mention he's gotten into a few scuffles in the parking lot as well, and while he didn't lose, his body hurt and he was irritated beyond belief. All he wanted to do was come home and plop into bed every night before getting up and doing it again, but nothing is ever that simple and easy in Sukuna's life is it?

Of course Satoru, his annoying ass, can't take a hint excuse of a roommate couldn't take a week off from being annoying, and they had a more than vicious spat that just soured Sukuna's mood more. He left for a day or two, spending the night out at someone else's dorm, ignoring Satoru's frantic calls and messages ( although he did tell him he was safe; God knows he doesn't want a missing person's alert called on him again ), until he was numb enough to come home, ignore Satoru, and close himself off in his room.

He stayed in there for a while, playing his video games mindlessly on his day off. Nothing but mindless bot matches because he didn't feel up to raging on mic and saying the most heinous things that would have his mother clutching her pearls. Sukuna hadn't taken any notice of Satoru coming into his room and striding in until he had a lap full of him all of a sudden. His eyes widen, going to move him off his lap ( he hasn't even apologized ) until he took note of the attire.

A deep quizzical crease forms between his brows. Sukuna leans back to take it all in; Satoru in a maid dress was not something he thought he'd ever see or even want to see but here he is. Sukuna is quiet, eyes raking up and down, pulling at the material just to see how far Satoru took dressing up. Everything but the shoes it seems, which was fine ( fine? why is it fine? ), even the knee high socks were a nice enough touch.

Looking back up at Satoru, Sukuna just stares, hands on either side of his hips. They're looking at each other expectantly it seems. The older of the two sighing and leaning his chair back somewhat to give himself space. "What's the get up for? I didn't think cross-dressing would be a kink of yours," he asks lifting the skirt again curiously.

@impishsensei: satoru strolls right into his roommate's bedroom as if he owns it (and he might as well, considering how much time he spends in there), donning a fancy little maid dress. he was convinced it was the proper course of action after seeing a tweet reading something along the lines of, 'Sometimes, taking care of a friend who's down on his luck requires investing in a maid's costume.' satoru figures it the proper course of action after sukuna had a rough week at the waffle house on top of their previous squabble... which was satoru's fault and he was admittedly too proud to apologize like a normal person. he makes sure not to make a peep, right up until he's plopping himself right down onto the other's lap mid-game.

[gofishygo]

mito mito mito hihi 😋

i’ve been having some thoughts n i felt like sharing w the class newayssss

so i was having bubble tea earlier and i started thinking,,,,what cod characters would like it? i feel like price def wouldn’t,,simon wouldn’t mind it but he does def think its too sweet and proper tea is superior and blah blah blah (i acc don’t know im kinda divided on that like i hc him as a sweet tooth but bubble tea,,,ehhh i feel like he wouldn’t like it all that much like he’d be all grumbly about it,,, idfk

johnny and gaz i think would like it lots ,,

i also think alex wouldn’t like it abd farah would (i js like hc farah as this secret softie ok leave me alone 😞)

but THAT got me thinking,,,, what other food preferences would they have ?? i think gaz would rlly like sushi (saw a fan art of him on a sushi date w the reader and i forgot who made it but ):$/:)/&!:!!!!! it was so cute) and i also think gaz would handle spicy food well ?? and he would like seafood in general methinks (tryna think of some select seafood items he wouldn’t like but im drawing a blank bc im vegetarian shusbssjnsuen)

idrk ab simon and johnny and price,,,,,,out of them 3, i feel like simon or johnny would have the biggest sweet tooth (they’re on like completely dif ends of the spectrum character wise but shh i js know it) but they all eat A SHIT TON like the food could be burned or too salty or smth but if they’ve js come back from a mission then they’re eating that shit UP. and asking for seconds. and thirds. they would still give u food feedback if it’s some other day tho

also johnny is extremely passionate about haggis. no i have never tried it yes i js know he is ok moving on

KONIGGGG hmmmm,,,, i have no fucking idea lmao i think? a lot of german cusine involves bread and stuff,,,so……………i think he’d have rlly bland meals idk

i’ve been rlly into keegan lately but i cant come up w anything for him aaaa

also gaz would be the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. the others would learn fast being in the military and all but gaz and chopstick skills js make sense???

ANYWAY im soso sry for rambling sm lmao this is a lot of words,,,,,and this isn’t a req by any means !!! js needed to hear ur thoughts bc food is js calling to me like “ok but would blank character like this” like. urgh. ok im done now i think but yeah food preferences for cod characters of ur choice

ALSO !!! THE IOS SHARK STICKERS REMIND ME OF U,,,,,look at them$:!!;&:!3 OK IM ACC DONE NOW BYE BEY MITO HIPE U DONT FALL ASLEPE READING ALL THAT

AHHH hi weebun !! ^^ i was literally having bubble tea with my sister like a few hours ago and when i checked the inbox n saw this i BOLTED !! sorry for never responding to this, i forgot inbox existed..,

notes: shittily wrote as this as a warmup/just general yap :> sorry for messiness and incoordination.., platonic, no warnings !! unless ur lactose intolerant idk

so you'll be jus chillin w the 141 on base and then say something like "boba is absolute gas shits better than normal tea" and of course, since the majority of the taskforce is british, you get absolutely fucking jumped for it. like- keep in mind, you say this price, the NUMBER ONE TEA AND BISCUTS DEFENDER, so you do end up getting toilet duty for a week with the explanation of 'uncordial behaviour.'

but after your deployment, you are the one to arrange where the 141 meet up. it's a little ritual you guys have developed to stay connected in between missions, one that makes your friendship seem a bit more real. sometimes the only thing that keeps your eyes open and heart pumping. and since you're an absolute fucking menace, you ask if you can meet around the heart of london- and then drag them all into the nearest bubble tea store you can.

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price... doesn't end up liking it. takes a total of two sips, nearly chokes on the pearls, and then sets the cup down. he claims he's been around long enough to know that this- like many other foods, is probably some 'trendy millennial bullshit that'll disappear in a solid few', but that doesn't help ease the insane side eye that he gets from the cashier.

but to your surprise, ghost seems somewhat okay with it. his face doesnt really change (from what you can tell- his mouth is still hidden due to some face mask he put on), but he seems neutral, relaxed, even. he mutters something along the lines of how it isn't too bad, but it doesn't beat a cuppa- to which you chose to ignore, and how he'll probably just stick to having an earl grey in the mornings. but a few months later, you catch him at the same boba store, and you cant help but giggle to yourself.

soap fucking inhales the drink. its genuinely concerning, to say the very least. he seems to like.. unhinge his jaw like some kind of snake, and then inhales the whole drink in what you think is a millisecond. and since he's the only scotsman on the team- thinks the whole 'tea n biscuits' ritual his colleagues have is utter stupidity, so not only does he now FREQUENTLY drink boba because he likes it- he also drinks out of utter spite.

gaz is the only one with a seemingly respectable opinion about boba, unfortunately. he's had it before, multiple times- it appeals to his sweet tooth and is the occasional treat after long missions. but unlike you, gaz does not value peace, and seems to keep egging soap on in chugging unreasonable amounts of the drink. (and he doesnt mention it, as he does not want to face the same punishment as you did, but he thinks that bubble tea is sometimes, just sometimes better than his cuppa.)

masterlist (some of my other stuff is better promise)

[heeseungismymanz]

𝑀𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓎

Synopsis: You and heeseung have been dating for about 3 months now. You both were the most popular people on the entire campus. It was all fine until you two got in a fight because of his ex. But now you have to go your own 𝒲𝒶𝓎.

Mentioning: All of enhypen (heeseungs friendgroup), yunjin lsfm (y/n bestie), yunah illit (heeseungs sister and your bestie), karina aespa (y/n bestie), keeho p1h (y/n brother), yeji itzy ( heeseungs ex ),more..

°•More under cut•°

Pairing: Popular bf!Heeseung x Popular gf!Fem Reader

Taglist: @mitmit01 @mimisxs

BOLD = CANT BE TAGGED

Warnings: Cursing,Fighting,love language is pt so will hug,cuddle alot,nothing much,idrk! (this specific chapter might be cringe)

SFW MINORS ALLOWED!!

𝑀𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓎

Thinking about it you realized you met him at Yunah's party. That was the day you met the Lee Siblings! Also when he met you and asked "I like you can i have your number?" Remembering that you decided to relive that moment and started replaying the memories.

You were at Yunah's house and she asked you to grab somethign from her room. You didnt know that the room on the right was hers and you went to the left. Oh boy did you know what was happening in there. You walked in to the room on the left and walked in to see some random group of hot dudes all playing League Of Legends. You did NOT expect that. "Oh sorry, but what are you doing in Yunah's room?" You asked the group of boys. Wow you were stupid. "Uh this is my room.." You tilt your head as you look at the boy who said that. His room? Who is he? "Uh who are you?". Are you dumb though? "Wow thats a new one. I guess ill introduce myself. Im Lee Heeseung." Holy shit bro. You never seen him but heard about him. Your in THE LEE HEESEUNGS room. "Oh sorry-" you tried saying before getting cut off. "Its fine your Yoon Y/N right?" Heeseung said. How did he know? "Oh yeah." You say shrugging. "Oh your Keeho's brother right? Your the most popular girl" Someone else shouts. "Oh uhm yeah!" you say trying to leave the room but they keep talking to you. "Im Jake." Oh so the one who said your keehos brother is Jake. "Dont be friends with him! Hes a loser and a bop. Im Riki." oh, so this is a competition about friends. "Yah! Dont say that Riki, your making yourself a loser! By the way im Sunoo :)" wow. so your gonna assume the other 3 are Sunghoon, Jay, and Jungwon. How do you know this? Yunah told you about them, plus you've seen them. "Oh well ima go bye!" You said while looking at Heeseung. He was smiling and you might have smiled back. You walk into Yunah's room and grab her hat like she asked. "Im back!" you yell walking down.

"What took you so long Yn?" Yunah asked you. "I got a little distracted" Wait when did he ask you out? That night lasted FOREVER. Oh yeah when you went to grab a jelly shot he and his friend group was there. You tried grabbing the jelly shots from the cabinet (why were they there?) but failed. You were lowkey embarrassed. "Here i got you." Someone says pressing his body against your while reaching to get it. You turn around "Oh thanks hee-" you got cut off AGAIN. "Your welcome princess. By the way your really pretty!" Heeseung says while smiling at you. "Oh thanks" You say and all you can hear from behind was "OOOH~!" bro- anyway. "I like you can i have your number?" What do you say? A really hot,tall,pretty guy just asked YOU for YOUR number. "Yeah sure!" You say and dial your number into his phone. "Thanks" He says then you walk away. You go back to Yunah,Karina,And Wonyoung. "Heeseung just gave me his number now what do i do?" You looked annnoyed but was not. "GIRL ARE YOU NOT EXCITED?! YOU GOT LEE HEESEUNGS NUMBER!" thats all you remembered so then you went to the next party and then the next hoping to see him until one day

You were at Jake's party and they were bumping loud music and you were lowkey over-stimulated. The people everywhere you went were loud and someone noticed it and pulled you to the side. "Hey you okay? You dont look so good" It was Heeseung. "Oh yeah just over-stimulated." you reply. "Yeah, Sometimes it gets too loud."

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AN: Did i just leave yall like that. YES. It was short cause i lowkey feel sick and literally am throwing up. But i hope you enjoyed this so far. We are halfway through this FF woooo!

[signedkoko]

hello! i would like a hazbin hotel matchup pls

ima straight woman, my mbti is estp and ima aquarius sun virgo moon and cancer rising if that means anythin to u lmao

im 5'0 (sadly 😭) and i have long wavy black hair w red streaks, i usually straighten it tho. idrk how to describe my style but if i had to id say like the stereotypical y2k grunge girl look (think tara yummy) im also rly into makeup n wear eyeshadow n big ass lashes like everyday 

im kinda all over the place personality wise, but most of the time im rly energetic and always making jokes n laughing, i also love partying n going out but i need to have sum time at home too or else i get burnt tf out, im always there for the ppl i care abt even if we aint that close if someone ever comes to me for advice or anythin i always help as much as i can, i also am very very anxious but i usually keep it underwraps unless somethin triggers it and i also have a lottt of trust issues n lowkey be thinkin everyone out to get me sumtimes

i honestly dont have a lot of interests, i rly love music fashion n makeup tho, i take any excuse i can to dress myself up even if i aint goin nowhere, i listen to almost any type of music but my favs are the weeknd, lana del rey, rob zombie, and stunna girl

in a relationship im also pretty all over the place, i love very intensely n i overthink a lot n need a lot of reassurance but i tend to focus on my partners needs a lot more than mine, but if my partner brings it up i wont lie to them n if the overthinking gets rly bad to the point i cant ignore it ill bring it up, im also very clingy n always wanna be w my partner or talkin to them in sum way, im very thoughtful n love spoiling my partner w affection n gifts (usually homemade cuz im broke 💀)

ik this is rly long i tried my best to make it as short as possible mb 😭 but i hope u have a great day n thank u for doing my request :)

You got…Lucifer!

No need to worry about height because you are both the same! If not an inch or two apart, His hat, fortunately, makes it seem like he's the taller of the two of you.

Lucifer is very...fashionable? Man himself, so he really likes seeing the time you put into your outfits. They are a lot less crisp and white than his, but what's more interesting than things he isn't? Your make-up is a lot more mature than his, though, so you have two completely different dressing and makeup areas so as not to mix up his bright colours with your shadowy palettes.

When it comes to people, he has plenty of trust issues. After his wife left him without much explanation, followed by his descent into depression, it takes a lot for him to really be open to people. This made a lot of your relationship-building quite awkward, which in turn made it funny.

He loves your laugh, and he's glad you enjoy jokes because he really has way too many to count! He's got a pun for every letter in the alphabet. Even if it isn't appropriate, if it means cheering you up, he will go to some crazy lengths. He loves it when you laugh at his jokes, and he will definitely get competitive with anyone who tries to compete.

Lucifer really could use your advice, and in turn, he has a lot of wisdom. Some of your longest conversations are those where you both sit in a quiet, dark place after a long day and share feelings, worries, and solutions. He's lived a long life and seen almost everything the world has to offer, and if you ask him for a taste of his knowledge, he is absolutely thrilled that he can be of use to you.

Dedication is what he feels. Lucifer has every love language and accepts any at all in return; he has everything in his grasp, so what you want is all yours. The fact that you are clingy is just a plus, because it assures him that you do actually love him and that he does actually get to enjoy his days with you.

Any homemade gifts you make are met with utter delight. All he does these days is craft rubber ducks, so you are free to venture into his workshop and use what you need to make your items. Lucifer believes what is made by an individual is the most vulnerable gift to give. 

Expect a lot of fast, loving emotions and busy days every day! Lucifer will make you feel loved and special, and he will make sure you smile at least once a day in his company.

Author’s Note - Your runner up was Valentino! But if you ask me, Lucifer is a much better bet.

[kozumesphone]

ok so this is about a football game (tw bad injury no blood tho)

this cute boy (idrk him so i dont potential like this boy btw)

but ik he's sweet and stuff but thats besides the point

so hes one of my dad's players and im at the game.

everythings going fine yk the play is playing and shit until everyone js stops

and im lowkey autistic so it took me a rlly long time to realize people stopped and something wrong happened /not j

well once i end up getting a better look both team players are in a group and yelling for the coaches, and like waving their hands

when the group cleared up i see this boy on the floor (i didn't see how his foot was until i got to watch that specific play after it uploaded)

but at first i thought someone collasped, then i heard he broke his back then i heard he disloacted somewhere on his foot

so at this point ik which one is on the floor after i immediately looked and seen it was not k or my half/step bro but it was that boy

i seen the site medic and my brothers wife(a nurse) run to the field

i was like holy shit and people are yelling to call an ambulance after they put him on the cart

it was so quiet after he got to the ambulance and the commenatator stopped commentating but the game continued silently

i felt rlly bad bc the boys parents werent there and only his sister was (his parents are rlly old and work so they couldnt make it)

but they gave my dad consent to go sign his papers and stuff at the hospital and stuff

that was the same player who got my dad a birthday cake and he happened to be little brother's favorite player :((

we thought his ankle was shattered but luckily only broken so no surgery was needed

but he broke my heart :(

the first thing he asked was how long he was gona be out for and he asked my dad if they made it to the playoffs would he be okay then

my dad said no but he let him become the assistant coach instead

i seen the play he got hurt in,

so he was trying to take someone down but ended up falling the wrong way on his ankle, but it broke because the person he was trying to take down fell on top of him :(

he was supposed to ru the ball after that play too(be the one to try and score with the ball)

but still :((

i think im gonna see him tmrw bc hes getting dropped off to my house to go to football with my dad

bro wtfff 😭 i'm acc gonna cry even tho I don't know this kid 😭

I hope rehab goes well enough for him to somehow come back to football because sports injuries that disrupt careers are the bane of my existence

that's literally exactly how I had to stop my own sport that I was in since I was a kid and it's heartbreaking as fuck

if I lived near you guys, i'd give that boy a hug forever and never let go and tell him it's going to get at least a little better 😭🖤

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

auggggggh ive been wanting to make this post for an eternity but i havent been able to because I keep trying to explain myself WELL guess what. Im giving up, heres the song Wenn ich tanzen will from Elisabeth: das Musical with english translations, does it not make you think of what if Feysand was interesting

If you dont wanna watch the whole thing for some reason, I'd like to highlight this part

Fly!

I'll fly alone!

I alone want to accompany you through night and storm

I don't want to be accompanied anymore

Not even by you — I won't let myself be led

You're free only through me

Only through me

Only for me

For me!

For you shall make the way for me

I'm going my own way now

I've seperated myself from you — Leave me alone!

You've fallen in love with me

Because there's no freedom without me

And no one can understand you except for me!

Oh and also this part (theyre kinda singing over each other at this point)

I'm strong enough on my own!

You were only strong as long as you still thought that you were weak

I'm not calling for you!

You will call for me!

I'm not seeking you out!

You will seek me out!

I'm beginning to love my life!

Soon you will hate it!

Okay, I actually lied at the start of this post, I am gonna try to explain myself. My ideal not-boring version of Feysand that I think of when I listen to this song is like. Okay so, the structure of the story is fundamentally the same (except it takes place over a wayyyy longer timespan) with Feyre initially just kinda going about her new life as a traumatized fae and Rhysand coming to pick her up once a month, which ends up helping her because the SC manorhouse is kind of just covered in a bunch of depressing ooze rn (figuratively) and she cant really leave and Rhysand is basically giving her an excuse to hang out in a place without ooze, so its easier for her to have a good time. Rhysand is kinda awkward around her initially because hes basically like "ohhhhhh shit oh fuck, the woman that I tortured UTM as a fucked up way of coping with what Amarantha was doing to is my soulmate!!" because i really hate the fact that Rhysand apparently already knew about her and dreamt about her before she was even fae, it shouldve snapped in place for both of them during that little scene at the end of ACOTAR but Feyre has no concept of how a mating bond is supposed to feel like so shes just kinda like "huh, that felt kinda weird. anyway"

(this inexplicably got very long. like, 6 more paragraphs long. so much for me not explaining myself)

So yeah, Rhysand is hardcore struggling trying to figure out how to win her over despite all of the torture, but fortunately for him all she wants is to be left alone, so he does that, no putting her in unecessary danger and no asking insane favors of her even though theyve only been hanging out for like two weeks. Idrk how, but at some point they would start to get closer, this all happens very slowly, its a true slow-burn. And then one day Tamlin is like "I cant stand it, I need to find a way to break this bargain" so he collects a bunch of guys and he tells Feyre that theyre gonna go out and travel through all of Prythian and maybe even beyond in order to find a way to do it and itll probably take them atleast a few months. And then when Feyre says she wants to come along because this is about her after all, hes like "no, its dangerous and also, if Im gone then the Spring Court is gonna needs its Lady" and then he puts the shield around the manor because yeah, Im keeping Tamlin shitty in this one, sorry. This is about me trying to make Feysand good but trying to figure that out with Tamlin being in-character is too complicated for me rn so Im just gonna stick to the character assassination (thats something SJM probably also said while writing ACOMAF)

So yeah, like in canon, Mor gets her outta there and then Feyre starts permanently staying the night court except shes not going out on political errands because of the war with Hybern because honestly, this whole war plot is so stupid and it feels so unecessary like cmon Sarah girlie, I can tell youre not actually interested in writing politics, just stick to the romance and the healing journey. Anyway, during her stay she inadvertantly starts spending more time with Rhysand and realizing that he suffered too and that hes only human or fae or something like that, which helps her deal with her UTM trauma because she kinda thought of him as the embodiment of all her new trauma, so seeing that hes really not that and that hes just a person that she can make peace with helps her

Rhys is falling head over heels for Feyre because she just reminds him SO much of Cassian while Feyre is kinda conflicted but starting to develop some affection for him, and again, this happens over the course of many many months instead of just two. And after all that time, Feyre is starting feel pretty good and she doesnt really wanna go back to the spring court if shes totally honest with herself and then oops, Tamlin's back! He finds her and hes super worried like "oh my cauldron, feyre, my servants told me he just kidnapped you and they couldnt find a way to free you!! but Im here now and Im taking you back home dont worry" and Feyre feels guilty and shes basically like "yeahhhhh this was totally necessary, I definitely wanna go back... home, its just that he exploited this loophole in the bargain so had to stay here. Totally against my will, oh no it was so bad" and Tamlin tells her not to worry, theyve found a way to break they just need to get back to the spring court so they do that

At the Spring Court, Feyre gets to thinking. She thinks shes basically completely defeated her trauma by hanging out with Rhysand and shes like "well, my trauma was pretty much the main thing that made mine and Tamlins relationship not work, so now that my trauma is gone its gonna be all smooth sailing from here" and she just willfully ignores the fact that his way of coping with his UTM trauma was suffocating her and making it impossible to deal with her own issues and when she pointed it out to him he had a panic attack about it. Also, at this point it kinda hits her that shes been spending all this time with Tamlins enemy and feeling this affection for him that she hasnt really felt for Tamlin ever since theyve been back from UTM and their relationship started getting really bad, so now she feels very guilty and wants to rush into a marriage with him after all. Also, maybe by this point shes revovered enough to take a step back and start focusing on her surroundings again instead of just herself, and she realises that the people of the Spring Court would really need this kind of big celebration after this long time of turmoil and suffering, so maybe that plays into her decision to marry Tamlin as well idk

Meanwhile, Rhysand is back at the night court absolutely CONVINCED that Feyre is gonna come back to him even without the bargain or atleast send him a message or something, because of the mating bond and because by this point he thinks that Feyre loves him back, she just hasnt said it because Tamlin interrupted them or whatever. Yknow, because Feyre stopped throwing shoes at him and started to tolerate his presence somewhat, which are obviously the surefire signs that someone is in love with you. But anyway, Feyre never does get back to him because shes busy with her wedding and also trying very hard not think about either Rhysand or Tamlin too much so she doesnt simply run out into the forest to avoid dealing with all this bullshit

So yeah, Rhysand finds out about Feyre marrying Tamlin and he gets very upset and so he winnows to the Spring Court on the day of the wedding. Feyre has just been dressed up in this gorgeous pastel pink and green pantssuit (thats very important for the story) and now Ianthe is leaving her alone for a bit before the grand wedding ceremony. At this point Rhysand comes in and they have a confrontation thats basically just the song except in dialogue-form, remember when this post was about a song I really like, yeah me neither. During this confrontation I really want Rhysand to bring up the mating bond and kinda throw it in her face and I want Feyre to basically respond "oh, so now the guy who always preached about giving me choices and not letting others decide for me is gonna get on my case for not doing what some god wants from me, gtfo" and thats basically how it ends. Then the next book is the book where Feyre hay to make the choice between Tamlin and Rhysand because its a romance series at the end of the day, so even though I would like the last book to just be Feyre ending up single and going on her own adventures, I recognize that thats not a great ending for a romance series so

I wanna end this off by saying that I was trying to only focus on the romance for this because its easier, if I were to write my ideal acotar sequel it would look different than this even if I used the original acomaf as a base. So yeah, thats it hope you enjoyed my 7am ramblings, I have been awake for three hours already writing this

[mushed-kid]

very long post below with bad spelling

i think i mentioned that i went on a school trip to the woods right? anyways i did. and while we were there i was hanging with some people and i wanted to borrow a flashlight cuz it was getting dark and i didnt bring one myself, so i went to ask a friend. she was in a tent with a group of other people in our class, some im kinda friends with and some im more friends with. so i enter to ask if i can borrow the flashlight, right? im not sure about this but i think they were playing truth or dare or something, and when i enter my friend said something like ‘speak of the devil’ and i think it was my friend but idk who said it and i heard a couple comments like that, as if they were talking about me just now (and obvi that makes me idk self concious or just curious) so i ask what they meant or like what was up, and again idrk who said what because they spoke at the same time but they sid somethink like ‘*name of girl in my class that im kinda friends with* has a crush on you/wants to make out with you’ or something like that im not entirely sure. and me being me i roll my eyes and say ‘yeah sure as if’ or something and ask for the flashlight and im purposefully trying to ignore what they said and act like i didnt really totally catch it or something, just changing the topic. i think they were joking bcus thats such a them thing to do but idk and she didnt say anything except that she has a boyfriend (no one commented and idk so ig she does), but i think more than one person said this stuff so how did they think og it at the same time? but idk, but shes cool and pretty and im me so obviosly she doenst but it was so weird. and at first i didnt think she even liked me in general becus we were kjnda jokingly mean to wachother but my friends kept telling me she didnt dislike me and i started to see it. so were kinda friends and i dont think she has a crush on me but it was weird that they were talking about me and that stuff. so when we got home, i asked my sister (who was there with them) why they talked about me and what they said, but she couldnt remember what they talked about (and ig she could just say that to avoid telling me, but weve always told eachother everything even if we tell others we wont lol) but yeah idk why that kinda stuck with me. maybe just cause im afraid they talked about me and dont like me, or maybe i want her to like me? or something else, i dont even know. just needed to get it out

if u read all of this wow

[thisdogpaystaxes]

i need u to come forward

i am listening to peripheral vision by turnover and i'm so fucking high and i know what you are saying and i am enamored. not that you'd listen to this album idrk your music always surprises me for some reason its exciting and the cutest thing. theres only two people this could be and i feel like you also would be sweet enough to randomly check my blog some time bc i mention it a lot bc it feels good to think and i'll read it when the time is right maybe.

im going insane a lot of this feels like im the most defensive human being on earth and i need to explain a lot. YES!

the kind of high where you can just fucking eat a bagel wit nothing. not even a little toast.

i was in my bathroom just peeing and i'm like really high and i'm getting over a really big cry i had to myself in my room like i was literally N O T! okay. nothing to talk about i just had a rly cute hypochondriac moment and freaked out xD this edible is fucking freaking me out. so like you know whatim feelingdude. the downplay is placed above this and im so sorry it took so long for you to get to the point, but im allowing myself to organize my thoughts so this will be direct at one point and wait i should test this. but also i need to THINK because im high and this is my diary and i want to think and im okay with people seeing what i think bc quite frankly i am always always thinking and working through shit and i understand people in weird ways.

back to the thing that u did.

i was pissing and i looked in my shower. so PINK. but it wasnt.. two days prior. flashback to my first shower when i got home from san diego and i was like, "shit this shower is not real." i was also high. maybe i am fucking insane. no i'm not no no no. lets talk. talk to me!!!!!

all of my bottles were slightly different. and the water felt different. i had an exquisite shower. and i didn't wash the pink off until after i shaved and exfoliated and washed my face and sighed and thought about why life is pain. i realized the shower was getting a little pinker and i ignored it. and duringthepart when i was fucking grabbing my shampoo, i noticed the shampoo i always keep in the corner because i only use it to wash my bangs and i did the day i left only. S showered after me and cleaned my bathroom once but it all got fucked because we had a party and got drunk and had a 9/11 in there so it was all cleaned while being an ineberiated vessel. L also is at my place a lot and she likes to clean.

so come forward. that is the fucking most beautiful thing and i literally can't explain to you how insane that is and i love you. but also if there was maybe someone in my apartment bc i actually had left a door open or someone did and i didnt notice? this is deflection i need to shut UP THATS FOR LATER FOR YOU

why did you rearrange all of my bottles when you knew iwouldn't see. i had a fucking social battery 9/11 that i needed to recover from like i needed to shower. you know i like being alone and that the shower is intimate. IT WAS HIDDDDDEEN.

it was really cute and i love you and i need to know who you are. like i cried my eyes out. it meant the world to me to see that. because its such a big message to do that to someone, and you know i personally wouldn't mind that in my shower. you know you're so fucking welcome to do that and theres ONLY TWO OF YOUS!!!!!

if it was anyone else i would probably sleep in a pool of vomit for a week

i dont know how to ask because i know this is a code thing but also im getting a little less high and im going to second guess this, but thats like intimate??? im not crazy. also if for some reason you both said yes id get violent......

i need to eat my sweet treat and watch degrassi, and you know i love you because im spending my. valuable alone time, before watching degrassi, to just decipher who it is because it was just gorgeous. am i crazy for being moved right now......... or do u get me. like u get it. i need to eat this croissant. idk how to ask this ill figure it out i need to digest my existence more. thanks that was cute like literally the e basis is like you cleaned my bathroom but like no you organized it like you would and that's cute i love seeing that i like that

[rat-that-writes]

Engineer Mark Having a Huge Crush on the Captain | Hcs

a/n: me and @softladyhours are going feral for engineer mark in the dms rn so here have some weird ass ramblings idrk what this is but take it. also i hc that the ship has beds for some of the crew like mark and the captain and others thats why theres a bed in here

tw: swearing

so this boy. he is so so silly right

he likes you so much but he doesn’t wanna tell you because 1. you’re his captain, and 2. if you reject him he would be so sad

he gets butterflies whenever you tell him he did a good job around the ship

almost every single crew mate has endured his bragging about you telling him he’s your favourite engineer

celci Hates It

gunther and burt think it’s funny how obvious he’s being about his crush on you but how he’ll deny it when asked

“what do you mean???? of COURSE i dont have a crush on the captain. that would be unprofessional” proceeds to stare at you all day, grin like a maniac when you say good morning to him, follow you around like a lost puppy, etc

eventually he accepts his more-than-platonic fondness for you

but that just makes him more nervous around you

he doesn’t want to accidentally let it slip that he’s been pining for you for weeks but his heart begs him to scream it to the world, while his brain tells him to shut the fuck up

one valentine’s day you got him a card and he had to try SO hard to not combust right then and there

ever since that day he held on to a little bit of hope that you liked him back

and that little flame of hope slowly grew over time as he caught you staring at him sometimes, or your eyes lingering on his lips for a little too long during conversation

so he starts to think of ways to ask you out

but every time he tries to, there’s an emergency on the ship or he gets too scared and chickens out

“captain would you… uhh…. maybe wanna… um… uhh… ahh um i think… i gotta go”

which leaves you quite confused

so you go to his quarters one day to ask him why he keeps getting so nervous around you and asking weird questions like that

and he is just. 🫠

because oh god now i HAVE to tell them

you jokingly ask “you don’t have a crush on me, do ya?”

but he just freezes

and you’re like oh. he does

so you smile at him, and stand right in front of him and put your arms around his neck

and he almost fucking collapses

you giggle a little, he laughs nervously

and you give him a kiss on the cheek, and leave his room to get back to work

he is stunned and unable to move for 10 minutes after this, just staring at the open door you just walked out of and touching his cheek where you kissed it

then a huge smile graces his adorable face and he picks up a pillow from his bed and SQUEALS into it while jumping up and down

them celci walks in and is just “mark what the fuck” but he doesn’t care because CAPTAIN KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK !!!!! AHHHHH

[wheredafandomat]

hello there!!!

i feel shy talking abt this lol and idrk if ur offer still stands but im just gonna write this down..

idrk if ive had an orgasm since idont rlly technically know what to do..? touching myself doesnt really do anything to me--and yes im sure im stimulating my cl*t already :(( so anw lol i just squeeze my legs together until i feel some kind of good feeling down there and there's like a rubber band that snaps that makes me feel slightly good.......

and can ijust randomly type/"confess"/"vent" something down here but sometimes when i watch porn to get off, i get a little distracted bc i feel a little sad abt myself bci get so jealous of all those women w nice bodies and their big tits 😭😭 and i absolutely know that i shouldnt even use porn as a basis of any sex-related thing but aaaaaaa yekxuwkxgwkxg i hate my body it sucks ....... ok im done pls forgive me for the unsolicited rant/vent and a little thank u bc ive had space to write this down on

THIS MESSAGE IS SO LONG IMSORRY JUST DONT MIND THIS IF U DONT FEEL LIKE POSTING 😭😭

Thank you for sharing!!!

I’m definitely not a sex expert but have you ever tried stimulating any other endogenous zones like the breasts? Sometimes the clit alone isn’t enough. You’ve literally got a whole body to explore so explore itttt 😁😁 try adding some nipple play to solo time and see how you go.

As for porn, yes loads of those women look great with their bleached assholes but who has time for that 😂 they get paid to sell you this fakery. I think erotica (LOKI SMUT) is so much better because it also stimulates your mind and even puts you in the story sometimes. It transports you. Porn is so damaging most of the time! Smut writers should be paid instead!

ALSO, loadsss of women look like the porn ones now getting bbls etc, it’s really about what’s underneath and I know how cheesy that sounds and I used to think fuck that I want someone to be attracted to me as soon as they see me but the older I get the more I realise how true it is. Anyone of substance wants someone with substance. There’s only so much huge tits can do 🤣 you can’t bring huge tits home with you to have an intellectual discussion with your mother.

What to take from this:

YOURE A FUCKING MAGICAL DIVINE BEING WHOS AMAZING!!

Explore what works for you - incorporate nipple play babes then report back 😂😂

Always feel free to message me or literally vent in my asks anonymously

Hope this helped a little 💓💓💓💓😘😘

[l393ndjean]

ooo! tysm for the tag!

happy endings or sad endings - happy, but angst in between pls

full moon or crescent moon - full moon so i can charge my crystals

sushi or burgers - .......both?

listening or talking - both, but only if what you’re saying’s interesting otherwise stfu

summer or winter - summer! Too bloody cold here. Was minus four degrees this mornin

sea or mountains - sea. Man i miss when i lived across the street from the beach. Mountains are pretty and all, but...

apartment or own house - house. I own way too much random shit for an apartment. also ya dude needs a tree platform to read wattpad fics in (Don’t ask, lol)

autumn or spring - spring’s nice, but I am allergic to a whole shit tonne of flowers. Autumn is beautiful here, but it’s so coooooollllllldddd so idrk

loud music or quiet music - loud... loud LOUD!!!!

morning or evening - evening. Who willingly gets up before two pm anyway??

sun or moon - moon. like at least you can actually look at the moon, unlike someone else who tries to blind people!!!

regrets or no regrets- idk

big city or small town - city pls. Can’t wait to break away from this shitty village!

walk or car ride - walk, car makes me dizzy.

day or night - day.

love at first sight or slowly falling in love - i agree with Leo, slowly falling in love

showers or baths - shower, after our childhood “Bath” a shower is a luxury. (Don’t ask about this one either.)

coke or pepsi - the taste pretty similar but pepsi max is a little better

cats or dogs - i’m kinda terrified of dogs

hot or cold - ...obviously cold...

gold or silver - silver. dunno why. just silver

texting or calling - text, unless you’ve got a shit ton to say

clowns or no clowns - uh idk

sunny or rainy - sunny. rains’ too cold. and my hair goes all frizzy

long fics or ficlets - long fics. I love ficlets, but i always want a continuation so..

white or black - black. I’m emo ok, leave me alone bitch

rivers or lakes - well considering i’ve spent a fair portion of my summers swinging off a rope into a river, I have to go with river

sunset or sunrise - sunset. you shouldn’t be awake when the sun rises man

movie or series - series, then you can watch just your favourie part over again. there’s also more opportunity for plot building imo

dark or light - dark. Still an emo k peeps

pizza or pasta - pizza. We eat pasta all the time at home.

classics or fanfic - fanfic all the way my dudes

piercings or no piercings - like ears and nose is all i’d be able to tolerate, but you do you peeps

bright or pastel - bright colous, as long as it ain’t loud in the background, then it’s all a little overwhelming 

yes or no - no <3

tagging: @cultofsheep @dont-open-dead-inside-25 @dungeons-are-too-cold @dictionarydyke​ oml idk how you tag people. Please join in if you want to, i’ll start tagging you in stuff after then

I love doing these (x)

tagged by the lovely @queereldritch

happy endings or sad endings —> happy endings

full moon or crescent moon —> full moon

sushi rolls or burgers —> sushi

listening or talking —> listening, but I also talk a lot when it comes to people I’m comfortable with being around

summer or winter —> winter

the sea or the mountains —> mountains

apartment or own house —> own house

autumn or spring —> autumn

loud music or quiet music —> loud music

morning or evening —> evening

sun or moon —> moon

regrets or no regrets —> no regrets

big city or small town —> can I say both? depending on the circumstances

walk or car ride —> car ride

day or night —> night

love at first sight or slowly falling in love —> slowly falling in love

showers or baths —> baths

cola or pepsi —> cola

cats or dogs —> dogs (but I’m also a proud cat mom)

heat or cold —> cold

gold or silver —> gold

texting or calling —> texting

clowns or no clowns —> clowns (if you know, you know😉)

sunny or rainy —> rainy

long fics or ficlets —> long fics

white or black —> black

rivers or lakes —> lakes

sunsets or sunrises —> sunsets

movie or series —> this is hard because there’re so many shows that I’m addicted to but I guess movies, overall

dark or light —> dark

pizza or pasta —> pizza

classics or fanfiction —> depends. but I’ve certainly read fanfictions that are better than some classic literature

piercings or no piercings —> either is fine with me

bright or pastel —> pastel

yes or no —> depends

tagging beautiful people; @josephfakingquinn @josephandjamie @jcbbby @trekkitkat @sullxo @johnsimms @can-of-pringles @ohfallingdisco @foodiewithdahoodie @elhaspowers @vecnathegreat @creelsclocks @jensomniac @nebulousfishgills @thelostsisters @onesmainbitch (don’t feel pressured to do this if you were tagged, these are just for fun) everybody is welcome to join

[sojutrait]

check in tag!

thanks  @sublimesims and @acuar-io for the tag!

Why did you choose your url?

i have no idea really sojutrait just rolled off the tongue and i went why not

How long have you been on tumblr?

i’ve technically had a tumblr blog since like middle school, but this is the first one ive been really active on since 2020

Do you have a queue tag?

nah

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

originally just to rb cc for my friends lmao

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i randomly got the idea to make my pfp the heir each gen so yeh

Why did you choose your header?

i dont have one womp

What’s your post with the most notes?

ollie’s yearbook post my magnum opus

How many mutuals do you have?

idrk i think alot skdjkdf

How many followers do you have?

3,219 mwah love u all

How many people do you follow?

332

Have you ever made a shitpost?

at least once a day 😭😭

How often do you use tumblr each day?

not that often actually skjdk just to answer asks and scroll on the dashboard for a bit after queuing posts

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

non-anon argument, nah

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

like those guilt-tripping ones? those are weird lmao

Do you like tag games?

yup! im just horrible at doing them on a timely manner  😭🥴🥴

Do you like ask games?

yeah!

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

so many omg i wont tag to spare yall from seeing me be cringe on main but im starstruck by a lot of yall ✋

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah

i’m late as usual dfkfj but if u see this i tag you! 👁

[heeseungismymanz]

𝑀𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓎

Synopsis: You and heeseung have been dating for about 3 months now. You both were the most popular people on the entire campus. It was all fine until you two got in a fight because of his ex. But now you have to go your own 𝒲𝒶𝓎.

Mentioning: All of enhypen (heeseungs friendgroup), yunjin lsfm (y/n bestie), yunah illit (heeseungs sister and your bestie), karina aespa (y/n bestie), keeho p1h (y/n ex), yeji itzy ( heeseungs ex ),more..

°•More under cut•°

Pairing: Popular bf!Heeseung x Popular gf!Fem Reader

Taglist: @mitmit01 @mimisxs

Trops:

BOLD = CANT BE TAGGED

Warnings: Cursing,Fighting,love language is pt so will hug,cuddle alot,nothing much,idrk!

SFW MINORS ALLOWED!!

Whats wrong with me? Im the schools most popular girl. Known for being pretty, smart, funny, outgoing, always going to parties, for sports (volleyball), having the perfect boyfriend, and being perfect overall. But now you are known for a fight with Heeseung's ex. Hwang Yeji. The SECOND most perfect girl in town. But now shes the first all because of a fight? Heres how it started.

You went to jakes party even tho you werent gonna and werent allowed to. Heeseung was there. You were there. And Yeji was there. The trio that was known for DRAMA in the past year. And oh dear, it was because of Yeji. Last year you got in a fight with her and it was not that bad but oh boy did you not know she was coming for you again. Yeji walks up to you and Heeseung and touches his arm rubbing his biceps. "Hee i missed you!" She says in the most annoying tone you swear you have ever heard in your 20 years of life. "Oh, uhm can you like not touch me?" Heeseung says clearly uncomfortable. "But baby our love language is Physical Touch." She says still touching his biceps. "Yeah sure. But who is we? And not with you it's not." Heeseung replies back trying to get her off him. At that point you were pissed off and almost wanted to punch her. But perfect you not wanting to ruin your reputation you didn't and because you were simply too nice. Annoyed enough you left to see if your friends were there. (even tho they said they wouldn't be there they were?)

When you went to your friends you guys were having THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. I mean like, getting drunk without a worry, dancing around, and just talking having fun in general. Soon you hear "YEJI WHAT THE FUCK!" From Heeseung's side of the room. It was Yeji. Again. But this time she was with Heeseung, touching his abs and chest. You look down to see his shirt was ripped off with nail marks on it. You looked at Yeji's nails. Long, almond shaped nails. Before beating the shit out of Yeji you were told to wait for Yunjin to pull out her camera... You in fact DID NOT wait. You punch her in the stomach repeatedly. Yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Until Yeji kicks your legs first to make you weak not being able to walk. Leaving you injured with Heeseung left shock she left the party.

You check online and there were MULTIPLE videos about the fight. But they werent praising you this time. It was all "Yeji is so strong to a girl who arm curls 80 pounds." "Haha! Im so mad i missed the fight." "Losing to the SECOND most popular? Nah she IS the most popular." Your friends try to cheer you up by taking you to a dog cafe.

"Whats wrong with me!" you ask while rubbing your legs from pain. "Ynnie, its not your fault." Wonyoung replies. "Yeah, really yn. Yeji is a fucking pain in the ass. She deserved that fucking kick in the ass." Karina adds on. "Wait like YEJI YEJI. Like Hwang Yeji? My brothers ex?" Yunah also adds. "I dont wanna talk about it." You say while eating.

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AN: Ahhh! Im back. (You did NOT miss me lol) A filler but somehow a lil bit long. Yet again my school is falling apart :/ (whats new tho?) And ive been playing in my schools volleyball league so i have NO free time whatsoever. But I hope your enjoying my "lil" ff series!

[keiruvieg]

so i watched ep.24 of jjk and let me just say i had no idea who choso was and now i cant stop thinking about him. could you write hc's for him? thanks!

red moon

random Choso headcanons!!

a/n: i've been waiting for this😩😩 HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THE ANIME LIKE SIR? i didn’t put any manga spoilers either and just put in some hcs i could think of. this is so random i didnt classify it also so umm yeah

-uhh hcs with a lil bit of scenarios ig

warning: there’s some grammatical errors please forgive me for that

word count: 976

First of- his voice I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THAT DEEP- but his morning voice just hits different darling,imagine a deep but also rough voice? And the way he calls you in the morning to😩 it'd be so deep darling.

"Goodmorning bub" his voice resonates the room. It feels so good waking up to this guy "Goodmorning Cho" u smiled at him. He gets up out of the bed while rubbing his eyes. You just looked at him with so much admiration. " How was your sleep?" He asked you while rubbing his chest through his shirt."'twas good" you smiled at him which he gladly returned to you

heart eyes

He smells good tho!!!!! Like idc if he's a death painting or someone who come out of the curse womb but he smells really good!! Idrk how to describe it but yall know that musky smells with the hint of chocolates in it-i cant help but imagine he smells like tht

He likes bLACK COFFEE I DONT MAKE THE RULES-you always make sure to prepare him some too specially when he's really tired.

"Cho! Welcome back" your voice really reached him once he entered your shared apartment. He smiles really gently at you. "Im back darling" he says walking directly to you-towards your livingroom in which you make sure was clean and you really made sure that he got his coffee the moment he comes back. "Darling?" He called out to you "Hmm?" " Thank you" he directly said once he heard you hum in which confused you but at the same time warmed your heart. The two of you just bathe in each other's warmth in which a routine for the both of you whenever he gets home.

You!! Make!! Sure!! You!! Do!! His!! Hair!! Everytime!! If it aint you- he doesnt want it. Just the way your gentle hands brush on his hair with much caution not to hurt his scalp just make him melts so much he loves it

He loves your clips, he just find it amusing

He probably cracks his fingers and neck a lot bitch tht so hot

he! HAS!! DEFINED!! ABS!!

sad to say he always wins at uno games, he's really good with chess too!!

Man's really smart- being the oldest must've been hard to him because he needs to make decision not only for himself but also for his siblings to looked up too

Lovesss pet names!!!

He once heard it when he was prob roaming around

Now he calls you darling,bub,honey,baby.

Really good at deep talks too

He probably viewed alot from his 150 years of existence and just like to talk abt it i thought its really cute

Really reallyyyy protective

This man doesnt like to yell at all

Lots and Lots of patience

(being the older sibling kinda gives him that)

His sleeping position varies from him looking like a dead person to him facing a side to him having his arm in his eyes while rubbing his stomach and lastly to him laying on his stomach

He either wakes up early or late, no in between

Really really caring (prob an older brother intuition)

Loves chocolates!!

There was this time you made him chocolate milkshakes and he fucking loves it,now he ask for that everytime

As much as he loves coffee- he cant say no to hot chocolate either

I feel like this guy knows how to bake🤩

He once wear a gray sweatpants and a plain tshirt with his hair down aND YOU CANT HELP BUT STARE AT HIM THAT TIME AND HE JUST LOOKS BACK AT YOU AND YOU GUYS JUST GO ON WITH A STARING CONTEST

His hands are really big, but at the same time really rough

But this guy gives me gentle vibes

Swears alot!!

Prob just some basic fuck,shit,damn it when something doesnt go his way. AND HE ALWAYS SAY THAT WITH A LOW VOICE

You once offer him a tongue piercing- and he just looks at you bewildered

HIS LAUGH IS SO SOFT YET SO FUCKING LOW ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

This man knows how to paint nails too!!

You prob ask him if he wants to cut his hair and he was like sure ill do it but you felt guilty abt his long hair so you'll just be like no❤️

This man is so mature to the point you cant even argue with him anymore

He prob likes to read at some point when he isnt doing anything

He doesnt like swimming at all he just doesnt find it fun

Kinda seeing him liking alcohol too

when..u..ask..questions..he..raises..his..one.. eyebrow..or..he..hums...

Dandelions by Ruth b. kinda gives me relationship vibes with him because he’s so caring and that song suits him so well

He’s a decent cleaner also, expect him to have your apartment//house clean

love language will always be physical affection and reassurements!!

he’s a really good friend too!!

he’ll probably be the one to know all your problems first soo yeah

this guy is a good listener too

he probably hums or sing you to sleep

just imagine a very low voice singing to you

movie nights with him are the best!!

he likes fries alot too

like any typa fries that any fast food can offer

ketchup? ketchup

you gave him a ketchup tshirt one time

he wears it whenever he’s home now

i feel like he like fall the most( the season ok)

and summer too( the type to just chill around and not swim yeah that)

overall this guy will probably the most sweetest person you can think of-the bestest of best friends-most reliable person-most hottest person too-this guy fits the brother//boyfriend//husband//friend type alot so yeah he the best i love him

[hellodean-sam]

heyyy guuuuys... i’ve been gone... for a.. very very long time (so long that my last few notifs were from p*rnbots)... and i wish this post was to say “im back let’s gooo!!!” unfortunately, it’s not. i dont want to deactivate this account, but i am starting a new, super unrelated and different one. i haven’t been replying to messages nor answering asks and mentions. i know i don’t owe anyone explanations, but might as well, eh?

i got a bit busy during 2020, and after supernatural ended, i just didnt have any other content to hang on to, you know? i dont read anymore, so fanfiction (no matter how scrumptious) is just out of the question. spn and the fandom would always have a place in my tiny heart (and on my twt newsfeed) but yeah.

besides that, i gained a few new hobbies, and ive started watching other genres (by that i mean anime. i started watching anime, which i swore never to do) then im starting to pick up reading again (by that i mean manga. im a changed person yes).

so i... i made a new blog last month dedicated to that. i didnt want to do it on here since a lot of my followers and my mutuals are either hp or spn accounts.

ok that’s all. idrk how else to say all that or if i even needed to hahaha. i miss u guys so much. i dont really have contacts to share, and im still a bit shy of my new blog so im not gonna post it here, but you can ask me personally, or still continue to send me messages on here! or asks. idr which ones give me email notifs. oh or instagram, since some of u got to follow me before. okie that’s all, love u guys.

[jovoy]

do u have a list of ur favorite perfumes? i’m interested in getting into perfume and i always really enjoy reading what u have to say ab them!!

well you asked for it LOL this is probably going to be long i have a definitive top 3 i think but beyond that its like trying to choose a favorite child. im still p new to this thoigh ive only been collecting for 3-4 months so this list is obv subject to change at some point

absolute top1 favorite all time is princess by kilian. its like being hugged literally and everyone ive ever talked to loves it its photorealistic marshmallow with matcha and ginger.. so sweet but not too sweet with a hint of spiciness and so much depth and warmth i wish it was colder where i lived so i could wear it all the time!! if it really is being discontinued i will drop dead along with it and i have a 100 ml backup just in case. if you are going to try any of these this is the one

2nd fav is very new to me and im still waiting for my full bottle to come in the mail but its sci fi by ellis brooklyn..this is truly a masterpiece. its so intensely orange with green tea but its also a beautiful creamy vanilla its sort of like two ppl who are enemies but also lovers idk is that too esoteric of a description LOL but it is really beautiful it reminds me of a creamsicle. the perfect mix between a gourmand and a fresh fragrance imo

3rd right now is carolina herrera good girl supreme. listen i like the original good girl ok but this absolutely blows it out of the water. its got the rich creaminess and warmth of the original with the vanilla and tonka but there is a very prevalent red berry note that gives it some life and fun and i am not a sexy person but this perfume is so sensual and sexy it makes me feel like i am a goddess or something. lasting power is also absolutely insane it easily lasts 10+ hours. its literally so good

from there idrk the ranking but i will tell you some of my other favorites!! my top 3 are kind of heavily gourmand leaning but i really enjoy freshies as well so here are some others. this is basically every perfume i own cuz i typically have only bought stuff i absolutely love

etat libre d’orange you or someone like you is so GOOD its so green and fresh and summery and beautiful. very unisex which i dont go for usually but still so amazing. its like drinking a mojito on a sunny day with your friends its very minty but not peppermint its fresh green mint that you get muddled into a cocktail. the best eldo fragrance in my opinion

this is way different than what i usually go for but also l’interdit eau de TOILETTE by givenchy is amazing. specifically the eau de toilette cuz the parfum is way too strong for me personally but the edt is a beautiful floral tuberose fragrance that’s light and smells like delicious juicy grape candy and its lasting power is crazy. its like a spring day and i want to try l’interdit rouge as well i think i would love that cuz this is fantastic

and then of course angels share by kilian is the most incredible cinnamon apple pie fragrance i have ever come across not that theres a lot of fragrances that smell like apple pie lol…spicy and warm and still a little fresh somehow its so good. so so good bht its very expensive

for a cheapie i recommend lush twilight body spray which is to die for its warm tonka bean with lavender and its like being held by a loved one or something. so good i usually hate lavender but at this point i think id love anything with tonka in it i think its my favorite note LOL. has great lasting power for just being a body spray as well

also i wont elaborate on these cuz this is fucking long but jasmine perle de thé by fragonard is basiclaly the perfect jasmine tea and philosykos by diptyque is green fig goodness but splurge and get the edp not the edp cuz i have the edt and it does not last worth a damn unfortunately. ok thats it im sorry this is long idk how or if i can do a read more on mobile 💃🏻