#donk answer

[aroaceamyrosearchive]

tell me about the headcanons u have for ur favorite sonic characters pls !!! (if u want)

okay okay i finally have the brain to answer another headcanon post. so!

-knuckles loves and protects the chao on angel island with his LIFE. he named every single one of them even though there are a LOT and he remembers all their favorite fruits and stuff and he just. cares them sm 💚

-kinda stole this one from @maltdown but it stuck in my head so: amy has sooo many hobbies and she always wants to learn new types of arts and crafts and new instruments and stuff but there isnt NEARLY enough time in the day to do all she wants to do. she does get overwhelmed by this btw. (she just like me fr-)

-amy always shows a good face around people and doesn't like showing her faults but oh my god. the executive dysfuncction on this girl. also she's bipolar so she can sometimes just. shut down for a week. or go manic and end up overwhelming herself, or spending too much time doing something she shouldn't be doing, or spending way too much money. she'll only show this side to sonic or knuckles because she knows she can trust them to help her keep the image she wants to keep around others.

-she made friendship bracelets for everyone btw. she enjoys making bracelets so much that this isnt something she keeps special for just her best friends. she makes bracelets for anyone she thinks had an effect of some sort on her in life and she makes matching ones for herself. she ends up with basically a whole sleeve of bracelets, each one different to remind her of the person it represents. she doesnt always wear them but she makes sure to on special occasions

-sonic once tried on shadow's shoes and he HATED it. whats the point if you cant feel the ground underneath your feet. whats the point if you dont constantly move your legs really fast. sonic doesn't want to GLIDE he wants to RUN

-sonic is faster than shadow btw. if you even care

-back to amy's bracelets. she gave one to eggman btw. it has a bead with an angry emoji on it

-amy loooves playing animal crossing. she invites all her friends to her island. sonic doesn't play the game nornally so she had him make a character on her switch and build a house on her island. she likes to leave him gifts even tho he's probs not gonna play again any time soon

-sonic loves reading and fantasy action is his favorite. he loves all the ways that people can create worlds and interpret worlds to their own needs and stories

-sonic's favorite flowers are dandelions (i am NOT projecting) because they're strong and they carry with the wind...

-amy will purposefully leave many dandelions to grow in her garden for him even though she likes to have a variety of different flowers there

-i am so normal about the fact that amy cares about sonic so much okay. yes she may be aroace but he means so much to her. i will sob

-amy's favorite colors are pink and red because of their associations with love, but she's also big on yellow and green

-sonic is really into how to train your dragon. he got tails into it to. something about being different and finding a friend thats different, yknow

-sonic and amy are so genderqueer okay. sonic got top surgery, amy's on puberty blockers, and they are best friends. they mean so much to me

-amy wasn't super into pokemon before but tails showed her tinkaton. she started a party just full of them and called her her little minions. shes hungry for power (but also she loves every single one of them with all her heart)

-amy's favorite drink is raspberry tea!!!!!!!!!! raspberries are her favorite fruit in general

-sonic's more of an orange guy. he will chug orange juice WITH pulp and you CANT STOP HIM

-tails isnt big on fruit tho

-knuckles LOVES fruit except for grapefruit. fuck grapefruit

-tails is an avid tooth brusher. he will brush his teeth THREE times a day. he also makes sure sonic brushes at least twice

-sure sonic is the older one and he raised tails but sonic isnt the best at taking care of himself. they both kinda force each other to do self care stuff all the time

[mageofcolors]

a screenshot redraw of this maybe?

also have a couple other sonic doodles

[sonicraft]

I feel like Blaze would have Fire Resistans on her at all times

blaze would be the reason they got the origins mod on the server so that she could be a blaze origin because they all thought it was too perfect so now she has eternal fire immunity

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

Skulduggery with bird like vision where he specifically can't see glass and bangs into it all the time

lmao yeah i support this. bones against glass would make a fun noise i think. also if we take like. pigeons as an example, can he see ultraviolet light. or is he just really bad at seeing glass. absolutely no perks, not actually bird-related, he just fucking hates glass.

[getosugurusbangs]

bonking you on the head wit one of these

aw yeahhhh

[air-rising]

[venisontransmission]

Are you polyamorous?

"What did you just call me?"

[batllethinker]

you didn't know?? it's like the unofficial but commonly accepted reason why she and Beth broke up (tho maybe you didn't know that either? they've never said it clearly)

I'm very bad at keeping up and I did find out that they dated and broke up and like last week, but yeah, I didn't know that she transferred 😅

[hardtchill]

I’m of the opinion Vic should start in midfield over Daan. What I want to see is Brugts starting over Lieke, Casparij at RB or RWB, Wilms as LB or LWB and Vic in midfield, just like she does at Arsenal. Vic and Viv will find their partnership at Arsenal and I think it could be really good. I do think Daan is past her prime. She’s still good, don’t get me wrong, but at this moment Vic is better in that position. I wouldn’t drop her from the squad, but I would start Vic over her in the 10. That’s just my opinion. You still need players like her for leadership, but I’m also not sure for how much longer she will continue and I want someone taking over her role before that. Again, that’s only my opinion and it probably won’t even happen.

Watch the all access video. Those few moments of Daan tells you why she needs to be a starter still.

I don't call her the American the Americans wished they had for no reason. She literally has the ferociousness and fight that the Americans used to scare the crap out of everyone until 2020.

Viv could just replace Roord in your preferred line up, she is playing like crap anyway.

[wistereia]

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I AM NOT IGNORING THIS I STG I SAVED IT AS A DRAFT AND THOUGHT I POSTED IT >: ) here she be!!

These are Wisteria's / Othniel's collective vibes >: ) although both are clearly keen on either one or the other (I'm sure they compromise somehow)

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Me fighting ur favs for your attention

LMAO THEY GOT DUNKED ON JDJDJ84RFIJJIFJIJIIJ4FJJFRJIFIJIRJIIJVJIJRIJIIRVJIJIVRJ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

100/10 bringing food to watch this masterpiece 👌

[aroaceamyrosearchive]

they do sell chili dogs at Walgreens if you look hard enough trust me

please tell me where to find it i need chili dogs

[mageofcolors]

hey! whats your thoughts on e123 omega?

hmm i admit idk THAT much about omega but i think it's very cool how like. he has such confidence in himself. he knows he was built for greater things (such as murder) and he won't let anyone stop him!!!!!!

[coffee-at-annies]

The Isles getting Horvat could push the Pens to finally do something huh?

The pens are almost certainly doing something as we speak. I wouldn’t be surprised if GMRH has been working on a trade or several for a while. They likely have people they have their eye on and people they’re talking to. He’s almost certainly up to something but he’s not going to say what and the beat reporters have admitted they no longer have the access they once did so there’s not even rumors for them to speculate on.

Trades can’t be made overnight. Logistically they’ve gotta m a nightmare. On the Pens end of things, where do they have the cap space for a new boy? Do they even have worthwhile prospects to give up? Do they instead sell off all of their draft picks in a panic to shore up a team that everyone thinks is going to lose in the first round again, if we even make it to the playoffs (we’re making it to the playoffs).

So. Let’s look at the logistics. If we’re gonna armchair gm let’s do it right. Money in money out. We know pens don’t have cap space for a new player without sending someone back, maybe 2 people. Who do we trade? Petry would make the most sense with the second highest cap hit on our team at 6.5 mil and 3 years left in his contract. We can’t. He’s got a modified no trade clause (m-ntc) and a 15-team no trade list. Should we trade Dumo the way people have been calling for for months? He’s in the last year of his contract and costs 4.1 mil so it makes sense. We could probably get someone good for that money and if he doesn’t bounce back he’s gone from his new team in free agency. Except, oh yeah, he also has a m-ntc and a 10-team no trade list. Goodbye Arizona and dreams of Chych (presumably). That is, of course, if Arizona wanted to take him off our hands, which he’s played some of his worst hockey this season, I wouldn’t put it past teams to straight up not be interested. Back to the drawing board, who do we trade? Do we move our defensive futures in POJ or Ty Smith? Do we trade our cheap 7th D in Frieds and Chad? Rutta is cheap, on ltir, and here for 3 years so there’s no point in speculating about him. Petterson gets a pass bc he has 3 years left and is our best D. Tanger can’t be traded.

It doesn’t look good about trading a defenseman so let’s look to forwards instead. Everyone who has been complaining about Dumo is also talking about Big Jeff Carter, but oh look, another no movement clause, this one a full no movement. He’s not going anywhere unless he decides to and at that point he might as well retire instead. Next on the list of names people like to bring up is Kappy, but he’s currently injured. The main question is has he improved enough that other teams want him? That’s for the GMs of other teams to decide. We can’t sell what other people aren’t buying. Heino? He’s making league minimum, so you could throw him into a package but he’s not freeing up enough cap space on his own. Same with DOC and Poehling. Brockstar is on a cold streak but he’s 2.75 mil, signed for another three years, and versatile enough to play on any line. I think he’s worth keeping. I guess there’s Teddy. Third line has looked bad and moving him up didn’t fix it. There was at least 3 separate scoring chances last game that should have gone in for them and didn’t. Teddy’s only 2.2 mil and in need of a new contract so he’s definitely movable, but he’s also 80% of our penalty kill. We traded off ZAR and Simon last year because they were extraneous defensive forwards who couldn’t score and then we spent the month after the trade deadline unable to keep the puck out of the back of our net. I’m currently living in fear that he’s trade bait and hoping and praying that I’m wrong.

Trade a goalie you say? Desm*th may suck but he’s cheap. Where else are we going to get a league average backup goalie for 1.8 mil. And yes Desm*th is league average he’s maybe a little worse at goals expected but for what we’re paying him we are getting our money’s worth. Keep Dusty up and trade him you say? Well Dusty is cheaper and one of the best goalies in the AHL but that would require us to trust Dusty enough to let him start and for him to do good enough to earn the spot. That isn’t going to happen unless Desm*th gets injured again and with our injury luck on goalies going into the post season these last couple years, I’d rather we have depth at goal than selling off parts we don’t think we need for little return. I don’t like Desm*th but unless he gets a lot worse, he’s not going anywhere.

So that’s my main problem, but not the only one. What return do we get? Who is on the market? Who can magically fix everything wrong with the pens and is cheap enough to fit under the cap. You, me, and everyone on social media want Hexy to make a move. I’m certain he’s working on it. What move is he making? Who are we giving up? Who are we getting back? Are we selling just sell? Are we buying just to buy. I don’t think this team as it currently is makes it out of the first round of the playoffs. However I’ve seen trades for the sake of trades and we moved Hagelin for no reason and did not get noticeably better. Trades for the sake of trades can sometimes work out but most of the time they don’t. GMRH knows what he’s doing and keeps his cards close to his chest. He’ll make a move when he’s good and ready, and not a minute sooner.

[some-donkus-named-iode]

Beep boop, I eat bottle caps when my reflection isn’t looking

My fellow entity in containment, what the fuck--

I will say, i don't know you, but you caught me at an opportune moment of being half awake and delirious,. So this all sent me positively spiraling

[lousiee]

ive found out that marshmallow root tea will like ,, prolong the effects of my ocd meds so i dont have 2 take another one at night