#dongtopus

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

im so sorry brother but your boy missed that inkwell

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO UNSEE NOW

RETURN ME TO A SIMPLER ERA WHERE I DIDN'T KNOWWWWW

it's fine it's ok they just spent the whole night writing music it's fine it's fine

[swampgallows]

I am reminded that the something need doing & pizza, pasta dittys were the first posts I remember seeing from you way back when there was the massive WoW community here.

dittyits were a fun lil era. i miss it! i miss that big wow community too. maybe we'll see a bump once war within comes out!

[evilblot]

I assign you Chameleon. I am aware of your prescence but cannot detect you. I beleive you to be there in the dark and you show yourself only when it is nessecary.

THE ultimate elusion/sneak build creechur? With a prehensile tail, horns and fucked up anatomy?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY<3c

[dongtopus]

Mutuals, friends, secret lovers unknown to both parties.

I am now Mr Dongtopus Homeowner.

The Dongers Household will be shifting locales within the coing weeks, and that means that I will be able to return to working on C&S properly, without the worries of a landlord selling my living space.

Please. Look forward to newly polished chapters of The Corpse & The spider, as well as new chapters to come. I'm so very excited to get back to working on it. My plan is to have the first arc finished and polished to a good state before we move onto the second story.

If you do not have a clue what I am talking about, but are interested, you can begin the story Here.

I am always open to feedback, questions etc.

Many spooking thanks, my loyal scubscebbers

[taonpest]

Avendal my babygworl..................

(Avendal belongs to @dongtopus)

[ex35life]

I was tagged by @danizinhaut, so I'll play along!

Make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite

@dootznbootz @saiyanmazen @strawberryblondie-locks @dongtopus @gokustits

[kainissoable]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out - The Corpse and the Spider Edition

Adir: “I’m gayer.”

It’s not a competition.

Knell: “How do you know?”

They got a letter for the Department of Gay Affairs, just like everybody else.

Vivian: “Your mother and I still love you.”

Have you even been listening? This day is about who they love, not you.

Marion: “In that outfit?”

Not everyone comes out as stunningly as you.

Victor: “Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?”

Come on. At least wait a week before swooping in with corporate requests.

Oyul: “Hi, Gay, I’m Dad.”

Actually, this one is fine. Everyone loves a classic.

Avendal: “This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.”

Don’t imply that their closeted sexuality was easily apparent to anyone who peered through their windows with binoculars every night.

(All disaster vampires here listed belong to @dongtopus. Link to The Corpse and the Spider.)

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

Bizarro dream time from yours truly

I dreamt I was a monk in a Name of the Rose-style abbey in northern Italy.

 I had just started working in the Scriptorium copying old manuscripts and glanced over another brother's work, @razielim​, who was doing all sorts of wonderful obscene doodles like this:

I sent him notes in secret about how much I loved his work because I was too shy to tell him face-to-face.

@taonpest​ was tending the gardens and looking after the colonies of insects there like the silkworms. He had a pet, a colorful jumping spider the size of a small donkey he would ride on often.

@dongtopus​ was working on the forges as a blacksmith. Lately he had been busy making prosthetics with metal, wood and cloth for a hurt dragon we had on the stables (an arm and a wing for the beast I think), the wing looked like Da Vinci's flying contraption:

He would also feed the local nobility to the dragon with some veggies from our crops on the side.

It was a good dream.

[swampgallows]

I'm a little late, but Happy Penis Sized Average Saturday

🅿ENIS SIZE 🅰VERAGE

[evilblot]

Tagged by @monochromatictoad and @dongtopus thank you guysss <3c

Make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

Tagging (with no pressure ofc): @taonpest, @kainissoable, @foolishwritingsstupidideas, @hedjblogr and @luserina c:

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

@dongtopus

Boar and boar babies

[dongtopus]

"Why does Dongtopus not get in touch with us?" my family ask my sister.

My dudes, my Highborne wealthpits, you spent my entire childhood rediculing and ostracising me.

What the fuck did you think I was going to do the moment I got my independance?

I have to be on airs when around you lot. It's stifling and exhausting to mask everything about myself after 25 years of that shit.

We have nothing in common whatsoever. There is no conversation to be had.

I'm not wealthy, or a business owner, director, manager, or a homeowner with rooms to entertain, a whole ass room with a kitchen or a dining room or a living room, or retired with hundreds of thousands of pounds like the rest of you.

none of you actually give a fuck, or you'd ask me genuine questions. It's all fucking point-scoring.

I cant explain my job to any of you anyway, you dont know the terms or dont actually want to know.

People ask you what you do for work in order to gauge how much respect they should give you- but no matter what job i had, it was never enough.

If i genuinely cared about you, i would have stayed in contact, leave me the fuck alone. Just tell me when she's fucking dead.

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

@dongtopus:

#i love this piece so much man you dont even know

#i have a massive book of Terry Pratchetts 'The Last Hero' and it has all these fun little paintings in them #I would adore a copy of HTBAG with your artwork like this #it's just so divine #there's real tanginble-ness to them

#god i love your brush strokes #i can feel it glide across the parchment #gently flicking off into a little curl onto the eye #delicious artwork #HTBAG #Don Rumata #the horse too is just unreal

I'VE ONLY NOTICED THESE NOTIFICATIONS TODAY AND NOW I'M A WRECK NOBODY TOUCH ME I'M FINE

[taonpest]

@dongtopus

[swampgallows]

DJ ice cream lady with the ice cream rave van comin' up the road unce unc unce unce oomcha oomcha oomcha

it would be so much fun ;~;

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

It's your birthday?! Incredible!

Sending you a machine that you pour sawdust into and get out the same sawdust, but it's just barely percepively shinier, maybe.

Happy birthday big man!

*KISSING THE COMPUTER SCREEN*

*HUGGING THE MACHINE*

*SNORTING THE SAWDUST*

Beloved Hard to be a God-flavoured birthday message WHAT MORE COULD I ASK TODAY?!!?!?!?!?

NOTHING!!!