#doncha

[xcharas-pads-xo-shattered-heels]

DON`CHA WISH YA GF WAS HOT LIKE ME-

ERROR BELONGS TO @loverofpiggies

[boundless-ennui]

Do ya like eyeballs

Do ya

It's in my shoooooop: boundlessennui.myshopify.com

[thatcrazyfanfictionwriter]

Oh this got me laughing!

[chronivore]

[roseganymede95]

Ahhhhh I cannot possibly put into words how excited I am for your next piece of dead boys writing! Like previous anon - this is a no rush or pressure message but want you to know how amazing and incredible everything have given the fandom has been. Are there any sneaky tidbits/clues about what your long fic is about? If you want to keep it secret that is very much understood though!

You are all very sweet! One of the reasons I’ve been holding off on this is that once I get going on posting, I don’t want to leave you guys hanging if I get writer’s block 😅

Sneaky tidbits, sneaky tidbits… Charles is the main perspective character. I finally get to introduce the Cat Queen of London. Crystal has her own subplot and I’m gonna spend a fair bit of time exploring and contextualizing her connection with Charles. Tabitha is in it.

The main driver of the plot is Charles’ all consuming need to protect Edwin from harm, and this will cause a fair bit of reflection on what exactly it is that Charles feels about Edwin…

🏏💙💜🩷

[gayerthanyoulleverbe]

Me and my friend @menaathena made kin lists today and I got absoloutely DRAGGED.

Anyway it was all in good fun go check out her artwork she fucking rocks

[lemurianmaster]

Are they having a laugh?

[fox-guardian]

did you know that if you eat a whole package of sour candy at once. tongue hurty.

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

“Nice having you down here, boss. You liven up the place.” | Ted Lasso 3x05

[brain-rot-hour]

😘

[turimoalin]

[deermouth]

Anyone else ever lose it thinking about how James Hayward isn't even divorced? He really just did all that for the bit.

[p01kad0t]

Nothing says "love at first sight" quite like carrying your classmate while he infodumps about all myths he remembers off the top of his head

[grvntld]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*U●ᴥ●U*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧—just encouraging bebi bOi portus bOi to find a spot where he could do his thingy hehe

[roseganymede95]

I'd like to ask if you picture Charles dating/hanging out with girls pre-canon and if you picture Edwin being jealous... (or if there could be a scenario in which Charles would be jealous)

You know, based on how excited Charles is to meet Crystal in the first episode, I get the impression that he hasn't had much chance to hang out with girls for the past 30ish years. And he and Edwin BOTH get so jealous and huffy in Port Townsend that I usually assume they aren't used to having to share each other's attention.

However. That is less funny than my other interpretation:

I think it's mostly just early-season weirdness, not having all the character traits fully worked out, but Charles in the first couple episodes is ridiculously cavalier about Edwin's discomfort. He invites Crystal to stay indefinitely while Edwin is going through nineteen stages of grief in the background. I think the most plausible interpretation of those actions, without context, is that Charles is trying to make Edwin jealous, and I think it is hilarious to imagine them doing this periodically to spice up thier marria-I mean friendship.

Once in a blue moon Charles will be cranky with Edwin for not paying enough attention to him so he brings home a girl to flirt with where Edwin can see. Edwin retaliates by ignoring Charles for hours on end while he writes letters to a long-dead pen pal. There is drama, crying, catharsis, and then they reconcile over a game of makeup checkers. Rinse and repeat every five years or so. Crystal is not amused to find out that she's been made a part of the weirdest, pettiest relationship drama she's ever heard of, so she starts a podcast where she just airs out all the boys' dirty laundry to the whole supernatural community.

[remyfire]

Extremely funny to stand at a mental distance and watch myself attempting to transcribe 75 minutes of audio in 80 minutes before I have to leave. I can literally see myself trying to trigger, like, a manic or hyperfocus episode. Remy. Remy please we can just make up the rest of this later, we don't have to push to the breaking point to do something we are incapable of doing even with the best drugs.