#don't love that for me

[shipperwolf1]

Sleeping 10-12 hours a day

Zero interest in favorite hobbies

Isolating from friends

Binge eating

Come on, you literal psychology major. You know this one 🙄

[jonathanbyersphd]

Have a WIP:

Jonathan is trying to push through the ruckus of the halls of Hawkins High so he can get home. But he can’t quite manage to navigate through his classmates crowding, cheering, and throwing papers. He hates the last day of school, he had begged his mom to let him stay home but she insisted he couldn’t miss it. So now he has to suffer through the madness. He’s so close to his locker he can see Robin Buckley talking animatedly to one of her band friends at her neighboring locker and if Jonathan could just get over he could pile his locker’s remaining contents into his backpack and leave this place.  “Jonathan wait up” Nancy calls from behind him. He turns to try and find her she appears almost out of nowhere, she shakes her head and smiles at his confusion, and grabs his wrist to pull them aside to his locker. He tries not to focus too much on her painted nails, her exposed legs in her purple sundress, or the way her ponytail sways with her movements. He’s not supposed to focus on those things.  “Thanks” he acknowledges, when they reach their destination. “You looked like you needed some help” Nancy teases with a smile that makes his heart skip a beat “Yea” he half-laughs, pushing his feelings down.  He notices that Robin has stopped talking behind him, no doubt invested in whatever Nancy wants to talk to him about. After all, they’re Hawkins High’s favorite piece of gossip. Nancy must notice too because she quickly drops his wrist looking at the ground as he leans on his locker “You still haven’t signed my yearbook” she chides him, looking up expectantly.  It's true and Jonathan knows he hasn’t, he was hoping she wouldn’t notice that he’s been avoiding it. Carefully sneaking out of Yearbook when the box was opened, locking the door to the darkroom at lunch so she can’t get in, and just generally ignoring her during their last week. It’s not that he wants to deliberately hurt her feelings but what exactly is he supposed to write: ‘Hey Nancy, I’m sorry about those pictures, I’m sorry your best friend died, I’m sorry you got pulled into an alternate dimension and I’m sorry punched your boyfriend. Let’s hang out over break! Jonathan’ 'Hey Nance, I can’t look at my left hand anymore without thinking about wanting to kiss you and I haven't slept soundly since the last time I was in your bed- Your friend, Jonathan’  ‘I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you, but my parents never loved each other but hey yours didn’t either so maybe we can figure it out - Jonathan p.s. Can I PLEASE kiss you?’ He really doesn’t think any of those are succinct enough. She’s tilting her yearbook towards him, he takes it and tries to think if lying about not having a pen would be believable, but she pulls one out of her bag before he has the chance. He grazes his fingers over hers when he takes it, thinking about the couch again. He opens the book to the back page and tries to find a space amongst the other messages. They all seem so impersonal even Steve’s ‘Your the best and most beautiful girl in the world. Love you’ Right Steve. Her boyfriend. Steve. Jonathan looks back at Nancy he stares into her eyes a little too long as she waits with baited breath. He turns his attention back to the page, he’d feel too guilty if just wished her a good summer with everyone else. They’re not like everyone else. They’re weird, or maybe unexpected, they’re - It hits him suddenly ‘If you need someone to shop for another bear trap with let me know - Jonathan’

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[twinliches]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[hansoeii]

It was affection.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[blondie-drawings]

mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[penny-anna]

fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human

[heartnosekid]

african peach moth (egybolis vaillantina) | source

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[hansoeii]

we go just right.