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Yo de comida familiar dominguera:
@laultimahijadelcaos dándole una paliza a Dario en vivo señalando que las cosas que le asquean o le asustan de sí mismo no están ahí porque sí, y que son marcas causadas por vivir en el mundo en el que vive:
Chhaya diciendo clarito, los recuerdos de lo que me ha pasado en la vida me pesan, pero también me inspiran a ayudar a quien está sufriendo:
¿QUÉ ES ESTO Y POR QUÉ DUELE TANTO?
¿Suficiente? ¿Suficiente? ¿SUFICIENTE?
*Yo corriendo a buscar LA CANCIÓN*
Suficiente.
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in the spirit of living like jordaiden has a thriving 2010s tumblr era following, I felt compelled to fill out a ship meme for them...
cleaner crop, more insights, and a blank template under the cut xoxo
Age/Height
JORDI'S AGE/HEIGHT NEVER GET REVEALED!!!! I just made it up based on what my heart wanted, and my heart wants Jordi to both be slightly taller and a little older than Aiden bc it makes for a cuter dynamic. Annoying old man bothers similarly old, but slightly younger, man.
How it Happens
I don't think either of them fully intend for it to happen, nor does it happen particularly quickly because, in Scotty's words:
“What is it about your generation? Why can’t you just talk to one another?”
Jordi inadvertently trips face first into having Genuine Feelings for Aiden because for some inexplicable reason, he cannot stay away from Aiden for long. He makes excuses for himself all the time but we all know what he is (🌈🌈).
Aiden is slightly different in that he doesn't actively try to create opportunities to see Jordi... it just so... happens to work out... their schedules align and Jordi crashes into his life... or something goes sideways and he needs Jordi's help... and then post Legion DLC he gets his fanfic-esque "Oh" moment.
Handling Conflict
RESIDENT SHIT STIRRER JORDI REPORTING IN. HE LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL AIDEN LMFAO. He moved on real quick from the attempt too LOL, bro doesn't take anything That Seriously. He's not always difficult for difficult's sake though—Jordi and Aiden have frequent ideological disagreements but I imagine that time tempers them both... and in the end, Jordi goes where Aiden does...
And we know how Aiden feels about disagreements. He still hangs on to Lena's death and pursues revenge rather doggedly... also, I think it's really funny if he just keeps bringing up the fact that Jordi tried to kill him Once. Aiden isn't completely conflict averse though and we see him butt heads quite a few times in the Stars and Stripes novel.
Relationship Attitude
ok. so Jordi has a reputation of being a hotshot playboy that never commits to anything and strings all his lovers along bc commitment isn't really his style. UNTIL AIDEN.
Jordi forgets all about his flings and somehow falls FACE FIRST into monogamy bc all he thinks of anymore is Aiden and the only person he booty calls is Aiden. So yes, he is Very Committed to Aiden EVEN IF HE TELLS HIMSELF HE ISN'T.
Aiden is... Aiden. He's never letting Jordi go.
Attachment
this one is funny to me bc I KNOW Jordi doesn't think himself as being protective of Aiden AND YET HE COMES RUNNING BACK TO SAVE AIDEN AT THE VERY END OF THE BOOK, AND THREATENS WRENCH DURING LEGION WHEN HE THINKS HE'S HOLDING AIDEN HOSTAGE.
Aiden is once again Aiden. I don't think Jordi can top that. We saw the lengths he went to protect Nicky and avenge Lena.
First to apologize after a fight
Jordi's pride is riding on the line at all times and he doesn't think he's wrong most of the time LMFAOOOO so Aiden usually ends up apologizing first... <3
The best caregiver when the other is sick
Jordi simultaneously has horrific and amazing bedside manners. Aiden is pretty consistently pleasant though... and it comes from caring for Nicky when she was sick, and then later Jackson and Lena when they got sick...
Designated driver
they both fight over this one tbh LMFAOOO Jordi does most of the driving in the novel but I just knooooooow Aiden hates being a passenger princess if he can help it... same thing for Jordi... both just feel more at Control when they're the one behind the wheel
(drunk or otherwise)
Sensitive to changes in their partner
The entire novel is a WEALTH of tidbits where Jordi and Aiden just Wordlessly Understand each other. They know what the other is thinking, how they operate, what they want, and so so much more GOD I CANNOT GET OVER IT THEY'RE OPEN BOOKS TO EACH OTHER
The one who proposes
Jordi "I have nightmarish commitment issues the likes of no one you've ever known before" Chin struggles to say "I love you" let alone "Will you marry me?" so the responsibility falls on Aiden both times HAHAHAH the proposal happens post legion, btw <3
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How do you feel about TSAMS ships? All the way from Earth x Monty (canon/generally liked ships) to Sun x Bloodmoon (not canon/rare or generally not liked ships)?
Don't ask how I know Sun x Bloodmoon exists btw
Ooh, SAMS ships eh? I’m gonna list all the ones I know about, if I miss one you’re curious about just let me know, k?
Again, I will list the ones I know about.
(This is gonna reveal my lurking habits on ao3 god fuc—)
Mearth, Monty X Earth - cute, I like the dynamic they have.
KidsCove, Foxy X Sun - I like this one. I do. I understand the vas are sick of the jokes tho, bit ironic considering they’re still dragging the jokes around, but oh well. It could be cute to see develop, and lead to improvement to both characters general health. At least I’d like to think it would
GlitterGolf, Monty X Sun - in SAMS? No. Monty is a jerk towards Sun, I don’t like it when Monty is too rude to him. Generally hate that type of thing anyways. In canon Security Breach however…… Ye :3 Is my otp.
Lumini, Lunar X Gemini - I feel neutral. It’d be cool if it happened, but after all these three have gone through it probably won’t. And I’m fine with that
EclipseXSun - I think this is the most popular one. I don’t know how to feel about it. On one hand, there’s canon, and canon says Eclipse is and always was horrible to Sun, and that makes it an immediate no. I like my ships healthy. But then comes in Eclipse Redemption stories, and I suppose it’d kinda make sense in those? I don’t know man
BloodySun, BM X Sun - iiiii don’t knooooooow. See, BM has done a lot of shit, they’ve traumatized the family so much. Sun hates them. It would never work out. But then there’s this one fic, this one, where Sun finds Original crying in the vents over his twin, and he helps them. And— and— and it’s a BloodySun fic, and it establishes character parallels so well, it shows their feelings so well, it makes it make sense! I- I don’t KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
SolarMoon- ……………. I’m scared of saying anything about this, I don’t want to get death threats
MechShark, Solar X Ruin- YEEEEEEEAHHH CANON CANNOT HURT ME WHERE IM GOING— uh— ahem— I like it. I cannot explain why but I’ve shipped them since Ruin started messing with the arcade machines. I like to see people still shipping it even through the doomed angle, there’s just something about this that makes it click, y’know. I myself have an au where MechShark is somewhat canon, it’s one sided and stays one sided, with Solar telling Ruin he’s aro when it confesses, and then they stay friends. Because I don’t care if they’re lovers or friends, I just like the idea of them being buds.
Eclipse trio, Eclipse X Solar X Ruin- this is actually kinda funny? I don’t know, this feels like a crackship, no offense to anyone, that’s just the vibes I’m getting. Don’t feel in any particular way about this one
Earth X Nebula- interesting, I guess. We haven’t really seen much of Nebula and I can’t really build a concrete profile for her from what we know, but I guess it’d be cool?
KillCode X Sun- I don’t like the sound of this one. KillCode caused (and helped cause) Sun a lot of trauma, it just wouldn’t feel right. That said, there is a fic that has this ship and develops it in a healthy way, and that one I like.
PumpkinGuts- next question
KillCode X SolarFlare- I can see it, kinda. Don’t hate it, but also don’t love it
Eclipse X Moon- no. I don’t care what you say about enemies to lovers, this one just doesn’t vibe with me.
GolfDrop, Monty X Moon- ehh, no. Don’t really like it, can’t see Moon wanting a relationship with them (or in general), they’re both fine as friends. I don’t even ship this in Security Breach
Forkface X Ruined Monty- I am saddened I didn’t see the content of them before the death, I wanted to experience this, I wanted to see them :(
Soppet, Solar X Puppet- sure? Don’t think much about this one
ShadowPlanet, Earth X Eclipse- I don’t really like it. I don’t like how fast it turned into a thing. I can see the appeal and what dynamic they could have, but I just don’t like this one
Solar X Sun- interesting pairing. Don’t particularly like it. I just feel like Solar’s trauma would likely get in the way. They both weren’t very close anyways, which is a real shame I would’ve loved to see them be at least friends.
Lunar X Helpy- Ehhhh? Don’t feel anything about this one :P
And that’s all I could think about and remember.
No hate to anyone who ships these, these are just my opinions, and opinions are subjective. Let’s all just have fun with these characters, yeah?
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AO3 scares me
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And what would the gossipy be about the malibu couple? Because we knooooooow those people gossip as much as those two talk behind their backs lol
stop youre SO right hsufhsufh I feel like ppl def like...speculate about them in like if theyre really as in love as they act just bc I think it would be hard for them to accept that they’re really like that with each other you know??? and i got a concept a long while ago that like since y/n gossips a little w the girlies like "oh yeah me n h did this, this, and this! and he does this for me all the time!" so I def feel like the girlies take that info home and def gossip and complain to the husbands about how "why dont you do that for me! harry does that for yn allll the time!!!!" or even a little gossip bc they have a little bit of a different dynamic in that harry isn't a terrible asshole husband and lets her do whatever makes her happy and shes not terribly bitchy and needing him to be a Man you know???? but idk I really think that alot of it comes from ppl don't believe that they're that perfect all the time you know:( that theres no way theyre that in love and that like....in sync with each other:(
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Hello, I am so sorry that this is so random and out of the blue but I was on the oryx and crake tag and saw your post from like 2021 about thoughts on crake’s sexuality and because this has been one of my favourite books for years and I’ve been recently rereading and because I’m quite literally starved of any oryx and crake content I am just reaching out to anyone who might want to talk about it lmaoo
But basically if you still had thoughts I am here I would love to hear them 😭😭 if not feel free to ignore me again I’m so sorry to bother you
Ahh this makes me so happy!!! Not a bother at all--I'm just very inconsistent about being on tumblr haha.
If I'm remembering my paper hunches from last year, I just had this feeling that Crake was bi. He's attracted to Oryx, sure, but his interactions with Jimmy didn't feel purely friendly. I don't remember what passage it was that made me think this--it's entirely possible that other fandoms have rotted my brain and I read homoerotic subtext into anything. But let me knooooooow if you ever want to talk about Oryx and Crake hahaha
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CONCEAL, DON'T FEEL
DON'T LET THEM KNOOOOOOOOOW
WELL NOW THEY KNOOOOOOOW
it’s fun to stay at the Y
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Necklace
A/n: I knooooooow I said I'll post it tomorrow but I couldn't wait. Eren is really something so I hope you all enjoy this. Feel free to look ✨disrespectfully✨ I don't know if I'm embarrassed or not by this pls
Pairing: Eren/ Reader
Summary: sometimes the backseat of a car is the ideal place to find yourself in, so long as it's with Eren Yeager
Tags/ Warnings: NSFW, 18+, car sex
"Aw fuck!"
The drizzling cold enticed any of the skin that you had exposed, piercing through teeny molecules of flesh with what felt like severely dangerous needles. The loud, panting breaths that escaped both you and your partner merged in sheer fog, yet they clattered with the windows around you, staining the transparent material of glass like heavy curtains.
A mewl like sound reached your ears, ringing through your head for the upteenth time this evening only as if to reward you for your hard work.
"Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
Eren's hand shot off of your head so fast that it felt like he had been burnt only to land to the window next to him. A big hand print was plastered onto the foggy window, letting a few droplets of moisture run onto the rubber frames of the car.
The kitten like lick you placed onto his head, picking up the much dreaded drop of precum sent his head colliding in such force with the head of the backseat that the hard foam inside its industrial cover bounced his head to the front.
A bold hand cupped onto his balls, kneading the smooth skin in a manner that was firm in all the right ways. Eren bit his lip at that, a low grunting moan leaving his throat after scratching onto his vocal chords. Leaning further down you accommodated more of him in your mouth, trapping his shaft on to your pallette with your tongue before letting him off with a loud pop, only to repeat the action again.
Eren couldn't help himself, his digits run through your hair, despite being frozen, locked into place, stroked your scalp tenderly as if he found it in him to move even an inch. But when his lower stomach was churching beyond a sane point he only found it fitting to gather all of his remaining energy to treat you with a kiss.
In a heartbeat, the flats of his palms came to your cheeks tagging towards his face until he managed to open his eyes into yours. Teal orbs that were so beautifully decorated with gray specs started back into yours, hazed with lust to the maximum. You spoke no word, instead, you plopped his member off your hot mouth with a loud pop, revealing your swollen, slick with his own lust lips to him before curling the line of your mouth into a small smirk.
The cold air licked over his shaft, sending shivers across his spine yet you acted as if you knew that it was bound to happen. Carefully you wrapped both of your hands around his member, giving firm squeezes across his length with your right while twirling your left onto his base, eager to trap as much blood as you could into his erection.
"Oh fuck that feels so fucking good."
"Mhm baby"
Eren clenched his teeth as he tugged on your face again, much more forcefully this time and you couldn't help but comply to his unspoken request.
Instantly, your lips were clashed onto his, your teeth colliding from the action but you chose to ignore it as you moved your mouth on his in your own accord. Eren pushed further into the kiss, his tongue darting out towards your bottom lip to order you to open your mouth for him, to which you simply complied without teasing back.
"Fuck!" Eren said for the thousandth time "you're killing me tonight princess!"
In response your thumb circled his slit, collecting all of his slick, gushing precum, playing with how tender or soft you pressed onto him with every circle.
His tongue danced inside your mouth again, exploring the salty spots of taste he had left behind, his nose sniffing as much air as he could managed to make his lungs function halfway decently.
"As much as I like kissing you," you said, pulling back from his lips before delving into them again "I want to fucking devour you right now."
The words spiralled into Eren's brain, sending a whirlpool of desire to his lower abdomen. With wide eyes he nodded, swallowing any remaining saliva into his mouth hard enough to fill the small space of his car with the sound.
"Look at you being such a whore for my cock." He whined.
In reality, he didn't know how he could find it in himself to stand tall to his usual nature of dominance, or rather, how he managed to put any effort into it. His hands eagerly let go of your face and rested between your messy (h/c) locks once again.
Hungrily, you returned to his member, running the flat of your tongue teasingly over his head before licking the rest of his underside. When Eren hissed, you rubbed his tip sloppily over your lips and gathered your sweet saliva in your mouth, deciding that it was time to warm him up once again.
The premative sound of his voice enticed you, causing a strangle series of bubbles to form into your abdomen at the thought of what affect you could have at him. You were so hitched over the fact that you could make him melt and mewl under your touch that it excited you to no end.
As your heart sped up though, your jaw remained restless, opening eagerly to accommodate him once again. Your tongue flattened as you grabbed the base of his member right under his balls, bobbing him slowly into your mouth.
Eren's eyes watered as he watched you, his teeth digging into the chapped flesh of his lips so hard that he thought he could taste the piercing iron taste of blood, but he paid it no mind; how could he? How could he, when he felt so hang up on your total conquer of his body.
After a few thrusts you popped him out of your mouth, a longing haze in your eyes as you fixated them into his. You felt him burning holes into your orbs, your heart spreading up at the sight of him unravelling before you in such way. Your legs almost rubbed together to relieve some of the tention you yourself were feeling.
Eren seemed to notice, despite the vertigo that was written into his rich orbs, because a hand came to slightly squeeze onto your panty clad buttock. Four long digits wiggled there way under the line of your underwear, working vigorously to simply shove the clothe to the side as you finally decided to take a smooth ball into your mouth, giving it a little suck and a simultaneous long lick.
"More" Eren panted. "Take the other one too, don't stop jerking me baby."
While you were pleased with the loud sound Eren let out you wanted to stay victorious over your affect on him before delving into your own pleasure, though Eren begged for the opposite. Finally a frozen finger that had found its way through your folds managed to launch onto your clit with the perfect amount of pressure, leaving you vulnerable to let out a mewl of satisfaction.
With much determination focused on the movements in your hands you began to stroke him in a swirling motion, once again flattening your tongue as you felt him thrusting his hips slightly into your open mouth.
Eren's hand wiggled further against you, pushing your bottom into the air as he laid his palm flat against you. The sweet friction left your hips shaking, urging you to rub yourself just to prompt the slightest increase of pressure from his hand. Eren eagerly gave into your neediness, delving his middle finger just in the opening of your entrance while his thumb came to press onto your clit steadily.
When it happened, you shrieked, your chest heaving as your knees dug into the wide seat of the car with force, immediately sending a smirk of triumph onto Eren's face. Your moans were muffled by his member, the deep grunt you had wanted to let out transforming into a pleasuring vibration that spread all over him.
"Don't stop baby, I'm gonna come!" Eren's breath hitched in his throat as he spoke, his voice barely audible as it struggled to reach your ears.
You pressed on him, skillfully maneuvering the screw of your hands on him as you rubbed just below his tip, sending numerous hisses to come out of his mouth. His grip on your hair tightened while his hand momentarily stopped it's torment over you. Happy that you realised he was focusing on his release, you bobbed your head faster on him, reaching out two fingers to press just underneath his balls.
The pressure on the spot made Eren moan and widen his eyes, an inaudible curse leaving his mouth as he pushed his hips towards you further. With fast movements you stroked him up and down, your own hand colliding with your mouth, merely spreading the slickness of your drool over his whole length.
"Keep going like that and I'm going to come in your mouth."
"Mhm" you chuckled.
"That's it" Eren squirmed "Im gonna-"
Eren's thighs turned into stone, his whole body frozen as a strong ribbon of his release exploded into your mouth in spurts. His breath paced, his heart heaped into his chest, his eyes dilated as his head started feeling lighter that usual.
You got off of him, bringing a soft hand on his thigh to brush upon his hot skin, tenderly caressing pools of skin here and there. You leaned in softly, placing mellow kisses on places where your fingers couldn't caress, eliciting wondrous sounds off of Eren.
Finally, your eyes were fixed on his again, gleaming in unshed specs tears. Even though Eren's eyebrows were raised in agonising pleasure they furrowed dangerously as he kept staring at you. You felt your stomach tighten upon his gaze, a new, intense shock of arousal washing through you.
A needy gaze was all he needed to send him growling like a wild animal against you. Eren pushed past your face, bringing his face impossibly close to your ear. His breath ghosted over the spot, sending ripping shivers on your nape as he dragged his tongue in the tormentous manner across your lobe.
Nevertheless, in a moment where you felt your heart start speaking again you brought your forehead to Eren's forearm, eager to finally allow yourself to catch your breath. Looking around, you noticed how that hand print on the window had been covered with fog once again, your hand giving a small squeeze on Eren's bicep as you rubbed your lips over his silky smooth skin. His thumb rubbed a single soothing circle on your back before giving your butt a small prompting slap and, for a moment, you were sure you heard him chuckle with his own antics
"Time to get your shirt off babe." You heard Eren call as you cooed into his arm further.
You simply smiled knowingly in response. This was definitely going to be a long night.
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SCP Scenarios: Date
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SCP 073 (Cain)
You carried on with a wide grin on your face as you went to the cafeteria to meet up with your new boyfriend, Cain. He was sat down with your best friend, Iris, as you quietly walked up behind him. "What the—?" shouted Cain in surprise. "Hello! You ready?" you said shyly. "Of course, my dear" Cain said softly as he held a hand towards you. He took your small, petite hands and walked across Site-17 for a stroll and visited SCP 343 and SCP 999.
SCP 076-2 (Abel)
Able decided to take you to his box for a date. "Tired, sweetie?" asked Abel. "Yeah, just a bit" you replied in a weak tired voice as you lay your head onto his lap. Abel watched you sleep (not in a creepy way 😂) in peace with a soft, loving look in his eyes. The guards stumbled across his box and opened it with shock as Abel stared daggers into them. "Uh... Let's get outta here" the first guard asked in a scared tone. "Y-yeah..." replied the younger yet more muscular female guard. Abel watched them leave in fear as he resumed watching over you.
SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)
He cheerfully grabbed some sugary treats towards you as the both of you laughed at each other's jokes and wondered into the cafeteria. The D-Classes and staff watched you both in awe as you sat down next to Iris and Cain. "Hello there! Enjoying your date are you?" asked Cain. "Yep!!!" replied the both of you cheerily. "They're sooooo cute!!! I'm sure they'll make adorable children" Iris commented in a joyful tone.
SCP 682 (Hard to destroy reptile)
682 was quite protective of you, especially on your dates as guards, d-classes and some staffs stared at you with either disgust or with that certain look where the boyfriends would have to punch in order to stop. "You ok there?" you asked in a concerned voice. "Yeah..." replied 682. "You sure? You seem... I don't know... Angry?" "Yeah, it's cuz these disgusting human beings keep staring at you". You giggled at your exchange as you teasingly whispered, "Are you jealous of them, 682?". 682 blushed at your comment and continued on the date with blush and some stutter.
SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)
049 had decided to teach you some of his -methods- as you were interested in human physiology and have seemingly requested over and over again. The other staff members watched with curiosity as they have never observed 049 interact physically with a living being without them dying. "Ok, move the scalar here" 049 spoke with a certain calming aura. "Good. You just need a little more practice" you groaned at his statement. "You may be good a reading people and studying the human brain, but I assure you, you'll get the hang of this" he soothes your distress. "I knooooooow, but I just can't do it". "You did ask for me to teach you" the doctor teased you as you glared at him. "Ok that will be it for today" the doctor spoke and winked at you, causing you to blush profusely.
(Sources - Pics: SCP 073 | SCP 076-2 | SCP 999 | SCP 682 | SCP 049)
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A Christmas Thought.
I was watching The Grinch with my nephew, and I came up with this. My first ever posted fic, so I'm sure it's a hot mess. Non-beta'd, so mistakes abound. Also, I haven't figured out how to do italics at ALL, so all my emphasis is in ALLCAPS. My bad.
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@starkerembarker2 learned me how to do italics!!! WOOOO!!!!!!
During his senior year winter break, Peter spends a week at the compound.
During the day, he trains with the other Avengers, or works with Tony in his lab.
During the evening, he hangs out in the common area, eating dinner and watching holiday movies.
And at night, he creeps down the halls and quietly makes his way into Tony's room, and slips into his bed.
As far as they're aware, the team is none the wiser that Tony has been fucking his eighteen year old protege through the bed for the last six months.
That particular night, they'd no sooner finished dinner and started watching the first Home Alone--
(Peter had raised an eyebrow at Clint. "This movie is SO OLD--" "Hush up, kid. This was Macaulay Culkin in his PRIME."
"Uh, kid, weren't YOU the one who insisted on watching quote unquote, classic Christmas movies?" Let it not be said that Tony didn't know how to stir the pot.
"Okay, yeah, but I meant, like, 'The Grinch.'")
--before an alarm went off; A.I.M. having decided now would be a great time to desecrate Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty.
By the time they came back ("Fucking JERSEY," Steve had mumbled in his Brooklyn drawl, everyone nodding in agreement), they were too tired to do anything more than heading to the showers and then bed.
Unfortunately, Tony and Peter were so tired, they failed to realize that Peter didn't even attempt to go to his room, and that Tony hadn't shut the bedroom door all the way. It was enough for them that they collapsed into bed together and fell asleep.
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Sunrise woke them, the sun not the only thing rising in the bedroom. A sleep soft Peter, lambent from sun, was a treasure to behold, and entirely too innocent in appearance. Tony took immeasurable delight smoothing his hands up and down Peter's body, stirring up his youthful arousal until he was a shaking, whimpering mess.
"Tony, PLEASE..."
"Please what, Tesoro?"
"Stop teasing!"
"Am I?"
"TONY!"
And as much as he wanted to hear his sweet boy beg, he wanted to buried within him more; Tony wanted to hear him SING his pleasure. Peter's harsh sobs and cut off gasps could make a sober man drunk with lust, and when he came---
"!!!!!!"
---when he came, Peter was a VISION, his back arched, nipples rosy, the flush high on his cheeks, body glistening from perspiration, staring up at Tony in guileless wonder.
Tony should have felt more guilt than he did for being the one to defile his angel of a boy, but the reality was he was a shameless devil of a man, who would hoard his treasure from the world if he could.
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Eventually, Tony and Peter made it out of the bedroom, Peter slipping off to his room so they could shower separately before meeting back by the elevator to head up to the common kitchen. Tony stepped out first, Peter close behind, barely managing to stop himself from running into Tony's back when he stopped short.
Peter peeked from behind Tony's shoulder to see the team eating breakfast, still in their sleepwear, looking towards the two of them with various forms of amusement.
Clint spun around in his seat to face them. "This tower," he gestured with his coffee pot in hand, "is Whoville. We are the Who-People, and you two combined are the Grinch."
"Are you implying we stole your Christmas? Because Christmas hasn't even happened yet."
A couple smile crossed Natasha's face when she murmured, "Christmas came early," before taking a demure bite of her muffin.
There was clear confusion on Peter's face as he watched both Steve and Doctor Banner try to contain their laughter.
"No, see, that was GOOD, Nat, but not the joke I was trying to make. See, Peter is your heart, and YOU are the Grinch who figured out what the true meaning of Christmas is."
Peter glanced at Tony, KNOWING he was going to regret asking, but...
"What's the punchline to this joke?"
"'Well, in Whoville they say, that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day'--and really, I mean the Grinch's Spidey heart came three times today, and Tony 'whizzed with his load through the bright morning light'," he stated with a flourish, before turning back to his breakfast.
It took a moment. And then--
"OH MY GOOOOD," Peter whined, before hiding his face in Tony's shoulder. "You HEARD--OH MY GOD."
"You said that a few times, too." Steve's smirk was WICKED. "You don't have to sneak around anymore, just...keep the door shut."
Un. Believable. They'd KNOWN.
"You live in a house full of spies, and you didn't think we'd find out? How were you that oblivious?"
And before either Tony or Peter could answer, Bruce got up from his seat, tea in hand while heading toward the lab, singing, "I wouldn't touch that with a thirty-nine and a half foot pooooole!"
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God I KNOOOOOOOW this was bad. Ugh.
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❛ You ever have that thing happen where you just get anxious for no reason? ❜
All the time. She wants to say she feels that way all the time. Well, no, maybe not all of the time but those moments where she’s by her lonesome and nothing - not work or friends or even air - distracts her from the rolling thoughts.
“ Is Near feeling like that now? ” It’s easier to focus on others. It hurts less. “ Come here. I’ve got you. ”
So, she gathers him up in her arms. It’s what she wants to do instead of answer the question he posed to her. She prefers it if he doesn’t question those aspects about her.
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The hardest part was figuring out how to summon any Fae. This information seems to travel by word of mouth. Well, I don't have vocal chords. Nobody who wants to "avoid a paper trail" is interested in talking with me. I ended up hiring someone to do the summoning on my behalf. Don't ask me how it was handled; I had to wait in the next room, and I didn't overhear much. Invited in after the Fae (there were several) arrived, I immediately pulled out my paperwork. Power of Attorney. Special Power of Attorney: Medical. Special Power of Attorney: Financial. My library card with the same name on it (never use identification with your real, complete name on it, in front of the Fae-- I knew that much). My client's medical diagnosis, with PPI cut out (don't let them see the real, complete name of anyone else, either). Finally, a single sheet of paper with what I was offering them. And on top of the sheet, a sealed test tube with a biopsy sample. The Fae shared looks with each other, with me, with the summoner. Several fingers-- I'm not sure if they were all part of the same hand-- prodded the test tube. "You offfffffer... disease?" I nodded. "Ussssssualllllllly... this is thhhhhhe servvvvvvice, not thhhhhe price." I shrugged. One and a half sets of shoulders shrugged back at me, and my papers were taken up and examined by far, far too many eyes. Anyone who thinks a biblically-accurate angel has too many, has never met the Fae. After a moment, the test tube was also examined, and cross-examined with the diagnostic papers. The Powers of Attorney were set down in an eerily perfect stack. Then, finally, the rest of it. "Yyyyyourrrrr paperrrrs seemmmmm in orderrr... Yyyyourrr clieeeeennnnt knooooooows what you intend?" I meet their gaze(s) levelly, but half-lidded, without challenge. I blink a few times and shrug. They turn to the summoner. It's unnerving-- I can see that, although I'm not the one who suddenly has their full attention. I can see him shake and begin to bead sweat. "I-I am not the client!" he protests. "I was only hired to-to- you know! You know that I don't know anything about this!" Half their attention reverts to me. I shrug again. They let him go. "Yyyyyyourrr cliennnnnt..." I take a chance. They're not said to know sign languages... but surely, by now someone has offered to teach them? At least to teach them an alphabet or three, if not an entire language. I start signing A, B, C, D, E-- Several hands sign F. Then the sign for Fae. I pause, because that was more than I expected, but I'll stick to letters... just in case. Clarity is more important than speed, as far as I know. "M.y. c.l.i.e.n.t. g.a.v.e. p.o.w.e.r. o.v.e.r. t.h.e.s.e. t.o. m.e. I a.m. n.o.t. r.e.q.u.i.r.e.d. t.o. i.n.f.o.r.m. m.y. c.l.i.e.n.t. o.f. m.y. a.c.t.i.o.n.s. o.r. i.n.t.e.n.t.i.o.n.s., o.n.l.y. t.o. a.c.t. i.n. w.h.a.t. I b.e.l.i.e.v.e. t.o. b.e. m.y. c.l.i.e.n.t.'s. b.e.s.t. i.n.t.e.r.e.s.t.s." "Annnnnd... yyyou thhhinnk thhhhhis is sommmethhhing your cliiiient wisssshhhhes to sell?" "S.a.l.e. o.f. t.h.i.s. m.a.y. b.e. i.n. m.y. c.l.i.e.n.t.'s. b.e.s.t. i.n.t.e.r.e.s.t. D.e.p.e.n.d.s. w.h.a.t. c.a.n. b.e. g.a.i.n.e.d. i.n. r.e.t.u.r.n." "Mmmmm... wwwe unnnderstannnnd." The Fae conferred amongst themselves for a few minutes. I wondered if that was longer or shorter than usual. One turned to me for quick confirmation, "Thhhhe offerrr is for thhhhhe entirrre disease, nooooot onlyyy the viiiial?" At my nod, that one returned to their conference. I didn't have much longer to wait. "Wwwwe would barrgainnnn... a borrrrd gammmme forrr thhhhis diseeeease." I caught myself blinking. A board game? "A b.o.a.r.d. g.a.m.e.?" Strange hands sign back, "A b.o.r.e.d. g.a.m.e." and then voices say, "It is a gammmme ffffor Ffffae chilldrennn, but iiiit has grrrownn weeeeary of our kinnnd. It noooo longerrr ennntertaaaains. Wwwwe thhhhink it wwwwwould like a nnnnew peoplllle, mmmaybeee humankiiiiiind. "Wwwwwe callllll it Jummmmmanjjjjji."
When bargaining with the Fae, it’s far safer to start by stating what you’re willing to pay and see what you can get for it. But sometimes you just have to get one specific boon - in your case, you need a terminal illness cured.
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Vegan farts? Actually Anon I didn't say that because I hated IT. I said it because most of my vegans friends fart more than this meat eater does! Apparently it's something to do with all the pulses they eat. I don't hate vegans either. What I hate is being dictated to when I eat a piece of chicken/steak about how cruel they are treated & how I should be vegan because it's the kindest way etc.. I let people have their own life choices, I certainly don't dictate to them how they should live.
Ugh I knooooooow! Why do vegans have to shove their little convictions down everyone´s throat?!
It´s even worse than those damn Jehova´s Witness loopies who always set up shop at our railway station and try pushing their Watchtower pamphlets in my pockets or Hare Krishna-nutbags who stink up to high heavens with their nasty foods and incenses…
I remember once when I was in school, our religious studies teacher took us on field trips to various religions headquarters, and we went to a Krishna temple.
JESUS CHRIST THE SMELL.
Sorry but WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE PEOPLE COOKING AND EATING?!
If I didn´t know better, I could have sworn it was a human corpse in that pot…
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I think the only ghosts that can be "pet" are ones that possess something or are covered like Mimikyu or Shuppet or those like that. Then again there is Alolan Marrowak and Decidueye.
Gengar: You’re very correct on that one anon! However, with ghost types like Mimikyu you got to be very careful or you will end up cursed~
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fact: i'm one of those alien-conspiracists you see on tv but you would never know it unless you got me talking about aliens. conceal, don't feel.
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1. Regardless of what OP posts, this post discusses Doki Doki Literature Club. Perhaps avoid strawman arguments in the future? Or maybe this is false equivalence, I need to brush up on my informal fallacies.
2. Targeting youtubers is immediately ridiculous because *every single video* I have consumed begins with the warning that is mentioned by another reblogger. Teenagers watching the videos won't be misled. Now, I'll admit that I'm not on expert on let's players of this game; if someone can argue against this with proof, power to them.
3. The most important point is, sometimes teenagers will watch it anyways, and sometimes they can't handle it. What everyone is really angry about is kids watching stuff they think those kids can't handle.
Story time!
My sister wanted to read Harry Potter as a kid. This was back during the "WItChCRaFt!!!!¡!" phase. So, what happened? Did my mom immediately go "NO!!!!!" to my sister's want because it was a supposedly dangerous book?
Nope. Mom read the book herself and said "this isn't dangerous at all" and then let my sister read the book. The same type of thing happened when my sister started reading Wicked - only my sister went to my mom and said it wasn't something she felt she should be reading. This isn't some sort of revelationary idea; my sister isn't bizarre for going to mom.
It's just that Mom showed an interest in what she was reading. And she DID say no to Wicked because it was not age appropriate.
The ~magic~ secret for "censoring our kids media" isn't just. Censoring it immediately! It's taking an interest in what they're into. If you just disagree with something out of hand, even if it's something you know and disagree with, it's not going to help if you don't calmly and rationally explain why you don't like it! Get on the same page as your kids. If you don't and just ban it out of hand?
Best case scenario, you ruin that thing for them forever and they don't go for it. I know friends who hate certain things out of hand because "my parents don't like it". Worst case? They lie to you and start sneaking the things you don't like because you didn't listen to their reasoning.
So, tl;dr: hang up your issues about stuff that doesn't relate to the topic, don't blame things on things you don't know about, and if you ACTUALLY care about what kids are watching, how about you actually figure out why they're interested in it. I mean. Jesus the game is about depression, suicide, and honestly (about to be an English major) is incredibly similar to Yellow Wallpaper in numerous ways. I wonder why depressed, suicidal teenagers are interested in this game??? About killing yourself for the one you love????????? Or because you're so depressed that you can't live anymore???¿¿???????? The world may never knooooooow
Warning, popular horror game is deceptively scary to unsuspecting people who can’t read
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER don't let them in, don't lI'M GETTING WHAT I'Mm see DREAMING OF be the good girl you always have to bA CHANCE TO CHANGE MY LONELY WORLD conceal. A CHANCE TO FIND TRUE LO conceal don't feel don't let them knooOOOOOW
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
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