#don't hug me i'm scared janet

[hill-art02]

I did a redraw of my human Janet design.

[monsoonceroom]

[several-breathing-eyes]

What about their daughter! Janet! What's happening to Janet?! Who gets custody? Is it split custody? Is she okay?!

ROUND ONE

DIVORCE COURT ADDITION

[gulnarsultan]

Hi can I please request Yandere Edward Seymour x reader and Yandere Charles brandon x reader (Both Separated) with There youngest daughter where she has a nightmare and runs to her parents room crying then they comfort their daughter and they all go to sleep?

" Scenario"

You feel someone gently touching your cheek. You slowly open your eyes. You are surprised when you see your sweet daughter Elinor in front of you. Because it was almost midnight and your daughter should be sleeping.

Sweetie. What happened ? Why are you awake?

Mom, I'm scared. My brothers Henry and Richard used to tell me stories about the bad wolf. I'm afraid the wolf will come and eat me.

Meanwhile, your husband Brandon, who hugs you tightly, wakes up. He rubs his eyes and tries to understand what's going on.

Elinor. It's too early to wake up, dear.

Our daughter is scared, Chrales. I think tomorrow morning we should remind our sons not to scare their little sister.

You are right my dear. Come on Elinor. Sleep with us tonight.

Elinor happily slides in between the two of you. Even though Charles won't admit it out loud, your little daughter Elinor has him wrapped around her finger.

Good nights mom. Good night, dad.

Goodnight sweetie.

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You had just fallen asleep. You sat up in bed when your little daughter Janet entered, crying. Edward immediately woke up from his sleep. Janet ran and jumped into your arms.

Darling. What happened ? Why are you crying ?

Mom. I had a nightmare.

My little angel. Don't be afraid. Look, we are with you. Passed.

Edward softly caressed his daughter's hair.

We're here, Janet. We won't let anyone hurt you.

He gently laid your daughter on the bed, between the two of you. You both fell asleep hugging your little daughter.

[in1-nutshell]

Hello again, I have another request. This one is about the Ant Man and the Wasp. In this query, Buddy is Scott and Hope's daughter. At first, when Buddy was still very young, she was no different from other kids. And everything seems to be fine, but somewhere from the age of five, it becomes clear that the reader is a complete copy of her grandfather Hank Pym, that is: she is incredibly smart, she loves ants, quantum physics (she can talk about these topics for hours), she also has problems controlling anger (she hit a guy in the face at school for saying that ant-man sucks), thinks that there is no one smarter than her and her grandfather, and she also transferred his sarcastic communication style and views on things and people around, for example, when she first met Tony, she said: “You can never trust Stark.” And don't get me wrong, she has a soft side, but it's only available to her family and very very close friends. And I have one more special request for this request: Please ignore Quantumania completely because even I, being a huge fan of ant-man, dislike this movie very much. And especially what they did to Cassie. In this film, she became rude, smug, mean, disrespectful to her father Scott. So please ignore this movie whenever possible. And I'm sorry if the text is a little crumpled.

Finally! I got to this one before is erased!

Hope you enjoy!

Scott and Hope Pym's 5 year old daughter

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Human reader

MCU

It had just been a week since Scott had proposed to her and now they were finding out she was pregnant.

Bit of an oops on their part, but the news was welcomed with open arms.

Scott and Hope are in front of Janet, Hank and Cassie. Hank: “Well? Why are we here.” Cassie: “Grampa, don’t be mean.” Janet chuckles a bit at Hank’s demeanor changing with his granddaughter. Scott grabs Hope’s hand. Scott: “Cassie, how do you feel about being a big sister?” All three people pause before Cassie stands up screaming and runs to Hope, hugging her. Cassie: “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I’M GONNA BE A BIG SISITER!!! THANK YOU HOPE! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!” Janet smiles and hugs her back. Janet unfreezes as she also goes over to Hope to hug her. Janet: “Oh sweetie this is great news!” Scott: “Well, that was—” FWOOSH! BAM! Scott was now underneath a VERY large ant. Scott: “Antony!” Hope: “Dad!” Hank gives Scott a slight glare before going over to congratulate Hope.

Given the initial surprise, everyone takes the news well.

Hank immediately starts busting out Hope’s old baby things and whipping up his machines to make better cribs and baby cameras.

He is going to make sure the newest family member is safe in this house.

Janet helps her daughter to learn what to do when the baby starts to come.

Cassie is practicing how to be a big sister with her stuffed animals and with Anthony when he’s big.

Said ant is in heaven with all the swaddling, feeding and affection.

Scott is right behind Hope, acting like a second shadow.

Makes sure she goes to all her appointments and is almost at her beck and call when it comes to the swelling, cravings and self-esteem issues that arise with her first pregnancy.

Soon enough the happy pair announce the rest of their friends about the pregnancy after the wedding takes place.

Scott swears he saw Sam and Bucky exchanging money at one point.

AS Hope continues her pregnancy, Scott is very much hovering over her and almost begging her to take a break or take the leave already.

He is just scared that his wife is going to give birth on the field.

Hope laughs a bit at this reassuring him that she isn’t…

…

The Avengers are on the Helicarrier heading back to HQ. Hope suddenly stops and feels a contraction. Natasha and Wanda notice. Wanda: “Hope? Are you okay?” Hope I’m okay—” SPLOOSH! All three women look down slowly at the sudden puddle under Hope’s feet. Hope, Natasha, and Wanda: “…Fu—” Scott at the other side of the carrier. Scott: “…Something just happened.” Sam: “What are you talking about Tic Tac?” Scott: “I don’t know how to explain it, but something defiantly just happened.” Bucky and Steve give him a confused look. Peter comes in running and is a bit out of breath. Peter: “MS. HOPE’S WATER JUST BROKE!”

Scott to this day still holds this moment over Hope’s head as an ‘I told you so’ moment.

Thankfully the labor and delivery goes without a hitch.

Enter Scott and Hope’s daughter, Buddy.

The trio are sent home after making sure Hope was okay.

Hank nearly passes out seeing the baby while Janet and Cassie push him out of the way to see them.

Cassie is so happy to meet her new little sister and stays glued by her parent’s side whenever Buddy is with them.

Janet makes it a habit to take care of Buddy when Hope or Scott look particularly overstimulated.

Hank… Hank really doesn’t do too much besides building better baby equipment and occasionally read a bedtime story to Buddy.

Its not like he doesn’t like the kid, its just that he has a bit of trouble connecting to the kid.

He eventually stops reading her the ‘dumb’ baby books and starts reading her some of his own works and showing her some of his inventions.

Hank will never admit how much joy he gets out of seeing his youngest Grandchild’s eyes light up.

Hank is showing Antony to a 3-year-old Buddy. Buddy slightly hides behind her grandpa’s leg. Hank: “His not going to bite you Buddy, he just wants to get to know you.” Buddy looks at him before slowly approaching the large ant. Antony lets Buddy pat his head. Buddy smiles. Buddy: “I’m just like you Grandpa!” Hank pats Buddy’s head. Hank: “Yeah, yeah kiddo.” Buddy: “I’m going to be just like you when I grow up!”

Hank did not take Buddy’s words seriously, figuring out it was a little comment.

It wasn’t until Buddy was 5 that the family started to notice how much Buddy was starting to act like Hank.

It first started with the sarcastic and bold comments.

Scott is trying to get Buddy to finish her dinner. Scott: “C’mon Buddy, just finish the plate and then you’ll have your desert.” Buddy: “Yes, because Mom’s cake is to die for.” Scott is about to reply when he stops. The burning smell of the ‘cake’ still lingered in the kitchen. Scott: “Are—are you—did you just—” Buddy pushes the plate and walks away. Scott blinks twice before standing up. Scott: “Buddy!”

Then it was the quantum physics book the parents found in her book shelf.

And then the ant books…

And the sudden anger flares.

One day during a parent teacher conference. Teacher: “Thank you for joining us today, Ms. And Mr. Pym.” Hope and Scott are sitting in front of the teacher. Teacher: “Buddy has displayed… a bit of anger issues when it comes to some of her peers.” Scott: “Like what?” Teacher: “Just the other day she pushed a boy into an ant pile.” Hope: “She did what!” Scott places a hand on Hope’s hand. Scott: “But why? Did he do something?” Teacher: “According to some of the other children and some of the patrol teachers, the boy was talking about how useless ant were. Then apparently she pushed him into an ant hill.” Hope: “We will talk to her when we get home.” Meanwhile at home… Hank is sharing a pint of ice cream with Buddy and some of the ants. Hank: “Remember what we said Buddy.” Buddy: “Never trust a Stark?” Hank: “No the other thing.” Buddy: “Don’t tell Grandma and Mommy?” Hank ruffles Buddy’s head giving her a bigger scoop of ice cream. Hank: “Exactly.”

[multiversalfandomwriter222]

I’m his what?

(I’m fast forwarding the part where Hope saves Scott, they shrink the core. Because I have to get to the juicy Parts!)

Part 3:

Janet told you to stay with Hank. Of course, you didn’t listen.

You hide behind a rock as you peek to see what was happening.

“WE HAD A DEAL!” Scott yells. The man in green and purple armor grabs the core out of his hands without even moving. “He’s like me!” You whisper. Scott and Hope start to attack him but he throws them out of the way. A sense of yearning makes you want to run and hug him. You didn't know him, but you... do?

Kang stops talking as he senses your presence. "Sweetheart?" He questions. You freeze. "You can come out sweetheart, I'm not going to hurt you." He says. You stand up trembling. "Y/n, my love." He says, walking over to you. "I don't know you." You say. Kang freezes again. He didn't believe it. Even though MODOK said so, he didn't believe him.

"You have to! Sweetheart!" He shakes you and raises his voice. You whimper. "Stop you're scaring me! Please stop!" Kang stops. He rakes his gaze over you. You were still his wife; she just wasn't there. His loving, doting wife. The woman he's destined to be with, his sunlight, his star, him. She was gone.

"YOU CAN'T BE GONE!" He yells and you flinch. He sinks to his knees and for the first time in his (everlasting) existence, he cried like a baby. "You can't be gone." He sobs. You were all he wanted, all he needed. That was all. His wife, the love of his life gone? Hell, he wanted his existence to end. He wanted everything to end.

You kneel down and wipe his tears away. "It's okay." You whisper. You didn't know this man, hell, you were terrified. But you wanted to wipe his tears, you wanted to. A connection that you felt but didn't remember, but felt. Then, you feel lips press on yours.

Your eyes widen as he kisses you. You stay frozen, and memories start flooding in. Someone pulls you away from his grasp. Janet. She pulls you behind her. "Stay away from her!" She says. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!" Kang shouts. "The right thing to do. You're a monster Kang." "A MONSTER?" He laughs. "THERE WOULDN'T BE A MONSTER IF YOU HAD LET HER STAY WITH ME!" He shouts. He places his mask on and Janet stiffens. This was it. She was going to die.

"Nathan?" You say. Janet's eyes widen in horror as Kang's mask disappears. "Y/n?" He says. "Nathan!" You try to run toward him but Janet pulls you back. "Mom?" You say. "Don't go to him." She growls. "Mom! It's okay!" You say.

“You cannot trust him, Y/n! He’s not who you think he is!” Janet yells. “DON’T LISTEN TO HER!” Kang yells, his eyes flaring blue. You flinch at his voice. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell at you sweetling.” He holds his hand out to you. “Come here sweetheart. Come on.” You take a step forward. “Y/n no!” Janet yells. Kang closes her mouth effortlessly. You walk up to him, and he takes your hand and presses his forehead against yours. “Let’s go home, shall we sweetness?” He says. "Yes." He pulls you into a passionate kiss, glad to feel your lips against his again. "I'll see you all soon." He says. And disappears with you, Jane crying out in anguish.

"We need to get Y/n and Cassie back NOW." Scott says.

PART FOUR IS COMING SOON! I'm watching Creed 3 tomorrow, so I might start a series on that with my Kang series. And for those who were requesting a Mattheo Riddle series, I am so sorry, but you had to vote on that. My Creed series won't have a poll. But for now in the future, I will have polls to decide whether or not to write a series from whatever I am interested in at the moment. But that doesn't mean that I will not write the series for Mattheo. And for my people requesting to get tagged, that will be at the middle or end of the series, because there is a LOT of you. I hope everyone stays safe and has a good day/ night/ afternoon!

[gender-envy-tournament]

Gender Bracket #2

All people and pairs were chosen randomly from submissions

Pairs under cut

Hal Jordan (DC Comics) vs. Will Graham (Hannibal)

Vico Ortiz vs. Troy Barnes (Community)

Damiano David vs. Yung Gravy

Soundwave (Transformers Prime) vs. Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase)

Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket)vs. Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Spock (Star Trek) vs. Hange Zoe (Attack on Titan)

Spencer Shay (iCarly) vs. The Skeleton from the Too Old to Rave Album Cover

Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do In the Shadows)

Loma Shade (Shade the Changing Girl) vs. Riff Raff (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Snufkin (Moomin) vs. Max Thunderman (The Thundermans)

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. John Mulaney

Mikey Way vs. Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role)

Dr. Two-Brains (Wordgirl) vs. Han Solo (Star Wars)

Mettaton (Undertale) vs. Double Trouble (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Wilford Warfstache (Markiplier) vs. Chris Kratt (Wild Kratts)

Swatch (Deltarune) vs. Jonny d'Ville (The Mechanisms)

Everybodysbigbrother (Tiktok) vs. Tom Lucitor (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) vs. Nemo (Finding Nemo)

Kid Blink (Newsies) vs. Sombra (Overwatch)

Wilbur Soot vs. Kirara Hoshi (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Simu Liu vs. Crona (Soul Eater)

A Tree from Dollywood vs. Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death)

Pete Davidson vs. Tord Larsson (Eddsworld)

Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms) vs. Marquis de Lafayette (Hamilton)

Hermie Unworthy (Dungeons and Daddies) vs. Chai (Hi-Fi Rush)

Venus (We Know the Devil) vs. Bruce Springsteen

Fraxiom vs. Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)

Janet (The Good Place ) vs. Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Henry Jekyll (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) vs. Frank Sinatra

Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs. Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon)

Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) vs. Xuanli (The Legend of Xiaohei)

[thatonedudewholikesshows]

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and MEMORY

SPOILERS FOR THE TV SHOW AND PILOT!

BACKGROUND MUSIC^

During the run of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared show (which I have seen like 4 times or something- OMG IT IS A MASTERPIECE) and YouTube show (scares me more than the TV show), one character has been killed, kidnapped, forced to do something they did not want to do, yelled at, and neglected multiple times. You probably already know who I am talking about, but to make it more clear, I'm talking about the yellow pig.

In the TV show, memory is brought up multiple times. The first, was actually in episode one. When Yellow Guy, Red Guy, and Duck are forced to learn about jobs by a teacher who has one of himself, they become trapped in a world where they make bits and parts. They want to know if anyone has seen the teacher anywhere and describe how he looks, a medic box fitting that description. Eventually, they all get stuck there and Duck gets eaten and spat out 40 years later with Red in upper management and Yellow marrying a side character named Claire and having a daughter with her named Janet. They celebrate 40 years working there and Duck freaks out about how it is all wrong and throws the card towards a- huh... a shredder. Weird... Anyways- Yellow Guy reaches out for it and shreds his hand away. Duck freaks out while the others are partying and grabs the medic box which ends up being the teacher. The teacher continues teaching them about jobs, making them leave the whole other life they just experienced and de-age by 40 years. Oh, I wonder why Yellow Guy is traumatized. By episode one he lost his hand, then gained it again in exchange for his WIFE AND KID. AND HE HAD NO SAY IN THE TRADE! (Jeebus Creebus this show)

The next time it is mentioned is the following episode where Duck dies and Yellow has to handle the grief of losing a friend. First his bride and kid, and now his kind-of-friend? I say "kind-of" because Duck has laughed at him and made fun of him in the memories we see of Yellow and Duck in the song titled "Memories". Huh, that's... oddly fitting. I wonder why... But that's besides the point. Before the song even plays, memory is brought up when Duck says that he died by forgetting to drink water. Also... "As far back as [Duck] could remember, [Duck] always knew [Duck] should be dead." Also, Yellow Guy cuts off his finger. (I headcanon this as a way for him to "get back to the way it was", regarding him losing his hand before. He knew that he wasn't dead, saying "no" when the teacher assumed he was the one who died. The way to check if you are dead is to cut off your finger to see if you bleed, he bled.)

Next, memory is brought up in episode 4, Friendship. Yellow Guy is told to "remember it", referring to the password, but he forgot it. I love how vague "it" is. If you told me to remember the thing that we did on that one day, of course I would forget it! Yellow felt bad after they got locked out of their computer, saying it was all his fault because he couldn't remember it. Is that why they are being tortured? Nope. Well... it is his fault they are being tortured but not because he couldn't remember the password or whatever "it" represents.

SIDE THEORY TANGENT (skippable): Lesley, the supported theorized mother of Yellow Guy, is mad at him. She lives on the second top floor of the house, and when Yellow Guy visited with full batteries he was told that he was not her real son. I believe that is either because of his fully charged batteries or because Lesley killed Yellow Guy when he was alive (that's what that scene was by the way! Fun fact: it was narrated by Lesley :D). You are probably asking why she's mad about it then. I believe it is either because she viewed him as being reckless, but why would she still be mad at her son about being reckless years later? It is most likely because of her being mad at herself for killing him. She is blaming him for this, saying that he isn't her real son because she is mad at him. Or because it is quite literal. What if her son was a human and not a robotic puppet yellow pig? So then, he isn't her real son.

What was I talking about again? Oh right, memories. I'll just get to the point- All of what I mentioned was foreshadowing in the most genius I had ever seen. It all built up to Yellow Guy, forgetting why he had the book, or diary, if you will, of his memories and past actions and new language. And he shredded it. The second time... this is the second time something got shredded because of Duck and something important was lost because of Duck. AND JEEBUS CREEBUS IT WAS SO SUBTLY YET ANNOYINGLY ON-THE-NOSE THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

Bonus is only Bruce, Jason, and Damian know Tim is even talking to Harley. So the rest of the Batfam is scared and confused about Tim saying things like "hanging out with mom" or "Mom like [this or that]" because "uh??? Tim??? Janet is dead???"

Tim, high on meds because he just got out of surgery for a broken bone or something: B, no. Jay! I want mom! She gives great hugs! Has she hugged you?

Jason, pulling out his phone and dialing Harley: I'm sure they are, baby bird, but she makes my phobia activated if she gets too close to me so I unfortunately have to pass on the hugs.

Jason, sees Tim get misty eyed and backtracks: Which means more hugs for you! I'll call her now!

Dick, confused: Who???

Jason, ignores him cause Harley picked up: Yeah, hey, can you get to the cave? Baby bird got hurt and is asking for your hugs.... yeah. He's high as a kite rn.. yeah, that'd be great

Jason: B! She'll be here in 15!

Damian: I shall take my leave, I don't feel like dealing with them feeding off each other

Steph: Wha?? Who??? What's going on??

Jason, shrugs and wonders to the lockers to shower and change: Tim's mom is coming.

Bruce: *grunt in agreement*

Dick:.. I guess we're waiting...

-------13 minutes later-----

Harley, barely parking her stolen car before running towards Bruce: WHERE'S MY BABY???

Bruce, pointing: He's fine. Just wanting your hugs.

Harley: *smothering Tim with affection*

Tim: *Still high as hell and accepting it easily*

Dick, who was recently bitten for daring to try to hug Tim: WHA? HARLEY??

Steph, who was also bitten: WHEN??? WHAT??? B???

Jason, drawn to the yelling: Oh, hey, Harls

Harley, flashes him a smile: Hia, Hoody!

Tim, beaming: Jay! Mom!

Jason, amused: yea. Your mom is here

Ivy, who just recovered from Harley's crazed driving: Hey, kid, please tell me you don't drive like your mom

Jason: He's worse

Tim: Mean

Ivy: please tell me you're joking

Jason: it's why he's not allowed to drive any normal humans, but himself. Metas can try if they wish to dare, otherwise it's best to let literally anyone else drive

Harley, fussing over her now pouting son: Stop being mean to your brother. I'll start crying if he does, then Red will, and Brucie will get uncomfortable

I think about Joker Junior Tim more often than I probably should, but I love the idea that Harley steps up as a mother figure for Tim after she gets away from Joker.

Harley to Ivy: This is my adopted son

Tim, dressed as RR: Hi

Ivy:... isn't that one of the Robins?

Tim, insane grin: Yes

Harley, equally insane grin: I share custody with bats

Ivy, looking between them: ah... I see it now. I don't have to worry about you narcing on us, do I?

Tim, shrugs: My own list of crimes are numerous, I won't stop you from doing anything so long as I can agree with your motives and methods. Just warn me if I need to be "unfortunately out of town" or across town or whatever. It's my policy with Hood and Baby Bat

Harley: of course we'll warn you, baby!

Ivy: Back up. Why Hood and... Robin? But not the other Bats?

Tim: Well, despite both making so many attempts on my life to begin with, they're the only Bats that won't rat on me for silly things like kill counts or petty theft or what not. Since one's an ex assassin and the other a crimelord

[jellazticious]

I do not choose what I draw

The drawings choose me

[sspacebubbles]

I think they’re neat

[hill-art02]

Here's an old drawing of Janet as a human.

[rap-art]

[ag-mayonnaiseduck57]

Janet saying hello!

She is so cute. I wish she got more screen time. I wanted to see some family bonding.

[strange-doll-child]

I seen a lot of people(sorta’) drawing Time Child & Janet as friends- So uh, using that as an excuse to try and draw both of them, so take this doodle(Ft. My crusty photo quality)

[fancy-graphics63]

Because, what make newborn baby cute is their sounds

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