#don't avada kedavra the messenger

[hp-daddies]

My favorite lines from Studio C's Oh Snape sketches:

1. "Don't Avada Kedavra the messenger"

2. "Full disclosure, the Dark Lord is colorblind"

3. "You know I'm not entirely sure how one... milks a snake...?"

4. "I shall show these mmmudbloods how to mmmilk a ssssnake"

5. "You whisper to it in snake language." "Parseltongue!"

6. "I never thought of you as having parents"

7. "Witches be crazy." "No! Witches be totally smart for wanting... this."

8. I'll show you how a mmman drinks sssnake mmmmilk"

9. "Apparently I haven't lived, Ive just had blueberry snake milk"

10. "I'll tell you what you're not good at, is being a loyal henchman"

11. "...has all his teeth." "Doesn't have all his nose."

12. "Yes I have betrayed tou but you betrayed me first."

13. "What was the spell? What was the spell that got in the way? Expelliarmus. I learned that in the first...grade...of... wizarding school. Expelliarmus, thats what defeated the Dark Lord."

14. "I don't even think the director had read the book."

15. "You killed my Butterbeer."

16. "Wingardium Capiosa." "Thats a fake thing you just said."

17. "The Dark Lord has stronger hands than Snape."

18. "Who made this, Paula Deen? I could pour this over popcorn and be like done! Its delicious now."

19. "They don't call me Sevy the Bean... Queen for nothing. Sevy the Bean Queen."

20. "How is the wizarding world not full of diabetics?"

21. "We need to find you... a new woman."

[drrarythings]

"Homeboy™ getting mean after learning the truth. Salty times!"

Rita Skeeters

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[ravenheartedgirl]

don't avada kedavra the messenger

[oceanicrage]

DON'T AVADA KEDAVRA THE MESSENGER IM WHEEZING

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[herbstistda]

"Don't avada kedavra the messenger"

[ravenheartedgirl]

Don't avada kedavra the messenger

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now