#don't ask why koko's mean idk

[yandereloversblog]

Ask for Bonten

How would u find ur darling or meet ur darling if they never go to clubs, bars, raves or have not done anything in their life that contains alcohol or drugs

Basically how u meet a darling THAG has a clean life

🧋 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐬𝐤 🧋 -> 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧

╰┈➤ . . . 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎?

╰┈➤ . . . 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: I do that, never visited a club and stuff or drank alcohol and all that- idk why you make it sound like it's the cleanest life you can get 😭

-> 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 "𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲" 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐨

"That would be a little difficult..." Mikey mumbled and stared at the ground "Although I don't go out much I do pass the streets a lot by car... And I like wandering around sometime when I'm in a good mood..." He furrowed his brows in annoyance at the thought of not being able to meet with his angel, then frustrated "Whatever... I'll find them. Even with just a look I know how to find my angel... I would prefer someone who's normal anyways, so they don't know how to manipulate and get out of my clutches with whatever specialty they might have if they were in Bonten..." Mikey clenched his jaw, glaring angrily "But to suggest that I might not find them because of something so trivial... Fuck off before I kill you..."

-> 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮

"So? I'll corrupt them and force them to do those if they continue refusing me." Sanzu grumbled with a frown, it's not like he only did those stuff... "I go out on walks too you know! I'm not like my dumbass brother. Sometimes we need to go buy Mikey dorayaki during the day and..." He ran out of thoughts to say "Know what, fuck you. I'll find my darling one way or another so it doesn't matter!"

-> 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨

"You're saying like I just pick them off the street or some random person from the club." Kakucho frowned at the question, sighing and rubbing his face "For your information I'd prefer it if they never did that, it means I won't have to worry about any addiction they might have or concern myself that they've been around all those annoying people..." Kakucho glanced to the side, thinking for a second with a softer expression "I would love to have a normal relationship with them... But with Bonten I can't... At least I'll be able to protect them."

-> 𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

"Can somebody really never visit a club in their life?" Ran rose a brow with a confused smile, almost like that is foreign to him "Ah whatever, I do walk around stores and streets of Roppongi during the daytime so I'll manage to find my sweetheart, besides..." He smirked, eyes slightly narrowing into a glare towards you "Who do you think you are to suggest I'll never find my darling otherwise, honestly it's cuter if it's someone who hasn't touched the filth in the underworld, they're even better to corrupt~"

-> 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

Rindou glared in annoyance "Social media dumbass." He scoffed like it was obvious "And we literally drive around during the day, we're not all shut inside an office like the boss. Do you think we're vampires or something?" Rindou mumbled a small string of curses, trying to think of more examples of how to meet his darling "Just because they don't exactly visit the establishments we own doesn't mean I can't meet with them... I can go wherever I want as long as I'm careful."

-> 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐢

"You're saying that like we don't go out during the day to walk around or do business." Koko tilted his head to the side, a mocking look in his eyes as he smirked, condescending "Least I do, it's normal for me to visit normal shop and malls during the day or go do business in private restaurants in the morning. Though it might be difficult to meet my darling if they live at a poorer area, still I'll manage..." Sharp eyes narrowed even more into a cold glare "So quit being nosey, I'll have my darling one way or another."

-> 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢

He looked lost, leaning further on the chair with an annoyed sigh "That's a problem. I don't like going out. Especially in areas we don't control." An annoyed glare appeared on Takeomi's face from having to think so hard "Maybe I can meet them at a few quiet spots I like to go to and smoke, but it'll have to be during the night, can't stand too many people around me for long."

-> 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢 𝐌𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐢

Mochi thought about it for a good minute "Have to go with Rindou's suggestion, there's a million ways to meet my darling as long as I try." He shrugged "Bonten doesn't just own clubs, we own a lot of other businesses and areas as well, and besides just because my darling is clean doesn't mean their friends and family are, would be an interesting turn of events if a family member or friend borrowed a large amount of money and sold them in a fit of panic. Anything can happen in this world."

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestiveish,

Desc: a series of different dm's consisting of different pairs in tokrev more or less relating to the same event. also it's the last timeline where everything is jolly (ass description, my bad)

Draken + Mikey

Draken: man i'm so fucking tired of you

Draken: if you aren't here in the next 5 minutes i'm trashing your fucking bike

Mikey: no you won't lol

Mikey: you made it, you're not gonna hurt your precious creation are you?😙

Draken: ...

Draken: we won't name the baby after you

Mikey: you weren't going to anyway 😒

Draken: can't you just listen to me then???

Draken: YOU HAVE A RACE IN 10 MINUTES DICKWEED

Mikey: bro chill i was taking a piss

Draken: ITS BEEN 30 MINUTES

Draken: and YOU'RE LYING

Draken: YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH A MARRIED MAN

Draken: LEAVE MITCHY ALONE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

Mikey: no i'm literally in the bathroom

Draken: motherfucker i can see you 😐

Mikey: ok fine geez i'm coming down

Draken: i don't want you to be my client anymore

Mikey: you're married to my sister so you can't get rid of me

Mikey: brother in law😋

Inupi + Shin

Shin: yo Inupi! Mikey's gonna come over after the race and chill with me for a while

Shin: so you don't have to close up i'll take care of that

Inupi: i thought we were gonna hang out lol

Inupi: but ig you don't care about me

Shin: wha-

Shin: that's not true 😞✊

Shin: i mean, we work together so we always hang out😅

Shin: and i feel pretty weird drinking with you since i've known you since you were a kid😂

Inupi: i'm 30

Inupi: did you know that i also have sex sometimes

Inupi: i'm a grown adult Shinichiro

Shin: WOAH THERE BUDDY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shin: 😆

Shin: i get that you're grown but idk you're just lil Inupi to me

Inupi: 😐

Shin: just hang out with me and Mikey okay?

Inupi: no

Shin: bro why?

Inupi: i don't like him, at all

Shin: Mikey??? what's there not to like?

Inupi: 😑

Shin: :(

Inupi: fine

Shin: :)

Shin: i'll ask him to invite a few friends so it's not awkward and maybe you can invite Koko?

Inupi: k

Shin: 😁

Inupi: ...

Inupi: 🙂

Koko + Kisaki

Kisaki: you need to stop gambling Kokonoi

Kisaki: evertime you lose, a strand of your hair turns grey

Kisaki: and well... you lose a lot

Koko: my hair is white because i dyed it that way

Koko: no other reason

Kisaki: ...sure

Koko: and i'm not that bad, i just need a little more practice is all🙂

Kisaki: you have lost millions of yen due to this practice

Kisaki: enough is enough😕

Kisaki: anyway, i need a drink and there's a new restaurant that opened up yesterday, will you be joining me?

Koko: i'm meeting up with my friend Seishu today so i'll have to pass

Kisaki: oh yes, your friend

Kisaki: the pretty boy, correct?

Koko: yes

Koko: i mean you could call him that, i wouldn't know

Kisaki: ...

Kisaki: are you guys...

Kisaki: nevermind

Koko: are we what?

Kisaki: you know...

Kisaki: gay

Kisaki: are guys gay together? as in homosexual. as in attracted to each other as men? together?

Kisaki: like a couple of sorts

Kisaki: i usually don't like gay people but i'll make an exception for you and still be your colleague and even your friend

Koko: ...

Koko: Seishu is my friend

Koko: 😐

Kisaki: your secret is safe with me

Koko: there is no secret

Kisaki: alright 😏

Kisaki: i regret sending that emoji, i apologize

Koko: what about you and the hand tattoo man?? hm? what about that? Hanma was it?

Kisaki: Hanma??

Kisaki: i've called the police on Hanma 4 times already, you know that😐

Koko: he makes breakfast in your kitchen fully nude

Kisaki: we were friends in our teenage years and then he confessed his love to me and made it weird

Koko: and here he is still in your life

Kisaki: arguing with him is futile, even with the police. what do you want me to do?

Koko: just remember that when you point at someone there are three fingers pointing back at you

Koko: i'm leaving😐

Kisaki: not very slay of you

Pah + Peh

Peh: wife angry again

Peh: not talking to me

Pah: haha bozo

Pah: try rubbing her feet

Peh: they smell bad

Pah: try rubbing her back

Pah: massage

Peh: won't let me touch her 😕

Pah: her loss 👎

Pah: show off your abs

Peh: been eating more lately she cooks good no more abs

Pah: lmao

Pah: cry

Peh: already doing that 😐

Pah: sorry

Pah: don't know what you want me to do

Peh: i'll figure it out

Pah: why is she mad?

Peh: we were watching E.T and she said she liked him and i told her that i would kill him with hammers brutally

Pah: fair reaction

Peh: women r so hard to understand

Pah: word

[evilvvithin]

I'm curious ッ How do you imagine König under all those covers? 😄 Like...What hair color does he have? What hairstyle does he wear? Does he have any scars? Is he a six-pack guy or more a dad-bod but muscly? Is he hairy? Does he have a skincare routine? And so on 😄

Okay, listen.

I imagine König just as his voice actor, Jim Boeven. König clearly got his eyes so it's safe to assume they just used his face and everything to model him, like other CoD characters. More likely König just looks like him just yonger, with light brown / dark blonde hair because idk why it just suits him in my head. I can't decide if his hair are rather curly or just normally straight but I'd go with short, straight hair. Messy, short hair because they're short he doesn't do much with them in terms of styling or anything but I mean he does care for his hair, he definetly owns more haircare products than just shampoo. Also, ngl, I feel like König would have big corners as his hair goes away a little and he hates it and does everything to slow it. You bet he has lean, muscle body because he's in army for so long. Not super big beefy body builder muscles, but nice abs visible sixpack and he's lean. He might get more dad bod cause christmas time and cookies? Hell yea. He loves food. I already mentioned it in my nsfw alphabet and nothign has changed so he is hairy, but i can see him taking care of his chest so he doens't look like a bear, same goes for the crotch area. He has little more hairy back than others too, imo. He also won't go fully shaved because he's trying to hide the scars he has, not many but few really deep visible ones. (I find scars nothing to be ashamed of but I can see him not being comfortable with proudly showing them to everyone but he would not mind with his s/o or close friends) He does care how he looks and presents himself because he's not fully satisfied with himself, therefore putting more effort in his looks. He totally shaves his face making sure it's smooth all the time and if he has beard, its always perfect length and symetric. He will put cream on his face and hands every morning and if he doesn't use sea or kokosnuss scent everywhere I'd burry myself alive, when I see könig i smell kokos don't ask. Kokos or some strong, expensive parfume because he wants to smell good. You'd find his lips scared too because he bites on them, unknowingly most of the time. I don't think he bites his nails but more than often you find the skin around nails pulled off. He doesnt even realize he's doing it, he just does it from time to time when he gets nervous. He also tries to use lipbalm all the time on his cracked lips but always forgets. Imagining König dressed in anything else than black or army styled pants doesn't click with me, he'd wear some big and comfy tshirt with those. I don't think he cares much about motives he just wants something he feels good in but he 100% owns multiple shirts with his favorite bands. Not wearing sniper hood irl, hes the type of guy to jsut wear scarf all the time (unless its dying hot outside) and he tends to pull it up his lips or even up to his nose. I don't think he wears any rings or necklases and definetly no earrings, they just get in way of his comfy feeling. He also hates tight boxers, random HC. He also got bad tooth or two because he loooved sweets as kid as we came to the conclusion with @brandnewhuman (and he still does but doesnt eat it that much anymore) but he'd still give you nice smile as the teeth wouldn't be visible at all.

[kissesforsatoru]

My mom quite literally called me to come home and didn’t even give me a day to chill- sodjwjjf I can imagine this being with koko as well. You FINALLY agree out of being drain to say yes BUT you say you wann wait for maybe 5-10 extra years before you do koko and your family say sure

But tbh I don’t think Koko really means what he says- he agrees to let you have extra years of being single but he may actually get intense with his pressure. You’ll prob have a call within a month or a week where your family will suggest you get married to koko within a month or year even tho you said you wanted extra time

Sure you can but watch as koko comes to your door with wedding plans and options for you and bride dress boutiques and cake flavors and anything else and plan the date within that year or month-

Koko said “sure” but what he really meant was a “ ‘sure’ “

- 🌑

koko would literally start planning and then when you ask him why he would say "oh, just thinking of ideas. i wouldn't want us to be too stressed when the date finally comes" which is the biggest lie ever. he literally asks you every single detail and starts booking and ordering everyhting (behind your back).

if you tell him you don't know or you don't want to think about that stuff then he'll get all pissy and say "baby, idk why you're being unreasonable right now. i'm just asking you quesntions, it's not like we're actually planning the wedding right now" (another lie)

you just have to give in and then after a year of this suddenly you're going to a dress fitting, a rehearsal dinner, and the then the next thing you know you're getting married and honestly it's all so sudden and you're so confused that you can't even stop the wedding (that and your family is literally ecstatic and you can't let them down).

koko really said "sure" but meant "'sure...'"

[zaenaris]

soo koko followed Inupi even without the fire. Wakui must really ship them, between their beautiful reconciliation, and the fact that he didn't gve them trauma in this new timeline ( and all the goodies with these two, i mean Wakui was aware/accomplice of what was created right?). I guess that Koko get ower his puppy crush on Akane and followed Inupi by his own choice, without any trauma/obession about money. =)

so it seems🥹

I mean, in ch.277 Inupi didn't have his scar, meaning no fire, but Kazutora didn't have his tattoo as well, but I mean, the fire and Tora's toxic relationship with his parents had nothing to do with Mikey, so idk if Wakui just forgot or, somehow, Takemichi and Mikey fixed that (how??) but not Kaku-chan? He still have his scar, meaning his parents died in this TL a well? Why not fixing that as well??

Idk, I'm probably asking too many questions that won't be addressed in ch.278, maybe if we're lucky we'll get some more info in the last data book/various extra. Or maybe we won't and I'm looking for logical answers where there was no logic to begin with lol (mixed feelings about the last chapter, sorry, I don't want to be a mood breaker, this was such a cute question)

So, for simplicity's sake, let's say, the fire didn't happen and InuNeko are together because they are simply meant to be🥹💜☯️

Yes, I love it too that Wakui always add smalls details about them even in the more random situation, he really said "they're a set, do not separate"

Yes, I want to believe Koko's infatuation for Akane was just that, a puppy crush that would have naturally faded away, if the fire didn't happen and didn't create all the trauma/guilt.

Even if I'm not a fan of the reset solution, I'm glad these kids could develop their relationship in a healthier way, especially because, without fire/money/guilt etc, this would confirm -once again, as we already know- that Koko followed Inupi because he just wanted to stay with him🥹

[a-tale-of-legends]

Legendverse stuff but about the non oc Chosens!!!

First things first: I feel so bad for Blue. Like I'm still torn on Red and Green being Chosens, but if I do go through with it; Red was Chosen by Mew, Green was Chosen by Mewtwo and the legendary birds are most likely Choose the Pokemon Go leaders. I will say that there's multiple of the legendary birds, so there's still a chance that Blue could be Chosen by one of them, but come on man!!! Let him have a win!!!

However. Blue has been around, apparently. Maybe he got Chosen by either one of the other Johto legendaries, or the other Kalos ones? Idk. This poor guy.

Silver was Chosen by Celebi, which means he gets cool time powers. However! He cannot time travel. That's all Celebi. What he can do is reverse time a bit. Like, say, a glass fell and broke on the ground. Silver can use his powers to reverse the events of the glass falling down. So the glass that was once broken is back to its original state. Now small objects and events he can reverse, but doing something bigger takes a lot out of him.

Wally might be Chosen by Jarachi. Might. If that were the case, as I've said in a previous post, he would have the power of temporary wishes. As in he can wish for literally anything, but it's only temporary, only lasting a minute or so. Wally would be skilled enough to make use of them, however. I might add that if he wants a particular wish to last longer, he can only focus on that wish, and nothing else.

Maxie and Archie went from Curse-Chosen to momentarily Chosen to not Chosen at all by Groudon and Kyogre respectively. I think after further reflection of themselves made them realize that having powers might not be the best idea, so they asked to be UnChosen.

N used to be Chosen, by Reshiram, but didn't display any powers. At least. Not when Ghetsis was around. Lord knows what would happen if Ghetsis found out about N's supposed powers then. Let alone the concept of Chosens( arguably, he already knows, but still). He's no longer Chosen by any legendary, trying to get an "as normal as you can get" life.

Shauna my beloved got Chosen by Zygarde. Makes sense who the Chosens for Yveltal and Xerneas are. Her powers are iffy right now, but here are some ideas. 1) she has "all seeing eyes". As in she can see what a Zygarde cell can see, or at least sense what they are sensing. 2) she can create mini constructs out of the earth. In a similar fashion to Zygarde, these constructs can gather together into a bigger one. Though. Like. This seems like melmetal or whatever you call it, so it might get scrapped. I honestly see Shauna as a scout for Jude and Dante, between her potential powers and just her traveling a lot.

Alola is fucking weird. Can Silvally Choose? I don't know. But can Mewtwo potentially Choose? Yes. But that's Mewtwo. Mewtwo is able to mega evolve with an artificial mega stone cause in lore there's no way Mewtwo can mega evolve if that weren't the case. Mewtwo works off of spite. If you say they cannot Choose, they will do so anyway to spite you. Now it's not like I don't think Silvally wouldn't want to Choose Gladion. I feel they most certainly would if given the ability to. But I don't think they can. This, however, does bring to my idea of having "Soul Bonded". Chosen, but not exactly Chosen. Maybe no real powers but still bonded in a way that isn't like a regular super strong bond between people and pokemon ( specifically with a legendary. Only with a legendary, now that I think about it)

If the Tapu's could Choose, and they can, then that would mean the island kahuna's would all be Chosens and I don't want that. So what's the difference? What makes them care enough to go " You are my Chosen One". That, I don't know. But I do like the idea of Hau being Chosen by Tapu-Koko. I just don't understand the "why". Again, Alola is fucking weird.

Hoppers <3 Hopscotch, Hippity-Hop, Hop-a-roo! He's obviously Chosen by Zamazenta, and have similar powers to Naomi. Most noticeable is the Howl. But unlike Naomi he can't create smokey swords and such. Rather he focuses more on barriers, force fields, anything that can protect. That doesn't mean these barriers can't be offensive. He can shrink and expand them at will, and can be used to shove an enemy into a small corner.....once he gets the proper training.

Now. I don't think Cheren and Bianca are going to get Chosens. NOT THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE IT THEY DO. But between their best friends being Chosens, and all the hardships that it caused, I think being Chosens themselves is something they rather not do. Instead, I like to think that they would try and record their findings on it. None of the Chosens really know what to do when they start out, and from the sound of it, neither does the Legendaries that Choose them. Any information obtained and stored is a blessing.

Barry is another one I feel he would be content with not having crazy god powers. Would he complain about it? Yeah. But ultimately,I feel like his main job is making sure Danica and Kiran are safe. Do yeah. Barry isn't a Chosen. The same can be said for Hugh btw. His brig brother instincts make him focus more on making sure that Eva and Wayne are safe that actually being recognized by a Legendary.

And....yeah! Hope you enjoyed!

[tomanpeach]

champagne for my real friends – (ran x reader ft. bonten)

a/n: this took forever to finish but i'm happy with how it turned out!!! also this is so humiliating but i literally forgot to write in mochi please don't hate me oh my GOD

content: LIL BIT NSFW!!! JUST SOME MENTIONS OF PAST STUFF!!! drunk!ran, pregnant!reader, bonten members, alcohol/drinking, last but not least there is so much swearing idk how else to write these folks i'm sorry lmaooo just a little meet the bontens fic :')

word count: 4.7k

(( this is a part of my boyfriendification/daddyfication of ran haitani universe please check out the original fics if you're interested! :) ))

"haitani," sanzu calls across the table. everyone's attention shifts over to him. "sorry," he says to rindou. "big haitani."

rindou rolls his eyes at the descriptor. ran chuckles and jerks his chin in sanzu's direction, silently indicating to him to proceed.

"what ever happened with your girl's pregnancy scare?"

there are a few exclamations or remarks in agreement: "shit, yeah!" "oh right, what did happen with that?"

"not a scare," ran tries to conceal a grin. "she's pregnant."

there are a few shocked sounds. he continues, "and we're gonna have the kid."

"shut the fuck up," kakucho's jaw hangs open in shock. takeomi, sitting to ran's left, claps him on the back in congratulations. "is he serious??" koko asks, looking not to ran, but to the more trustworthy rindou beside him, who nods. "that's not fair!" sanzu whines, throwing a childish pout toward ran. "why do you tell rindou everything first?"

"that's a dumb fucking question," koko scoffs, earning a shove from sanzu. ran snorts and takes a long drink.

suddenly, mikey raises his glass. the table goes silent, all eyes looking to him. "congratulations, haitani," he says with a small smile on his lips. "that's big news." everyone else raises their cups, celebrating ran's announcement.

ran hadn't realized how much mikey's approval would mean to him. he knew at some point he'd have to tell everyone. that they'd have to meet to discuss the logistics and the security risks of ran having a family, make sure his pregnant girlfriend and future baby would remain undiscoverable by rival organizations. but he had expected it to just be that: a topic for an executives meeting. never would he have expected mikey to congratulate him on the news, too.

"shots," ran slams a hand on the table. "on me. for everyone. mikey?" mikey hesitates but nods his agreement. "fuck yeah, great." ran waves to the bartender and in moments, they're all being handed shots of whiskey.

ran haitani was not a lightweight; the man could drink. as much as everyone else, and then some. typically, on these nights out for a drink with bonten, he would barely even get buzzed. when things at work got overwhelming, the guys had gotten in the habit of walking to the bar near their office together to vent about everything and have a beer. there were always brushes with law enforcement, court dates, dodged attacks on cargo, and this past week, a near miss involving an unmarked black van trying to run mikey's car off the road. none of this was unusual in bonten's world, but it took its toll when the events started to pile up. mikey had even been the one to suggest getting drinks tonight, signaling that even their leader was on edge: something that rarely happened.

when mikey went out to drink with his subordinates, they tried to keep it more on the professional side. nobody drank until he did, all cues were taken directly from his actions. but mikey had announced that congratulations were in order and something had switched in ran's brain. he was celebrating tonight.

after the first round of shots, he insisted on another. mikey was in a surprisingly good mood, always having been a sucker for happy announcements, and seemed perfectly content as ran ordered more shots and bottles and rounds of drinks.

as the hours passed, what began as a beer after work had become a rowdy, drunken night out. the table soon became the loudest in the bar, though the bartenders and owner recognized the mysterious tattoo they all donned and didn't dare say a word. the drunkest of them all, though, was ran.

"i'm really gonna be a fuckin' dad," he slurs, leaning into rindou's side, eyes on kakucho. "a cool dad, though. like, so fuckin' cool. imagine how cool i'll be as a dad. rin? yo, imagine it, man."

"jesus, slow down, dumbass," rindou shoves ran off of him as his older brother lifts his 5th? maybe 6th?? shot to lips. "how many is that now?"

"6," kakucho answers rindou from across the table, seeming sober enough to be trusted. ran snorts out a laugh and downs the dark liquor anyway.

he folds his long arms onto the table and rests his chin on them like a little kid. "you ever want kids?" he asks to no one in particular.

"you're so fucked up, man," takeomi chuckles, lighting a cigarette.

ran gives him look like he has no idea what he's talking about. mikey is watching with amusement, always intrigued by the behavior of his men outside of work and especially when they let loose in their personal lives.

"get him home, rin," koko nudges rindou.

"fuck no," rindou scowls. "i'm not his babysitter. he's an adult."

"he's trashed," kakucho indicates to where ran has almost fallen asleep at the table.

"should we call his girlfriend?"

everyone's heads whip toward sanzu, who's got the most devious grin on his face.

kakucho is the first to object to the idea, "he'd kill us for that."

"who am i killing?" ran lifts his head an inch. rindou rolls his eyes. the table falls silent as everyone continues to think it over.

"listen," sanzu raises his hands casually. "he's so gone right now, he'll probably just be happy as fuck when he sees his girl show up, right? and none of you have ever even met her! aren't you curious??"

"that's a good point," koko smirks. "fuck it, gimme his phone."

rindou lifts ran's phone from where it sits on the table between him and his brother and holds it up to ran's face. "ran, look up," he instructs. his brother turns slightly, blinks at the screen, and the phone unlocks. rindou places it into kokonoi's outstretched hand.

"hey, hang on," ran pushes himself back so that he's sitting up properly, almost sending the whole chair tumbling backwards. takeomi steadies it with an irritated huff.

koko easily finds your texts– they're pinned to the top of ran's messages. all of the bonten members have become familiar with your name, and there it is under a picture of you, saved with a single fiery heart emoji beside it. "let me call her," sanzu taps koko on the shoulder. "she's met me. it'll scare the shit out of her if you call."

koko looks up as if ready to protest, but mikey gives him a stern look that says listen to sanzu. so he does, handing the phone over obediently.

you answer on the second ring, voice slightly sleepy, "hi, baby."

"hey, sweetheart!" comes a voice that is definitely not ran's. "sorry to startle you. it's haruchiyo, 'member me?"

you feel your stomach drop. why on earth would one of ran's colleagues be calling you from ran's phone? "is ran okay?" you ask quickly.

"he sure is!" sanzu laughs like you've told him a joke. "but he's also piss fuckin' drunk."

"who the fuck is that?" ran's focus settles on sanzu's phone call. he balls the back of rindou's shirt in his fist, "who's he talking to?"

rindou roughly shakes off his brother's grip, "don't grab me. calm the fuck down."

"jesus christ..." you groan, hearing the exchange in the background of the call. "should i... would it be okay if i come to get him?"

"i think that would be a great idea. i hope it's not too much trouble!"

"no, he's always trouble," you scoff, though it comes across fondly. "i'll be there soon. haruchiyo, would you mind texting me the address?"

"sure thing, babe. we'll see you soon." he hangs up before you can clarify who exactly we entails.

once you've gotten the call from sanzu, you don't want to waste any time. luckily, you haven't gotten into pajamas yet; you're still in comfortable clothes from earlier that day. you grab a bottle of water from the fridge and toss a bottle of painkillers in your bag before heading out to your car.

you follow the map to the location sanzu has sent: a divey little bar only a block from ran's office. when you don't see his car in the parking lot, you assume he must've walked. at least the batmobile was safely in the parking structure at the bonten building.

it wasn't often that ran got drunk. try as you might, you couldn't actually remember a time when he'd been less sober than you. usually it was him who took your drunk ass home and played nurse. you inhale deeply to steel your nerves and head out into the cold night air.

the bar is warm, thankfully. it's dimly lit and bustling, almost every table and seat is full. the clack of a billiards game can barely be heard over the loud voices and the sound of the radio. eyeing the crowd, you notice that there's a clear division between one table in the back and the rest of the patrons. and at that table is a bright pink head of hair belonging to a man who you notice is waving you over.

you step carefully through the crowded bar, making your way toward sanzu and the bonten members. as you approach, you recognize the back of ran's long, lean body, sitting with his head propped up on his elbow.

"she's here! our savior!" sanzu exclaims, beaming at you. the five other men at the table turn to look at you. ran doesn't move. "just the ran haitani rescue team," you joke awkardly, earning a grin from the man at the other end of the table who you assume has to be mikey based on... well, everything about him.

sanzu motions around the table, quickly introducing the men: takeomi, kakucho, mikey, kokonoi, rindou. "nice to meet you," you nod respectfully and introduce yourself.

"and, of course, you know this ugly motherfu–" "can you be fuckin' polite, shithead??" koko elbows sanzu sharply. you try and fail to hold in a chuckle. "i know him well," you reply, unfazed. stepping forward, you kneel beside ran to get a look at his face. his eyes are closed, his cheek smushed into the hand that he's resting on.

"ran? wake up, hon."

his eyes crack open. when he recognizes you he smiles, "wow, hey, baby. where'd you come from?? look at you, you look so good. you're so pretty."

"and you're so drunk," you counter, cupping his cheek. ran's smile deepens at the touch, turning his head to kiss your hand. the movement causes his head to slip from his hand and hit the table with a thunk. the rest of the table howls with laughter.

"shit," ran raises his head, nearly chuckling himself. "come kiss it, baby." you lean in to kiss his forehead and he becomes jello, all his weight tumbling toward you.

you stand up to intercept his falling body with your own. he stays there, leaning against your side, eyes falling shut again. you run a hand along his shoulders lovingly. "i should get him home," you tell everyone. "thanks for calling me, haruchiyo. i appreciate it." sanzu winks, waving his hand: it was nothing.

"sorry, would someone mind giving me a hand with him?" you ask sheepishly, nearly laughing out loud when every single member of bonten rises from his seat.

takeomi throws one of ran's arm over his shoulder and pulls him up. ran is practically dead weight as takeomi shuffles him away from the table. kakucho comes around to ran's other side and does the same thing. together, the two men have no trouble carrying drunk ran to the door. "i'll supervise," sanzu follows them through the bar, scarred mouth tugging up into a delighted smile.

"nice meeting you all," you wave slightly to mikey, koko, and rindou, all of whom are still standing, watching their colleague being carried out of the bar. they nod their heads politely to you and you hurry to catch up with takeomi, kakucho, and sanzu.

"where do you–"

"which car, sweetheart?" sanzu asks, cutting off takeomi.

"sanzu... fuckin' kill you..." ran grumbles upon hearing sanzu call you sweetheart. he lurches forward but takeomi and kakucho are holding on tight.

you jog ahead to your car and open the door.

they help you fold ran's long limbs into the passenger seat until he's curled up and cozy against the upholstery. the four of you stare at him sleeping soundly for a moment.

"hey, i've got a great idea!" sanzu exclaims. "you should come back in and have a drink with us."

"thank you, that's very sweet, but–"

"she can't drink, she's pregnant, dipshit," kakucho rolls his eyes at sanzu.

"oh? you... oh..." you sputter. "...you know?"

"he told us tonight," takeomi gives you a genuine smile. "congratulations, by the way."

"thank you," you return the expression, hand coming up to rest on ran's shoulder, smoothing the fabric of his shirt nervously.

"well, at least come have a soda," sanzu bargains. "you can have soda, right? bubbles won't ruin the whole–" he gestures vaguely to your abdomen. "–project?" you can't help but laugh, "yeah, soda's fine."

"then come on in," he reaches to pat your shoulder tenderly. "we're all dying to know anything about you. ran doesn't tell us shit."

you give ran a questioning look out of habit, but he's out cold.

a soft mmm leaves his lips as you run your fingers through his hair, combing it out of his face. "tired, baby?" you ask. he nods wordlessly, eyes still closed. "okay, rest up a little. i'll be back soon."

you follow takeomi, sanzu, and kakucho back into the bar and straight to the table you'd found them at earlier.

"look who's back!" koko exclaims, the surprise evident in his voice.

sanzu presents you to the rest of the men with wide arms, like you're an answer in a game show puzzle.

smiling in a way that you hope doesn't come off as nervous or awkward, you give them another wave. the bonten members who had helped you get ran out to the car reclaim their seats around the table. ran's open chair sits before you, sandwiched between takeomi and one of the only other people you had recognized apart from sanzu: ran's brother, rindou.

you and rindou had met a handful of times, mostly briefly, but all pleasant. despite how much they bickered, you knew ran and rindou were incredibly close and deeply important to each other. ran would never admit it, but rindou's approval of you had been quite important to him. not quite a dealbreaker, but really fucking close.

luckily, from the first time you met the much more subdued and serious younger haitani, you'd immediately gotten along. you had respected rindou's quiet stoicism, the way he closely surveyed situations and people. rindou, on the other hand, appreciated your bubbly nature. he liked how kindly you spoke to him despite his cold facade, and knew that someone like that would be perfect for his brother who also tended to hide his true feelings from others. though ran chose to hide them behind a pearly white smirk. it didn't hurt that you also laughed when rindou made snarky remarks to his brother, and that you even teased ran a bit yourself.

rindou motions to the seat beside him, hoping to ease your obvious nervousness with a familiar face and a welcoming gesture. you sit beside him gratefully. though you and rin weren't particularly close, knowing he was ran's family who he trusted with his life, made him comforting company.

on your other side is takeomi, whom you'd only just met. he seems slightly older than the rest of bonten, and less amused by their shenanigans. from what ran had told you about him, he was much more of a veteran in their world, starting young as a founding member of a gang until now, where he's practically got a hand in every major crime organization in tokyo because of his knack for gathering intel and vast knowledge of the business.

what put you the most at ease, though, was the fact that ran always assured you that takeomi was not a bad guy. ran openly admitted to the fucked up shit he had carried out in his past, as well as that of the other bonten members (which, of course, was all top secret information you'd never share) but he always said that takeomi didn't roll like that. his official title was advisor because at his core– what he did best– was give advice. and apparently he knew what he preached perfectly well, he just didn't practice it himself.

he lights up a cigarette and sits back quietly, observing. surprisingly, mikey is the first to speak. "i wish i could say we've heard so much about you," he speaks in a soft voice, a slight grin on his lips.

"ran is ran," you shrug apologetically. "but i'm here now! i'd love to know more about you all, too."

"first," koko pushes his chair back from the table. "what are you drinking?"

"coke, please," you smile and he heads for the bar. looking back to the table, you add, "it is kind of shit that i can't do shots with my man anymore."

"or your man's friends," sanzu grins, pouring the rest of koko's beer into his own glass. "so, tell us everything."

"everything?"

"yeah, life story." you look over at takeomi and he smirks to indicate that he's kidding.

"jesus, don't stress her out," rindou mumbles, sipping on his beer. "fuckin' weirdos..." you pat his arm in a quiet thanks and possibly catch him grinning as he nods back.

"what kind of stuff do you want to know?" you lean back in your chair slightly, looking around at the faces of the men surrounding you. at ran's closest colleagues and friends. your mind goes to ran, wishing he was here with you while you meet bonten for the first time, holding your hand reassuringly, fielding questions like your own personal bodyguard/PR rep.

"where did you guys meet?" kakucho asks, leaning forward with genuine interest.

your mind flashes to the bathroom of club octagon where ran, who you'd known for 10 total minutes, had bent you over the countertop and rutted into your sopping core as he groaned filthy words in your ear.

"we were out with friends," you say, not a lie. "and we started talking."

"out where?" sanzu's eyes sparkle with mischief.

koko gives him an amused look and tells you, "sanzu's the fuckin' coked up prince of tokyo nightlife. you name it, he's been there."

"it was octagon."

"fuckin' love that place," he leans back in his chair, satisfied with the answer. to mikey he adds, "i fucked a girl in the bathroom there once."

mikey nods, unimpressed, while you try to maintain a poker face.

"why haven't we met you yet?" koko gives you a little pout. "haitani's keeping his princess locked in a tower or some shit?"

"weird that he wouldn't even introduce you to his brother," kakucho nods.

"we've met," you and rindou say at the same time.

"NOT FUCKIN' FAIR!" koko wails. takeomi visibly winces at the dramatics, making you smile. the dynamic between the bonten members seemed a lot like a little family, despite the dark undercurrent that seemed to connect them all.

"can i ask something a bit personal?" mikey speaks suddenly, dark eyes boring into yours from across the table. the way everyone goes silent when mikey has something to say nearly makes you shudder. you nod enthusiastically, wondering what it might be.

"have you given any thought to baby names yet?"

there's no indication that he's kidding at all. his genuine curiosity is endearing, even despite the whole silencing every other person at the table with just a look thing.

you nod, "probably ran jr."

nobody says a word.

"i'm kidding."

with the admission, the tipsy bonten members break; every single one of them howls with laughter. even mikey is chuckling at the joke.

"fuck haitani," kakucho grumbles. "i want a cool girlfriend, too, man..."

"why the fuck would any cool women ever date you with that face?" sanzu blurts through a laugh.

"who the fuck are you even talking to, dude?!" kakucho is laughing despite the subtle hostility in their back and forth.

someone orders another round of shots and soon the men are acting even looser, talking loudly and laughing with you like they've known you for years. you all sit talking, answering their questions, for a long while. their conversation moves so quickly, it doesn't feel like any time has passed at all, though.

"biggest thing in bonten is loyalty," takeomi is suddenly lecturing beside you. you can't help but find his older brother aura quite endearing. "so, you know, i'm sure ran has said it, but you're his one and fuckin' only."

you smile to yourself, nodding along to the man's words, "right. i definitely know that. and–"

"what the fuck is going on here?"

your head whips around to the familiar voice behind you. ran is standing a few feet back, swaying slightly. his violet eyes are so dark they're almost black, filled with confusion and rage. his eyebrows are drawn together, the only indication on his perfect poker face that indicates how he's feeling.

"baby," you stand up immediately. "you–"

"haitani!" sanzu cries fondly. "you're back from the dead!" he balls up a napkin from the table and tosses it at ran who swats it away.

"how do you feel?" you ask, now at his side. checking the time on your phone, you add, "you slept for a while."

he says nothing, just glares at the bonten executives seated around the table. the sleep had done him some good; he no longer felt like the room was spinning now, and could actually create a coherent thought. but now that his mind wasn't so cloudy, it was running wild with every possible thing the guys might have said to you. the jokes they might have made, the dark secrets they could have disclosed. were you okay? he worried. embarrassed? upset? scared?

"your girl's a delight, haitani."

ran focuses his gaze on his mikey as he continues, "you're forgiven for keeping her a secret for so long."

looking down at you, ran studies your face to make sure the calm expression is genuine. ran leans down to kiss your forehead. you're smiling when he looks at you again.

"should we get you home, honey?" your hand wraps around his, your sweet voice like music to his ears.

"it was really nice getting to talk with you guys," you turn back to the table of bonten's upper echelon. there's still a smile on your face, but ran remains skeptical. then the men are all waving enthusiastically, absolutely gushing out their goodbyes to you. ran snorts out a smug "have some self respect, boys."

"yeah, sure. fuckin' gloat," kakucho leans back in his seat, crossing his arms.

"you're such a child," rin sneers, shaking his head at his friend.

ran's arm wraps around your waist, the movement both territorial and because he was still wobbly and needed the support. "goodnight," he gives bonten a small wave of his fingers. "don't stay mad forever, kaku, you'll get ugly." takeomi holds the half drunk kakucho back with one arm while you and ran turn and head for the door.

the night outside the bar feels even colder than when you'd entered the bar earlier, and you cling to ran instinctively. he hesitates just outside the doorway for a moment. "shit, hang on," he nudges you away from him with his arm abruptly. turning on his heel, he promptly vomits into the bushes that line the building's perimeter.

"fuck!" he cries, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and standing up to his full height. breathing heavy, he turns to give you a wild-eyed look and a toothy grin.

"you feel so much better, don't you?" you smile at him.

"like i got a fuckin' exorcism," he says seriously, making you laugh. "i really needed that."

you dig for a tissue and a stick of gum from your purse and you pass them over to ran. the color seems to have returned to his face and he doesn't look quite so out of it.

however, he chooses to focus his newfound attention on you and asks, "so, do you mind telling me what the fuck you're doing here?"

"sanzu called me from your phone and asked me to pick you up because you were really drunk," you take his hand and lead him to your car. he pulls away, "and you listened to him?"

"yes?" you look at him incredulously. "ran, you were shitfaced. i could hear you on the phone."

"i would've sobered up. they just wanted–"

"to meet me?" you cut him off. "is that such a bad thing?"

ran inhales sharply through his nose, watching you cross your arms over your chest. in a kind of demented way, ran liked arguing with you. the way you defiantly talked back to him, raised your voice when you got frustrated, and pouted your lips just the smallest bit: it drove him crazy. ran knew better than to ever try a you're so pretty when you're angry line on you, but it didn't stop him from thinking it.

the dreamy look in his eyes gave him away though. you suddenly sigh, "you're still not 100%. i can tell because you're obviously thinking about something else right now."

he shakes his head, smirking unconvincingly, "i wouldn't do that."

you roll your eyes, though it's lighthearted, "sure, baby. now let me take you home."

when you take his hand again, he allows you to pull him along to your car. "i just don't want you puttin' yourself in bad situations..." ran continues. his voice sounds slightly strained and you can tell it's difficult for him to express these feelings. "scares the shit out of me, like, what if they had said something fucked up, or done something while i wasn't there to look out for you?"

"but it was okay," you hesitate behind your car, holding ran's waist. "it was fine. and i was gonna meet them eventually, right?"

"i guess," he sighs stubbornly.

"everything was good," you take his hands. "they were all perfect gentlemen. i wasn't uncomfortable at all. don't be mad, okay?"

ran bends to kiss you, soft lips melding with yours. he's still a little tipsy and his kisses are messier than you're used to, but you can feel his stress melting away.

you pull apart and get into your car. "you just can't," ran gestures, still not done with the conversation. "can't be so quick to listen to– i mean, any of those guys– but sanzu, of all people, okay??"

you smile and nod, clicking on your seatbelt. ran watches your amused face with frustration "i'm serious! sanzu is legitimately insane."

"ran, stop," you frown at him. "he was very sweet."

"none of those guys are fuckin' sweet!" ran scoffs. "they're in tokyo's largest criminal organization! they've all done terrible things!"

"hey," you give him a chastising look. "i happen to be in a serious relationship with an executive of tokyo's largest criminal organization."

"yeah, and he's an asshole," ran smirks.

"sometimes," you deadpan. ran laughs, reaching over to hold your hand in your lap. "but he loves me."

"you're damn right he does," his hand squeezes yours, thumb running across the back of it lovingly. you can tell he's still frustrated at the events of the evening, but it's fading.

"aren't you kind of glad i came to get you?" you cock your head to one side. "you didn't have to wait at the bar to sober up, i got to be with you at the end of the night..."

ran looks back at you with a look you can't figure out. he brings your hand to his lips, kissing your knuckles. "it was really nice to see you show up."

you smile as he cups your cheek and pulls you close. his lips brush yours softly as he whispers, "i just fuckin' love you. and i worry, alright?"

"i fuckin' love you, too," you kiss his forehead. "let me take you home and put you to bed, okay, baby?"

"deal."

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will you tell us your moots as tokyo revengers characters?

I did this like three times already so I just turn it around and tell you who they don't get along with because that's fun

@virtue-and-beneviolence is probably the one furthest away from senju. Totally a mom and would probably so annoyed by sweet little senju. She's like, you're 15 calm down girl. Honestly I think she would dislike a lot of people. Idk why but Izana and taiju seem likw people who she would fight. Taiju because he made fun of her height and izana because they just don't fit together.

@hiimviolet could never be close to ran haitani. Yeah enemies to enemies to enemies relationship right here. I think she would bite him and he would be afraid of her. Ran would roll his eyes everytime she enters the scene and she would throw shit at him.

@yokohamabeans because they gave big mitsuya vibes I guess sanzu is super far away from them. Like, I think they would just not talk with each other. Like never. Maybe in his head sanzu would see them as someone who could be a potential threat because Yoko = very smart person but otherwise....together in a room it would just be awkward silence all the way.

@drakenlvr lol so many people but ut would be so onesided. I see him being like urgh I hate it here while baji like twirls his hair and thinks about setting cars on firw together. Fun aside kill and Emma feel awkward together. Emma just doesn't know what to say and when he tries to show her a cool bug he caught she starts crying.

@tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang skskskskkskskskskkskskskskkskskss hear me out. I know you like rindou, I know but hear me out. I think he feels intimidated by her and it confuses him so much that he just can't stop feeling the need to educate her in party and Club shit. I see him trying to get her to drink and dance with him and she just looks at him all 😶 and he backs away slowly. Or his awful mix tape. Uff. He asks her if she likes darkcore drum and bass or dark techno more than minimal techno and house and ran has to forcefully drag his brother away because he gets so desperate trying to explain the epic high and lows of high school football techno clubs while jojo: 🧍‍♀️

@norbert 1; me.

@sanzupassthebutter me :/ because I forget her 😭 jokes aside I can see her and koko being mildy annoyed by each other. He triws his usual cat like mean personality thing and she just looks him up and down before turning away. He's flabbergasted. What just happend. I also feel like she would straight up shut him up when he tries to explain the stock market to her

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Inuin and Y/N

(This is a normal AU where Inuin and KoKo are your best friend and Inuin have a crush on you but you like KoKo-nut more. He’s stuck between wanting to break their friendship and want to kiss you senselessly.)

Warnings:yandere contents, swearing, spicy🌶🌶

(Sorry for late posts, I just got really depressed after my recent submission got 4 likes 😫😫😫Sorry if I haven’t written your submission because it’s probably not finished yet or It’s too uncomfortable for me to write. With that, enjoy.)

“Hey Inui!”

Someone hug Inui from behind making him snap out of his daydream. He turn around from his chair to see a familiar face that create a tint of blush on his cheeks.

“Y/N why are you here this early?”

“Early? Look around you dumb ass.” KoKo said as he comes into the class.

Inui lazily look around him to see the class empty. He must had fallen asleep.

“Oh.”

“Wht do you mean “Oh”? Pack your stuff or we’re leaving you behind!”

“KoKo don’t be so harsh on Inui, he’s just tired from his part time job.”

KoKo got a frond on his face when you defend Inui. Inui on the other hand blushes while putting his things in his back.

“Oh yea? For a person who sleeps around in class of cause he’s going to work in that shabby motorcycle shop.”

“Hey.” You warn Koko. Both of you look each other and inspect Inui’s face.

Inui is used to the constant slanders and being beaten around by Koko, It’s not that he’s a bully, he’s just like that. He would apologies later about it but what he said is true. Koko is a smart kid who get all A’s in his class. He’s the brightest kid in their little friend group. So, the brightest flower catches the most beautiful butterflies, and that butterfly is you.

For the first time in his life, he craves for someone and that someone is you. He misses you 24/7. Always wanting to see your face, hear your voice and feel your touch. He even goes as far as going to your house one night after work to see you. But unfortunately, you were asleep. It doesn’t matter much when he climbs to your window to see you sleeping so soundly.

You can call him a psychopath but he’s just making sure your save by hacking into your phone and looking through all your social info and private messages.

You can call him a creep for following you around at night making sure no wolfs can catch a cute bunny like you.

You can call him a sociopath for lying to you as he only sees you as a friend when he craves to feel more of you then your hands.

He doesn’t care what you call him, he’s doing all this to keep you save form the dangerous people out there or to feed his desires.

Now you both are in a hotpot restaurant. Koko apologies to Inui by treating hotpot and BBK to both of you. All of you talk about school life, how hard to weekly test was or gossip about that one kid in class that reminds the teacher about the homework. Noting goes into Inui mind as he’s too focus on you and Koko interactions.

Koko is talking about these facts he knows of, and you listen to him with wide eyes. Then he whispers something in your ears making you blush. Inui clench his jaw seeing that. Koko looks proud that he’s getting all your attention to himself. On the other hand, Inui watch Koko and you with a sad look with a dash of jealousy.

“Oh, look who’s jealous.” All the spotlight is now on Inui making him slightly uncomfortable.

“Why are you all looking at me?”

“Oh, we all know you’re the jelly one here.” He teases as you switch your seat near him.

You close your space between you and Inui, your face so close to his, a slight movement from him can make him go for a kiss. Your eyes half lid and tease him as you trace his collar with your slender fingers. Not touching him but so close to. Inui’s breath become heavy, his head even feel cloudy to the situation, both of you look at each other’s eyes with lust.

“Tell me baby.”

He just wants to push his head forward and give a deep long kiss, but Koko’s clap snaps him out of hid fantasies. You giggle and hop off Inui’s lap and go sit beside Koko.

“Koko did you see that?”

“Yes, you did a great job.” He said as he places his arms around your shoulder.

“What’s going on?” Inui looks confused.

“It’s a prank! Got you!” You shout and laugh with Koko. In that moment Inui felt both embarrassed and mad. It’s definitely not your idea. Your inexperience ass would never. It gotta be Koko’s.

“You guys are dicks.” He said as he stood up a leave.

“Inui wait- “you were about to stop him when Koko pull you back in his arms.

“Leave it, he’s fine. He’s just a little embarrassed.”

That Bitch

That night Inui can’t get you out of his head. He can’t when you look so cute and sexy when you did that half lid move. The way you touch him felt so different from how you use to touch him. So soft and teasing. He tries to memorize it, but it slowly fades away. He can only remember how hot and lustful it felt. How he got hard just by your voice. He needs it again.

“Inui, I’m going to ask Y/N out.” Inui nearly chokes on his lunch.

“Wait what?”

“Yea I’m gonna ask her out.”

“Wait wait where? When.”

“Tonight, at the playground we use to go at.”

“Wait isn’t it too fast?”

“Wdym it’s fast? Look I realize my feelings for her are real and I just need to let it out. I just want you to know that.”

Inui looks shock as Koko left from the cafeteria. No way this is happening. His best friend with the girl he loves the most. He tries to think positive. Maybe it’s the best for you. Koko is perfect for you, he’s smart, he’s rich, he can fulfil everything you need. He can make you happy. But seeing you with Koko make his heart aches. The thought of how Koko can make you feel complete tortures him every bit.

The rain was pouring like there no tmr. He looks at his clock, 7:30 pm. Koko is going to ask you out at 8 and he’s here sweeping floors. What a fucking loser, he thought of himself. He looks through his phone to pass time and see your message.

Koko told me to wait at the playground we use to play. Idk why but I feel like something serious is going to happen.

I want you to come by that’s all.

It’s fine if you’re busy.

What is he doing here? Y/N needs him. He’s supposed to do whatever you desire right?

He rash out of the shop, even Drakun was shocks at the speed. He run desperately like a predator meets his prey. This is his only chance to feel honest with you. After Koko ask you out, it would be too late. You will be Koko’s. The thought of it filled him with agony.

He stops in front of the playground; his eyes scatter the play. There he finds you standing there with a yellow umbrella. He knows it your cause he bought that umbrella for you.

“Inui? What are you doing here? Omg your soaked.”

He stands in front of you, his eyes fill with desires. He feels like burning. The only thing that’s keeping him cool is the rain. He felt happy when he realizes Koko is nowhere to be found.

“Inui?” You look up to him with wide eyes.

Fuck Y/N

He pulls you in his arm and kiss you. It feels so longing. You yelp in shock giving him a chance to enter his tongue in your mouth. You panic causing your umbrella to drop. He let out all his needs, his urges with action. His fantasies are becoming a reality. Your taste, your touch, the way you whimper in his hold. It all feels so good, he’s starting to feel feverish.

The rain pours all over both of you. It feels like you’re in a movie. Actually, you’re not sure if you like Koko or Inui. You’ve spent so much time with them yet, you still don’t have a sure answer when it comes to both of them but now. You’re sure now.

You both parted from your feverish kiss, you look at each other eyes. You look at him with wide eyes, your lips swollen. You hold on Inui’s shirt, trying to not fall from your shaking knees.

“I’m sorry Y/N. I just can’t take it anymore.”

“I-it’s actually fine. I kinda like you so..’’

“Wait are you serious?”

“Of cause I’m serious! What you don’t wanna take responsibility now?”

“No, it’s just- “

“Shut up and just hug me.” You hide your embarrassed face in Inui’s chest. He chuckles at your action and wrap his arms around you tightly.

“Let’s go home.”

From a far, a man with a chain earring stood silently behind trees as both love birds left. He grips his umbrella tight as he glares at Inui. The envy he’s feeling is strong enough to kill a man.

“That Bitch”

(Thank you for reading my fanfic. Also sorry if I made a mistake or it's not that good. This is my first time writing a yandere character so forgive me. 🙏🙏🙏also i'm sorry I don't put the artist name for the headline. I don't know the artist who draw it that's why. If you know, ur more than welcome to tell me. Thank you ❤🌹🙏🙏)

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

An espicy confession? Hmm how spicy are we talking about? Maybe I'll send another but for now here's something which is an ask and confession hybrid (?)

So the tr manga was recommended to me by a male friend and I completed it under 24 hrs, till takemitchi's recruitment in Brahman. And naturally we'd discuss. And one thing I still haven't seen people talk about is, why did inupi decide to wear heels? He just woke up one day and decided "heels look cool" , okay acceptable, but I don't think even heel enthusiasts feel like heels are a good option for gang fights. Sooo after the tenjiku arc I made a theory, a simple one, which became more plausible after the koko and inupi confrontation after the 3 deities war:

Inupi insists that koko is the one living a 'life with Akane, life for Akane', but tbh it feels more like inupi is the one haunted by his past. He blames himself that koko wanted to save Akane not Seishu and it's something like a survivor's complex so he's okay with being akane's substitute. (I also feel Inupi has improved a lot mentally, since the BD arc bit he still gets vulnerable around koko imo) so he decided to wear heels to appear "feminine" for as long as he was beside koko. When kids, koko would subconsciously throw comments like "you look so much like her" which made Inupi think "yeah, I can pull this off". There's also the fact that ever since they joined Toman after the Christmas fight we haven't seen Inupi wearing heels which can simply mean Toman has a strict uniform policy, but may also mean Inupi has been trying to pull koko out of Akane's thoughts. Conclusion:- Inupi started wearing heels to look like Akane for koko. So, what do you think?

Now the confession part. I rant sm about Inupi, I convinced the said male friend to get in touch with his feminine side. Because guys who do, are hot. facts. He also agreed to exploring his sexuality. He's pretty much straight but now he's got a thing for joking about sucking off his friends 💀 he also said he'll let me do his make-up next time we meet!

Okay, v interestin!!! Idk maybe he's kinda into Koko and emulates her for that reason. But maybe also it's just his thing?

And your confession jskcksndkcksksmejcs lmao yes convince more men there's nothing wrong with exploring gender n sexuality like we need less toxic masculinity in this mf world and you are doing gods work lmaolmao

[itoshit]

At the end I didn't write the dc stuff, will be for future posts, and I was eating that's why I took my time to come back!<3

I was tired, exhausted even.

The last three months have been hectic. We just recently discovered we had a mole in Bonten and that made me mad.

Fucking mad. Who the hell dared betray us?

After long sleepless nights searching and digging through all the possible files, cameras, and meetings to try to find who it was, I came to a conclusion.

My executives wouldn't work for someone else. But they had side chicks. A lot of them. And what was my surprise when I discovered the blonde girl from three months prior.

Her friend. What was the name of the girl I've fucked that night again?

Vee, yeah right.

Among the hundred footages I've spotted her with Sanzu in a bar, one where he used to go to get his dick wet.

Wasn't she with Koko?? But guess that bitches like her had their legs open wide for everyone and anyone.

'Koko, you know that girl right?'

Now all sat around thr huge wooden table, the Haitani brothers, Akashi, Hitto, Mochizuki, Sanzu and Koko and myself were discussing in emergency. Some of our personal data leaked and the fucker was still free in Japan.

'Yeah I do. Her name was Jackie if I remember correctly?'

Turning to Sanzu I showed him the same image.

'Jackie huh? She told me her name was Grace'

Manspreading I crossed my fingers on the table.

'Well visibly she lied to at least one of you. On these photos taken by our detectives it seemed like she was talking with one of the Yamaguchi-gumi's members. We all know who they are, I don't need to explain further. So the question is. Why the hell is she in contact with the strongest Yakuza family in Japan hm?? The one with which our relations aren't really good at that. Akashi, any idea?'

Silence settling between my men and I, I had my chin on my fingers.

'The most logical explanation would be that she took opportunity of both of our weaknesses. Koko, have you ever talked to her about Bonten?'

'Who do you think I am Akashi? I'm not dumb. She tried several times to get into my pants but I always pushed her away. I'm not a huge fan of escorts'

'That theory is at least confirmed right?'

'Yeah Ran. She has been spotted with political figures too. This bitch knows how to dive into business'

'Sanzu, did you have anything going on with her?'

Looking at my second in command I was waiting for his answer. This fucking mess was starting to get seriously on my nerves.

'Yeah we fucked multipe times'

'How could you explain yourself? You had sex with someone who fucked enemies and politicians??'

'Look Akashi, I didn't say anything to her. I just made her scream my name, I don't have anything to do with that shit'

Throwing a photo at him my patience was thinning.

'Seems like she gave you some drug though. Am I right?'

And that's when a look of realisation came upon his face. Gulping, Sanzu bit his lip. I knew what that I meant.

Guilt.

'Yeah-maybe. Yes she did. But it was nothing more that molly!'

'And how do you know that?? What d'you remember of that night??'

'... nothing'

I fucking tried to stay calm. I did my best really, but this bloody junkie was fucking with me.

'That night seemed to be your last with her, and she saw the Yakuzas not long after. You know what does that mean right? She drugged you and probably asked you questions about our fucking gang. But too high to realise it you gave in. That's your fault. You're the one responsible.'

'Sano, without disrespecting you, the girl you fucked three months ago. Wasn't she an acquaintance of her?'

At Rindou's question my legs stopped boucing and my breath stopped.

Could it be...?

'They were together in this... Fuck! I should have seen that coming'

Slamming my fist against the table I gritted my teeth together.

'Find these bitches and bring them back to me. I don't fucking care how you find them. You could tear their legs off their bodies for all I care but I want them alive. Understood??'

Sanzu sighted while the other nodded and stood up.

'Oh and also Sanzu. Take care of that Yakuzas shit. I don't want them to come at us.'

Leaving me all alone in the room, I slouched on the chair.

Eyes closed while remembering the night spent with her, I cursed at the feeling of my cock twitching in my pants.

'Are you fucking with me now...'

Standing up and leaning on the huge window, head resting on my arm I smirked.

'Guess I'll see you again pretty soon Vee'

-Mikey

MIKEY WAIT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG IDK WHAT THESE BITCHES GOT GOIN ON—see how i always get dragged in stuff

We hadn’t seen Natalie in weeks. Every time we called her phone or invited her out via text, she always responded that She was tired. Busy. Not really feeling the club scene.

I knew they were all lies. Natalie was the partier of our group, the one who always knew the names of the latest clubs, which ones had the cheapest drinks. Or the strongest. Her strange absence took a toll on our group almost instantly.

Angel went hysterical. She was always closest to Nat, and Tati the one closest to the outside of the circle they navigated in as I was. So we both took it upon ourselves to go with Angel to Natalie’s house, confront her head on. We all met up their by our cars, pulling up to the condominium straight-faced, our worry masked deep within us. Tati and I, at least. The memo hadn’t reached Ang, who sobbed openly as she rapped on the door, screaming out for Nat so loud I wince. We all exhale when the door opens, but that relief quickly washes away at the sight of the small, wrinkled face woman before us— Aya, Bay’s housekeeper.

I’m sorry, Aya says when Angel nearly tackles her with questions about Nat’s whereabouts. She’s not home at the moment.

So she has been home then, I retort, watching Aya’s face drop. Like she wasn’t supposed to say that much.

I will tell her you stopped by, she answers, not really responding to what I’m asking. My eyebrows pitch up.

Ang tries to intercept her, barge straight into the house, but Aya is either deceptively strong or Angel’s awfully weak. Nat’s housekeeper wins the joust for the door easily, all professionalism gone from her face as she threatens to call the police if we don’t leave the property soon.

Tati hastily takes Angel to her car and I head to mine for the same reason: we don’t fuck with police. But that doesn’t mean I’ve given up, either. I send a call to Natalie’s phone, heel tapping as it rings once, twice, thrice and then… voicemail.

I’d usually hang up by then, but the sheer worry I feel for Natalie startles me into staying on the line. I guess we care about each other after all.

Natalie, I breathe after her automated message stops rambling about bullshit I could care less about. Where the fuck are you? Aya all but judo-flipped Angel for trying to come inside your place and look for you. Whatever’s going on, you can talk to us about it, but don’t shut us out. Especially Angel. You know she doesn’t deserve it.

I sigh when the beep comes in and hang up. The shrill ring of my cellphone echoes loudly. I scramble to lift it up to my eyes, heart dropping at the contact name.

Nat, thank God. Where are you?

I’m so sorry, Nat says into the phone shakily and just like that, worry worms its way through my gut again.

Huh? Natalie, what’s going on?

I should’ve never taken you guys to that club. I did everything to keep you three out of it, I promise. It’s just that he saw you, Vee and I couldn’t do anything to stop it. I always wanted to keep you guys safe, you have to believe me, she sobs. The sound startles me. I hadn’t seen or heard Nat cry since she skimmed her knee in kindergarten.

What are you talking about? Listen, we were just outside your house. Aya’s taken over, isn’t letting anyone in.

You’re where? Her voice, wet with tears, booms with alarm. Venus, where are you?

I’m at your car outside your house. Nat, what’s going on? You’re scaring me.

Venus, get out of there. Get out of there now. Natalie sounds like she’s pulling her hair out on the other end. Goosebumps raise on my skin.

Natalie, what the fuck is going on?

They’ve been watching my house for weeks! Nobody was supposed to show up there! I told Aya to tell you guys that I went on a trip! Fuck, Vee, you need to get out of there!

Watching her house? I look around with the phone to my ear, not seeing anything out of the ordinary. Everything looks like it always looks. I’m confused and afraid. What shit had Natalie gotten herself into?

I fiddle with my keys, not wanting to take the chance of waiting around and finding out. I can hear her frantic screams, they just make me panic more. I drop my keys, cursing as I bend to pick them up. When I raise them, a jeep slows a few yards away from my car. It’s big, black and the windows are tinted all the way through. Then the doors open, and three men all hop out, adorned in black and demeanors screaming menace.

I stay frozen in place. They’re staring at me.

They’re walking… toward me.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia (as a joke), and one poop mention

Desc: the boys are trying to find out how cat boys defecate

Mikey: it doesn't matter

Mikey: if Kazutora was a real cat boy he would shit in a litter box

Mikey: that's all i'm saying🤷‍♂️

Baji: don't say that then tf??

Mitsuya: usually i don't ask but this seemed unprovoked

Mitsuya: what are you guys talking about

Mitsuya: i'm gonna regret asking this tbh

Kazutora: i shit in the toilet just fine thank you

Kazutora: and i never claimed to be a cat boy😭. i'm just a boy that loves cats

Mikey: you said, and i quote "yeah i think i'm a catboy"

Mikey: fucking slut

Draken: then leave him alone? like what's the issue

Mikey: oh here comes sensible Ken-chin to save the day with his common sense that will most likely save hours of arguing🙄

Draken: 😐

Kazutora: ok fine maybe i said that but i didn't mean it like that. i meant i was a boy who also happened to like cats. Mikey you aren't listening to me

Kazutora: also why am i a slut???

Chifuyu: i mean

Kazutora: bro??

Chifuyu: no i'm joking lol

Baji: he's not

Mikey: it's your waist

Mikey: and your piercings

Mikey: you're a literal whore

Draken: Mikey

Draken: shut the fuck up

Baji: go fuck his sister to spite him

Draken: dude

Draken: can you ever be normal

Baji: nah

Kazutora: nothing's wrong with my waist?

Baji: you wear crop tops sometimes

Mikey: and your twink like, feminine like, small torso tempts those around you

Baji: don't get me started on those nipple piercing bruh, had me creaming all over the place

Mikey: chill😕

Mitsuya: of course

Mitsuya: of course this is an argument you guys are having

Kazutora: I'M JUST STANDING HERE???

Chifuyu: yeah guys leave him alone

Baji: are you typing with both hands? 🤨

Chifuyu: yes????

Chifuyu: 😭

Smiley: these damned homosexuals bruh

Smiley: sorry thought i was dming Angry

Angry: homosexuals are fine!

Angry: Smiley's homophobic, not me

Angry: please keep that in mind

Angry: i was going to reply with something along the lines "well i like gay people because they slay"

Kazutora: idk man i just feel like i'm being attacked for no reason

Mikey: stop being slutty then!

Baji: only be slutty in our apartment bro

Baji: problem solved 👍

Mikey: wait

Mikey: bro chill i was joking

Mikey: dress anyway you like fr

Draken: don't listen to them Kazutora, they're all delusional

Kazutora: ok...

Kazutora: i am a boy that likes cats and that is all

Hakkai: sorry to interrupt

Hakkai: but does that mean that Inupi's a dog boy

Koko: puppy boy in particular

Angry: bro came out of nowhere

Mikey: lol

Mikey: came out

Mikey: get it

Mikey: cause he's gay

Angry: i believe it's bi

Kazutora: i don't think it's gay to think Inupi's hot

Mikey: why not

Kazutora: he's pretty like a girl

Mikey: he has a dick and balls

Kazutora: ok fine 🙁

Smiley: koko and inupi

Smiley: they're the gays i hate the most tbh

Draken: dude can u stop 🤨

Smiley: no

Smiley: watch me tell Emma you're half gay

Draken: she knows mf😐

Smiley: i wanna call you guys a homophobic slur so bad rn

Kazutora: dude you can't do that

Kazutora: it'll hurt Baji's feelings

Baji: nah i'll just beat his ass

Kazutora: lol cause you're gay

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah?

Kazutora: what?

Baji: yeah? cause i like dudes?

Kazutora: ...

Kazutora: 😯

Baji: ain't no way bruh

Mikey: Tora you fucking idiot man

Draken: L

Kazutora: what'd i do???

Baji: did u think me being attracted to men was a joke

Kazutora: yes...

Kazutora: it's not??

Chifuyu: 😟

Baji: so all the times i physically grabbed your ass...that didn't ring a bell?

Mikey: or the times he stared deeply into your eyes and told you he loved you

Kazutora: i thought you were being sus with the homies

Baji: c'mon man

Baji: bro this isn't even funny

Baji: i thought we had smth fr

Mikey:

Mikey: Kazutora rn lol

Chifuyu: 💀

Draken: lmao

Smiley: Draken chuckled ☺

Smiley: he found the joke funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: let's go outside

Smiley: nah bruh you gon beat my ass

Kazutora: Baji let's talk bruh

Angry: he emphasized the 'bruh' which means he doesn't have romantic feelings for you

Angry: sorry Baji

Baji: fuck off megamind pubes head ass

Mikey:

Mikey: Baji rn

Baji: i'm gonna shove a cactus in every crevice of you body

Mikey: bro's mad

Baji: ayt

*Baji has gone offline*

Mikey: bro thinks i'm scared

Draken: why r you trying to find a place to hide

Mikey: i'm just looking for my phone

Draken: ...alr

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: what

Draken: Baji

Draken: where'd you get a cactus that big that fast?????

[mulletmitsuya]

tw: self harm, drugs, alcohol, mental illness, mentions of attempted suicide, mania, hallucinations, mentions of sex, uhmm yeah❗❗❗❗

he didn't know how long he'd been sitting there. the meeting had ended for what felt like forever ago. he was fully clothed but the cold breeze coming from the slighly opened window made his body tingle. he could feel the goosebumps forming on his pale skin, and the back of his neck being tickled by his hair.

he needed to get it done soon. the mullet was growing out so it didn't really look like a mullet anymore. just long hair that wasn't styled. oh well, he'd get that done another time.

footsteps approached. he thought everyone had already left? maybe it was just Mikey. it was his apartment afterall.

in front of him appeared Hajime Kokonoi, confused expression worn on his face. seemed like he didn't think anyone would still be there.

He wore dark red lipstick that matched with his shoes and a furry white coat with a black skintight jumpsuit underneath. his hair hung loosley around his shoulders. looked like he had it trimmed.

Haruchiyo always thought Koko could pull off anything he wore. it was fucking annoying how good he looked. he always looked like he was giving someone bedroom eyes. especially tonight. he looked like a whore. maybe he just didn't like him.

"off to see your boy toy?"

"he's not my boy toy, we're in love. but i guess you wouldn't really know anything about that"

he didn't know where that came from, but then again, he wasn't exactly surprised. Koko was always mean. he couldn't tell if he was being a bitch or an asshole. traits Haruchiyo excelled in.

"i'm loved"

arms crossed, Kokonoi raised an eyebrow, dark red heels clicking on the cold floor tiles

"by who exactly?"

"mikey"

"he doesn't love you, you're convenient to have around. you're just a replacement."

"no, he loves me."

"alright."

"he really does"

"has he told you that?"

"he doesn't need to"

Koko let out a chuckle of amusement

"people who love you don't hurt you, you know?"

he gestured to the scars on both sides of Haru's lips

Haruchiyo was silent for a while

"you hurt Inupi"

"we worked through it"

Haruchiyo laughed, for the first time in a while. the sound felt foreign coming out of his mouth

"bullshit. you use him for sex, and to forget about your shitty life. you're not capable of really loving someone."

"like i said before, you know nothing of love. you've never been loved, and you're incapable of it, so why do you think you can have an opinion on it?"

"...."

"glad we're done here."

with the rhythmic clicking of Koko's heels disappearing, Haru shifted in his chair uncomfortably, left alone with his own thoughts.

he wasn't completely wrong. Haruchiyo wasn't loved by many. but it didn't mean no one loved him. Mikey had stuck with him throughout all these years. they even built an empire together. He was Mikey's longest and closest friend.

he didn't need Mikey to show his love. he knew it was there.

"what are you doing here? the meeting finished over an hour ago"

who was that? his vision was blurred. which usually happened when he mixed drugs and alcohol. he couldn't recognised the features on the figures face. his voice sounded far away.

"huh?"

"i said, what are you doing here when the meeting ended over an hour ago? everyone's gone. Mikey doesn't like us staying too long after meetings."

"why are you here?"

"i was looking for you. you needed a ride so we came here together, remember?"

"i came here with my brother."

there was an uncomfortable silence for a long time. it seemed as if the person in front of him stopped breathing.

"you haven't called me that in a while, but yeah we came here together."

"Omi?"

although Haruchiyo couldn't see it, Takeomi's eyebrows were furrowed with concern.

"are you high?"

he let out a little giggle

"when am i not?"

Takeomi sighed, not exactly suprised. He took a chair and placed it next to Haruchiyo's, placing his hand on his shoulder.

"you really need to slow down on the drugs, Haru."

"why? so you don't have to live with the failure of letting both your younger siblings die?"

he hadn't thought about that in a while. Haruchiyo was usually indifferent to his older brother, only talked to him when it was work related. he saw him as another colleague, if anything at all. so even he was suprised when he brought up his dead younger sister.

"no, i just don't want to see you hurting yourself."

"if anything, i'm treating myself. drugs make me feel good, so fuck off"

"they're fucking you up, remeber what happend last time?"

last time was a blur. he remembered someone slicing away at his skin, and holding his head under water. he put up a good fight, but he kept slipping on the bloody floor, which was his downfall. the person left him there without even cleaning anything. so he was blamed for the mess.

"i told you. that wasn't me"

"the only person in there was you."

he rolled his eyes, Takeomi was so fucking annoying.

"look dude, i'm just tying to enjoy my trip in peace"

"your last trip made you hurt yourself."

"you're really starting to piss me off."

Takeomi stared at him for a long time. he wished he could go back in time and fix things with Haru. it hurt to see his brother like this. he knew it was his fault.

"ok, I'll go then. call me if you need a ride."

he stood up to leave.

as he reached the door he looked over his shoulder at his little brother. memories of a short haired, happy, healthy Haruchiyo flooded his brain.

he really fucked up

Haru heard the door click shut.

finally, some peace and quiet.

he poured himself a glass of whiskey, downing it in one go. and then another

and then another

and another one after that

he couldn't form any thoughts

just the way he liked.

"i thought everyone had left."

he turned around, startled. for a moment he forgot this wasn't his apartment.

"Mikey"

"yes"

"i saw that you didn't look too good during the meeting, so i wanted to stay, just incase you needed anything."

"i don't."

"i can sleep on the couch, just incase you need anything."

although Mikey appretiated it, he wasn't in the mood to deal with people. especially an extremely intoxicated Haruchiyo. it seemed as if he wasn't as manic as he usually was, but he still didn't want to deal with it. plus, he wasn't exactly thinking about being mindful of someone's feelings.

"i'm not a child, so you can go now."

"are you sure?"

"yeah"

he stared at him for a long time. trying to find... something in his friends face.

but there was nothing

his eyes were empty

devoid of emotion

he wished he could be a better help to Mikey. he was probably going through a lot mentally. he couldn't imagine what it would be like losing 3 sibling who he loved. then his friends. then his sanity.

he felt like he and Mikey understood each other. he lost his sanity pretty young. he couldn't even remember if he had a childhood. the only constant in his life, was Mikey

"hey, Mikey?"

"what"

"do you love me?"

maybe he shouldn't have asked that. because now Mikey was looking directly at him. directly into his eyes. but his face didn't change. still nothing.

"you should leave, Haruchiyo."

he didn't know if him saying no would have been worse. he didn't want to know

withought a word, Haruchiyo walked out of the apartment complex into the cold streets of Roppongi.

it was buzzing with life.

usually he'd enjoy the scenry. but it just felt off. like some kind of distant dream he couldn't hold on to.

he never really truly belonged. no matter how many times he'd mold himself into what people wanted him to be. it was never enough

he, was never enough.

"huh" he breathed out

guess no one loved him

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, mentions of being high

Baji: isn't it so silly that most of us here are in love with our best friends

Baji: so goofy of us

Smiley: 🤨

Draken: uhm

Mitsuya: ??

Mikey: 💀

Kazutora: ..Baji, you good?

Baji: no I'm in love with you

Mikey: HOLD UP

Draken: WHAT

Mitsuya: that escalated very quickly i-

Chifuyu: .....

Baji: no fuyu don't be sad I'm in love with you too

Chifuyu: HSKSKSHKSHSKBSKSBSKSHSK

Chifuyu: REALLY????

Draken: can someone please tell me what's going on is this a joke

Kazutora: yeah lol is this a joke

Baji: the only joke here is how madly in love with you I am

Smiley: STOP

Hakkai: 😭😭😭😭

Kazutora: .....

Kazutora: I'm confused

Mikey: crying, shitting up, throwing

Draken: WHAT????

Takemichi: Mikey-kun you definitely said that wrong

Smiley: IM SHITTING BRICKS RN WHATS GOING ON

Baji: these edibles ain't shit I had them like an hour ago and they haven't kicked in

Draken: ....ohhhh

Kazutora: he's not thinking straight it's just a fluke guys

Baji: how could I be thinking straight I'm in love with 2 men

Baji: pretty gay if you ask me

Baji: which I am

Baji: so I guess I'm coming out

Baji: I like men

Baji: specifically Chifuyu and Kazutora

Baji: my lil kitty meow meows

Smiley: HELP

Hakkai: I can't believe this is happening

Angry: thank you for telling us Baji-kun. we are all supporters of the LGBTQ+ community☺️🏳️‍🌈

Smiley: NOT THE PRIDE FLAG😭

Mikey: BE WHO YOU AREEEEEE

Hakkai: wait so no one's gonna get kicked out of Toman if they're not straight?

Mikey: no????

Draken: that's so shallow we wouldn't do that

Hakkai: oh

Hakkai: then I too am a homosexual

Takemichi: that's great Hakkai👍❤️

Angry: 🔥🎉✨🏳️‍🌈｡◕‿◕｡

Mikey: I CANT BREATH SOMEONE HELP

Draken: we know Hakkai

Baji: yeah dude everyone knows

Mikey: not like you were hiding it💀

Chifuyu: Baji-san does this mean we're boyfriends

Baji: yes

Chifuyu: AHHSJAHAHAJAHA <3

Takemichi: that's was so sweet I'm happy for you guys😁❤️

Draken: what about Kazutora

Baji: Kazutora be mine

Kazutora: .....hmm

Kazutora: idk man I kinda like caused you severe mental distress and trauma don't know if that'd be good in a relationship

Kazutora: but if you're down then ig ❤

Draken: this is sweet...I suppose

Baji: it'll be one of those polymorph relationships

Baji: where all 3 of us are together

Draken: polymorph.....

Mitsuya: it's polyamory Baji, not polymorph

Baji: same thing

Baji: we should talk about the rest of you who are in love with your best friends

Baji: I'm not the only gay in Toman

Mikey: yeah dude Koko and Inupi just joined

Smiley: I knew there was smth sus about those two

Draken: just bcs someone wears heels doesn't mean they're gay. let stop gender stereotypes

Baji: "LeTs sTop GeNder SteReOtypes"

Baji: stfu I caught them making out

Draken: oh-

Mitsuya: 💀

Baji: since y'all won't do it I'll do it for you. Mikey's in love with Takemichi, Mitsuya's in love with Draken, Hakkai's in love with Mitsuya

Baji: do with that what you will

Mikey: he's lying

Mitsuya: I wish you had died

Hakkai: why..?

Baji: LMAO

Baji: bye

*Baji has left the chat*

Smiley: he did not do y'all like that...💀

Draken: uh Mitsuya??

Mitsuya: no

*Mitsuya has left the chat*

Mikey: he has a good point

*Mikey has left the chat*

Hakkai: uhm 😟

Draken: ....

Takemichi: .....

[mulletmitsuya]

Bonten texts

Warnings: swearing, rinsanzu (idk if that's what their ship name is called), mentions of cheating, suggestive themes, mentions of drugs, mentions of toxicity?? idk but yeah

Dm between Sanzu and Rindou

Sanzu: hey um I need to tell you something

Rindou: oh okay. what's up

Sanzu: it's pretty bad

Rindou: what did you do

Sanzu: .....I cheated on you

Sanzu: with your brother...

Rindou: hold up

Rindou: cheated on me???????

Sanzu: yes I know I'm sorry I'll never do it again give me another chance Ran isn't even that attractive I swear you're the only one for me

Sanzu: with the exception of Mikey of course

Rindou: Sanzu are you serious?

Sanzu: I'm sorry man shit happens ig like I really didn't mean to I was trippin sack and he kind of looks like you

Rindou: No like are you fr, this isn't some kind of joke? Like are you high rn??

Sanzu: Yes but I swear I'm not making this up I'm sorry

Rindou: WHEN DID WE START DATING??? LIKE WDYM YOU CHEATED ON ME THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO BE YOU'RE BOYFRIEND WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT RN

Sanzu: ok so I cheat on you once and you deny we were ever in love. that's low rin

Rindou: IN LOVE????

Rindou: I'M SO CONFUSED I DONT UNDERSTAND

Rindou: ALSO IM NOT GAY??????

Sanzu: yes you are

Sanzu: if you aren't gay then why are we a couple

Rindou: ???????????

Rindou: WHEN

Sanzu: this isn't funny rin🙁

Sanzu: ok so now you're gonna leave me on read okay

Bonten Groupchat

Rindou: Does anyone think me and Sanzu are a couple??????

Takeomi: 🤨

Koko: this is a fucking work related groupchat

Koko: also ???????

Kaku: omg I'm so happy for you guys 😍🤗☺️

Ran: why do you text like that

Ran: and you and Sanzu are a couple? 😟

Sanzu: Yeah and what happened between me and Ran didn't mean anything Rindou please

Ran: 💀

Rindou: WE AREN'T TOGETHER THO???? IM NOT GAY HARUCHIYO

Koko: this is embarrassing😟

Rindou: no fr I don't understand what's going on is this a joke

Sanzu: you're literally breaking my heart rn

Rindou: WHA-

Mikey: shut the fuck up. if you guys wanna talk about this shit make another groupchat or smth, idc

Sanzu: sorry Mikey

Ran: ok so Sanzu thinks him and Rindou are dating, why is that exactly?

Sanzu: when we are sitting together in the hotsprings he looked at me and told me my mullet was nice

Rindou: I WAS FILLING IN THE AWKWARD SILENCE

Rindou: AND WHY WOULD THAT MEAN WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP

Sanzu: you're also a lot nicer to me than the others

Takeomi: you really need to lay off the drugs man

Sanzu: why do you always feel the need to include yourself in conversations that have nothing to do with you

Sanzu: go smoke another pack of cigarettes or smth

Takeomi: 😐

Koko: Mikey please just kill him, we don't need him here

Sanzu: you're a homophobe

Sanzu: nvm you're the gayest mf I've ever seen actually

Sanzu: the embodiment of homosexuality

Sanzu: what's that internalized homophobia doing for you

Sanzu: stfu and go project akane on to another blonde or smth it's obvious you're bored and lonely ever since inupi left your toxic ass

Ran: STOP 😭

Kaku: 😰

Koko: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

Rindou: ok so this conversation took a turn for the worst

Takeomi: no infighting

Sanzu: you're literally so old please just leave the texting to us

Sanzu: you're lungs will collapse soon, go rest

Sanzu: and idk Koko, maybe ask yourself the same question and do some self evaluation?🧐

Mikey: I'm so fucking tired of all of you

Sanzu: and ok rindou I never liked you anyway, you're mullet's musty and it just looks like you put a jellyfish on your head

Sanzu: also who the fuck does the splits while in a gang fight

Sanzu: I've seen you do it more than once and it's weird

Sanzu: bye

*sanzu has left the chat*

Rindou: no because what's wrong with him

Koko: I'll kill him istg

Kaku: but why did him and ran sleep together tho

Ran: he gives good head

Rindou: we didn't need to know that

Mikey: 3

Takeomi: ???

Mikey: 2

Ran: ok I'm out

Takeomi: sorry Mikey we'll go

Rindou: sorry

Kaku: sorry 😞

Koko: even tho this isn't my fault sorry ig

Mikey: just leave

[mulletmitsuya]

Bonten groupchat (they should be a warning within itself)(also dirty stuff and like, swearing)

Sanzu: yo, y'all ever heard of the prostate???

Takeomi: .......dude

Ran: yes☺️

Koko: ??????

Mikey: this is strictly a work related groupchat, sanzu

Sanzu: then let's make another one for us as friends🤗

Koko: we're business partners and we're in a gang together, it doesn't make us friends.

Sanzu: suck my ass Koko, you're just mad cause I'm Mikey's favorite. and don't think I don't hear crying about inupi at night

Koko: I don't?????

Rindou: are we just gonna ignore the prostate question? aight

Kaku: you guys have several in roppingi right?

Ran: several what?

Kaku: prostates

Rindou: STOP

Sanzu: NAH IESKSMSDLSKAHSKN IM SHITTING MYSELF

Ran: Kaku, I think you mean estates, not prostates☺️

Kaku: What's the difference

Koko: Can y'all please stop talking oh my god

Mikey: What did I just say

Ran: The prostate is the male pleasure spot

Takeomi: Please. Stop

Kaku: Oh. Ran, I think that's actually called the penis

Sanzu: Are you stupid or smth? it's found in the asshole. I definitely recommend

Kaku: Recommend what?

Sanzu: Getting fucked

Takeomi: DUDE

Kaku: 😟

Koko: I'ma need you to shut the fuck up

Sanzu: Or what Koko? what're you gonna do?🤨

Rindou: maybe let's stop talking

Mikey: If y'all don't shut the fuck up, I'll kill you

Sanzu: Sorry Mikey

Koko: Sanzu keep this shit to yourself

Sanzu: Why are you always on my case, leave me alone and let me enjoy myself

Rindou: Mikey's getting mad

Koko: Maybe if you didn't talk, you wouldn't make me mad, put that mask back on and never talk again

Sanzu: That mask was given to me by Mucho, the only brother I've ever had, why would you bring that up when you know he's dead.

Koko: YOU LITERALLY KILLED HIM. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. WITH A FUCKING KATANA, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Sanzu: What are you even talking about.

Kaku: Sanzu are you high rn

Sanzu: Yes, I'm almost 6 feet

Kaku: .....I mean high on drugs

Sanzu: Oh, then yes. When am I not

Rindou: He's right, it's concerning

Sanzu: Omg you're worried about me? Do u want head?

Ran: Jesus

Rindou: What??????!?!

Koko: Mikey please stop this

Takeomi: Sanzu maybe go to sleep, idk go touch grass or smth just stop talking

Sanzu: Who

Takeomi: Who what?

Sanzu: Who asked

Takeomi: aight then I'm out

*takeomi has left the chat*

Ran: Look what you did💀

Mikey: If anyone says anything else they're fired

Sanzu: .....

Mikey: Thank you, now leave

Sanzu: ☺️👍❤️🙏