#rinsanzu

[mulletmitsuya]

Bonten texts

Warnings: swearing, rinsanzu (idk if that's what their ship name is called), mentions of cheating, suggestive themes, mentions of drugs, mentions of toxicity?? idk but yeah

Dm between Sanzu and Rindou

Sanzu: hey um I need to tell you something

Rindou: oh okay. what's up

Sanzu: it's pretty bad

Rindou: what did you do

Sanzu: .....I cheated on you

Sanzu: with your brother...

Rindou: hold up

Rindou: cheated on me???????

Sanzu: yes I know I'm sorry I'll never do it again give me another chance Ran isn't even that attractive I swear you're the only one for me

Sanzu: with the exception of Mikey of course

Rindou: Sanzu are you serious?

Sanzu: I'm sorry man shit happens ig like I really didn't mean to I was trippin sack and he kind of looks like you

Rindou: No like are you fr, this isn't some kind of joke? Like are you high rn??

Sanzu: Yes but I swear I'm not making this up I'm sorry

Rindou: WHEN DID WE START DATING??? LIKE WDYM YOU CHEATED ON ME THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO BE YOU'RE BOYFRIEND WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT RN

Sanzu: ok so I cheat on you once and you deny we were ever in love. that's low rin

Rindou: IN LOVE????

Rindou: I'M SO CONFUSED I DONT UNDERSTAND

Rindou: ALSO IM NOT GAY??????

Sanzu: yes you are

Sanzu: if you aren't gay then why are we a couple

Rindou: ???????????

Rindou: WHEN

Sanzu: this isn't funny rin🙁

Sanzu: ok so now you're gonna leave me on read okay

Bonten Groupchat

Rindou: Does anyone think me and Sanzu are a couple??????

Takeomi: 🤨

Koko: this is a fucking work related groupchat

Koko: also ???????

Kaku: omg I'm so happy for you guys 😍🤗☺️

Ran: why do you text like that

Ran: and you and Sanzu are a couple? 😟

Sanzu: Yeah and what happened between me and Ran didn't mean anything Rindou please

Ran: 💀

Rindou: WE AREN'T TOGETHER THO???? IM NOT GAY HARUCHIYO

Koko: this is embarrassing😟

Rindou: no fr I don't understand what's going on is this a joke

Sanzu: you're literally breaking my heart rn

Rindou: WHA-

Mikey: shut the fuck up. if you guys wanna talk about this shit make another groupchat or smth, idc

Sanzu: sorry Mikey

Ran: ok so Sanzu thinks him and Rindou are dating, why is that exactly?

Sanzu: when we are sitting together in the hotsprings he looked at me and told me my mullet was nice

Rindou: I WAS FILLING IN THE AWKWARD SILENCE

Rindou: AND WHY WOULD THAT MEAN WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP

Sanzu: you're also a lot nicer to me than the others

Takeomi: you really need to lay off the drugs man

Sanzu: why do you always feel the need to include yourself in conversations that have nothing to do with you

Sanzu: go smoke another pack of cigarettes or smth

Takeomi: 😐

Koko: Mikey please just kill him, we don't need him here

Sanzu: you're a homophobe

Sanzu: nvm you're the gayest mf I've ever seen actually

Sanzu: the embodiment of homosexuality

Sanzu: what's that internalized homophobia doing for you

Sanzu: stfu and go project akane on to another blonde or smth it's obvious you're bored and lonely ever since inupi left your toxic ass

Ran: STOP 😭

Kaku: 😰

Koko: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

Rindou: ok so this conversation took a turn for the worst

Takeomi: no infighting

Sanzu: you're literally so old please just leave the texting to us

Sanzu: you're lungs will collapse soon, go rest

Sanzu: and idk Koko, maybe ask yourself the same question and do some self evaluation?🧐

Mikey: I'm so fucking tired of all of you

Sanzu: and ok rindou I never liked you anyway, you're mullet's musty and it just looks like you put a jellyfish on your head

Sanzu: also who the fuck does the splits while in a gang fight

Sanzu: I've seen you do it more than once and it's weird

Sanzu: bye

*sanzu has left the chat*

Rindou: no because what's wrong with him

Koko: I'll kill him istg

Kaku: but why did him and ran sleep together tho

Ran: he gives good head

Rindou: we didn't need to know that

Mikey: 3

Takeomi: ???

Mikey: 2

Ran: ok I'm out

Takeomi: sorry Mikey we'll go

Rindou: sorry

Kaku: sorry 😞

Koko: even tho this isn't my fault sorry ig

Mikey: just leave