#don't ask abt gabe lol

[decaydanceredacted]

Chair anon here! I'm pent up and in love with gabe saporta,, so there may be a lot.

Now I've been thinking about puppy play and heat because or some of those older anons lol... I've actually been forgetting to tag my nickname in some of them lol but it feels funny to be the iconic chair anon considering there's nothing abt me that screams chair ok sorry off topic

but gabe saporta. the hoe probably will wake up one morning (imagine a tour with the entire polycule and like all of decaydance) and he's just.. feeling off and probably has morning wood, and he goes from being eepy gabe to.. grinding the everloving FUCK out of his pillow, whimpering and moaning for more, until the bands are realizing he hasn't gotten out of bed yet

Now I don't have any ships in mind so.. polycule time! They all go to check on poor gabe and he's probably just been grinding there (normally he would get up to go beg for dick, heat or not, but it's probably too strong for him to get up) so they all feel bad and take turns fucking him, and he goes from a power bottom to full on gripping the sheets, drooling and being sloppy, and I feel like he'd be really good at sucking fingers.. so there's a lot of that

Anyways he'd pretend it never happened when somebody asks why his neck is covered in hickeys next show.

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[winchesterbrotherstan]

teen wolf-flash forward

hi this is gonna have a part of season 5a, ep 6 (required reading) in it so if you haven’t seen that, i suggest you don’t read this

hee hee hoo hoo i love theo

season five-a episode 6, required reading: the pack works on finding answers, theo joins them, and lupus realizes her feelings are stronger than her brother’s opinion

“My mom’s book club usually has more wine.” Lydia sighed.

“Yeah, well they also don’t read books that cause violent hallucinations.” Stiles looked up, an uneasy look on his face.

“It’s our best shot, Sti.”

“That’s why Malia’s here.” Scott eased the tension.

Malia perked up at the mention of her name.

“So that none of us go running into traffic?” Kira looked up at him.

Scott sighed. “Or worse.”

“Yeah, you know, we might all just kill each other.” Isaac snapped.

I looked at him with a glare. He scoffed, and Malia spoke up.

“Like what happened to Judy.”

We looked up, confused.

“Chapter fourteen.” Malia fiddled with her fingers.

We hummed, and Lydia picked up the original copy. “Maybe I should have my mother read it. She might remember a girl with a tail leaping off the ceiling and attacking everyone.”

“Yeah, if it works.” Stiles griped.

“It has to.”

I frowned. “Lydia?”

She sighed. “I think I saw them during my surgery.”

Stiles’s face scrunched up, and Scott looked freaked out. Lydia flipped the book in her hands with a sigh.

“When I look at the cover of the book… it’s almost like…”

“A memory trying to surface.” Theo offered.

“Yeah.”

“Isn’t that what Valack wanted when he wrote it?” Isaac squinted.

We all nodded, silent. Lydia straightened her shoulders. “If they did something to me… I wanna know what it is.”

One by one, we picked thick copies off the glass table, eyeing them wearily.

                                                            ***

I turned the page with a sigh. Theo looked over and threw his arm over my shoulders, gently pulling me toward him. I snuggled into his side and rested my head against his chest, curling my legs up as I tried to keep my focus on the words.

I looked up at the sound of Kira sighing. She looked up from her copy and pinched the bridge of her nose. Scott sighed, chin resting in his hand. Lydia was on the loveseat, sitting upright and rubbing her eyes. Isaac was on his stomach on the floor, reading in silence. Stiles was in the kitchen with Malia

“Anyone feeling anything yet?” Scott looked up.

“Tired.” Kira sighed.

“Hungry.”

“I think he meant the book.” Theo teased.

I looked up and sighed. “Nothing.”

Theo’s arm tightened around me, and he turned his ear toward the kitchen. I threw my legs up over his and leaned into him, closing my eyes and listening, too.

“What’d you do to your shoulder?” Malia spoke.

“What’re you talking about?” Stiles sounded confused.

“I can smell the blood. What happened?”

“Oh, uh, the jeep died on me again. Went to check the engine, the hood fell on it.”

I squinted. He hadn’t driven the jeep in weeks. Ever since I was riding with Theo, Stiles had my car.

“Hey, so how much did you remember, anyway? With the accident. Did… did it play like a movie in your head, or was it like being completely in it again?”

There was a pause. “In it.”

“Was it just the crash, nothing else?”

There was a long pause.

“Nothing.”

Kira huffed and earmarked her page. She leaned down into her seat and shut her eyes. Scott leaned over.

“You’re not giving up, are you?”

“I’m just resting my eyes.”

                                                           ***

There was a clatter, and I jumped. I rubbed my eyes before looking around. Scott and Isaac were fast asleep on the couch, limbs entangled. Malia and Stiles were both sprawled in random spots on the floor, and Lydia had fallen asleep sitting up. I shivered and got up, looking for Theo.

I found him in the kitchen, a sheepish smile on his face.

“Sorry. Just needed water.”

I wrapped my arms around myself with another shiver. “Got it?”

He nodded slowly. He reeked of anxiety, and his heart sounded like it was about to beat out of his chest. I pushed down the doubtful feeling that rose in my stomach.

Stiles had a bad feeling about him, and Stiles was usually right about those sorts of things. But Scott trusted Theo, and he was sweet and kind, and he had been nothing but helpful.

Maybe he really did just need water.

“You’re shivering.” He noted.

I nodded. “Yeah, I’m cold.”

He grinned, and my heart fluttered. He looked down, grinning wider. He cleared his throat and looked up, licking his lips.

“Do… do I make you nervous, Lupus?”

I bit my lip and looked away, a nervous smile growing on my face. “A little.” I looked back at him.

He looked me up and then down, and I smiled wider as I heard his own heartbeat dip. He pulled his jacket off and stepped forward. I kept my eyes on his as he draped it over my shoulders, then gave it a light tug. I stumbled into him, biting my lip. He licked his own lips and got closer, looking down at me.

“Can… can I kiss you?”

My stomach did flips as his warm breath hit my face. I popped onto my toes and slammed my lips into his. Before I could settle my hands in one spot, he plucked me off the ground. I wrapped my legs around his waist, and his jacket dropped to the ground. I mumbled a curse, and his lips moved down to my neck, nipping at my skin. I let out half of a strangled groan as his grip on me tightened. He walked us toward Kira’s guestroom, lips still on mine.

[iwasbored777]

Hey can I just ask u smthg since ur the one of the only.... positive.... reader of the bible(ml) I know lol

I saw a post abt mocking ppl abt the love square saying how bad the season is and that the end will be very disappointing blah blah blah u know usual stuff

I just... this rlly set me off cause I've not been very excited with the start of the season cause of the bible being leaked and a lot of ppl who read it saying that the season was going to be bad. Everytime I go see some legal spoilers and teasers I see ppl making memes and analysis, stuff that dont have a fcking read below tag or even a warning at the start that it's a bible leak and everytime I think it's just some headcanon its fcking real and I am so disappointed.

Like I haven't watched multiplication and destruction and don't even think on doing it anytime soon cause that's how low my interest dropped from accidentally seeing SO MANY leaked images and text posts saying that ml season 5 will truly be trash

I dont wanna look into anymore of those spoilers it's rlly not safe even in this site so I just wanna ask if u think this season is as bad as ppl say it?

HOLD TF UP YOU WHO ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY PURPLE JOKES DID NOT WATCH MULTIPLICATION AND DESTRUCTION HONEY NOT ONLY THEY HAVE IKARIMOTH BUT ALSO THESE EPS WERE AMAZING I LOVED THEM SO MUCH SSKKSKSKSKSSKJSKSJSJSJSJKS THEY ACTUALLY BRING ME LIFE ADRIENETTE IS EVERYTHING LADYNOIR TOO IN THESE EPS ALSO LOL GABE IS SLUTTY JUST AS I THOUGHT 😭😭😭😭

But I understand you completely this show goes from 0 to 100 and the other way around ALL THE TIME. One episode is amazing and the next one is crap and so on. I hated the bible so much and I still hate so many decisions the writers made and I'm really not sure how things will end but I idk I thought quitting the show will help me but I'm too attached to it and my friends here and the truth is I can't just leave. I loved Destruction. I wanted to leave not because I was disappointed in the previous episodes - the season 4 finale was awesome and so was Evolution and Multiplication - but the spoilers got worse and worse. The more I read about them the more I hated them and nothing here was making me want to stay. The fandom sucks too but man there are some of my friends here whom I would sell my soul to the devil for so I can see them again every day. If you want to quit I fully understand and I don't judge you. I quit like three times now and every time I find excuse to come back. ML is addictive. If you need a break take it. We will get a lot of episodes now and when/if you come back you will have a lot of stuff to watch. Breaks help a lot. I felt so good when I didn't interact with the fandom for a while.

But just in case maybe you want to read the bible? And I will share the link for it and I can't say it will change your mind but I just think you should watch Multiplication and Destruction cuz I haven't met a person yet who was deeply disappointed by these episodes. I personally thought they were great. I wish every episode was this interesting and funny and I know this season will disappoint with some episodes too but that's how we roll. I will probably take more breaks again sometime when I decide. I understand and support you whatever you decide. You do what you want.

[petewentzisblack1312]

hii i sent the ask abt rioplatense culture. first of all sorry for assuming you're american i wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone lol. thx for being so nice i didnt wanna sound like i was "um achtually"-ing you. i felt like it could be of help to mention all that since a lot of ppl don't even know much about uruguay or the region of the rio de la plata and gabe is from montevideo after all. to add to this many times latines (esp men) have this thing of pretending that nothing offends you makes you soo cool unlike "american sjws" who "take offense in our name" when in reality we're just fucking ourselves over. as dumb as he is sometimes, learning gabe is latino like me meant a lot when i got into this music. my dumb ass used to think pete was latino too until i opened wikipedia so i'm glad i wasn't wrong the second time(i know, i'm stupid lol). anyway love ur blog man

LMAO its okay it happens a lot. and you definitely werent 'um actually'ing me! its important context that im glad youre adding to the conversation. i do very much understand having someone who you have a lot of criticism of who is still like, a really big deal for you as representation, so dont take this as me saying not to like cobra starship or gabe himself, especially if youre also latine.

also i know exactly what youre talking about w that pretending nothing offends you thing we do that here and its like. get some backbone.

[gunmetal-ring]

11x15 stream of consciouness

Mmmm... gross. Dead as hell. Something about Daryl in this long sleeve shirt is sending me like yum.

Lol Aaron and Gabe like. Mhm. Nothing to see here. Why is he asking Daryl like obviously Daryl will be on their side. Hm I wonder if Lance backed off bc he's like "if they lie about this then that means they don't trust the commonwealth which means they might help me overthrow it" Oh wait no it's bc he's gonna fuck w em. Oo daryls annoyed... oo... it's bc he's SICK OF FIGHTING AND JUST WANTS TO GET ON THE ROAD AND GO!!

Oh SHIT Mercer is so fuckin hot. YES princess GET IT. Lol. Mercer is jelly. Shit princess is a babe g.d sign me tf up. Although I rly wish she wasn't uncrazy I miss her being crazy now she's just like. Socially quirky. Who is saying she can't listen?! Mercer don't be a dick.

I love this sleuthing reporting sister dream team.

Awww aunt carol!! And theater kid zeke is back yes!! Aw Carol and her self esteem 🥺 aww zeke is so in love still its heartbreaking. Reminds me of @waynedunlaptheorgandonor recent drabble 😏

Tch Lance. God he's such a good villain. Yeah they CAN fuckin handle themselves!! OH! DARYL! HA! and here w are I guess at the six month time jump? Fuckin annoying.

Oh... more yumikos brother... gr8 so glad that he's got an extra storyline... gahh I'm so annoyed at the ongoing bloated cast but at least Carol and lydia are getting some screentime. Also is this friend a lie to see how outside the system the brother will go or are we rly gonna have an appendectomy girl show up?

Lol young psychopath. Michael Mercer idk if we knew that but Michael is not what I was expecting. Feel like it doesn't rly fit

I love this mean Maggie tbh especially when it's not abt negan bc I am over it. I rly can't believe its been 6 months that's so annoying ugh but I'm not gonna do that rant again

I feel like John Mercer would have been cool bc it's like oh he's just another soldier not gonna ruffle feathers nameless faceless fall in line and then BOOM he rebels against his name and subverts our expectations! But whatever. Lol they look up to you literally bc hebis on a poster but also he is big and orange. Bro I rly like him

OK I guess there is a surprise appendectomy?

Lol Lance I cannot believe how much I love him!! I've gotten so used to the dick measuring male villains this is awesome. Wonder why the truck didn't start? Clearly Daryl and maggie expected it to

Carol's old man I love learning more about her!! Lol love zeke w the black market health care I fuckin love him. It's the hope that kills you. Hm. Feel like that's alluding to Ed and how she stayed hoping for it to be better etc etc etc

Princess ilu but also you did not use a special sense to tell that Mercer wasn't OK like he is pretty shitty at hiding his emotions lol. Aw but I love that he's rly confiding in her but also maybe don't do it in the hallway? Do it in the apartment w privacy instead? Mercer is tired of the fighting too. I bet he's gonna be on the caryl spinoff. Told you it was platonic. I'm joking don't kill me

AW! AW HERSHEL!!! AT GLENNS GRAVE!! AWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg lance.. I'm surprised Maggie isn't guarding hershel. Uh hershel isn't a fuckin snitch Lance. Stranger danger and all that too. Oh no!! Glenn's hat!! Lance good detective work but like its a hat not a glass slipper a hat will fit plenty of ppl. Elijah yes! Whoa f bomb! Damn! Also when did Daryl lose the uniform?

Ugh I guess Leah and Carol probably won't meet... unless she pulls another spidey sense that daryls in trouble or something. But I think Daryl is probably gonna kill Leah to earn back trust at the commonwealth. Blugh. Telling myself it's good writing and makes sense.

Aw Carol my heart keeps breaking. OMFG CAROL JUST REJECTING ZEKE POINT BLANK LMAO. I guess they're making antibiotics still hm.

Ik the love story is a Big Deal but I gotta say I am just fully uninterested. Hope fake Stephanie doesn't return bc that love triangle would be so un-compelling.

My guess is that Leah is like 30 feet away from daryl or something. Maybe they take her to commonwealth and put her in jail? And then she and Carol can meet? Bc Lance asks Carol to interrogate her or something? Ugh stop it don't let the hope take over. Damn she's such a babe. Oh SHIT YES SHES GOING TO COMMONWEALTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ugh fuck goddammit Maggie is gonna be the reason Daryl kills her God fucking dammit jfc this is so fucking stupid and annoying and terrible fucking writing. Ok end rant I gotta stop this train in its tracks.

Overall decent episode. One of the better ones of the season. Idk. Im rly looking forward to Leah's arc being over so that I can stop hoping for her to meet Carol. Anyway. I guess yumikos brother is gonna play a big part in overthrowing the commonwealth. It's a shame that honestly at this point I'm kind of waiting for the show to be over bc I'm so unimpressed but oh well.