#don’t want to hit her but ohhhhh she is making me want to

[pose4photoml]

I’m going to need someone to help me write an email to my manager about a coworker who has been RUDE and very hard to work with lately. I’m not the only person having issues with this coworker and she also upsetting a few clients with the way she talks to them.

The reason for the assistance in writing this email is because if I write what I want to say- This bitch is being rude and I need you to fix this before I hit her!! Might get me fired and I actually like my job. I’m not a violent person but she’s testing me 😡

@iguessitsjustme - 🤬

[maybeimamuppet]

Do you believe Regina is redeemable?

ohhhhh buddy the whole can of worms this opened

to make a long story short: yes.

to make a long story longer with a tw for mentioned child abuse/neglect and suicidal ideation

i think every iteration of her deserves a shot at redemption.

canonically regina is at most seventeen years old. yes, she’s almost an adult. yes, she does and has done despicable things at this age and even younger. but she is still young. she is still a child. to completely, black and white say, that she is at her core an unredeemable monster who doesn’t even deserve to try does a complete and utter disservice both to her and the people she’s hurt in her past. to say she will be the way she is forever negates all the suffering she goes through and puts others through in canon, misguided though it is.

regina is also basically the textbook for a personality disorder and specifically bpd. borderline is (in a lot of cases i’ll say rightfully) very harshly judged. there’s a lot of stigma around it and cluster b disorders as a whole. but bpd is also caused for the most part by neglect and abuse in childhood. we only ever see regina’s dad in 2004 canon, for a single scene, crying over regina wearing the rabbit halloween costume. he’s completely absent in both the stage show and 2024. and looking at her mom, it is very obvious something has happened to the both of them and that this child (or neither of these children if you include kylie from 2004) is/are not getting the emotional guidance, support, and attention they need. who knows what happened before canon as well. who knows what her dad was like.

speaking as someone who also probably has bpd (which i discovered through doing research to write her better) i can say it is a terrifying experience. i’m lucky in that i’m able to resist my compulsions most of the time, but having them at all is beyond terrifying sometimes. i am filled with rage on a hair trigger these days. sometimes i’m able to process this anger in a healthy way. i can rationalize. i can think through it. i can calm myself down.

other times i can’t. i can only glance through the mean girls tag on ao3 now because if i look at numbers or think for too long about it, i compare the new fics that have come with the 2024 movie to things i’ve written. to see these fics that, while fantastic, are much shorter or don’t have as much effort put into them as what i do get literally ten times the love does hurt, as much as i adore and appreciate what i do get.

by nature with my other illnesses i have to pour my entire heart and soul, blood sweat and tears into every word i put on a page. every fic i’ve done is a piece of me that sometimes feels like i’ve torn it out of myself and given you to read. sometimes seeing that get 150 hits compared to a cadina fic that’s half as long (but again, still amazing! they all deserve every hit and kudos and comment and whatever) getting up to 1, 10, 50k hits just latches to a particularly sadistic part of my brain and it’s all i can think about for weeks. and it makes me want to quit. either writing or living.

and that sounds dramatic because IT IS. and i’m fully aware having those thoughts and urges is irrational. i don’t want them. i miss feeling like i have a community on ao3 (i absolutely have one here and i love all of you in my little circle with my entire being.) i hate having to avoid reading about my favorite characters because it does that much damage to my mental health. i am afraid that it takes something that small for me to have these massive thoughts.

all of that to say is that bpd makes switches easier to flip. it makes bad choices easier to make.

the reason i’m still here. the reason i still write and i haven’t deleted everything i’ve ever done. the reason i haven’t done a number of other things that i won’t say because they aren’t really relevant. is because i have chosen not to. it is incredibly hard sometimes. but it is still a choice you have to consciously make. you have to consciously decide to hurt someone. you have to consciously decide to say things. you have to consciously decide to humiliate your best friend in front of countless other people.

regina did make those choices.

and for that she does deserve consequences. she deserves repercussions and she deserves flack. she does not deserve to get hit by a bus (except for it being the catalyst to help her realize she needs to change) or being force fed to reach her biggest insecurity and fear without her knowledge.

she made the earliest choice when she was either eleven or twelve years old, that we know of.

that is a child.

regina is a child who is clearly suffering in some way we don’t see. she absolutely should be held accountable for what she does and what she has done. but she also deserves to be allowed to apologize and try to make amends. she deserves to be allowed the opportunity for growth and to heal and to become a functional adult who is capable of meaningful relationships and success. she deserves to be allowed to try.

does she deserve immediate or any forgiveness? no. the people around her also deserve the ability to make the choices with her that they will. she has caused harm, people are allowed to process the harm she has put upon them however they will.

but she deserves the opportunity to make it a choice for them.

she deserves a chance at redemption.

[writingsofwesteros]

What do you think finally sends Jacerys over the edge with Vaemond’s daughter?

I think what really might’ve done it is when after seeing Aegon. Fucking HIS MOTHER. IN HIS BED. And simultaneously calling him a bastard while saying he plans to give her more, Jace is near the end of his self control. He’s taking a walk to clear his head. Afterall, it isn’t as if he can return to his room! Not with that taking place.

But that is the worst time to be walking the halls. For he soon comes across a sight that finally makes him lose his cool.

Aemond. His fucking uncle Aemond. The smug bastard parading around HIS sister with a swollen belly, proudly talking about her “bastard womb” and how she’s going to birth dragonseed, and to add insult to injury, sounding like Daemon when he says that.

That Aemond. Now has Jace’s sister. Completely naked. As the moonlight hits her body. A blindfold over her eyes. Tied up as if she’s his captured pet and he’s her ravager. Her nipples are achy and swollen, even beginning to leak a little, clearly after Aemond desperately squeezing and sucking on her breasts.

Her pregnant belly even more clear in the moonlight. And that’s when she squeaks as Aemond smacks her arse. He makes eye contact with Jace, just as naked as her.

And Jace sees the last thing he wanted to see tonight. After just watching one of his uncles visibly enter his mother, he now watches as the other lines his cock up with the leaking cunt of his sister as he slowly pushes in, making her sigh in satisfaction, saying his name.

Aemond starts to move in and out, deep and slow but thrusting hard each time, making her breasts bounce a little.

“Ohhhhh Aemond.” She groans and tilts her head back as he does so, not knowing of the audience they have. “Ohhh just like that.”

She has such a satisfied look on her face, fully surrendering to the feeling of Aemond inside her. He puts one of her legs over his shoulder as she lies on her side, body exposed and moving with each thrust.

She breathes out and moans. “It does- ooh. It d-does feel better… from that angle yes!” She gasps breathlessly. “Oh seven hells don’t- mmmm oh don’t sto-op!”

Aemond smirks at Jace, and as if the sight isn’t enough, rubs salt in the wound again.

“Uncle said nothing compares to a pregnant woman’s cunt. I think he was very right, wasn’t he my little breeding sow? Doesn’t it feel better to be full of me when your womb is swollen with my bastards?” He purrs and begins to rub her clit. “Doesn’t it?”

“Ooh! Oh seven! Yes yes feels so much better uncle- mm!” She bites her lip as she moans, rocking her hips against him. “Want more, want more uncle! Please keep my womb full!”

Jacerys wants to run and Aemond almost snaps when she says that. He almost grabs her then and holds her up to fuck her like he’s never fucked before, anything to finally act on his deepest fantasy, that she just begged for. Daemon really was right, now that pregnancy has given her such a need for him, she’s finally melted. Oh he plans on finally letting go himself…. But not in this moment. Not before delivering the final blow.

“Beg for it my bastard slut. Tell your uncle you want to be full of his white haired babes. Birth proper Valyrian children. Tell uncle your bastard womb exists to birth dragonseed. Say it slut!” He’s letting this go to his head a little. As a treat, and starts thrusting harder while rubbing. She cries out and gasps, she’s so painfully close.

“P-Please uncle! Fill m-my bastard womb with proper Valyrian seed! Oh! W-Want… want to give uncle lots of white haired babes! I-I exist- mm! My womb is for uncle to fill! Y-Yours Aemond! L-Let me birth your dragonseed! Bless my womb and keep it full uncle!”

She spoke much more than Aemond expected, and that’s where he breaks, pulling her close and pounding her on pure instinct, while capturing her mouth in the deepest and most perverted kiss one can imagine, as she comes falling over the edge, clenching hard on his cock. Her legs shaking, eyes rolling back. Finishing like she never has before. He squeezes her breasts so hard she yelps and he groans out himself, pressing deep and thrusting hard as he spills himself inside in a way he never has either. Ordering her to take it, take it deep.

They’re both so caught up in that, they don’t hear Jace running away as his boots echo through the halls. The two only coming down from the highest of highs.

That is it.

That is fucking it.

Jacerys has had enough. He’s full of rage but oddly…. All he can think of is Vaemond’s daughter. He needs her in ways he’s never needed anyone. And he cannot have the patience to wait anymore. He bursts into her room. She’s changing to prepare for bed. And he catches her at the worst time. Naked.

She yelps in shock, blushing madly and stammering, but Jace can’t hear that. He can only feel his cock aching. And she looks so beautiful….. the prettiest girl he can think of…. Oh the pretty shy girl….

And he grabs her, putting her on the bed. Before she can think, he’s between her naked legs, burying his face in her cunt and licking and sucking like a starved madman.

She squeals out, only getting out have a protest, as Jace holds her wrists, her legs shaking as she feels a feeling she’s never experienced in the whole of her life.

He can’t do it. He can’t stop. He stands. Essentially ripping his own clothes off. The girl getting a full view of his painfully hard cock. Her brain is a little fuzzy at the sudden end in the pleasure. But suddenly she’s been moved on top of him. Face to face with his imposing cock. And to make matters worse, he’s licking at her again. While she opens her mouth to moan, he shoves part of it in. Making her gag. He holds her head and slowly moves her, up and down, pushing her further down each time as he feasts on her cunt.

She makes the most delicious noises…. It’s taking everything not to finish down her throat right now. Instead he nips at her clit. And suddenly and unexpectedly, she finishes. And hard.

Jace pulls her off him and holds her face, looking at her dizzy expression. A hidden masochist? Oh this…. This changes so much.

He rips his own shirt to tie her hands, holds her body and in one hard thrust, makes her a maiden no more. The noise she gives is between a cry of pain and an odd moan and he LOVES it. He holds her neck and fucks. He moves his cock hard and with all his strength, penetrates the most beautiful girl he’s ever met with the most delicious cunt he’s ever known of.

This damn whorehouse of a court, driving him to the edge. And now fucking the daughter of the man who shamed him and his brothers. Her entire body shaking and arching from the force of his thrusts. He’s high on the pleasure of it all, and bites at her nipple as he chokes her. She clenches around his cock again, moaning and he can’t take it. He spends himself inside her, as she claws at his back, pushing so far in he swears he’ll kiss her womb with his cock. And slowly comes down from the high.

Vaemond’s daughter had been caught off guard. She was so embarrassed when her dear friend Jace saw her like that. And suddenly he was licking parts of her body she’d never known could be licked. But then he bit…. It hurt. Why did it hurt GOOD. And oh seven hells, she couldn’t take his entire cock in her mouth. And yet he forced the entire thing in her maiden cunt with no regard for the pain. She truly felt as if a depraved man had stolen and eagerly had his way with her. She could hardly think! And when he choked her…. Bit at her breast….

Her cunt is sore and throbbing…. There’s marks on her neck…. She feels his seed leaking out of her and she’s dizzy.

And by the seven the only word she can manage?

“M-More….”

I've got no words, the hottest thing ever ! Poor Jace just being pushed to the breaking point and its delicious to witness

And by the seven the only word she can manage?

“M-More….”

Jace would lose his mind !

[sweetsmalldog]

SVSSS Liveblog Volume 2 Chapter 7

I’ve broken through my Cult of the Lamb Addiction enough to get back to reading wooooo

“Will anyone be able to visit me?” “Just members of Huan Hua Palace” “How were the sowers dealt with” “correctly” “Why are you telling him so much!!” Bro this is such basic information what do you mean to much???

I hate this pock-faced dude chill the fuck out

This girl is so dumb

He didn’t have a choice but to throw him into the abyss ok!!! ;-;

Also him wanting to laugh in her face is hysterical

Why are we talking about cuckholding now?

“It’s only used to hit pretty women her crush looks at for to long why’s she using it on me” because your the world’s prettiest princess next question

Binghe’s here!!!!!

Binghe’s pissed

Binghe threats usually don’t make people calm down

The System really said “These are your options one of these is so clearly fucking wrong no one in their right mind would pick it”

A is the literal truth you fucking idiot

Rip Shen Qingqiu’s clothes I guess that’s one hell of a scene pusher

Of course that gets cool art

Binghe gave him his robe :) baby steps towards actually communicating baby steps like the smallest possible baby’s first steps and it’s probably about to face plant on the ground but baby steps none the less

And the baby fell straight on its face

My man my pretty princess you are so oblivious it hurts me

“I know all the stupid tropes in this Dumbfuck novel” *is completely unable to recognize when one happens to him*

“Did you never consider that I wouldn’t be able to read your shit tier English” damn

“Let me out” Buddy your gonna get him killed

That poor dude thinks Shen Qingqiu got fucking sexually assaulted and that’s why Binghe wasn’t letting anyone else in and Shen Qingqiu is absolutely not gonna get that

“I feel like I’ve misunderstood something important but that’s fine” HE THINKS BINGHE RAPED YOU

I’m glad he targeted the rude dude from earlier

And he somehow manages to misunderstand everything again I don’t know why I’m surprised that’s a major theme

Oh shit a bounty

Hello random child

Oh shit it’s Binghe

Oh shit it’s the dream realm

Why’s he stabbing himself

Oh ohhhhh yeah that’s fucking nightmare fuel

“Why haven’t you personally come to catch me?” That’s so fucking flirty dude

He was intentionally falling into his crush’s chest wasn’t he

Binghe holding his naked crush in a dream and stoking his hand down his back >:) [Satisfaction Points +100]

Binghe’s jealous, I’m begging my boy to stop mentioning other men rn it’s not helping

Pretty art but also fuck dude someone help that kid

FUCKING GET HER NING YINGYING

This is so dramatic I love it

KICK HER ASS

YEAH FUCKING GET HER GUYS

Binghe’s here now isn’t he

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 432 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I’d like to say, thank you for reading my reviews and thoughts for each chapter so far. And thank you for liking the memes. 😳💖 But bruh, this chapter man… There’s a lot being revealed, so let’s get into it!!! 😌✨

Well crap. Eugene’s got some leverage on James Lee too. Wtffff 😭😭😭

WELL��� SHIT. R.I.P. JAMES LEE IS GOING TO BE U S E D ✨

HE LOOKS SO UPSET SITTING IN THAT LOW ASS CHAIR NOW. I CAN’T GET OVER THE WAY HE’S SITTING ON THAT CHAIR FROM LAST CHAPTER. SORRY GUYS. 💀

And let me guess, you gonna do that to James too...? 🤔 

DAMN. HIT EM WITH THE THREAT, JAMES LMAAAOOOOOOO. THESE TWO ARE ALREADY THREATENING EACH OTHER SDFHSDKFHSAKJDFHSDF. I’M- 💀💀💀

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA... 😶 (Also, James. That’s Crystal’s dad too. She’s might hate you for it lol. UNLESS-  👀 Plot twist: she hates her dad too.)

Ok, I kinda get WHY he’d bring up James’s murder case in the first place. It’s like the “check and balance” thing where you counter them if they do something wrong or betray you. I get it. Eugene and James both have dirt on each other in case one betrays the other, but it sucks to think that Eugene has the upper-hand here because of his connections with the police. He can cover up ANY dirty thing that he does. Also, he can use his knowledge against James whenever he wants so James is just... stuck. Poor guy. Imagine having your ex-boss blackmail you and NOW your new ally blackmails you just to help him. 😭

Yayyyyy killer bros together!!! 😍😍😍 The Psycho Alliance has made a brand new treaty. 🤭

Literally, it really be like this. 

Ok, but why do I find this hilarious? They’re still young, and they have so much time and opportunities to spend their youth without doing any illegal or gang related activities. Yet, their main goal is to kill an old guy. LMFAO OK, JUST IMAGINE. A random old guy sees them chatting outside in front of a cafe or something. discussing their plans about taking down Charles Choi. Then, this old man walks up to them, right? He asks them, “Oh my, you kids are so young! Don’t you have any special things that you want to do in your lives? Don’t just sit around and let time go by. You should go out and do something with your lives!” and then they reply with, “Oh, we are! We’re off to kill an old guy because we hate him!” Like... 👁👄👁  Bros, are you good? LMAAAOOOOOOOO 

Also, if you think this template is familiar, then you’re right. I couldn’t resist reusing this template because EUGENE REALLY GOT +25 CARDS UP PEOPLE’S ASSES. ESPECIALLY JAMES’S IN THIS SITUATION.

“Hey Alexa, play Often by The Weeknd!” 🥵🥵🥵

I’M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF ME OBSESSING OVER THIS MAN, BUT LOOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 LIKE GAAHHH DAYUUUUUUUM. THIS MAN CHANGED INTO A SIMPLER OUTFIT, BUT HE STILL LOOKS SO FIIINNNEEEEE!!!! UGGGHHHH. Ayo he can bend me backwards bro, I DON’T CARE. Gawk Gawk 9000? Uhhhh... LET ME CONSIDER- 👀 NAH I’M KIDDING... Or am I...? 😏 I’D LET HIM FOLD ME TOO. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 (And ofc he’s drinking Hibiki. 😂 Like brooooooo... hottest Yakuza I’ve ever seen. You can’t DENY.) 

*N S F W  M E M E S  W A R N I N G*

Sorry. I just had to. 💀 ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT...

I APOLOGIZE. I GOT NO “STOP” BUTTON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’M SO SORRY!!! 

*E N D  O F  N S F W  M E M E S*

AAAAAAAAND THE OLD MAN AGREES. HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruh, I’ve never seen him genuinely smile before. Is it just me? He always look so grumpy and serious all the time like  >:(  Tbh this panel really surprised me lol. 

EW. BRUV. WHO BROUGHT IN TRASH OVER HERE??? 😭😭😭😭 HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN FOREVER PERO LIKE, I DON’T MISS ANY OF YOU LMFAOOOOOO GTFO.

OK, BUT THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! SEEING LITTLE DANIEL BEAT THEM UP. 🥺🥺 This makes me reminisce the older Lookism chapters.

Also nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You’re all getting your asses beaten for sure. Daniel will clap you all. Each. 👏🏽 And. 👏🏽 Every. 👏🏽 One. 👏🏽 Of. 👏🏽 You. 👏🏽

OHHHHHH... WELL, SPEAKING ABOUT DANIEL-

TIME TO GET HELLA CLAPPED!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

These fools. Smh. 

OMGGGGGG IT’S DANIEL’S MOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S BEEN FOREVER. 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEST MOM EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ALSO, NAH. YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE’S MOM, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? Do they not have respect for anybody? Sometimes I think about these so called “bullies” in this Webtoon. Like no wonder you guys are so fucked up, y’all don’t got any parents or something? No guardians who’d teach you how to be a decent person??? Any manners? 💀 At least Daniel has a mom who knows how to treat her own son. I’m guessing y’all are just jealous that you don’t have a great mom like Daniel who’d sacrifice herself just for her son because she LOVES HIMMMMM!!! 😤😤😤😤 If any of them approach me, I’m throwing hands. Idc. 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

 Daniel Park for FIFA World Cup 2026. ⚽️🏆

YEEEEESSSSSSS THAT’S OUR BOI. AHHHHH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

And when that one bitch from your old high school called you ugly, but now thinks you’re hot... 😑 

OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!! 

MA’AM, WE WERE AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE WHEN WE FIRST SAW HIM CHANGE  TOO. 💀 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FINALLYYYYYY. WE GOT TO SEE HER REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! UGH. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

He has matured into a very good man. And a fine one too... I’m so proud of him. His character development had come such a long way. 😭💞

THIS IS JUST MY THEORY. (Before any of you argue about this and flame my ass, I’m telling you now. This is just my opinion. Pls don’t get heated by it. Thank you.)  💀

You know it’s about to get serious when an old person did the, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” pose. 🚨

FINALLY. Jinyeong Park’s time to shine. 🤩 I’m getting a Darth Vader and Luke moment here. “Luke.... I am your father.” (That’s the only Star Wars reference I know. My bad.) And Jinyeong belongs to the dark side (The Worker’s First Affiliate), while Daniel is the main protagonist who belongs on the good side. Call me goofy, I know. Because my wack ideas make me think about my life choices sometimes. LMFAO But ANYWAYS, I CAN’T WAIT FOR DANIEL’S MOM TO EXPLAIN WHO JINYEONG PARK IS. I’m just glad that Daniel got to see his mom after everything that he had been through. The kid needs a break, and I’m here for it. ❤️

ALSO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS FAMILY’S REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION. AHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! 🤪

[eeblouissant]

I started watching Maude a while ago thanks partially to some of your art and I'm on season6 and. Maude and Vivian kissed. A peck. But they definitely kissed on the lips on purpose. And in another episode Maude is whispering things in Vivian's ear eith their faces pressed up against each other and her hand just creeps up her back. Nobody warned me about this!!! Or about how Maude is just soooooo. She's soooooo. You know? I'm in love. Thanks for inspiring me to watch it.

Oh my goodness anon I’m so happy to hear!!! Maude is a criminally under appreciated show (nowadays, at least) - you’re making me want to go back and binge watch 😂

ohhhhh Maude and Viv… ohhh boy. The episode where they ended up on a game show together lives in my head for a few reasons, but there’s one specific moment where Viv gives Maude this look and I just …. They’re married your honour. I had no idea I was going to be hit in the face with yet another wlw pairing I adored from media that both Bea and Rue happened to be in (although honestly, should have expected it haha - those two had insane chemistry!!!), going into my first Maude watch with 0 knowledge was a blessing. (And you mentioned it already but, don’t even get me started on how often Maude’s hands are all over her back like that!!!! Oh my!!!! I know exactly which scene you’re talking about there 🚶🏻‍♀️)

Also - (assuming you’re the same anon haha) I just saw your second ask about Maude being canonically bipolar & I know right!!!! This show was very ahead of its time, such a refreshing watch. Maude’s character in general was very ahead of her time, I don’t think you’d be seeing a lot of women with a personality like hers be the star of the show very often (when they absolutely should have been). I just adore her.

[ivysangel]

Omg I’m watching yj rn cuz I haven’t seen the show since maybe 2012 or 2013 so it’s been a while for this girl and I have no one else to talk to about this.

~Mild spoilers ahead for those who haven’t caught up~

But I just have to say that the writers are gonna be fending off more then just these hands for the bloody time skips they did. When s1 ended I was so excited for season 2, and then after a quick recap of the new years scene we get blasted 5 years later!!!?!?!?! uHMMMM HELLO?!?!???? WTF IS THIS ??? I WAS EXPECTING TEAM BEHAVIOUR AND THIS IS SO NOT TEAM BEHAVIOUR!!! I WANTED GROWTH!! I WANTED TO GET TO LIKE THESE CHARACTERS MORE AND UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIPS!! And they hit us with the oop aqualad is now an enemy, yeah Tula joined the team but died, Dick and Zatanna aren’t together but he’s with Barbara now, Barb is also disabled, Jason was a part of the team for a while but of course died, etc etc like it was huh after huh after HUH cuz a lot can happen in 5 years and I’m cheesed we didn’t have season 2 to ride the wave a little longer with the team while they were midteens before we got a switch up and suddenly they’re in their 20s and mentoring, and we got introduced to a new team like 2 or 3 times

And with each time skip I’d just get more and more steamed cuz this feels like when you have a friend that you’ve known for ages but suddenly decides to drop new lore and you’re like 👁️👄👁️ what do you mean you were pregnant at 15 and found out at a Wendy’s bathroom????? Like it felt like being hit with a truck hearing all the things that happened during the time skip cuz as of right now I’m on the latest season and there’s queer relationships that were dropped like a bomb. Don’t get me wrong I’m not mad about it at all but with kal I was like who?when?? And with Lagoonboy I was like aww he looks so happy with her! Wait did she just say husband??? But that’s not….. omg this dude is a home wrecker!!! ohhhhh ok he’s in a poly relationship…. WAIT A MINUTE A POLY RELATIONSHIP??? It was just coming out of nowhere unless I missed hints being dropped in earlier episodes or seasons. Probably the sap in me but I would’ve liked to be introduced to these other characters and see how they caught feelings and got together instead. We’ve had a few episodes about Halo figuring herself out both with sexuality and gender preferences, and her religion as well which does make sense when you were previously a living machine. But nothing for Kaldur or lagoonboy???? I would’ve loved to have seen that unfold instead of some other episodes that were more of a snooze fest for me

hihihi sorry this has been sitting in my inbox for so long, i got this crazy influx of yj related asks that were all so long so i've been spacing out my responses!!

but you are so right, the time jumps are so heinous because half the time we don't even get flashbacks to supplement any of the missing plot. they fully just drop bombs on the viewers and expect everyone to just accept it. it's very jarring to get attached to a team and then see the whole team split up the next season with absolutely no warning.

(also idk why this just came to mind but does anyone else remember when orm was camped out in that house trying to kill everybody at that birthday party???? what the fuck was that about??? was that crucial to the plot...did i miss smth)

BUT YEAH. there's a whole lot of "did i miss something"s floating around for s2-4. i would literally sit in front of a paused screen and try to figure out if any dots connected bc i was so lost.

i also really liked how we got halo's sexuality and gender identity arc but i do wish they had done the same for kaldur since he's such a massive part of the show. i wouldn't be mad at one for lagoon boy either, but his plots generally don't mean as much for me since he was really only there as a piece of the m'gann + conner plot.

[mountttmase]

HIYAA

Missed uuuuu🤭🤭

When Mason moved to Manchester you knew things would be different. You just hadn't realised how different. I ALREADY DON'T LIKE HIM

‘Are you alright?’ You heard a soft voice say, looking up to see a concerned looking guy and under normal circumstances you might have been a bit worried about being alone in the dark with some random man but his presence settled you. You couldn’t make out what he looked like exactly but you could tell he was young and his voice sent an excited shiver down your spine. HI MASEEE

‘Here, have mine. It’s a fresh bottle and it’s unopened I promise’ he laughed, handing it to you and you took it with a smile. ‘I um- I don’t live too far from here, I could take you back there or drop you home’ he offered and you couldn’t help but warm to him immediately. CUTIE PIEE😭😭😭

‘You can come back for me’ AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT'S ME

‘I’ll be as quick as I can. Don’t talk to any strangers while I’m gone’ he winked, making you laugh at his little joke but you sat tight and waited for him to get back. Putting all your trust in a man you’d just met and you weren’t even sure was telling you the truth about coming back. SILLY BOY😂

‘Thanks for this’ you smiled sweetly at him and if you didn’t know any better you thought he might have been blushing before he turned the light off again and started to drive away. HE ALREADY LIKES HER

‘That’s okay. When you went for an extra lap I thought I better keep an eye on you just in case, I know you normally just stick to two’ he explained but then the realisation of what he’d said hit him. ‘And I know that’s probably made me sound like a right weirdo. I’m not stalking you or anything I promise’ he rambled but all you could do was laugh, finding his awkwardness endearing. OMG ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME HE SEES HERRR

‘Please don’t think I’m crazy but I’ve been sort of keeping an eye on you since you first started. I know you’re fine and you can probably hold your own but you never know who’s lurking in the dark’ HE IS CUTE, ISN'T HE???

‘No, I like to watch you jog. There’s a difference’ he told you pointedly and you couldn't stop the wide grin that made its way onto your lips. MASON TONY MOUNTTT

‘Yeah I could tell’ he snorted, causing you to look at him with your mouth agape in shock but his little squeaky giggles made your heart thud. ‘I’m kidding I swear’ AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU LITTLE PIECEEEE

‘But look how far you’ve come since then’ he reassured you, a kind smile on his face. ‘Left me in the dust tonight I could barely keep up’ OHHHHHE IS SOOO SUPPORTIVE

‘Well, y/n, if you ever need a running partner let me know. I know where you live now’🤭🤭🤭🤭

‘I hope you do’ he winked. Was this boy flirting with you? You thought. It only then hitting you that he’d been trying for the whole journey. YES HE IS FLIRTING

He was nowhere to be seen though and after taking a little longer to pack up than usual you got ready to go home a little disappointed. That was until you heard your name being called in the distance and suddenly a glistening Mason was stopping in front of you. HERE HE ISSSS🤭🤭🤭

‘Hey’ he laughed, straightening up so he didn’t look so tired but you could see it had been a long run for him. Small beads of sweat trickling down his flushed skin but his shy smile made your tummy feel warm. ‘I’ve been looking for you’ he admitted shyly and no matter how hard you tried to hold your smile on you couldn’t. THEY WERE LOOKING FOR EACH OTHER 🫠🫠

SHE IS AT HIS, AND HE WANTS TO TALK TO HER

‘Do you um, do you play for Chelsea?’ You asked, seemingly dumbfounded but you noticed how pink his cheeks got. Not really answering the question, just nodding his head over to the sofa so you could sit with him. OPSSS

He sat you down and explained that he did in fact play for Chelsea, that he was injured and that he was going through some rehab and would hopefully be better soon but unfortunately he wouldn’t be able to run with you anymore and you felt your heart sink. PH BABY BOY, I WANT TO HUG HIM

‘I was thinking maybe I could still come and cheer you on though? Or we could hang out here sometimes’ HE IS IN LOVEEEE

‘Oh um, well yeah. I like hanging out with you’ he shrugged, trying to play it off but his confession made your cheeks hurt. ‘I like hanging out with you too’ you whispered, watching his eyes crinkle at the edges and thinking you’d never seen anything better. Your tummy warming at the interaction between the pair of you and it was only then it hit you what a big fat crush you had on this boy. CAN YOU HEAR MY SCREAMS???

He would pick you up after your jogs and take you back to his. Having dinner ready for the pair of you as you learnt even more about each other and you loved everything you were finding out about him. He was kind, humble and a little goofy but also smart in his own way and every time he flashed you that toothy grin you wanted to shout from the rooftops about how much you fancied him. I NEED A MASON IN MY LIFE

‘You alright, Mase?’ You whispered, your question making the corners of his lips turn up slightly before he nodded. Shuffling up in his seat more so he could wrap his arm around your shoulders and bring you into his side, almost like you’d snapped him out of his mood by just checking in on him. OHHHH, BABY 🥺🥺🥺

It was a soft kiss, more like he was testing to see your reaction but when he pulled back and your eyes met his again, he was leaning back in to kiss you properly and you felt yourself melt into him as you cupped his jaw and kissed him back just as sweetly. OMG FINALLY

He was perfect and everyday your feelings grew for him even more. He was polite and kind and always wanted to touch you in some way which made your heart sing. Finding him was like finding your missing half so when you received a text from him asking if you could pop over to his after work you did so gladly. Not thinking anything of it until he opened the door to reveal him looking the saddest you think you’d ever seen him look. OHHHH I LOVE THEM

Before you could speak he flung himself at you, holding you as tightly as he could before you walked him inside. Taking him into the kitchen where he proceeded to break down in your arms, telling you his injury wasn’t healing, that he needed surgery and that he was scared. Scared he’d never get back to where he was and that the surgery could ruin everything but in your hold he seemed to calm down ever so slightly. OMG😭😭😭😭😭 MY BABY IS SAD

‘Sorry, you didn’t need to see me like that’ he sniffed, eyes looking up into your as you caressed his cheek and you wanted to tell him it was fine but he beat you to it. ‘Truth is, I’ve been holding it in all day. You’re the only person I’ve really wanted to talk to about it’ he whispered, his face soft as he looked back at you and all you wanted was to kiss him. ‘I feel like you’re the only person I can be myself around’ I WOULD HAVE FAINTED AFTER THAT

‘That’s understandable but they know what they’re doing. And when it’s all over I’ll be here for you yeah? Whatever you need whether that’s company or you need me to cook or clean or anything. You won’t be on your own’ you told him, trying to be as reassuring as you could and from the way he held you a little tighter you hoped it had worked. OHHHH SHE IS LOVELY

You stuck to your word, coming over when he needed you to and helping him out around the house however he seemingly forgot to tell you his family were still there and you had to meet his parents all sweaty after a run. They didn’t seem to care though and were just as sweet to you as Mason was. He’s eyes sparkling with joy and he watched you get along with them. OPSSS, FAMILY MEETING

‘I don’t wanna be without you’ you told him carefully. Putting your heart on the line so you could at least tell yourself you gave it everything, even if he wasn’t willing to do the same. You told yourself if this was the end then you would be okay, these things happen sometimes. OH BABY GIRL

‘I don’t want to be without you either’ he whispered, kissing your forehead gently. ‘I know it’ll be hard but I want us to try to make it work. Even if we just try long distance for now’’ GOOD JOB BABE

‘I know it’s early but I see a future with you. I wouldn’t bother suggesting it if I didn’t think it would be worth it in the end. I really think we can do this’ I'M EMOTIONAL

‘I didn’t think I could feel more for you if I tried but everyday I think I love you a little bit more’ he confessed and you felt your heart threatening to beat out of your chest. HE LOVES HER🥺🥺🥺

‘I love you’‘I love you, too’ you replied instantly. Your jaw aching from how much you were smiling. This conversation could have gone many different ways and even though this is the outcome you wanted you never thought it could have happened. That Mason of all people would want you in his life but you were so thankful that he was willing to try with you. I HAVE ELEPHANTS IN MY BELLYYYY

He was still living in a hotel the first time you went to see him. You ordered room service and sat in between his legs as he showed you a selection of houses he was going to choose from. Telling you he wanted your opinion first as it was a joint decision and thankfully your favourite was his too. THEY CHOSE THE HOME TOGETHER

When the pair of you were apart, you got yourselves into a routine. Texting whenever you could, daily calls or FaceTimes even if it was just to say goodnight and always letting the other know you were thinking of them when you had time. BABIES

Mason’s time seemed to be ever decreasing though but you expected it. New team, new friends, new environment. It was bound to be exhausting and you knew he wanted to fit in so you tried to look past the unreplied message and missed calls as he was so apologetic when you did finally get to speak to him. But as the instances grew the apologies stopped and you just accepted that this would be your life for now. OH MASON....😒

It had been a long week, and it wasn't even over yet. Finishing work half an hour early so you could jump on a train up to Manchester to meet Mason in hopes for a quiet night in but your hopes were dashed about two minutes in the car. MOUNT I'LL PUNCH YOU

‘We’ve got dinner with Rashy and his new girl tonight’ he smiled, squeezing your knee gently. ‘You've got time to get changed and stuff but you’ll have to be quick’ MASON....😒

So you did your best, getting changed and sorting your face out before heading out to some fancy restaurant you didn’t know the name of. Rashys date seemed nice and as much as you tried to look like you were involved and interested you knew you were being quiet. Mostly due to tiredness but also due to the fact you wanted a quiet night in and as usual he’d made you plans that you couldn’t back out of. OH MY BABY GIRL😭🫂

You wanted to say something but it was like each time you tried you couldn’t get the words out. Not sure how to make Mason understand you needed some down time with him and that as much as you loved his friends and family, you didn’t travel all this way every week to feel further away from him than ever. Not only that, the fact he didn’t seem to mind that the pair of you never spent any quality time together made you feel sad as you clearly weren’t on the same page about everything. OH BABY GIRL, JUST TALK TO YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND

The straw that broke the camels back came around a month or so later. You were already pissed off with him as he’d gone out to a club in the week with some of his single friends and had left you on read until early afternoon the next day. The only reason you knew he was there in the first place was because you saw him in the back of a story someone posted, surrounded by girls, but you trusted him enough to know nothing had happened and when he told you it just slipped his mind as he was with so many people you weren’t sure if you were happy or sad about his excuse. HE DID NOT, NO WAY😒😒😒😒

This weekend was make or break for you. One last chance for him to prove he could put you first but he'd already ruined it the first night. Claiming to pop out for five minutes so he could help Bruno move something but he still wasn’t back 3 hours later. You’d taken yourself off to bed in the end, pretending you were asleep when he eventually got home and cuddled up next to you, biting your lip so hard you thought you might have drawn blood just to keep the tears at bay. I HONESTLY WOULDN'T HAVE GONE...

‘I need to go pick up Rashy, will you be ready by the time I get back?’ He asked but he picked up on your confused face right away. ‘Luke’s brothers friends gallery opening is today, I said we’d go’ I WOULD PUNCH HIMMMM

You were exhausted and in no mood to be around anyone, even Mason at this point so you didn’t move. Just stayed in bed and tried to think of something you could say to get you out of it. Not realising your hour was up until you heard the front door open downstairs. YES GOOD JOB

‘C’mere’ he whispered, pulling you into his body and you held him like it was the last time. In your mind it might be as your future was decided on what his next actions would be but you were surprised when he took your hand and led you downstairs and into the living room so he could get you comfortable on the sofa and wrap a blanket around you. OH MY BABY GIRL😭😭 I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER

‘Okay well Rashys outside. I won’t be too late I promise and just call me whenever you need me’ he whispered and you felt your blood turn cold. NO WAY HE IS GOING.....

You didn’t speak, not having anything to say to him anymore so you just snuggled into the cushion and let him press a kiss to your temple before getting up to grab his jacket. IF SHE DOESN'T GO BACK HOME IMMEDIATELY....

You felt like a prop and you’d had enough so after a cry and feeling sorry for yourself for a little while, you dragged yourself upstairs so you could go pack your bag and go home. You were no rush as you knew Mason would be out for a while but the longer you stayed the more you felt the walls closing in on you. YES, GOOD JOB GIRL, I'M PROUD OF YOU

Mason had only just made it to the gallery, saying a quick hello to a few of his friends before he was reaching for his phone. Wondering if he should call you to check in but in the end he decided against it. Not wanting to smother you and also thinking you were probably taking a nap but his mind was plagued with thoughts of you. WELL MASE A BIT TOO LATE...

‘You alright mate?’ Mason heard from behind him, turning to see Luke joining him with a pat to his shoulder. ‘Where’s y/n?’ HI LUKE, BE OUR WISE MAN

‘No offence mate, but if she’s sick then why are you here?’ Luke laughed, looking at Mason like he’d lost his mind but all Mason could do was scrunch his brows at the older boy. I LOVE YOU

‘Mate, I love you, you know I do but I see you every day basically. As do most of us here. But y/n? She doesn’t get to see you half as much and the one time she needs you you’ve left her on her own?’ LUKE YOURE OUR SAVIOUR

Luke was right, you needed him and he’d left you alone in his house. Sure you visited all the time but it wasn’t full of your home comforts just yet. Anytime Mason was unwell or sad the only thing he wanted was for you to wrap your arms around him and make him feel better but he’d done the opposite and left you to fend for yourself. FINALLY MOUNT FINALLY, THANK YOU

Mason made a stop on the way home, running into Sainsbury’s on the way to pick you up some supplies for you before quietly opening the door. Thinking you might be asleep on the sofa where he’d left you but as he quietly crept in he noticed the blanket you’d been wrapped up in was folded and placed over the back of the sofa, the cushions were sat up neatly and the tea he made you sat on the table untouched. MASON MOUNT I HOPE FOR YOU YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD PLAN OF APOLOGISING

There you stood, eyes red and face blotchy as you zipped up your overnight bag and he felt like he’d been punched in the gut. BABY GIRL

‘You’re sick, I thought you might want me here instead’ He told you, his voice quiet and unsure but you didn’t want to be having this conversation right now. A BIT TOO LATE...

‘What? No, please don't go, talk to me’ he pleaded, taking a step towards you but you shuffled back like you didn’t want to be anywhere near him. MASON...YOU'RE LATE

‘Cause I didn’t know what else to do to make you want to spend a bit of time with me! And even that didn’t work’ you told him, laughing ever so slightly as you placed your bag down on the floor to make your way out but he was blocking the exit and didn’t look like he was going to move for you. OH MY LITTLE GIRL😭

‘Are you breaking up with me?’ He asked, disbelief infused into his tone but you didn’t want to talk to him. You needed to get out. MAYBE....

‘Talk to me, please’ he begged, walking towards you but you stayed rooted to the spot. ‘You wanna tell me how awful I’ve been and scream at me then fine but I don’t want you to go’ he whimpered, falling to his knees in front of you so he could wrap his arms around you and bury his face into your body. ‘I don’t even understand what’s happening, please talk to me’ WELL MASON, YOU SHOULD BE UNDERSTANDING....

All you wanted to do was run your hands through his hair and tell him things were fine even though they weren’t. You were mad and upset with him but you still cared and seeing him so heartbroken made you feel sick but you couldn’t let it get to you. Instead covering your face as you began to sob into your hands and Mason was quick to get up and pull you into his chest. NO Y/N BE STRONG PLEASE

‘Whatever it is, I’ll fix it. I’ll make it right I promise but you have to tell me’ he whispered. ‘No matter how hard it is okay?’ YEAH MOUNT....

‘Apart from an hour or so in the mornings and the same in the evenings, when was the last time we did something just the two of us? The last time we got dinner together just us two? Or stayed in and did nothing?’ You asked and it’s like you could see him trying to recall a time. ‘Everytime I come and visit it’s like we always have to be around other people and I’m not saying I don’t want us to see anyone else but I come here to see you, you know? To spend time with you and it just hurts feeling like you don’t want to spend time with me alone’ MY LITTLE BABY GIRL

‘But I do just want you to myself sometimes. And it hurt a little bit thinking you didn’t want me. I travel all the way here for us to be together for you to want to spend our time doing things with other people. And maybe I sound silly-’ YOU'RE NOT SILLY AT ALL

‘But you should be my priority. You are my priority I promise and I swear I’ll make sure I prove it to you now. Like I should have done this whole time’ he croaked. Tears spilling from his eyes he shut them tightly. ‘Please don’t leave me bubs. You’re my everything, I’ll be nothing without you’ GOOD MORNINGGGG

‘Can we get into bed?’ He asked, sounding almost shy but you nodded, standing up gently and reaching for your bag so you could pull your pjs out but he cottoned on to what you were doing. Instead pulling the top from his body and handing it to you and you took it with a small smile. MMM, I THINK ILL FORGIVE HIM

‘I’m fine, Mase. I’m sorry if I worried you by saying I was sick but I’m alright’ DON'T YOU APOLOGISEEEE

‘Don’t be sorry, I’m the sorry one. The fact that you even had to say all that in the first place makes me feel awful’ he sighed, squeezing your side as you offered him a sympathetic smile. ‘But we’ve got the rest of the night to ourselves now and we can do whatever you want yeah? And all of tomorrow. Even if you wanna just stay in bed the whole time I’ll do it’ HE FINALLY WOKE UP

‘We’re okay then yeah?’ He asked hopefully, and you nodded into his skin. Feeling his whole body relax at your answer before he pulled you in even tighter. ‘I really am sorry. I think I just got a bit lazy and needed a kick up the bum but consider me well and truly kicked’ PERFECT😌

‘Thank fuck’ he laughed, kissing your cheek. ‘I’m starved, left before the food came out earlier’ he winked and you rolled your eyes at him before he tickled your sides playfully. ‘I’ll go make us something’ I WANT FOOD TOO

‘I thought you were ill, I was making sure I’d have everything you need’ OHHHH🥺

This was what you missed. Quality time together where you had nowhere to be and no one to answer to. Where Mason could be Mason and you could be you. Half naked dancing in his kitchen at 7:30pm without a care in the world. YAYYYY, FINALLY

‘I love the sound of my name coming out of your mouth. I love the way it feels when you hold me, just like this. You make me feel safe and loved and whole. And I love that you take me just as I am, no matter what. Sometimes I think I was made to love you and the fact that I could of lost you tonight kills me’ I GASPEDDD

‘Thank you. And I promise I’ll never make you feel like that again. Hand on heart, you’re my priority and I’ll prove it to you everyday’ MM, YOU'RE FORGIVEN

‘I don’t care’ he told you, attaching his lips back to yours but you could feel the smirk on his lips. ‘I’ll burn this whole house down if it comes to it, I don’t wanna stop kissing you’ NAUGHTY

LOZZZZ

OMGGGGG

I MISSED THOSEEEE

THAT WAS PERFECT

I LOVED HOW THEY MET, BUT THAT COULD NEVER BE ME, ME AND RUNNING ARE ENEMIES 😂

I LOVED HER, CAUSE SHE WAS SOOO LOVELY AND EVEN IF SHE WAS HURT SHE STILL WENT AT HIS

AND I'M HAPPY SHE GET READY TO GO, CAUSE IT WAS THE MOMENT TO LEAVE.

AND I LOVED HOW HE APOLOGISED AND MADE IT UP TO HER🥹

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS WITH US, THATS THE PERFECT END FOR A SUNDAY EVENING 🩷🩷🩷

HI LOVE

Mason was a silly billy in this one but it’s not because he didn’t love her he’s just a people pleaser

BUT THANK YOU I love reading these after like reliving the whole fic again it’s so much fun 🩷

[goatskickin]

Welcome back! When we last left, Faith offended just about everyone she met, while making endless plates of food. Faith was also taking a hefty sampling of the local Potential Husband population at Brainia U.  Meanwhile, her roommate and bff Bettina got to know the warlock Sebastian Dreamer better.

But what is our heir’s little brother Temperance up to? How is he taking to college?

For Tempe, the quarters are a little closer, with 4 people in one student house instead of 2.

They make it work, however.

They’ve all made it this far without killing each other anyway!

They do well enough feeding themselves. But their meals are nothing like what Faith makes.

“Whoa! You makin’ some blackened…*sniff*…omelets? Seb?”

“…shut up.”

“I think it’s fine. Ma used to make them this way. I like my eggs crispy.”

The Dreamer twins have a comfortable relationship with each other. Living together is easy.

Living with Wade and Tempe however takes some adjustment.

   The 2 Knowledge-centric sims, Tempe and Seb, get along famously from the get-go.

“I’m thinking if everyone had VR headsets, plus highly customizable characters, that –“

“Oh, DUDE! The custom character screen is like, the best part!”

“I know, right?!”

“And you’re one of those people that spends 3 hours making their customizable character and then shuts the game off?”

“HA! Like you don’t do the same!”

2 nerds in a pod.

Remy is a little more realistic. He’s more interested in “mature” pursuits.

Like girls. He’s met Tempe’s “hot sister”, Faith.

But decided pretty quickly to move on from considering her as a romantic pursuit.

            But decided pretty quickly to move on from considering her as a romantic pursuit.

He’s a big fan of sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong, though.

“Sebastian – “

“Ha, yes Remington?”

“Don’t be a douche, I’m trying to be serious…what’s up with you and your babe?”

“Bettina. Bettina Waters.”

“Yeah…”

“What. What is up. Are we playing? Or no?”

“Soooo…you guys like…are you…?”

“Remy, stop, I – “

“You’re making it official with her, right? It’s not just a -”

“Remy, shut the fuck up. I don’t wanna talk about this.”

“Oh yeah? What do you want to talk about then?”

“…”

“You like her. She’d be stupid not to like you. I know you haven’t officially locked it down with her. So, what’s the issue?! ”

“Fuck off!”

“Ask her OUT for REAL. Tell mom about her. I’ll – “

“Listen. HEY. I’ll…I’ll do that and…if you…take Tempe out for an afternoon. To hang out.”

“UGH whyyyy! Temps is a fuckin’ square!”

“Tempe thinks you hate him!”

“I don’t hate him! I don’t hate anybody. I just think he’s a dork.”

“So, you’re turning me down then? You won’t do the dare Remy?”

…

“Man….fine. We’ll go to campus and get pizza. You need to talk to Bettina though.”

“Fine.”

True to his word, Remy takes Tempe out to socialize. Before hitting up the pizza place on campus, Remy and Tempe check out the Bio lab, where Bettina is often found making use of the science equipment.

It’s also where the cow mascot is infuriating and attractive. To this dormie at least.

“Bettina! Heyyyyy.”

“Ohhhhh, hi Remy! What’s up!”

“Nothing, just me and Temps – "

“I am going to fuck – fucking kill – that cow mascot…”

Although the climate and soil at Brainia U have been just as affected as Pitstop Valley and the surrounding neighborhoods, somehow, there is one type of plant that has survived.

Several students, Bettina included, have had a semester-long lab study based on its growth habits. It may hold the key to having plant life grow organically elsewhere.

After Tempe makes some shockingly bad attempts at Talking To Girls, Remy kindly initiates a location change.

For pizza!

“Ya know, for free pizza it’s really not that bad. *chomp* Hey, your sister is here.”

*chomp* “Wuh?”

“Hey Faith!”

“Hey booger! C’mere.”

“You here for the pizza? There’s – “

“No, shh! I’m here for something else.”

John Choi of course. The man, the hat, the pizza-cheeked.

Faith has competition, however.

“…John? Oh, John? You have time to review my paper, right? I’d love to get your opinion…”

Something that Tempe should be used to by now is finding the house computer occupied when he wants it. But that doesn’t mean that he has to like it.

“Um, Wade? Yo, I need to use the computer.”

“Sorry, I need to reboot. I think I saved the settings in the word processor for everything to be all caps? I’m doing a factory reset.

“You are WHAT! Doing a WHAT?!”

“I gotta share a room, the computer, my food – “

“Gawd, fine! I didn’t need that sandwich anyway! I’m leaving.”

     It sucks sometimes a nice guy.

The girls on campus aren’t on Tempe’s wavelength, that’s for sure.

Blonde dormie guy: “UMM, yoo-hoo! This red-haired guy has like, NO game.”

If Tempe wanted to flex some emotional maturity, he may want to content himself with some introspection before getting into any kind of romantic relationship.

And as a Popularity sim with a Knowledge secondary, the boy is conflicted.

And Tempe was being honest with himself, he wants to make something other than surface connections.

         Remy to the rescue. Kind of. The local pool hall is a hot spot for Cool Girls™, or so he claims.

Here goes nothing.

“…like I mean, she’s the one who left her eyeshadow palette behind, so I was like screw it, this is mine now.

So yeah, you start with that cool toned brown for the lid, and then for the brow bone, you can use glitter if you have it, but if instead – “

“OH! HAahahurhurh, I just love girl talk! I could girl talk all day long!”

“Ha, oh yeah pretty boy? You’re into makeup?”

“HaHA, heh, um…sure…”

While he’s not quick on his feet when it comes to actually keeping a girl’s interest, luck is on Tempe’s side today.

“Heh, yeah…you’re Temperance, right? You’re in my Computer Science class?”

“Haha heh – oh, uh, yes! Yes, me. With Professor Wilks. And it’s Tempe, that’s uh, yeah, uh – “

“You have any interest in tutoring? I mean I mostly get what we are doing with ASCII, but I feel like totally I don’t wanna like, memorize, because I know we are moving on to learning about Unicode soon.”

“Oh um, wow, yeah sure, I mean I already – “

Tempe’s potential tutoree is none other than Tina Sell.

Tempe is game for any kind of arrangement with Tina. Anything really.

“Remy, I really like the pool hall.”

Tempe’s roommate Wade takes to college as well as anything. He’s a pretty easy-going guy.

The freedom is great! But in another time, Wade should have gone right into the workforce, or maybe a trade.

He’s just not the bookish sort, is all.

     “Remy! Look!”

“Are all of those bottles of vodka?”

“One of these is rum!”

“Just don’t drop those…”

Despite not being an academic guy, Wade gets along surprisingly well with Seb.

“Um…well, that’s an interesting move for sure…”

“The knights can move that way, right?!”

“Uh, yeah! It’s that…um…why would you move there?”

“Well, I’d be letting you know my strategy then! Your move!”

Living with the Dreamer twins is also Wade’s first exposure to magic wielders who are not his mother. He is admittedly fascinated by them.

“So, you and your brother are like also, um…I don’t know, like, my grandmother was a witch, and she had a sister-witch, so like, you and Remy – “

“Yes, me and Remy are also brothers in magic. What’s up?”

“Nothing! Like, I don’t have the touch myself…I don’t think…but um, what do you both…ya know…do with it?”

“Do with it?”

“Yeah! Like, my ma she like, I don’t know…she does like, homey stuff…cleaning spells, soup for when we are sick, you know – “

“Oh! A Good Witch then.”

“Yeah! So, like…you guys – “

“I don’t speak for Remy, as that’s really his own business, but I’m more on the Neutral spectrum.”

“Cool! Cool, cool…so…”

“I’ll be known as a warlock in any community I am a part of. People may I try to exploit me or fear that I have the power to exploit them. So, I keep a low profile.”

“Temps, don’t you ever – “

“I’m getting off the computer in 15 minutes, okay, there’s – “

“Calm down, I don’t need the computer.”

“Oh...what’s up?”

“It’s just…don’t you ever wonder what Remy and Seb get up to in their room?”

    “Um, what? Ha, no? Are you like, jealous of their ‘brotherly love’?”

“No, asshole, I mean like…their magic stuff. I think they do that together. Like, what are they doing exactly?”

“Oh, I don’t know about any of that. Remy’s okay. We don’t talk about that magic stuff though.”

“Just like he doesn’t ask me about my computer stuff. We’re chill.”

“Yeah, but aren’t you curious?”

“No. Sounds like you’re curious though.”

Wade hasn’t chosen a major and isn’t too pressed to choose one soon. While magic interests him, it’s likely not in his future. He’s interested in girls but isn’t making a concerted effort to put himself out there.

Time will tell what exactly is in store for him.

Comparatively, Tempe is certain of at least one thing about his future.

“I am going to create the best MMO game the internet has ever seen.”

“Not grindy, not too easy, lots of customizability, sandbox environment, the best in-game music…”

“And I’ll release the code to other gamers as soon as it’s finalized for maximum replayability.”

Tempe knows he can’t hog the house’s computer to build such a game, however.

So Tempe decides to host an SSX3 gaming competition on campus. For research, of course.

“Alright let’s goooo motherfuckers! This is a no cheat speed run! Start the timer!”

A few other SSX3 aficionados join, like this gal here.

The thing with Tempe is that there are girls who into him. But Tempe only seems to like girls who are well, problematic.

“I’m kicking your ass LimeGreenQueen78! Eat my snow!”

“Can you. Shut. Up.”

“I am trying to fucking work here! Be quiet!”

“Woo! Get fucked T_Zone_9000! The golden trophy is mine!”

Temperance is the SSX3 victor.'

“Yee! I won!”

“Best 2 out of 3 LimeGreenQueen78? Let’s play again.”

“God, I’m leaving, fuck you guys.”

A new contender, Leo, enters round 2.

Leo wins!

“Aw man!”

“Wanna play again T_Zone_9000? You can take a look at the draft of my text-based game that I’m making – “

“No thanks.”

Tsk. Shallow.

  “Temps! Who’s the hottie sitting at the chess board?”

“Oh, that’s Bidi. She invited herself over for tutoring.”

“She needs help with her physics homework. She said something about how ‘we should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy’. I was going to see if her intro class was actually that far into the syllabus, because I don’t think – “

“Tempe, she just left.”

“…oh.”

     “Seb, not to judge but –“

“That is a great way to start a conversation.”

“I’m just wondering…what’s Remy’s deal?”

“Leave him alone, dude. What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Sorrryyyyy, it’s just like…he’s fine. But I feel like he hates me.”

“He doesn’t hate you. Remy just kind of has a resting bitch face. And he doesn’t like a lot of people.

“Oh…”

“He only really opens up around people he knows well.”

“He’s you know, a private person.”

“But you know him.”

“Yeah, but I grew up with him. Don’t sweat it. He’s really not all that super fascinating.”

“He doesn’t even tell me everything. He might even have a girlfriend and I wouldn’t know.”

        Seb, the “responsible” twin, while more upbeat and friendly than Remy, has his own secrets.

He’s focused on his studies. Classic Knowledge sim.

And amiable enough.

“Girls don’t mind that our couch is a mattress with no fitted sheet on it, right?”

Though a bit faint of heart, if you ask his brother.

“So, you’re going to ask her today, right?”

“Remy, why do you care?”

“Becauseeee, if you don’t, you’re going to lose out on a cool ass girl. Dumbfuck.”

“Get a life Remy.”

“I will! As soon as you ask Bettina to be your gf for real.”

“…so. This is…fun.”

“…hmm? Oh, sorry, I am going to make a move, I just –“

“Doyouwanttobemygirlfriend?”

Bettina is very pleased to be asked officially.

Though having a warlock boyfriend may upset her traditional mother a little…

       With an out and proud twin brother no less!

The Dreamer brothers have kept the machinations of what they do in their bedroom quiet.

Though Remy keeps even more to himself.

He leaves the house at night, for hours at a time…

…doing goodness knows what.

Wade and Tempe basically pay the magic stuff no mind until a day comes when the cow mascot overstays their welcome.

“Um, hey, can you like, leave?”

“Um, hey, can you like, leave?! HA!”

“What the hell?”

They don’t know who invited the cow mascot, but they are not welcome here.

“Hey hey! You know what they say about nostrils!”

“…huh?”

“Don’t them die virgins!” *POKE* *POKE* “OW! What the fuck?! Ow?!”

Unexpectedly, it is Seb that manages to get the cow mascot to buzz off.

“You need to leave.”

“Hey cutie, what if –“

…

“You got a problem?! Because…I…”

…

“Isn’t it…”

…

“Wow. Fuck you guys. I am leaving.”

“That was magic that did that.”

“No kidding? What did Seb do exactly?”

“Warlock secret Temps.”

“You’re full of shit. Seb didn’t even do anything.”

Or did he?

~~~

That’s all we have for this chapter!

Will Tempe get to kiss Tina Sell again? Will Wade ever get it together, or is he going to be juggling bottles forever? What’s Remy doing when no one is around?

[blue-eyed-bloodstains]

Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering?

usually over the shower rod

What kind of mouse pad do you have?

I don’t have a desktop, only laptop so that ‘mouse pad’ is it

Do you brush your hair with a comb or a brush?

my hair is thick as shit so combs don’t work, always brush

In your opinion, who do you think is the hottest celebrity?

oh I can name many lol 

You have a project due tomorrow, do you use tape or glue?

depends on what I have, and what the project is (how detailed, the materials, etc.)

Chicken or pork?

both

By the time you get to school, is it still dark?

got* considering I graduated in 2010 (fuck I’m old) and no, the sun was already up even if it was still pretty low it was light out

If you had a choice to be a unicorn or mermaid which would it be?

normally I’d love to say mermaid but the unknown depths and darkness of the ocean fuckin terrify me and I’m not a fast runner so I’m sure I’d be too slow a swimmer to get away too lol so unicorn

What color is your underwear?

a pale lavender sorta color

What time does the sun usually set?

depends on the season/daylight savings/weather...but usually around 7-730pm it’s getting dark fast

What/who do you think of last before you go to sleep?

every damn thing imaginable :| insomnia and multiple mental illnesses are a greaaaat combo for sleep!

AC or fan?

ALWAYS BOTH 24/7, 365! yes even through winter! due to a medical condition, one of several, I overheat very easily and for long periods of time to where even both of these can’t even make a dent to cooling me down...

Do you wear braces?

no, did in the past at one point for about a year

Can you do a hand stand?

I used to be able to when I was a young kid in gymnastics and dance, but haven’t been able to since

If you were the opposite sex, how would you style your hair?

hmm...probably a slightly longer tousled look that you just wanna run your fingers through 

What level English are you in?

I’m not in school but when I graduated I was in honors level English Lit 2

Jessica Simpson or Alba?

neither really, never been a big fan of either

Which subject is worse, English or Math?

Math for sure...used to ace it and love it till I moved around so much I fell so far behind everyone else, repeated the same level three times, and then was violently skyrocketed up to honors level of Algebra 2 which damn near STOPPED me from graduating that’s how bad I failed cause I couldn’t grasp anything we were learning anymore...I skated by with that one and still managed to graduate with honors but it was hell to manage that

What’s one thing you really want to do this very moment?

get violently black out drunk again..being and staying sober fucking sucks :(

What movie are you embarrassed to admit you’ve watched?

Penelope with Christina Ricci...it had its wholesome moments for the message, and I fuckin love her to death in anything she’s in but she’s the only reason I even watched it. otherwise the movie itself just...dear god what did I do...lol

CD player or iPOD?

ohhhhh iPod/iPhone now obviously, but if I’m handed a CD player you know I’m tripping hard on nostalgia with it! 

Would you rather spin upside down going 30 miles or drop 400 ft. into water?

neither sound real good for me considering certain reasons...but if I had to pick, spin cause my luck the damn drop would either kill me or I’d break damn near everything in my body. haven’t you ever heard hitting water from a certain height is equivalent to hitting concrete??!

Whats your favorite shape?

hmm I’d say stars

What do you have planned for the weekend?

nothing so far, gonna see if we’re going to my fiance’s parents house for Easter dinner we haven’t seen them since early last year cause he’s barely ever home due to work

Have you ever gone ice skating?

yep

If you were put in a room with nothing except for a pencil and paper, what

…what?

Is it always easy finding your remote every time you want to watch TV?

oh dear fucking god XD noooooo! we’re constantly losing one or two together all the damn time it’s bullshit!

How was your day?

meh, bored as all hell but it’s Good Friday which means my fiance had off today so there’s that :D

Do you grow your nails, bite or cut them?

grow till a certain point then I’ll clip em, rinse repeat...usually the max point before I clip em is when I’m typing with fingerpads rather than fingertips cause my nails are in the way lol so it’s harder to type (not terribly long, just long enough past the fingertip)

Describe your handwriting:

I’ve always been one to change a few things up every now and then when I get bored of my handwriting lol but more on the rushed, a bit sloppy bubbly side overall I guess you could say

Do you consider yourself a stalker?

hell no that’s creepy

Do you bruise easily?

yep always have most of the time I never even know how or when the hell I got said bruises they just show up lol

There`s nothing on TV except Barney and Japanese news what do you do?

Roku is your friend!

Do you know more then 3 myspace codes?

no I wouldn’t even remember at this point how to even make a profile or post or anything it’s been too long

You got a essay due, you either can type or write in pen, which will it be?

type, unless specifically asked/required to write it...doesn’t really matter to me

Do you wear jeans to relax at home?

I LIVE in jeans dude XD

Describe yourself using three words.

Smart, loyal, stubborn

Do you use deodorant?

yep

Do you like ice in your drink?

yeah but I need to be careful given highly sensitive teeth

[eddiemunsonswhxre]

CAN YOU PLZ PLZ DO SOMETHING LIKE EDDIE TEACHING THE READER HOW TO TOUCH HERSELF ON HIS LAP BECAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW OHHHHH MY GOD I’m dying I need him so bad you don’t understand he’d be praising her so much and she’s practically crying begging him to finish for her GOD I CANT DO THIS RN

loved this request, hope you love where i took it :)

teach me, please me / eddie munson

rating: m (18+, minors DNI)

cw: fem!reader, masturbation, praise kink, pet names (babe/baby), voyeurism

while playing truth or dare with your pervy friends, eddie discovers you've never had an orgasm before.

--

  “alright, um truth or dare, gareth?” jeff asks. you continue moving pieces around on the rubiks cube you held in your hands, half listening to the guys and half not. you were leaned against the arm of eddie’s couch with your legs in his lap. his fingers tapped rhythmically on your shins as he held a beer in the other hand and laughed along with the other guys.

  gareth rolled his eyes. “dare, obviously,” he spoke from across the room, sipping his beer.

  jeff thought for a moment about what he could have gareth do. “oh, i dare you to go piss on old man gregory’s porch,” jeff laughs.

  “shit, is that supposed to be something i’m against? let’s go,” gareth laughs. jeff and ricky follow him out, you too into your cube to notice and eddie not wanting to get up.

  eddie looked at your concentrated look, taking a mental picture to remember how cute you looked like this. “making any progress, babe?” eddie asked, massaging your shin lightly.

  you look up at him with a pout. “no, i’m still where i was twenty minutes ago,” you huff and let your hands fall on your stomach. “why can fourteen year olds do it and i can’t?” you whine causing eddie to laugh.

  “come here, big girl,” he teases you for whining as he holds his arm out. you roll your eyes but move to sit up and lean into his side anyway. “dustin is not a normal fourteen year old, you can’t base your ability off him,” he says, wrapping his arm around you and rubbing your upper arm comfortingly.

  you pout still and let your head fall onto the side of his chest. you rest one hand on his stomach, the other curled into your side as you tuck your legs under you. “it’s still annoying, i wanna be able to do it,” you whine. this is how eddie knew you were getting tired.

  eddie placed a kiss on your head as you look at the cube you’d dropped on the floor. “you want me to ask them to go so we can go to bed?” he asks in a quieter voice. you and eddie had been best friends for the past three years. your parents were probably the only ones in town who absolutely adored him so you two hung out a lot. your parents trusted him to take care of you, so they had no problem letting you stay over at his house or him staying at yours whenever you wanted. of course, not without warnings but they were never needed. 

  it was true that you and eddie did act like more than just best friends, but you both were too afraid to admit you had feelings. that landed you in the current situation. eddie was always overprotective and put you above the guys, while you were always clinging to his side. you shook your head no. “if i get too tired i’ll just go to bed before you,” you say and mess with the fabric of his shirt.

  “thought you didn’t like going to sleep without me?” eddie teased causing you to roll your eyes and hit him in the chest. you were drunk when you said that a couple months ago and he wouldn’t let it go.

  just then the guys came back in laughing amongst each other before taking their seats. “success?” eddie asked with raised eyebrows and an amused smirk. the guys noticed your change in position but didn’t comment on it. partly because they were used to it, and partly because they knew better.

  “oh yeah, might’ve gotten under his door we’re not sure,” gareth laughs. you crinkle your nose in disgust while eddie laughs with them.

  he shakes his head, pushing you closer. “grumpy fucker deserves it,” eddie says and takes another drink of his beer. the guys laugh about it a little more before getting back to the game.

  gareth looks around before his eyes land on you. “y/n, truth or dare?” he asks, now calmed down.

  you hum, thinking. you were pretty tired and last time you picked dare they had you finish the game in only your bra even after eddie’s protests of it being ‘too far.’ not that you really cared, but you were really comfy right now. “truth,” you mumbled quietly.

  gareth thought for a bit before shrugging. “when’s the last time you had an orgasm?” he asks, drinking his beer. your face gets hot and you feel eddie tense.

  “gareth that’s not cool, man, that shits private,” eddie says, trying to save you from answering.

  gareth groaned, ready to make fun of eddie for treating you like you were a kid all the time. “um, never?” you said quietly. everyone in the room goes quiet, looking at you in shock.

  “woah, what? have you never masturbated?” jeff asks cautiously. you shrink into eddie’s side as you shake your head no.

  the guys look at each other in slight bewilderment. “you’re eighteen years old, and you’ve never came?” gareth asks. you shake your head once more before burying your embarrassment in eddie’s chest. he moves to rubbing your back comfortingly.

  eddie is amazed at the fact you’ve never had a orgasm before. he knew you were pretty innocent, but having never masturbated before? damn. your innocence made his pants tight. “let’s keep playing, i’ll take y/n’s spot since she sucks at dares anyway,” eddie laughs, trying to take the attention from you.

  you keep your head hidden until you’ve calmed down and then you go back to just resting it and observing. eddie kisses the top of your head once again and you smile.

  the guys start leaving around one in the morning and you disappear into the bathroom to change into your pajamas. as you’re changing, eddie cleans up a little bit in the living room and then goes to find clothes to wear to bed. it was november, so it was a bit chilly outside. as he was grabbing a pair of flannel pants you walked into his room rubbing the side of your face. “hey sleeping beauty, ready for bed?” he asked in a teasing tone as he subtly checked you out. 

  you were wearing a long sleeve shirt that was a bit big on you and a small pair of grey sleep shorts. you nodded and crawled on to his bed, nestling yourself in the corner as you always did and getting under his blankets. he smiles at how adorable you are and then goes to change himself. 

  when he came back, he turned out the lights and crawled in bed next to you. your eyes were closed but he knew you weren’t sleeping yet. “night, y/n,” he says, settling into his pillow. 

  “goodnight,” you mumble, cuddling into his blankets. as you lay there longer, the more awake you become, making you frustrated. 

  eddie was having the same problem as you, and his mind was wandering anywhere and everywhere. when he felt you shift for the millionth time he sighed and turned on his side to face you. “what’s up? why are you still awake?” he asks quietly. you open your eyes and give him a half shrug.

  “suddenly i’m not tired anymore,” you say. 

  eddie nods. “wanna talk then?” he asks and you nod. “can i ask you a question?” he asks, picking at his pillow.

  “yeah,” you mumble.

  eddie purses his lips, wondering if he should even ask you this. “have you really never had an orgasm? you can be honest, it’s just me,” he questions, searching your eyes for answers.

  you roll onto your back to avoid eye contact. “no, eddie. i haven’t,” you say quietly.

  eddie swallows. he was curious and he knows you’ll stop him if he goes too far. “have you tried? like masturbating i mean?” he asks. you close your eyes in embarrassment. 

  but it was just eddie. your best friend eddie who would never judge you. “yeah… but i can never… it never worked,” you admit. 

  “why didn’t you ever just ask me for help, baby? i’ve been told i'm pretty good at it,” eddie smiles and jokes. you close your eyes at his words, hating how you would ask him if you could.

  “dick,” you mumble and eddie laughs. he scoots closer and throws his arm around you. he presses your bodies together as his head is propped up on his hand so he can look down at you.

  he shakes his head at you. “i’m just messing,” he says with a fond smile. 

  “mhm,” you hum and look into his eyes. those big brown eyes that you’ve admired since day one. he always got whatever he wanted from you with those eyes.

  “i’m sorry i keep asking questions but this is so interesting to me. babe, i’ve been jerking my shit since i was like eleven and to find out you haven’t been able to cum yet and you’re eighteen? kinda heart breaking,” he starts once more. you shove him slightly, face screwing in slight disgust. “okay, sorry, too much information i guess. but… do you ever get wet? you ever been horny?” he pushes, testing his limits.

  you cover your face with your hands, wishing a black hole would just open and suck you in. “yes. to both,” you say, your words muffled by your hands.

  eddie rubs you side in a comforting manner. “so what do you do?” eddie hums, not even sure why he was still asking more questions.

  “eddie,” you whine in embarrassment, uncovering your face and pouting at him. 

  “i’m just being curious!” he defends himself. he scans your face and feels a little bad for making you uncomfortable.

  you turn your head to look at the wall and just before eddie can apologize you begin to explain. “i just kinda um… use my fingers but it like, it’ll hurt or i won’t really feel much. or it’ll feel really good but i just can’t get myself all the way,” you say as eddie listens. he hated to admit your innocence was turning him on.

  “you touch your clit?” he asks in a dazed tone. you look back to him and shake your head no. “aha! see, now there’s your problem baby. that little bud, your clit, is what really is gonna make you cum. it’s different for most girls i think, but i know you can cum from just rubbing your clit the right way,” he says, his hand traveling towards your clothed pussy.

  you feel like sweating as he rests his hand high on your thigh while analyzing you. “i-i don’t know what is the… right way,” you stutter. 

  “you poor thing, you need to work on that like as soon as possible,” eddie teases you, his signature smile on his face. but yours wasn’t there, you just looked scared.

  “how?” you gulp, wanting to know more so next time you could finally get a release. 

  eddie eyes you for a bit before sucking his bottom lip into his mouth. “y/n, i need to ask you something, you can say no,” he says nervously.

  “okay,” you urge.

  eddie looks away from you for a moment to take a deep breath before looking back in your eyes. “do you want me to teach you how to pleasure yourself?” he asks quickly.

  you gasp at his question, being taken by surprise. you look into his eyes once more, they’re now clouded by nervousness and something new. something you’d never seen. lust. you thought back on all the times you’d sit in bed and just deal with the dull throbs of your wet pussy, knowing you couldn’t do it. but this was your opportunity. “will you, please?” you ask with equal nervousness in your voice. 

  eddie is stunned, not only by your response but the fact that he asked in the first place. “now? are you wet now?” he asks, now more than conscious of his hand resting so close to your heat. 

  “well, no… but you can make me wet, can’t you?” you ask and then feel your ears burn. “oh my god, i'm sorry. i can’t believe i just asked you that,” you fling yourself to face the wall.

  eddie feels his cock stiffen in his pants as he grabs you to pull you towards him. “babe, i know you well. really well. but i don’t know your body like that, if you tell me what to do that gets you going then i can try and turn you on,” he says into your ear.

  you shake your head. “but i don’t really know…” you say to the wall.

  “what is normally happening when you start to get horny?” he asks, rubbing your stomach and side.

  god this was so embarrassing. “it’s normally just like… when i start imagining things. like a guy i find attractive wanting to touch me and stuff. i don’t really know,” you say, still refusing to look at him.

  “am i attractive enough?” he asks, bringing his hand to lightly run his fingers along your curves. you nod, so eddie grabs you to push you back on your back. “how about you let me touch you and try some things? that okay?” he asks, moving to hover over you. you nod, biting your lip and watching him nervously. “use your words, baby,” he says with raised brows.

  “yes, that’s okay, eddie,” you breath.

  he nods, moving himself down to be closer to your body. “now just relax, really feel everything. if i do something you don’t like tell me no,” he says and starts trailing fingers up and down your thigh. 

  you shiver under his touch and respond with an, “okay.” he pushes your hair out of his way and presses soft and slow kisses to your neck. “oh,” you moan in surprise, bringing up a hand to hold the back of his head. his fingers on your thigh tease the seams of your panties, never fully dipping in but enough to make you shudder. eddie begins sucking on your lower neck as his fingers snap your waistband against your skin. you gasp as his teeth nip at your neck, but your hips shift causing eddie to smirk into the love bite. he was succeeding. 

  his feather light graze comes up your torso, making your shirt ride up slightly. he cautiously hovers over your breast as he waits for a sign to stop. you don’t give him one, your breathing heavy and hand starting to take fistfuls of his hair. he let his hand caress your clothed breasts before his thumb was rubbing your nipple over the fabric of your shirt. “woah,” you moan, legs clenching slightly. you were definitely turned on. eddie chuckles into a different place on your neck before rubbing over your nipple a few more times until it was hard for him. he grabbed it between to fingers, squeezing ever so slightly and listening to you moan. he nipped at your neck, wondering how mad you were going to be in the morning when you realized how many hickies he’d left on your neck. after biting and sucking harshly on your skin, he ran his tongue over it to soothe the slight pain. 

“eddie,” you moan, arching your back to get more contact. eddie groans, screwing his eyes shut. the way you moaned his name was sinful, and really really dangerous. if you kept it up, he wouldn’t be teaching you how to pleasure yourself. he’d be fucking you. he decided to be bold, dropping his hand from your chest and down between your thighs. he ran his fingers gently along the soft skin of your inner thigh, enjoying how you squirm beneath him. eddie began sucking harshly on the side of your neck and brought his hand up to hover over your heat. he bites down on your neck gently, causing a moan to leave your lips. in that moment, he pressed his hand down, cupping your heat.

he smiled, he could feel your wetness soak into your panties and spread further around your entrance through two layers of fabric. he pulled away from your neck and back to meet your eyes. his face was lit up seeing your eyes clouded with arousal. “feel that, baby? you’re wet,” he taunts, slowly rubbing slight circles over your clothed cunt. 

“holy shit, eddie,” you breath out. eddie smirks but moves his hand away from you.

you let out a whine, causing eddie to chuckle. “alright, up. get those pants off,” eddie says, sitting down next to you. you feel your neck heat up as you slowly put your hands down to your waistband. “don’t be shy, baby. it’s just me,” he coos. you look away but slide your shorts and underwear off slowly. eddie grunts at the sight of you kicking them off the bed. “you can keep the shirt if you want to, but i think you should take it off,” eddie says. 

“perv,” you say to him pointedly. he laughs at you, causing you to smile. 

“not a perv, just want you to have the best first orgasm ever,” he shrugs. you roll your eyes but take it off anyway. eddie’s eyes scan your body hungrily, lip caught between his teeth. you notice his intense gaze and curl in on yourself. “no, don’t,” he says, reaching over and pulling your arm away from yourself. he blinks, gathering himself before pulling you to him. “okay, come here. sit on my lap, put your back to my chest,” he says, helping you get situated.

you relax against his chest, eyes widening as you feel his erection. “you’re hard,” you mumble dumbly.

eddie chuckles, wrapping his arms around your bare middle. “no shit, look at you. how could i not be?” he says, complimenting you. you put your hands up to your face once more. he shakes his head and takes them away. “you’re not allowed to be shy when you’re already naked on my lap,” eddie teases, kissing the side of your head. you nod, taking a deep breath and trying to relax.

eddie hums, rubbing your sides soothingly. “touch yourself, do what feels right,” eddie says softly in your ear.

you chew on your bottom lip and try to make yourself do it. your hand begins to travel down, but you pull it back. “eddie, this is embarrassing. can you do it? please?” you beg, looking back at him with puppy dog eyes. eddie gulps, closing his big brown eyes and containing himself.

“no, you gotta do it yourself,” he says, rubbing your side. you just continue staring at him until he rolls his eyes. he holds out his hand. “give me your hand, i’ll guide you,” he says, knowing he was going to be stuck with this raging boner. fuck, he might even cum in his pants. 

you place your hand in his and he wraps his pinkie and thumb around your hand, his fingers lining up with yours. “ready?” he asks and you nod. he guides your hand down to your slit, pushing them towards your entrance to gather your arousal.

“wow,” you mumble at the feeling of your wetness.

eddie smiles. “what, baby? feel how wet you are?” he hums. you nod, moaning as eddie guides your fingers up to your clit. he circles them, your head falling back against his shoulder. “that feel good?” he asks huskily.

“yes,” you whisper, looking into his eyes. eddie grunts, looking back at you as your wetness starts to coat his fingers as well as yours.

“you know how fucking dirty this is, y/n? you look straight out of a damn porn film,” hey grunts, pushing your fingers to do a different motion instead. your eyes roll back in pleasure at the new movement and you let out a moan. “feel better that way, huh, baby?” he asks.

you start moving your fingers on your own, eyes opening back up. “a lot better, oh god,” you moan. eddie removes his hand from yours and you stop, looking at him in confusion.

he shakes his head. “ah-ah, you keep going, pretty girl,” he coos. you look at him apprehensively but he just raises his brows. “i’m not doing it for you, go on, make yourself cum,” he urges in a demanding tone. you begin moving your fingers again and eddie begins massaging your sides once again. “good girl,” he mutters, kissing your cheek.

you circle your clit once again, trying to find what area made you feel the best. “look at how good you’re doing,” eddie coos, eyes moving to train on your hand moving on your clit. “why don’t you touch those pretty tits of yours, help make you feel good,” eddie advises, his lips dragging across your temple. you whine towards him, causing his cock to twitch under you and a groan to leave his lips. “or do you want me to?” eddie asks and you nod immediately. eddie moves his hands from your sides and brings them up to massage your breasts. you moan at the contact and move your fingers faster over the left side of your clit.

“how do i know… when i’m, when i’m close?” you ask breathily. eddie tweaks your nipple, pulling at it and watching you squirm. 

eddie chuckles at you in admiration. you were so, so innocent. “you’re not there yet, baby. i don’t know how it really feels for women, but things are gonna get really tight as you get closer. just keep going and then you'll get to cum, okay pretty girl?” he explains and you nod. “good, keep rubbing that pretty clit for me, baby,” he says. his words egg you on further, sending more waves of arousal to your core.

eddie keeps saying encouraging words in your ear and groping your tits as your fingers rub your clit. your other hand falls behind you to hold onto eddie’s shoulder as you finally feel your core begin to tighten. “look at you, ready to fall apart on my lap,” eddie murmurs. you whimper, pushing down harder on your clit. “you know how hot you look right now? fuck, baby, i could cum just from looking at you. i wanna eat that sweet pussy of yours so bad, make you cum so much harder than you’re about to,” eddie grunts.

you whimper, looking back at him. “help,” you beg, your wrist faltering. eddie’s eyes darken, but he believes you need to do it yourself this time.

“this is all you, baby. don’t stop, i know you don’t want to. you can do it, be a good girl and cum for me,” eddie says, looking straight into your eyes.

“please, eddie,” you whine, tears pricking your eyes as your wrist hurts.

“no, go on, make yourself cum,” he says in a harder tone. you moan, pussy clenching at his words while simultaneously tears fall. you speed up anyway, chasing the satisfaction you knew you could finally get. eddie could see it in the way your eyelids were fluttering, you were getting close. “cum,” he whispers as you rub your clit faster. you let out a long moan, eyes rolling back and back arching off eddie’s chest as waves of hot pleasure rush through you. “keep rubbing your clit, ride it out,” eddie encourages and you do. your legs shaking as an abundance of your arousal seeps out of you and onto the pants covering his dick. eddie groans, his cock begging for attention. 

when you finally come down from your high, you open your eyes again to look at eddie. “holy fuck,” you mutter. eddie smiles and plants yet another kiss, this time, on your forehead.

“you did so good. you feel good?” he asks, holding you close to his chest. you nod, nuzzling into him. “baby, i really do want to cuddle you right now, but you’ve given me a really painful boner that i need to take care of,” he says slowly.

you nod and unwrap his arms from around you. “sorry,” you mumble, and slide off his chest.

eddie shakes his head. “don’t be,” he rubs your upper arm to comfort you before going to stand up. 

“wait,” you say, reaching for him. he looks at you, slightly concerned. “can i- can i watch?” you ask shyly. eddies eyes widen and a small, guttural groan leaves from deep in his throat. 

he takes a moment before settling back into his spot on the bed. “i guess it’s only fair, i watch you cum so you watch me,” he shrugs and pull his pajama pants off. your eyes are glued to his erection as he wraps his fist around it and begins pumping. his tip was already leaking and his head fell back against his wall. “don’t judge me for how fast i’m going to cum. having you on my lap, cumming on me, and now you just watching… oh fuck,” eddie groans, as you make eye contact with him. your eyes flicker between his cock and his face as it contorted with pleasure. 

you push yourself towards him a bit, his eyes closed so he doesn’t notice. you reach out and run your fingers up and down his upper thigh. “fuck, y/n,” he shudders, bucking into his fist as his eyes fall to you. the way you look at his cock in fascination sends him over the edge, cumming in thick ropes all over himself. his chest is heaving as you push yourself to sit up next to him. 

“eddie?” you ask quietly.

he looks over to you, taking deep breaths. “yeah, babe?” he inquires.

you purse your lips and look to his wall before going back to him. “we aren’t just friends, are we?” you ask quietly.

eddie gulps and gives you a fake smile. “no, y/n, i don’t think we are,” he admits in just above a whisper. you nod and look away again.

but there’s that thought nagging in the back of your head that won’t go away. “eddie?” you question again.

“hm?” he asks, afraid of where this may go. you finally look back to him, but you don’t try to talk. you lean forward, grabbing his face and planting your lips on his. eddie lets out a sigh of relief, closing his eyes and kissing you back. he pulls away soon after. “can we continue this kissing and cuddling after getting cleaned up?” he asks with a playful smile. you nod bashfully and follow him to the bathroom to get washed up. 

you get back in your pajamas, eddie putting on a new pair of flannel pants, and then you both get into bed. until you fall asleep, you share sleepy kisses and hold each other closely. “you can go to sleep now, baby,” eddie says, pushing hair from your face. you nod, cuddling into him as he places one final kiss on the top of your head before snuggling into you. you weren’t sure what you were yet, but eddie knew he finally had you. 

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Since when? ~ Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia

Summary: Mickey introduces his wife to his friends after a successful mission

Pairing: Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia x Fem!reader

Warnings: fluffy, nothing else other than the guys poking fun at each other, oh and Hangman. He’s a warning all on his own

Notes: there isn’t enough Fanboy content so I’m just gonna make something myself. This is also a long one, I got carried away. It’s not my best so don’t judge too harshly :’)

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Fanboy doesn’t understand how the topic of love lives were brought up. He’ll admit that he zoned out on a good portion of Hangman’s rant on the last girl he had been with. He may have also started mindlessly scrolling through his camera roll and landed on a picture of you in his phone that he particularly liked. It was a picture of the two of you on a recent date night. He took the picture as you were looking at the ocean and he couldn’t help but think you looked beautiful. You weren’t even doing anything in particular and you didn’t have to. He always thought you were beautiful and that would never change.

“Fanboy! Are you even listening to me?”

Startled, Fanboy looks up and sees that everyone’s attention was on him now. Payback was biting his lip to keep himself from laughing while Phoenix clasps a hand down on his shoulder.

“Yeah yeah, I was listening to you talk about your date with Marsha.”

“Maria.”

“Yeah.. wait what did I say?”

The group around him laughs as Hangman throws his hands up, in frustration. Fanboy shrugs it off and goes back to looking at a couple pictures of you he has in a specific folder in his phone.

“What are ya lookin’ at there Fanboy?” Payback says from over his shoulder. Fanboy attempts to lock his phone to prevent Payback from seeing all the photos he has of you but it was to no avail.

“Ohhhhh do you have yourself a little girlfriend??”

“What? No!”

“Ohh come onnnnn! How’re you gonna lie to me like that? I thought we were best friends!”

Fanboy knows that Payback is joking with him but he also knew that he was right. They were best friends and they did tell each other everything. Well, almost everything. It wasn’t that he was ashamed of you. Hell no, not in the slightest. He was just a private person. He’d rather keep his home and work life separate. He knew at some point, he was going to end up telling Payback about you and now seemed better than nothing. Especially since he had already gotten a peek at you from his phone.

Sighing, Fanboy looks up at Payback from his seat, around the pool table, “She’s not my girlfriend.”

“So she’s your side hoe? Damn Fanboy, I didn’t peg you as that kinda guy.”

“What!? No! Are you kidding me?! She’s not my side hoe! She’s my wife!”

Mickey didn’t realize how loud he had said that. Once again, everyone around him had their attention on him. He heaved another sigh and rubbed a hand on the back of his neck. Everyone’s expressions varied from either shock to confusion.

“You’re married?! Since when?! You’ve never said anything about dating, let alone being married to someone!” His eyes connected with Hangman as he gave Fanboy an incredulous look.

“It’s not like any of you asked me, specifically. Besides, I try to keep my personal and work life separate. I didn’t even tell Payback if that makes it any better.”

At that he received a smack to the shoulder from Phoenix. He was shocked, as he grabbed at the place she had hit and gave her a questioning look.

“You’re telling me that you’ve been hiding a girl from Halo and I, that we could’ve been talking to this entire time?!” Phoenix glared at him while he rubbed the spot she hit.

“I wasn’t hiding her from you! I was just-“

“When can we meet her?”

Fanboy whips around to stare at Payback, who had a calm look on his face.

“You want to meet her?”

“I think we all kind of want to meet her.” Came from Bob, who was sitting on the other side of Phoenix. The others around them all nodded in agreement as Fanboy debated, silently.

“Yeah man, I wanna see the little lady who has captured the heart of my best friend.” Says Payback who places a hand down on Fanboys shoulder. He knew that his wife would be off of work by now. You had texted him that you were at the store and you would be cooking dinner by the time he left the Hard Deck.

“Let me call her really quick. She’s making dinner soon so..” Mickey walks outside and dials your number. It rings twice before you finally pick up.

“Hey Mick.”

“Hey baby, are you still at the store?” He can’t help the stupid smile that grows on his face, at the sound of your voice.

“Yeah I’m still getting some things. What’s up? Did you need me to pick something up for you?”

“Oh no no, I don’t need anything. That’s not why I called.” He started biting his thumb nail, a nervous habit that Mickey has tried to break but it never usually works. “They found out. About you, about us. Payback was looking over my shoulder and he saw me looking at a picture of us from our last date and then he started asking questions and everyone was looking at me-“

“Hey hey, Mickey, it’s okay! I don’t mind that they know about us. Hell, I figured that it was going to come out sometime, and if anyone was going to figure it out, albeit accidentally, it was going to be be Payback.”

Mickey let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. Why did he think she would be mad at him? She was supportive in his decision to keep their relationship quiet. She was always understanding; that’s why he loved her so much.

“Oh and another thing, they want to meet you. Like, today, I think.”

The other line on the phone was quiet for a second. He knew he dropped a bomb on her so he wasn’t surprised by her reaction.

“Well damn, that was quick. If you’re okay with it, then so am I. Are they going to join us for dinner?”

“Yeah I think so.”

“Hmm okay, well, I’m glad I’m still here then. I’m going to finish getting the things we need for dinner and then I’ll be home. Text me when you leave the bar.”

“Okay baby, I will. Be careful at the store okay? Call me if you need anything.”

“I will. Also, quick question, did you tell them about-“

Sensing where she was going with it, Mickey, interrupted, “No no no, I didn’t get to that part.”

“Oh well, this’ll be fun to see. I’m gonna get back to shopping honey, I love you.”

“I love you too baby. Be safe.”

Mickey went back inside, after pocketing his phone. He was met with Hangman making eye contact with him.

“Well?”

“She was cool with y’all meeting her and having dinner with us. She’s at the store right now so it’s probably best that we give her time to finish up there before we head on over there.”

Payback and Rooster both stand up and put a hand on each of Fanboys shoulders.

“Sounds like a plan to me. We got time for another round of pool.” Rooster grins playfully at Payback and Fanboy, while Bob sets up another game.

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With Payback driving, Fanboy in the passenger seat, along with Hangman and Coyote in the back, they were close to arriving at Fanboy’s house that was close to base.

“So let me get this straight. She’s a nurse, you met her at a bar, dated for 3 years, then you got married and have been married for 2 and a half years? And we’re barely finding out about this now?” Hangman looks at him from the backseat of the car for answers.

“Yes, Hangman, I already told you that at the Hard Deck.”

“Sorry man, it just surprises me that you managed to keep that from us for a while. If anything, I thought Bob was going to be the one with a secret wife.”

That got a laugh out of everyone in the car and Fanboy rubbed his hand on his pant leg as they pull up to his house. He nerves we’re eating at him. This was going to be interesting.

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Upon opening the door, Mickey headed straight for the kitchen, knowing where you were, after putting his bag down by the door. He paused in the door way after looking at your attire: a pair of leggings, white socks, and one of his flannels swallowing your figure. The stupid grin came back on his face and he felt at peace. You turned around the moment you felt someone else in the kitchen.

“Hey honey.”

“Hey baby. Whatcha makin’? It smells good.”

Mickey came over to the stove and placed a kiss on your lips before wrapping his arms around your shoulders from behind.

“I decided on making nachos, I hope that’s okay?”

“Yeah baby, that’s fine. Don’t worry about it.”

You were leaning into him and the little moment of peace was interrupted by someone clearing their throat. You and Mickey turned around and saw his friends all staring at the display of affection. One of them stepped up to introduce themselves.

“I don’t think we’ve formally met yet. I’m-“

“Payback, I know. Mickey talks about you all the time. I’m Y/n, Mickey’s wife.”

“He talks about- You talk about me?” Payback looks behind her to look at Fanboy.

“Well yeah, I tell her everything.”

“And you don’t tell me jack shit when it comes to your love life. I see where your loyalties lie.”

Mickey rolls his eyes as you laugh. Payback and you shook hands before everyone else introduced themselves.

“Bob.”

“Hangman.”

“Phoenix.”

“Rooster.”

“Coyote.”

You smiled as they all gave you a small greeting.

“It’s nice to finally have faces to put to the names I hear constantly, and I hope you all are okay with nachos. I didn’t think we would be having people over so this was the first thing that popped inside of my head.”

Everyone gave you a reassuring smile or nod and you felt more at ease. You wanted to make a good impression, especially since they all meant a lot to Mickey.

“You’re good pretty lady. It smells good already.”

“Hangman, don’t flirt with my wife.”

Hangman smirks and winks at you when he thinks Fanboy isn’t looking. Coyote gives him a swift hit in the back of the head and you roll your eyes as you continue cooking.

“The house is really beautiful. I love the view of the ocean from here.” Rooster says while looking at some of the pictures hanging up on the wall, with Bob and Phoenix. Phoenix gushes at the pictures from y’all’s wedding with Bob. Rooster smiles at the moments captured in time of you and your husband.

“Thank you. The view is one of my favorite things about living here.”, you say from your position in the kitchen, cutting up tomatoes for salsa. Mickey gazes over at you in adoration. “Oh by the way, I didn’t end up getting any beer because I didn’t know what everyone drinks.”, you add on when you make eye contact with him.

“I’ll go get some. What about you little lady, what’s your drink of choice? Beer? Vodka? Tequila?”, Hangman says while asking Payback for his keys and tapping Coyote to come with him.

“Oh I don’t drink.”, Y/n says with a small laugh.

“Now, you’re pulling my leg. Fanboy here said he met you at a bar. You’re telling me you didn’t drink then?”, Hangman says with a smirk on his face.

Y/n looks over at Mickey, then back to Hangman, “Let me rephrase that: I can’t drink.”

Jake looks more confused than ever, along with the rest of them, “I’m not following.”

Upon seeing the others confused faces, Y/n looks over to her husband. Mickey walks over and unbuttons the middle buttons of his wife’s (his) flannel shirt for her since her hands were busy chopping up tomatoes.

She sports a little 5 month baby bump that protrudes from under a white tank top she has on. Mickey rubs his hand up and down your bump, feeling the baby kicking at his palm. Everyone’s faces went from confusion to complete and utter shock. Fanboy definitely didn’t tell them this.

Mickey gives an uneasy smile and rubs his neck, “Surprise?”

“Man, what the hell?! First you don’t tell me that you’re married, now you didn’t tell me that you’re going to be a dad?! I thought we were friends! I better be your kids godfather, you son of a bitch!”

You laugh at Paybacks reaction and wipe your hands on a dish towel.

“I didn’t even notice a baby bump! I knew you were glowing, I just didn’t know it was because of that!”, Phoenix smiled at you as she came over and gave you a surprised (but welcomed) hug.

Mickey received a couple pats on the back from his friends as he looked over at you talking with Phoenix. A happy smile on your face as you cradled your belly, making his heart pound rapidly in his chest at your happiness. She was placing her hands on your belly as she felt the baby press against her hand. Laughter irrupting from the both of you.

“Okay yeah, you’re definitely not drinking tonight little lady. Nope, not on my watch.”, Hangman shakes his head as he rubs Y/n’s shoulder. The rest of the guys, and Phoenix, agreeing along with him. Bob even offering to go to the store to buy lemonade or fruit punch as an alternative.

Mickey laughs at his friends antics and pulls you over to him. He wraps his arms around you from behind and cradles your belly in his hands. Y/n leans back into his chest and let’s out a sigh of relief. This turned out way better than either of them expected. At least now they know that their little boy will have many uncles and an aunt, to look up to and protect him.

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Hopefully y’all enjoyed that! The idea popped into my head and I ran with it :) Feedback is much appreciated and I appreciate you for taking the time to read it!

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“You can take one more, angel. You’ve done it for me before.” A warm hand smoothed down her face, wiping some of the sweat away from her brow.

Harry was working her to her limit. She had to admit that. Not enough to color, to tell him that she was at her full limit, but she hadn’t realized that it could be possible for something to feel too good.

The steady pace of his cock dragging in and out of her, hitting oh so perfectly into the spot he rightfully claimed, she was fully fucked out and her man was proud of it. Milking as many orgasms as he could from her was his favorite pastime and it was showing tonight. “Feels-Feels too good, H.” She clawed at his back, drawing a hiss from the man. The beautiful pain never got old. Not with them. God, it felt like heaven with her wrapped firmly around his dick, the hot, slick walls fluttering around him. Drenching him.

“Too good? No, no.” He pinned her down with his strength, grinding into her and right up against his spot. “Stay still. Don’t move those hips. Be my good girl. Lay there and take the pleasure you deserve.” The movements had her breathing heavily, clinging to him like a lifeline as he could feel the telltale signs of her upcoming orgasm. He’d already gotten two from her tonight and he was going for sweet number three. The intensity of pleasure he could make her feel never failed to amaze him, but he couldn’t stop. She had been so perfect and had such a stressful day- his honey needed to relax, and this was the best way.

“You give t’me every day, take such good care of me, my angel. Let me take care of the house and play with my instruments and recipes… let me provide what you need.” His nose nudged the sweaty skin under her ear, careful not to leave to ouch of a mark as he sucked on it. Not proper for her to run around with hickies, but Harry loved it- and by the manicured nails being dug into his shoulder blades and trembling thighs, so did she. He loved having such a powerful woman relinquish her control to him. Her cunt was perfect for him, and he wanted one more orgasm before he spilled inside of her and ran her a warm bath. Let him do what he was made to do- take care of these needs. “So beautiful when you come apart for me, my angel. Had such a hard day.. need you fucked out and relaxed so we can have our wine and a good sleep.” He crooned, tugging lightly on her hair to pull her head up, tongue dragging messily up her throat.

“I-Oh my god.” She sobbed in the drunken pleasure, heels of her feet digging into his ass to pull him closer. It was an odd feeling… wanting to pull him closer and push him away. “Harry.”

“That’s it, baby. Come one more time for me. Know you’ve got it in you, gorgeous girl. Give it to me.”

There wasn’t much else she could do when he was talking so sweet and his cock was pressing into the most sensitive spot she had over and over again.

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Another Chapter Called Food Fight.

Penguins of Madagascar Humanized AU Ship is Rico/Kowalski almost unedited from when I last wrote in it on October 10, 2013. I corrected a mistake that due to the old ass format it’s kept in I cannot actually edit the document.

“What the....?” Skipper’s jaw dropped at the destruction of their apartment. Pink sludge, which looked rather like smoothie in nature, dripped from the ceiling. Green gelatinous goo splattered the walls and kitchen cupboards. Open drawers and cupboards spilled kitchenware, and he was pretty sure the stove was covered in scorch marks.

Private and Rico could only stare, Rico in amazement and joy, Private in horror over the condition of their home.

Screaming military babble Alpha turned the corner. Her father’s glare making her skid to a stop and drop her weaponized spoon and a carton of ice cream. The colander helmet wobbled on her small head as she thought quickly and saluted the mercenaries. “Hello sirs, you’re back early from supply retrieval. Uhh, we’ve been running a war simulation, gotta keep on your toes and all that. Well I should really get back to...”

“Alpha,” Skippers voice strained with the effort it took not to start screaming his head off.

“Bomb!” Charlie yelled before tossing a glob of pudding around the corner and high over Alpha’s head, with the added unfavourablity of hitting Skipper square on the chest. “Ohhhhh,” The boy quickly realized his mistake and hastily fell in line with Alpha. As a last minute thought he whipped the cereal box off his head and saluted, and to his credit he didn’t so much as flinch when the last half of the contents of the box spilled out on the floor around him.

“Weaponized condiments! I have you,” Kowalski slid around the corner, “now.” He finished quietly, knowing just how much trouble he was going to be in. “Skipper you’re back early. We were just, uhh...”

“War simulation.” Alpha hissed under her breath.

“War simulation, yes. A war simulation.”

“With condiments, ice cream and pudding?” Private questioned.

Kowalski laughed nervously, “Just teaching them how to, umm. Turn anything into a weapon. Never know when you might be facing down a hoard of enemy ninja’s and the only thing on hand is some mustard.”

Skipper smiled in a way that was too reassuring, “Well okay then. Excuse me men I have a last minute errand to run.” Turning on his heel Skipper left and shut the apartment door behind him.

The trouble makers managed to breathe out a collective sigh of relief, before the door was opened once more. “Oh and by the way, Alpha you’re grounded until further notice. Charlie I can’t ground you, you’re not my kid, you’re Rico’s. Rico ground him until further notice. And Kowalski, I want this place cleaned up by the time I get back and you’re on double training for the next three weeks.” He slammed the door when he left this time.

Kowalski whimpered, “Aye-aye Skipper.” But he knew it could have been so much worse.

Private picked the colander off Alpha’s head, “What were you thinking?”

“War simulation.”

“Don’t give me that missy. Just look at you, you’re covered in pudding, and is that peanut butter? Why do you have peanut butter coming out of your socks? In the bath with you. Charlie you too.”

Alpha grumbled, “Aww daddy. Peanut butter never hurt anybody.”

“Aside from people with allergies.” Charlie piped up as they were lead to the bathroom for a much needed bath.

“Soo,” Rico grinned at the mayhem. “Happened?”

Kowalski tried desperately to cling to their story, “War simulation?”

“Uh huh.” Rico laughed and pulled out the lid for the blender from one of the cupboards. “Forgot?” He gestured up at the mess still slightly dripping from the ceiling. Kowalski could only nervously laugh.

Continuing his search Rico picked up a badly burnt pot with bits of half burned green goo.

“Now that was not my fault. Not totally my fault. It was mostly, mostly not my. Oh come like you’ve never miscalculated something before.”

“Food f’ght?”

“Yeah it kinda went all downhill from the first flick of jello.”

“Aww man.” Rico was disappointed an awesome food fight, fire, and an explosion. He’d missed a hell of time in order to pick up groceries.

Kowalski patted his husbands arm, “Maybe next time.”

Taking a forgotten about pot off Kowalski’s head, Rico leaned in and kissed him softly on the lips. “Pot, m’ne then.”

Looks like I titled the over all work, Untitled Humanized Eggs, as opposed to Untitled Eggs which was a non humanized version of the story. I switched to a humanized version because I was not interested in penguins fucking or writing about penguins fucking.

The chapter is called Middle of the Night and takes place before the next out of context chapter. All if it takes place years after the beginning of the story.

Penguins of Madagascar Humanized AU Ship is Rico/Kowalski unedited from when I last wrote in it on December 15, 2013.

It was strange how the smallest creak of the floor under little feet could wake him but King Julien has broken in a few times without so much as a stir. Sometimes he wished it was King Julien ‘borrowing’ something, but instead it was a little soldier out of bed at, Kowalski glanced at the clock, three am.

He gave a yank on the arm dangling from the bunk above his. With a jerk Rico woke up and nearly leapt from his bed to address whatever dangerous situation would call for him to be woken up in the middle of the night. When he couldn’t detect sirens, explosions, fire, or screaming, Rico fell back on his mattress and groaned, “Aww man.”

The door creaked open, “Dad? Papa?”

“Charlie,” Kowalski turned over in his bunk to face the child, “you should be in bed, asleep. Why are you up?”

“Nightmare.”

Kowalski slid closer to the wall on his narrow bed and pulled down the covers, “Okay come on.”

The young boy shut the door quietly and dashed for the safety of the bed. Safely under the covers he made the same request he always did, “Papa too?”

“Yah.” Rico yawned and dropped to the ground. He grumbled half-heartedly to himself and joined them on the too small bed.

There was no room and it took them awhile to find comfortable positions. In the repositioning Charlie ended up falling asleep on Rico’s chest with Kowalski lying at his side. Still it wasn’t long before a child sized foot used Kowalski’s kidney to escape the body heat that was being generated. And he woke up long enough to watch the child haul himself up to the cool top bunk.

Turning over to face the wall he ignored the body that turned with him and the hand that rubbed up his thigh and rested on his hip. He ignored the face that nuzzled his hair and neck, and the voice that purred, “Mmm, how you doin’?” into his ear.

But try as he might he couldn’t stop the little gasp and shiver that happened every time Rico ran his hands over his body. He knew Rico was asleep and was dreaming of some girl. But part of him wished Charlie was in his own bed and that Rico was very much awake, because until the first time it had happened Kowalski had never gasped, shivered, or been so tempted to moan.

What had started out as platonic relationship with just the intention of raising the adopted child together, changed somehow. Kowalski rested his hand on his husbands and pretend for awhile that Rico’s wandering hand was done on purpose.

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https://utrarose.tumblr.com/post/693872396626755584 Harry visiting angel at the library “show me some art books love” acting as a customer she walks him to the specific section “here you go, sir” talking with her customer voice blushing at him his thumb on her cheekbone “talk to everyone like that?” Just smiling at her she feels her cheeks heat up even more nodding her head “should be more careful, no?” His other hand pulling her closer by her waist she shakes her head “what book are you looking for?” She asks, hands playing with the buttons on his top “the orange one on the top shelf” pointing to it she follows his finger sliding the ladder that he knows is too heavy for her once it’s in place she gets on it climbs to the top Harry’s eyes linger on her little dress he could see her exposed skin (that was hidden by her pretty dress) as she climbs up “which one do you want?” She points to two different orange books that are near each other read each title for me, angel” he wants to stall he can’t help liking his view and he can’t help how much he likes that she’s helping him pick a book, going up the ladder doing her job he wishes he could be with her everyday watch her organize the books and take care of them :( she reads each title for him even reads the description for each one looking down at him “which one should I get, love?” He asks hand feeling the back of her legs softly she’s biting her lips “th-this one sounds better” taking it out “show me then” she holds the book close to her chest using her other hand to support her going down the ladder her dress moves with each step once she lands down she turns around handing him the book before he takes it he gives her a kiss “thank you, angel” he deepens the kiss her back hits the wooden ladder he’s kissing her softly “give everyone a little show when you give them their order hmm?” She shakes her head kissing him back “just you” his hands lay on her sides “just me?” He asks teasingly but he likes how comforting her words sound :( she nods their noses bumping each other “customers don’t usually follow me when I bring their books” she whispers “oh so I should’ve waited for you, hmm?” She giggles when his hand tickles her “no no al-always follow me” he’s kissing her cheeks and then landing to her neck she tries her best not to laugh too loudly and she’s thankful Harry came at a time were there weren’t many people around and no one is at their isle :( 🧸 (I slept yesterday before I could send it sorry💕💕)

wait wait wait wait:( I read this like 19 times after you sent its so good :( love love love him going in and shes all excited to see him like h!!! I still have an hour left of my shift what are you doing here?? and hes like ohhhhh am I not allowed to check out any books? am I not allowed here at the library? just teasing her and shes all smiley like oh..okay:) what were you looking for? all excited to help:( and shes all excited taking him to the art section and they’re holding hands and h is just being silly like pinching at her sides and butt while they’re walking since no one else is in this section so he wants to make her laugh:( VERYYYYYY obsessed w her using her little customer service voice like here are all off our art based books sir:) and hes just....its the way she addressed w him w her cute little voice and hm, do you talk to everyone like that? and ofc she does shes just being a good little junior librarian :) its just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but her giving him a tiny bit of a show when's shes climbing up the ladder t grab his book and him being a little bit of a shit like hmmmm read them out to me? so he has a little bit longer time looking up her dress and running his hands over her legs and feeling her goosebumps but omg him....kikssing her.....against the ladder yeah im inconsolable :( sosososososoos special having him be in her environment since we see her in his alot :(

[mountttmase]

And finallyyyy drama🩷

You wondered if this was why you felt so drawn to Mason. He was the north to your south and as soon as you caught sight of him you’d felt taken in by him. Stuck together like magnets from early on as you wondered where have you been all my life from the first moment you spoke and always finding yourself drawn back to each other. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

He had a mix of goofy and sweet pictures that let you know he didn’t take himself too seriously but he was attractive and seemed fun so you swiped right without a second thought before another screen flashed up instantly. OPSSSSS

THE MESSAGESSSSS

His words made you blush and you could tell how cheeky he was through the screen. The fact he didn’t seem to be taking anything too seriously too made you feel even more comfortable and you couldn’t wipe the smile off your face as you got settled into your sofa. HE IS SILLYYYYY

You spoke about what you wanted, both not looking for a relationship as such, just a little bit of fun for now and you felt like you’d hit the jackpot for fun with Mason. You didn’t stop laughing as you texted back and forth and you knew he was different from anyone else you’d spoken to. THEY ALREADY LIKE EACH OTHER

HE WANTS TO CALL HER🚨🚨

It was like time stopped. His voice causing goosebumps to rise all over your skin as your breath caught in your throat and your mind went blank. God he sounds sexy you thought. Knowing you had to say something back but the sound of his voice was intimidating. GIGGLING

‘Ah, hello trouble’ he laughed, making you breathless in an instant and you wondered how you’d be able to get through the call without exploding. ‘Wasn’t too sure I’d hear from you. Thought I’d scared you off’ TROUBLEEEE

‘I can tell’ he laughed, but you knew he wasn’t making fun of you. ‘There’s no need to be though, you can trust me I promise’ MASON, CAN SHE REALLY TRUST YOU?

You spoke for hours, letting him in on things you’d never told anyone and even though he was just a voice on the phone, it felt intimate and like he was right there next to you. Spilling all his secrets to you himself and you’d never felt closer to anyone. BUT THATS CUTEEEE

‘Anywhere exciting?’ He asked, unsure if you should tell him where you were going but you felt so free talking to him that the words came tumbling out of your mouth before you could stop them. HE IS GOING TO BE THERE TOO, I KNOW THAT

‘Nah nah, im serious. Proper sexy teachers voice’ he told you, knowing the effect he was having on you but he just kept going.MASONNN🤭🤭🤭

HE IS GOING THERE🤭

‘Look if I tell you, I need you to be cool about it yeah?’ You told the three of them. Pulling them all further into you a little bit so hopefully no one else could hear before swallowing down a gulp and spilling your guts. ‘I matched with a guy on that app and he’s just text me saying he’s here’ GIGGLING

‘Well let’s get you inside as quick as we can, I’m making it my mission to get you some tonight’ she told you and you rolled your eyes at her playfully. Thankful they weren’t making too much of a big deal out of it. OHHHHH

You gave it an hour in the end, knowing it would be best to just see him and get it over with so you grabbed your phone and texted him, thinking he wouldn’t see it for a while but to your surprise he text you back straight away. SHE IS READY

In a flash your eyes were looking up and into his. Even in the dark lighting you wanted to drown in them and all you could think about was the fact his pictures didn’t do him justice. SHE IS IN LOVE, BUT HOW CAN WE BLAME HER?

‘Better now’ he winked, his face getting closer to yours so he could hear you a bit better. ‘It’s kinda loud down here. I’m upstairs, do you wanna join me?’ He asked, his eyes flickering over your body before coming back up to look at your face. BETTER NOWWWW🤭

‘Take my hand, so we don’t get separated’ he told you, linking your fingers together as soon as you gingerly placed your hand in his before he sent a wink in your direction and pulled you with him to the vip area. SCREAMING

Once you got to the bar, you felt his arm snake around your body, pulling you into his side and once he saw you were comfortable with his proximity he pulled you in front of him, sandwiching you in between his front and the bar and soon enough you felt his hands settle on your hips. WELL MOUNTTT

HE CALLED HER LOVE

He wasn’t far though. Stood next to his friend as they spoke intensely so you creeped over and stood behind the wall nearby so you could listen in but not let them see you. Eager to know what they were talking about. I LOVE HER🤭😂

‘I’m sorry mate, but you know you shouldn’t be-‘ WHAT??? WHAT IS HE HIDING? MOUNT???

‘Hey, what’s up?’ One hand on your lower back as the other tilted your face up to look at him. Even though you had practically been sat in his lap for the better part of an hour this was the closest you’d been all night. He was smiling at you softly and you couldn’t help but rest your cheek in his palm as his soft eyes captured yours. ‘Y/n? What is it?’ OH BUT I LOVE HOW HE IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD SOMETHING WAS WRONG, BUT IM STILL MAD AT HIM

‘Kiss me’ You whispered, taking the plunge to ask as you knew you were both dancing around the subject and all you wanted was to feel him against you. OMG???

‘Bestie, just go home with him. You know you want to’ Sam laughed as you tried to hide your face in embarrassment. SAMMMM

The one who’d been speaking about you before sending you a soft smile but you knew there was something else behind it. I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS THE FRIEND

‘How about you come home with me so you can really have me all to yourself’ you teased, watching his eyes light up before he buried his face in your neck. OMG Y/N...😂🤭

You’d barely been inside five minutes and he was on you. Kissing you like he might never kiss you again as he slowly undressed you with wide eyes. Every touch of his fingertips felt like fire as he devoured you and you couldn’t seem to keep your hands off of each other. IM SCREAMING

THEY HAD SEX AND SLEPT TOGETHER 🤭 BUT MASON IS HIDING SOMETHING

You were beginning to loose hope a little bit when you hadn’t heard from him for two days but all of a sudden he sent you an offer you couldn’t refuse. MMM HE DIDN'T TEXT FOR 2 DAYS???

You still remember the look on his face when you caught eyes in the restaurant. His whole expression lighting up as a look of relief washed over him and you melted into his arms as he held you. Pressing a kiss to your temple before you sat down across from him. I LOVE HIM, BIT HE SCARES ME, HE IS DOING SOMETHING BAD, I CAN FEEL THIS

‘Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve missed you’ you told him quietly, your mouth running away with you as you came down from your highs but the small giggle you heard from next to you made you smile. Mason's fingers threading through yours gently as you looked at him and his smile made your heart race.‘We’ll don’t take this the wrong way either, but I missed you too’ THEY MISSED EACH OTHER

SO, THEY HAVE SEX, HE IS COLDER IN TEXT, THEN HE COMES BACK AND SEX AGAIN. MOUNT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND???

‘I need to be honest with it about something’ he gulped, fingers trailing over his face like he did when he was nervous. ‘I know you’re not looking for a relationship or whatever but I still need to tell you’ OH

‘I know you can tell something is a little off with me, coming and going like anything and it’s not fair to keep you in the dark. I… I have a girlfriend’ he gulped, eyes shooting to the floor. ‘Well not right now I don’t but… it’s complicated’ WHAT??????? NO WAY ILL PUNCH HIM

‘It’s complicated and I know it’s not healthy but we’re on and off again like you wouldn’t believe. It’s the same pattern all the time, she breaks up with me over nothing and ignores me for a few days. I worry myself sick cause I don’t know what she’s doing or who she’s with and when she’s finally over her strop I go crawling back with my tail between my legs’ WELL MOUNT, GO FUCK OFF WITH HER, WHAT CAN I SAY

‘Its not. And I know I should just end it once and for all but… I don’t know, it’s like I can’t. I love her’ THIS HURT

‘Do you ever think of me, when you’re with her?’ You asked, your mouth tumbling out questions before you really knew what you wanted to say but the sad look on his face was making your heart break. OH BABE

‘She’s perfect at first, but it never lasts that long. It’s like I’m addicted to that high of when we get back together that I just roll with the punches now’ he confessed and your heart broke for him. ‘I just wanted to be honest with you. I know I haven’t been and I’m sorry’ MOUNT YOU NEED SOME THERAPY BABE

‘Please, I can’t not have you around. I feel like you’re meant to be in my life, like I feel different around you. I feel myself, you know?‘ WELLLLL

‘No that’s not completely true’ he told you. Picking your hand up so he could play with your fingers while he spoke. ‘She was part of it yeah but he really did think it was nuts we only matched the day before’ MMMMMM

‘Never, I swear. You’re the second person I’ve ever slept with in my life.’ he told you, looking straight into your eyes and this time you believed him. ‘Wait one sec’ he told you. Reaching for his phone so he could pull up his emails before pulling you into his chest so you could see ‘See? This is my registration email for that app’ he explained, pointing to the time and date and you saw it was the day you first spoke around about an hour before you matched. ‘You’re the only girl I spoke to on there too’ he laughed. Opening the app up so you could check his inbox and to your surprise you were the only profile there. ‘Do you believe me?’ MMMM I CAN'T HATE HIM AFTER THAT

‘Oh Mase’ you pouted. Threading your fingers through his before he rested his head on your shoulder. ‘I guess we can be friends. But no more sex yeah? Even when you are on a break’ THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK

‘I was with her’ he told you quietly. His words slicing through you but you acted like it had no effect on you. You were friends and you promised you’d be there for him no matter what. THAYS ANNOYING

THEY LIVE TOGETHER? MASON....

He never seemed bothered when he first got to you though. Always excited to see you and wrap you up in his arms and every time his chocolate eyes looked into yours you felt your resolve cracking a little more. You were friends and that’s what you had agreed on but you couldn’t deny there was still that same level of attraction and pull to one another. MASON MOUNT YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES

ILL TROW THE BOILING CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE😌

‘Missed you too’ you told him quietly and you really had. He’d cancelled on you the week before after he promised he was on his way. Leaving you to drink two cups of hot chocolate yourself but he was here this time and you hated how relieved you felt. I HATE HIS BEHAVIOUR OMG

‘So like us then?’ MASON????

‘I always feel better with you’ he whispered, his lips moving against your neck making you shiver and you knew he felt it. Feeling his smile brush against you before he took the plunge and placed a gentle kiss to your neck. YOU HAVE A PERFECT GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU, WHY ARE YOU STUPID?

You were turned on instantly, a shaky breath falling from your lips before you could stop it and you knew he could tell how much he was affecting you with one simple kiss. NO Y/N...

‘Please, gorgeous. Please let me have you’ he begged quietly, eyes wide and dark as he dragged his bottom lip through his teeth. ‘I’ve been so good and I’ve kept my hands to myself for so long but I need you now baby, please’ MOUNT, SHUT UP

Even though he would remind you that he was technically single, you knew it was wrong to fall back into the routine of sleeping together. Knowing he’d be off soon after, leaving you more hurt than you realised each time but you took it because being with him felt so good. EXACTLYYYYY

That was until you’d clearly let him get too comfortable and he began to walk all over you. Cancelling plans at the drop of a hat, always being on his phone around you as he constantly texted someone with a smile on his face and you were unsure if it was Robin or someone else he’d met but it still hurt just the same. NO WAY

HE TOOK HER TO THE PLACE Y/N WANTED TO TRY....

You gave in though, like you always did. Mason explaining a few days later when he’d showed up at your door unannounced that she had caught him trying to book a table for the pair of you and he’d panicked and told her it was for her. Telling you he’d take you soon but you no longer cared for it and he knew he’d messed up that time. Being extra soft with you that night as he tried to show you how much he cared for you without any words. NO I WANT TO SLAP HIM HARD OMG

‘The dating app we met on. Why do you still have it downloaded’ he questioned, his tone full of anger and jealousy but in all honesty you’d just forgotten to delete it. You hadn’t been back on it since you’d got Mason's number but he didn’t need to know that. SHUT UP STUPID MAN AND GO AWAY YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO ASK THAT

‘Well I’ll be honest Mase, I don’t give a shit what you don't like the thought of. You know where to go if you think differently’ you shrugged, hoping he’d drop the subject and move on but to your surprise he picked his stuff up and walked out your front door without another word. Slamming the door on the way out. OMG??? I'M SO PROUD OF HER

‘Friend? Or date?’ MASON,PLEASE, STOP IT

‘I want us to stop seeing each other’ Y/N, I LOVE YOU, GO BESTIE

‘What? No I don’t want that’ he explained, his voice and face becoming hard but you tried not to look at him. Knowing it would just make you change your mind. ‘I’m sorry for last week, yeah? It just caught me off guard but I don’t want us to stop’ I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT😌

‘What do you want me to do?’ He offered, sounding desperate and you could see he wanted to get closer to you so wrapped your arms around yourself in an attempt to block him out. I THINK YOU CAN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION BY YOURSELF

‘That’s why I came over here, to tell you I’ve had enough and I just want you’ he told you softly before his big brown eyes were looking up into yours. His bottom lip wobbling as he tried to swallow down his tears and you felt awful instantly. ‘I can’t keep putting myself through this every other week, it’s stupid. Not to mention you, I’m so sorry for dragging you into this’ WELL DOES SHE KNOW THAT?

‘Sorry Mase, I had no idea I just-‘ DON'T YOU APOLOGISE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGISE FOR

‘I think I like you’ you whispered, a look of shock on his face as your words sunk in. ‘Like, like like you, you know?’ You laughed, watching his eyes brighten as you tried to make light of the situation and you could see your favourite smile returning to his face. ‘I know I shouldn’t and I know this was never the plan but I do really like you and it kills me everytime you go back to her’ you explained. Your voice breaking at the end as you got emotional but his hand on your cheek brought you back to look at him. ‘But I don’t want to be in the middle of whatever weird game you and her have going on. How she’s making you feel is how I’m feeling and I don’t like it’ OH BABY🥺

‘Of course’ he laughed, pulling you tighter to his body as he nestled his face into your neck. ‘All this time I’ve been going back to her to try and get the feeling I always get when I’m with you’ he confessed ‘this just makes it more final for me you know? I’m done messing you around okay, I want you to be mine’ MM, I DONT BELIEVE YOU

‘Listen, I’ve got to head home yeah? But I’ll text you in bit and I’ll come see you tomorrow okay?’ He told you, throwing his hoodie over his head and you felt an awful feeling settling in your tummy. HERE WE HO AGAIN

‘Cause this whole night you haven't actually said it’s definitely over with her and now you’re just leaving so suddenly. Why can’t you just tell me where you’re going?’ GO Y/N

‘I can’t’ he whispered, cutting you off as you felt your heart shatter. ‘I have to go’ NO WAY

‘You walk out the door Mason I promise you, I won’t let you back in’ you told him firmly. Watching his hand rest on the handle but he made no attempt to move it. YES

‘No see I understand all of it’ you told him. Hands balled into fists as you tried to convey how you were feeling to him. ‘You’re doing to me what she does to you after you promised you wouldn’t and I won’t stand for it anymore. So I’ll tell you again. You leave Mason and I won’t let you back in’ I LOVE YOU

THAT IG POST, OMG I'M SO MAD

There he was, head tucked into her neck as they lay in bed together and you felt sick at the sight of them. Only a few hours before these pictures had been taken he’d been with you telling you that you were his one and you felt the rage slowly start to ripple through you. You felt like an idiot and you refused to be part of his little game anymore. OH MY LOVE

You picked your phone up again, blocking his number, blocking his social media and even blocking him on the dating app where you’d first met him just in case he was desperate enough to try you there. Making sure he had no way of getting to you if he tried so you could have a clean break and move on even if the prospect of being without him felt hopeless. GO GIRLLLLL

The pounding on your door came as a complete shock to you and the force of it made you jump. You knew it was him instantly but you were determined to ignore him until he went away. You’d told him you wouldn’t let him back in if he came back and you’d half been expecting it at some point but not this quickly. NO NOT AGAIN

SHE ISN'T BABE OR BABY FOR YOU, FUCK OFF

‘I saw your legs, I know you're there’ he called, shutting the post box back up but it wasn’t for long. Watching it open again as he jammed his fingers through as you were frozen in place. ‘If you don’t wanna let me in then fine, but can you at least unblock me so I can call you. I look like a mad man shouting in the street like this’ he told you and you knew he was right. THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE

‘No’ you sniffed, knowing if he explained you’d be right back under his thumb and you were tired of all of it. ‘I'm not listening, I only unblocked you so I could tell you to leave me alone. All I’ve done is think about what you need and I've hurt myself in the process. I’m done talking about this please just go’ IN MY PROUD MUMMA MOMENT

‘Baby, please. I’m not going anywhere this time I promise’ he told you his voice pained but when you didn’t answer him you heard the back of his head thud on the door before you heard some shuffling. ‘I mean it, I’m not going anywhere. I’ll sit out here forever if I have to’ I'LL CALL THE POLICE😌

‘No you don’t, you’re just petrified of being alone so you’re latching onto whoever you can’ you wailed. ‘You’re being selfish and I can’t do it anymore’ YES YES YES

‘There is no second place, you’re all there is yeah? you’re my one I promise’ OF COURSE....

‘Okay okay, I’m going’ he told you. His voice raw and full of tears and you could hear him standing up outside. ‘I’m going okay but I’m not giving up. I’m not giving up on us baby so just please please dont block me again and I’ll prove to you I’m serious okay? I’m serious about you’ HO NOW, BYE

The thought ran across your mind of just blocking him again and being done with it. Hoping he would get the hint and leave you alone but you knew that would never happen. And what if he was telling the truth? Was it really over with her? Was he finally free from whatever spell she had him under and could he one day be fully yours? BLOCK HIMMM

Your curiosity eventually got the better of you, pulling up Robins instagram again and you were shocked to find that any trace of Mason was now gone. Even carefully scrolling down the rest of her feed to find the cute pictures of them as teenagers had vanished also and even though you didn’t want to be one of those girls you checked her followers and following to find him missing from both lists. OHHHHHHH

THE TEXTS THING IS CUTE,BUT I'M STILL AMGRY AT YOU MOUNT

That was until five weeks had passed and you woke up one day to a blank screen. No silly joke, no letting you know what coat you needed or even a simple hello. OH

SHE TEXTED HIM OPS

‘Yeah I’m good’ he told you softly, closing your eyes as a wave of emotion rippled over you. ‘I’ve missed your voice’ DON'T START

‘Please don’t get upset’ he whispered. Concern filling his voice as he listened to you struggling to hold it together. ‘Please baby, cause I might do something drastic’ he joked, feeling the laughter bubble up and out of you before you could stop it and it’s like you could feel him smiling down the phone. DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND SLAP YOURSELF 😌

‘I think so, yeah’ you told him quietly, Mason giving no response to you but you could feel his smile down the phone. ‘Mason?’ OOOOO

‘I promise, it’s done’ he told you sincerely and you believed him straight away. ‘Whatever you need for me to prove it to you I will okay’ MMM I'LL TRUST YOU

‘When I came here that night, I was serious about ending things. But she’s all I’ve ever really known so when she asked if I could come back and see her I only went because I'm weak. I don’t really have an excuse I just panicked but I knew I’d messed up straight away and then I saw she put that fucking post up. I told her to take it down and I tried to text you but they weren’t delivering and when I called you it was going straight to voicemail. I even tried messaging you on the bloody app but you weren’t coming up so I logged out and then when I searched again you came up’ he sighed. ‘I knew then I’d lost you so I really tried with her for a few days but you’re always on my mind. It's like I’d look at her but I’d just be wishing I was looking at you, pretending you were next to me and no matter what I did that never went away. I don’t feel for her what I feel for you, don’t think I ever have really and I knew I had to break the cycle with her. We loved each other but we just didn’t like each other anymore’ MMMMMM I'M STARTING TO FORGIVE YOU STUPID MAN

‘It’s fine, I’ll be alright’ you told him but clearly you weren’t convincing enough as you heard him get out of bed on the other end. PH HE IS GOING THERE

‘There’s a spare key under the plant pot’ Y/NNN LET HIM SUFFER A BIT BESTIEEE

‘It’s done baby’ he nodded, and you knew he was being honest. ‘Last time I was here, when I sat outside, as soon as I left I went and got my stuff and I haven’t seen or spoken to her since’ GOOD

‘I’m not done with you’ you told him. Watching his face relax as your words sunk in. Knowing you felt the exact same as him and that’s why you’d been holding on to him for so long. ‘I really almost was but I can’t keep away’ 🤭

SHE KISSED HIM

‘A fresh start?’ You smiled, causing him to nod at you shyly. ‘I don’t wanna hold onto any anger or use anything against each other or anything like that. I just want us to be together and be happy. Just the two of us’ SHE IS WISER THAN ME AHAHHAHA

‘She knows about you’ he told you suddenly. His voice was so quiet you almost didn’t hear him but when you pulled back he must have sensed your uneasiness and carried on to reassure you. ‘Not everything, like she doesn’t know who you are but when I told her I wasn’t coming back this time she asked if there was someone else. She’d had her suspicions for a while but I just told her I’ve got a very good friend who I don't wanna just be friends with anymore. And that I love her enough to give her everything she wants and not keep hurting her because we can’t figure our shit out’ OHHHH WELL I'M PROUD OF YOU MOUNT

‘I do, but not tonight’ you huffed. ‘I need you here tonight’🥺

‘Come on, I’ve got you’ he whispered, the pair of you getting comfortable under the covers and you shivered as his thumbs stroked over your waist lightly. ‘You know, I wished I would of known there was a key under the plant pot when I was sat outside freezing my balls off a few weeks ago’ DON'T YOU DESERVED TO FREEZE

‘The animal facts were my favourite’ MINE TOO

‘You know like, tomorrow will be the first morning I get to wake up next to you and not feel weird about it. And I’m gonna take you out on a first date, a real one and I'll take you wherever you want. And then you can come stay with me for the first time and I’ll show you off to my family when you’re ready’ he told you excitedly. ‘Does that all sound okay?’ WHY IS HE CUTE NOW??? I CAN'T FORGIVE HIM COMPLETELYYYY

BESTIEEEE

GOOD JOB, YOU MADE ME COMPLETELY HATE HIM, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 😌

THIS WAS JUST PERFECT

THE WAY I FELT EVERY EMOTION SHE WAS GOING THROUGH, OMG POOR GIRL WAS SO HURT

MASON WAS A PIECE OF SHIT, AND I KNOW HE WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP, BUT HE PUT Y/N IN A TOXIC ONE TOO, SO I'M MAD

I LIKED THE TEXTS STRATEGY TO TALK WITH HER 🤭

AND HOW HE WANTED TO GO AT HERS AS SOON AS AHE STARTED CRYING

HE FINALLY IS FREE LETS HOPE HELL TRAT OUR GIRLY AS SHE DESERVES

THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE, THIS WAS HONESTLY ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE READ IN THAI APP, GOIG TO REREAD WHENEVER I NEED TO FILL MY DRAMA LOVER HEART AHHAHAHA

LOVE YOUUUU🩷🩷🩷

LOVE YOU BESTIE

Im so glad there was enough drama to fill you need, and I love how much you hated Mason in this but he’s just a hurt baby boy

And I know how much you love the pictures and everything so I’m glad there was enough 😂

LOVE YOU BESTIE THANK YOU FOR THIS