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love it when a blonde man is evil. that is his natural habitat

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i love reading the reviews for disco elysium because it's like

⭐️ - genuinely the most dogshit game i've ever played in my entire life. i clicked the options for my politics and it called me a fascist fucking stupid commies i hate you i hate you i hate y

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - kim made me so horny i had to do breathing exercises to calm down

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 - i died from the chair

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careless whimper

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if looks could kill you'd be Jeff

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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!!! can you tell us more about your boyfriend's service solosis?

sure! jelly baby is trained as a diabetic alert pokemon. he helps sense blood sugar changes and can help get paulo to safety if his blood sugar gets too wonky. he's also trained to be able to sense sugar content in foods- solosis are really good at doing this if they're given a little bit of a food- and he'll remove the food if paulo shouldn't have it at that moment! solosis's small size, powerful psychic abilities, and high environmental tolerance make them a great choice for a service pokemon.

jelly baby's other non diabetes related skills include beeping, being very squishy, and pretending to be a bagel. here he is "helping" with the laundry

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Doggy

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wheres seasons greasons

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the dog walks in and the crow lies in his jaw like lead

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

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Information on DIY HRT, in case anyone needs it.

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Trying to remember this

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