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Holy shi, remembered how to draw and its over for y’all
#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous lb#ml ladybug#adrien agreste#ml chat noir#my art#mlb#adrienette#420#don’t smoke y’all#but being a super hero is a tough life#buds help out ig
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not to be that person but fuck
n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on��� no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
“dino boxers really?”
the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk
It’s the little details
The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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Daddy long legs ( aka cellar spiders)
#I need to put y’all on sum…. galletas duras de w/ café 😮💨#they dome like.. and can break ur tooth#they so good🐒#puerquitos are top tier#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#spiderman2099#spiderman across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#ngl when I first saw this man last name I thought ‘hará’ was said like ‘gera’ short for gerardo#don’t know wtf was I smoking bc it has an H not an G💀#hope this makes sense 🗿#it’s like saying lalo for eduardo or nado or fernando#nicknames likewise
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hiiii omg introduction to the fact that our Norse AU comes from The Last Unicorn!! so when we mention the Norse gods me and @clusterpuppy have come up with they’re basically caricatures and different spin offs of the gods but in THIS universe YIPPEEE
but Thor has a silly group of friends he likes to be around on Midgard to escape the craziness on Asgard! From left to right we got Dmitri, Aimery, Billie, Mirche, Roland, Thor himself, and Neisti! Also his goats are featured in this piece too ^u^
close ups!!! back at it again with trying to mimic the shows style but the show does not include characters that look like all of them 💔 so you see more of my style leaking in this one but it’s okay I had to simplify them as best as I could. I’ll make a masterpost of them all later going into detail!!
#the last unicorn#norse mythology#norse mythology au#norse gods#norse mythology art#norse thor#norse tlu au#procreate#the temptation to give little facts about them is insane#Okay so Dmitri is a ye olden version of a psychologist and psychoanalyzes all of his friends#Aimery is always high. Alwyas got weed. always smoking. He also owns a metaphysical shop of his own with his wife#Billie is actually elven and doesn’t really know it!! very little with elven features but was raised by cowboy parents LMAO#Mirche recovers from his addiction to alcohol by drinking copious amounts of tea. and has a crush on the store owner of the tea place. Corny#Roland is a walking compass and map if they don’t know where to go he’s got it. also has narcolepsy#Thor is Thor let’s be real guys being the constant defender of everything gets tiring#and neisti…. really sharp shooter and good with a bow but will never hunt bc he’s vegan. also is very very traumatized#girls just wanna have fun! (and it’s a gaggle of middle aged men)#OKAY IM DONE RAMBLING ILL DRAW MORE OF ALL OF THEM LATER#need to draw more of the actual gods for y’all#I promise we got interpretations I promise I think about the plot (genuine)
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I don’t ship R*nance, but, man, it’s wild seeing people go “um, why would you ship that, Nancy is so mean to Robin” when they ship H@rringrove. Shouldn’t they be bored because Nancy’s not mean enough? She doesn’t even pop up when Robin’s gazing longingly at Vickie to go “huh, guess your crush is getting porked by Mr. Mullet tonight,” let alone break crockery over her head.
#tbh my real hot take is that Steve’s stank attitude towards Eddie#(while not actually a big deal)#is less sympathetic than nancy being short with Robin right after seeing a dead body#st*ddie is fine to me#it’s a McDonald’s happy meal#unremarkable but good at the right moment#but I’ll be real with you all I don’t see what’s in it for Eddie based on the show dynamics#some people write it good though#I will be additionally real with y’all#the real reason I lost interest in r*nance#is that I read one too many fics where Nancy is disappointed in jonathan#for smoking weed when she taught him that poetry is just another way to rap#not literally but close to that#like. ugh. why make her so uncool and condescending#also—and I don’t think this applies to most people who ship it#just a subset of Steve stans#sometimes it feels like a way for Steve to win their breakup#it’s a bummer#okay. ship diss track over.
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#I haven’t focused on a piece of art this hard in months#I just like blacked out for an hour#spiderman across the spiderverse spoilers#atsv#hobie brown#gwen stacy#don’t smoke it isn’t cool and hobie in my brain only smokes weed but just stick around for the joke y’all#pretend the bar is pavs or something idk run wild#this shit was so much funnier in my head
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cold winter nights with ✨him✨
#he’s so…..#HE IS SO…..#CUDDLY#warm looking#safe daddy#smells like soap and cigarettes#and money#rich n sexy#gives the bestest hugs#squeezes your ass while he hugs you#makes you feel all warm n fuzzy n small#makes you spontaneously combust#let’s you run your hands through his hair#whispers in your ear to call him daddy#while he leads you up to his hotel room bc you said you were cold#and he said don’t worry baby I’ll get you warm again#😳😳😳😳#ANYWAYS how are y’all doing?#chris evans#tw smoking
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Rakk better lol
#handsome jack#borderlands handsome jack#rhys strongfork#borderlands rhys#rhack#rhack is stupi dumb dumb#rakk better lol#this is a joke#still don’t like the ship#but y’all cool ig#some of y’all need to chill tho#drake meme#drakeposting#self sona#anti Rhack#like seriously chill#get some water#smoke some weed#idfk#just get some help man
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Teenagers scare the living shiT outta me..
#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous lb#ml ladybug#adrien agreste#ml chat noir#mlb#adrienette#my art#420#let’s end smoking this generation#don’t smoke y’all#cannot fight akumas sober dude#we r poisoned anyways#nic n wee d
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some of y’all are crazy for thinking Eddie doesn’t smoke weed lmao
#I have to laugh#eddie munson#august talks#just bc y’all don’t understand that smoking weed isn’t bad doesn’t mean you can project that#onto a character that most definitely partakes in it#don’t act holier than thou just because you cannot fathom the thought of someone doing something you don’t#if you dont understand that weed is nonaddictive and has many benefits especially for people with adhd then move on
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missing my party girl era… someone let me be insane at a bar soon or i’ll die
#just talking into the void#i want to yell at men about rules in a game i don’t know how to play!!#i want to shock everyone with my super hot and sexy extensive knowledge of music by singing along to songs they don’t expect me to know#i want to be the tallest bitch there and be my friends bodyguards when we smoke drunk cigs#sorry for the lore drop y’all#missing my college bar rat era
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someone’s tag on the role quest post reminded me that tseren actually is Just Some Guy and not Thee Walking Nuke of Light in precisely one other place outside of Tural
he’s a skinny twig of a half-in-game-height m!au ra. Other au ra easily overshadow him, not to mention canonically larger clans like the Olkund. He’s literally like. A Guy to them. When he first came to eorzea, he’s this tall, exotic, spiky, mysterious, warrior man. Most people have never seen an au ra. They’ve never seen limbal rings or scales. He’s got a weird accent and he keeps his weird nomadic lifestyle and he’s just Odd in a competent and therefore threatening way. This is also evident in Tural, like. People with enough sense can tell he’s Not Normal, it’s just that Tural has no concept of the WoL so they don’t know how threatened to be about him being Not Normal. Tseren is automatically Other, and his early journey as a wol is largely about eorzeans learning they do not get to choose which side the big scary lizard is on and they should be very glad he likes them enough to be on theirs.
and then the scions go to the steppe and he’s literally like Average Steppe NPC #47. Like they loose him in a crowd.
#meg speaks#ffxiv#can’t impress upon y’all how fucking insane it is#he is UNIQUE* in eorzea and they walk onto the steppe and LOOSE HIM. IN THE CROWD.#*sid notwithstanding#and nobody on the steppe would pick tseren out of a lineup for wol title either#tseren was magnai’s highschool bully and also like a jock star asshole sweetheart as a teen#and then he leaves and comes back as like. the contact point for All Of Eorzea and also Doma#and also he has several children and he’s like 35#and everyone on the steppe is like [squints] THAT tseren????#but if they don’t know what he looked like they would Not expect someone who looks like tseren lmao#the only thing funnier than people having to beg tseren to not obliterate people#is when they got to the steppe and the scions realized their ‘big scary lizard’ is literally like. average Steppe Dude. at best.#appearance wise anyway tseren Does smoke all competiton practically speaking lmao
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4 years of therapy* and I feel like I’m making strides now.
#** that’s consistent therapy from a psychologist#big strides#HUGe leaps this year#like big big big realizations and new understanding#and like y’all it turns out I didn’t deserve *everything* that happened to me lol#and guess what? i don’t think about taking a long nap anymore#i haven’t in months#the weed smoking is still a bit overboard but I think I might research smokeable herbs a bit to see if that helps#if you have resources pls share ily thanks#woof you guys rly have taken the brunt of my mental illness on here hahahahahah#thanks for tuning in; tomorrow I’ll tell you about chapter 6 of the body keeps the score LOL groundbreaking
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Do you think I’ll enjoy your onlyfans??
honestly I’m not sure!!!! full transparency I don’t have a lot of content out at the moment AND I’m doing most of the filming on my own so like the production value isn’t very good BUT !!!! BUT !!!!!!! I have a tripod with a ring light coming in the mail tomorrow (thank you to the person who gifted it to me!!! you know who you are!!!!) AND i just recently got some new toys and outfits (once AGAIN thank you to who gifted me those!!!!) so really it’s just a waiting game at this point!!!! I WILL have more content out soon and it WILL start looking better so if you wanted to wait to subscribe I completely understand!!! in the meantime i’ve really been focusing on my premium Snapchat and i’m working on getting a menu put together <333
#my askz#I’m not trying to undersell myself but I also don’t wanna blow smoke up y’all’s asses y’know????
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ksoo being a smoker was not on my 2023 bingo card I’ll tell ya 🤠
#and what’s even more crazy#is while watching ladder I saw him and briefly wondered randomly if any members smoked#RANDOMLY!!!#and a few hours later the news broke#I was shook#I’m high key psychic y’all don’t play with me#but woooooow he really smoking omggggg#I’m not judging I’m just surprised but#Koreans be smoking frfr so I shouldn’t actually be that surprised#kyungsoo#mine#tags
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i just saw a guy on tik tok that was so my type i actually had to stop what i was doing. bro popped right out of my fantasies! 😱
#BUZZCUT TATS HIS NOSE!!!!! SMOKING A CIG!!!#STRAIGHT OUT OF MY PERSONAL DAYDREAMS#can u tell I’m touch deprived and feral rn#I need to get laid but no way am I texting the sneaky link I have too much pride#& I’m too lazy to find a new one… 😪#I would show y’all but pretty sure OP filmed w/o his consent so I don’t wanna further spread it#he’s walking around with a cat on his shoulders if u do come across it
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