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dombrianoteretto · 1 year ago
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Dom: Why don’t you ever cry in front of me?
Brian: I’ve cried in front of you before, babe. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Dom: Labor doesn’t count. Especially not when you yelled, ‘fuck you and your big ass head genetics’ and ‘Get your demon spawn out of me’ at me while sobbing.
Brian: Well, you do have a big head and so did your offspring so how about YOU go cry about THAT!
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dombrianoteretto · 1 year ago
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Brian: Pick it up.
Dom: No. You’re the one who wanted it so bad.
Brian: But I picked it up last time!
Vince: uhhh… what are they arguing about?
Letty: Jack.
Leon: Poor kid’s been crying for an hour and nobody can calm him down.
Mia: Jack has colic.
Jesse: I'm gonna invest in earplugs.
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dombrianoteretto · 1 year ago
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Brian: Dom, I'm pregnant...
Dom, instinctively: Well, It's Not Mine! I Want A DNA- Oh. Yeah. Sorry😟 I love you.
Brian:
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dombrianoteretto · 1 year ago
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Brian: Welcome back, Baby!
Dom: You were late to pick me up?
Brian: I can turn around right now and go home if that's gonna be a problem. You try getting these kids in a car without 3 bathroom trips, 2 snack refills, and a diaper change.
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dombrianoteretto · 2 years ago
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Before anybody starts bitching, I promise you, if you don't like it.... I don't fucking care😂 suck my dick💕
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dombrianoteretto · 1 year ago
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My mind: Stop writing weird shit. No one wants DomBrian mpreg stories.
My heart: no. I'm just gonna write more and spiral. Nice try though.
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