Game Faces On. Production Underway on LETTERKENNY Spin-off Series SHORESY — November 18, 2021
– Created and written by Jared Keeso who also stars in the all-new six-episode hockey comedy –
– Executive Producer Jacob Tierney set to direct and LETTERKENNY’s Kaniehtiio Horn is consulting producer –
– For New Metric Media, LETTERKENNY’s Mark Montefiore is executive producer -
– Debut season of SHORESY streams Spring 2022 in English and French –
SUDBURY (November 18, 2021) – Crave, in association with New Metric Media, WildBrain, and Play Fun Games, announced today that production is underway in Sudbury on the all-new original series, SHORESY. The first official spin-off of international sensation, LETTERKENNY, the six-episode, half-hour hockey comedy sees the foul-mouthed, chirp-serving, mother-loving, fan favourite character, Shoresy, join a senior AAA hockey team in Sudbury on a quest to never, ever lose again. The puck drops on Season 1 of SHORESY Spring 2022, streaming exclusively on Crave. “Bawdy but brilliant, there’s at least 69 reasons why SHORESY will score with fans,” said Justin Stockman, Vice-President, Content Development & Programming, Bell Media. “As Crave’s first original series continues to gain devotees all over the world, we’re so excited to head into another era in the expanding LETTERKENNY universe. We continue to be inspired by and so proud of Jared, Jacob, and our top shelf production partners, New Metric Media.” “We’re delighted to be teaming up again with our partners Bell Media. LETTERKENNY has amassed an incredible following of highly engaged fans and we’re thrilled to embark on what is sure to be another obscenely funny series in SHORESY,” commented Mark Montefiore, President, New Metric Media. “Set in the great City of Sudbury, SHORESY will bring new characters/faces and stories but with the same witty banter and impeccable delivery as the original.” With bench boss Keeso in the titular role, Crave also confirmed today the SHORESY cast features a lineup of certified beauticians and absolute legends - from sci-fi stars to real life big hitters. Tasya Teles (THE 100) stars as Nat, with Harlan Blayne (Tribal) as Sanguinet, Blair Lamora (Paranormal Nightshift) as Ziigwan, and Keilani Rose (FLIMSY) tapped as Miigwan. From, Blainville, QC, rapper Jonathan-Ismael Diaby stars as Dolo, with former Montréal Canadien, author, and actor Terry Ryan as Hitch. Ryan McDonell (THE CROSSING) stars as Michaels, with Max Bouffard (LETTERKENNY) as JJ Frankie JJ, and former Kahnawake Condor and MMA fighter Andrew “The Canon” Antsanen joining the cast as Goody. Legendary all-time tough guy Jon “Nasty” Mirasty, former ‘Canes centre Brandon Nolan, and three time Stanley Cup winner, Jordan Nolan star as Jim, Jim, and Jim, respectively, with Listowel’s Keegan Long as Liam, and North Bay’s Bourke Cazabon as Cory. The debut season of SHORESY also features guest stars Laurence Leboeuf (TRANSPLANT), Scott Thompson (KIDS IN THE HALL), Jonathan Torrens (TRAILER PARK BOYS), Jacob Tierney (LETTERKENNY), Camille Sullivan (TRIGGER ME), Eliana Jones (NORTHERN RESCUE), Kim Cloutier (LETTERKENNY), Michala Brasseur (GRAND ARMY) as well as social media star and podcaster Lysandre Nadeau. SHORESY is the latest original series to join Crave’s expanding development and production slate which also includes: 1 QUEEN 5 QUEERS, an update to MTV Canada’s 1 GIRL 5 GAYS; gripping investigative series THUNDER BAY; documentary series WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE; PILLOW TALK; the English-language adaptation of Noovo’s hit series ENTRE DEUX DRAPS; the prestige limited drama series LITTLE BIRD; a third season of CANADA’S DRAG RACE, and more. As previously announced, an all-new season of LETTERKENNY is set to stream Christmas Day, exclusively on Crave. SHORESY is produced by New Metric Media, in partnership with WildBrain and Playfun Games in association with Bell Media, with the participation of Canadian Media Fund, OMDC Tax Credits, and the Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit and the Northern Ontario Heritage Fund, and is distributed by WildBrain. Jared Keeso is executive producer, writer, star, and creator. Jacob Tierney is executive producer and director. Kaniehtiio Horn is consulting producer. Mark Montefiore is executive producer and Kara Haflidson is producer for New Metric Media. For Bell Media, Production Executive is Chris Kelley; Sarah Fowlie is Head of Production, Original Programming; Carlyn Klebuc is General Manager, Original Programming; Justin Stockman is Vice
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A Wonderful Li(f)e
Pairing: Oliver Emese Song/Walter C. Dornez (one sided love)
Summary: 50 theme challenge revolving around Hellsing’s Dolos and Aphrodite
[Note: Like Olivia, Oliver is likened to Aphrodite. That is not changing lol. Olivia/Oliver are the same character except different names and appearances. However, if you want to imagine Olivia here, you can. Characterization remains the same.]
[Note 2: These themes will contain references to chapters in “L’amour et La Mort” so this one shot will not make sense if you aren’t familiar with the fic.]
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#01 – Ring
Walter prided himself on his well-honed ability to mask his emotions, an improvement from his youthful spitfire self. Yet, every time the ruby on Oliver’s finger caught the light, Walter felt a familiar scowl chisel across his face.
The triumphant smirk Alucard constantly shot his way didn’t help matters either.
#02 – Hero
At the tender age of eight, Oliver sold his soul to Hellsing to become a hero against creatures of the night.
How ironic that in the span of ten years, Oliver found a family in the darkness itself—even going as far as to marry its king.
#03 – Memory
“Even when we are old and no one remembers us, I will always be at your side, Walter.” Oliver had vowed on top London Bridge, ruffling the younger boy’s hair with a smile. “We are brothers for life. That’s all the matters, right?”
And perhaps that was enough for Oliver, but not for Walter.
Never for Walter.
#04 – Box
Walter leaned against the doorway of the attic, watching Oliver pull Martha’s wedding gown from the chest and bury his face against the lace. If he announced his presence, Oliver would’ve lashed out, so Walter remained stagnant as Oliver’s muffled sobs filled the room.
#05 – Run
In the beginning, Walter was miles ahead of Oliver, laughing as the bleeding hearted older boy struggled to keep up with him as soldier.
Then, with the passing years, Oliver caught up and was able to keep pace with him before suddenly bypassing him entirely.
Now it was Walter chasing after him, struggling to maintain his place as a solider and his place in Oliver’s heart.
#06 – Hurricane
The juxtaposition of Oliver’s angelic face and Adonis physique was a constant source of whiplash for Walter.
Destiny may be cruel to Oliver but puberty sure as hell was not.
#07 – Wings
When enemies and allies heard the name “Angel of Death”, they envisioned Walter’s cunning smirk as he sliced through his foes.
When Oliver heard the name “Angel of Death”, he envisioned six year old Walter with his chubby cheeks and missing front teeth.
#08 – Cold
As the bitter Oxford chill gnawed at his skin, Walter pulled his blue, handmade muffler closer, the faint scent of home lingering on each thread.
“Only you of all people could make such a shoddy gift, Oliver.” He scoffed with a smile.
#09 – Red
The blood glimmered in the moonlight, sticking to their bodies like a second skin.
Oliver stood a few feet away from him, his profile illuminated in the moonlight. The blood stained his face and neck, slowly dripping down his torso and seeping through his white button-up. His wavy, black hair clung to his forehead, his cheeks flushed with extrusion, and his plump lips were damp with saliva.
Walter had never seen a more beautiful sight, and as Alucard emerged and pulled his husband in for a heated kiss, he begrudgingly acknowledged that he and the mutt were of one mind.
#10 – Drink
Arthur’s habits kept them from over indulging, yet Oliver and Walter had fallen into a tradition of drinking together once a week.
They would sit in one of the reading rooms, share a bottle of wine, and chat about everything and anything until the early hours of the morning.
For Oliver, it was a get together with his brother and lifelong friend.
For Walter, it was an opportunity to have Oliver to himself.
#11 – Midnight
“You’ve downed more than half of the bottle already, and it’s barely midnight.” Oliver teased, holding up the translucent bottle to the candle light. “Stressful week?”
“You try to keep this manor running while training incompetent cadets day in and day out!” Walter huffed, downing the rest of his glass. “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
“You must really be drunk if your tongue is this loose.” Oliver leaned over and brushed Walter’s bangs out of his eyes. “Perhaps we should call it a night. After all, a hungover ‘Angel of Death’ is a fussy ‘Angel of Death’.”
“Piss off.” Walter hissed, latching onto Oliver’s hand and pressing his palm to his neck. “For fuck’s sake, why are your hands so cold?”
#12 – Temptation
“My hands are probably cold because your body is a furnace from all that wine.” Oliver tugged against his grip. “C’mon, let me go and let’s get you to bed.”
“Shut u—p.” Walter huffed, unbuttoning his shirt and placing Oliver’s palm over his clavicle. “Let me cool down first.”
Oliver gave an exasperated shake of his head before slouching back in his seat and allowing his head to fall back against the cushion.
“Who knew Walter C. Dornez was a light weight?” He chuckled while Walter continued using his hand as a cool pack. “You’re lucky I’m too decent to tease you about this when you’re sober.”
Walter didn’t bother responding, maintaining his inebriated illusion as he gave into foolish temptation.
In this candle-lit room with the scent of wine permeating the air, Walter casted aside his cocky façade and willingly fell prey to a songbird’s gentle touch.
Because, within the walls of this reading room, Oliver was his.
#13 – View
As the grandfather clock struck three, Oliver heaved another sigh before gazing upon the slumbering body across from him.
Even in deep sleep, Walter had a death grip on his hand and Oliver wondered if he’d made a mistake in playing along with his antics.
“You will always be my dearest friend and brother,” Oliver finally wiggled his hand away and rested it on top of Walter’s head. “And you deserve better than me.”
Walter’s eyes fluttered open for a moment, staring at their shadows against the beige wallpaper, before allowing them to fall shut again.
#14 – Music
Oliver was a talented singer; Walter would be a fool to deny that. Years of practice had tuned his once pitchy, strangled shrieks into a smooth, molasses-like melody. And Oliver wasn’t afraid to show it, constantly belting out arias day in and out to the jaw dropping awe of their soldiers.
But not Walter.
He would give credit where it was due, but Oliver’s tastes in music were rather dull to his ears.
That was until Oliver suddenly belted out a Chuck Berry number, his operatic tone taking on a raspy, soulful flair that had Walter’s jaw dropping like the rest of them.
#15 – Silk
Calling someone ‘angelic’ was not in Walter’s vocabulary, leaving such words to devotees or overly saccharine poets.
Yet, as a weeping Oliver adorned in Martha’s silk veil stood at the altar of St. Paul’s cathedral, ‘angelic’ was the only word he describe him.
#16 – Cover
“Alright, I’m going in. You got my back, Walter?”
“Do I have to?”
“I mean, you can just let me die I guess.”
“Very tempting, isn’t it?”
“…….I hope your socks rolls down in your shoes.”
#17 – Food
Walter pretended not to notice Oliver sneaking pieces of brownies from the dish behind him.
No, he just removed the fresh batch from the oven, sprinkled a generous amount of salt on the top, placed it on the counter, and waited.
#18 – Dream
In Walter’s dreams, he was a true Angel of Death—imperious, unbeatable, and feared by all.
In Oliver’s dreams, he had his family back and was able to grow up normally.
#19 – Candle
Oliver raced back up the aisle, leaving Walter on the ground with lips tingling and a flame igniting in his core.
#20 – Talent
“Chugging six bottles of Fanta at once is not a talent, Oliver, it’s an atrocity.”
#21 – Silence
During those four years at Oxford, Walter loathed to admit he missed Oliver’s show tunes and occasional rock numbers.
#22 – Journey
Walter knew the moment he took The Major’s deal, his path and Oliver’s had split in different directions. Yet, sometimes after a bottle of wine, he hoped their paths would intersect again.
#23 – Fire
Millennium’s Warsaw base burned around them like a sea of fire, and Oliver stood above it all with his mangled arm outstretched as he unwillingly commanded the No Life King to slaughter all their enemies.
For the first of many times, Walter felt a twinge of awe and fear.
#24 – Strength
It took everything for Walter’s knees not to buckle when Oliver picked him up by the waist and moved him aside.
“Sorry,” Oliver bit into his apple, the juices dripping down his chin. “You were standing in front of the fruit bowl.”
#25 – Mask
Although Walter was brash and had a sharp tongue, Oliver knew his friend had a heart deep down.
#26 – Ice
Walter knew the moment his treason was brought to light, Oliver’s eyes—warm and green like the spring—would become frosted and bitter as a blizzard.
#27 – Fall
In their youth, Oliver and Walter used to hide in the leave piles and scare Arthur during his morning walks.
#28 – Forgotten
The root of his treason, and the eventual cause of Oliver’s heartbreak—all of this stemmed from Walter’s one and only fear.
#29 – Dance
As Oliver twirled him around the palace ballroom, Walter understood why children were obsessed with fairytales.
#30 – Body
Walter considered it horribly unfair that, upon his return from Oxford, Oliver was a head taller than him and twice his muscle mass.
#31 – Sacred
Alucard may have Oliver, but Walter was his first kiss and he would carry that victory to his grave.
#32 – Farewells
Upon their return from Warsaw, Walter held Oliver as they stood in the foyer.
To Oliver, it was a gesture of brotherhood and comfort.
To Walter, it was a farewell to the future they could’ve had together.
#33 – World
In their younger years, the two of them marked an old map in the library with where they wanted to travel together, with crayon lines zig-zagging everywhere from Montreal to Antarctica.
#34 – Formal
“For the love of all that is holy, Oliver, button your shirt up! We are attending Her Majesty’s banquet, not a cocktail party in Vegas!”
#35 – Fever
Walter had a fever once when he was 10, and Oliver had made some homemade chicken noodle soup for him.
Never again.
His taste buds can only handle so much salt.
#36 – Laugh
The way he hunched over with a crinkled nose and a toothy grin, Walter could see why Oliver’s nickname was Rabbit.
#37 – Lies
“You can trust me, Oliver.”
#38 – Forever
Despite his sins, Walter hoped to meet Oliver again in the next life.
#39 – Overwhelmed
When Oliver leaned over his shoulder, his chest pressed to his back, and whispered in his ear, Walter swore his heart beat could be heard from space.
#40 – Whisper
“Move your ass, Walter, you’re blocking the bathroom door.”
#41 – Wait
4 years.
1,460 days.
2,102,400 minutes.
And, in the end, Oliver still chose Alucard.
#42 – Talk
It took Walter by surprise when Oliver said he didn’t believe people are inherently good.
“It is easy to be cruel and selfish, but to be kind and loving—that takes effort.” Oliver elaborated, swirling his wine glass with a far-off expression. “And it’s hard to make that effort sometimes, especially when the world is hellbent on breaking you down.”
#43 – Search
Walter never thought he would miss the days when Oliver would reach for his hand during mission briefings.
#44 – Hope
The words Oliver stitched into his muffler.
#45 – Eclipse
Oliver stands above him, rays of moonlight filtering through his raven locks, and offers him a hand and a smile.
“Another successful mission by the dynamic duo, hmm?”
#46 – Gravity
It seemed the more Walter tried to pull away from Oliver, the harder he fell for him.
#47 – Highway
The officer was tempted to turn on his sirens as a black Cadillac Sixty-Two Convertible and a Silver Triumph motorcycle zipped by him, but upon recalling the drivers’ identities, he just closed his eyes and prayed none of his colleagues would be foolish enough to pursue them.
#48 – Unknown
The future was a mystery but, as long as he had his ‘family’, Oliver wasn’t afraid.
Too bad Walter didn’t share the same sentiment.
#49 – Lock
The memories Oliver had given him would be guarded in his heart forevermore, even as his wires sliced through Oliver’s skin.
#50 – Breathe
As his final breath passed through his lips, Walter clutched the rabbit keychain in his hand and bid farewell to his first and only love.
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Dolus/Dolos, god of trickery, craftiness, and cunning deception
I’d say the majority of people that work with Greek deities have either not heard of Dolus or haven’t looked into him. Well, for the latter you wouldn’t find very much anyway so I don’t blame you.
I felt drawn to him when I had happened to stumble upon his name during some research with an unrelated project. Reaching out to Dolus was an easy thing to do, but what wasn’t easy was tackling how to exactly work with him or even worship him.
There’s basically nothing on this guy. Like next to nothing.
There is one main myth, but that is all there is on him which is incredibly unfortunate. I’ll put the Aesopic fable he’s mentioned in at the end if you want to skim it, but it doesn’t have his personality in it at all, or all too much about him. It does show off the “craftiness” title of his, though.
Some may not know if Dolus is a good fit for you if you’re interested. But from the little time I’ve known him I would say his expertise stretches way beyond what you may think. But, primarily he would be great for those of you who work with other trickster gods and the like. But also anyone that wants to try out types of divination that are a bit more niche and strengthening your intuition.
Depending on one of the two literature quotes you can find very easily on his theoi page, Dolus is either the son of Nyx or Gaia. Going forward and on any post I make on him (if it comes up) I’ll be addressing him as the son of Nyx, though.
His personality is one that may catch you off guard, as he, with me anyway, goes from such a kind and warm energy to one that has me wandering what the fuck I did to deserve him playing jokes on me I don’t understand half the time. (All in good fun I’m just terrible with social cues) But that’s the fun of working with him. I’m learning to let loose a bit more and find hobbies that actually tap into my more.. “craftier” side for lack of a better word that doesn’t sound like a really horrid pun.
I’m not great at tarot reading, or just that type of divination in general. Which is unfortunate since I’d like to be quite good at it. Dolus is someone that caught onto this rather quickly, noting my horrid shuffling and how long it took me to interpret cards and such. If you’re in the same boat at me, he’s your guy. The energy that filled my room was one of patience and understanding, but also an energy that wanted to push me to actually dedicate myself to learning the craft.
When I decided I wanted to help him set up more things to associate him with, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the warmth I felt from him. It was a moment that helped me decide that I’d love to do something like this for other gods too. Ones that are either buried or are too intimidating to reach out to because there’s such little knowledge out there. I hope this encourages others to do the same. It’s an incredibly rewarding task, as it also helps you develop a close relationship with said deity.
I’ll have a separate post I’ll link right here that gives you a nice idea for what you could put on an altar for him. In the future, I’ll be mentioning him a lot more, hoping to fill up his tags until it’s filled with people other than me lol.
His Theoi page.
Devotional activities and things to put on an altar: here.
I also have what he looks like to me here.
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. I know this isn’t super thorough, but I’ll update with anything else that comes to mind or make another post soon. 🩶
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