#dollsring

[dragon-deez-ballz]

holy fuck my sister just sent me this

[ontologic-catgirl]

Fuckers, my merit based raises in the lifeguard position don't carry over to being a head lifeguard, like I still have to do everything I do now just with more work!!!!

[guinevereslancelot]

job interview tomorrow 🙏

[b0nten]

i had such a great day today but then i got scammed so the 90 bucks i spent on moon boots went to shit and i got a pair of (probably fake) oakley sunglasses instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmpmp3]

I don't think medical centers and hospital parking should be paid in general but I especially don't care for how many buildings are increasing the parking cost because of inflation or whatever recently. You are A Parking Lot why are you Doing This.

[shortgremlinman]

Hello! Does anyone have the solitaire audiobook everyone has on tiktok. I don't have it. I want it very badly. Thank you so much

[polyamquackity]

They should invent calling in with no consequences

[sludgeware]

hey if a Jewish person tells you anything about being Jewish and the struggles they face being jewish you always have to listen and be really niceys to them and help them kill their problems or else you are worse than the killer ok? /gen

[stabyou]

we took tenacious to the vet and he got blood work and x-rays done and all of his organ function is fine, though he has high white blood cell count due to infection, but they aren't exactly sure what said infection is. i don't have the money for them to be able to take CT scans or x-rays of the inside of his throat and mouth to check for tumor/polyps, so he very well could have one of those too... but as it is, he still isn't eating, he still isn't moving, and he isn't breathing well at all. he got antibiotics at the vet but we aren't even sure if that's the issue. if he doesn't eat by monday they say to call but it's been two days since he ate last. i can't sleep. i've never been this scared in my life

[hawaii-official]

every1 following me rn should give me 1 dollr

[inviso-bill-strikes-again]

best thing about our specific Memory Issues is that mac can buy stuff while someone else is fronting and they won't remember it by the time it gets here so it's like a little surprise gift every time

[screwoffdotnet]

girl uck boxlunch i cant believe they actually charge you even if your order DOESNT place. everything was super overpriced anyways

[dreamcatcherdolls]

Minha peça preferida é um vestido Eu adoro esse vestido, adoro os vestidos da @cris.shida, ainda mais os xadrez #1mêsdeblythe @pvforblythe #liccadoll #dollsbrasil #vintagelicca #dollsrs #dollsgram https://www.instagram.com/p/CpgD6p-P9sY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[savethelifeofmychild]

how many times can i sit in the coffee shop and drink six dollsr coffees before someone hunts and kills me

[grox]

Im not waering none fk your faggot ass instagram ass silicone rings 30 dollsrs a pop yoj are out of your mind I hagr you

[thewelllitweenie]

The single most dangerous creature in the galaxy

The Fire Warrior novelization is wild

For anyone who doesn’t know, Fire Warrior was a game from 2003 where you play as a Tau Fire Warrior trying to rescue a kidnapped ethereal before it’s revealed that the planetary governor that kidnapped the ethereal was secretly a chaos cultist and you have to deal with that too.

What’s more unusual though is that the game actually had a novel tie in and it’s wild. It’s not perfect obviously, there’s a lot of parts where it skips from the main character, Shas’la Kais, starting to do something to after it’s been done with maybe a fight scene with the boss. But to be fair it is a novelization of the game and constant variations “He then turned the hallway and shot some guys” would get old fast.

What’s even more wild is that the book treats everything you do in game as something Kais actually does. As a result Kais becomes this freakishly hyper competent killing machine fueled almost purely by daddy issues. Like he is a genuine blood drenched cryptid and there’s practically no characters that aren’t at least slightly terrified of him. And that is not an exaggeration.

Like from everyone else’s perspective Kais is just a fresh recruit on his first ever battlefield and out of nowhere he’s gunning down hundreds of guardsmen. He takes out a tank with a hijacked imperial turret, kills an attack helicopter single handedly, saves the ethereal completely by himself from a heavily fortified prison, two shots a space marine, fights off two attempted boardings of his ship (which includes killing four more space marines completely by himself), counterboards the Imperial ship where he kills even more space marines and even more hundreds of guardsmen crippled the ship with a bomb and nearly kills the entire command crew all by himself, fights off a demonic invasion in the ship while completely lost to his blood rage, cripples the imperial ship even more, killing who knows how many CSM and demons the entire time, solos a chaos dreadnought, goes back to the planet to kill even more chaos marines and demons, fights his way through a titan to blow it up, solos a warp spawn, and a demon prince, falls to Khorne for a bit and eventually even kills a greater demon.

Within the book the entire time he’s doing all this he never has a mech or supplies, he’s constantly forced to fight God with guns and ammo he’s scavenged from the countless corpses he’s left in his wake. He rocks up to the Tau ship in orbit before he sneaks into the prison literally drenched in human blood and there’s nothing they can do about it because he’s basically the single best person at killing in their entire army at this point

These are all the things he does in the book because he does them in the game and it’s a just amazing to see the rest of the world react to this video game character played straight. Usually in other game novelizations, the sheer number of enemies your guy kills is usually brought way down and is just chalked up to the enemy numbers being inflated in the game for the sake of gameplay. But Fire Warrior decided to say fuck that, our blorbo really is just this much of a hyper competent war criminal and you should fear for your IRL life.

And honestly?

I don’t think I could respect them more for that decision.