thewelllitweenie
The Well Lit Weenie
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I write stuff, like things and drink fluids. See some of what I've written somewhere around here. usually under #short stories by weenie. trick or treating is open, come get your nonsense.
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thewelllitweenie · 4 hours ago
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You should checkout the octopus in my living room it's a broken up documentary but shows the big highlight about an octopus called Heidi and it's gorgeous
I watched one video about a guy's ant farm and now youtube keeps recommending me weird pet videos
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Youtube I really don't care about
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... well okay maybe that one
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thewelllitweenie · 4 hours ago
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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
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The everest chronicles
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thewelllitweenie · 17 hours ago
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Perturabo
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thewelllitweenie · 18 hours ago
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thewelllitweenie · 18 hours ago
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I've stopped people doing stuff saying their character would know better than to drink from a puddle, they've been outdoors adventuring for years at this point they're not dummies
my biggest issue with the whole Troll Metagaming Discourse is that there's this assumption that by default a PC is incompetant. Like by default your character is ignorant and foolish, and you have to justify not being stupid by dice rolls.
Like you can always choose to play a fuck-up, but if you don't want to be an idiot, you have to justify it.
That just seems a kinda uncharitable and petty way to play the game, y'know?
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thewelllitweenie · 19 hours ago
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) dir. Danny Leiner
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thewelllitweenie · 2 days ago
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Genuinely took me by surprise but it makes sense
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i love how every 3 months people find out the egyptian government doesnt give a fuck abt those thangs
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thewelllitweenie · 2 days ago
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Day 21
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Just a few days until christmas and it still hasn't burned.
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thewelllitweenie · 2 days ago
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thewelllitweenie · 2 days ago
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Oh we watched the guinea pig video the other day, what a strange video.
I watched one video about a guy's ant farm and now youtube keeps recommending me weird pet videos
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Youtube I really don't care about
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thewelllitweenie · 3 days ago
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I've been running mostly dungeons and it's been a lot of fun, friends are more meaningful when it's a little freak who happens to be a friendly bus sized crayfish living in a corridor
Running D&D in 2024 is like, the player community collectively convinced each other that dungeon crawls, resource management and attrition are bad, so now everyone runs games where characters can expect to get into one or two fights a day and characters are never stretched for resources, and most Reddit threads about D&D are GMs asking for help challenging their groups because of said ignoring of the resource management aspect and getting told that a good GM could make it work so obviously they must be a bad GM.
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thewelllitweenie · 4 days ago
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Torture the haters to death
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thewelllitweenie · 4 days ago
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imagine fighting Nightwing in Blüdhaven one night and he doesn’t even bother to unholster his escrima sticks. like how embarrassing?? all the local goons are gonna mock you for weeks after that.
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thewelllitweenie · 4 days ago
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i made seasons greasons fanart
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thewelllitweenie · 5 days ago
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