I write stuff, like things and drink fluids. See some of what I've written somewhere around here. usually under #short stories by weenie. trick or treating is open, come get your nonsense.
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Spotted or Tiger Quoll (Dasyurus maculatus), family Dasyuridae, order Dasyuromorphia, found in eastern Australia
Threatened.
photograph by Charles Davis
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It's just the early bird gets the worm
Also please tell me where you're from, cos I hear on Tumblr that this phrase is Aussie but I'm Aussie and it doesn't sound fucking Aussie to me. Do foreigners know this? This just seems like a normal fucking sentence.
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Smooth Knob-tail Gecko (Nephrurus laevissimus), family Carphodactylidae, near Uluru, Australia
photograph by Rob Valentic
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Apparently you can shoot some problems away
conclusions may be drawn
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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
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Red-faced Mousebird (Urocolius indicus) HE SCREMMM!!!, family Coliidae, order Coliiformes, found in SE Africa
photograph by Victor de Sousa
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