I write stuff, like things and drink fluids. See some of what I've written somewhere around here. usually under #short stories by weenie. trick or treating is open, come get your nonsense.
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Your art is so beautiful and emotionally descriptive. I love scrolling through your good place stuff and the dragons and american gods and good omens and doctor who and john simm and you are just so good at expressing motion and feelings and your lines are so graceful and smooth and I just love it and you
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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Find proven methods for dealing with fascists?
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on todays episode of My Cooking Disasters i exploded the lid on my pasta
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This here is brunch when brunch was still baby shaped and loved me, as opposed to fully grown and beautiful but treats me like a stranger. She's called brunch because she hatched around brunch time. I raised a whole clutch of eggs and those I grateful fucks don't have memory that spans to them so my feathered babies don't come and bring me their love when I visit them like other chickens I've helped raise. I can only assume their beauty, and they're frankly stunning, impaired their memory.
can yall send me ur pets and their names and tell me why they're named what they are? Esp if they're cats or birds cuz I'm just having an absolutely fantastic time rn /sarcastic
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if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come
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Caramelised onions as the topping for a pizza and gruyère on top
I'm a culinary hero
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turns out there is nothing stopping you from making a pngtuber so you can rp working in a scriptorium
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One, two! That's two IBS tummy flips!
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putting leaves & stems & seeds in ur food.......to acquire the Flavor
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Mad at You Island? No baby, I'm on Mad About You Island 💙💙
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